Fotsch and Sarah in the Morning: Recent Episodes

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Suuuuuuuure.

Oh, this is so good.

What is his deal??

Eight minutes??

So sweet.

Please.

Understandable.

Can she sing??

So good!

So sweet.

Listeners share their answers.

So creepy.

Post has such a way with words!

Gawd, he's the best.

Ohhhhh, fancy!

How is that possible??

AND they paid!

Is it better than Chick-Fil-A??

Oh my.

Tell us she sings!

The kids probably approve.

Un. Be. Lievable.

Not ok!

Do don't yoga on railings....

AT. LEAST.

Short people need help!

So. Awkward.

Then it's not a junk drawer anymore!

What's wrong with that??

Not happening.

Because they are easy to confuse.

Ummm....

He'll accept payment in the form of product.

"I've been giving it to your girlfriend." SO good!

Yikes.

Awful.

So good!

Despicable!

Fotsch sounds JUST like John Travolta....

What??

WTH??

Not cool.

Yep! It did.

Naps??

How is that possible??

Poor guy!

Old people are the best!

These are pretty good!

Can never go wrong with that.

Does it work??

She wasn't playin around.

Who doesn't love bacon??

What a guy!

Pretty basic.

Ouch.

Shave those necks, guys.

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

Terrible!

Never say this to a woman.

So interesting!

It's so annoying.

That's just how we're wired.

Could've been a worse place.

Hell yeah!

Ouch.

That's the worst.

He's so passionate about it!

Gross.

Ouch.

That was a disaster!

Unbelievable.

He's a dog. That's what they do.

Always.

That takes major effort.

It starts to get expensive!

That sucks.

Every year.

Beautiful.

They're all so cute!

Good news!

So scary.

What a guy!

So sad.

The crunchy parts are the best.

That's awful!

Keep your hands to yourself!

Does he like it??

She was "DJ Frosty"

Is it safe?

Disgusting.

It got hot in the studio!

So embarrassing!

Not sure that's the best idea!

Why would they give him the log in??

No! It's too early!

This is great!

Cringe-worthy!

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

Please don't suck.

Fotsch and Sarah share theirs.

WHY??

That's a lot of chances!

He's the worst.

Bad boy!

They're green with white polka dots...

Mind-blowing!

Why??

That's life, kid.

Why??

We are the worst about that.

Is she too young?

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

Ohhhhh, that's embarrassing.

So good.

That's the worst!

He's ten!

In recognition of 'Shark Week'

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

What will he do with all the money??

That's bad!

That's how badly men suck!

It's so nostalgic!

Oh, helllllll no.

What is his deal with that??

They are over the top.

That's awful!

Why is Fotsch scolding the innocent guy??

Yikes.

There's a petition about this??

That's depressing for the rest of us.

What the hell??

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

She can actually sing!

Poor, Howie.

Gotta do what works!

So contaminated that they were told to not get in.

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

Poor little guy!

Will that really help??

He's only 8!

Those can be so messy!

It's a tough job.

So good!

AND he had great snacks!

That's awful.

What a disaster!

What an idiot.

It's not a dating app!

Always...

What are the odds??

Super interesting!

Hope he still has a job after this!

DL is the best.

Sick.

ROOT beer.

Wow.

Listen to find out!

Poor Fotschie.

That's a lot of money.

And also has no underwear.

Sarah would climb Jason Mamoa!

And is she a vampire??

WTF??

Winner gets to come up with a challenge for the other.

They are the cutest!

So many good deals!

Will he show his eyes??

Her earrings were $12,000 of that.

That's crossing the line...

Sooooo good!

Why is everything a "challenge"??

Fotsch and Sarah give their answers.

What's a "snoot", Fotsch??

We would not want their job.

Fotsch is on to something!

For emergencies!

Clean it first!

Gross.

Fotsch and Sarah give their answers.

Still thinks he's a victim...

He would.

Is this going too far?

Sunburn cream!

Calm down.

That sounds awful!

That's the best!

Totally worth it.

He's the best!

Nice of Fotsch to volunteer to take him.

That's a pretty high note!

"He loves old buildings."

That's why you can't get that close.

You can't do that!

Covering very important topics.

So talented.

Pretty sure Travis Scott doesn't say 'soda pop' either.

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

Impressive!

So messed up.

Oops!

Congrats!

Is dismantling curtain rods in his job description??

How does that actually happen?

As long as you compete, it's a sport!

Is putting it on a credit card the same thing??

Calm down.

Who isn't??

Fotsch and Sarah share their answers.

Don makes his parents proud, too!

Ohhhhh, no.

$830??

So considerate!

Gross.

Pass.

Interesting.

Why is this so funny??

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

Understandable.

That sucks.

Nailed it!

He was relieved.

They will figure out a way to make it happen.

That's awful!

So embarrassing.

She'c coming out with a line that's centered around her cats.

That was awful.

Sarah is a child!

Fotsch and Sarah share how they eat them.

Pretty creative!

Gross.

What an ass.

Sooooo bad!

He's nuts. Run.

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

So amazing.

Pin worms??

So ridiculous.

Sick.

Thong shorts??

He can't do that!

Whatever keeps her happy!

Fotsch and Sarah share their answers.

So cute!

They're the best!

Poor guy!

And they all have the same outcome!

Hell yeah!

We're real sure it was an "accident".

You have to have at least one!

A full figured woman was asked to leave Golden Corral.

"Hell yeah".

We're looking for the answer we want!

It's so annoying!

Rude!

Yikes.

Teamwork!

They still don't know...

It didn't work.

It's tough!

How many pieces will it come in??

Who's right??

Sarah's answer may surprise you!

Someone adopt them!

Ohhhhhh, boy.

Go Yia Yia!!

He put those paints to good use!

That's what happens when you're too skinny!

And many others...

Interesting.

Ornamental cats....

Not ok.

It's what we see in the movies!

It'll make things so much easier!

He's the worst!

Grosssssssssss.

Nooooooo!!!

Yikes!

Good for her!

Should he be honest about it??

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

Mission accomplished.

Not as different as we thought!

Especially as an adult!

And he apparently gets all his information from 4th graders.

Good for her!

Makes us so nervous!

So ridiculous.

Fotsch thinks she needs to!

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

STOP!

That's pretty young.

ENOUGH!

Oh, to be a kid again....

That's part of the deal!

Sarah agrees.

Get it, Mimi!!

Good one, Fotsch.

What a compliment!

That's awful!

Awkward.

So. Rude.

Has he talked to Sarah's exes??

Skin to skin!

So great!

Sarah shares hers.

Ohhhhh, Sarah.

Sarah shares her delivery story.

Get a life!

Awkward.

Whyyyyyyyyyyy.

Great name!

Bet it made for a good video!

We're giving ourselves time!

Every. Damn. Time.

That's what happens when you talk too much.

Sad this is evening happening.

That's awful!

Congrats!

Ha haaaaaaaa!!!!

Best driver ever!

Congrats!

Are they really necessary??

So rude!

How convenient!

Nailed it!

We really do.

Darts??

We can't hear what you're saying!

What is there to debate about??

Run!

Cardi B. looks flawless, okurrrrrr.

Not cool.

Oh, shoot. Now what?

Not smart.

Eating bananas is super awkward.

Don't forget your teeth!

Those are the best Uber drivers!

RUDE.

Sounds like it may be a possibility!

She failed.

That's crossing the line!

Because we aren't...

What could go wrong??

Just stop!

So good.

So sweet!

Of course she does!

Bad kissers suck. Literally!

Bonus points for pictures!

Fotsch and Sarah share their favorites.

Glad she's ok.

How thoughtful!

More on the USC scandal.

Have him clean it out while he's up there!

Not cool!

You CAN teach an old dog new tricks...

He can't ruin her furniture!

Poor Tingy!

Word.

What should she do?

Peeps, hands down, is the worst.

Both great points...

Soooooo scary!

What's the problem??

We miss you!

Knock it off!

Great job, DL!

What a disgrace.

Who's gonna win??

Will he guess the songs correctly??

It's coming...

Even Tingy thinks so!

That was incredible!

Sarah's was spent before it hit her account, apparently.

Sarah shares what she spent.

Not cool!

Good. No one wants to see that.

Sometimes, a woman needs her chocolate...

Is it that hard to do??

Poor girl.

That still didn't help. Haha.

That's awful!

Uh. Oh.

Already??

Yes? No?

Relax, people. Divorce happens. A lot.

Get it together, Fotsch!

Uncle Sam will find you if you don't.

Whew!

All 3 of them??

RIP.

Noooooo!!!

SKRRTTT!

What's happening to Vegas??

Of course!

What's the problem??

Coooooool.

This is the BEST!

Who would??

Not cool.

Burt is such a turd!

Those things are scary!

Her name IS hard to pronounce!

Being killed by a vending machine??

So neurotic!

That food sounds amazing!

That was awful...

There's only one hole!

So good!

Ouch.

Will she serve prison time?

Wouldn't be dating material for Sarah.

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

Thank God for dash cams!

Fotsch and Sarah share their picks.

Uncomfortable.

That sounds amazing.

How could that thing fit in the drive through??

