Beans On Toast: Recent Episodes

Beans On Toast

Podcast hosted by DJ Beans. Sometimes assisted by Andy Toast.


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Covid goes wild, predictioning, Apprentice taxi analysis, and more


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But how much oak? Also, a new favourite team, and a look at this week’s Apprentice.


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The podcast’s third birthday, with lots of the usual stuff and a couple of surprises.


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Repair Shop drama, the F1 demon, and an interview with Norris Johnson.

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Living in a tree, audience size arguing, nuns, predictions, and another gang member joins us.


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Laughing as illness, long words, a Nunwatch breakthrough, and Christmas gift ideas.


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Household weapons, some miserable rodents, and Sir William Cockerfield joins us.


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Some Latvian football updates and an interview with the leader of one of Oxiepills’ top gangs.


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A predicting nightmare, a kitten office, and we go on the road again.


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Kidnapping, an Oscar toilet break, a brilliant football badge, and a car wash plan.


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Covid origins, upside down rhinoceroses, rice, stolen mouthwash, and a Tukums update.


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Sam Delaney is our special guest and we run through our guess at the final Premier League table.


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Blinking, accidentally doing stuff, a poor African nation, and a kitten update


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We’re back! With updates on Bonny the kitten and all the other animals (dead and alive), as well as some predictions.


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A look ahead to Euro 2020 and the introduction of a kitten to Beans HQ.


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A major development, a couple of excuses, fake news and a brand new character.


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A look back at good bits, another attempt to contact Fuchs, and a Twitter vote at @beansontoastpod


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Beans picks the winning numbers, we miss out on the podcast awards, and some thoughts on the Super League.


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We drove around for 20 minutes for this episode. It was probably a really stupid idea.


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An exciting unboxing, dreams of FootGolf, fake news, and more.


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It's our 100th episode! Mazure!


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Acquiring a thing, holiday plans, remembering pizza, and being isolated again.


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Your questions, nun rules, Freddo prices, Latvia, and a gut reaction to potatoes.


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A covid test, feathers, no biscuits, football, and a new language.


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Vaccines, playing in the oil, road plans, underscores and dots and more.


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A great week for Sunderland, a biscuit review, and plastic gloves.


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Tiredness, sledging, dead pirates, and the end of a TV show.


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A live FA Cup final, predictions, and winged spiders with cameras.


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Lockdown relaxing, the bowls, Ozil’s legacy, and a dog in an armchair.


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Bitcoin, Lank Frampard, relaxing, and some animal guests.


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Fireworks, online education, conspiracies, predictions, and more.


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Resolutions, custard, football, board games, insults and more.


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A new law, double nun update, fresh Tukums info, a pie review and more.


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Updates from Latvia, chat about I’m A Celeb, insults, football, lottery numbers and a plea for a PS5.


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Diego Maradona, Latvian football, a pie review, and a nice song at the end.


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A meteorite, Match Attax, a lightbulb, football news and much much more.


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Unboxing something that you can’t see, a new podcast is announced, and a confusing ending.


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A Guy Fawkes quiz, bonfire fear, a sim, some drilling, and Captain Positive’s lockdown tips.


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Funny names, Nunwatch rules, tea, and whacking golf balls.

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Toast 2012, kids bikes, a broken nose, young nuns and why kids should eat.


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Talking too fast, an afro challenge, nature’s snakes, The Wall, and some sauce anger.


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A football toy, some football talk, some ASMR, some mispronunciations, and a weird ‘joke’.


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Trump, nuns, chocolate, an intruder, squeaking, predicting, a noise, and a comeback.


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Baddies, headbutts, Covid isolation, Zlatan, and a pie review. (This episode is sponsored by beeps)


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Beans’ school day, a Hula Hoops review, a new lockdown, nuns, predictions, and Susan from the canteen.


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Predictions for the weekend and the season, and some scary fish-related facts.


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DJ Beans is back in the classroom - plus some shocking deodorant news, a Messi update and the usual personal insults.


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Back to school chat and some football news, plus nuns, fats, saturates and more!


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Is this the return of a much-missed character? Also, reports from the outside world and some news about Abba.


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Plans for a trip, insults, nuns, more insults, football, some ASMR, and 59.


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A look back at the football season, a squeaky bone, and a guessing game about Argos.


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China’s islands, the future of the internet, a prediction bonanza, and nuns of course…


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Hammocks, murder, footballers with secrets, predictions and nuns.


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The Premier League is back! Predictions and thoughts, plus the latest from North Korea…


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DJ Beans is joined by a different guest host this week - Luke Toast!


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German prediction fever, a lawnmower, mental health updates, a dog interview and more…


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German football is back so we pretend we know about it… plus politics, news, and an Instagram game


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DJ Beans vs America, the return of football, a song about Bob Ross by DJ Larry, and more…


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Trump talk, lockdown chat, dream revelations, and some more nice ASMR…


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How to revive the Premier League, Buffon makes an idiot, Nunwatch, and we rip BGT apart.


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We chat about rules and stuff, enjoy some more ASMR, and Buffon pops in with a very special recipe.


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Are we joined by Leicester City's Christian Fuchs? Listen on and find out. Also, Captain Positive is back and we recommend some music and TV...


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A new guest, an attempt to get another famous one, and a TV recommendation.


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An old man rings us by mistake, we discuss isolation, the future of the football season and how to deal with a kitchen rat.


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There’s no football to talk about - so we’re trying to sort out the Coronavirus crisis instead.


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Scottish Roger has had a voice transplant. Nothing else really matters. (Apologies that this episode is eight days late – Andy Toast is to blame)


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Was going to be about whistles but ended up being just as much about death, but we hope it entertains you. As ever, if you've got any complaints, write them down and keep them to yourself.


