Master Closet Studios: Recent Episodes

Master Closet Studios

A small podcast network based in Dallas, TX.

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This is the one where the Doctor does a big team-up (again) and the baddies also do a big team-up (again) and it's all a little confusing

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Building intimacy in marriage is about a lot more than just sex.

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Anonymous Questions - When She's Not Interested in Sex by Master Closet Studios

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Best of Your Input by Master Closet Studios

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Showing Up for Your Spouse With Ryan Cote by Master Closet Studios

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Preparing for Crisis by Master Closet Studios

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When She Doesn't Want Sex - Interview with Belah Rose by Master Closet Studios

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Do you or your partner want to be more sexually adventurous? This week we're discussing ways of looking at being adventurous that you can implement in your marriage.

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What To Do When They Want Sex More with Daniel Purcell from Get Your Marriage On by Master Closet Studios

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Help for Couples in a Sexless Marriage by Master Closet Studios

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Higher Drive Wives with J Parker by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the most annoying Doctor and his most annoying companion fight their most annoying enemy. And we didn’t have to bypass Watford. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor and the fam have a “SwAsHbUcKlInG AdVeNtUrE.” and Dan can sword fight?

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This is the one where the Doctor and the fam get attacked by oversized scorpions that don't have brains. And guns bad!

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This is the one where the Daleks have a really dumb plan and the Doctor has a worse one. And we’ll have to bypass Watford! That place is crawling with Daleks. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where we talk about which episode we are going to cover for our Best of Thirteen episode.

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This is the one where Clara is not Clara, Lethbridge-Stewart is not NOT Lethbridge-Stewart and we all learn the true price of war. Except Lethbridge-Stewart.

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This is the one where Dwight attacks Lucius Malfoy and Lebron James’ wife to try and steal the plans to the spore drive. Also space whales!

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Intimate Covenant Interview by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the master gets stuck in the sewers for almost 1000 years. And the doctor dies 4 times in a few minutes. And those are etheric beam locators! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the real villain was the demon inside us all, all along.

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This is the one where they establish that Data could stack the deck so that it wasn't a surprise when he did. And there's a glass that has no effect on the plot. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctors fights himself, the master tries to help him, and the true villain was the timelord inside us all along. And Rassilon is a huge troll. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where Jared tells us everything we need to know about the Classic Who 20th Anniversary episode The Five Doctors.

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Evolved Marriage with Kate & Eric by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where we haven’t met River Song yet. Also there’s carnivorous shadows and existential horror. And River takes forever to say everybody lives.

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What to do When a Spouse Doesn't Find their Partner Attractive Anymore by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where it feels like we’ve done this before. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good.

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This is the one where the Doctor meets an all powerful chair god. And the master!

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This is the one where zombies take over London, we meet Captain Jack, Rose finally decides to break up with Micky, The Doctor Dances, and EVERYBODY LIVES.

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This is the one where Jake Gyllenhaal does a little bit of time travel but mostly does PARKOUR.

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Taking a Team Approach in Marriage by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor meets up with some big brains that are holding the universe together with thought and 20th century computers. And the Doctor falls to his death.

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Some people think flirting is only for young couples when they're dating. But flirting can be incredibly helpful in your marriage as well.

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This is the one where the Doctor loses to the Daleks! Until she doesn't. Also Yaz and the Doctor might be a thing.

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Unrealistic, unspoken, and unmet expectations can ruin just about any relationship. Today, we talk about how they impact the marriage relationship.

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This is the one where Doctor Who does A Wibbly Wobbly Christmas Carol. With SPACE SHARKS WoOoOoO.

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We get a lot of questions from couples that have one person who wants to try something new sexually in bed, and the other is reluctant.

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This is the one where Groundhog Day but BAD.

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Does all physical touch have to lead to sex? Or do you sometimes crave non-sexual touch, but don't know how to communicate that to your spouse?

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It's likely you and your spouse didn't have the same holiday traditions growing up. How do you handle that now that you're making new ones?

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This is the one where the doctors save what's left of the universe by not stopping the bad guys. And the companions do more to save the universe than the doctor.

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This is the one where the Doctor talks a lot while the companions actually do some crap.

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This is the one where an angel takes over the TARDIS and could take it anywhere in the universe but instead goes to England within 50 years of the present. And the Doctor becomes an angel.

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get lost in time. Like I ran out of time to write this.

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007 How To Handle It When You Have Different Priorities From Your Spouse by Master Closet Studios

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006 The Challenges Of Marriage And Money by Master Closet Studios

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019 - Nashville TN by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get immediately split up. The Doctor fights Sontarans in Russia in the 1800s, Dan fights Sontarans in Liverpool in the present, and Yaz doesn’t fight Sontarans, nowhere, nowhen.

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179 - The Halloween Apocalypse by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where Captain Jack breaks out the Doctor with a bubble, humans build the daleks again, the daleks kill the daleks again, and the Doctor “kills the daleks forever”. . . again. But for real this time. Again.