She looks great in them!

That's not really Tingy...

Poor guy.

Awkward.

That's the rule.

What's the best topping??

That's the attitude that got her in trouble in the first place.

"She's just not very nurturing.'

What a hoosier!

Nailed it!

Sign us up!

Good for her. That's a tough move.

Don't drink and jump!

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

RUDE!

JK. He has a much prettier voice.

Don't we all??

Pass.

That was great!

Poor Hewey!

There are a lot!

Fotsch and Sarah share their opinion.

So good.

PB&J is the BEST!

Apparently, a lot of people don't!

Interesting.

Oh, this is gonna be good.

Listeners share their stories.

He wasn't hurting anyone!

And she doesn't even have him yet!

Gotta love those reboots!

That could not have been any worse.

So embarrassing.

Fotsch's pets are the WORST!

Nice!

The Rule of 3's!

No. They're all babies.

DL apparently loves her videos!

Boiled hot dogs. Sick.

Fotsch and Sarah share theirs.

THE WORST.

They wanna be warm!

So rude!

Oh, good.

No air conditioning can be brutal in Florida!

Maybe not....

Little turds!

And she didn't even get any donuts!

Hopefully, that will help!

Sarah's mystery neighbor is taking care of it for her...

Oh, boy....

Don't think so, Fotsch.

That's a tough one.

Suuuuuuure!!!

Easy to do when you have 8 kids....

$750 million!

Walter!

Really???

Not cool.

What an a-hole!

Oh, Lord.

So. Much. Money.

So rude!

Cool place!

Fotsch has done this a couple times!

Wow!

This can't be real....

Fotsch shares his experience.

That's seven times what Kate Middleton spent!

Genius idea!

Grown men crying gets us every time.

Sometimes, you do just need to go to bed....

WHY???

Time for Fotsch to get a makeover...

They get you every time!

Poor Hewey!

That's awful...

Not cool!

Gotta teach them to stop talking during exams!

Fotsch would love that!

So unfortunate.

So romantic!

That's terrible!

No.

No one caressssss.

Ooooooooh!!! So scary!

So random!

Not bad, Billy!

She's the worst!

Should the ring matter??

That was awkward...

Deodorant all day!

Please stop.

Bad, but true.

What a great baby-sitter!

Chili Cheese Fritos are the best!

It's Mimi's fault.

AWKWARD.

RUDE.

What an a-hole!

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

This gets worse the more you find out about it.

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

Beautiful, Clark!

That would be YUUUUUGE.

Poor Mimi!

Kind of like Fotsch and Sarah!

Don't answer the phone!

She apparently wanted another level of comfort.

Fotsch and Sarah share their opinion.

Well, don't be rude!

It's not your girl's job!

Everyone likes to do things differently!

Both had very great points!

The audacity!

How will he watch baseball??

Fotsch is appalled.

So playful!

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

His pets are horrible!

Is that bad??

That wouldn't take much time for Fotsch.

Boston expected to receive 14 inches!

That's a tough one.

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

Hope he's better at playing baseball!

Or maybe it's just the application process??

What a cool guy!

And all new accessories, we're sure....

How sweet!!

She must have forgotten who she was talking to...

No, it's not "cheap sheet rock."

The reason is very simple.

N.O.

Is Tingy taking advantage of this??

We need to know more!

His poor nephew.

You can't do that!

Lloyd Christmas would be so proud!

Noooooo!!!!

Of course!

Gross.

Yessssss!!!

So random.

Some are being printed with "Cheat Day" on them.

Fotsch and Sarah share theirs.

That's an easy mistake to make...

So creepy.

What a diva!

Fotsch can!

So rude!

NOT COOL.

Oh, shoot!

It wasn't all bad!

All that matters is she loves it!

Oh, to be famous...

He's the best gift giver!

That growl!

It's NOT.

Get the hint.

Well, kind of.

Guess there's a day for everything!

It can be confusing!

That dog is getting expensive!

Such an awful story!

Don't waste it!

Interesting.

Fotsch is excited!

Push it to the side!

Poor Tingy!

Sarah gives her opinion.

Poor guy.

Shout out to Farrah and JJ!

It's about time!

It was a great show!

Is there a second baby??

That's awful!

Then stop yelling at them!

There's sausage decor!

Why the HELL does he still drink kool-aid??

The ladies loved him.

Fotsch and Sarah share their opinion.

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

Get. A. Life.

Nailed it!

They don't like change!

How has it been on that long??

No.

Fotsch and Sarah give their feedback.

All dads think they can dance!

Will she hit all the notes??

Ohhhhhh, boy.

What a baby!

Jean-Claude Van Damme seems to disagree.

Who's right??

He's 28!

Ooops.

How do we know it wasn't fake??

Colton's not the only virgin on the show!

Fotsch and Sarah share their opinion.

McRib's can be dangerous!

You guys got skillz.

Fotsch is stoked!

Ouch.

Big surprise.

Thank you, Grandpa Fotsch!

He's learning it from her!

Yikes.

PASS.

Has he ever been "sky high in Colorado"???

We want that job!

Who puts laxatives in a lock box??

Great pic!

Al Roker is PISSED!

Fotsch and Sarah share theirs.

It's not an invitation to hit us up!

How was she really wanting him to answer??

Burt's running the show!

So. Rude.

It's a serious topic.

Idiots!

Sorry, Patriots fans!

Sarah shares her experience.

She won't be touring with them.

All valid points!

Is this going to be a problem?

Good for him!

Luckily, he was not home.

Pass!

Poor Tingy!

The dispatcher was so sweet!

Poor Don!

Can that actually happen??

So sad.

Some of these sound so odd!

Listeners share their favorites.

He's a little under the weather!

Oh. My. God.

Sign us up!

Goldie is the best!

What's the problem???

Listeners give their feedback.

That's a tough one!

Poor Hewey!

And someone to driver her around!

Don't hit up people's mom...

We're seeing who will agree with us!

How does that happen??

Still won't be worth the price!

Great decision.

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

Better than getting their hands cut off!

So sad.

Rude!

Didn't she check the age on the box??

They're soooo persistent!

We're trying to give you a hint!

Who would wanna do that??

Ron Fotsch was a fan!

Good for him.

What a sad song!

Fotsch is the worst influence!

Disgusting.

Always good to be planning your next marriage while still in one...

Good luck with that!

Both had GREAT points...

Easier said than done!

He's such a great sport!

So ridiculous!

How does that happen?"?

We will miss you, LL Cool J!

Does this make her a bad person??

Great pick!

Is this wrong??

Whose fault is it??

Sarah apparently has.

At his request!

He's gonna get back to us on the details.

MAKE IT STOP.

How kind.

RUDE.

Was he or wasn't he??

This could get ugly.

That was terrible!

You killed it, Don!

Way to stir the pot, Fotsch!

Nooooooooo!!!!!

HOPE THERE WAS A PRENUP.

RIP.

Do you think he has a right to be upset?

Can we be done with it now?

Neither one is very flattering...

How clever.

RUDE.

'ANOTHER ONE' shedding pounds with 'Weight Watchers'!

So cute.

She's in that movie??

He lost.

It ain't always that perfect...

Apparently, he was suffering from 'anxiety'.

Worth it.

What a baby!

Taking care of herself is her job.

Puppy or E-Harmony account??

Gross.

How does that happen??

Why???

What a push-over!

Uh, not quite, The Rock.

Shout-out to the poor schmuck who had to wait on them!

She's allergic to cats...

Even on those damn Yahtzee cards!

A glitter AND fart bomb!

You may already know what Sarah's answer is.

Very sweet.

Worst debate ever!

'Bout time they agree on something!

Rich, vain guy or broke, nice guy??

Old people are the best!

They were so accommodating!

Something(s) kept getting in the way!

Gotta give Carlton some love!

But only for beauty products!

Poor guy.

So typical.

Because then she has to...

Fotsch gives us some insight.

That's crazy!

Don says he was a "bad boy".

He is if he takes after his mommy!

Why are people so passionate about this???

Always. So annoying.

Because we care.

Can't wait to see her movies!

Gross.

They can't seem to find anyone that hasn't ever made a mistake...

Laaaaaaaame!!!!

That's talent!

Listeners share their favorite gifts.

He should give it to his kids!

He's so silly!

That's awful!

PASS.

And DOESN'T talk about how high maintenance Mariah Carey is...

Who wears boxers anymore anyway??

What is that about??

Because guys start it.

What a B.

Sarah and Judge Judy don't understand.

And it's not what you think!

What an ass!

Much better than Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey!

What a turd!

Ridiculous!

It's hard!

Wouldn't you??

Who does that??

Is that rude??

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

Brains AND beauty!

When is National "Stop Calling Them 'Blue Jeans' Day"??

Those kids torment you!

Fotsch's impersonation is spot on.

But does she really mean it??

It's HIS fault they spilled everywhere!

Oh, wait....this happens every year.

But we don't know what it's called, yet!

Never heard "Washington" pronounced that way....

What about to kids??

You don't bring it up!

"It was a three thing."

Too many people were in there!

The tattoo was the name of Mac Miller's dog, "Myron"

Hell yeah!

