The Fake Dad Podcast: Recent Episodes
Michael Thomas
Me, Bugsy, and Will are ready for season 5 of The Fake Dad. New equipment, new special guest, same niggas. Be sure to subscribe.
This week me and Bugsy link up with special guest @BellaTheBrave DUMB LATE. This is technically her second time on an episode but the first was so nuts we had to scrap it. In this episode we discuss...
- How Bella got here scholarship
- Bella’s best fight OF ALL TIME
- Females have terrible friendships
- Dudes on the roster wylin’
- Movies to cry to
- Video games and tv are distractions
- Muting people on twitter
- Don’t fuck with tobacco
- White coat syndrome
Me, Bugsy, and Will having some great conversation.
•What if we were black in another era •Ass play •Military niggas •Top hotep rappers •Rap shit
Me and Will kicking the shit at the top of the week. All ideas inspired by Sour Monkey.
- Purple Parrot Patrons
- Grillz
- Trusting your driver
- Having kids young
- Futuristic children will be nuts
- The world is ending
- Nasty girls that are faithful
Me and Bugsy linked up with @sikkbeats87 and chopped it up on the random. Definitely gonna have him on a future episode as well.
- Phrases white people come up with
- Near death experiences
- Military fuckery
- Are the kids on hard drugs?
- Definition of swag
- Phones of the 2000s
- Area 51
- Aliens
- Conspiracy theories
Laid back episode: Me and Bugsy linked up to kick the shit during the 4th of July weekend.
- Make good decisions
- Hbcu’s
- Donald Trump aka greatest rapper
- Carols corner is a jungle
- Delaware is a negative place
- Inspire yourself
- Is she a hoe? Is she a freak?
- Marriage is trash
- I’m jealous of the future niggas
- Athletes make bread
- Chris Broussard is nuts
- Could you beat up any nba players?
- Milford is nuts
- Wrestling ruined a lot of children
Me, Bugsy, and Will having casual convo
Therapy
Fuck the highway / Driving is nuts
NYC helicopter crash
Batman
Me and Will linked up for some classic Fake Dad shit
•Pussy plotting
•Apple Announcements
•Netflix vs Disney
•The internet is changing our lives
Me and Bugsy link up with some creatives after a studio session. This episode is nuts lol. It really heats up around the 6 minute mark.
Is college still necessary?
Don’t be an organ donor
Friends with the opposite sex
Dick pics
Having kids
The term local rapper
Delaware’s lack of identity
Having sex with people in wheelchairs
Me, Bugsy, and Will (who was basically watching tv the whole time) linked with with Kash Only of the Bottle Talk Radio and had a great conversation. A few of the topics are listed down below.
CIAA being in Baltimore soon
Old people using technology
What artists are we looking forward to hearing from this year
Weird niggas
DARE
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Last minute gems
On this special St Patrick’s Day episode me and Bugsy got up with the ladies of the Talk Heavy show and had an excellent conversation. This episode was so dope I didn’t have to edit anything lol. Below is a small list of things we discussed
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The local scene of creatives
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Is mumble rap dying?
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Instagram being down
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Can you still blow on SoundCloud?
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Going to school
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Chasing dreams
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Sex and relationships
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Catfish
Get in contact with the Talk Heavy crew by following them on IG at @_talkheavy and subscribing on YouTube at TalkHeavy302.
Me and Will had one of those rare episodes with no special guest. Just raw conversation. Definitely has season 1 vibes. We discuss parenting and what are parents expect out of us. Check it out and share your feedback.
I got up with special guests Bugsy and Neff earlier this week and it was a doozy. Over 3 hours of conversation has been consolidated for your listening pleasure
- Making a pornhub account
- Being a consistent person
- Michael Jackson
- Being attractive
- So much more...
On this episode I was joined by Bugsy and Chelsea The Photographer. S/o to my co-host Will
Things we discuss...
Chelsea living in NY in the early part of the decade
Flavored condoms
Kids panhandling outside of grocery stores
“Cucktails”
Who has the most annoying fans inhip-hop?
Fuck go fund me
Girls don’t have friends
Finding yourself
Chaturbate
Me and Will chop it up with Chef Shawn and Bugsy over some fine wine. Here’s a few things we discussed this episode Grammys Spanking during sex Parents being hypocrites Upcoming movies Shitting on yourself Get your heart broken soon as possible The Wayans vs The Jacksons Sheck Wes New Chance The Rapper album Porn Contact us with all opionons and feedback
Me and Will sat down with Will Songz and Avery to discuss all the music that dropped in 2018. We got distracted several times and there’s no order. Just bare with us. Contact us if you want to be a future guest on the podcast. It’s gonna be a great year.
JRob stops by the podcast during his visit to the city. Part 2: Chef Shawn returns to Delaware
Me and Will Songz linked up the day after Drake dropped Scorpion to disucss the album and all the crazy shit that occured in music last month. A long episode but the music heads will love it. Rate and subscribe.