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This is the one where the Doctor has an existential crisis but then gets over it, the companions do a whole lot of stuff on their own, and Chibs undercuts all of Steven Moffatt’s work and Matt Smith’s last episode.

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions meet fake ghosts, real ghosts, Mary Shelley, and the cybermen’s monster.

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions have some bad dreams. And defeat two gods. And do therapy because plot.

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When you think about spending the rest of your life with your spouse, you probably don’t think about spending every night of your life in the same bed together….or all the things that entails as you grow older. In today’s episode, we’re going to talk about the problems with sharing a bed with your spouse.

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How to Get Back in Gear After a Vacation by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the doctor and her companions find weird birds that eat people, and two girls roaming becomes one girl roaming. And that dude didn’t die at the end.

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This is the one where the Doctor, the Doctor, and her companions fight the Judoon. And Cap’n Jack is back baby!!!

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This is the one where the doctor and her companions try to teach you history and fail. Also apparently Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla met aliens and just never said anything about it. And Tesla invented the 21st century.

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This is the one where the doctor and her companions fight Mew-Ta-Ted humans on EaRtH. Also capitalism bad, global warming bad, rich people bad, etc, etc.

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This is the one where the doctor and her companions get attacked by a car, get lazer boots, fight an insane spyMASTER, and defeat interdimensional glowing fedora men.

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This is the one where the doctor and her companions meet a couple and a brain squid in the sewers of sheffield. Oh and Ryan's dad came back.

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This is the one where the doctor and her (*boomer voice) “fam” finds a weird orb that is what's left of a planet and turns out there's eye magic and tim shaw for no reason.

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Have you ever spent a lot of time doing things for your spouse to show them you love them, but they keep asking you for more? In today’s episode, we’re going to talk about showing your spouse you love them in a way they hear it.

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This is the one where the doctor and her companions find a horrible parent who emotionally abuses his blind kid. Then they fight flesh eating moths and frogs or some crap like that.

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Why is it important to decide who’s main responsibility it is to do certain chores in the household?

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get accused of witchcraft, get dunked, and learn that trees are more important than we might think. Also we made a new baddie for 10 seconds of content.

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get a package from space amazon and don’t pop the bubble wrap. And they blow up the whole facility and that one dude.

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Why Taking a Real Vacation Boosts Your Productivity by Master Closet Studios

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Biggest Mistakes When Communicating to Your Spouse by Master Closet Studios

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Handling Differences In Marriage by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions do nothing and the story just unfolds around them. There aren't demons, there aren't assassins, and the only real conflict is between brothers.

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions blow up, fight a black hole, give birth, pilot a ship with their mind, make up some diseases, and defend CERN with not phasers.

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How to Get Family Buy in So You Can Get More Work Done by Master Closet Studios

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018 - The Tommorow War by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions go back in time to stop a released prisoner from fulfilling his lifelong dream of stopping Rosa Parks from stopping sectionalism on busses. And in turn become part of the original timeline.

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How to Use the Weekends to Set Yourself Up for a More Productive Week by Master Closet Studios

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017 - Salem MA by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions go back in time to stop a released prisoner from fulfilling his lifelong dream of stopping Rosa Parks from stopping sectionalism on busses. And in turn become part of the original timeline.

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This is the one where the Doctor and her companions get picked up by 2 random pilots that are competing in a 7 galaxy race that ends on a planet that's made to kill you. And they both win.

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This is the one where the Doctor, a guy who can’t ride a bike, a newbie cop, and two old people get attacked by a tooth face monster and a half living half tentacle light ball. And earth is not a hunting ground!

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This is the one where the Doctor and the OG Doctor meet a soldier and a glass lady that teaches them the true meaning of life and then they die. But not before they save the soldier.

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Set Time Limits on Yourself to Get More Done by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and Bill land on a 400 mile long spaceship, Bill dies and gets turned into a weird lookin cyberman, and Nardole gets stuck with the dumb humans. Also Bill didn't die, she got taken away by water girl TO SEE THE UNIVERSE!

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This is the one where the Doctor and Bill work with Romans and Scots to beat the crap out of a photosynthesis monster that will eat all light in the universe.

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Mind Tricks That Can Help You Get Into Work Mode by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor, Bill, and a group of soldiers fight an army of upright crocodiles and lose, I think? and I guess all the soldiers either died or ended up stranded on mars.

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016 - The Lost Hero by Master Closet Studios

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How to be Productive and Get Your Work Done With Your Kids Around by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor has a vision about himself killing the president, kills the president, but doesn’t and then he gets stuck in the matrix and totally dies for a second but who cares. Plus they destroy half of gallifrey.

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Manage Your Time to Help You Get More Things Done by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor isn’t with the monks, Missy isn’t the bad guy, and Bill doesn’t die. Again.

