Hello hello! Just your couple of friendly morons here to talk to you about a bit of football, a bit of hyper-masculinity, a bit of football media and then a bit more football when we're really meant to be wrapping things up.

Running order today is:

• Chelsea - Manchester United - Mourinho (again...)
• Manchester City as a phenomenon
• Is Bernardo better than KDB? (Nico goes all clickbait on us)
• Something about LeBron (I forget what)
• Issues with hyper-masculinity. Jon tries to argue around using the language but then realises he's being ridiculous.
• How do you operate within the football media whilst also having high standards about how the media should operate?
• Back to football: Ross Barkley? N'Golo Kante? Wtf Chelsea's midfield...
• Arsenal: lol

Enjoy!