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Mourinho gets the boot the week Utd embark on a kind run of fixtures. But who will Ole pick and will they start partying like it's 1999?
Salah goes huge as Steve Cook goes drunk. A controversial week as a captain poll decides the armband & a self-proclaimed maverick goes off brand.
After 5 years, or 62 months, or 1890 days, or 45,360 hours, or 2,721,600 minutes, Cedric finally scores a league goal.
Jonny's untimely injury throws a spanner in the works. Is a straight-swap a dull trap or a smart switch?
Injuries all over the shop in gw12 but just how many are phantom international injuries?
When Poch decides to give a novice his Premier League debut just make sure you at least bought Arnautovic.
Tragic scenes at Leicester cast a shadow over the whole gameweek, but the show must go on.
You can only ignore the template for so long as Chelsea's Belgian merckx non owners once again.
Scared to bench a 4mil defender, what is going on? Some brain-farts to top-up Tuesday's episode.
20+ points thrown down the toilet thanks to yellow flags and big ownerships. Is life with differential tourettes all its cracked-up to be?
A look at which slow-starters can help rock the growing template. Disclaimer contains some Rory McGrath level humour