The Ovenmen: Recent Episodes
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Hevera, Devera, DICK, Don't worry about getting SICK! You're free to PLAY, At the POOL all day! Hevera, Devera, Dick
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Tonight's Hysterical Homily:
- Santonian Park (Fra. Rudy)
- "Commercials" (Fra. Vlad, Fra. Rudy and Fra. 8==D~{(.)})
Tonight, a special report on one of the most fascinating mysteries of this century:
The case of a bucolic New England town that is one day beset by a broadcast of horror and hilarity utterly beyond the comprehension of the profane. When the transmissions suddenly ceased, experts claim that the residents of Candle Cove were inflicted with a collective chronic epididymal hypertension.
Will they ever find release?
This special report is the tale of...
TALES FROM THE TROUGH
Now, FLASHER! now, NONCER! SODOMIZER, AIDS-STRICKEN! On, VOMIT! on PUTRID! on, MOLESTER and CHICKEN! To the top of the pew! to the floor of the stall! NOW FASH AWAY! FASH AWAY! FASH AWAY ALL!
Hyperborea Forever
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Tonight's Ejaculatory Epistles:
- Thirty Days of NoFap (Titus)
- Pagan Eye for the Christian Guy (Rudy)
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You will pay to have permission, To be led into perdition, By the brethren of the joker, Mirthful men with skin of ochre, Swaddled in baroque attire. Men with only one desire--- BECOME OUR PAYPIG, WIGNAT SCUM, PAY UP or else WE'LL FIST YOUR BUM!
SEND US MONEY, send it briskly! DISOBEDIENCE IS RISKY! Tribute, shekels, legal tender, All to us you will surrender.
We are THE BOSSES OF THIS GYM! You will obey our every whim. Our primacy you may contend, But the fact is that in the end, Your optics are all balderdash, AND WE ARE IN IT FOR THE CASH †
Hail Hitler
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† ᴵᶠ ᶠᶦˢᶜᵃˡˡʸ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᶦⁿᵉᵖᵗ ᵂᵉ ᶜᵃᵗᵍᶦʳˡˢ ⁽ᵐᵃˡᵉ⁾ ᵍˡᵃᵈˡʸ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗ
Tonight's Memetic Masquerades:
- No Humans Involved
- McCain's Ladder
- The Bottom Text Manifesto
- BioCuck
HH
i just screamed and screamed incoherently no words, really just a bestial, guttural growling mixed with bird-like screeching i roared from the center of my being
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Tonight's Shivaratrian Shanties:
- True Shitposters
- Unsolved Pissteries
- The Adventures of Little Hitora-chan
Tonight's hedonic hymns: - The Saga of Mirthsbane - Self-Actualization and its Disconnects
Tonight's Venereal Vignettes:
- NoFate
- Stack Overload
- Black Falcon Down
- The Manmaid's Tale
- 50 Shades of DSA
Tonight's Moribund Morsels:
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A Brief Discourse on Proletarian Struggle, Feminine Archetypes and the Rightful Administration of Justice
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Unsolved Pissteries: The Foreskin Walker
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Ein Völk, Ein Reich, Ein Strasse
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You there! Where's your shame? Put down that Jack 'o Lantern and pick the candy corn off your pecker. Tonight is the Holiest of nights!
Hurry now! Before the Cryptokeeper sees you! The Trough beckons! It's time for your big Halloween debut!
Tonight's hallowed heresies:
- Hannibal Lecture (Part 1)
- The Review Aggravator
- The VVench: A Degenerate Folktale
- Rosemary's Abortion
- The Children of the Corn Syrup
- Night at the Trough
- A SPECIAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
PLEASE HELP OUR BROTHERS IN NEED
HH
Victor Stamp receives a coded message from "SS" that sees the Knock Off Studios, again, thrown into the murky world of asymmetrical warfare.
While the deep-state, European Union and global finance continue to provide a minor annoyance to the Drumpf administration - a greater force is finally stirring and stands to finally unleash its pent up fury upon the United States government. Hollywood will be silent no longer!
Victor Stamp and the Mungoman invade the Triple J studios ahead of Australia Invasion Day. Contact us at knockoffshow@gmail.com.
KnockOff Studios have reclaimed and released the, Australia Day Eve, live broadcast due to lack of payment for services provided to Triple J. Litigation has begun with the Australian Broadcasting Company, who claim in their defense that the mandatory diversity quota was not met and that they had previously been assured that one Victor Stamp qualified as a "disabled person". A recent Centrelink sting operation revealed that his disabled pension had been paid entirely in error.
The ABC also stated in follow up correspondence that the broadcast was of "exceptionally low standard both technically and professionally" and that "considerable physical damage had been done to the studio". KnockOff Studios have refused to comment and are speaking through their attorney who has stated "We know they're good for it, my boys are getting paid one way or another, we'll settle for the 900 dollar chairs and a couple AIMEE shirts if need be".
