Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps: Recent Episodes
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You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!
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One of our listeners set up her boyfriend to be pranked by us and in today’s Phone Tap we’re taking credit for gifting her those new earrings he’s been so curious about recently!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a job interview lined up, but we’re calling early to see how badly we can fluster her before her big moment!
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Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call so we’re calling to get what we deserve!
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Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced!
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Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first…
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The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.
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Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!
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The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING!
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In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!
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One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!
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We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office!
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In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?
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Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!
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One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.
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Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer…
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One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep well again!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!
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One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having a ROUGH week. The only bright spot has been a deer visiting her yard, that she’s posted pics of on social media. Her friend hit us up and thinks a Phone Tap might be just what this animal lover needs to turn her week around!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just bought a new home and is ready to move in! But before that big day, we’re calling as the “previous owner” to warn her about a supernatural, super helpful presence hiding in her walls!
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One of our listeners wanted to make his wife a little jealous so he emailed us and we were totally game! His wife is about to get a call from someone in his office who is crushing on him HARD, in your Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait?
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We’re sending our most ADVENTUROUS Phone Tap character out on the open seas for a life changing experience on a cruise! Though, the life we’re changing is that of the wife of one of our listeners!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re being conscripted into a PRANK WAR! An electronics store manager has been pranking her co-workers so they got us on their side and we’re firing back!
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We got an email from the manager of a fine dining restaurant that said they are desperate for servers with any kind of experience and she wanted to use that to prank her on-call manager! Get ready for the worst lineup of candidates you could possible imagine!
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In your Phone Tap we call the owner of a successful local food truck to tell him SOMEONE has been snitching on him, and it’s time to FOOD POLICE cracked down on him!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who donated to his kid’s school’s charity run. He THINKS he donated a flat fee, but we’re letting him know it’s actually PER LAP. Hope that’s not a problem!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re pranking a woman who just wants to add her mom to her cell phone plan. Should be simple enough, but on this show NOTHING is as simple as it seems!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re stirring up some office drama thanks to a gullible guy named “Doug” and our state of the art "AI" Pranking software!
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In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...
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One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!
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Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!
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We never could have anticipated the reaction we got from THIS Phone Tap where Brooke calls from the bank and pretends to be delivering a fraud alert to an unsuspecting woman.
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A young man is in love and wants to do something special for the girl of his dreams! It’s not the romance of the century, it’s your Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who just started dating his coworker and SHE thought the best way to start off their office romance would be to email us so we can get him in trouble!
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We got TWO different Phone Tap requests to mess with someone about a missing package, so we thought, how about we put those two people on the phone with each other and see if they can fix their own problems!
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One of our listeners told us his friend is going through a tough breakup and all he does is spend time at home watching Hulu. Today, we’re calling from Hulu to let him know our systems have noticed how sad he is and he better knock it off!
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Today is Technical Director Ashton’s FIRST Phone Tap and he’s clapping back at the scammers that keep calling the radio station phone lines!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been doing since he last visited her...
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Today’s Phone Tap victim had her food delivery STOLEN off her front porch and she reported it to her building’s security. Luckily for her, we have the finest ex-special forces team member on the case!
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One of our listeners asked up to set up her FUTURE daughter-in law right before her wedding. Now there’s a few EXTRA activities on her upcoming honeymoon that she wasn’t exactly EXPECTING…
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is away on business and has a history of missing flights if he doesn’t have a wake up call. That’s not gonna be an issue today when we call with the Wake Up Call of all Wake Up Calls!
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman who works part time at a senior home, and for all her hard work, she’s getting a commendation from our resident senior Alan Winterbottom!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently asked her boss for more help with setting up their annual fundraiser for needy children. Well help is on the way via a DUAL Phone Tap from Jose and Jeffrey!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a woman who is meeting her boyfriend’s family for the first time this weekend! She’s delivering some friendly advice to her brother’s new girlfriend that she better STRAP IN for dinner time.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has had a gym membership for almost a year but has only gone one time. He made the mistake of telling his friend that, who told us, and now he’s getting the squeeze put on him by the gym higher ups!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core!
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In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her son and Brooke's handling his customer service complaint even though she can’t handle modulating her voice!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman to tell her that her star soccer player son is TOO GOOD, and the league is instituting new rules to cut down on specifically HIS scoring.
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In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing back our favorite Italian trouble makers VINO and VITO to deal with a guy who thinks he was sold a LEMON when buying a used car!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps reporting a motorcyclist for noise violations in her neighborhood, so we’re pretending to be the police and telling her we have our best motorcycle psychic on the case!
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In your Phone Tap we call the mother of a soon-to-be bride and while she’s been all in her daughter’s business, we’re about to get up in hers with a healthy dose of STEADY EDDY!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who planned to hang out with her social activist friend this weekend, but before she even knows what she’s advocating for, we’re calling with the TRUTH!
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Today we’re calling an entertainer whose company is under new management, and while he makes his money as a party magician, we have some SUPER ideas for a new job instead!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who just needs a doctors appointment, but thanks to the wonders of technology we can just let AI do the work while we take a nap!
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In today’s Phone Tap we call the mother of a child participating in a talent show, and while we’re super excited for it, her daughter’s choice in music makes us SICK!
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Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!
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We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim donates blood once a month, so Brooke's calling from the blood bank to tell him “TAKE IT ALL BACK, WE DON’T WANT IT”
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who JUST moved in with his girlfriend, and after a big step like that, she’s EXPEDITING their future faster than you can say PHONE TAP!
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When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been telling all her coworkers she’s been angling to work from home five days a week. We’re calling to offer her just that, as long as she agrees to one huge stipulation first!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his wife after she went to a charity dinner. He didn’t hear anything about the event but we’re about to call and collect the $5,000 she promised us to help get more felons back on the streets!
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We caught another big one! Today’s Phone Tap is another “Scam the Scammer” call and one of these days these fraudsters are gonna learn to stop calling our studio phone line!
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Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works for a pool cleaning company and thanks to us, there’s NEW MANAGEMENT and we’re making some SKIMPY changes to the company uniform.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of mentioning to her friend that their pastor at church is “a little cute.” The friend emailed us and we got right to work on a PHONE TAP!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re taking a corporate “take your pets to work” rule to the EXTREME and seeing how long we can get away with it before today’s Phone Tap victim blows her lid!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants his package he’s been expecting for weeks, and instead of a normal customer service experience, he’s getting the DOUBLE GERMAN one!
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These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with a genuine issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too!
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In today’s Phone Tap we call and woman to tell her that her apartment building is looking to add on units to make more money and her apartment number is the first thing that has to go!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to town and Jeff is calling as his “neighbor” to offer to hang out… as long as he can SELL HIM on it…
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We've reached our grand finale of BOT WEEK! Today, Jose calls a guy who is already frustrated with an airline for losing his luggage, but not to worry: we have an AI assistant to make sure no funny business happens on this call!
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Bot week continues! In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!
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We hope you’ve been enjoying BOT WEEK! And the AI Phone Taps aren’t stopping, today we’re conducting a job interview with an old-school type of guy who is struggling with how FUTURISTIC the onboarding process can be with a new job!
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Bot Week rolls on! Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!
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All this week we’re celebrating “BOT WEEK” with some of our favorite AI-voice generated Phone Taps! In today’s call, Brooke lets her AI agent do all the “karen” complaining for her!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!
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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy about to go into his first couples counseling session and introducing him to his MARRIED counselor duo!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she booked a hotel ballroom for her son’s upcoming Bar Mitzvah, but we’re calling to tell her she accidentally double-booked with CuddleCon!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a daughter who is heading off to college in the fall. We’re calling from the school to let him know she’ll get to have a famous celebrity alumnus show her around! But he might not be happy with WHO the celeb is…
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These days people have AI assistants doing any number of everyday tasks for them, and in today’s Phone Tap, Brooke is using her AI to help order lunch, but there may be a few slight hiccups in the programming!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just had her care detailed and we’re letting STONER MAX call her to say he might have left some “paraphernalia” in her back seat!
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Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman and pretending to work for the airline she flew on last week. She’s not gonna like it, but we’re gonna have to BAN her baby from every flying the skies again!
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In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who has previously complained about her smoothie place not properly honoring her loyalty card and while we may not have the satisfaction she’s looking for, we do have an all new flavor of smoothie she needs to try!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of ordering lunches for her office every Friday. She called in the normal order, to the normal place, but the response she’s getting back is anything BUT normal!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is frustrated after failing to receive a package he ordered. Until TODAY, when Brooke reaches out with a solution to his problem!
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Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your Phone Tap!
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Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!
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In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!
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Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.
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Valentine’s Day is almost here, and Jose’s character Hans Gloober has the perfect romantic movie suggestion for today’s Phone Tap victim!
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Today we’re calling someone and letting them know their local grocery story is implementing some new FEES and we forgot to charge them last time they shopped! Now, we’re coming to collect!
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Today we’re convincing a woman that her boyfriend secretly attends INTIMACY CLASSES, and Brooke's calling as his teacher to see why he wasn’t in class today!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a family fun center and one of her employees caught her sneaking a bite of leftover cake and now we’re calling to make it a FEDERAL CRIME!
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Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who had trouble with his debit card recently, but it’s not his fault! We’re his bank and we simply ran out of money and are wondering if he’ll lend us some!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who matched on a dating app with a woman, and he pretends to be her son whose VERY excited to size up his new potential step dad!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim told his buddy he thinks he could get ANYONE to sign up for a gym membership. So we’re calling and putting his sales skills to the test with our toughest customer yet!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to sell some old furniture online, and so we’re calling from the company that made the piece to say, “We see what you’re doing, and we’re coming AFTER YOU!”
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In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be someone’s “reference” for a new job and when they call to ask us what his deal is, we might create some doubt that he’s a perfect fit for their job!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a regular at a bagel shop, so we’re calling to make sure EVERYTHING and we mean EVERYTHING is up to his level of satisfaction!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim hosted her in-laws over the holidays, and today we’re calling as her mother in-law’s assistant with some NOTES about what could go better next time they visit!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re sending our intrepid field reporter ED DANIELS into town to report on a concerning new arrival at a Yoga Studio.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s won an all-inclusive 10 day cruise… But we’re on the phone and those 10 days might not be all they’re cracked up to be!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s getting a call from a hotel she stayed at a few weeks ago, but some of these extra charges we’re leveling are NOT adding up!
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In your Phone Tap we call a teacher who already has enough on her plate with the school year, and now we’re making her meet one of the most OVER-BEARING parents ever!
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AI Smart Appliances have gone TOO FAR! But that’s not our problem, so we’re using it to our advantage and Phone Tapping a woman who bought new Smart Fridge and has no idea what its learned about her home!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim set up a nice dinner at a restaurant for he and his wife, so we’re calling from that restaurant to offer him a special opportunity, he just needs to be an INFLUENCER to redeem it!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is planning to take some friends to an ESCAPE ROOM experience. However, Escape Rooms in 2026 are WAY MORE immersive that you could ever imagine, just trust us!
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Today we’re Phone Tapping a woman who recently took her cat to the groomer, and while she thinks something bad is on the horizon, we actually have GREAT NEWS for her!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…
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As a grand finale for “Scam the Scammer Week” we put Old Alan Winterbottom up against the best the fraudsters could throw at us!
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Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a Phone Tap!
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Scam the Scammer week continues and in today’s Phone Tap we combined the powers of Brooke AND Jeffrey to get this fraudster in his feelings!
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The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer!
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It’s the first day of SCAM THE SCAMMER Week! We’re phone tapping every single scam call we get to the station and the first one is thanks to Jose and Jeffrey!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got hired to start a new job so he knows NONE of his coworkers. We’re calling to see how far we can convince the new guy to go on his first day for his new boss!
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Today we Phone Tap a guy who bought theater tickets but had to flake after his wife got sick. Now he wants to exchange the tickets but we’re not gonna let him off that easy!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit...
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's setting the passive-aggressive meter at 15!
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In your Phone Tap we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit, and his name is Alan Winterbottom!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s not concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song!
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In your Phone Tap we’re springing an audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!
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In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now his place is being turned into a SMASH ZONE!
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In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff call a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…
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Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!
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Jeff calls a guy who's selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!
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A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!
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Our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas Countdown has finally reached number 1! Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can meet him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a Phone Tap!
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Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!
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In today’s Phone Tap Jeff calls a long time NFL season ticket holder to tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.
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There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap!
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The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch…
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In today’s Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...
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In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies…
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Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right!
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Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean... just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So, we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perks.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!
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In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!
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Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens?
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In today’s Phone Tap we might have made the guy we’re calling the MADDEST of any Phone Tap victim in 2025!
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The character Brooke is channeling in today’s Phone Tap is so off putting, it almost made us LOSE our LUNCH when we first heard it. You gotta hear it for yourself in the podcast!
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In your Phone Tap, Old Alan Winterbottom is reaching out to a tuxedo rental shop, because he left something in the pocket and needs it back, BADLY!
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Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a car mechanic and our challenge is to get him to stay on the phone as long as possible as we “argue” with our futuristic new AI Girlfriend!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a music teacher and pretending to be the mom of one of the kids chosen for a solo in their singing showcase! And this parent is putting a capital “H” in “Helicopter Mom”
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Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to church every Sunday and always donates when she can. But today, Jeff's calling from the church and telling her that some good deeds DO get punished!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of telling her friend she thinks her apartment might be haunted… So we’re sending our two best paranormal investigators her way!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim put his wife in charge of choosing their couple’s costume, so Jose's calling from the high-end costume store with some bad news about their first preference, but with some helpful replacement options!
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In your Phone Tap Jose calls a woman pretending to be her pool cleaner, and after a few mishaps on her property, she’ll need to replenish her ENTIRE HALLOWEEN CANDY STASH!
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In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a costume store and trying to get some help finding the perfect Halloween outfit that accentuates his curvy dumper.
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It’s another Halloween Phone Tap! Today, we're calling a woman who is expecting a call from her new neighbor, but she's not expecting the weird favor Brooke is about to ask her to do on Halloween night...
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is just trying to upgrade her hotel room on her anniversary trip, and Jeff is happy to help her. Just as long as he doesn't get distracted by anything…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation with her husband and thinks he hired a handyman to fix their broken toilet while they’re gone. Jose is calling as that handyman, and not only has he fixed that toilet, but rotated everything she could imagine!
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It wasn’t hard for Brooke to transform into today’s Phone Tap character, we had her playing someone who is filthy, stinking rich! And she’s gonna rub it in today’s Phone Tap victim’s face all thanks to his girlfriend, who set him up!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s expecting her hardware store to get back to her after she filed a complaint. However, these days customer service calls could come from anywhere, even prison!
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In your Phone Tap, we call the manager of a movie theater, and we’ve got two of the most annoying complaints that we think she’s ever heard. It’s a customer service catastrophe!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has had tons of problems recently getting Amazon packages delivered to her house, so we’re calling to help her troubleshoot! But we’re more trouble than help!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a weird smell in their house and while she wants to call an exterminator, her boyfriend wanted to call US for a Phone Tap instead!
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In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners asked us to prank her mother, who she says has been “cranky” of late! But we’re gonna fix all her problems thanks to modern technology!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling around town trying to get a youth soccer ref to simply take one of her delicious BRIBES! Why is this so difficult??
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who recently sold his car and has to ship it across the country, and it’s NOT gonna be easy AT ALL.
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What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is STRUGGLING with tech issues trying to get into her email, but we’ve got the best artificial intelligence IT director in the entire company to help!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just booked his FIRST EVER international flight, so before he flies we’re offering him some of the most ELITE accommodations to ever grace the skies!
