2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-fcking, and evicted from her apartment. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave this mess of a year behind. Gabe — Allie’s best friend and our narrator — tells us that by the end of the month she will fck, marry, and kill three different people… and they’re all at this party.

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