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KEAP
KEAP ARE: a – chitarre e affini / guitars and stuff d - corde vocali e affini / vocals and stuff e – corde vocali e affini / vocals and stuff gb – tutto il resto / everything else
Nerdish rock from Italy. Cowabunga bunga.
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I’ve never been one of the cool guys You were rolling joints I was rolling dice You were hitting on a girl, I was hitting a troll I explored the Underdark, you explored… well, something else You had a girl in every club, I had a girl in every world
But I don’t care, I don’t mind I’ve got no regrets ‘cause I had my friends
At your parties it was full of chicks, my party was just a bunch of geeks You were proud of your class, I was warrior/thief/mage multiclass You were callin’ some girl a bitch, I never did, my problem was a lich You played a role just to be cool, while I roleplayed you called me a fool
But I don’t care, I don’t mind I’ve got no regrets ‘cause I had my friends
But I don’t care, I don’t mind I’ve got no regrets ‘cause I had my friends
And now my friends write the films you see You watch shows that were meant for me The President of the USA reads Conan and Spider-Man, hey! Thanks for nothing, anyway, it was just a matter of time We shaped the world you live today. Now are you ready to play?
But I don’t care, I don’t mind I got no regrets you can keep my friends
Come ogni anno arriva l'estate. Come ogni anno, torme di turisti tedeschi calano in Liguria attirati dal clima e dal paesaggio. Come ogni anno, il turista tedesco si scontra con l'esercente ligure e con l'unica parola che ha imparato nel suo idioma. NEIN. Vedendosi negare ogni richiesta, il turista prima cede alla desolazione e legge gli ingredienti del muesli che ha ritrovato fortunosamente in macchina. Poi, esprime il suo parere sulla regione tutta. Infine, probabilmente avvelenato dal muesli andato a male, cade in delirio e muore, in preda alle allucinazioni, seduto di fronte a un vecchio 43 doppio barrato rosso abbandonato sul Monte Fasce, come un Christopher McCandless minore. Una storia triste che solo i KEAP potevano raccontare, nella bella lingua di Goethe.
La canzone di Natale 2015 dei Keap, per la prima volta in italiano! ATTENZIONE: contiene auguri più che sinceri