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Today’s Phone Tap Victim has been so upset and frustrated with her brand new phone, luckily for her, we’re ready to help her “HATCH” the new phone of her dreams!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a ski rental shop, and his boss commandeered our special ops services to track down any renters who don’t pay their fees!
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we have a WAY different definition of what “remote” means.
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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a woman who is having a yard sale this coming Saturday and letting her know, her junk is nothing compared to the ESTATE SALE right down the street!
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In your Phone Tap we’re pretending to be one of the Facebook friends of a guy whose celebrating his birthday. And who better to wish him the best than complete strangers??
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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently had a DNA ancestry test, and while she’s 60% Scottish, we have the KING of the SCOTS ready to welcome her to the team!
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In today’s Phone Tap we call a long time NFL season ticket holder and tell him we’re implementing a new “NO CHEERING” section, and his seats are smack dab in the middle!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re taking those annoying customer satisfaction surveys that EVERY business seems to send you now, and bringing it into the FUTURE!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a makeup artist looking to pick up extra work, so we’re calling from a FUNERAL HOME and we’ve got more work for her than she can handle in 100 lifetimes!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a haircut appointment at a NEW salon, and he’s about to learn what happens when the new place is a little short-staffed!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who is SUPPOSED to be planning his buddy’s bachelor party, but after they heard he’s slacking, his friends set him up for a Phone Tap from us!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is on leave from his landscaping job after an injury, but not to worry! We have a temp fill-in for him that will only mildly ruin his day!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a huge party at his house this weekend, unfortunately his toilet is broken. We’re sending a plumber, but the broken toilet might be the least of this guy’s new issues!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim already emailed his hotel asking for some recommendations for things to do in the city when he gets there, so Jeff's calling back with the cold, hard truth!
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In your Phone Tap Jeff's pranking a woman who works at a food bank and telling her after years of donations, he's ready to make a withdrawal!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently auditioned for a play and today Brooke's calling back as the casting director he’s never met to let him know he GOT THE PART… but there’s one big catch…
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“Old Alan” is back for a new phone tap and today he’s calling the boyfriend of one of his nurses at the old folks home, trying to get his permission for a little photoshoot. Spicy!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim won’t stop bragging to his wife that he got a GREAT deal on their new mattress. So we’re calling from the mattress store with some startling news: that mattress may have been used in a CRIME!
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If you’ve never heard of the “Double Month Undercharge” plan for paying your cell phone bill, you’re gonna want to catch this next Phone Tap because it’s the hot new deal that everyone is LOVING!
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We’re doing a brand new TO CATCH A CHEATER Phone Tap and pretending to be a guy’s rental car company!
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Today Jose's Phone Tapping a guy who lost his wallet, and before he gives it back to him, he's gotta make sure he's not the one getting scammed!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a limo driver and we’re calling to introduce him to the creepiest passenger he’ll ever have!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core!
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One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up his brother for a Phone Tap! He just got back on the dating apps and so today we’re calling to tell him he’s being WAY too tame and he’ll need to spice it up if he wants to stay on!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has the uneasy task of interviewing people for a VERY HIGH-STRESS job. So today we’re sending our best candidate, who is stricken with Dope Tikulitis, to brighten up their day!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having trouble with her internet provider. Not only are we sending Jeff out to fix her problem, but we’re also putting his angry AI supervisor on the case as well!
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Jeff's calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a new remote work job, and before he gets comfortable he’s gonna meet Brooke, his new overbearing supervisor who’s calling him right now!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having issues with his air fryer and after several attempts to reach customer service, we’re reaching out to him with the cutest couple from customer care!
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One of our listeners recently told her sister she entered her dog in a pet-influencer contest, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling from Doggy Hollywood!
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Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who is a volunteer pickleball instructor and telling him, based on some changes at the community center there’s some VERY randy seniors looking to take his class.
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In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights on an employment counselor as our Phone Tap victim!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…
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An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy with!
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One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre crime.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat.
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In today’s Phone Tap we call a customer service rep who works for a major cruise line and we guarantee she’s never heard some of the complaints that we cooked up for Timid Benjamin!
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In your Phone Tap, we sent a guy named TIK TAK to learn the secrets of a local magician, and we’ll see what he’s willing to spill!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of critiques, tips, and teaching-adjustments she should make.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one!
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We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's posing as a last-minute replacement wedding photographer and he's about to make this bride’s life a nightmare!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be trouble.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his girlfriend who just started Spanish dance lessons. And who better to give an update from class than Jose’s “ROLANDO!”
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Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been hoping to get a specific vanity license plate for his business, but he’s about to become acquainted with a whole new type of DMV screwup!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman as a guy who is a little nervous for their first date, but luckily we have a little HELP on our side to show what we ACTUALLY mean when we say things…
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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff finds out exactly how far our sweet Phone Tap victim will go to stand up for his girlfriend!
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What do you do if your significant other loves doing self checkout at the grocery store... But is really bad at it? You tell us, so we can reprimand them in a Phone Tap!
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Today's Phone Tap victim just found out a juicy piece of office gossip...a coworker got fired for lying on her resume! She thought that wouldn't affect her...that is until we pose as HR with some pretty big questions about some of the things she CLAIMED about her college "experience". Is she SURE she wasn't lying too?
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In today's Phone Tap we call an older gentleman who’s been EXTREMELY frustrated with the city...Which is why we can't wait to tell him about the new reality show coming to his neighborhood!
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Today we call a woman who was convinced by her friend to try a new dry cleaner and of course there was a problem. The good news is the manager was on top of it, the bad news? His name is Vito with his trusty assistant Vino!
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Ever feel like there’s just never anything good to watch on the streaming services? We’ll were gonna fix that today in your brand new Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and Jeff's calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…
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We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…
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A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.
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We’re calling a woman who's at work to tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.
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Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!
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Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a dog sitter and seeing how far he can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... his duty involves just ONE WORD.
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Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s playing Brooke in trivia later, but before the game, Brooke needs a HUGE favor and she’s willing to pay the price.
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All we had to go off for today’s Phone Tap was the title of someone’s favorite Spotify playlist. But we somehow managed to get her on a Most Wanted list because of it!
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In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to a new city with his wife, who signed him up for a bowling league in order to make new friends. Little does he know, he just became our new PIN DADDY!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been run through the ringer while applying for a new job, so his roommate thought he might be a perfect candidate for some of our brutally honest feedback!!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has never been to a symphony before and isn’t really sure of the etiquette, but lucky for them Brooke's calling with all the helpful tips (and unhelpful ones) she can handle!
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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy with an insurance question we bet he’s never dealt with… in this lifetime or thousands of past lifetimes either!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim volunteered to chaperone’s his kid’s school dance and we’re calling him to let him know his responsibilities are WAY past what he ever expected they would be!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim had the gall to leave a note on her neighbor’s badly parked car, so today we’re calling and fighting her passive aggression with even MORE passive aggression!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for work and has been filling out tons of applications, but thanks to some fine print, he’s about to get way more than he bargained for!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this year but hasn’t picked out her first dance song yet, luckily we’re calling as her wedding DJ and we have the perfect song that won’t leave a dry eye in the house!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a note that the city would be doing some construction in front of his house, and so we’re calling to let him know the maintenance will be not only HISTORIC but also REVOLUTIONARY!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim’s wife told us where he went on a business trip, his hotel, his room number and strange things he does when he sleeps and we combined it into a brand new PHONE TAP!
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Normally a years old social media video might come back to HAUNT you, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, that kind of video might change his life for GOOD!
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In today’s Phone Call we’re tracking down a guy who bought a leaf blower DECADES ago, and even though its taken years to get a hold of him, today just might be his lucky day!
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If your Tinder Date’s mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in today's Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!
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Today we call a guy who recently asked his lady to define their relationship and before he gets the green light from her, we’re turning the SPOTLIGHT on him interrogation style!
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How quickly can you tell if you’re on the phone with a weirdo? In Today’s Phone Tap we think we’re setting a record time in that department!
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Today we’re calling a woman who donated to charity and letting her know her money is going towards cosmetic enhancements for teens in Beverly Hills!
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One of the best feelings in the world is becoming a self-sufficient adult. You move out of your parent's place, get a nice place, well-paying job. The only thing that could ruin it? A prank phone call saying it's all fake.
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We call a woman who is worried she accidentally nicked a car in a parking lot. While she thought no one saw, she's in for a shock when she gets a call from Stoner Max saying he knows EXACTLY what she did in your brand new Phone Tap!
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In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy who's agreed to babysit for his wife's friend....and since he hasn't met her child yet, we thought we'd introduce him using a completely fake kid made from internet clips!
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Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your brand new Phone Tap!
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Today's Phone Tap victim installs home appliances and has been complaining to his boss about all the stupid questions customers ask, so we're making sure he'll never get a customer dumber than the one calling him today!
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Today we call a woman to let her know she was seen parallel parking the other day, and it was SO GOOD that she's been nominated for an outstanding award!
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Today's Phone Tap victim is a woman who recently got professional family photos taken and Brooke's calling to tell her the good news...Her prints are 100% FREE! In exchange she just needs to agree to something...And she’s REALLY gonna have to think about it… because it could make her FAMOUS.
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Today's Phone Tap victim recently applied for a home equity line of credit, and he’s nervous about what he can qualify for...That's why we're sending in our most financially responsible... never distracted.... loan officer Jose to help!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who applied to her homeowner’s association for approval to paint her house a new color, and she’s not gonna slip that past him so easily!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke prank calls a guy who told his friends he used Chat GPT of all things to spice up his dating profile. Big mistake!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can met him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a brand new Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a few knockoff items from TEMU. In light of the new restrictions on imports, we’re gonna need her assistance when we fly her junk in OURSELVES!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got into online dating for the first time since his divorce, so Brooke's calling as the woman he gave his phone number to! Dating has changed since he last was out in the streets and he better catch up!
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In today’s Phone Tap Jose prank calls the daughter of an elderly woman who has an in-home care provider. Now that the help is on vacation, he's stepping in and wreaking a little bit of havoc!
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Today Brooke's calling a guy who works as a party entertainer and seeing if he’ll be willing to take his clown skills to a FUNERAL for the right price…
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Working IT leads to some of the same boring issues coming up over and over again. But in today’s Phone Tap were starting problems that no IT person has ever heard of in their life!
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In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy who frequently travels for business and little does he know, we’ve been tracking what’s been going on in his hotel room and he’s NOT gonna be happy with our new rules for his stays!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim tried to apply for a vanity license plate and was denied. So after emailing to appeal their decision, Brooke's calling him back with a completely NON-HELPFUL decision.
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The guy Jeff's pranking today has been taking one of those “mind-sharpening” vitamin products and he told his wife he swears they’re working. She emailed us and now he’s the latest victim of our Phone Tap!
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One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife accused him of looking at some inappropriate stuff on the internet. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke's calling to confirm her worst fears!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself and get him to spill where all the HOT LADIES are in the office…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time!
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In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!
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Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is worried her apartment building is trying to get her in trouble for not picking up her dog’s poop, but we actually have a very enticing financial offer instead… if only she’ll play it cool!
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This may be one of our favorite Phone Taps of the entire year! Even if this listener isn’t a huge fan of Jose, he’s still about to get way more than he bargained for!
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Today we’re pranking a substitute art teacher, and we’ve got a lesson plan that we guarantee he never thought he’d have to deal with in even his wildest dreams!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by her friends, and although she’s been single for a long time, we have a romantic opportunity for her that she CAN’T PASS UP!
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Today we’re Phone Tapping a dance studio and trying to get some one on one lessons. The catch is: our partner is a little robotic, and we don’t mean stiff. You’ll see what we mean when you hear the call!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim had his girlfriend sign him up for an appointment with a naturopathic doctor, and before his first visit Brooke's calling with a laundry list of do’s and don’ts to see how far she can push him!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just had a HUGE tech upgrade at his office so today Jose's calling as IT to let him know he's been paying VERY close attention to his computer activity, and he’s gonna have to answer for his behavior!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is just two days into a new job and we’re gonna spice things up by making her think she’s in hot water with HR!
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You never know what you’re gonna get with a new neighbor. Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting “JAMIE BUTTON” who you’ll just have to hear to believe!
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We’re in the midst of the college basketball tourney and one of our listeners sent us his brother’s bracket and we’re using it against him in a brand new Phone Tap!
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Working from home might be pretty cushy for some people, but in radio we don’t get that option. Until today when Brooke took working from home to the extreme in an all new Phone Tap!
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A young man is in love and wants to do something special for the girl of his dreams! It’s not the romance of the century, it’s your brand new Phone Tap!
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One of our listeners emailed in and asked us to prank her sister who is turning 49 soon! So today we’re offering her all the perks of our new Senior Citizen program at the grocery store!
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There’s nothing we love more than using our computer generated robot voice to mess with people who think they’re speaking to an AI bot. We’re doing it again to a hotel receptionist in your Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mechanic at an auto body shop, and Brooke's calling from corporate to institute some new, gentler rules about how he’s allowed to talk to customers going forward!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!
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What do you get when you take a Type A person who’s a little uptight, and on top of that they’re mad they got the wrong pizza delivered? A perfect recipe for a Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works as an entertainer for children’s birthday parties and while she normally dresses as a princess or a mermaid, we have a request we guarantee she’s never heard before!
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Today Brooke's pranking a mother, and calling as a substitute teacher who has a few aggressive suggestions for how her child’s name should actually be pronounced!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went and got a massage and made the mistake of telling her friend the masseuse was “kind of cute.” We’re taking that comment and blowing it out of proportion!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently “over-served” at a wedding and doesn’t remember much about that night… so we decided to give him a call and remind him of all the major promises he made to a complete stranger!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hoping to have a relaxing weekend away with his wife, but Brooke's calling to tell him thanks to a convention that’s in town, he might never sleep well again!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman whose daughter is applying to colleges, and in order for us to accept her, mama is gonna need to meet our RIGOROUS standards!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel their language-tutor subscription, but when we’re on the phone NOTHING is ever that easy!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN.
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The guy we’re Phone Tapping today claims his job working the front desk at a motel is dreadfully BORING. So we’re hoping to change that with some of the most outrageous room requests he’s ever dealt with!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim loves a nice watch, and Jeff has the deal of a life time for him! Unfortunately, these watches weren’t sourced very ethically, or even from living people!
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One of our more contentious Phone Tap characters is the 80 year old Alan Winterbottom and today he may have finally met his match by the name of DELORES!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re debuting a new business venture that Silicon Valley entrepreneurs are gonna love: Virtual Reality FLOWERS! It’s just as DUMB as it sounds!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is finally at the stage in life where he wants to purchase his dream car… So of course, his wife emailed us to MESS with him since it’s OBVIOUSLY a mid-life crisis waiting to happen!
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Today’s Phone Tap Victim goes to the same buffet restaurant every Sunday morning with his family, so today Jose's calling to BAN him for life for some EGREGIOUS line-cutting behavior!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been chatting with a woman named Juniper for about a week, but before their first date, he needs to talk to her representation, and unfortunately that means BROOKE!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim threw a surprise party for a friend and invited a bunch of acquaintances she didn’t know. So Jeffrey's calling to say he's still in the house and can’t get OUT!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone call from Timid Benjamin…
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In your Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.
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You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim’s husband recently changed the name of their Wi-Fi network to something she says its “VERY inappropriate” and today Jeff's calling from the cable company check her for her cheeky name!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim put in an offer to buy a home, so while he’s at the MAXIMUM stress level Jose's calling pretending to be the inspector to let him know: something about this house STINKS.