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Jared talks about everything you need to know before watching our episode on The Dealy Assassin.

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Are Your Projects and Tasks Wrecking Your Productivity by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Earth gets peacefully attacked by aliens, a bunch of really important people die, and a typo nearly kills the human race, and Bill gives up the human race's freedom for a pair of eyes.

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Top Mindset Shifts You Need to Make to Increase Productivity With Ryan Horn by Master Closet Studios

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015 - IRobot by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor doesn’t save the world from aliens but then does.

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014 - Men In Black III by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight space suit zombies in space. And Bill doesn't die.

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013 - Men In Black II by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where people who don’t exist stop the world from ending by going back in time to kill an animal. Twice. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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012 - Braden Talks About Men In Black by Master Closet Studios

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Develop a Community or Team to Keep Up Production by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight an alien house made out of tree cockroaches that eat people and turn other people into trees.

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011 Braden Talks About Things To Do In DFW by Master Closet Studios

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Look at Your Production on a Weekly Basis Vs a Daily Basis by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and Bill free an alien that eats people and poops coal. Also The Doctor didn't technically go off world.

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Increase Productivity By Developing Intimacy In Marriage Daniel Purcell by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight deadly emoji robots in a space colony made out of nanobots. Oh and we made a new species.

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010 Braden Talks About Soil by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor meets Bill and gets attacked by mutated water. Again.

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016 How Creating A Powerlist Can Increase Productivity With Brianne Lombardo by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor feeds a kid some vitamins and he turns into super-spider-batman. Also Nardole got his head reattached.

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Way to Motivate Yourself to be More Productive by Master Closet Studios

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Braden Talks About The Texas Snow Storm by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor spends half the episode almost dead and the other half fully insane.

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014 Don't Talk About It, Just Do It - The Fast Way To Increase Productivity by Master Closet Studios

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Braden Talks About Valentines by Master Closet Studios

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How to Create Project Deadlines You Can Stick With by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where they do the exact same story as The Daleks but worse. Also the tardis is really big.

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Braden Talks About Hedgehogs by Master Closet Studios

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Jared tells you everything you need to know before watching Doctor Who the Movie

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This is the one where a guy goes back in time and becomes the thing he was trying to stop. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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Overcoming Overwhelm By Hiring Out Work With Stephanie Hudson by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Surgeon and River Song fight a head and a giant robot on a space train for murderers that can split their faces in half. And we wrapped up the most confusing character arc of all time.

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Work Smarter not Harder, or Just Do It? by Master Closet Studios

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Braden Talks About Escape Rooms by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor tells a story to Clara about Clara in which he saves Clara and then forgets who Clara is. Also they stole another tardis

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Morning Routines Can Increase Your Production With Guest Ryan Cote by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara oh wait… just the doctor, Fight an evil ghost thing for like 4.5 billion years. Oh and he thinks it's his Christmas gift.

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Accountability and Inspiration Can Help You Reach Your Goals by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara kind of solve a murder mystery and don’t fight a quantum raven.

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Are Your New Years Resolution Keeping Your From Poducing by Master Closet Studios

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Independence Day (the Movie) by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight sentient eye crusties created by space sleep pods. And for some reason no one tries shooting the eye boogers.

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Developing a Task List That Will Boost Your Productivity by Master Closet Studios

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New Year & 2020 by Master Closet Studios

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135 - The Zygon Invasin and the Zygon Inversion by Master Closet Studios

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Most people know when they have more to do in a week than what’s humanly possible. However, it doesn’t always cross their mind that they need to get help with their responsibilities. It’s one thing when you have a few busy weeks, but when you find it’s been months and you’re still running on your coattails, it’s time to make a change. In today’s episode, we’re going to talk about knowing when and what to delegate to increase your productivity.

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Christmas by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where Matthew McConaughey films the saddest Lincoln commercial ever. But for real this is the one Matthew McConauham and Catwoman save the human race by traveling through time and space. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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Focus on What You Can Do and Not on What You Can't Do by Master Closet Studios

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The Polar Express by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and not Clara, but actually Lady Me fight space lions and talk about immortality. A lot.

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Real procrastination is a problem when you’ve committed to someone else that you’d get something done, but you didn’t.

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Dolly Parton by Master Closet Studios

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Are You a Tortoise or a Hare? Learning to Use Your Personal Workflow by Master Closet Studios

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Dealing with Productivity and Deadlines at Holidays by Master Closet Studios

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Do You Have a Realistic Workload Each Week? by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight space vikings with electric eels and puppets. And the Doctor realizes who frowned him his face.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight space ghosts while underwater and don't actually create a bootstrap paradox.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Clara, & Missy go to Skaro to meet with Davros! And Clara gets turned into a Dalek… again.

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This is the one where the Doctor helps the Doctor, the Doctor, the Doctor, and the Doctor break onto the set of Doctor Who! Oh and steal their own costumes from a Doctor Who museum.

