The Adventures of Brian Hovis: Recent Episodes
Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer
'He will fail.... A proper English tw*t who drives people to the edge of reason at every turn... Unlikeable, long-winded, a waste of space'. Lady Hovis (Brian's Mother), before her Kidnapping.
'She's orrible, yet ee's gonna try and save her! Ees got a heart of gold that lad.... His mum's bein held ransom by The Downton Knappers, coz they think ees rich coz we live in this big house. But ee got nothin. House crumblin, land worthless, (Bernard the butler and I just live here for the free potatoes). Now Brian's gonna risk life and limb to try and raise her ransom, probably coz I showed him too much Indiana Jones as a kid. You put Brian down a mile-deep well, ee'l start climbing. Although his upper body stregth is very very poor'. Alf the Gardener, just now.
'If he can find her twin sister, Aunt Hester, retired treasure seeker and international criminal, he might have a chance... If he can't find her, he'll die dramatically. And soon I'd think'. Bernard the Butler.
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Brian, Hester and Eustace think they may have found the location of the pebble. But have they? Listen to find out. That's how this works.
Notes: Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work. Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Tim crashes through the trough of water original_sound https://freesound.org/people/original_sound/sounds/376819/ and kevinkace https://freesound.org/people/kevinkace/sounds/66769/ and Rocktopus https://freesound.org/people/Rocktopus/sounds/233415/ Distant collapses. LoafDV https://freesound.org/people/LoafDV/sounds/238289/ and onteca https://freesound.org/people/onteca/sounds/197773/ and frolickingdp1 https://freesound.org/people/frolickingdp1/sounds/353928/ A GUN SHOT is heard and Tim begins to gallop. Wasp and locust encorprating these from chapter 5 (FunWithSound https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361487/ and RTB45 https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/192653/ and RSilveira_88 https://freesound.org/people/RSilveira_88/sounds/216215/ Another wasp by soundtracvkradio
https://freesound.org/people/soundtracvkradio/sounds/345508/ A SANDSTORM hits them. The sandstorm passes. Wasps Faceonmars https://freesound.org/people/Faceonmars/sounds/94891/ and dobroide https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/20569/ Circada sounds from simongray
https://freesound.org/people/simongray/sounds/148172/ _ Distant rumble RT759 https://freesound.org/people/RT759/sounds/199403/ Gun shots as above Trotting Oscar de Ávila https://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139325/ Car approaching Screeches up Robinhood76 https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/181129/ Hitting ags YleArkisto https://freesound.org/people/YleArkisto/sounds/325098/ and kyles https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/177750/ and OBXJohn https://freesound.org/people/OBXJohn/sounds/251662/ and lovretta https://freesound.org/people/lovretta/sounds/141245/ Psychadelic music Hywel Wet towel slaps qubodup https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/74488/ Gunshot gezortenplotz https://freesound.org/people/gezortenplotz/sounds/19514/ and SpliceSound https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/153560/ A glow hywel Airplane internal Cheeseheadburger https://freesound.org/people/Cheeseheadburger/sounds/141519/ Eustace hiccupsRobinhood76 https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/220423/
Having a bad day? Has yours involved a sword fight yet? No?
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work. Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Jeep engine vandenbempt https://freesound.org/people/vandenbempt/sounds/240203/ Engine stops as above. running water, birds. Macsat-Rd https://freesound.org/people/Macsat-Rd/sounds/388359/ Bang on the head as with thud below and phoenixdk https://freesound.org/people/phoenixdk/sounds/80417/ Fade in bubbling sound. MattJ99 https://freesound.org/people/MattJ99/sounds/66787/ and Electroviolence https://freesound.org/people/Electroviolence/sounds/234556/ Slap ihitokage https://freesound.org/people/ihitokage/sounds/395348/ and DWSD https://freesound.org/people/DWSD/sounds/183100/ Everyone hits the deck JakLocke https://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261296/ and zaneclampett https://freesound.org/people/zaneclampett/sounds/263620/ Sword Fight. Sword fight sounds freefire66 https://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175951/ and https://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175950/
iLife effects used for helicopter.
This could be the death of you. Listen at your peril.