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One of our listeners recently transferred schools and told her dad she met someone special. So today we’re calling as the new boyfriend, well… not so much a boyfriend as much as a MAN-BABY. It's the Phone Tap debut of Technical Director Ashton!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their car stolen, and while the nice thing to do would be to help find it, we’re gonna Phone Tap them instead using a Police Psychic!
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Brooke's calling a guy whose job it is to answer those 1-800 “How’s My Driving?” calls from trucks on the road, and we guarantee he’s never gotten a call like today’s brand new Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling the assistant coach of a kid’s soccer team, and he has a little something different planned for this year’s end of season party and he’s NOT gonna like it…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking dance lessons with her “nice guy” husband, and Brooke's taking this opportunity to try and convince her that he’s a BAD BOY, WILD MAN. Will she take the bait?
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is very skeptical of car mechanics and NEVER wants to get ripped off or overcharged. So today we’re calling to do EXACTLY THAT.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a little coffee shop that’s been doing wonderful things for the less fortunate in the community. So we thought we’d send reporter extraordinaire “Ed Daniels” to interview her all about it, in a brand new Phone Tap!
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A pharmacist asked us to prank her coworker so today Jose is calling for some help with a bizarre and exotic new condition that you’ll have to just hear to believe!
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What’s the only thing worse than a late caterer? An 87-year old late caterer named Alan Winterbottom!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is 3 months into dating the HOTTEST guy she’s ever been with, and with today’s call Brooke is letting her know there are some VERY interested parties…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her friends all about her home owners association, so of course, Jeff's gonna do the right thing and PRANK her about it!
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In your Phone Tap we call a mom who's hosting a 6 year old’s birthday party and lets just say Brooke is VERY PARTICULAR about how things should go down at this celebration...
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One of our listeners asked us to prank her boyfriend after she admitted they’ve been skipping their weekly gym workouts lately. And we found the best way to motivate him, is to embarrass him!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a job interview lined up, but we’re calling early to see how badly we can fluster her before her big moment!
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Wouldn’t it be great if returning a laptop to the electronics store went smooth and easy? Not today! It’s the Return of the Mac(book)!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??
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We learned that today’s Phone Tap victim still rents DVDs from the Library. WHO does that? Just for that we’re gonna make an example out of him in your Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pretty big company, so it’s hard for him to know EVERYBODY in his office, so Jeff's taking advantage of that to say he's the new guy and he needs a BIG FAVOR!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life with a new technology called RIZZ ASSIST!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is obsessed with online shopping so Brooke's calling her and enabling all the worst parts of her obsession with a new technology called “WE CLICK!”
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One of our listeners set up her boyfriend to be pranked by us and in today’s Phone Tap we’re taking credit for gifting her those new earrings he’s been so curious about recently!
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We never could have anticipated the reaction we got from THIS Phone Tap where Brooke calls from the bank and pretends to be delivering a fraud alert to an unsuspecting woman. Hear the call right now!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a dad who didn’t help plan his son’s 6th birthday party at all, so he has no idea that "Mojo and the Great Fumblini" are on their way right now as the entertainment!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role so Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch? It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.
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In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and Brooke's calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!
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In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!
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If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?
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In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and reassures a mom that she’s not wasting any time with her curriculum. Her students are going to learn all there is to know about ALIENS.
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time…
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Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and Brooke's calling from the airline to break the news!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you?
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the podcast!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to get his car back from the shop, but Jose thinks his car horn is slightly off by .01% so we’re gonna need to keep it indefinitely!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it…
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In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with binoculars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.
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Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a teacher who just started dating another faculty member and the only one who knows is her sister… until she shared that information with us!
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In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the mall law!
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YOUR #1 PHONE TAP OF 2024! Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Let's find out!
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YOUR #2 PHONE TAP OF 2024: Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!
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YOUR #3 PHONE TAP of Christmas - One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther!
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In your #4 Phone Tap of Christmas, we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?
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YOUR #5 Phone Tap of Christmas! You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message with a barbershop CLAP-TET.
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YOUR #6 PHONE TAP OF CHRISTMAS! Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, we can just ask the kitty what’s wrong instead!
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YOUR #7 Phone Tap of Christmas! Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new management: VITO and VINO!
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YOUR #8 PHONE TAP OF 2024: Today’s Phone Tap victim has a girlfriend in nursing school and he’s never met one of her strangest classmates… until now when Steady Eddy gives him a call!
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YOUR #9 PHONE TAP OF CHRISTMAS: In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of nursing school and introduce her to her newest client – 89-year old Alan Winterbottom!
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We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2024 with Jose! Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today Jose's calling as that service to tell him he found the perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!
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In your Phone Tap Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.
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They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.
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Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit...So today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!
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In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, he's gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.
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Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!
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Today's Phone Tap victim is currently locked out of her house and waiting for her husband to call for help... But instead, he called us...And that's why our own locksmith Jose is calling her with updates!
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Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been aching to play Brooke in trivia for months, and today’s her big shot! However, we’re changing some of the rules – it’s BLOW IT or KNOW IT!
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Are you nice to customer service reps on the phone or rude? Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot to say “goodbye” after her last customer service call and so we’re calling to get what we deserve!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is preparing to be the Best Man at his buddy’s wedding, so to help him out Brooke's throwing a roadblock in his way that he NEVER EVER thought he’d have to deal with!
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One woman ordered a new iPad and Brooke's calling from customer service with some of the most intrusive and bizarre security questions she’s ever heard…
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How would you react if your middle school crush contacted you out of the blue? Brooke's putting today’s Phone Tap victim to the test and he better be ready for her affection!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy with a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, and thanks to our AI Medical assistant, checking in has never been more difficult!
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Everything is better when bundled right? Phone and Internet, burger and fries… but what about your eternal resting place? We’ll put it to the test in your Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap we call the manager of a popular coffee shop and tell her that her regular staff is gone and its just Old Alan Winterbottom running the shop and he needs some help!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and she’s heard what a big deal her boss’s Halloween parties are. What she doesn’t know is that Brooke's Phone Tapping her and she’ll need to sign an NDA to attend!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants”
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who runs a southern food truck and let him know we’re stepping on the scene and he better clear out or face our Scottish wrath!
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One of our listeners emailed us and said his wife has been making fun of him ever since he scheduled his first ever colonoscopy. So we’re helping him get revenge in an all new Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a BOOMING pet grooming business and hired a marketing firm to help expand. Well, we’re that marketing firm and we’ve got ideas for her on the CUTTING EDGE of shearing scissors!
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Tons of homes have smart speakers these days, but only today’s Phone Tap victim has an “Alexa” that gets hurt feelings when you yell at her!
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In your Phone Tap, we created a new system so no dater ever gets ghosted again! It's so good, it might even replace our Second Date Updates!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she left an experienced electrician in her home to get some work done, however she got our worst apprentice instead and we hope her house is still standing by the time she gets back!
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Nothing we love more than pranking a bride just days before her wedding! Hear the Phone Tap where we’re bringing some uninvited guests to join her fun!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make a return over the phone, but our customer services reps are overworked, and over stressed so she’s gonna have to deal with the multitask-KING in your new Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy and tell him what he thought was an innocent exchange with a sidewalk “side spinner” actually might have put him in mortal danger…
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In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has a BIG job interview scheduled soon and she has tips that will get him the job AND save her from some embarrassing confrontations…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a carpet cleaner is gonna be working on her house for a few hours, but Jeffrey's calling to say not only is that NOT happening, but she’s got an entirely new problem on her hands!
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One woman emailed us to prank her daughter, so we’re introducing her to her mom’s new boy toy from Yoga. It’s a ROLANDO Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose airline lost her bag while traveling… the good news is we found it, the bad news is she’ll get it back in about two years!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a mother and tells her there was an incident at daycare with her child, and even though she’s 4 years old it all has to do with college football!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting an uneventful trip out of town but Jeff's calling from his hotel and there’s a few “extra amenities” he should know about before checking in…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has the perfect idea for a new TV show, and we’re happy to produce it for her, as long as we can change every single thing about it!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her subscription to her tax software. But thanks to Brooke and Jeffrey’s Automated Customer service, it’s not gonna be as easy as she thinks!
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In your Phone Tap we call a guy who is new to the neighborhood and see just how far he’ll go to make friends with his frisky new neighbors!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a restaurant to see if she can convince the host to blatantly LIE to what he thinks is another customer in the name of saving her marriage.
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We knew two things about today’s Phone Tap victim: 1. She’s afraid of dogs. And… 2. She LOVES the real housewives. Safe to say we hit her vulnerable spots in your brand new Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is stressed out by wedding planning and Brooke's about to make her situation 10 times worse with 20 times the budget!
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a teacher who's hosting a career day soon, and while she’s excited one of her student’s parents is a kid’s book author, she should read the books a little closer…
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Our Phone Tap victim has been unlucky in love to the point that he shelled out for a matchmaking service. So today we’re calling as that service and telling him we found his perfect Sleeping Beauty for him!
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In your Phone Tap, we were told some HIGHLY classified personal information about today’s Phone Tap Victim and Brooke's gonna reveal it unless he wants to play along.
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When you think of all of our countless Phone Tap characters, which one do you think would be the WORST dog breeder? If you guess Stoner Max then you're right, hear his endeavor in the podcast!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy to tell him that the church he booked for his child’s christening is bumping him because the Jonas Brothers are coming to town and you don’t say “NO” to hunks like that!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just had their car towed and on top of that their friends emailed us to mess with them! What a lucky guy!
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Today Jeff calls a dad whose son was recently reprimanded for fighting at school. Whether the dad likes it or not he's got some tips for how the kid can stop getting his butt kicked!
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In today’s Phone Tap we’re trying to get a woman to say a name of someone from her past… and no matter what she says.. Brooke will INSIST she’s that person and pretend to be her!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her water bottle at the airport and we have good news: We found it! But she’ll need to pay our storage fees first…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to the same place for their anniversary, however, this time it’s under new management: VITO and VINO!
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One of our listeners set up her husband for this phone tap after he accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom at the DMV a while back. Now we’re BUSTING HIM!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's posing as corporate HR and letting one guy know that she's seen his social media pages and there's gonna be a problem soon if he doesn’t change his tune!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea who WE ARE, but we know EXACTLY who he is and we LOVE HIM. How will he handle such adoration? Find out in a brand new Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a mail carrier with some peculiar characters on his normal route. Little does he know, Alan Winterbottom moved in and he has some ISSUES that need addressing.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to cancel her airline reservation but Jose's running customer service today and he's not letting a fancy hi-tech ROBOT trick him into doing anything!
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You’ve heard of a barbershop quartet? Well in today’s Phone Tap we’re delivering a very special birthday message with a barbershop CLAP-TET.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and he's finally getting a response from them, because we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando!
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Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up…
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What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a new title amongst the other parents.
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What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE!
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In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!
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Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM.
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Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank!
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!
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It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose son recently performed in his first community play and we have the PERFECT ROLE for him…. As long as his morals aren’t a problem…
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman hosting a big, catered dinner and tell her that her private chef is unavailable but we have a replacement that’s gonna knock her socks off!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim HATES being uncomfortable so we’re calling her restaurant and making one of the cringiest and awkward dinner reservations she’ll ever experience!
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Today we’re prank calling a school teacher and telling him one of his students saw him shopping for groceries, and his food choices are a PROBLEM!
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Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!!
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Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room so she should be the PERFECT person to clue us in on all the juicy secrets before we “go away” for awhile…
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Before today’s Phone Tap victim heads off to her husband’s family reunion, we’re gonna introduce her to a part of the family she hasn’t met yet, and there are some VERY close ties here…
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In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service interaction and flipping it on its head and turning the ridiculous up to level 100!
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Some restaurants claim “When you’re here, you’re family.” So they should be cool with us dropping our kids off for a few hours right?
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman who has a CRUISE coming up and letting her know this isn’t just any cruise, it’s the cruise of an AFTER-lifetime!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!
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A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare to tell her the REAL reason her son is so drained every day!
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We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a bit of a reputation for abusing the free samples at the Frozen Yogurt shop so Jose's calling to enact a new policy that only applies to HIM!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim always does their own yard work, but today when they need a landscaper, we’re gonna give them WAY MORE than they bargained for…
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It’s a special occasion whenever we get to do a “TO CATCH A CHEATER” Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy who recently checked out a movie from the library to accuse him of leaving some…. Traces… all over her precious books!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been trying for MONTHS to get her kid into a certain class for swimming lessons and she’s in luck, because we know just the ex-British special forces agent to teach the class!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a mom and leaving her with a BILL for all the food and drinks her daughter ate and drank while on a play date with a friend
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In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service verification and making it more PERSONAL than ever!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a girlfriend in nursing school and he’s never met one of her strangest classmates… until now when Steady Eddy gives him a call!
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Before today’s Phone Tap victim meets his girlfriend’s family for the first time, we’re about to put him through the most uncomfortable picnic experience he’s ever had!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim might be Top 10 most gullible people we’ve ever called, so OF COURSE we had to push this prank call to the limit!
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Wedding Season is here and for today’s Phone Tap we’re seeing if an officiant is up for overseeing BOTH of Jose’s weddings this summer… That’s right, BOTH!
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Jeff is calling an electronics store and confessing to shoplifting. He’s not gonna bring the stuff back, but confessing should make everything okay, right?
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is selling his home and while he has a realtor in mind already, Jeff's gonna see if he can bully the guy off the listing with some ol’ fashioned TOUGH TALK.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot his anniversary last year, so his wife wanted to set him up and see if she can TRICK him into doing it again!
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In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!
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If you knew your food delivery was coming via an 80-year old man would it make you question everything? Don’t worry, we made it happen to one of our Phone Tap victims so you don’t even have to worry about it!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his place with Home Alone-style booby traps instead!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!
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One of our listeners found out his buddy naps on the job at work and we’re using that information to put him in the most uncomfortable situation he’s even been in.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon named Brooke Fox, instead!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made the mistake of telling his girlfriend that his new assistant at work is attractive, so of course we agreed to make it worse for him!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising and embarrassing things to her dentist!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim LOVES her usual order from her corner grocery store more than anything, so today we’re calling her and telling her some changes are coming to the store and her salad is the FIRST thing to go!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first!
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman who is excited to have a one-on-one phone interview…and while she’s ecstatic to have a job…Jeff can’t keep his mouth shut.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works tech support for a huge retailer and we’ve got one of the most unique and unbelievable issues with our new phone for him to try and solve!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was spotted NOT returning his shopping cart after buying groceries, and today we have time to exact some punishment.
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In your Phone Tap we call a guy who just opened up a joint bank account with his girlfriend and let him know that there’s gentlemen at the bank who are VERY interested in his lady…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat.
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In your Phone Tap Jeff's calling a huge baseball fan and CANCELLING his season tickets because the team isn't satisfied with his level of enthusiasm!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped her cat off at the vet for a checkup, but thanks to our new AI software, we can just ask the kitty what’s wrong instead!
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In your Phone Tap we call a full-time caregiver just before she starts her first job out of nursing school and introduce her to her newest client – 89-year old Alan Winterbottom!
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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a college student supervisor and introducing one of the newest members of the school, a 40-year old mother with a need for PARTYING!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps seeing their neighbor working out shirtless in his front lawn every single day, so we’re calling to tell him his wife needs to keep her eyes to HERSELF!