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This is the one where Cobb does the impossible by attempting to plant an idea inside of a person's head… wait sorry that’s Inception. This is the one where the Doctor and Clara get slowly eaten by headcrabs from Half Life and get sent through five dream levels. Also we say goodbye to Danny... again. Sad Clara.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Ace let two factions of the Daleks fight each other for the Hand of Ohmehgah. Oh and Ace beats up some Daleks with an electric bat and then jumps through a window.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara chase after a psycho aka the girl in the shop aka the mistress aka the master… then robo zombies take over the world as the Doctor’s birthday present. Just for him to give it away.

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Jared tells you everything you're going to need to know about the Seventh Doctor before our Classic Who Rewind episode on "Remembrance of the Daleks".

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara save the day by doing absolutely nothing.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara help a grumpy old man with no imagination fight graffiti in the most sci-fi way possible!

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight a mummy… on a train… in spaaaaaace!

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and Courtney discover that the moon isn’t really the moon except that it IS the moon, it’s just that the moon has always been an egg.

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This is the one where the Doctor becomes a janitor, and Mr. Pink finds out who Clara really is while saving the world after dooming it first.

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This is the one where two idiots go to the worst couples therapy ever and end up saving the world with the weirdest band ever. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor becomes a janitor, and Mr. Pink finds out who Clara really is while saving the world after dooming it first.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara hunt for a creature hiding in the corner of your eye except that it doesn’t actually exist.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara meet Robin Hood, and the Robot of Sherwood, which are, oddly, NOT the same person.

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We forgot to talk about Peter Capaldi in his first episode, so we're dedicating an episode to talking about him.

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This is the one where the Doctor takes three weeks to get Clara a cup of coffee. Oh, and they like, turn a Dalek into a good guy? Kinda?

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The Noobs and the Whovian spend a little time speculating about the upcoming series and the Twelfth Doctor in general.

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This is the one where the Twelfth Doctor brings a T-Rex to Victorian London only to discover a clock-work droid making the WORST balloon ever.

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This episode we are talking about our favorite parts from Matt Smiths time.

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This is the one where the Eleventh Doctor defends a town called Mercy, er, Christmas, gives more dramatic speeches than should be allowed by law, becomes an old man, then a young man again, then an old man again… again. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and the Doctor and Queen Elizabeth and the Doctor and Billie Piper having an identity crisis all team up to NOT actually destroy all the Time Lords, but actually destroy all the Daleks, except for the thousands and millions that we already know actually survived. But don’t worry, we won’t remember any of this later, it’s all very timey-wimey.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and River and Jenny and Vastra and Strax finally figure out what the deal is with Clara and the souffles! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where Doctor Who becomes a show! It takes a lot of time and struggles but eventually they get the cast together and start the adventure in space and time. Also, they recreated Ten’s death scene. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Sixth Doctor and the Second Doctor join up to form the ultimate team of jerkwad good guys and stop the Androgum and Sontarans from achieving time travel. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara take two innocent children to a creepy, abandoned theme park so they can be taken over by Cybermen. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is a Jared solo episode telling you everything you need to know about the Sixth Doctor in preparation for our rewind episode.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara meet up with their old pals, Vastra, Jenny, and Strax to defeat a repulsive creature of untold horror, and the cute little red leech that rides on her chest. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara have to get to the centre, er center of the TARDIS to stop it from blowing up only to find out it already blew so they have to stop it before it starts using a big friendly button. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where two idiots get help creating a future utopia by literally conquering Death, having a symbiotic Martian create robot versions of themselves, and learning to play guitar. STATION! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara discover there’s no such thing as ghosts except when there is but really it’s aliens, well, two aliens and one time-traveling human that’s the great great great great great great great great great granddaughter of the couple that haven’t gotten together yet. It’s a love story! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara DON’T fight a Martian Ice Warrior on a Russian submarine during the Cold War. The Russians don’t fight the Americans, the Terrans don’t fight the Ice Warriors, it’s a Cold War! Get it!? You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Clara save a little girl from being eaten by a zombie by feeding a leaf to a star. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor gets a tech support call from Clara and saves her from being uploaded into the wifi by the Great Intelligence. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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A special .5 episode about finally reaching 100 episodes.