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We're BACK - with some football predictions, some bad counselling, and lots of strong opinions.


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A major Nunwatch development, a privacy breach and we meet Buffon's friend Margaret...


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Among other things, we introduce our new debate section, which is refereed by none other than Judge Judy off the telly...


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Andy Toast tries to take control of the podcast, plus a visit from Scottish Roger and lots of other stuff...


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It's our first anniversary (plus two days). We look back at our favourite bits, do some ASMR and maybe the NunWatch deadlock is broken...?


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Oscar the Dog tries to get involved again - meanwhile, DJ Beans celebrates his birthday while he and Andy Toast ask each other lots of questions.


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Find out what happened in the Flanagan War between Scottish Roger and Gary Cahill... and some other stuff...


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Scottish Roger assembles an army, DJ Beans helps us all to relax, plus lots lots more...


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Why you should always wet your flanagan before you attack someone with it, even if it’s Scottish Roger. Plus, lots of other stuff and a terrible rain storm.


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Something wasn't quite right about this episode and it definitely wasn't the best one we've ever done. Sorry - we'll do better next week.


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How to cook a Jose Mourinho cold, a Scottish Roger transformation, predictions, news and other stuff…


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Another cheesecake review, fake news, player of the week, an interview with Oscar the dog and plans for a Beans On Toast puppet show.


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Our new food review section, a nun-spotting breakthrough, football predictions, nougat, and a cat bed.


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Scottish Roger is back and so is Buffon. Louse Mouse has been bullied again though and there’s an exciting NunWatch development. 


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The origin tale of the podcast's dog - plus some stuff about football, racism, nuns, and bullying by Billy Sharp


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Donald Trump, football racism, Louse Mouse, football predictions, exciting Nunwatch, and lots of other stuff...


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A new guest, some old guests, some predicting and some other stuff.


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Buffon cooks Peppa Pig, Scottish Roger disgusts everyone, there’s a NunWatch breakthrough and loads of other stuff…


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How to cook FIFA 20, how to borrow some dogs from China, and lots of other stuff.


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Scottish Roger goes to Dublin, Buffon tells us how to prepare another delicious meal and we do our fastest NunWatch so far...


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Cookery with Buffon, Scottish Roger and the Angel of the North, predicting, and lots of other stuff. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Insta @beansontoastpod


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We're podcasting from abroad this week - there's some serious football talk, some predictions and Scottish Roger has even come with us!


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Lots of the usual stuff plus a visit from a high-profile England star and our new 'player of the week' feature...


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All the usual bits of stuff and we reveal the new free agent footballer that we're trying to sign.


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We look at the major transfer deals of the summer and predict the Premier League positions from the top to the bottom.


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Does Gary Cahill finally sign for us? And what is Buffon cooking? And why are we talking about Brexit? All those questions and more... answered!


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Predicting, nuns, mashed potato, Brexit, and loads of other stuff...


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Who will win the summer prediction league? And how many nuns have we seen this week? And what will Buffon cook next? That and other questions answered...


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We get closer to our dream summer signing, bring the summer prediction league to an end, hear another Gigi Buffon recipe, and lots more… 


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A couple of mysterious brand new characters and lots of the other stuff you love so much…


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Deodorant, nuns, snakes, cats, predictions, energy and much much more.


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A major NunWatch development, some predictions, and Scottish Roger gets caught up in a hurricane.


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More attempts to lure Gary Cahill, some arguing, PrisonWatch, and Scottish Roger getting up to some very dodgy business...


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We do some international predicting, Scottish Roger signs TWO contracts; plus a NunWatch update and a stolen toothbrush…


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An interview with Oscar Toast that might or might not be good - plus lots of the regular stuff you all love so much.


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DJ Beans interviews Bob Mortimer, Scottish Roger gets involved with some nuns and there's some other stuff...


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Nuns, football transfers, Scottish Roger at the prom and ships v trains with Pique and Umtiti…


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The prediction league comes to a dramatic end, there’s a game review and we learn more about Scottish Roger’s life.


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We find out how old Scottish Roger is, encounter Gerald Pique's pain, try to sign a top footballer, and do some high-speed predicting...


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Andy Toast wears his sunglasses, and Scottish Roger goes to Australia for exactly one minute.


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All of the usual stuff AND a chimpanzee that knows how to work Instagram!


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Andy Toast forces DJ Beans to make a cuppa, we do some predictions and Scottish Roger gets his market stall stock taken away by security.


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All the usual stuff, and an old apple core... oh, and an old football manager who's now running a shop...


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As part of our Wembley weekend, we visited Acast's studio to record this one with two special guests.


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An attack of the hiccups, a visit from Scottish Roger and a massive argument between Barcelona stars Gerald Pique and Samuel Umtiti...


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Andy Toast is the guest again - there's some football predictions, another visit from Scottish Roger and a bit of bickering...


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DJ Beans tells a brilliant joke about a zoo, Scottish Roger has been up in the air, and we catch up with some football happenings...


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With special guest Andy Toast AGAIN, DJ Beans celebrates Sunderland getting to Wembley, and we have another encounter with Scottish Roger...


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Looking back at our football predictions and an interview with our friend Scottish Roger...


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A football special, looking back at the Carabao Cup final and with a special guest - a robot that we've borrowed from another podcast...


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A bit of talk about school, football and lots of father/son bickering.


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Football news from the transfer shed and some other stuff...


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Welcome to the first episode of Beans On Toast, hosted by me, DJ Beans and my special guest Andy Toast.


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