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In your Phone Tap we’re pranking a guy who just wants a little help installing his new doorbell, but we’ve heard these kind of complaints before and we’re FED UP!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new promotion but her boss is making her break the bad news to the OTHER candidate who didn’t get her job. Jose might just ruin her day in a brand new Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a performer who is days away from what he thinks is his BIG BREAK, and is telling him one notorious comedian has identified him as one to watch!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling a youth Soccer Coach and telling him that the son of one of the greatest players of all time is joining the league, and because of that there’s gonna be some BIG changes coming his way.
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In your Phone Tap, we’re sending a former British Black Ops Specialist to our Phone Tap Victim’s house when all he wanted was someone to build his deck. Better specify what type of contractor next time!
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In your Phone Tap, one of our listeners set up her husband who is always forgetting to pick up his prescriptions at the pharmacy. Thanks to us... he’ll never forget again!
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In your Phone Tap, Jose is calling around the neighborhood and building some grass roots support for his campaign to take over the Home Owner’s Association! Better hope it’s not your neighborhood though!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is filling in for someone on maternity leave at work and while she needs some important info from her predecessor we’re about to interrupt at the absolute worst time possible!
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In today's Phone Tap Brooke's helping a reluctant Phone Tap victim manifest abundance, against his will and in all the WORST ways possible.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim starts a new job soon but before his first day we’re calling because he needs to make a monumental life change and its NON-NEGOTIABLE!
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman who has been applying to work remotely from her job for over and year and although she’s now been approved… we have a WAY different definition of what “remote” means.
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In your new Phone Tap Jeff's calling a youth soccer coach and telling him he has a new sponsor for his league, and it involves a full-on TV deal too good to refuse!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim needs some cheering up after his car was stolen right out of his driveway. Unfortunately we don’t do cheer-ups on this show we do prank phone calls and he’s getting one in the podcast!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of critiques, tips, and teaching-adjustments she should make.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know it but his wife has been plotting with us for MONTHS to prank him while she’s away for a minor surgery!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who has been unlucky in love so far in life, but thanks to his friends signing him up for a matchmaking service, he’s about to get WAY more than he bargained for!
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Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!
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One of our listeners is hosting a dinner party with her boyfriend and instead of preparing drinks and snacks, she set him up for a Phone Tap Alan Winterbottom-style!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s giving a big corporate speech coming up, but the woman in charge of hiring him just went through a NASTY breakup so he has an entirely NEW set of problems on his hands.
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We’re giving a Phone Tap Victim his work performance review and his grade is entirely dependent on how many supplements he buys from our sketchy side hustle!
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One of our listeners found her roommates missing credit card and before returning it, she immediately emailed us to set her up for a Phone Tap instead!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim uses a box meal prep service and her last delivery was one meal short! While she wants some kind of refund for their mistake, we’re about to make her life harder than ever!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…
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One of our listeners told us that her husband emailed a bakery complaining about a cake that costs less than $8! If he’s willing to go that far over $8, we’re about to go even farther!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job at a hotel next week and so Jeff's calling him to train him on every single, weird uncomfortable and frisky scenario he could encounter!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls the mother of a young softball player to tell her the new team name has become official and its causing a stir all over the community!
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Our Phone Tap victim today is just weeks away from retirement so his wife asked us to mess with him using one of the most frivolous reasons for a lawsuit we’ve ever thought of!
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In your new Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who recently asked his bank for help clearing his student loan debt, and lucky for him he’s been accepted to a program! Unlucky for him it’s not exactly going to help him…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is ALWAYS on the phone while at the gym, so his buddy emailed us to mess with him by installing a new gym rule that applies exclusively to him!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a new apartment and she LOVES it. But we’re about to remind her about a little, tiny, fine print she must have forgotten to read…
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Jose is posing as piano teacher and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive.
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Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.
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Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!
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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is adamant that he doesn’t want a house cleaner coming over to his apartment, but his roommate emailed us so we’re gonna make his worst nightmares come true!
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Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks a repairman is at her home fixing her dishwasher but she’s about to get a whole new handful of problems instead!
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Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as corporate HR and enacting a plan for mass layoffs that’s so bizarre it can only happen once every 8 years!
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One of our listeners asked us to prank his wife who runs the front desk at the motel they own! She hates awkward confrontation so we’re gonna make our personal issues her business in a brand new Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim always takes a personal jar of peanut butter with him whenever he travels and today Brooke's calling him on vacation to let him know his personal stash is causing a problem all over his hotel!
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The scam calls keep coming into our studio line so we’re gonna fight back! Coming up in your Phone Tap we’re fighting fire with fire with another edition of Scamming the Scammer!
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What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is at a pretty fancy restaurant for lunch and we got her sister to hide in the bathroom and text us her order so we could mess with her in a brand new Phone Tap!
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It’s a huge time of year for watching basketball at work, and today Brooke's calling as corporate HR to Phone Tap a guy whose a big college basketball fan, to tell him she knows what he’s doing and he’s in BIG trouble!
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman whose been having trouble sleeping and tell her that her doctor referred us as an alternative sleep therapy. But our techniques are a little exotic… you’ll hear what we mean!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim orders the same lunch from his favorite deli almost every day, but thanks to his Yankee hat last week, we’re banning him for life!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke's calling wedding guests to thank them for their gifts, but unless they pay up they’re getting BOOTED from the reception.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim hired someone to build a ton of marketing displays in grocery stores but we sent Jose on her job and he’s got some BIG problems with pretty much everything.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just dropped a BAD amount of money on a home remodel, and unfortunately, Jeff took the liberty of installing all ONE-WAY windows! Oops!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls an office worker to introduce a new policy at his job where he can confide anything he wants to her, even if it starts beef in his office!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re helping a listener set his single buddy up with a dating coach, but we might have chosen the least confident dating coach EVER!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently told his gym buddy he was quitting the gym for financial reasons, but maybe he’ll change his mind when Jose offers him a unique new pay system..
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a stressed bride to tell her that she's the new wedding planner personally appointed by her overbearing mother in law! Should go well…
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Brooke and Jeffrey are BOTH teaming up in today’s Phone Tap and that means no holds are barred in a dueling prank call!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants his chicken wing order to reach him unblemished but his buddy set him up and now we’re making his lunch into our Phone Tap!
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Normally, we’re the ones dialing someone up for a prank call. But when we got a scam call to the studio we hit the record button and let Jose cook for a brand new Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s networking over hiring a new personal assistant but we’re actually setting him up with one of our top of the line SUGAR BABIES!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a grandmother in a retirement home and we’re pranking him by letting him know about the OUTRAGEOUS things management has been doing since he last visited her...
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Event ticket fees are out of control, which is why today’s Phone Tap victim is not gonna be happy when Jose calls to tack on some extra costs even AFTER the concert already happened!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been taking advantage of a workplace incentive and his white lies are going to catch up with him financially in a brand new Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get WAY MORE than she bargained for!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has NO IDEA who Samuel L Jackson is, which is perfect for us, because someone who sounds just like him has a problem with the burger he was served and wants justice!
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In your Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating tomfoolery!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!
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In today's Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!
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We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home!
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Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right?
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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a small business out of her home, and Brooke's calling to tell her all the recycling she’s been doing to make sustainable products is actually ENDANGERING animals in the neighborhood!
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In today’s Phone Tap Jeff's calling a mother and telling her that her car is just not nice enough for her to keep dropping her kid off at school. Do you think she’d mind parking a few blocks away?
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Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a day spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he scheduled a surprise couples massage for Valentine’s Day but little does he know he actually signed up for a TOUCHLESS massage instead…
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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and Jose’s character HANS GLOOBER has just the romantic movie suggestion perfect for today’s Phone Tap victim!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and spoiling a surprise for her in the worst way. Her husband won Super Bowl tickets but he’s not planning on taking her!
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Jose’s retired black ops specialist character “CLOVER” has taken up a new position at J. Crew and his first mission is pranking the store manager while she’s on vacation!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met her landlord but after a late rent payment she’s about to get the rudest introduction possible!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to get customer service to replace her new dishwasher but by the end of this call she might need to replace a broken cell phone too!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim still has their Christmas lights up so Jeff's calling to start some CONTENTIOUS neighborhood drama because of it!
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What would you do if the MOM of your date called you before you two had even met? We’d guess you’d either run for the hills OR you’d be today’s Phone Tap victim!
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What’s the perfect gift to get someone after a nice first date? One of our listeners emailed us to give his date her very first PHONE TAP!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most enthusiastic parents on the sidelines of the local soccer field, but after some complaints, he’s about to have a new title amongst the other parents.
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Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test.
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Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy whose brother is applying for post grad schools and put him down as a reference. But some of the stories his brother told us about aren’t adding up…
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a guy who only wants to make a good first impression in his new neighborhood and she's letting him know he’s done the exact OPPOSITE!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently made a donation to her child’s elementary school but thanks to a little math error, she’s on the hook for 5 figures!!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently was referred to a new dentist, and before his first appointment we’re going to make him as uncomfortable as possible, thanks to Rolando!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim did a shabby job breaking down his boxes in his recycling and we’re not gonna let that fly for even a second!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently renewed his driver’s license but before it’s official we have one more tiny quiz for him to take to seal the deal!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has no trouble with the ladies, but today Jeff's calling as the brother of one of his flings to let him know he might have messed up ditching his sister!
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In your Phone Tap we’re sending one woman into a never-ending spiral of super-advanced artificial intelligence customer support chat robots. What could go wrong?
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who won a contest to be “Principal for a Day” at his school and Brooke's calling to let her know about the absolute CHAOS that’s unfolding thanks to his new policies…
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Changing your passwords frequently is smart and doesn’t harm anyone, right? WRONG! Your new Phone Tap is gonna show you why changing your password is the worst thing you can do!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been applying to EVERY reality show she can for over 15 years. So, Jeff's calling her to let her know she’s been selected for the next season of Golden Bachelor!
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Seeing your mom get back in the dating pool is always an uncomfortable feeling. And it gets even worse when you find out she’s dating an 80 year old named ALAN WINTERBOTTOM.
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In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL reason her son is do drained every day!
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.
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Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in a Phone Tap?
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is an elderly care worker about to start a new job, and Jeff's calling them to let them know about his grandpa’s unique condition called “Nocturnal Chowdownia…”
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Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.
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Jose's calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS the new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that no amount of experience could prepare him for...
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and Brooke's about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.
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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!
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We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, Jose is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job, so before her first day Brooke's calling from the company to let her know there WILL be TEARS…
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We've reached the #1 Phone Tap of the year! It features Brooke, Jeff, and Jose calling a guy who's retiring from his job to give him a very special thank you for all his work....Just one problem, he doesn't know he's retiring yet!
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In your #2 Phone Tap of the year, Jose puts "bro code" to the ultimate test... He calls the Best Man of a wedding to find out how far he's willing to go to protect another dude in the groom's wedding party!
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In your #3 Phone Tap of the year, Jeff calls a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund!
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There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!
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In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, using a stubborn AI robot that's not taking "No" for an answer.
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In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an antiques dealer who's been asked to appraise some old keepsakes, and the guy on the phone is about to learn some new things about his PeePaw, that he never wanted to hear.
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What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and your #7 Phone Tap of the year!
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In your #8 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke see's how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!
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We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2023 with Alan Winterbottom! What happens you put a 92 year-old in charge of picking up a woman’s groceries for her? You get the #10 Phone Tap of the year...
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We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…
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Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”
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In your Phone Tap, we call a veterinary office and we’re giving the front desk person the absolute strangest set of symptoms that he’ll likely ever hear in his entire life!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so Jeff's giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!
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Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified.
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In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!
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Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!
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In today's Phone Tap we’re calling a woman and telling her she needs to move her car because we’ve reclassified her entire driveway as a restricted parking area!
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Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just for her…
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The guy we're Phone Tapping today was given one job while planning his wedding: book the honeymoon. So now we’re calling him to screw up all of his pre-made plans.
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In your Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!
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Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she wants!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what Jeff has to say about it...
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In today's Phone Tap, a school administrator thinks they’ve hired a counselor to speak to their students about the dangers of drugs, but instead we’ve sent Jose who can’t get enough of ‘em!
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One of our listeners emailed us wanting to prank her neighbor because the snack choices at their kid’s play dates have been causing an issue.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her friend set her up with the PERFECT man for her, but the guy calling her up is our own “Steady Eddy” the least loveable loser of all!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim hired a petting zoo to make an appearance at his son’s birthday party, but Fred the Frog guy is sick and we’re sending a loose cannon named Brooke Fox, instead!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…
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Even though Halloween was earlier this week we have one more Halloween Phone Tap saved up and today Jeff's confronting a mother who could only spare ONE PIECE of candy per kid!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently rescheduled a grooming appointment and so Jeff's calling her back to hit her with every cancellation fee known to man!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this fall and unfortunately her officiant had a conflict so we’re sending our best beat boxer to oversee the ceremony instead!
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In your Phone Tap, we’re changing how Halloween is celebrated forever. Is it illegal? Sure. Is it in bad taste? Probably. But that’s why it’s a Prank Phone Call and you can hear it in the podcast!
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80 year-old Alan Winterbottom needs help finding a Halloween costume for a rave and he's hoping today’s Phone Tap victim can assist him!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a court date ON HALLOWEEN to fight a parking ticket and Brooke's calling to let him know the judge is a BIG fan of the holiday so he better get in the spirit!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her to raise the level of competition!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just moved into a neighborhood that goes ALL OUT for Halloween, and there’s no way she’s prepared for what tricks we’re treating her with this year.
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The guy who asked us to prank his wife said we could do anything we wanted, as long as we SHOCKED her in the first sentence...and Brooke succeeded!
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In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights as an employment counselor as our newest Phone Tap victim!
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In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling a woman who still hasn’t received her luggage that her airline lost TWO DAYS ago, and he's hoping a prank call will cheer her up!
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One of our listeners wanted us to prank their old coworker so today Jeff's calling a guy and saying he found some compromising things in his old desk and he better have answers for them!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's going to try to convince our victim to give him a pep talk about how to meet women...And then make him instantly regret it...
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In today’s Phone Tap were calling a soccer coach for a youth girls team and introducing him to the SNOOTY-est and most DIFFICULT parent in the entire district!
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Our Phone Tap victim today was adamant that he wasn’t going to come into work on Friday the 13th for superstitious reasons, but just his luck… Brooke's DEMANDING IT!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a hiring manager who has been trying to fill a spot for WEEKS! So we’re sending our least reliable candidate JOSE out hunting for some obscure job perk
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has twin daughters and Jeff's calling to uninvite them to a birthday party, because the play zone is at capacity, she’ll have to choose which one she loves more!
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In today's Phone Tap, Jose and Jeff prank calling a florist looking for one of the most extravagant and out of this world flower arrangements for Jose's EX-girlfriend…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a local museum and is anticipating his son’s elementary school class coming in for a tour, but Jeff's calling as his teacher and it’s safe to say he's a little distracted with a BIGGER project…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim knows he’s getting a new coworker moving from Germany, and Jose's calling to introduce himself, meet a new friend, and get him to spill where all the HOT LADIES are in the office…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is retiring soon, but he’s the last person to find out about it. If that’s no concerning enough, we’re letting him know by way of song!
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An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a brand new Phone Tap!
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In your Phone Tap, a high school needs a substitute music teacher and we’re sending them the most passionate person we’ve got… ROLANDO!
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In your Phone Tap Brooke's telling a guy that corporate is reducing the size of his paycheck each week, and it might just be what sends him over the edge!
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In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!
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Today Jeff actually got a woman to TALK to her smart TOILET in an effort to try and fix it. It’s one of our proudest accomplishments and you can hear the brand new Phone Tap in the podcast!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim forgot his anniversary last year, so his wife wanted to set him up and see if she can TRICK him into doing it again!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!
