In a week in which Jon and Nico didn't watch any football, they bring you a podcast that mentions a fair bit of football...

Look out for:

• Con(n)or McGregor and the UFC
• Alexis Sanchez is bad
• Ronaldo vs Messi? Why has no one pitched these two together before?
• A film that Nico watched but Jon didn't
• Jon killed Neil Armstrong
• Any other business