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“Ex-McDonald's worker says drive-thru mistake we all make is ruining our chips” https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/ex-mcdonalds-worker-says-drive-23836225
“McDonald's worker explains why they take your picture at the drive-thru” https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/mcdonalds-worker-explains-take-your-23353805
“Man shares hilarious list of 'rules' family must follow if he is ever in a coma” https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-shares-hilarious-list-rules-23822691
“Fmr. Manager of DOD Aerospace Threat Program: “UFOs are Real” https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_59de2f4be4b0b992a8214874
Pennies
Georgia Man Receives Final Paycheck Of $915 In Oil-Covered Pennies With A 'F**k You' Note
Voltswagen
https://news.sky.com/story/vw-sorry-for-early-april-fools-day-voltswagen-pr-stunt-12261948
Endangered songbirds
https://news.sky.com/story/regent-honeyeater-endangered-songbird-in-australia-is-forgetting-its-love-songs-and-the-females-of-the-species-arent-impressed-12248417
Matt Hancock’s Boudoir:
https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/29/matt-hancock-says-his-bright-red-office-is-like-a-soothing-boudoir-14322086/
Massive Tit Fight
https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/05/blue-tits-fight-in-park-in-ayr-scotland-14192486/
Chinese takeaway reviews:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/chinese-takeaway-becomes-sensation-savage-23818920
Boots sex toys
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/boots-apologise-after-inappropriate-advert-23627717
Boner:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/naked-attraction-host-reveals-excited-23513375
Tom Brady tattoo:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/my-girlfriend-thinks-tattoo-dont-23484109
Good news stories: Board games
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-56450518
CPR https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/8-year-old-boy-who-learned-cpr-from-a-john-cena-nickelodeon-show-uses-it-to-save-sister/ar-BB1fd86P
The Tokyo Olympics that could’ve been:
https://comicbook.com/anime/amp/news/tokyo-olympics-opening-plan-leak-anime-mario/