PortlandCA The Original OC Podcast: Recent Episodes
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We love The O.C. We love it so much that we spend an hour a week watching it and talking about it. Since you love The O.C. as well you should listen to us talk about it. Then you'll love us. We need you.
We have a sad episode this week. We dedicate it to the memory of Ricky Martin, shaking his bon bon in heaven. You will be missed. Also, despite what they say, this is episode 8.
This week, TRL thinks of Grind, but were talking about Now What!?. We find out if they have the saying Free Ballin' in Canada, and CJH makes a love connection. Also, JDS is totally here.
Do you know why this episode is called The Swells? Because everything is swell. Or is it? This week we welcome our new host Alesha something or, she's Canadian, or French or something. That's really none of our business. That's why we don't pry too much into what her country is like. We're very well mannered.
It's the perfect storm of things in this episode. We have an inside joke, and we dive into the past of Taylor Ryan Lord. Also, Seth is a piece of shit.
This week Josh Hatfield points out that he doesn't need anyone, and he could do it on his own. We find out The CW Seed is the future of TV and that Sandy gots some splainin' to do.
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This week special guest star Taylor Lord joins us in the studio. We talk about life, love and the pursuit of ha penis. Cory also has a great q Tip story. Stick around for the special teaser after the cast. You're welcome.
This family friendly week features guest star Taylor Rutherford Lord. Also we watch The OC. Oh Sandy. #JCTIP
Taylor Lord takes his place rightful place as the boss of PortlandCA. Also, Marissa shot Trey.
The end (of the season) is not near, it's here. It's swearfest 2001 one up in this bitch. Cory is back and so are the swear words. This is the finale, and the talk of Oliver is back. Where are we? What the hell, is going on?
In this penultimate episode of the season, Just the Josh's team up and put things in perspective. They catch you up on the comings and goings of the season and talk about button up shirts.
This episode has a lot of Slander, including about 50 cent, and code words. Fire ants don't mean what you think they mean.
Kyle Loyd is back and so is his punch count. Listen to us watch the gang go to Florida and visit the Nana.
Everything The O.C.'s Taylor R. Lord drove all the way from Nashville just to be on this podcast. Then he drove home, by himself, alone. Enjoy
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This week, Josh Stout keeps talking crazy about Ryan and Marissa having sex, with each other. Special guest Tank Junkins walks right out of 2005 and comes into the studio. He talks about The Facebook and how he misses T9 entry.
Crazy thing about Summer Roberts, she works part time at the Antique Roadshow. Trey is not the best guy guys, pay attention.
Even though Cory is dead, we still have to podcast. So here it is.
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The special contest winner guest hosts this episode and he really wins the crowd over. I guess.
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Listen guys, we eat jelly beans. That's all you need to know.
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This week Josh's racist ass wife Danielle shows up and keeps it cool. Bling Bling. Cory doesn't like people going up his ass or a penis being in his face. And there's too much touching.
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We are the original OC podcast. Anyone else who claims they are is a liar and we didn't torrent The OC. We own the box set.
This week we take a hard look at ourselves and what were doing with our lives.
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Where's Cory? No one knows, no one seems to care. This week Josh Hatfield's wife steps in to take his place, maybe forever. We discuss Ben Mckenz baby momma and condoms in Chino.
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This week we find out what happens if you go away for the weekend and refuse to tell JAH and CJH what you're doing. We also have new mics and a new soundboard. And we talk about The OC. This episode has nothing to do with the TV show X Factor.
In this episode Sandy doesn't forget his anniversary and Kirsten acts like a bitch. She's clearly an alcoholic. Just like JDS. Do you know he once broke his jaw throwing up for drinking too much? We debut our new theme song, and you love it.
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Fuck context, a tie is like kissing your sister, it's pretty good. The O.C. Mansion is for sale and we are excited. JDS keeps talking about people you don't know or care about. Zach comes back, Peter Gallagher is so strong and Facebook still exists. DJ comes back, do you remember DJ? Also at some point Marissa does something responsible.
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Chrismukkah is back and in full swing! We all think Kirsten is cute and just now turned 30. We all wear Christmas sweaters, everyone else be damned! Also, we argue about Dr. Suess for like, 40 minutes. Also #JCTIP
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Back in the studio, we podcast. We are very friendly and likable and you'll like us very much. We read Fanfic and do all kinds of other wacky stuff.
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This week we talk about Do you See The O.C. That I See, which is a rival podcast. Don't listen to them. We discuss Ryan's hair cut, the difference between IMDB and IDPC (The one that doesn't exist). We discuss an old timey radio podcast, an idea they stole from me, Thrilling Adventure Hour. JAH loves green beans.