That's awful!

He can't do that!

Not allowed.

Because your stuff sucks!

Well, he had boots on.

Get in line!

And luckily, Emily is, too!

He's only 8!

RIP.

How exactly does that happen??

Poor Hewey!

Fotsch and Sarah can take care of that!

He wants an iPhone!

That's what moms are for!

That's what happens when you're the favorite grandchild!

Don't they have quicker ways to check??

Better to be safe than sorry!

That name!

Ridiculous!

She loves garland, too!

We'd rather watch them in our own privacy!

Only "Stove Top" will do.

Don't remind us what we haven't accomplished!

Is he gonna bring them back to his mom's house??

Depends...

He realizes this WHILE he's on the ladder...

Red beets??

Why does Fotsch have so many??

Especially when the balloons fall into the buildings!

Do what you gotta do!

Wow.

So. Hoosier.

Nooooooo!!

But it's only the ground turkey!

She wants to become a life coach.

She was trying to hurry!

Fotsch is a hoarder!

Maybe that was the only time he had to practice??

This is every day for some people.

Creative way to announce there's no school!

Don't we all??

Not cool.

When will he learn??

What makes you happy, Fotsch??

He's so full of it!

Next time, we won't explain why we made the decision, either.

Because we just want to relax!

His parents should be so proud.

Great idea by The American Cancer Society.

So awkward!

Leaving lights on for 4 months could be part of it.

They couldn't see anything!

She says her nine year-old doesn't mind!

A legitimate fear of Fotsch's.

They were feeling the effects of the California wildfires.

Is this right?

Now, he's claiming he died.

Her goals!!

Fotsch and Sarah give their feedback.

Awkward.

For man demanding cheetahs eat the zookeeper. So embarrassing.

We got to see all of them on our social media...

It has a 900-pound star at the top!

Pretty bold statement!

We hope it goes to good use!

Christmas decor addiction is a real thing!

Who doesn't??

So embarrassing!

She won't be getting her deposit back!

What a pansy!

He's not in 5th grade yet, Fotsch!

You can't learn about that by watching "Judge Judy".

They're getting paid well for it, too!

Do they make kids more violent??

Thanks for nothin!

Fotsch and Emily have their first married fight over this!

Fotsch nails it!

Um, so it will dry. Derrrr.

Suuuuuure. Blame it on the doll.

Well deserved.

Why can't you play spots in skinny jeans??

Hope he has time to enjoy it!

Fotsch and Sarah go over the results.

She had to drink her bathwater to stay alive....

Awkward.

So surprising.

It's important and stuff!

She's so feisty!

Fotsch has soooo many things...

That's a HUGE mistake!

Please give us the REAL reason!

He sounded like he was going to cry :-(

Disgusting.

Can't happen. Period.

Get a life.

We're all just more confused.

Some of those kids were SO sweet!

He was engaged before Ariana??

LAAAAAME!!!!

Ol' Goose!

What a turd!

Grand theft??

She's not allowed to age!

Don't be that hoosier mom.

It was the right move!

We can all agree candy corn sucks...

Let her!

She wasn't alone!

He was wearing a live shotgun...

Where's Twix??

So weird.

What a guy!

Fotsch shares his childhood story.

How does that happen??

That would've been horrible!

Not your place, lady.

"Just buy a suit!"

That's the worst!

Whaaatttttt???

The city of High Point apparently feels the same about peanut butter kisses.

Congrats, guys!

Everyone you see today will show you a picture of their cat....

Jeeeeeez!

Lame!!!

So sweeeeeet!

Genius idea...

"Judge Jerry" will premiere next fall.

Those can get nasty!

She says he was her hero!

Nailed it!

Kristen Bell and Keira Knightley think so.

People can get pretty creative!

How fun!

That tends to happen a lot!

What kind of question is this??

Twenty three inches is huge....

What a pansy!

Poor guy!

People complained that it's sexist.

It's tough!

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

He got himself a nice jack-o-lantern!

Depends.

He was not being honest!

Not allowed.

Because we're proud!

Ridiculous.

Fotsch makes a great point.

What's the problem??

Awkward.

Yes. That's bad.

Butt wipes do the same thing!

And DOESN'T get attacked...

Le them be kids!

Is this ok?

So they have to pay for their kids AND hers??

Should it matter if you're wealthy or not?

Is 20% enough??

What an EEEDIOT!

RIP.

They were so helpful!

So sad.

Poor little guy.

NOOOO!!!!

Barf.

Fail.

His will be all gone by Halloween.

Fotsch has a hairy ass!

'Ol Pink Cheeks!

Sarah got this one right!

Because we're responsible for everything!

That's what he gets for being lame and investing in the stock market....

"I'm glowing"!

You can smell your own farts??

"Is 'Thug Life' a record label??"

She has the best laugh!

That's a GREAT accent!

So men can understand it....

Eff that.

It earned him over $15,000 in cash and prizes!

Poor kid....

Great description, Sarah!

Not OK.

A lot of them are now called "Fall Parties".

She wasn't even singing!

This better NOT be true....

Just like Anastasia and Christian Grey!!

RIDICULOUS.

It's actually pretty interesting!

Please spare us the details....

He likes to get spray tans! Hahaaaaaa!!!

Hay bales?? NOOOOOOO!

Baseball??

He BETTER cry....

That's the best part of football!

Bennett is a smart kid!

Maybe they should change their name to "Mattress Firm & Soft"??

That's what happens when you talk about someone's family!

Laaaaaaaame!!!!

These are awesome.

Kids are so honest!

This lady needs help....

Fire him!

So weird.

What now??

Awkward.

That's why you can't keep filtering your pictures!

This one is great.

Then don't leave him out!

Good question...

Because they're comfy and they smell good!

That's grounds for fighting...

Make it stop!

That's pretty bad, Uncle Jay!

It's probably from cooking for him all the time!

None of us are surprised.

Too far.

Happens every year.

No wonder he gets embarrassed!

We happen to think they are!

That's too young!

"She's an attorney; she can buy her own car." Ha haaaaa!!!

And get himself a new one, of course.

What an EEEDIOT!

A "nibbin"??

We all have "under-comings"!

Good or bad?

Fotsch likes it because it's on sale!

Sarah's celebrating even though it's not her hair.

Now that's talent!

Guess he's not always an a-hole!

Aaaaand that's the last time he will ever babysit.

What is that is so sweet! er something like that...

Well, get it fixed and stop complaining!

How does that happen??

Fotsch isn't surprised...

Who are these people??

Bradley Cooper sure knew how to make her open up!

What is a AAA card, you ask??

He SHOULD be the voice of "50 Shades Of Grey"!

He gets his own shower??

He's not allowed to say that!

Hot women??

Happy honking??

He will earn between 19 cents and 45 cents an hour.

What's the point??

We can't wait to see it!

Don't offer to help then!

That's the best part!

It's an accessory!

Fotsch is enjoying the mental image.

He's never gonna be allowed to babysit again!

They're the best kind of men!

She feels he is weak.

Why can't you drink sea water??

Did you say "leggings"???

Fotsch tells us the way HE thinks you should brush your teeth.

Fotsch agrees that "39" is young!

So critical!

Plastic shorts??

It happens, people!

Ouch.

We secretly live for things like this.

Men can be such babies sometimes!

That's disgusting.

Poor guy!

So awkward!

Board games??

YIKES.

So dumb.

Did Fotsch ever drunk text??

Sarah nails it.

Ridiculous!

She will be great!

That's the only way you're going to win!

And Fotch torments him...

Those stoplights are a pain!

Noooooo!!!!

We can't imagine why!

Can't do that.

Groundbreaking.

Seriously??

Disgusting.

It's how he makes sure it's good!

Listeners give their opinion.

Huh??

Literally the best sound in the world!

So sweet!

How can people eat for that long??

Even if it's an "all-you-can-eat" buffet??

Wouldn't you wear something a little less obvious??

Radio??

What an a-hole.

They just got their marriage license!

Don't make excuses!

Get a life!

Great name.

Well done!

That won't last long.

But what if you don't look like Scott Eastwood??

A Michigan Commissioner enlightens us.

He's gonna get hotlined!

What a good heart he has!

Because they're needy- THAT'S why!

Because you need it!

They just wanted to look nice!

NO! GET OUT OF THERE!

Poor little guy.

She's on to something!

What did he just say there??

That's a lot of name-dropping there.

We sure have some funny listeners!

That's a tough spot.

Now he's got his own stick!

In front of her aunt and uncle!

Seriously??

Wrong.

They're bad...

Ouch.

She's right!

Anchovies are the worst!

Why is he so angry??

How does that even happen??

Give her a raise, will ya??

SO AWKWARD.

NOOOOOOOO!

YIKES.

The acting is terrible!

Unless you talk about her child!

Genius idea.

What a guy!

RIP.

That's quite a rap!

"We're out here having so much fun!"

She was so patient!

Terrible.

Gotta make that A** clap!

Be a little less obvious, will ya??

Great point!

Antibiotics can do that??

They must be pretty serious!

We think it's a GREAT idea!

"Incredicray"??

Tell her it's a love story!