I was off the Courvoisier and got contacted by Jon Cambry and Chef Johnnie about some trees. They slid thru and madness ensued. Fucking is like limbo (1:30 mins) Steve Harvey Women don’t want marriage. They want a wedding. (5 mins) Holidays are bullshit (8 mins) Pure nonsense (11 mins) Chains (14 mins)
This week I was joined by special guest co host Erich (Will was away this week.) Mad gems in this one so pay close attnetion. Drake vs Pusha T (1:16) Stop gassing up gas station food (14:30) Cold hard facts (15:50) Having leadership qualities (17:30) What is slut shaming (22:00) The #MeToo movement (23:20) Kanye West (28:00) Don’t let other people affect you (33:00) DJ tags (38:00) The Disney Princess Theory (42:00) White feminism (43:00) The fear of people (54:20)
Will was at work so I got Will Songz and Chef Shawn to join me on a beautiful Tuesday morning. We discussed… Wale’s career FireFly lineup Bow Wow’s legacy Will Songz gang life High school hijinx Summer starts when the playoffs start Mcglynns still trash Throwing parites and not getting women The Smithers legacy Hoop dreams Your first time being called a nigga/nigger The state of R&B music The #MentionThem gang Dover vs CR basketball VR Mr. Feeny Dewey Season Babysitters Tristan Thompson
“Things have been so crazy and hectic” - Drake (2010) We’ve been real busy but finally got another episode for you all. Check out the topics list down below XXXTentacion new album Listening to music in your car Drake School as a young youth Will’s climb up the high school social ladder People thinking they’re extra drunk after not eating that day Stupid group chats S/o Linkin Park Vintage 07 May 25th on all streaming platforms Vintage 07
Took a month off. Back at it like bad habits. Budweiser helped us get the thoughts out. “Vintage 07” coming soon. Tory Lanez new album The Kardashian Curse Birds In The Trap Sing McKnight is a classic First episode of Atlanta (4:20) Spring is the best time of the year (7:20) Mcglynn’s is super trash (8:08) School (11:00) Being a comedian (17:00) Women The Dick is than the hand(25:33) My old women understand me (28:30) The underground rapper lifestyle (29:00) Acting on ambition (32:00) Gun control (34:00) NFL bullshit (38:00) Witty niggas (42:00)
Seasaon 3 is upon us! Me and Will drink jungle juice during a snow storm. Recorded early January. Court What was your horniest year? Marquest Houston What kind of women are we looking for? Why do people go to bars/clubs God’s Plan Nipsey Hussle memories R&B albums/classics The movie threatre is trash Porn Vintage 07 coming soon…
Sorry for the delay. Final episode of 2017. See you all next year. Happy holidays from Microphone and Will. Abstinence > Sexual Partners Dying > The future > Cold weather > Dedication 6 > Nicki Minaj > People trying hard to be different > Blue balls > Childbirth
Me and Will linked up on Halloween for this one. Chris Brown’s new album Women Can’t Drive Why older guys like younger women What’s the definition of washed? North Korea Bad Odors Wilmington
Me and Will talk about cuckolding and him struggling with his biracial identity in the 90s.
Dover is Trash
New York niggas moving to Delaware
Sexual assault happens everyday
Terrible things happen everyday
Racism in Delaware
Our High School Reunion
The White Genocide
People trynna “young boy” you
Chance vs Joe Budden
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Bad ratios at house parties When your female friends fall off Kevin Durant ‘s twitter antics “Angels in the outfield” Will Smith acting come up 90s Nickelodeon Respecting women with boyfriends Not wanting to fuck with kids Black men don’t cheat Fat Kanye Why we watch volleyball (we don’t) Teachers being perverts The NFL fuckery Bill Nye is a role model
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Me and Will chop it up with Chef Shawn and Axel
Gentrification Liquor store depression The eye doctor Not taking medicine Working at Dover Downs America having mad holidays 2pac Conspiracies Rappers in jail
This week me and Will are joined by Chef Shawn yet again. We talk about a lot of black shit. For the culture.
This episode is sick. Mad random. Covered mad topics. S/o Young Nick.
Is it disrespectful to start sex with missionary?
Cults vs Religions
Men sending nudes
Using the B-word more
Would you rather face a wolf, coyote, or pit bull?
Fuck zoos
Was Winnie The Pooh gay?
Slut shaming
How sick were 90s cartoons?
2 girls 1 cup
Sitting down for the national anthem
What is an alpha male?
Group sex
What is a whore?
R Kelly
Crying to Keyshia Cole in NYC
Will went to a Gorillaz concert so I linked up with Chef Shawn and Kash Only. These are funny niggas.
Nice guys finish last
Men being too aggressive with women
Is College a scam?