Notes: Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work. Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Desert sounds. felix.blume https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/147512/ Including… wind my InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/376415/ Unfolding map achase4u https://freesound.org/people/achase4u/sounds/341805/ Gust of wind (me) Paper flies away mickdow https://freesound.org/people/mickdow/sounds/320913/ A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS hits them. FunWithSound https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361487/ and RTB45 https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/192653/ and RSilveira_88 https://freesound.org/people/RSilveira_88/sounds/216215/ A SANDSTORM hits them. The sandstorm passes. Wasps Faceonmars https://freesound.org/people/Faceonmars/sounds/94891/ and dobroide https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/20569/ Wasps swarm. Puniho https://freesound.org/people/Puniho/sounds/184195/ Brian hits quicksand redafs https://freesound.org/people/redafs/sounds/379499/ and kanalgas https://freesound.org/people/kanalgas/sounds/250317/ and JakLocke https://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261296/ And The bubbling MattJ99 https://freesound.org/people/MattJ99/sounds/66787/ belch mmaruska https://freesound.org/people/mmaruska/sounds/170487/ further belching Mr_Alden
Welcome to an exotic evening at a beautiful old Colon. Where suspicious things are afoot.
Notes: Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham.
The whole of this podcast was recorded in a single day and all who contributed worked for free. It is as perfect as we can make it within the challenge of 'artistic constraints'. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/
Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work. Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Hotel lobby noises nikitralala https://freesound.org/people/nikitralala/sounds/204406/ smashing glass from InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/344272/ Lobby noises stopping (people stopping) (As above with effect) And gasps unchaz https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150964/ Brians footseps towards the bar an edited SpliceSound https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/170503/ Fridge door swings shut producerdan https://freesound.org/people/producerdan/sounds/222763/ Chink of glasses 13F_Panska_Tlolkova_Matilda https://freesound.org/people/13F_Panska_Tlolkova_Matilda/sounds/378332/ The sound of tap dancing begins, starting slowly, then increasing to a complex FUNAI https://freesound.org/people/FUNAI/sounds/165753/ fluster of steps ending with a firm thud. (us) Opening window Bar sounds, jazz plays, low hum Bar (Audience chatter) from edhutschek https://freesound.org/people/edhutschek/sounds/242604/ Outdoor, night, owl hoots. J.Zazvurek https://freesound.org/people/J.Zazvurek/sounds/60744/ oly by 13FPanska_Machacova_Petra https://freesound.org/people/13FPanska_Machacova_Petra/sounds/377529/ Applause in bar sagetyrtle https://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/32260/ Daybreak, desert calls, marketplace a loud camel snort. Includes Market by felix.blume https://freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/173153/ camel noise by acclivity https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/16932/ Trotting begins unevenly. Oscar de Ávila https://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139325/ A noise including smashing glass and markets. (as Eustace leaps into the distance) thudding from OtisJames https://freesound.org/people/OtisJames/sounds/215162/ smashing glass from InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/344272/
Brian, Aunt Hester, and Eustace find themselves in a 'self drive plane' with death defying results.
Notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work. Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Seagulls / port sounds I life plus deranged https://freesound.org/people/deranged/sounds/208074/ Airfiled sounds blouhond https://freesound.org/people/blouhond/sounds/157947/ and klankbeeld https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/239597/ Plane engine starts ‘guns up’ Cheeseheadburger https://freesound.org/people/Cheeseheadburger/sounds/141519/ Grinding of gears lonemonk https://freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/185580/ Prop plane takeoff: Digifishmusic on https://www.freesound.org/s/54968/ And cheeseheadburger on https://www.freesound.org/s/141522/ Crecendo of plane taking off sebastianlund https://freesound.org/people/sebastianlund/sounds/45224/ and Jedimichael https://freesound.org/people/Jedimichael/sounds/83882/ Cork pop Kinoton https://freesound.org/people/Kinoton/sounds/347353/ glugging BenDicks https://freesound.org/people/BenDicks/sounds/151682/ Plane cutting used chopped up above from lonemonk Tapping (the needle) engreitz https://freesound.org/people/engreitz/sounds/79028/ Grunt use above cutting from lonemonk Opening plane window Taira Komori https://freesound.org/people/Taira%20Komori/sounds/212013/ Flop out of window swiftoid https://freesound.org/people/swiftoid/sounds/184312/
Brian and his new family set sail across the Atlantic, giving them plenty of time to discuss the mission. And get buff stoking the furnace.