He HATES being tickled!

SOCKS WITH SANDALS!!

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinions.

Drink coffee AND talk to old people?? YES, PLEASE!

The flip phone is making a comeback!

Will it work??

You can't just cover up the smell!

Get a life, people.

This is beyond messed up.

Latching a boat can be tough!

Fotsch just needs to keep his opinion to himself...

Bold move.

DadJoke

Great points!

Fotsch and Sarah read a message they got over the weekend.

Then don't be that way!

Typical!

Carrying on her diva ways!

Poor guy....

Meat sushi???

Gross.

Awkward.

Seriously??

It is if you're the one eavesdropping!

RUDE.

It's how we express ourselves!

How does that happen??

Stevie Wonder, Jennifer Hudson, and Fantasia Barrino will also be in attendance.

How do you spend that much at dinner???

Fragile Porcelain Mice??

Cheese noodles??

GROSS.

Sarah could do this!

How did that not leak??

It's time to take back control of her life!

Maybe she just likes that color??

Sounds like she was.

That's hoosier!

Sooo trashy!

We've all been there....

Terrible.

Her and Mariah Carey Are the WORST!

Wassup, Kathy and Jason!!

What an a-hole!

Whata guy!

What beard design will he have tomorrow??

All very valid points!

How much is too much??

Bet he won't do that again!

That's gonna be a loooooong memorial.

Awkward.

That's wayyyyyy better.

She fell in love with him while filming "Look Who's Talking".

This'll be good....

Sippin' on that Hennessy....

Ohhhhhhh, boy.

Genius!

Is it ok??

Just eat it!

One caller gives his opinion on the cancellation...

But Sarah just gave him the wrong information...

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

She does it in her free time!

THEY HAD MARKERS IN THEIR BACKPACKS!

It's "art"...

Be on the lookout!

Necessary?

Hold on, we have an incoming call.....

Beet juice??

Apparently, this makes Fotsch very angry!

She sang to herself to stay awake!

"You be smellin" were his exact words....

She's come a long way!

Sometimes, that's what you gotta do....

AND drinks coffee!

Gotta love the smell of a thrift shop.

"He's been rubbin' it like a devil!"

That's hard!

Sarah nailed it.

Great point, Fotsch!

Sounds like things are getting ugly.

The wives are more interesting!

Well don't get so close next time!

Gotta love that glue gun!

Why didn't we think of this sooner!

Maybe he was just hot!

Fotsch just got some "colored pants" there the other day!

All kids think their parents are annoying!

He better learn to like them!

That's a bit extreme...

Should she give them the time of day or not??

Great question.

How did she get to the police station??

Shouldn't he have gotten one a long time ago??

They can be dangerous!

Tingy's umbilical cord???

Those things can be hard to get out of!

She will be in our thoughts.

Thanks for sharing.

Smart boy!

That is the WORST.

Sarah??

We're sure you will anyway.

That can really happen??

He doesn't care who doesn't agree with him supporting Trump.

"Are you down wit it?"

Wow. So sweet.

This has almost happened to Fotsch a time or two!

We hope she shares stories about Charlie Sheen!

They look EVERYWHERE.

Probably not gonna happen, Charlie...

He won't come when you tell him to!

It can happen!

She IS???

Don't rush it!

You gotta watch the whole thing!

That is the WORST.

Pass!

Then when you DO, they complain you didn't do it right!

BECAUSE WE CARE.

AND she's 96!!

Great pick!

Would you buy them??

That's great advice!

Pretty much sums it up!

We don't blame her!

Gotta stand up for what's right!

She lived a long life!

How can she keep herself busy??

So true!

For his bow ties!

Lovely...

We don't have to tell you to celebrate....

Such safe answers!

Cornbreattttt!

Sarah shares her answer.

Isntit??

Join the club!

Fotsch talks about his "Bugle Boy" shorts....

Ridiculous.

Fotsch would still like to see the videos, though.

We miss her music!

We appreciate that.

Aaaaand that was their last date.

Because they're lazy. THAT'S why.

It's not just girls!

Don't knock it 'til you try it!

That age difference isn't THAT bad....

It halfway worked!

Ever heard of it??

Beautiful!

Do her and Paul have one??

So sweet.

We might give it a watch.

Words can haunt you; even from 1987!

EVERYONE knows one...

Well, do you want her to be on time??

Anne- Margaret???

Not surprised!

Better have good ankle support!

Rude!

Mimi's tougher than she looks!

Every. Time.

We're buying more time!

She says her tweet "was political, not racist".

A great song to learn how to spell!

Sarah was so proud!

Interesting.

Give them a shout-out!

So. Much. Drama.

Please don't.

Why does he sound like he's in a church choir??

Typical.

So she likes ice cubes, huh???

Bad naked.

We hope she recovers.

He calls it "The Pain Cave".

Will he tells us how much is in his bank account??

Will Posh Spice agree??

Fotsch shares a few from his collection....

How does that even happen??

Gross.

Fotsch has it DVR'd!

That's a great impersonation!

So hoosier!

IN BED.....sleeping in bed with her pet pig....

That's against Royal Rules!

Fotsch tells us James Brown didn't know how to read or write.....

He likes to play with his kitty??

Listeners give their opinions.

Some of these things should NEVER be done!

It's a big deal when you brought exact change!

WASH HER CAR, WILL YA??

So true! Haha.

Is that a joke??

All bathing suits are revealing!

A lot of women do that!

Can he not take a hint??

79% of people do.

Awkward.

Apparently, "Annabelle" was scarring.

Is that bad??

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

Genius!

Go get some more!

He really sounds like that??

Randall takes a stab at it this time.

Poor Audrey....

Fotsch sure wants it to be...

Awkward...

Ass. Hole.

It happens!

Congrats!

At least it had alcohol in it!

Muscles??

Gross.

Seriously??

That's what happens when your teeth are too big!

Some of those are kinda funny!

RUDE.

What's she pickin' up??

MAYBE HE SHOULD'VE PRINTED THEM OFF.

He's in BIG trouble....

Now THAT'S talent!

Who knew "Cephus" was Offsets last name??

Fotsch and Sarah share their opinion....

Bad idea?

She has made a full recovery....

Maybe he'll play a nice Joker??

It's "Sicario", not "Serpico".

He's very particular.

We don't want them.

Fotsch and Sarah share their opinion.

And share war stories!

Maybe it gets old!

Don't tempt us....

They served cake from their wedding.

Basically, everything Justin Bieber isn't...

A kissing coach??

Yikes.

We need more friends like him!

A shirt he wears EVERY day...

Why do they sound EXACTLY the same??

RUDE.

$100??? What a schmuck!

Are we surprised?

Kiss everyone you see! Kidding...

Always have a paper backup!

Total bromance.

Terrible!

Typical!

We saw that coming!

Hand, Foot, And Mouth Disease!

Soooo interesting.

But that's such a great price!

But, please don't.

She was being innovative!

Is it borderline cheating??

RUDE!

There's so many big words!

Listeners share their opinion...

It was the foil that got him!

Wendy William's ssshhh's her!

Along with every other day....

Guess they should've had a gift shop.

TERRIBLE.

Every. Damn. Time.

Maybe it'll surprise us!

He didn't even have to show a weapon!

Could this have anything to do with Hailey Baldwin??

She's not a monkey!

Is that something she's supposed to handle??

MUSTARD?? Get the hell outta here with that.

How sweet!

He's over it!

GREAT question, Sarah......

Also, Chris Pratt goes on a picnic lunch with Katherine Schwarzenegger!

He LIKES doing it!

Listeners share their stories!

That's awful!

The album is called "Everything Is Love".

How does that happen??

Pretty sure we all saw this coming....

That's gotta suck.

Well, what if they need one??

Is that really being "unfaithful"??

LAAAAAAAAME.

Pool hopping with Mommy??

Nice job, Buchbinder!

Those are good!

Breaking News: It's scary.

Who assaults Daffy Duck?? What an a-hole!

Oh my.

That's normal 'round these parts!

Will his mom be cool about it??

Why would she talk about that on a first date??

EEEDIOT.

Sarah surprise Fotsch with her knowledge of Bull Durham...

Should you??

Why is Fotsch asking so many questions??

That's what we do!

That's it??

They should've made them finish!

Smart man!

And a not so furry animal...

Listeners share their feedback.

So ridiculous.

That's huge.

Poor Tingy!

Good for them??

These questions were much better this time!

A video of the renewal played at one of their shows!

Only when she needs cash, though!

Why is Fotsch so willing to help out??

Will he be honest??

Nailed it.

Only if they have a sense of humor!

Awkward....

So sad.

How does that happen??

So hoosier!

Poor, Dan.

Get a life!

The name's a little long....

So hoosier.

That's awesome!

Get over it.

Sick.

Even if it is on accident!

Fotsch and Sarah share their stories.

That cat is fine!

Dayyyyyum!!

Sarah responds to the drama surrounding the cancellation.

He's bad at it, too!

That's awful!

Listeners give their feedback.

Good!

Riveting...

That's criminal!

Think about it.

Ohhhhhh, he'll be fine.