Chef Shawn controversy
Dudes leaking nudes
Cheating
Could you work with your significant other?
Lil B's legacy
New nigga music
4:44 Reviews
Cardi B is next up
We mostly discuss female rappers on this one. I'm accompanied by DJ E-Legal and Chef Shawn. We'll have a longer episode with these guys in the future.
We had the legendary Clutch swing thru around the minute 5:30 mark. A lot was discussed on this one. We'll be back with another sooner than you think.
Ashley Madison Busting nuts Clutch stops by Lonzo Ball Father's Day Upstate New York New York niggas Not having a job Being a fiend Bill Cosby getting off Letting people shit on you for $ Which rappers wouldn't like you People being made in labs Lack of sleep Dangerous jobs America is an island Kush and Orange Juice Chris Brown and Ray J
Will's back! We linked up and drank a bottle of ciroc. It started getting loopy about 30 minutes in. These next few episodes we have planned are going to be everything. NBA playoffs Manchester More Life Going to prison Not lying to girls Girls not believing in your dreams Buying women off back page Is Kendrick top 5 all time? Our peers wants us to be washed The cons of being quirky
I got up with The Jon's on 4/20. We discussed slavery for the entire episode. The views and opinions are insane on this one.
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I linked up with Erich and Dead Prez Ted for this episode. These are some funny individuals. Below is a list of what we discussed
Commercials sucks
Lying at job interviews
Tory Lanez legal issues
United Airlines
The different types of ppl you'll meet at CRHS
Pulling knives out on your friends
Suburban neighborhood names
Are you more offended by "Bud" or "Boss"
Going to church with women
NBA playoff predictions
Leaving your emotions offline
Drinking the same liquor for eternity
Mic Anthony's origin
Religion vs Spirituality
Steroids and baseball
Wearing wedding rings while not married
WW3
Did T.I. invent trap music?
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Season 2 has begun! Will is out of the country for another week. Erich joins me as this week's special guest. We discuss Joe Budden and the top 250 songs off all time... we didn't get anywhere close to 250. This is slight work. We're back in full effect.
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Taking girls to the crib instead of dates
Mitch's Oscar winning performance in Belly
Kid Cudi being the greatest person to ever hum
Wale being the best rapper
Best Rock Ross verse off all time
Travis Scott's come up
The Best Day of 2016 summer
(30:00 mins) Best discography in hip hop
Best rnb album of last year
(39 mins) Lebron's legacy
(48 mins) A Boogie slandering Drake and Take Care
(50 mins) Did Drake sex Rihanna
R Kelly being the most talented pervert of all time
The White Sammy Sosa
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Me and Will sit down with our guest Erich and AB to give out awards for the 2016 season. Award convo officially starts around 10:55.
5 best Hip Hop albums of 2016
- Travis Scott - Birds In The Trap
- Kanye - TLOP
- Drake - Views
- Lil Uzi Vert - Uzi vs The World
- Isaiah Rashad - Sun's Tirade
Rapper of the year
- Drake
- Chance The Rapper
- Quavo
- Ye
- Thug
R&B album of the year 1. Frank Ocean - Blonde 2. Solange - A Seat at The Table 3. Rihanna - Anti 4. The Weeknd - Starboy 5. Frank Ocean - Endless
Song of the year
- Drake - Controlla
- Kanye West - Father Stretch My Hands pt 1
- Travis Scott - Pick Up The Phone
- Rihanna - Work
- Migos - Bad and Boujee
"Where Dreams Can Happen" out now
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Sorry for the delay guys. This week we discuss the women we saw over Thanksgiving, eating bad box, nutting frequency and much more.
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I'm joined by special guests "Chef Shawn" and "EG All In" on this special episode of the fake dad. We discuss the future of our nation and other important topics on Election Day. Will was away on business for this episode.
- Episdoe was recorded around 2pm November 8th
- I accidentally say Delaware had one electoral vote at one point... we have three
The Wave (Official Music Video) - https://youtu.be/6y6GHU-n6oo
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This week we discuss women possibly being smarter than men and religion. We also take a trip down memory lane and reflect on the careers of Nelly, Ja Rule, and forgotten R&B singers. Pour up a drink and enjoy. S/o to Earv Gotti the special guest.
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This week the podcast is mobile. We decided to record while leaving the Chesapeake Inn. We discuss people that act too cool, fighting your friends, and many other random shit. S/o to Earv Gotti.
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Episode 3. This is our most intoxicated episode thus far. We discuss homophobia, mental health, clown sightings, and Donald Trump.
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Episode 2. This week on the fake dad we discuss
Penis shrinkage Lying on pussy Male vs female height Funeral expenses Human Arrogance Life on mars Cocky Americans
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First episode. I'm @mic_anthony and my co-host hasn't come up with an alias yet.
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