Come and join Australia's Golden Boy and trailblazing Victor Stamp as they invade the ABC infrastructure to bring you the most diverse Knock Off episode to date, this time with LIVE RADIO TALKBACK.
The topic of the show? The vastly superior, planet saving, lifestyle choice of being Child-Free . But if you have kids that's fine too. No judgments. There's new music and old people waiting, so join us! And if you knockers like the pod then remember to share.
The Milkman and Victor Stamp reminisce about the US Presidential election results before covering the event in a LIVE marathon bonanza!
With the completely inevitable, not-normal and highly-lucrative election of Donald Trump to the Top Job in the civilized (or so we'd thought) world it falls upon the Fourth Estate to once again shoulder the burden (and from time to time rest it on our Fifth Column) in order to get us all through these trying times. Even if that means we have to dust off the Iliad and wax philosophical.
Hillary, if you're tuning in with the rest of the Knockers, we have an internship coming up if you're looking for work. Email us your resume at knockoffshow@gmail.com
The song was produced by Ozzy-Oi
Vic and the Milkman decide to bring high culture to the masses, fresh from the pinnacle of artistic enlightenment: the 2016 Sundance Film Festival.
With so much trouble in the world whats needed sometimes is some lighthearted distraction. Unfortunately Knock Off is adding to the misery faced by the International Community™ by delving deep into heavy, thought provoking, social commentary.
Brought to you by Wap and Victor Stamp
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Show Notes
00:00 - 2:30:45 Graduate Thesis in International Law
2:30:45 - 2:33:31 "G'day G'day" by Slim Dusty
Brought to you by Wap and Victor Stamp. Share it with your normie friends, go on.
Explanations for the burgers:
Prime Minister = Cucked version of a President Little Billy Shorten: Our Hillary Clinton Old Rolfy/Rolf Harris: Our Jimmy Saville (good performer though and painted the Queen)
Renowned neo-nazi Fred Niles has escaped his cage and is headed for the daily Sydney Mardis Gras but that won't prevent Prime Minister Turnbull or Billy "Swinging Tits" Shorten from heading down and getting stuck in.
The Knock Off blokes were there on the ground investigating, interviewing and getting close and personal with the Underground and Oppressed LGBTQ community - thanks to sponsers of the grassroots parade ANZ, NAB and Qantas.
The world is in a state of crisis. Fortunately the good guys are stepping up to the crease. The Punch On cobs are back, and doing what they can, with a new show called Knock Off.
Meanwhile Pope Francis has been travelling the world, healing it with the power of love. Love is love. Whether its the love between Jeb and his guat, the Pope and your foot or Tim Minchin and himself.
The Ovenmen are hemorrhoidaly humbled to present to you, our diverse delegation of distinguished dunny-divers, with yet another gonorreian grab-bag of gangrenous gallows-gags. Check your tucks! Strap in your pinksleeves! Gird your loins for a trailblazing testament of Tales from the Trough!
Tonight's disgusting ditties:
- Scammers
- Living Avatar Resurrection Process
- Unsolved Pissteries
- Legends of the Gay Black Vampire Trappers
- I Love My Massa
- Christcucks REEE!
- The Chongening
And also something a little bit EXTRA....
We are pleased as punch to present our panoply of precious poopy pals with a peerless publication of perspicacious pint-sized parables! In this particular podcast, we ponder the peculiar preoccupations of the primeval past! The premise of this profane performance is the presentation of a pastiche of PHANTASY!
Tonight's porcine peals:
- Donovan the Barbarian
- The Gynomancer
- 1001 Pissers
- A Medieval Listicle
- DGTOW
- The Mark of Gayos
- Lost in Fantasy
It is our great honor to invite you, our lovely, lecherous listener for yet another sybaritic slosh in the shivery shallows of our Trough.
This evening, we turn our browneyes forward---to Man's fantastic Future of transcultural tolerance!
This tome of titillating tales is guaranteed to send a shiver down your willy! Shake twice and check your zipper! Pucker your cornhole for Tales from the Trough!
Tonight's yiff yarns:
- Invitation of the Body Snatchers
- The Succratic Dialogue
- The Colored out of Space
- Elsalysium
- Blade Runner 2069 or Do Randroids Dream of Electric Rape?
- Mystery Meat
- 23AndMe... And Me
- Terra Nullius
Welcome... to Tales of the Trough. A collection of horrific short stories, hand selected by the Crypto-Keeper and presented by the Troughman himself, for your enjoyment. We thank our sponsors for their support.
The stories:
- Choose Your Own Enrichment
- The Most Dangerous Game
- The Seppo over Ausmouth
- NEET of the Living Dead
- The Curious Case of Justin Trudeau
- Red Man, Pale Ale
- Rusty Needle
- A Slice of Life