Fotsch tries to point out the positives of the situation...

Awkward.

Because we don't expect you to have one!

Because they'd rather sit back and make fun of us!

So many bleeps!

Listeners share their horror stories!

Gotta pay more attention!

Good move.

NO.

Don't gawk!

So rude!

Gross.

Typical....

WHAT????

Nice intro, buddy!

Hard to believe...

AND HE HAS TO GET HIS APPLES FOR THE WEEK!

Fotsch, just stop....

What an a-hole.

He's right.

Good for her!

Will he keep it down??

Barf.

The donation went toward Ellen's Wildlife Fund.

With an undercover cop!

That should be interesting!

Does he agree??

Is that bad??

That's terrible.

Sounds like a local story!

They are a bit extreme...

Oops.

Fotsch asks Chris, the HR Lady.

Maybe he won't get any more lovin' then!

Really?!?

Rude.

Or do they??

According to Simon Cowell....

Awkward.

Well, hurry up then!

Fotsch and Sarah give their feedback.

That's awful!

Awkward...

Love that smell!

And Fotsch talks about how he didn't watch the Royal Wedding...

Fotsch talks about not watching it.....

Such a deep voice!

The one is THE BEST!

NOT HAPPENING.

We can do it on our own THANK YOU.

There's no need to lay on your back to powder yourself....

It is not known if he will perform at the ceremony or reception.

The school allowed him to register after he told them he was homeless.

Damn paparazzi....

If you have a problem, that's your problem....

That's to be expected from him!

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

Yes, yes I do.

Ohhhhh, boy.

Was that normal??

The only thing that will settle her down are her hair extensions...

That's why he burnt the hashbrowns.

Ridiculous!

Wrong.

He had ONE job!

YOU DON'T DEAL YOURSELF FIRST!

NO!!!

Oops!

How else are you supposed to get a prize outta there??

Better mind your P's and Q's or you''ll get taken off the list!

Fotsch has an interesting theory...

Can't leave town without your weave!

Oops.

Okayyyyyyy!!!!

'Bout time! Get it??

DVR is set!

Cleaning the grease pit???

Sarah's mom is brutal!

Sarah missed the mark.

Listeners share their horror stories.

Shouldn't this have happened a while ago??

JLo isn't a quitter!

No one wants limits on watching videos!

That's terrible!

It's not that bad!

That same day!

SHOCKING!

Who hasn't! haha.

The paparazzi can be so annoying.

That's definitely something American idol wouldn't want us to know!

Beautiful!

Because you should always agree with us!

Well deserved!

He's eaten two Big Macs a day since 1972!

Sick.

Amazing!

What a great cause!

What an a-hole!

RIP.

Her investment has grown 10 times since 2015.

She will neither confirm nor deny....

Sounds worse than it actually is!

Those were horrible!

RIP.

Probably not!

How exciting!

Awful....

Sarah called it!

Listeners give their feedback.

Big surprise!

That's terrible!

Listeners share their feedback.

Rude.

What a pansy!

Gross.

What if it's research for your job??

What an A-HOLE!

Interesting.

We don't blame him!

What about a bonus instead??

So awkward!

He 's so right!

Don't do that!!

She has 95-inch hips!

Run, David!

What's wrong with that??

That's awful!

The Queen would never allow that!

Guilty!

How does he remember that??

It's so violent!

Janice "Hop"lin.

Why are guys asking??

Spaghetti and corn sounds good!

She talks about her experience filming "Tulley".

He LOST it!

Listeners share their nicknames...

Gross.

Absolutely!

SO UNCOMFORTABLE!!

She cray.

So scary.

Yikes.

Find a new husband.

Live PD is the best!

At least 50% of you don't...

We thought they were BFF's!

Chills.

Unbelievable.

Sarah was half correct.

So tacky.

We're excited!

Except it wasn't a corpse...

Awkward.

All while trying to surprise her....

Age is just a number!

So rude!

RUN.

RIP.

Great comment by her lawyer....

What's the problem??

Listeners give their feedback.

RUDE.

Also, Mariah Carey is crazier than we thought....

Did she do something wrong??

Be romantic and don't rip ass.

But he can have gel, toothpaste, and a brush on there???

That's the risk you take!

So sad.

It took fire fighters and butter to remove it...

And Fotsch says something inappropriate at church.

He did so good!

Typical!

Celebrities always are!

Do you blame her??

Listeners share their stories.

Grocery bags???

So amazing.

Fotsch and Sarah share theirs.

Gotta have it with tomato soup!

Good for her!

So uncomfortable.

To let you know not to get close!

On "accident".

RUDE.

This should be good.

Not cool.

So uncomfortable...

Some of her answers surprised us!

Could be worse!

Tingy will be so excited!

They're too yummy!

Fotsch and Sarah give their advice.

Does his mommy let him build them in the house??

Climax Springs???

Fotsch and Sarah share theirs.

Sounds like a disaster!

Makes us hungry...

Horrible.

If you don't like pizza, you're an a-hole.

Somebody's gotta do it!

She may have taken it a little far...

That's not a good friend!

Poor little guy!

Yikes.

Love it!

Why are these so important?

Listeners share their feedback.

Who apparently is a very famous actor!

How thoughtful of him...

Called "P8NT", or "Point" as Fotsch calls it...

They sound like they're to die for!

No way!

Maybe it's only David that does...

Listeners give their feedback.

It was worth $21 million!

That's a killer pick!

That's pretty bad.....

His in-laws aren't gonna like this!

Nice try, Fotsch!

Until they bring them back in a couple months....

Bathing suit optional.

Sarah didn't see that coming....

So well prepared. Haha.

No more YouTube videos....

LAME!!!!!

Awkward silences are the best!

Listeners give their feedback.

Holy shinkies!

All while his bodyguard was distracted....

Boringgggggg.

Nobody was even upset!

That's what Mimi does!

That's gotta sting...

She can't find his lips!

Fotsch did NOT just say that....

They did great!

Thanks a lot, David!

Gross.

Listeners give their feedback.

That's second to Obama's 2008 interview.

That's a broken promise we would be ok with...

Yikes!!!

That's awful!

That high note was tough!

He sounded like Vanilla Ice!

That was brutal!

Make sure you "explore" before committing...

What about all the other things they've told him not to comment about??

So dumb.

This is getting good...

It was supposed to say "I'm a good LUCK charm."

But he got to go to Best Buy first!

Men holding puppies and babies are the CUTEST!

Ouch.

This was a surprise to us!

No! Welcome to adulthood!

Sarah didn't see this one coming...

Where is "the middle"??

Don't we all??"

Really???

For real.

Were they honest??

Should it be banned?

Listeners share their stories.

That's worth standing in line for!

Now they REALLY won't be interesting!

Fitting.

And no makeup. And no bra.

Is it ok for young kids to tell each other they love them??

They both love Fruity Pebbles!

Fotsch always loses!

What an ass!

"Attack of the Wiener Man"!!

What a creep!

Well, he knows where everything is!

He loves Sephora!

Shouldn't she ask someone a little taller??

Will she answer??

"Oh, no. They went public with it."

Listeners share their horror stories.

That's one way to try to sell a house...

Do you blame her??

Apparently, Google knew what Sarah was talking about...

Not at all!

Especially about food!

Don't we all?

Awkward.

They are $2 billion in debt...

WHOA.

Pretty clever!

But it was worth it!

Spring ahead!

Apparently, this is supposed to "keep the peace".

Ouch.

Were they honest??

His answer surprised Sarah!

Listeners give their feedback.

He held it for 47 days...

Fotsch needs "dippin sauce"!!

And "standing up" his friends...

Not ok!

Will he respond??

Not cool.

HAWT.

Ohhhhhh, no.

That's a big deal!

For emergencies! Duh!

What the HELL?

Maybe it was good luck!

That's awful.

What's new??

Serious enough to talk babies!

Don't sing over the music!

How exciting.

Not what Sarah expected...

Listeners give their feedback.

So sweet.

It will star Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio.

The "people watching" would be incredible!

Rude...

Sending it to the right phone number might help...

He sounds like he's getting soft!

Those poor kids were so disappointed!

Good!

His mother should be so proud....

That's awful....

Yikes.

Listeners share there stories.

Why do people want to cry when they watch shows??

On "Whooooo'd You Rather?"

That's the only way you're going to get anything!

Who hasn't??

That's gotta sting!

Well, he was honest.

What's the norm on that??

That's easy to do!

It's a big sign....

Listeners give their feedback.

These are good!

What's the problem??

She has to be beautiful...

She sold 85% of Elvis Enterprises in 2004 for $100 million...

Not cool.

It must be love!

So awkward!

Yikes.

SO sad.

The water wasn't coming from her...

Heart melting.

He got so uncomfortable!

THE best one yet!

Listeners give their feedback.

Even push kids out of the way!

Yesssss!

Awful.

Listeners give their feedback.

Touch-less massages??

That SUCKS!

Bald emojis!

Awkward.

He's so smart!

Killed it!

Can it save Fotsch from mispronouncing it??

Listeners give their opinion.

This is going to make working together very awkward...

Not ok.

People under the age of 18 are not allowed to watch.