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This is the one where the Fifth Doctor and Peri meet semi-immortal drug-fiend humans and their pet androids right before the Fifth Doctor regenerates, and not a moment too soon. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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Jared talks about the Fifth Doctor before our Rewind episode the Caves of Androzani.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, and Rory… oh, wait… that’s not… Amy and Rory… but they were just… Oh… I guess this is the one where souffle girl inexplicably returns? You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory, and River say goodbye. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where small black cubes slowly take over the Earth while Amy discovers the sappiest pun in all of time and space. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where Rose meets a mysterious man named the Doctor after being attacked by mannequins. Mickey gets eaten by a trash can, and Clive gets shot in the face. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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095.5 ANNOUNCEMENT - Rose 15th Anniversary Simulcast by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory, save a town called Mercy by kinda convincing a killer cyborg not to kill while a doctor, not THE Doctor, kills himself instead… in the Old West… in a Stetson. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory, save a town called Mercy by kinda convincing a killer cyborg not to kill while a doctor, not THE Doctor, kills himself instead… in the Old West… in a Stetson. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor fixes Amy & Rory’s relationship like it’s his bowtie and kills the greatest companion he’s never had. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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092 - The Doctor, The Widow, & The Wardrobe by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where two idiots get help on their homework from 700 years in the future that they helped create! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory, & River go to a wedding! For River… and the Doctor… and time is broken. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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There was a mistake in the last episode with the Classic Who Connection, so this is just the Classic Who segment.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory, I mean just the doctor, go back to see his old buddy Craig, but something strange is happening. Turns out, there are cybermen right below a shop. Also, the doctor is running out. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory, and the other people get slowly picked off one by one by a Minotaur in the creepiest way possible. Also, there's a sad clown. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory, and… Amy? face off against robuts whose kindness can kill you. Amy gets stuck in a faster time stream, things get wibbly wobbly, and Rory has choose between two wives. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Fourth Doctor is sent by the Time Lords to destroy the Daleks before they ever get started. But does he have that right? You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is a Jared solo episode telling you everything you need to know before watching Genesis of the Daleks.

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Noobs and the Whovian is a production of Master Closet Studios, where it’s always smaller on the inside. Your Senior Producer is Austin Reason. Our Audio Engineer is Tripp Reason. Corbin Reason is our Production Editor. Special thanks to tardis.wikia.com for the trivia, Jared for the Classic Who Connection. Shout outs to Victor and Jared for their Patreon support. You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Consider supporting us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend not because we’re a great show but because we watch one. Until next time, I’m the Whovian…

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory discover that their daughter, Melody, became their childhood friend, Mels, who then regenerated into River Song. And no one, in fact, killed Hitler, but he was left locked in a cupboard. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is a bonus episode talking about Doctor Who leaving Amazon Prime.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory find out who River is! The Doctor calls in favors across the galaxy to rescue Amy and her baby, only to find out that the baby wasn’t really there, AND SHE IS RIVER FLIPPIN SONG! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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082 The Rebel Flesh & The Almost People by Master Closet Studios

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, Rory, and John Smith find themselves on an island in the middle of nowhere. And something strange is happening. Turns out the people living there are making doppelgangers out of greek-style yogurt, called the Flesh, to be their minions. Soon war breaks out! Also, Amy’s not real and hasn't been for a long, long time. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where we do a Timey Wimey episode about A Christmas Carol. Captain Picard hallucinates about some ghosts and learns the true meaning of Christmas, and how to laugh the weirdest laugh possible. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor hangs out with the TARDIS while Amy and Rory hang out IN the TARDIS even though the TARDIS isn’t IN the TARDIS because the TARDIS is hanging out in a woman Plus there’s an Ood! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy and Rory play pirates for the day! They find themselves on a becalmed ship cursed by a Siren that’s killing all the wounded. Only, it turns out she’s a space doctor! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Legs, the Nose, Mrs. Robinson, and the Doctor help President Nixon defeat aliens that can’t remember after you look away from them. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor does Scrooge in space! Rory and Amy are stuck on a crashing ship and the only man who can stop it is a humbug named Kazran Sardick. The Doctor invades his past to change his present and save the future! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Third Doctor meets a new companion, Whovians meet the Master, and Jo meets the Autons. The Autons are invading the Earth and the Master is helping them until he realizes he’ll be killed too. He and the Doctor save the day, and both are now stuck on Earth with broken TARDIS’s. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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A special mini-sode by Jared giving us a crash course on the Third Doctor to get us all ready for The Terror of the Autons

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This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, and Rory - Rory, guys, RORY! - have a showdown with just about every one of the Doctor’s enemies that results in the end of every universe. For a little while. Then he fixes it with some jiggery-pokery and… memories? You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Amy get separated and the Doctor has to find a roommate. He finds a room on the bottom floor of a one-story building whose top floor is actually a wannabe TARDIS.

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This is the one where the Doctor and Amy meet Vincent Van Gogh! Vincent is the only one who can see a deadly creature rampaging through town. Together, the three of them are able to defeat the monster, but not the demons inside Vincent himself. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This time we talk about the Sirulians. Sorry for the bad quality but we were recording it on the road.

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Amy has to choose between life with the Doctor or life with Rory. We have to choose whether we like this one or not. Now you have to choose whether to listen or not! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is a Jared solo episode. He tells us everything we need to know about Adric.

