The Milkman of St. Gaff's: Recent Episodes

Christopher Scott McClure

Lovecraft meets Kafka in this serialized fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff’s, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret. Be sure to start with episode one!


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Guest Episode from Sorry about the Murder. This is a fantastic fellow Canadian fiction podcast.

Every day in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario, a Zamboni driver has to solve a grisly murder to clear his Québecois name…and ready the ice for that night’s hockey game.


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Howie faces his problems.


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Finale Part Three


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An inspector shows up at the milk station!


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Howie bumps into a mysterious stranger and visits a statue on a hill!


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Howie goes out for dinner and learns about whales!


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Howie asks Stormy for help!


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Howie has to work a night shift!


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Howie goes to a fancy party and loses his keys.


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Howie finds out what the thermolizer was for and celebrates his birthday!


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Howie finds out about his new duties!


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Howie goes for a walk!


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Howie gets a message!


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Howie walks on the beach.


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Howie has a hard time.


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Howie goes on a mission!


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Howie strikes out in a new direction.


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CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS for season one.


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Howie faces a challenge.


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Howie thinks about what's he's done.


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Howie fiddles with the radio, spends time with Stormy and goes hunting!


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Howie tries again to get the old radio working!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • mech! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
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Howie helps to hand out chocolate milk to the citizens of St. Gaff's!

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This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. .
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Howie makes a plan.

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This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
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Howie and Stormy talk about the future, Howie has sausages and beans for dinner and goes for a walk.

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This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
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Howie's explored the island and discovers why it's sometimes best to sleep with your clothes on.

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This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
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Howie remembers even more about his childhood.

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https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. .
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Howie remembers his childhood!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie tries to patch things up with Granard.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie spends some time with the Greenwoods!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie receives some important information from Corwin and goes on a trip!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie must decide what to do!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie reflects on his time on St. Gaff's before getting a strange visit.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie goes away with Stormy to the north end of St. Gaff's island. Howie shows his prowess as a Woodsman.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie confronts someone he believes has been speaking to the police about him.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie talks about his dreams and goes down some stairs.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie takes another trip up the mountain to the radio station, has a strange encounter, and tries to win Stormy's heart.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie goes to church.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie tries to fix his radio and has an unpleasant experience with the police.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie helps with a strange mission, and gives us some clues about his background.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie takes on more responsibility and makes a horrifying discovery in the parking lot. He takes a trip into the mountains and we meet Father Wheelan, the town's priest.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Howie does his best to outsmart Mr. Billings and avoid being caught for his deception when applying to be a milkman. He also visits Dr. Barrett and sprays for flies at the receiving station.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at,

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation.

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it.
  • ad-free episodes and other perks

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Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff’s, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.

  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens.
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. .
  • ad-free episodes and other perks.

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Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff's, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.


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