He's ok!

So awkward!

Ohhhh, boy...

Idiots...

Pretty brave considering her size!

So thirsty...

It's not as off the wall as we thought!

He should've just bought it!

We think she got embarrassed!

What does Emily think of this??

LAME!!

Pass!

The shoes are being resold for $2,000.

Awful.

So embarrassing.

Time to start a new one!

So awkward!

That's so rude!

That's breaking bro code!

Not ok.

Good job, boys!

She's so amazing.

Gross.

Can he even ride it??

Either one will be AMAZING.

Rude!

There better not be!

NF sounds like a cry baby!

He says it "locks in the flavor". Barf.

What an EEEDIOT!

Awkward...

She would be perfect!

That's pretty sad...

So cute!

Because we want an honest answer!

Thirty year old's need lovin, too!

Listeners give their opinion.

PASS.

And she ate cornBREAD to celebrate!

Awkward.

What if they're not your manager??

So she made a game out of it.

Bring on the flu!

Rude.

Those poor kids!

We hadn't noticed!

It's so great when he's uncomfortable.

WHY??

Not today, Satan.

Pretty serious claims.

She may have done a little more than that....

Convenience fees are for the birds!

Things got a little awkward!

Rude.

These are amazing!

Rural.

How is this different than any other day??

His wife was not ok with that...

Not fooling us, Wal-mart!

Is this really a thing??

He would be.

That's awful!

Seriously??

Fotsch and Sarah try their hardest to compliment each other.

That's awful.

And Sarah wants Willem Dafoe's cheekbones.

She'd rather have a massage...

She's the best!

Listeners share their stories.

Seriously.

Not today, Satan.

When would she have the time??

He keeps falling asleep!

Listeners share their admissions.

Congrats!

That was awful!

How does that happen??

He let her!

Awkward.

So weird.

That's really a thing??

Call them out??

So good.

So adorable!

We should all live our lives this way!

Listeners share their stories.

Not smart.

It's NOT Ok!

Listeners give their feedback.

We need a name!

Well, kind of.

Yessssss!!!

Oh, boy.

Fotsch and Sarah ask the HR Lady.

Guess who ended up with a belly ache??

Lame!

Aren't hot and spicy the same thing??

Rude.

Instant mashed potatoes!

No. They don't.

Nailed it.

It only took him a year and a half!

Uneven eyebrows are the WORST.

Call me!

Paparazzi is against the law in Dubai.

PASS.

Mom fail.

Well done!

Dayyyyum.

He may not have to do anything!

Tingy??

Tears.

He's not a big "Sam Smith" fan!

Guess what? He's an a-hole!

Emily enlightens us on how obsessed her actually is.

Well, he did cheat...

Her and Kim clearly aren't fond of each other.

After being declared dead by three doctors...

It could be worse!

Good for her!

This is good.

Listeners give their feedback.

Royal's rules...

Ridiculous.

Wow.

YES.

Happens every time.

He is willing to go to the opera!

Sarah gives her take on it.

Not cool.

And it's healthy!

Some hope she will!

Interesting.

It got down to -36 degrees.

Holy Oprah...

We've all done this, right??

He reached his question limit...

This is gonna be good!

She goes to COSCO??

He thought his wife's fingernail glue was his eye drops. Ouch.

What a PANSY!

Hopefully he says he doesn't want to change anything about himself!

Shawty.

Not funny, Fotsch.

Those darn cigars!

That will help his son, also!

Yikes.

Great point!

We know her a little better now!

"Old People Plunge"

So. Embarrassing.

Too long.

With two women.

Not cool, White Castle.

Hostile. Work. Environment

Cheap ass!

Listeners give their feedback.

Bad naked.

Maybe we'll take a gamble...

Fotsch made part of this story up.

Duh.

Sarah learned this the hard way.

Keep hoping!

Simon Cowell?? Seriously??

It even helps Christmas trees last longer??

We have to look good!

Oh, the possibilities.

So adorable!

Well deserved!

Not ok.

Eek.

Poor grandma.

Bad mom!

Not today, Satan!

LAME!

Thank you, doctor.

Make sure they're chocolate chip, will ya??

Yikes!

Against his will! Haha.

Who doesn't do this??

So great!!

What's there to debate??

No way.

Why won't the door open??

Untrue.

He needs lovin, too!

Nooooo!

He doesn't know what "YW" means...

So good!

Listeners share their stories.

If you're Michael Jackson, you can do that.

It's genetic!

What does that look like exactly??

Love it!

He sounds like one of The Beatles!

Which are a lot.

He turns 54 today.

Clever.

He's had a rough year...

And a man bun!

He could last year??

HAWT.

Good for them!

Pretty clever.

Ha haaaaa!!

So good.

So adorable.

Every time!

For free coffee...

Neat!

"When you mess with fire, you're gonna get burned."

Why you gotta mention it's an all female cast??

This is great.

Local teachers share their stories!

Not bad.

What an EEEDIOT.

Is that allowed??

Fotsch and Sarah Ask Chris, The Hr Lady

But Emily does!

Bug spray??

It probably costed that much to make!

They are??

And Fotsch tries to name all the movies with numbers in their title...

Noted!

Good. He needs it.

So sad.

Lame.

What's a "Marcedes"??

You can't multi-task while you're on the phone!

These are endless!

And talks about herself the whole time...

Weird.

Why don't they have first names??

Expected.

Bad naked.

He gets so mad!

Listeners share their stories.

Yummy!

She must've been PISSED!

WHY?????

Poor guy.

Listeners share their stories.

Horrible.

Can you get second-hand arousal??

He's also a billionaire...

Good for him!

Fotsch gives his explanation.

Listeners give us their feedback.

Genius!

Oh, come on!

Bad deal.

RUDE!

The man she was cheating on her husband with , that is.

So amazing.

Hope it was worth it!

That's awful.

Not cool.

This is a no-brainer.

"He tastes like Jack when I'm kissing him."

Listeners share their stories.

Well deserved!

Uh, yeah?

Her and like, one other person...

What??

We can't help it.

Popping pimples is the best!

Classy.

That's why she looks familiar!

Don't comment if you don't have ovaries!

Hand CREAM robber.

These are good!

Listeners share their stories.

Especially in football!

So, we're $6.6 billion in debt.

Meghan Markle is one lucky lady!

Bad. Naked.

Do we really wanna know??

The holidays are going to be awkward.

Yet, we can't pay our bills...

Typical.

She's performing at her own wedding??

Poor little guy.

What kind of question is that??

Just make sure to leave the door open!

Oh, ya think??

You can't ask that!

Baby Daddy.

Is that bad??

You can't mess around when it comes to jewelry!

Wow.

She put her car in drive instead of reverse!

Must be nice!

Nailed it!

Listeners give us their stories.

What a waste of perfectly good hair!

He had been incarcerated for 46 years.

Atta boy!

Oops.

What a turd.

That's every day for us.

Genius!

Anything he does is hot.

One word: LEGOS.

We need to try some of these!

Diddy's son was also there. Awkward.

Creepy.

His name was "Foxy Autumn".

NO, NO, NO!!!!

We don't all have a "Christmas schedule", Fotsch.

What a d-bag.

No politics, please!

That laugh is SUPER awkward...

And to steal money...

Mimi is never allowed to drive again.

Sarah won't want to hear his answer.

Fotsch gives his reason...

Perfect for kissing!

Michelle and Barak Obama are regulars at his restaurant.

Yes, Fotsch.

We wouldn't never guessed some of her answers!

Dirty.

He was just cold!

And more of your Whisper Confessions.

Scott and Sarah share their stories.

YESSSSS!!!

And Scott doesn't get his girlfriend a present for their anniversary.

That's full on diva...

A paper airplane?? Seriously??

Tingy??

They could be your neighbor!

It involves her not wearing a bra...

Christmas decorating took priority.

Ouch.

Who's better??

Some people are very happy about this.

Man, was he uncomfortable!

His reason is amazing.

Luckily, he didn't have to hit that awful note...

And he tries to justify it!

Well done, boys.

Gotta keep those things private, man.

Not good.

What is there to debate??

Because we have a heart.

Whoopsie daisy.

These are good!

Fotsch apparently sees nothing wrong this.

Never heard of having that urge while tanning...

The other 20% are liars!

Snoring is THE WORST!

Scary.

These get pretty creative!

Because, let's face it...dating sucks.

We saw this coming...

Such a sweet story.

What if you wanna be bitten??

Candy corn SUCKSSSS!

The Exorcist, for sure.

Poor The Weekend...

It caused $5,600 worth of damage.

He's ok.

Awkward.

Don't make out at the movies then!

"Here Comes Da Judge".

Sounds like a math problem.

Frenemies??

Listeners share their stories.

Will Tingy have his mommy's back??

DL has taken a thunderous poo before!

Figuratively...

Gross!

Wouldn't that scare you??

Surprise, surprise!

Understandable with everything going on about Harvey Weinstein.

Leave the kids out of it!

We are bad about that.

Red. Flag.

Not today, Satan.

Bethenny Frankel!

It's a five year deal.

How lazy!

Apparently, her makeup bag wasn't the only thing that was stolen...