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The Doctor takes Rory and Amy on a vacation to 16th Century Venice, only to discover space-fish vampires are planning to sink it! Tune in to find out if this is Austin’s favorite episode of all time… or not. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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What if you time traveled on the same spot several times. And interacted with yourself repeatedly. And maybe caused a paradox or two. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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River’s back, the Weeping Angels are back, and Steven Moffat is back! Join us as we discuss Amy’s first encounter with two of the most iconic elements of the Whoniverse. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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The Daleks have returned. Again. This time known as the Ironsides, they are on a quest for world dominance.

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It’s all demon puppets and whale vomit this week! Join us as we discuss Amy’s first adventure with the Doctor: The Beast Below! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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New Doctor, new companion, new TARDIS… basically, everything is new. Also, this is a kind of wibbly-wobbly Timey-Wimey episode. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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We’ve come to the end of an era, and it’s time to talk about David Tennant’s run as the Doctor. Come listen as we reminisce about his tenure.

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I don’t want to go! Join us as we discuss the 10th Anniversary of The End of Time Parts 1 & 2. The Doctor has a showdown with the Master until the Time Lords and Gallifrey itself crash the party! In the end, the Doctor saves the day, but his song is ending. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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The Doctor is all alone again. This time he’s landed on Mars to find a human colony. Much to his surprise, it's the first one, and it’s about to blow up that day.

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We're finally back to normal episodes. We're talking about the second Tennant Special "Planet of the Dead".

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This is a Jared solo episode. He has some follow up to the previous episode in response to some of our questions.

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We do our third episode about Classic Who, the tomb of the Cybermen. Because the Cybermen buried themselves in Egyptian style, trap-filled caves.

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Jared didn't have a segment for Flight of the Navigator but he made a response to the episode so the Whovian responded to it.

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This episode we discuss the first ever episode we watched. 3 years ago.

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This is a Timey Wimey episode covering the 1986 Disney classic, Flight of the Navigator. Is it a good time travel story? Does it hold up after 30+ years? Listen in and find out!

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You may have noticed we missed a week. This is just an update on the current happenings.

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058 - Interview With Jared by Master Closet Studios

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We are with Jared again to discuss the Daleks. And by “discuss” we mean we mean viciously argue and maul each other.

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This episode we are joined by Jared to discuss the second ever episode of Doctor Who. We debate the Daleks some and talk all Classic Who.

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This is a special Timey Wimey bank show. Basically, we missed a week for some reason so we’re uploading this instead. We talk about the small section of time travel that occurs in Doctor Strange.

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The Doctor is all alone. Again. But suddenly there is another Doctor. Or is it the same Doctor? Or not at all? Who knows. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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This is a minisode about the European PROMs Doctor Who Special. Real short and sweet.

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We’ve hit the end of another series and it’s time to talk all the superlatives. Best, worst, favorite, scariest and everything else.

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It's a Whovian-solo episode! Austin talks about some of the subtle hints that were dropped throughout season 4 that suddenly paid off in Stolen Earth and Journey's End. What was all that talk about the lost moon of Poosh and the missing bees about anyway?

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This is the Endgame before Endgame with all your favorite characters from Doctor who teaming up to defeat the Daleks. With characters from three different series joining up this is one packed episode.

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What would happen if you changed one small thing? What if you ate healthy for breakfast this morning? Well, apparently the world would basically end. Maybe it’s a good thing you ate that cereal!

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Today we’re doing a totally original show about Endgame, sure the be the highest grossing movie of all time. We discuss the time travel elements of it and see whether it makes sense or not. Also was it a good story(yes of course).

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We're pretty sure that Avengers: Endgame is going to have a major time-travel element. We discuss our theories and predictions about how that will play out and who will get out alive!

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We hit our fiftieth episode. And we're discussing probably the weirdest episode so far. And Tripp's not here. Sad.

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On this special .5 episode, Corbin and Austin talk about retcons both good and bad. Specifically, we cover Corbin's thoughts on Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. We also dabble in Star Trek, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and more.\On this special .5 episode, Corbin and Austin talk about retcons both good and bad. Specifically, we cover Corbin's thoughts on Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. We also dabble in Star Trek, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and more.

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It’s time for the Doctor Who show to talk about a different British series. Harry Potter with time travel cause it’s magic so why not. But is it good or bad? That’s for us to decide.

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Ready for another episode filled with existential horrors. Prepare yourself for this one. It is sad but fun and quite a ride. We talk about spoilers, existential horrors, and River Song.

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What do a Unicorn and a Wasp have in common? I have no idea honestly but they're both in the title of this episode. When Agatha Christie basically gets stuck in her own story the Doctor has to solve the mystery. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian Our next Timey Wimey episode is in a few weeks and will cover Harry Potter: The Prisoner Azkaban. We’ll be covering the movie, not the book. You can get your copy at Amazon. If you use these links, your experience won’t change at all but you’ll be helping to support Noobs and the Whovian.

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No show this week, folks! I explain why in this quick update post, as well as announce a new way of supporting us at patreon.com/noobsandthewhovian.

