We're in the eye of the Eurovision Selection Season storm thanks to a light TV schedule this weekend. Time to practice the "I'm a Little Tempest in a Teapot" dance!

Remedial Dance Party Summary * Ukraine's Go_A wins VidBir with "Solovey" (1:54) * Slovenia's Ana Soklič wins EMA with "Voda" (7:05) * Sweden's Melfest Heat 4 in Malmö (12:52) * Portugal's Festival da Cançao Semi-Final 1 (23:13) * Poland's Alicja Protects the "Empires" from the Lake Malawi Trojan Horse (23:13) * This week: Germany, United Kingdom, Belarus, Serbia, Croatia, Estonia, Iceland, Moldova, Romania (27:53)

Links * 78: Remedial Dance Party playlist (Spotify) * Does Klemen Slakonja have the range? (YouTube) * Is Netflix doing a shadow viral campaign for Iceland? (Reddit)