And does a horrible job!

He chews gum like a camel!

Sounds dangerous!

WHAATTTTT????

Our listeners give us theirs.

Fotsch is not allowed to wear them.

That's like, two handbags...

Perfect pick.

And Fotsch gets a new nickname...

Yikes!

Broken arm AND sober?? Poor guy!

Not surprised.

TMI.

Our favorite so far!

Little different than reading the news.

Riveting.

For political reasons??

Sarah would not be able to do this.

Smart move!

He wants to make her smile like that! So sweet.

So true.

It will air on November 24th!

The right way...over!

Sarah knew exactly who it was!

Lame!

Is it more lenient??

Our listeners answer.

They allowed that??

We hope you get better soon!

Being married to Ryan Reynolds would certainly help...

His poor wife twisted her ankle!

And other confessions we can all relate to...

How will this go over?

And Sarah doesn't know how to properly fill out an RSVP.

Very unique!

Alex will have a whole new look next Monday!

Be careful out there!

Soul sisters!

They also like to play the piano...

Listeners share their stories...

Perfect!

Dressed in a tux!

What an EEEDIOT!

She's taking over the world!

He missed.

Because we have a lot to do!

The incident happened on TRL in 2003.

Is it wrong or right??

More "First Date Horror Stories"!

That's a big jump in sales for Coach!

Will he admit it??

We love these stories!

Great example!

That was pretty good.

These are good...

Moving on up.

Yikes.

RUDE.

He would.

Listeners share their favorites...

Dad of the Year.

So sad.

Trucker's wear jean jackets??

Awkward.

And Tingy gets a toy destructive toy for his birthday.

Noooooo!

EEDIOT.

Primate section! Yes!

Nick Reed is a comedic genius.

That doesn't sound weird at all.

Not cool!

Nailed it!

So great.

Not smart.

Yes!

Nailed it!

Listeners give their opinion.

Thank you, Fotsch.

Well, it's coming.

That's one expensive cake...

That drug dealer is in big trouble.

It's for work purposes!

You're our hero.

Hard to comprehend.

She was facing the wrong way!

So sad.

We don't have an answer for that...

Um, yikes.

How about just don't cheat??

IN GERMANY.

She looks absolutely beautiful.

On accident!

This should be every day.

Apparently, he thought it was a carrot??

Then, all is well!

Listeners share their stories.

Nailed it.

Sarah tries to guess which one he will tell.

Even ten years later...

What a BABY!

RIP.

It involved Legos...

Smart woman.

What an exciting life he lives.

These poor people...

Oops!

So glad to have TRL back!

Except "must be able to have their heartbroken and then have a song written about it".

He was SO adorable!

We ask the listeners.

The police never found him!

Congratulations to her and Travis Scott.

Ohhhhh, boy...

That's loyalty.

Our Sales Assistant will get revamped by the Power Glam Squad!

Montiah Sabbag.

She's a strong woman.

Fotsch and Sarah ask Chris, the HR Lady about it.

These are pretty bad.

He also tried to stick $100 bill into a credit card reader.

So brutal.

All guys do that!

Because we get food envy. That's why.

So embarrassing.

How does that even happen??

How will you celebrate??

So horrible.

He's very honest!

No big deal.

Bey and J need protection.

How does that happen??

Bless her heart.

He's a smart man!

"Yeah, baby".

His answer may surprise you.

These are great!

Along with a lot of other things!

At least it's not the kids!

Who wouldn't??

With Royals gear!

"Do you cut a hole in your back to poop?"

How convenient.

Why wouldn't she steal something smaller??

Who cut the cheese??

If anyone could, it's him!

Poor Tingy...

Ohhhhh, boy.

Not today, Satan.

We can relate!

Because guys don't talk about interesting things...

That's bad.

We get your feedback.

Poor Tingy!

Creepy.

In Columbia, MO!

Isn't that pretty normal??

He answered all three!

Sounds difficult.

Do they really need to be told??

Who does that??

He's not down with the hos.

One of the many things...

A little girl!

Will you be watching??

Where's he gonna put it??

RUDE.

LAME!

How romantic.

Would you want to be feuding with him??

Cheaters!

Don't we all...

Chris, The HR Lady, answers.

Who wants a pear when they're drunk??

Bring it!

That sounds like our kind of place!

Yikes.

That poor kid.

At least he's not in denial!

Where's it going to go??

He should know this!

What kind of noise was that??

And it wasn't Sarah!

Tied with Katy Perry.

One of the many reasons we love Ellen.

Well done, Pizza Hut!

So sad.

So awesome.

That's ridiculous!

One of our favorites to date.

...because he doesn't have a car.

Unbelievable.

So great to see everyone coming together.

Why do guys make bets like this??

He sounds awesome.

Can they ruin a relationship??

What's the importance??

It's great to see so many people come together.

The world needs more babies!

He gave no reason for his outburst.

No, Fotsch, "a kennel" is not acceptable.

Apparently, you need a price tag on EVERYTHING.

Wonder who this is about??

Not ok.

What will she do now??

Will she do it??

Or maybe "foster childs"!

Nice work, Donny!

Get a life!

All $759 million of it!

We're not sure that's going to help...

It better have been for her!

Get a life!

We know you're not buying candles!

According to Fotsch.

When he has them, of course.

That's awful.

There goes her company card!

Love that man.

And we like to see them!

We were!

That's pretty neat.

He shouldn't have been texting!

Sounds awesome!

AGAIN...

We'd like to see Britney Spears perform.

Not good.

A cruise for $75??

"I've been peepin' you from across the room."

Sarah was close!

Where else is she supposed to put it??

Also, Paris Hilton compares herself to Princess Diana.

Very sweet.

Get a life.

So adorable!

No!

Just be supportive and keep your mouth shut....

AWKWARD.

The name is a little complicated!

Yikes.

Sh was awarded $1.

Are you supposed to??

What a pig.

We will still miss them, though!

So sad.

Sandra, the Receptionist, is ready for a fresh, new look!

Sooooo lazy!

What did Dr. Phil think of it??

He's welcome at our house anytime!

What does her husband think about that??

That's great news!

He answered that quick!

Fotsch and Sarah ask for input.

We seriously hope so.

DON'T USE FIRE!

You probably won't win, though.

Now THAT'S a good friend.

That's awful.

Nailed it.

His answer may surprise you.

And Liev Schreiber confront his ex-wife's new man.

It will come with quotes from Selena.

How does that even happen??

Crossing the line much??

Hard pass.

What a control freak!

Sounds about right.

But only to prove his wife wrong.

Nick Reed for the win!

He's in denial.

Woman asks date to represent her brother after finding out he's a lawyer.

That's it??

SHE'S MARRIED!

Well, that makes two of us!

Um....No.

Every. Time.

We all will pay that, too.

Ohhhhh.

Yes! Duh!

Such a "Sarah" move.

Students are becoming obsessed with counting steps and calories.

She has never seen Paul this mad.

DON'T DO IT!

"Mom Brain" at its finest.

He had chicken in both hands!

The show will be hosted by DC Young Fly.

Ridiculous.

LAME.

Are they ready for the big day??

Yes! It is!

Babyyyyyyy.

We read you answers.

Also, he was dressed like a clown!

So. Rude.

Local "celebrity" drives date nuts.

Spoiler Alert: She falls.

RIP

It wasn't even a real shark!

Because apparently, "towels are too small".

Literally.

Teaching your children to be criminals...That's nice.

Nailed it.

So uncomfortable!

At 1:30 in the afternoon??

Awkward.

Maybe don't order those next time...

Cute couple!

Is that bad??

Hear who won the race!

Diverging diamonds.....

Those are pretty good.

A "conflict free life"?? Seriously??

Or at least that's what she thinks.

He's so cute.

Oh. OOOOH.

This one is beyond neurotic.

Nailed it.

He tweeted his response.

That's quite the sacrifice.

Just listen to the bride...

Sarah is not ok with that.

Sarah's boyfriend just tells his friends!

Frozen....in a glacier.

His wife, Jada, reacts.

No thanks.

But did Sarah??

Some people seem to think so!

Aren't they going to take Sarah's opinion into consideration??

Poor guy!

Alex, RUN!

Interesting.

Shouldn't every day be Shark Awareness Day??

So exciting!

He's six. What do you think??

It could be worse!

Now what?

We can all relate!

Lady, please don't have any more children.

Apparently, mommies aren't allowed.

Awful.

How sweet!

What do you think??

Not very safe.

Poor girl.

She burned a ton of calories, though!

Understandable.

Ridiculous!

Chris has no words!

....while Sarah rolls her eyes.

Free slurpee's at 7-Eleven! Too bad we don't have one...

She just didn't want her to leave!

Not cool.

Why is she asking him??

Stop.

RUDE.

Pass.

Well done, Coach!

Or Fotsch just can't read...

Sounds about right!

Sarah and Chad can't relate.

This is a little more personal than he's used to!

Most importantly, have funn.....

Why??

Good for him.

He's awful.

Fotsch gives his answer.

So sweet.

So good!

Hear what the Future Mrs. Fotsch says!

Amen!