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The Doctor has a Daughter. That IRL is his wife. Making the fifth Doctor the Tenth Doctor’s Father-in-law. This is getting confusing. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend.

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A familiar foe from the Doctor’s past returns: The Sontarans! We have fun discussing potatoes, the UN, and existential crises. Join us won’t you? You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend.

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A story about the Ood. How nice. It’s not like they’re trying to kill people again or anything because the Mother Brain is trapped and the circle must be broken so the Ood can be free. Yeah nothing like that. You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend.

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This special bonus episode is all about the TARDIS' translation matrix. How does it work? Is it consistent? Is it just the writers being lazy? Let us know what you think!

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This is Donna’s first adventure in the TARDIS, and she either landed in Rome or Epcot. One or the other. But they find out they’re actually in Pompeii… on volcano day. The Doctor eventually uses some mind-bending timey-wimey stuff and blows up Pompeii. You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend.

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Alien babies made of human fat. Created by an alien nurse. From human fat. This is just a bit disturbing. You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend.

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Our First Classic Who episode! After much waiting we are covering the episode An Unearthly Child. It’s a great episode and is the first ever one. Use our affiliate link here for a seven day free trial to BritBox were you can watch it and we get some of the money for no extra fee. amzn.to/2SGRERg Visit us at noobsandthewhovian.com and facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.

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It’s the end of the Series and that means time for some recapping. We has the best stuffs and the worst stuffs all compiled into a list of stuffs. Also for the first time, we have listener input to go along with it.

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This time the Doctor gets to meet… The Doctor? So here’s an interesting one for you, as the Tenth Doctor meets the Fifth Doctor which is apparently is the Tenth Doctor’s Doctor, and my brain hurts now. You can check out the episode at https://vimeo.com/307123867 if it hasn’t been taken down.

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Welcome to Timey Wimey #4! This time we’re not doing a Doctor Who episode, but instead the long-awaited Santa Clause 3. Time travel and Christmas rolled into one. But how good is the time travel? Find out with our entirely-too-in-depth analysis.

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It’s the Titanic. In SPACEEEE! And you know what the Titanic is good at. Wiping out entire planets, and crashing. Oh, and there’s an inbetweenquel from Last of the Time Lords and Voyage of the Damned called Time Crash. Visit us at noobsandthewhovian.com and facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian.com and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.

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Hey, it’s a three parter. Three hours of Doctor Who fun! And we have a new foe. Well… actually just new to us. The Master has taken over the world and plans to take over the universe. Since the Doctor is old and wrinkly now only Martha can save the world. How? With the power of Tinkerbell… I mean thought or something.

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It’s finally here! The Noobs and the Whovian discuss one of the best Who episodes of all time: Blink. Join us as we go in depth on the wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff and exactly what makes the Weeping Angels so amazing.

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Just when we had started getting over the Empty Child, Doctor Who went a gave us an even creepier character: John Smith! No wait, Baines was a little creepier actually. Hop on the Wibbly Wobbly Train as we explore Human Nature & The Family of Blood and dive deep into the very meaning of self-identity.

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Burn with me. Burn with me! Oh sorry, just clearing my throat. Definitly not some sort of sun parasite thing taking over my body. The Doctor’s gonna have to work fast to get through all these plot holes before they crash into a sentient sun. We also rant a lot in this episode.

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A man by the name of Lazarus has decided to change what it means to be mortal. On the brink of death he figures out how to rejuvenate himself some seventy odd years (Oh Lazarus! Ha ha! I see what you did there). Unfortunately he also becomes part giant fleshy scorpion with a (sorta) Lazarus like face. Join us as we discuss The Lazarus Experiment.

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It’s another episode in New York! It’s another episode with pig aliens! It’s another episode with Daleks! Are you as tired of the Daleks as we are? Do you think we’re crazy for being tired of the Daleks? Come here us rant about them, while also giving them a fair shake, and then give us your input.

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Welcome back to New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York in the year 5000000053. Turns out that the entire planet was ravaged by the plague and now the only people left are the people on the Motorway who have been stuck in a 24-year traffic jam.

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First space zombies, ghosts, werewolves, gargoyles, vampires and now witches. It’s kinda ridiculous at this point. At any rate space monsters or not, tune in to hear clean laughs and more.

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New companion! New aliens! New series! Join us as we crack open a brand new Doctor Who and discuss Series 3, Episode 1: Smith & Jones.

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Christmas time is here, and brides are impossibly appearing in TARDIS’. Wait, what? And guess what they also had to bring the return of an old enemy of the Doctor who is supposed to be dead so obviously, there are millions. But that won’t stop us from recording.

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This week we're not talking about Doctor Who. This is the third wibbly wobbly and we're discussing the Back to the Future trilogy. Yes, the whole trilogy which means you have some serious homework. See you when you're done.