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We live tweet and periscope this episode, and it doesn't go well. JDS doesn't even seem to like the show, but he constantly tries to create new slogans. CJH doesn't understand twitter and JAH doesn't even know what Instagram is. We all agree that Ryan needs a haircut, someone put that on a shirt.
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We're well into season two when tragedy strikes. This episode of Portlandca features something you've never heard before, and one cast member may never be heard from again! If you only listen to one episode of PortlandCA, make it this one.
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We watch the 25th amazing episode of The O.C. As a special treat someone in our crew has a stroke while filming. Can you guess who?
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We watch The Best Chrismukkah ever, talk about pooping in cars, Josh looks for love and you can literally win shit by answering the O.I.C. If you have the answer and want the The Blu Ray, The Springsteen CD or the tracfone, email your answer to joshhatfield@portlandca.com
The ends not near, it’s here. This week we watch the season finale, and have our heart strings pulled. Even Stonewall Stout gets misty eyed. So keep watching.
Colin Hanks and Paris Hilton join me in the studio this week to talk about busty hookers and why people go to LA. Also Luke defrags a hard drive or two. Keep it in the family!
Josh Stout constantly complains about everything, again. Then we discuss our antics with Jenny C and J Carroll. Josh Stout may be rich, but he’s no gentleman. Email joshhatfield@portlandca.com.
In the podcast we argue about sound and don’t talk about The O.C. Then Josh Stout offends you. And lies. And Cory admits girls are stupid. Sup girl?
Vegas Baby! The O.C. games go to Vegas and we watch. Also Theresa’s pregnant. We find out JDS doesn’t care for the Cardinals and you may get another visit from the Ghost of Bane. We know you love him.
The Countdown is Josh Hatfield’s favorite episode of The O.C. Listen to how excited the team gets as Ryan dashes to save the day. And win more shit! This week you get the choice of Punk’d Season 2, sex dice or the third choice! Email joshhatfield@portlandca.com.
We fill in your cracks and spaces and talk about the OC and goofs. Cory talks about Summer video game skills, Marissa’s fashion choice and the fact that we never see Anna again.
We're back cracker jacks, welcome to the heart attack. This season will be known as The Heart Attack. You'll see why. You'll also realize JDS has no idea what happened last season. We're so glad to be back. And you're glad were back too.
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Watch us watch episode 21 of The Adventures of Eddie. Listen with excitement as JDS fills your gaps and spaces and Cornelious Brown fills in for CJH. We continue to keep up the good work.
We watch episode 20 and discuss the end of days. Except we don’t, we just read fan fic. Send in your fanfic ideas today!
We talk about how terrible Oliver is, how nothing Marissa is and how much JDS hates you.
This week we watch the Nana, and we do it. By do it we mean Shelter Sam. We discuss our 104 facebook likes, this very special episode and how Sam is a ridiclous size.
This week we wish Marissa was dead. And that Ryan killed her. But we don’t have fanfic. Cory doesn’t believe in the idea of Ryan and Marissa, and that they’re only dating out of convience. JAH quotes Dr. Who, and Cory quotes Vinny Jones.
The gang goes to see Rooney and we watch. We sink deeper into our hatred of Oliver and you can too. And win more shit. You can can win Rooney by Rooney, 4 american quarters or the second season of Who Wants to be a Superhero. Email joshhatfield@portlandca.com.
Josh and Kyle just won’t leave. We also introduce the man who created The Terminator, Dustin Clinton.
Josh Stout and Kyle Loyd come back because, well, who wouldn’t want to come back for Anna?
We seriously watch this episode with no distractions or interruptions. We also don’t have a punch count. Anna’s back!
We watch the episode where Lukes’ dad is gay. We continue to try to find out how much sex JDS has.
Dustin and Josh are back! We dive deep into the issues of episode 6, find out about Cory’s time in the water soup line
and then he gets screwed by Ebay.
We sit down with our good friends Josh and Kyle to discuss episode 3, The Gamble. Featuring an in depth analysis of the differences between a 7 and 7, and mint julep.
We watch the podcast and talk about The O.C. And what would happen if JDS went blind. He probably will.
Josh Stout comes back and all hell breaks loose. We crack wise while the gang goes to TJ and we stay in a tiny little
room.
In this episode we take a look at the Pilot episode of The O.C. What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot you racist.
We delve deep into the lives of our hosts in our brand new studio.
The gang fights to keep Marissa out of the crazy house.
Cory tells us the story of his time at AT&T, Josh adds nothing to the conversation and then the episode ends. Also, other stuff happens.