Choose Your News: Recent Episodes
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Mules, clowns, and elder copulation (the most gentile way I could think to write it.) Geezers bonin'. There you go.
A high clown detonates a poop bomb in his neighbor's car, a stupid clown tries to stuff his drawers with steak, and a stuffed clown scares the stuffing out of someone.
This episode is so hot you'll have a neverending boner, your toilet will explode, and then we'll send you an exorbitant fine.
E.T. insurance phones home, one man's severed penis is now a bone alone, and delivery person behavior you won't condone and disown.
Alligators get past their would-be captors, a Georgia family passes on a marijuana cake, and passed gas leads to jailtime.
A crappy way to clog a toilet, a crappy way to treat your bridesmaids, and a crappy pool leads to a lot of crap.
Celebrity marriages never last, Mississippi abductions do, and milk-thief revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
Don't Google today's topics unless you want to be on an FBI watch list. We've got elderly sex parties, hot bovine makeout sessions and a huge snake in bathroom.
Bezos stretches for the moon, rich people stretch their dollar, and Britain's Got Talent stretches the limit of your gag reflex.
A man takes a dip in a strange place, television finally embraces Floridaman, and bridezillas attack!
Are we holding animals back? Did a t-rex rob the Easter bunny? Does Fortnight cause divorce?
Kindergarten stripper-poles in China, ghost hunting to a new level in Connecticut, and real fake knives in Japan.
In this cursed thirteenth episode we talk a goat on the lam, a Godzilla on the loose, and a Michael Jackson on the Simpsons. Listen ... if you dare!
It's a packed-full "animal style" edition starring parrots, cookies, and goats! It's the G.O.A.T!
Britney's spending habits, Colorado schools make 3-day weekends permanent, and finding Dad's old love letters backfires.
Diamondbacks reliever Archie Bradley poops himself, a flamingo on the lam, and a cow attack!