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In your Phone Tap, instead of performing the service promised, Jeff's gonna just tarp off a woman’s roof and call it good. Hope that’s okay!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is looking for parents to come in to talk to her class for career day, and we’ve got the perfect person lined up for her… a career CRIMINAL!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy with!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was recently given a new personal assistant by her boss, and we’re sending Brooke in for the job… but she might be a little TOO personal of an assistant.
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Today Jeff teamed up with the coworkers of our Phone Tap victim to make him think that someone did something to the catering at their big office party. And now it’s his job to make everything right!
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Today's Phone Tap victim loves COSTCO, but after she let her friend borrow her membership card, Brooke's gonna prosecute her in BULK!
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One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre crime
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In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and reassures a mom that she’s not wasting any time with her curriculum. Her students are going to learn all there is to know about ALIENS.
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In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, and not taking "No" for an answer.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got promoted to a new role and Jose took over her old job, and he has some alarming questions for her that aren’t going to go well!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a movie theater because she’s just discovered an INSANE deal and she wants everyone to know about it…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a workaholic and on her ONE yearly vacation day, one of her managers hired Jose to work the FroYo stand...Hear the disaster in the podcast!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was in the middle of a busy lunch rush and Jeff called with one of the most aggravating and strange sandwich orders of all time!
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In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is posing as a new hire brought on while the boss was on vacation, and for his first day he has one request: Can the boss act like his BFF for his first day of work?
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Brooke is posing as a sleep doctor in today’s brand new Phone Tap and she’s delivering some shocking results to our Phone Tap Victim!
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In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's gonna see how long he can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while he's clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!
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In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the Mall Law!
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This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking orders…
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We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime in the podcast!
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We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it.
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Jose's calling a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that he lost his precious dog Bruno!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!
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Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their seats from Economy to something even lower!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!
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In your new Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom!
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Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can!
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What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her...
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In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!”
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is days away from his first visit to a PROCTOLOGIST. No better time than for us to call him for a Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!
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A listener asked us to prank her brother after he sent their Grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer...But he’s about to learn some NEW THINGS about his PeePaw he never wanted to hear.
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You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and Jeff thinks that’s worth a permanent banishment!
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Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.
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Jeff calls a guy who is selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!
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Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!”
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Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!
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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff tells a guy that a larger-than-life caterpillar infestation is coming right for his area and he'll need to make some drastic arrangements right away!
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In your Phone Tap we’re springing a audition on a local community theater actor, and our idea for Snow White is a little more “street smart” than she ever could have imagined…
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We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!
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In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with binoculars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to Library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!
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We’re calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…
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Young Jeffrey is taking a gentler and sillier approach to today’s Phone Tap when he calls a woman about her son’s reading progress in school.
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Today we’re introducing a new fad diet courtesy of a MAJOR A-List celebrity… the catch is you can only eat 15 seconds at a time…
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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a soon-to-be new dad and asking him if he’s alright if we gamble on the birth of his new baby. We’ve got some money to win!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!
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In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!
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“Rolando” is back for a Phone Tap and he’s working customer service at a car dealership! But for once, his flirtatiousness isn’t what’s getting him in trouble today…
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…
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Jeffrey calls a youth football coach after parents complained the sport was too dangerous and aggressive... He has some new rules that are safe and kid-friendly that he's sure the coach will love!
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Today's Phone Tap Victim is about to find out her NEW beauty products have the WORST side effects of all time...Hopefully she hasn't used them yet.....
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In your Phone Tap Jose's calling a woman whose fiancé’s bachelor party is this weekend and trying to scare her via the mundane ways he’s gonna be chilling with his boys.
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We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's catching a guy in a white lie over why he skipped his high school reunion, and she's going to EXPOSE him for it.
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Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch: It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.
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In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…
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Many online retailers have fraud protection against thieves. But what about fraud protection against bad cooks? Brooke's investigating today’s Phone Tap victim for crimes against cooking!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in his two weeks notice at a pizza place but before he can leave we want to see if he’ll deliver to the most bizarre person on earth with no questions asked.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is desperate to hire anyone for an open position at her company. With that in mind Jose's going to make sure she has the strangest phone interview ever!
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In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to see if Brooke can convince a paralegal to take on the dumbest lawsuit we could think of!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is transferring to a new branch at work, and Brooke's letting him know he better learn his modern slang because his new office is thick with ZOOMERS.
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did…
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TV News reporter ED DANIELS is back for a brand new Phone Tap and he’s ready to go LIVE with surprising allegations at a moment’s notice! Hear his new investigative SCANDAL in the podcast!
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If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?
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Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a teacher who just started dating another faculty member and the only one who knows is her sister… until she shared that information with us!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.
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Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in an all new Phone Tap?
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!
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What 60th birthday present do you get for the best mom ever? How about an original dubstep song from the worst DJ on planet earth.
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In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!
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Jose is posing an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!
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We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but Jose got a little thrown off when she got TURNED ON instead..
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Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and Jeff's gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security caught him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR gets to him, Brooke's gonna call first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund!
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Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.
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What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap!
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Someone found a lost cat and Jeffrey is ready to claim ownership as long as the woman can get rid of the awful curse possessing it!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and we’re about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone tap from Timid Benjamin…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, JOSE is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time… Any guesses?
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In your Phone Tap, Jose is helping a virtual worker meet her company’s fitness initiative by becoming the world’s first COUCH COACH.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job so before she starts Brooke's calling from the company and letting her know… there WILL be TEARS…
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In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that he could still never be prepared for...
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We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven…
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We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead!
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Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!
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Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so we’re giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just for her…
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Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business but before they do we’re offering today’s Phone Tap victim the DEAL of a LIFETIME, as long as they can stay on the phone with Jose!
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A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim manages a botanical garden, and Jeff's a new hire who's snuck in on off hours to get some extra work in. But she’ll quickly learn he's put his green thumb exactly where it should never go!
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What happens when your grocery delivery is late, but your shopper is a 92 year old man? Can you still get mad? We’ll find out in your brand new Phone Tap!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising and embarrassing things to her dentist!
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You’ve heard of “paying it forward” but in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a dry cleaning customer and letting her know she’s the lucky person who gets to pay it backward!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is in her first week of a new job as a pharmacy tech and Jeff has a new phobia she’s never heard of that needs treatment STAT!
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We’re calling the concierge of a hotel who said she would help us with ANYTHING we needed during our stay… and we’re going to put that offer to the test…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and he's finally getting a response from them, because we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!
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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!
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We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!
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Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank!
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In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.
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Wedding Season is just around the corner and for today’s Phone Tap we’re seeing if an officiant is up for overseeing BOTH of Jose’s weddings this summer… That’s right, BOTH!
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There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!
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Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that she has to give up her 3rd row Kevin Hart tickets because her husband just isn’t handsome enough for Netflix!
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In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.
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Customer service calls are soooo dull these days. It’s time we add some sensuality to the tech support industry and we’re doing it in a brand new Phone Tap!
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Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!
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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?
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Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a restaurant employee in charge while his boss is out and he wants to make the most uncomfortable, and cringe-inducing announcement with their help!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pet store and while some weird customers have been coming in recently, she’s getting the weirdest one yet when Jose calls with some in-depth questions about her toads…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s been assigned to work on a school fundraiser with another parent, and he’s going to meet our own Brooke Fox who has some exciting ways make money involving their kids!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his place with Home Alone-style booby traps instead!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a finalist for appearing on Love Island but before that, Jeff's got him a spot on DAD BOD ISLAND.
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Today Jeff's calling a restaurant employee running the store while his manager is out for the day and he has a customer complaint that we GUARANTEE he’s never ever heard before.
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It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today Brooke's Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales through the roof!
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Jose's starting a new business eating all the cake leftover from office birthday parties. It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her property manager about a neighbor’s barking dog, so today Jeff's confronting her as the OWNER of the dog, and he's NOT HAPPY…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim was a little “over-served” at a wedding recently and doesn’t remember her entire night… but lucky for her “Steady Eddie” was there and he’s ready to remind her of their blossoming romance!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is selling his home and while he has a realtor in mind already, Jeff's gonna see if he can bully the guy off the listing with some ol’ fashioned TOUGH TALK.
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The woman we’re Phone Tapping has been fed up with new corporate policies for a while now and today Brooke's calling to install even more ridiculous rules and regulations about TURTLENECKS of all things…
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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's setting the Passive-Aggressive meter at 15!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim is normally very level-headed so Jeff's gonna push him to the limit when he tells him he DETAINED his grandmother!
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Today’s Phone Tap victim mistakenly clicked a box when buying a vacation package and now our intrusive “Live Weather Updates” are going to dominate her entire holiday getaway.
One woman ordered a new iPad and Brooke's calling from customer service with some of the most intrusive and bizarre security questions she’s ever heard…
What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and a brand new Phone Tap!
We’re calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what Jeff has to say about it...
Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!”
Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.
In today’s Phone Tap Jeff pretends to be a landlord who's offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete his scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna like what that entails though…
Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!"
We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance.
We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!
Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she wants!
Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.
It's finally here...The countdown for the Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas has reached #1... This is THE BEST Phone Tap of the year....and it all starts in a sandwich shop, where an employee is about to find himself in a very bizarre situation...
We've reached #2 on our countdown... And this spot was well deserved... It's Jose posing as a heavy metal rock station DJ, the one and only... Loco Larry!
80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer!
We need a last minute babysitter so we’re seeing if today’s Phone Tap victim is willing to commute out to Valhalla to help us!
Jeff's catching a cheater in today’s Phone Tap and using his favorite game show in order to lure him into a false sense of security.
We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us!
Jose’s turning into an investigative reporter and looking into some unsavory accusations happening at a local fitness center…
We call an art museum worker whose boss is out of town, to confirm some details for the huge motocross stunt we’ve planned in the sculpture garden that she has no idea about!
What if before you could purchase anything you had to verify that you weren’t a robot, but over the phone? Today’s Phone Tap victim is the newest test subject of our brand new Human Verification System...
We're kicking off the countdown of the Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022 with Brooke and Jose teaming up to give someone the worst customer service experience of their life!
In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy to tell him his house is a historical landmark and he can’t ever renovate it because a famous person once used his toilet!
If you ever think to make a noise complaint about your neighbors, just make sure the officer responding is NOTHING like Jose… because it might go the same way as your brand new Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is booked for a small-time TV commercial and we’re calling to convince her that she might want to reconsider taking the job once she hears what the product is…
What’s more annoying than an unhelpful customer service agent? TWO UNHELPFUL CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENTS.
Timid Benjamin is back for a Halloween Phone Tap! We call the owner of a Haunted House and see how irritated Benjamin can make him on his busiest day of the year!
In your Halloween Phone Tap, we’re cancelling a guy’s reservation at a Haunted House but we’re offering him complimentary to our Haunted RV PARK instead! That’s just as fun, right?
In your new Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently moved into a gated community and tell her all about how we do Halloween a little more luxuriously than other neighborhoods…
In your Phone Tap, we’re bringing a new type of entertainment to Halloween parties this year and it’s all courtesy of German Psychic “Hans Pants”
Special Halloween Phone Tap! Today’s victim got some surprising news that he didn’t expect about his wife and we couldn’t tell if he was more confused, angry, or TURNED ON!
In your new Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an elementary school teacher and tells a parent that she made an “OOPSIE…” but what does “oopsie” mean to you?
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who ordered a cameo video from the actor who played Malfoy in Harry Potter, and while he’s unavailable… Jose should be a suitable replacement!
In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....
In your new Phone Tap, Jose's pretending to be a substitute teacher and calling a dad to say his son has been acting up in class and he's not tolerating tomfoolery!
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to pay a bill over the phone but our new Smart AI robot has a few zingers it wants to try out on him first!
We’re calling the wife of a man gone on a business trip to alert her of some possibly fraudulent and definitely weird charges on his credit card
In your new Phone Tap, Alexis is calling a college-level teacher’s assistant and seeing if she can blackmail him into giving her answers to the quiz coming up!
In your new Phone Tap, we call a homeowner and tell her we used to live there and we’re great friends with the ghost that haunts her property!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and Brooke's calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!
In your new Phone Tap we call someone planning a big surprise party and let them know we’ve screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!
In today's new Phone Tap, we’re sending “Cowboy Dan the Balloon Man” as the last-second replacement entertainer to a child’s birthday party!
Today’s Phone Tap victim just won a “Butler for a Day” in a charity auction but what he didn’t know is he actually purchased the intimate services of “ROLANDO”
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been flooded with spam calls recently and we’re gonna add to it all while trying to convince him that HE called US!
In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog sitter and seeing how far we can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!
Brooke calls a couple renting a place on Airbnb to tell them that everything is set up for their visit, except they’ll have to share the space with her stepson…
In your new Phone Tap, we call a guy scheduled to try skydiving for the first time and introduce him to his instructor, 80 year old Alan Winterbottom!
Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and we’re going to tack on a couple extra responsibilities that he had no prior knowledge of just to see if he’ll quit on the spot!
Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.
This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking orders…
Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation in Mexico and we’re about to upgrade him from a regular suite to our special all-outdoor, no toilet rooms we call “The Nature Suite.”
Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and Jeff's calling to give him a VERY important role in the surprise.... and his duty involves just ONE WORD.
We’re calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS our new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.
Today’s Phone Tap victim needs to sign a new apartment lease immediately, and so we’re gonna get in the middle of it and make sure he never gets close to what he needs!
In your new Phone Tap Brooke's trying to help a guy get control of his life with the Organization Station, who believes the key to a tidy life is… Rhyming??
In your Phone Tap we call a woman and accuse her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and today we’re calling from the city we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!
We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!
Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is back and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank.
In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.
In your new Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is playing Fantasy Football for the first time and joined a league with complete strangers. We’re calling him as the “commissioner” and letting him know we do things a little differently in this league.
In your all new Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!
80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a new Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer!
In your new Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy due to get married soon and breaks the bad news that TOM CRUISE has double booked the wedding venue and now the whole thing is off!
Jose is calling a guy who doesn’t know that he’s got a surprise party coming up and we’re just gonna straight up spoil it!
As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”
It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email!
Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious situation…
The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT.
We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling to scold him for gaming so much on company time!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is convinced we were trying to scam him, but it’s all a misunderstanding with names. You’ll meet “Sam Likely” in the podcast!
In your Phone Tap, Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked at his job and now there’s wild rodents all over the place.
Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap Jeff's convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…
Brooke and Jose are teaming up to make one bank customer's day as miserable as they possibly can!
Rolando is back for a new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman who entered a pie in a state fair and her pie might be the SECOND most delicious delicacy we’ve ever tasted.
In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!
We call a bakery and tell them they accidentally dropped off an ADULT cake at a child’s birthday party and now there needs to be payback!
A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a brand new Phone Tap!
We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents.
We know today’s Phone Tap victim is going to leave her building when her lease runs out, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying to get her to stay with some brand new, and slightly disappointing amenities…
Today’s Phone Tap victim hasn’t completed his corporately mandated “Phishing Scam” activities so we’re calling from HR to make sure he’s not vulnerable to any scams or pranks!
Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.
In your Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!
In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!
We called a woman planning a girls trip to Cabo and we’re upsold her on every adventure, getaway and activity she could possibly imagine!
Before today’s Phone Tap victim can see a new dentist, we’re calling with a few simple questions for her that’ll have her questioning our entire dental practice.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about a lot of “bedroom noises” coming from their upstairs neighbor so we’re staking out the scene and documenting it all in gruesome detail!