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work. Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Ships horn TiredHippo https://freesound.org/people/TiredHippo/sounds/317386/ Engine room / furnace / fire yottasounds https://freesound.org/people/yottasounds/sounds/380780/ and barrygusey https://freesound.org/people/barrygusey/sounds/134907/ and finnbuster https://freesound.org/people/finnbuster/sounds/16948/ and iankath https://freesound.org/people/iankath/sounds/173991/ and ambience of ship from inchadney https://freesound.org/people/inchadney/sounds/133818/ Furnace door closes. nofeedbak https://freesound.org/people/nofeedbak/sounds/21859/ Singer flailing in a large empty room (ian) Guillotine followed by outdoor sounds smidoid https://freesound.org/people/smidoid/sounds/50063/ Thunder crashes sean.townsend https://freesound.org/people/sean.townsend/sounds/140293/ OUTDOOR birds to all silent Cymeon https://freesound.org/people/Cymeon/sounds/245404/ Thunder dying (use thunder above) ‘A Perfect top F Sharp (ian) Stones fall, build, huge stone collapse. Small stone fall aerror https://freesound.org/people/aerror/sounds/350749/ stones falling in quarry oniwe https://freesound.org/people/oniwe/sounds/32871/ Tectonic rumble digifishmusic https://freesound.org/people/digifishmusic/sounds/53765/ USE ilife Volcano erupting too Seagulls / seascape using ilife
Chapter 1 Brian is very brave, and makes a tit of himself in public. Notes: Chapter 1 Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment. Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work. Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Pacing SpliceSound https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/170503/ Crows blimp66 https://freesound.org/people/blimp66/sounds/353432/ Metal hammering arnaud coutancier https://freesound.org/people/arnaud%20coutancier/sounds/388060/ Lawn mower OroborosNZ https://freesound.org/people/OroborosNZ/sounds/141248/ Helicopter ilife fx Train passing qubodup https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/219591/ Phone ringing using I life
Hand clapping by ThatoMadiskwane
https://freesound.org/people/ThatoMadiskwane/sounds/490627/
Phone hang up by kyliank
https://freesound.org/people/kyliank/sounds/178537/ Emergency flight training course FreqMan https://freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/19892/ Footstepson concrete by Miguelpascucci https://freesound.org/people/miguelpascucci/sounds/349678/ Plane fly-by ilife Walking in snow luminadii https://freesound.org/people/luminadii/sounds/336765/ Cabin door opening EpicWizard https://freesound.org/people/EpicWizard/sounds/345311/ Unfolding paper achase4u https://freesound.org/people/achase4u/sounds/341805/ Blizzard (as above) Plan fly-by (as above) Judges gavel odditonic https://freesound.org/people/odditonic/sounds/187706/ Cars passing at speed Oscar de Ávila https://freesound.org/people/Oscar%20de%20%C3%81vila/sounds/139967/ New York – traffic noise knufds https://freesound.org/people/knufds/sounds/345948/
Push bar door by kyles
https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/453969/
Body hitting ground by leonelmail
https://freesound.org/people/leonelmail/sounds/504626/ Entering the auditorium J.Zazvurek https://freesound.org/people/J.Zazvurek/sounds/60786/ Auditorium soundscape gchase https://freesound.org/people/gchase/sounds/144042/ and blouhond https://freesound.org/people/blouhond/sounds/163390/ Audience laughters and applauses lonemonk https://freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/72844/ Slap Syna-Max https://freesound.org/people/Syna-Max/sounds/43586/ Audience gasps unchaz https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150964/ and Adam_N https://freesound.org/people/Adam_N/sounds/324895/ Audience sympathetic noah0189 https://freesound.org/people/noah0189/sounds/264499/ Audience amused club sound https://freesound.org/people/club%20sound/sounds/105225/ Brian’s leg kicks Eustace PorkMuncher https://freesound.org/people/PorkMuncher/sounds/263675/ and SpliceSound https://freesound.org/people/SpliceSound/sounds/188219/ Augdience gasp jayfrosting https://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333402/ Audience go wild FoolBoyMedia https://freesound.org/people/FoolBoyMedia/sounds/397435/ and unchaz https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150957/ and lonemonk https://freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/31169/ Auditorium door slamming mparsons99 https://freesound.org/people/mparsons99/sounds/89142/ and theneedle.tv https://freesound.org/people/theneedle.tv/sounds/379916/ Auditorium door opening (as above) Audience disappointed jayfrosting https://freesound.org/people/jayfrosting/sounds/333384/ and kukla https://freesound.org/people/kukla/sounds/94105/ Audience applaud makosan https://freesound.org/people/makosan/sounds/135191/ follwed by ambience by IllusiaProductions https://freesound.org/people/IllusiaProductions/sounds/249940/ Audience chatting edhutschek https://freesound.org/people/edhutschek/sounds/242604/ Punch in the face ihitokage https://freesound.org/people/ihitokage/sounds/395352/ and kuzyaburst https://freesound.org/people/kuzyaburst/sounds/196120/ Dialling on a mobile phone lhardie https://freesound.org/people/lhardie/sounds/323186/
Brian is about to have something thrust upon him. This could be one, or any number of, the following.
a) A tea towel
b) An Adventure
c) Soup
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Some notes:
Brian Hovis, like all who appear with him, is a fictional character. I know! Amazing that this isn’t a documentary right? Here are the credits behind the curtain of magic and lies that is entertainment.