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Today we talk about... well the entire series so far. This episode is full of favorites (and other superlatives) with a few theories as bonus.

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When worlds collide (Literally) the Doctor finds himself protecting Earth from two of his biggest enemies. Daleks and Cybermen fighting in the ultimate battle with no limits. So listen in to this episode to see what’s happening in the world today (and in other worlds to).

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What’s scarier than a demon-voiced boogeyman in your closet? How about a cute little girl who can trap you in her drawings? Oh c’mon, it’ll be fun, she’s just looking for a few billion friends! We discuss this as well as the soon-to-be-revealed fate of Rose Tyler.

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Love and monsters. Boy doesn’t that sound like an awesome date night horror combination. But maybe not if said monster is absorbing you and stuff. Maybe we should rethink this. And where’s the Doctor this whole time. Oh well, listen in to find out.

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The Devil is real(and looking as cliche as ever). There is an impossible planet with a lot of impossible things happening. Quite the episode for philosophical conversations(but there was none). So join us as we discuss the Doctor the Beast and more in this impossible podcast.

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What if TV’s actually turned your brain to slush. And took away your face when it did. Poor Gramma. Plus it’s our twentieth episode(not sure if that super important but it feels like an accomplishment). Joins us as we discuss electricity trying to reincarnate really bad looking TVs and more.

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We’ve done the impossible, AKA the highly unlikely, and have fallen out the vortex into a empty void, AKA London, England current time. When the Doctor and company find themselves in a parallel universe, they have to figure out how to get back home. Listen in as we talk about this amazing two-parter.

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Is it possible for your great great great great great great grandkids to be as old as you are? I guess so! Join us as we discuss the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode The Children of Time on this special Wibbly Wobbly episode!

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Mickey gets to come along. Rose gets to feel like the boss. The Doctor gets to snog with Madame de Pompadour. We get to talk about balls of wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff. You get to listen!

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Carnivorous alien teachers that sleep at school, actual brain food, and the school exploding - the things kids imagine every day. And now it’s happening for real. Join as we talk about all this and more in episode 16: School Reunion.

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All hail the queen Victoria, and that alien werewolf standing next to her. Wait what! When werewolves attack in Scotland 1879 The Doctor must get to the bottom of it. With ninja monks and alien werewolves at every corner you better be watching your back(and your front).

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Never trust a cat-nun-nurse (or a talking skin flap for that matter). When the Doctor discovers cats using medicine way ahead of their time, he has to get to the bottom of it. But what does he find? See in this episode of Noobs and the Whovian, where we apparently talk about this sort of thing.

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Christmas time is here, and so are the sycorax. And worst all the Doctor is no where to be found(at least not the real one). Can the Doctor save the world in time for Christmas? Find out in this episode of Noobs and the Whovian.

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During the break we have decided to keep you enterained anyways. So go watch Meet the Robinsons and join us as we talk about what they got right and wrong about time travel.

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This is it guys! The end of season one. But we still got one more episode full of all our favorites(and other superlitives). So stayed tuned for this final episode and season two will be out befor eyou know it.

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The Big Bad Wolf is finally here! What is it? WHO is it? Will it be worth the wait? Who's way is parting? All these answered, and more on the Noobs and the Whovians!

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The Slitheen are back(or should I say a Slitheen) and still up to no good. Join us in this episode as we (attempt) to talk about this epic as ever show.

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Check out this thrilling two-parter asking a very important question: "Are you my mummy?" Join us as we talk about this and more today on the Noobs and the Whovian!

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When you change anything you change everything. That is in time travel and specifically this episode. When it comes to the Doctor, one tiny change one single slipup, one stupid ape, could be the difference between life & death (for you and many others). Be sure you listen to this cause it's a good one and has some deep stuff (and some things that just don't make sense).

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The world's greatest broadcasting satellite happens to also hold its greatest nightmare: an alien who (obviously) is trying to take over the world. Stay tuned to this episode where we talk about all the things and more. So buckle up cause we're in for the long game.

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"We meet again Dalek" and it's not gonna be pretty. The Doctor certainly didn't know his greatest enemy had been hiding under a rock for a few years. Listen in as we discuss the ups and downs of this episode (but mostly the downs).

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The Aliens are here and they want to start a war. In this episode we dicuss the arrival of Aliens. So you'd better break out your tinfoil hats and hide in your bomb shelters because the end is near (or possibly here)!

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It's the closest we'll get to a Christmas episode with the Ninth Doctor as he and Rose meet up with Charles Dickens. Is this adventure the inspiration for A Christmas Carol, or just a coincidence?

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Rose goes on her first official adventure with the Doctor. What better place to start than The End!

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A Whovian Dad and his two noob sons set out on an adventure through space and time... and tv... and stuff. But who are these guys? Listen in to see who we are and what this is all about.

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It's our first episode! This week, we meet the Ninth Doctor and his newest companion, Rose.

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