In your new Phone Tap, a guy asked us to prank his girlfriend after he went to the ballpark to have a few brews. Now he’s in the slammer and she’s an accomplice to his streaking endeavor!
In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops to be a star in the villa!
Everyone loves free stuff! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap Brooke is calling to declare our phone tap victim is the “Pizza Customer of the Year” and can get all sorts of free swag as long as he does us a little favor…
Jose is calling a popular sandwich place and going after them BIG-RICK style in your Phone Tap!
In today's Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.
Brooke’s Phone Tap character “Marla” is unlike anything we’ve ever heard or seen before. She’s got no time to fool around, and she's calling with bad news!
Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, and today we’re calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear!
The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it!
A guy named Rex decided to set up his body for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it back!
Alexis is back for a brand new Phone Tap! We’re calling a woman and convincing her that her fiancé is a exclusive member of a restaurant called “Cheek’s Chicken & Thighs” and for some reasons she’s NOT pleased hearing that…
In today's new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner!
In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a movie theater manager first thing in the morning and telling him Jose fell asleep during a movie and has been locked inside ALL NIGHT!
In your new Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a take and bake pizza joint and accuses them of POISONING him by selling him a raw pie!
Today, we call a guy who recently installed solar panels on his house...A neighbor noticed a few dead birds in his backyard... and suggested MAYBE there’s a connection… So former FBI agent Brooke Fox is taking charge!
Today's Phone Tap victim is a little league softball coach... and Jeff's about tell her about the STRICT NEW RULES going into place…That she better get on board with no matter how ridiculous they seem.
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as a medical expert, and she calls a guy to tell him the SHOCKING RESULTS of his recent clinic visit… And it doesn't matter what he says... because her diagnosis is ALWAYS right...
We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options!
We got an email from a middle schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.
Today's Phone Tap victim is about to propose to his girlfriend and booked a last minute photographer...He's worried he got ripped off...That's why Digital Jake is posing as a pretentious Hollywood photog who not only has BETTER ideas for his proposal... But is using a voice changer to sound really intimidating!
In your Phone Tap, Alexis calls a woman to tell her that she found her boyfriend’s cell phone at a gentlemen’s club and now she not only wants to return it, but also get to know him a little better, too.
In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey gets to pretend to be one of the most annoying people on earth: a solicitor for donations from your alma mater.
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose poses as the new hire to a local bookstore. He’s a little more interested in performing than actually working at a the bookstore, but that’s what happens when you hire “Mr. International”
Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. Today we’re calling a guy fresh off a podiatrist appointment and relentlessly hounding him until he gives us 5-stars!
In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.
They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.
Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news!
In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to use every ringtone on earth to try and mess with a woman who just wants to connect with a dating app match for the first time.
In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. Not only that, but his car CLEARLY says a lot about what he’s got going on in the equipment department.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.
Instead of hearing out a customer about their unsatisfactory dining experience, Brooke is instead going to give him something better… Perspective… Namaste.
Today, Brooke is running the customer service desk after a long night... And she just can’t stay awake long enough to help our Phone Tap victim with his issue...
Today's Phone Tap victim suspects his food delivery driver ate some of his meal... so he complained to the delivery app... And we're calling to CONFIRM all his suspicions!
Rolando is back for a brand new Phone Tap! Today we’re calling a mattress customer and telling him his purchase has been certified by a “Rolando Guarantee!”
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling an employee to tell them that everything in the office is going to start costing money.... And we mean EVERYTHING...
Today's Phone Tap victim is about to get the opportunity of a lifetime… To assist a celebrity Chef for an upcoming TV show…Both that we completely made up... But first, we're going to put him to the test and see if he can handle the pressure!
We're calling a woman who just moved to a new area...And Brooke is posing as her real estate agent, and she has a very unique sales style... Find out what it is in the Phone Tap!
Today's Phone Tap victim has been trouble with her internet, and while we could probably fix it in 10 seconds… We're going to transfer her to our automated system...That may or may not be working correctly at the moment....
Clover is back and taking his military training to a new location...The grocery store... No shoplifting happens under his watch!
Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she sent her daughter off to college with a credit card with a $500 limit, but we’re calling her from the bank to tell her the insane charges that have been racked up!
We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us!
We’re calling a guy with a new car and tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!
We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!
Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.
Before today’s Phone Tap victim starts at his new job, we’re calling him to let him know that the office has some team-bonding activities that are much more… affectionate than he’s used to.
We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it and we’ll see how far he gets!
Brooke calls a gym with a state of the art new technology idea: Virtual Reality Fitness. There’s never been a cooler way to NOT work out!
Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and we think that’s worth a permanent banishment!
In today's Phone Tap we’re trying to make arrangements for a funeral service/rave for a rambunctious 90 year old. Should be easy, right?
Jose is trying to deliver a package and it comes complete with a headache for our Phone Tap victim!
We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!
Jeffrey is calling a supplement store and looking to find something that’ll give him that “Big Big Energy” if you know what we mean…
Jose’s turning into an investigative reporter and looking into some unsavory accusations happening at a local fitness center...
You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is suspicious of her boyfriend and so we’re going to play with her worst fear: he was cheating on her at a motel under the fake name “Tony Da Tigre.”
We’re calling a teaching in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and we’re making our case for our candidate – “K-Job!”
In today’s Phone Tap we pretend to be a landlord and we’re offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete our scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna like what that entails though…
Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!"
We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance.
We’ve been excited to share this Phone Tap with you ever since it happened... introducing Jose’s most unique character yet “Loco Larry”
We’re calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property we’re entitled to renting it out whenever we want!!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what we have to say about it...
Brooke is posing as a high school vice principal and is calling a mother to accuse her son of plotting some of the NICEST pranks we’ve ever seen!
We call a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.
We call a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that we lost his precious dog Bruno!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband…
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end you up with some medieval style punishment!
In your Phone Tap, we’re gonna see how long we can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while we’re clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!
In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief!
In today's Phone Tap, Jose is tackling the insurance game. He’s never sold insurance and he’s not exactly sure what insurance is but that doesn’t matter! He’s a natural!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is the lucky random person who got selected for his apartment to get a 5G upgrade! But once Brooke tells him what that really means… he might want to move out instead.
Today's Phone Tap victim just wanted some repairs done on his Tesla, but unfortunately his car is TOO smart and TOO high tech... and we had to do, what we had to do… in order to save lives.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is doing some smart investing. A little too smart. In fact, since he’s putting so much away in his 401K we’re gonna do the helpful thing and give some of that money away to his coworkers. It’s only fair!
Smooth talking“Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap today! He’s calling to schedule a photoshoot, and he has some very… specific… instructions for the photographer.
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved and accidentally ordered a bunch of stuff to her old address. Lucky for her, Jose just moved into her old place and has her stuff, it’s just slightly used now.
We got a request to Phone Tap one of our listener’s single friends so we wrangled that Latin lover “Rolando” to show her the ways of love!
In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who works at a vending machine company and Jose is going to confess his love for the energy drinks they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a teacher who is about to go on maternity leave. We’re posing as her substitute, but teaching isn’t our strong suit… Hypnosis is. And kids love hypnotists, right?
In today's brand new Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a house and unbeknownst to her: it’s a historical landmark! That’s right, a celebrity used to live there so she better get ready to host some tours!
Today's Phone Tap victim is a miser with his money... He HATES spending it. Which might be a problem when Jose, his garage repairman, turns a minor issue with his garage door into a thousand dollar fix.
It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.
Today, Jose poses as a nervous groom with a serious case of cold feet... And he's calling the wedding officiant to see if he can sneak in a few things to help sabotage the wedding.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to get her laptop back from IT, but we lent it to Jose instead and he has entirely compromised the search history.
Brooke is posing as a wedding planner in today’s Phone Tap and she has some high standards that our maid of honor/phone tap victim might disagree with.
Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up for some pre-marriage counseling, and we sent our best mimic – er, THERAPIST… Brooke Fox to his rescue!
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently started a new job but before she starts Jose is calling to ask her a big question, “Will you be my Work Wife?”
Jeff's Phone Tap character "Timid Benjamin" is back... And today, he's attempting to book a surprise birthday party... For himself!
If your Tinder Date’s Mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in a brand new Phone Tap!
We called a party rental place to see if they’ll loan us a bounce house for an 95-year old’s birthday party!
Today's Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get engaged for months and so Jose is going to call and spoil the surprise while trying to maintain his head in the process.
We’re going to see if Brooke can convince a paralegal to take on the dumbest lawsuit we could think of.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is being BANNED from Uber, but we have an alternative service for him to use instead: Uber Piggyback!
In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.
In today's Phone Tap, Jose poses as an IT specialist who is completely fed up with his job. He's just waiting for someone to tell him to quit... And once he gets the green light, everything spirals out of control.
We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but she got TURNED ON and surprised all of us instead...
Today's Phone Tap victim is about to find out that he screwed up the ONE thing his wife put him in charge of for their wedding...Booking a honeymoon... That's happening this weekend...
Today's Phone Tap victim agreed to a babysitting job this weekend, and we're introducing her to the kid she'll be watching... Doogan... And let's just say, she'll want to cancel on the family by the end of this call...
Tax season can be complicated so that’s why we’ve sent Alexis to help a guy file his taxes professionally for the first time ever. What could go wrong?
Plenty of times we get requests from people who want to Phone Tap their co-workers and today one guy is getting initiated into his new job with his very own personal nickname courtesy of Young Jeffrey!
Everyone better be on high-alert for today’s Phone Tap because there’s a rogue celeb on the loose and Jeffrey’s Security Team has him in their sights.
Jose calls a guy who works at a Nutritional Supplement store to question him about some weird side effects that are happening in strange places on his body…
Young Jeffrey is taking a gentler and sillier approach to today’s Phone Tap when he calls a woman about her son’s reading progress in school.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has only been dating his girlfriend for 3 weeks but we’re gonna call him and let him know she’s already started planning their wedding with his money!
We’re calling a woman who's at work and tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.
We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!
Today's Phone Tap victim is about to get a call from HR...He's been abusing his toilet privileges… And we have an interesting, yet strange solution to stop him from using the bathroom on company time!
Today’s Phone Tap victim dropped their car off for some extensive deep cleaning and we’re calling today to let them know we took the whole thing apart but we can’t put it back together again!
Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new upstairs neighbor, so we’re going to call him and introduce ourselves! And we’ve got a whole new set of issues for him to get annoyed at.
Today’s Phone Tap victim hired an all-natural pool cleaner, but “all-natural” wasn’t describing the cleaning supplies, it’s all about what the pool cleaner’s wearing.
Today's Phone Tap victim uses Uber ALL the time and always complains to his girlfriend how much the drivers talk... So we're going to use that against him...And suspend him for being anti-social!
Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one....
Jose's character Clover has taken a part time job doing deliveries for the postal service...And he's going to make sure porch pirates don't EVER strike again!
Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.
We’re calling a mother who's nervous about her daughter's new daycare, and she's about to find out her concerns are 100% vaild! Brooke is running this daycare and is using her "Full House Method" for teaching!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, Jeff called her with all the tantalizing details!
Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his scheduled dental cleaning and they’re looking to turn his anxiety up!
Today's Phone Tap victim just got rid of a raccoon infestation in his home... But the city found out he evicted those lil' guys and it's time he feels the WRATH of Parks and Rec Supervisor, Brooke!
In today's Phone Tap, we’re offering a brand new upgrade to a popular streaming service. It’s complimentary, comprehensive and a cacophony. Introducing: Disney Plus Plus!
In today's new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore!
As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!
In today's Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”
What happens when you get a real life stoner... playing a pretend stoner in a prank phone call? That's what happens today, when Jose poses as an animal control officer who got a little sidetracked in the middle of his job...And now there's a big problem...
Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price.
It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email!
In your Phone Tap, we find ourselves trapped in a good ol’ neighbor feud that has escalated into Phone Tap territory!
The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT.
Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that…
We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is also a victim of revenge. One of our listeners stole a picture off their coworker’s desk and then set them up for a Phone Tap all in the same day.
Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a Day Spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.
You shouldn’t do any Valentine’s Day purchases without the help of a true man of romance: Jose’s character ROLANDO! He’s offering his services in today's Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling him to scold him for gaming so much on company time!
In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a guy who recently bought a new home but he skimped on one important thing: Ghost Inspection. And this place is crawling with them!
Working from home has been awesome for some people, but others… not so much. Today’s Phone Tap victim has Brooke as her customer service rep and she’s got her hands full while working remote…
You’ve heard of subscription streaming services, but what about ‘subscription cleaning services?’ Today’s Phone Tap victim needs a suit laundered quick, but we have some money to collect first…
The hardest part about Phone Taps is getting people to answer the phone, because everyone assumes it's a scam call...So instead of constantly fighting that battle, we’re going to run towards it…
Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a big fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience!
In your brand new Phone Tap, we call the mother of a young child attending daycare and we tell her about a few new parenting techniques we learned from an animal shelter. Should go fine, right?
In your Phone Tap, Jeffrey has started a new service to help teach young people all the things their parents never taught them. It’s called “Millennial Assist” and it’s changing the game!
Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap we’re convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…
Jewelry stores have top notch security, but has anyone just asked nicely to rob the store? Jose's going to try that tactic in today's Phone Tap!
In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum!
Brooke and Jose are teaming up to make one bank customer's day as miserable as they possibly can!
In today's Phone Tap, we got Jose to pretend to be a new hire of an accounting firm who accidentally deleted an entire company’s database. Safe to say they were not happy!
If you think you can wander around COSTCO eating all the “free” samples you want and we’re not gonna track you down and scold you, you’re WRONG!
Today’s Phone Tap victim hasn’t completed his corporately mandated “Phishing Scam” activities so we’re calling from HR to make sure he’s not vulnerable to any scams or pranks!
We know today’s Phone Tap victim is going to leave her building when her lease runs out, but that’s not gonna stop us from trying to get her to stay with some brand new, and slightly disappointing amenities…
Instead of a refund, we’re giving today’s Phone Tap victim all they could want in “Sandwich Coin!” That’s just as good as money right?
We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.
If you had one shot, one opportunity, to call your boss while she’s on vacation and ask for a raise… would you take it? Or let it slip? We'll see what today's Phone Tap victim does when put in that situation!
In your brand new Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!
Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.
Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your brand new Phone Tap!
In honor of his 5-year work anniversary, one guy's coworkers set him up to be pranked by our very own Brooke Fox!
What if a complete stranger called you up to hold you accountable for your New Year’s Resolutions? That's what Brooke does in today's Phone tap...A man who hasn't used his new gym membership is in for a rude awakening...
We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!
Everyone loves free stuff! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap Brooke is calling to declare our phone tap victim is the “Pizza Customer of the Year” and can get all sorts of free swag as long as he does us a little favor…
What's a bigger nightmare than being caught with illegal substances? Finding out Jose has been assigned as your Public Defender...Today's Phone Tap victim is in for a rough trial!
We call an art museum worker whose boss is out of town, to confirm some details for the huge motocross stunt we’ve planned in the sculpture garden that she has no idea about!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security caught him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.
Jose is calling a popular sandwich place and going after them BIG-RICK style in a brand new Phone Tap!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has one week left working at a restaurant so, as a going away present, his coworkers set him up to be Phone Tapped by Jeffrey!
Brooke's introducing a new Phone Tap character today! Meet Marla...The chain smoking auto-mechanic that you can barely understand!
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up to be an organ donor. So we’re calling to get some intimate medical details from him… keyword: Intimate.