Written by Hywel Evans and Russell Gomer Edited by Hywel, zen-guided by Russell. Songs by Hywel with lyrics from Hywel and Russell. Performed, every part, every-single-voice-you-hear by Mr Ian Conningham. This is an entire work of fiction, any similarities in name of places people or companies is unintentional and entirely the work of the imagination. **Thanks to Stuart Morgan of Audio Always for the kindness to let us use his booth for a day to record the entire series.
Programmes used, should you be nerdy enough to care, include Logic Pro X and an increasingly slower-by-the-day Macbook on a couch. Scott Lee Cupp wrote the wonderful main theme and is called ‘Africa’ which we purchased for use in our free podcasts, from the great website http://www.audiomicro.com/ Hywel Evans dawbed out the other music and songs you hear. Far inferior to Scott’s work. Sound Effects: We made some sound effects ourself, used some in the Logic Pro and Garage Band / iLife library, and got many from the wonderful freesound.org a great website for podcast makers providing free content in exchange for credits. All sounds were amended in some way during mixing, and the licence applicable to most but not all is here https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ All sounds have been edited into a large story using the edit techniques needed to tell that story. As such some sounds have been changed, and the owners of these sounds are not necessarily endorsing the use by Brian Hovis’ creators. These things have to be said. Essentially, people who made free sounds on freesound.org have done so with love, care and attention, and we have taken those like monkeys plucking coconuts and tried amidst our banging and crashing around to and apply the same rules of love care and attention to create a free story for everyone. Here come the credits they deserve, you will see a description of the sound, their username, and a link to the sound on freesound.org. Hopefully this will mean you can use them and they are receiving the credit they deserve! Desert sounds from Kanagaroovindaloo here https://www.freesound.org/s/138288/ Wind sound from luciolepri here https://www.freesound.org/s/186635/ Drumming of hooves Galloping sound created on freesound.org by Eläimet Kotieläimet Animals » Hevonen ohi, kaviot / Horse passing by galloping on asphalt, hooves clattering https://www.freesound.org/s/369532/ Heavy breathing TomchikRec https://freesound.org/people/TomchikRec/sounds/372241/ Buzz CGEffex https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/99956/ Army of shouts DickBlox https://freesound.org/people/DickBlox/sounds/101871/**
Gunshots from qubodup
https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/184750/
Sandstorm from Meepalicious
https://freesound.org/people/Meepalicious/sounds/244807/ Door opening door opening EpicWizard https://freesound.org/people/EpicWizard/sounds/345311/
Tractor start from radwoc
https://freesound.org/people/radwoc/sounds/256808/
Tractor running by cmusounddesign
https://freesound.org/people/cmusounddesign/sounds/72026/ Breakfast noises from https://freesound.org/people/Joljo/sounds/174086/
Cuckoo and the nightingale from Vonora
https://freesound.org/people/Vonora/sounds/269570/
Magazine sounds from fieldtapes
https://freesound.org/people/fieldtapes/sounds/271342/
Bush from schademans
https://freesound.org/people/schademans/sounds/2596/
Shed door from Hanbaal
https://freesound.org/people/Hanbaal/sounds/178674/
Tent flaps by kevinkace
https://freesound.org/peoJoljo
ple/kevinkace/sounds/66773/ Ticking Clock InspectorJ https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/343130/
Owl 13FPanska_Machacova_Petra
https://freesound.org/people/13FPanska_Machacova_Petra/sounds/377529/
Footsteps from sinatra314
https://freesound.org/people/sinatra314/sounds/209473/ tv switch off NLM https://freesound.org/people/NLM/sounds/262401/ Fireplace juskiddink https://freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/215658/ Crunches junkfood2121 https://freesound.org/people/junkfood2121/sounds/202145/ Voicemail beep kwahmah_02 https://freesound.org/people/kwahmah_02/sounds/274759/ Knock at window Eneasz https://freesound.org/people/Eneasz/sounds/388395/ Window opens semccab https://freesound.org/people/semccab/sounds/154389/ Rain from pulswelle https://freesound.org/people/pulswelle/sounds/194204/ Thunder crashes using ilife scraping oscaraudiogeek https://freesound.org/people/oscaraudiogeek/sounds/328934/ Crashing downstairs in a suit of armour Branrainey https://www.freesound.org/s/142351/ Chapter 1 Brian is very brave, and makes a tit of himself in public.