In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling the post office because he got drunk last night and mailed a letter that he shouldn’t have, and now he’ll do anything to get it back!
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and collect on a decades-old debt.
Today, we got a request to Phone Tap someone gullible...Which is why Brooke calls to tell her about a new VOICE ACTIVATED traffic light by her house...This Phone Tap took DAYS to pull off... But it worked.
Alexis is Phone Tapping a woman who just wanted a simple bouquet of flowers for her friend. Flower names can be hard to pronounce though… so we’re going to try to sell her some flowers that are just plain easier to say.
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman whose apartment is about to undergo major reconstruction... That's why we have Jose pose as a leasing manager to tell her the damage is much worse than they originally imagined…But he has a totally practical solution for her!
Jeffrey is posing as the most horrendous and least helpful bank customer service rep in history, all while working from home!
A local bar owner asked us to prank one of his employees on his big work anniversary... And to set it up, he planted something inside the pub’s lost & found box...Now our job is to help his employee find it in today's Phone Tap!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff poses as an old senior and calls the owner of a storage unit...He's lost IN the facility and needs help finding his way out... Except he's going to completely ignore every direction she gives him!
In today's Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for one Pest Control Specialist!
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as a representative for a tickets & events company, and she just wants to verify with a young man that he IS a human and NOT a bot... We'll see if he passes her test!
Some people say the best way to get over a breakup, is to get Phone Tapped. Okay, they may not actually say that but, it’s true... and it’s what we tried to make happen for today’s Phone Tap victim!
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as a customer service agent...She was up late last night and is having a hard time paying attention, but she's going to do her very best at helping this man solve his problems... Even if that means she has to get drunk....
Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up for what he thought was a cushy shift on the neighborhood watch, but with Clover living in your neighborhood, it’s all hands on deck, even at 2 am.
Today's Phone Tap request came from a woman who caught her boyfriend cheating...And we're helping her get revenge by pranking him on his biggest life dream, being a contestant on jeopardy...It's about to be his luckiest....or unluckiest...day ever!
Jose and Jeff are teaming up in today's Phone Tap to sabotage a guy who is trying to buy chair off of Craigslist, by driving up the price as high as they can!
In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke is calling a woman who recently got engaged and is pretending to be the ex-wife of her future husband. And she has some sage advice: Beware! This guy sucks.
Jeffrey calls a youth football coach after parents complained the sport was too dangerous and aggressive... He has some new rules that are SAFE and kid-friendly that he's sure the coach will love!
In today's Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who booked a company to install Christmas lights around his house. Long story short, things did NOT go well and he’s looking at THOUSANDS of dollars in damages.
In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a woman in charge of her parent’s anniversary party to tell her the bill might be a LOT more expensive than she anticipated, but she’s gonna LOVE hearing why!
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke is going against her better judgment and she’s going toe-to-toe with a bride just a few weeks before her big day....We learned you NEVER come between a bride and their dress.
Alexis is back for another Phone Tap! Her target today is a guy who thinks she’s his tinder match, but before they go out he needs to spill all the secrets about anyone he’s ever hooked up with.
Today we’re Phone Tapping a man suspected of stealing a Lunchable from the office fridge and we’re ready to bring some justice... A simple case of office lunch-theft made its way to Human Resources and then to us!
In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who ate at a restaurant last night, and there’s a good chance his food accidentally contained someone else’s ENGAGEMENT RING!
Jeff is making one librarian's day a lot more exciting... He's calling to inquire about their movie rentals, specifically the romantic and sensual options. Did we mention he used a voice changer to sound even creepier?
In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a salon and leaves the most AGGRESSIVE and POSITIVE review they've EVER heard.
In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a warehouse worker whose company was just acquired. He’s worried about the new changes and his coworkers reached out to us and mess with him via our new automated system called SOAP!
In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff is calling a guy who is preparing to be the best man at his buddy’s wedding, and lucky for him he’s gonna have some help because Jeff is installing himself as CO-BEST MAN!
Today we’re phone tapping a woman just days before her wedding and introducing ourselves as her brand new replacement Wedding Coordinator! And we have some ideas that she’s gonna hate…
Jose is calling the owner of a diner that is away on vacation for the first time in 8 years.... When he left, Jose got hired... And things are going HORRIBLY WRONG!
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had an accident with a tree while skiing… His friends know he’s embarrassed about it so they set him up with a Phone Tap where we’re sticking him with the bill to fix the tree!
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wanted her groceries delivered, but with Jose on the job, she’ll probably be better off destroying them rather than eating them.
Jeffrey calls a restaurant to make a reservation for a "popular" celebrity... The hostess doesn't recognize the name, but he won't stop until she's convinced he's the biggest star in the SNAPPING industry!
The top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas countdown has finally reached number 1! This is THE BEST Phone Tap of the year... When Brooke, Jeff and Jose are all in on a very special surprise for one woman's birthday!
Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead!
Jeffrey lost something very important to him in today’s Phone Tap. It’s not a family pet, it’s much more important than that... It's his best friend... Sucky,” the lost Roomba!
Today, we're calling a guy who gets jealous over how much attention his girlfriend gets at the gym. So we’ve sent our manliest man out for this job: Jeffrey...It's about to be a full on BRO WAR.
In your #4 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke calls a hotel front desk employee about her upcoming stay. Her anniversary night is coming up, and she has some special requests...She could barely get through this call without cracking up!
We're halfway through our Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas countdown! Today, Jeff poses as an elderly gentleman calling from Apple Support...It's not the best career choice for a 98-year-old that doesn't understand technology, but he's going to try his best!
Jose's Phone Tap character Clover, the former black ops soldier, is here for the #6 Phone Tap of the year! He's calling a murder mystery company to see just how INTENSE they can make his experience!
Today, Brooke poses as a nosy mom...And she's calling her son's new love interest, because she read their text messages and has some questions about what they mean! It's cringey....And your #7 Phone Tap of the year!
Jose was recommended for a job opening and is calling for his over the phone interview... But it's kind of hard to stay focused and answer questions when the FBI is at your door... It's your #8 Phone Tap of the year!
It's time for your #9 Phone Tap of the year...When Jeff calls the front desk of a big hotel to let them know one of the world’s most notorious celebs is on his way into town!
Today, we start counting down the Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas! In this one, Brooke calls a community college to try and get some special treatment for her son...Jose... Who is failing ALL of his classes...
We’re just a couple days away from counting down the top Phone Taps of the year… But today, we have an HONORABLE MENTION… When Brooke poses as a pharmacy worker and calls a guy who just wants his prescription... But she has some other products in mind...
We're just a couple days away from counting down the top Phone Taps of the year... But today, we have an HONORABLE MENTION... It's when Jose and Jeff prank the manager of a pizza shop with the most uncomfortable pizza order of all time!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey call a guy who recently dropped his laptop off at a repair shop and while he just wants his computer cleaned of viruses, the attendant behind the counter might be a little under the influence...
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose calls a clinic for immediate medical help for a little known affliction called… Dope Tikulitis… It’s incurable and entirely hilarious.
In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman whose biggest dream is to be a popular influencer on Instagram. He set up a fake branding company to dupe her and she’s SOO ready to become famous!
Today's Phone Tap victim just had his bachelor party and things got pretty CRAZY... But his memory is a little fuzzy... Can we convince him he forgot about a CRIME that happened?
Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining for weeks about one of the neighbor kids flying a drone by her house. So we’re gonna tell her all about the footage that drone’s been taking of her property!
In today’s Phone Tap, Jose calls a woman who was expecting a famous motivational speaker but unluckily for her, she got Jose and he has some unorthodox tactics to motivate her employees.
In today's Phone Tap, Jose calls a "long-lost cousin" and convinces him to go in on a little fool-proof gambling scheme!
In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who hired a moving company to box up all his stuff in a very specific way. Well, they didn’t follow those instructions in fact, they didn’t even move the stuff into the right house!
Jose poses as an Uber Eats driver and is calling a customer to tell him there's going to be a slight DELAY... ...But he WILL deliver this food, even if his life depends on it!
In today’s Phone Tap Brooke is posing as HR to tell a guy that his new office manager is his ex from 6 months ago. It’s about to be real uncomfortable around the office!
Jeff is calling an electronics store and confessing to shoplifting. He’s not gonna bring the stuff back, but confessing should make everything okay, right?
Today's Phone Tap victim is about to propose to his girlfriend and booked a last minute photographer...He's worried he got ripped off...That's why Digital Jake is posing as a pretentious Hollywood photog who not only has BETTER ideas for his proposal... But is using a voice changer to sound really intimidating!
Today's Phone Tap victim is currently locked out of her house and waiting for her husband to call for help... But instead, he called us...And that's why our own locksmith Jose is calling her with updates!
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman who's boyfriend recently lost his phone... The GOOD NEWS is someone has it...The BAD NEWS...It's a stripper....But she has some GREAT things to say about the boyfriend!
Today's Phone Tap victim is a guy who's been frustrated about getting texts to rate and review his appointment at the foot doctor... He told his wife how obnoxious it was... And she forwarded that info to us so Jose and Jeff could prank him!
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as the mother of a college graduate who just landed his first entry level position out of school.... And let's just say… She's not completely happy with the wage he's being paid.... And mama has some harsh words for the big boss...
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a teacher who is desperate to have some student’s parents speak at career day. She’s in luck because Rolando is free that day to delicately and slowly describe every part of his job.
Brooke is tackling a tough question in today’s Phone Tap: How do you tell your friend that she’s acting like a total Karen?
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a mom who's son recently got in a fight at school...We're following up about the incident, but he's not in trouble... In fact, Clover witnessed the whole thing...And he's got BIG PLANS for the little guy...
Today's Phone Tap victim recently started a new job at a restaurant, and was set up for this call by his manager....We were asked to prank him during a dinner rush and see how he handles it!
We thought nobody hated the city more than Brooke... Until we found today's Phone Tap victim! We're only going to make things worse when we call to let her know there's a new ordinance going into effect….Her driveway has been selected to be reserved for disabled parking only!
Today's Phone Tap victim is purchasing his first home and only has 24 hours left to close on the deal... And to make things a little more stressful, we've put our own extremely distracted Jose in charge of his home loan!
Today's Phone Tap Victim is a woman who's trying to fill an open sales position... She needs someone who's experienced, assertive, and direct...That's why the perfect person for the job is calling her to interview... His name is Timid Benjamin.
In today's Phone Tap, Jose is calling a guy who's car just got towed...Well, it didn't REALLY... But we're going to convince him it did when Jose calls from his tow yard cell phone to tell him to come get his car!
Today's Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from a guy she met on a dating app... But Jeff beat him to it and is pretending to be him...hopefully she's still interested after this...
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who had a less than satisfactory dining experience, and all he wants is a refund.... But instead, she's going to give him something better… Some perspective....namaste....
Former black ops soldier Clover was UNIMPRESSED with the Haunted House he visited over the weekend.... He's ready to call them up and tell them exactly how NOT SCARY the whole experience was in today's Phone Tap!
It’s another Halloween Phone Tap! Today, we're calling a woman who is expecting a call from her new neighbor, but she's not expecting the weird favor Brooke is about to ask her to do on Halloween night...
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who works at a costume store...He's looking for a Batman costume, but not just ANY Batman costume, he needs to have the "Butt Lift" one!
Today's Phone Tap victim booked reservations at a haunted house, but we're upgrading him to a secret, even scarier experience right behind it... The Haunted RV Park.... Except it's not actually haunted....its just full of abandoned RVs…
Today's Phone Tap has a Halloween twist! We're calling a woman who's the reigning champ of her companies annual costume contest....Hopefully she's ready for some competition, because Brooke is set on TAKING HER DOWN.
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman who's had one too many bad furniture delivery experiences... That's why Jose is giving her a call to let her know her couch WILL be delivered... But he can only make it so far...
Today, Jeff is introducing a new Phone Tap character.... Timid Benjamin! He recently had a bad experience at a restaurant and he wants to complain about it... but will he be brave enough to do it?
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a guy who's been shopping for a used car.... He's about to meet new type of car salesman... One who vows to find the vehicular truth.... He goes by the name Car CSI Guy!
Today's Phone Tap victim is the vice principal of a school that has a Drug Awareness assembly coming up... He's getting a call from the guest speaker, Jose, who is really excited to talk about his experience with drugs!
Brooke officially deserves an award for Most Condescending Phone Tap character after today's call! The woman on the phone just wants to know the status of her online order, but she's getting customer service agent Brooke instead.
Today's Phone Tap victim is a boss who just took a long vacation.... A new employee was hired while he was away, and that employee is none other than Jose… And he has a few FAVORS to ask on his first day.
The only thing wore than dealing with a bad customer service agent is dealing with THREE of them, and that's what happens in today's Phone Tap. Jose is introducing three different characters to a guy who just wants help with his broken Roomba.
Today's Phone Tap victim is a caregiver that's about to start helping with a brand new family... Jeff wants to introduce himself and make sure she understands EXACTLY what his grandpa needs!
Being a good neighbor usually means you loan out power tools or get their mail... And in today's Phone Tap, Jeff has a favor to ask HIS neighbor... And let's just say it crosses the boundaries of what any good person should do for another.
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman who was recommended a new psychic....Brooke is ready to read her fortune, and while some psychics use crystal balls or tea leaves... Brooke uses a different, more unique medium to connect with the energy of the cosmos.
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a guy to interview him for a very important position... Let's see if he can keep calm while being interviewed by the most inexperienced professional we could find.. Alexis!
Today's Phone Tap victim is getting a call from Jeff, the new guy in the office....He's worried he's about to get fired and is DESPERATE for her help.
Today's Phone Tap victim just rented a place virtually, he's moving across the country into a place he's NEVER seen.. And now, he's about to find out somebody already kinda MOVED IN. Good thing our own Jose Boalnos is the apartment manager... Surely he'll make things right!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff is doing a workout during the call... But he needs a little help. He's asking the woman on the phone to MOTIVATE him the best she can... While she's AT WORK.
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a guy who just had his bike stolen... And it's his lucky day, because Jose is ready to put his amateur detective skills to the test and solve this mystery!
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling the manager of a pizza place that hasn't been doing well. Unfortunately for him, Jose is his supervisor...And he has a lot of ideas to get sales up.…not GOOD ideas... but A LOT of them...
Today's Phone Tap victim recently had a food delivery order she was unhappy with... She submitted an angry email and now WE are going to come back at her with the best way we know how... Extreme passive aggressiveness.
Today's Phone Tap victim is about to find out she’s being moved to a new area of the office. It has nothing to do with her work, but because of something completely ridiculous that the ENTIRE office voted on.
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke calls a hotel front desk employee about her upcoming stay. Her anniversary night is coming up, and she has some special requests...She could barely get through this call without cracking!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a manager with a message she needs to pass on to her entire department... No more bringing your own lunch! Someone has to be the bad guy and it's not going to be us.
In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman who for years now, has REFUSED to go skiing with her boyfriend...But what if her DOCTOR recommends it? Let's see if she can still say no to the pressure Brooke puts on her!
Today's Phone Tap victim has a regular cleaning service come by his house and he’s never had a problem before, so we're here to change that. Jeff calls to tell him that we accidentally left something behind… Well, not someTHING but someONE… and it's his problem now!
Jose is the known as the happiest person on our show... But today, he's channeling all his anger into this Phone Tap! He's calling a department store to file a complaint and he's DEMANDING answers.
You NEVER want to mess with a woman and her hair... And you never EVER want to mess with a woman's age... But in today's Phone Tap, Alexis is going to do both!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who works at a local pharmacy. He's going to give him a problem he's NEVER had before...And not only is it made up, but how it happened is pretty strange...
We're making Phone Tap history today with Brooke, Jeffrey, AND Jose all in on a prank call! We've teamed up to surprise a woman on her birthday...And we have something very special planned for her.
Today's Phone Tap victim just moved into a new home, but forgot to change her Amazon delivery address. She's about to find out Jose is living at her old place...And there's a 99.9% chance she's NOT going to get those packages back...
Today's Phone Tap victim just wanted some repairs done on his Tesla, but unfortunately his car is TOO smart and TOO high tech... and we had to do, what we had to do… in order to save lives.
When Brooke tries to act "cool" it usually backfires... And in today's Phone Tap, she's bringing out her YOUNG and SEXY side... So we'll see how this goes!
Today's Phone Tap victim works at a murder mystery dinner theater and is getting a call from former black ops soldier, Clover.... And he's got an entirely different take on what should happen at Murder Mystery night...
In today's Phone Tap, Jose is calling a local diner...He's out of breathe and has no clothes on, but it's for a perfectly good reason. Let's see if they deliver his food or call the authorities!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff poses as an elderly gentleman calling from Apple Support...Which is probably not the best career choice for a 98-year-old that doesn't understand technology, but he's going to try his best!
We have a long list of women who’ve requested Jose’s Phone Tap character, Rolando, to ask their friend out on a date, and that's what he's doing today. Except he's not alone...There's some unwanted company in the background.
Today's Phone Tap victim is a teacher who's about to go on maternity leave... And while she's out, a substitute is taking over her class. She hasn't met him yet, but she's about to... And is going to discover one huge, troubling thing about them.
Today's Phone Tap victim is a miser with his money... He HATES spending it. Which might be a problem when Jose, his garage repairman, turns a MINOR issue with his garage door into a thousand dollar fix.
Today, Brooke calls a couple that just bought a new home. They got such a good deal on it they've been joking something must be wrong...But they might not be laughing after we tell them what new plans the city has for their property!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who's grandfather is at an assisted living facility. There's been some weird stuff going on there and her grandfather is to blame... Hopefully she can help us TAKE HIM DOWN.
Today, Alexis is calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.
Jeffrey calls a grocery store manager asking for a wine recommendation....Did we mention he's a SNOBBY, DEMANDING wine drinker? He doesn’t know much about wine, but what little advice he does have is gonna come back to bite him!
In today's Phone Tap, Jose calls a zoo employee desperate for help.... He LOST his phone at the zoo... And the GORILLA'S are using it!!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff is suing a store manager for his horrible taste in music playlists... His employees claim they're suffering from MUSICAL TORTURE!
In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's getting flirty with a young stud who's been abusing the free wifi at a local coffee shop... She loves herself a BAD BOY!
Jeffrey is posing as a Life Coach and calling today’s Phone Tap victim with some inspiring words. Everybody get your Sky Hands ready!
Meet Jose's Phone Tap character....He comes from the Scottish Isles, his name is Finley and he’s hoping to help out… If you can understand him…
In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re calling a mom worried about her son’s first time away at camp. There’s nothing to worry about though, this camp is simply a feeder program for an Amazon Warehouse. Hard work is fun!
In today's new Phone Tap, The guy we’re calling had hired an exterminator to take care of a rat problem, but we sent Jose instead… and he doesn’t deal with any pests bigger than a house fly.
Running a lemonade stand in a busy neighborhood is a tough gig… Especially when you’re up against the “Thurber Lemonade Empire.” In your new Phone Tap we’re drawing territory lines in the refreshment game.
In today's new Phone Tap: we’re pranking a camp counselor by revealing some of the insanely bizarre dietary restrictions our son has while away at camp. Nobody better disrespect his dietary needs!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is dedicated church goer, so we’re gonna try and get under his skin and accuse him of leaving some counterfeit bills in the collection plate!
We’re calling a mother who's nervous about her daughter's new daycare, and she's about to find out her concerns are 100% vaild! Brooke is running this daycare and is using her "Full House Method" for teaching!
Today's Phone Tap victim recently made a generous donation to a school fundraiser...but what did the money really go towards? FELONS. While we're thankful, she might not be as thrilled...
Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new upstairs neighbor...Jose moved in! He's ready to call and introduce himself...And the whole new set of issues for him to get annoyed at.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, Jeff called her with all the tantalizing details!
In today's new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.
Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a foodie account on Instagram so we’re calling her to tell her she can’t post any pictures of meat. That’s not vegan friendly, fam!
Today's Phone Tap victim bought a new bed online and paid for someone to build it for him... The problem is he got Jeff for the job, and chances are it's not gonna end up looking like a bed... or be inside his house at all...
The woman we’re pranking just wants to leave a complaint about a bad restaurant experience she had, but the EXACT same THING happened to Jose and he can’t wait to tell her about it!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is house shopping and hasn’t had any luck… So, Brooke is gonna call him and pretend the be the owner of the house he wants and demand some eccentric items to help him close the deal…
In today’s new Phone Tap, Jeffrey is working the lost and found desk, and while one guy just wants to track down his jacket, Jeffrey’s dozens of phone alarms are going to make that difficult!
It's awkward when you don't remember someone but they know everything about you...Jose is taking it a step further by inviting a stranger to be the BEST MAN at his wedding... For old times' sake!
We called a mom who's on edge about her son's first day of driving lessons...Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!
Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… Jeff is posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…
In today's Phone Tap, Jose is in the middle of a phone interview when some unwanted guests interrupt the call... Things quickly got OUT OF CONTROL!
Jeffrey is getting his wisdom teeth removed but there's just one issue... Anesthesia DOESN'T work on him! He has something else in mind and can't wait to tell his orthodontist!
As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!
Jeff is offering today's Phone Tap victim a complimentary UPGRADE to a popular streaming service... It's after she agrees to it that he explains what she's REALLY getting....And she's suddenly not so thrilled....
Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.
Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”
Rolando is back for another Phone Tap! Today, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…
Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price.
Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead!
Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that…
Jose calls from the Parks Department DEMANDING answers about one woman's trip to the beach....Stealing sand from the beach is a CRIME and she is GUILTY!
You’ve heard of subscription streaming services, but what about ‘subscription cleaning services?’ Today’s Phone Tap victim needs a suit laundered quick, but we have some money to collect first…
Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants a refund on her food delivery order, but we’re gonna make her earn it, thanks to our trusty, dusty Dial-Up internet!
Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.
Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a BIG fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience!
Jose was challenged by a listener to Phone Tap his girlfriend with only one piece of information...That she doesn't like VANILLA ice cream...And from that came the the Eastside Creamy Boyz!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent clothes donator and Brooke calls to break the news that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill, and her "help" is no longer wanted!
In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum!
Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her husband rented an RV for a little road trip, but we have the job of telling her she’s been double booked, and now needs to pickup a strange family on the way!
Alexis is Phone Tapping a guy who got a little too drunk last night and doesn’t remember his evening. She’s here to fill in those gaps in his memory with all the details about how they fell in love!
We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.
What's a bigger nightmare than being caught with illegal substances?? Finding out Jose has been assigned as your Public Defender...Today's Phone Tap victim is in for a rough trial!
We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling the post office because he got drunk last night and mailed a letter that he shouldn’t have, and now he’ll do anything to get it back!
In today's Phone Tap, Jose ingested some substances and got himself locked in a Porta Potty and now he’s calling today’s Phone Tap victim to see if there’s any chance he can come and perform a rescue.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.
Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up that he's DREADING, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and remind him of the OTHER reunion he's expected at.
Today, we’re pranking a guy who’s in his LAST WEEK working at a restaurant...So as a parting gift, his co-workers wanted us to call and make him as UNCOMFORTABLE as possible while making a reservation.
In today's Phone Tap, we call a guy who complained his delivery Chicken tasted a little funny a few days ago, and we believe we know exactly what happened to his meal before it got to him…
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently finalized her divorce and while she thinks everything has been taken care of, there’s one important matter that we need to discuss with her… the Pretzel Maker.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is going to get the BEST customer service they’ve ever had. In fact, we’re going to be so good & helpful it’s going to be borderline annoying. Happy Jalapeño Day!
In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jose is calling to try and steal some business away from his own brother, an exterminator. This family is only big enough for one Pest Control Specialist!
Jose calls a woman before their blind date tonight...Hopefully she doesn't mind he has a forever surrogate. What's a forever surrogate? Find out in the Phone Tap!
Kids names in 2021 are more outrageous than ever. So today, Brooke’s Phone Tapping an elementary school teacher saying that she’s furious that the whole school’s been mispronouncing her son’s name wrong all year long.
Brooke calls a woman pretending to be her boyfriend's overbearing mother. They’ve never met before but Brooke has read their text conversations and she wants to learn all about those eggplant emojis they’ve been sending!
Brooke is calling restaurant to make a reservation, but thanks to some carefully placed background sounds we’re hoping to push the hostess completely over the edge before that can happen.
Jose calls a store to confess that he's having buyer's remorse about his new fridge from them...He got such a deal on it that he feels GUILTY. The sale was TOO good, so he has some ideas to make things better!
Jeff is making one librarian's day a lot more exciting... He's calling to inquire about their movie rentals, specifically the romantic and sensual options. Did we mention he used a voice changer to sound even creepier?
Today’s Phone Tap victim just wanted her groceries delivered, but with Jose on the job, she’ll probably be better off destroying them rather than eating them.
We’re calling admissions for a community college and Brooke is going to try and get some special treatment for her son, Jose, who is failing all of his classes...
We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options!
We got an email from a Middle Schooler who wanted to set him mom up for a prank. He wanted us to tell his mom he got in trouble, not for the usual reasons though. Just COOL reasons.
Today’s Phone Tap Victim has an unwelcome surprise in store for her next flight, and today we’re calling from the airline to break the news!
In today's Phone Tap, Jeff is asking a woman out, but little does she know she's about to be speaking with a County Fair celebrity, Mr. Corn. We're trying to make things as awkward as possible!
A majority of all phone calls now are scammers, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and informing him right away this call is NOT a scam. Repeat: Not a scam.
Today's Phone Tap victim is on vacation and broke the toilet at their rental place. So Jose is going to call as the owner of the house to tell him he never should have used it, it’s just a “Display Toilet!”
Today’s Phone Tap victim is skeptical about how “smart” his car really is… so we’re calling to tell him all the scientifically precise ways that he’s a terrible driver, car owner, and bad person in-general.
We were given an interesting challenge for today’s Phone Tap: Could we convince someone to do us a favor and make an entire recipe from scratch? Jose’s attempting it today and we’ll see how far he gets!
Today's Phone Tap victim just visited his grandmother at a retirement home...All he was doing was bringing her some freshly baked goods, but now Brooke's accusing him of doing something ILLEGAL that affected ALL the seniors.
We all can get a little frantic when stressed out, but today’s Phone Tap victim takes the cake. We’re calling her today to do what we do best: stress her out for no good reason.
One of the worst business decisions any company could make is hiring JOSE to run your finances. In today’s Phone Tap he’s a new accountant and calling the guy who used to have his job for some help.
Jose is giving a call to his hot new Bumble match to introduce himself....With the help of his trusty and invasive Parrot!
Jose is posing as a Hot Tub Repair guy in your Brand New Phone Tap! There’s just one issue, he has a big fear he hasn't overcome yet.... He’s TERRIFIED of hot tubs.
A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!
Today's phone tap victim is a woman about to start a new job, and she’s going to get a rude awakening from her new manager, “Robert the Horrible.”
Today, we’re setting up a guy who gets jealous over how much attention his girlfriend gets at the gym. So we’ve sent our manliest man out for this job: Jeffrey...It's about to be a full on BRO WAR.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a psychic to come to her company’s holiday party, but their usual medium isn't available. So this year, she’s getting our very own Brooke Fox… and she has some troubling visions…
If you think you can fake sick and get away with it you’re wrong! Your company might hire us to send ex-special forces sergeant ‘Clover’ to get to the bottom of it!
Today’s Phone Tap Victim left a complaint with a department store and today we’re not just calling her back with one customer service rep, but two! That should be helpful, right?
Jeff is getting help from an A-List CELEBRITY in today's Phone Tap! He's pranking a woman who started her first week at a hotel front desk job... And this is a reservation like NO other!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is the lucky random person who got selected for his apartment to get a 5G upgrade! But once Brooke tells him what that really means… he might want to move out instead....
Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!
Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room and Jeff is calling after he wandered off and got himself stuck in a place that’s DEFINITELY not part of the Escape Room experience...
Jeff and Jose are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap and we’re going to make today’s Phone Tap victim regret they ever called for customer service.
Jose calls a woman who works at a vending machine company and her biggest nightmare is about to come true... Jose is going to confess his love for the ENERGY DRINKS they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…
Brooke is calling a new employee, and she's ready to be the COOL BOSS! She's confident that she's the funniest person in the office and can prove it!
Today’s Phone Tap victim had a lifetime warranty on a jacket he purchased. Now he wants to return it, but his wife asked us to make his experience as DIFFICULT as possible.
It’s time for Social Media Coordinator Alexis’ first ever Phone Tap! Today she’s calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.
It's a Jose and Jeff dual Phone Tap! One of our listeners asked us to prank her manager at a pizza shop with the most UNCOMFORTABLE pizza order of all time!
Today’s Phone Tap victim recently dropped off his laptop to be repaired. He’s a little worried about his information being stolen, but Jose is actually going to do much, more worse to it instead.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is doing some smart investing. A little too smart. In fact, since he’s putting so much away in his 401K we’re gonna do the helpful thing and give some of that money away to his coworkers. It’s only fair!
Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his dentist appointment and they're going to turn that anxiety UP to 11!
Today’s Phone Tap victim is about to learn his new landlord is a big-time conspiracy theorist. From the apartment TV's to vending machines... NOTHING is trustworthy!
Today's Phone Tap victim just got rid of a raccoon infestation in his home... But the city found out he evicted those lil' guys and it's time he feels the WRATH of Parks and Rec Supervisor, Brooke!
Jose calls a woman who is waiting on the final edits of the photos from her wedding day. Lucky for her, Jose stepped in at the last second and made some last-minute changes to the biggest day of her life!
Multitasking is usually a good thing. But when you’re trying to make just a quick call, and it sounds like your banker is making a 4 course meal on the other line… it’s not.
Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one....
Today’s Phone Tap victim is being haunted by something from her past… specifically Librarian Brooke, who is coming to collect on late fees for an overdue book from 20 years ago.
Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of the most polite people we’ve ever pranked... He NEVER swears, he just won't do it, but Jeffrey is going to try his hardest to get the guy to curse it out, no matter what it takes.
Today's Phone Tap victim just wants to fill his prescription over the phone, but Brooke has a different remedy for his ailments: Ads, Ads, and more Ads!
Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead!
Today, Jose pretended to be a new hire of an accounting firm...Who accidentally deleted an entire company’s database! YEARS worth of information gone FOREVER, safe to say they're not happy!
Jeff is being thrown in the middle of an ON-GOING neighbor FEUD! Just the mention of a lawyer has today's Phone Tap victim FURIOUS.
Today's Phone Tap Victim did NOT order anything online and is NOT expecting any packages...But Jose's going to try to convince him otherwise. Once you hear what's being delivered you'll realize why this man is REFUSING to accept it!
Today's Phone Tap Victim is being pranked by his co-worker! First, a picture was stolen off his desk at work... And now Brooke "from HR" is calling to explain exactly WHAT happened to that photo....