MMMMUAH!

Would that really work??

Why would she??

It could've been her??

One-pieces are the thing now!

Good show!

Hopefully you have a lot of friends!

So sweet.

Sarah didn't even know!

It's amazing Fotsch is still alive.

WHAT??

GET OUT OF THERE!

GROSS.

It's ok to pee in the pool. It's not ok to admit it.

Noooooooo.

AMAZING.

Pass.

DON'T.

Why is it broken??

He is NOT happy.

Poor guy!

Fotsch asks Sarah for her feedback.

Don't do that!

Excuse me?

Yikes.

That's what money can buy you!

RUDE.

Nick Reed and Fotsch take opposing views.

They go together like peas and carrots.

Rough life.

Was it all a set-up??

That's awful!

Not good.

Yes.

Dr. Baker gives us her advice!

Then, makes her think she lost it!

Nooooo!

Good job, grandma!

Smart man!

Ohhhhh, boy.

Barney!

Two weeks ago! How did we not know this??

Seriously??

Sick!

Not today, Satan.

Thighs are not hips.

Interesting.

Yayyyyyyy.

Sad.

Ummmmm.

Yikes.

She kilt it!

What???

Pregnancy tests and Paternity tests are NOT the same thing, Fotsch.

At least it's going to charity!

Not even close.

NOT TRUE!

Borrrrringgggggg.

Woman looks like Donald Trump.

We're not surprised!

Jeez, Grandpa!

Also, RIP Ham Pineappoulos.

Mandy Moore doesn't think so!

Awkward.

Ouch.

Don't bring random chicks home!

What if he really isn't??

Also, Barbara Bush is 92!

Sarah thinks this is a no-brainer.

Listeners give us their opinion.

BORRRRRING.

PASS.

RUDE.

Wrapped up like douche...

At least they compromised!

Why??

Congratulations!

Displaying Fotsch's career.

Excuse me?

Yikes.

Grandma Fotsch was 92.

They are so similar.

Seriously??

Fotsch is so rude!

Pass.

Ouch.

Not worth it.

Fotsch gives his take.

Sooooo interesting.

Says Trump family is trying to ruin her life.

So great.

They should've helped him sooner!

Why????

They sucked. Haha.

Home stand this weekend.

Cringe-worthy.

What are compression shorts??

Does she approve??

It's serious now!

Shia LaBeouf also gets booted from a bowling alley.

Not good.

Sick.

That's pretty bad.

Shes the WORST driver...

Sweet!

Don't mess up the order next time!

She gets REALLY worked up!

We'll miss you so much.

RIP

Tacky?

Is it a dis??

Jeez.

Just listen to her!

Who worse? Your mom or dad??

What hairdressers REALLY think....

We want to be Drake's friend!

Fotsch does his best Johnny Depp impersonation.

Her neighbors got a show.

Why would he put it there??

She makes the perfect receptionist!

How did Baby Daddy and Sarah's boyfriend get along??

Do you think they were honest??

Liars!

Starving yourself DOESN'T WORK!

Ha!

Sounds believable.

Not sure that's a compliment.

So adorable.

Really??

Besides him being her boss.

Gross.

No!!!!!!

Dr. Bakers gives us her opinion!

That what he gets for taking her to that movie!

That's gonna be one good-looking kid.

Why didn't I think of this??

You can't flip off old people!

You'll be just fine, Kanye.

Sarah seems to think so.

Will this payback for humiliating all of their guests??

Will he answer all 3 questions??

Not if he's constipated!

What's next??

We agree!

Nice try!

Leave some jobs for the rest of us!

Excuse me?

Ridiculous

Fotsch is rubbing off on him!

And it's not what you would think.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

What a little turd!

Just start "renting" things.

"Play That Song" by Train.

Got eeeeem!

Cry me a river.

And fails.

That's stupid rich.

His first answer may shock you!

Do we want to know??

Sarah says yes.

Dr. Baker, the Morning Show Shrink, answers them.

You should feel sorry for Fotsch and Sarah.

So ridiculous.

Fotsch and Sarah give their take on it.

Her nickname was "Flash" in high school.

Also, Whisper App confessions!

Will Sarah donate hers again??

These are good.

Kisses!

She seems to be doing better.

Seriously??

NEAT.

Precious.

Everyone stay calm.

Gross.

Oops.

Not sure that's how the saying goes...

Apparently, they make you sick.

Terrible.

Duh.

'Atta boy!

Eleven counts of assault!

What would we do without you!

Noooooo!

Fotsch asks Chris, the HR Lady.

We go over some of your answers.

Too soon??

Yes!

Ouch.

So good.

Rude.

Why??

Wrong.

That's why those things are so addictive!

Monday Morning Confessions

They're the best balls!

This is good.

Bummer.

As a thank you for putting up with her.

Mind-blowing.

Well done, Tingy.

A little Coldplay!

"I Feel It Coming" by The Weeknd

Sarah gives her explanation.

That's one way...

Woah.

It got serious.

It charged his credit card!

Will you be celebrating??

Sweet!

Twitter war!

Including Sarah's boyfriend!

Not recommended.

Oh...

Ya think??

Chateau on the Lake!

Better than Fotsch.

She really needs to stop stealing!

WHY???

Yikes.

Gross.

Pass.

Awkward.

Good question.

Fotsch records the whole thing!

And gives us a story about a date he went on.

WHAT'S A SUBJECT??

Because they're smart.

WHAT??

Favorite new game.

Brain-buster.

Sounds logical.

We talk to Emily, Fotsch's girlfriend.

Him and everyone else.

And Paula Abdul!

Awkward

Sick

It's happened to all of us at some point.

Hawt!

Ohhhhhh, no.

It was good!

Brutal.

Tessie, Sarah's sister, is reading your life fails!

Isn't that normal??

Two weeks ago.....

Crop-dusting at its worst.

These are good!

I bet they looooved her!

Also, Phil Simms finds out Tony Romo is replacing him via text. RUDE.

Convenience. Duh.

Ask follow up questions when you're getting gossip!

Chance tells us why.

That could cause a lot of angry passengers.

Not today, Satan

Trying is the best part!

Webbed feet do not make you a mermaid.

GET A LIFE!!

Sarah says two month's salary.

Everyone ELSE'S drama....

Who's gonna cook for him??

Mimi is NOT gonna be happy about this.

Then, takes them back...... YIKES.

Smart man.

Green "tea".

I think she'll be just fine.

Could've given the title a little more thought!

Apparently, so is Tasmania...

Also, David Spade's new chick is.....

Has it removed 11 years later. Yikes.

It sure sounds pretty, though.

Lou Lou from London tells us about her experience.

"Hefty" as in buff.

That scared us.

Chris, the HR Lady, gives us her answer.

Ridiculous.

Seriously??

Sarah asks for Fotsch's opinion.

And??

Terrible.

Every chick listens to her favorite song on repeat, right??

We all learned something new about Danny today.

Will you actually admit it??

Oh, no!

That's some expensive napkins!

Also, Adam Sandler will release four new movies to Netflix.

Aaaaand he gets sick.

Oh, that Ron Fotsch.

Does that even exist?

Ohhhhh, no.

Very sweet.

Thank you, Baby Daddy.

Not today, Satan.

A day to celebrate your furry friends!

Genius.

Nooooo!

Absolutely perfect.

Seriously??

Been there.

Isn't that what happens in bullfights??

Based on her song, "All I Want for Christmas Is You."

Not bad.

Fotsch and Sarah confess to mishaps while they were on Spring Break.

Who was wrong??

Squirting is a no no.

Pretty B A.

Also, Adam Levine impersonates Blake Shelton.

They're bored.

Is this bad?

Gross.

Geez.

Shop online!

Brilliant!

No. It's not.

NO!

Not cool.

We will be celebrating!

Where do I sign up??

Did he propose??

NINE YEARS!

Oh, boy.

Understandable.

Yodeling is fun!

Pass the popcorn.

Not well.

From 5pm to 11am!

How did he get there when he doesn't have legs??

We're so confused!

DUH!

YES.

Will he admit it??

"Rock-a-bye."

What's the big deal??

When Ed Sheeran announces his North American tour...

Mind-blowing topics being discussed around here.

Where's Lloyd Christmas when you need him!

Chris, the HR Lady, answers Fotsch's question.

Would you tell someone??

He didn't even graduate!

Also, skeptable??

Also, a $150,000 bottle of tequila??

"When's the last time you sent a nude?"

SICK.

Well, that's his first mistake.

Today's "What the Fotsch??"

Today's top trending stories.

Noice!

AND a 30% off coupon!

Rhyming slang!

It's either that or Facebook!

Trinkets??

WHAT????

Monday Morning Confessions!

One word- HOOSIER.

How does that happen??

Or maybe a 1/32 life crisis.

Seriously??

Will he be honest??

Pretty sure we all saw that coming.

Another question for Chris, the HR Lady.

Sounds made up.

Amy Schumer's family will be the best!

Gas is expensive!

T-Rex shoveling.

They talk about Fotsch's quirks....

NOOOOOOO!!!

This is good stuff!

Sarah.

More Whisper Confessions!

Major spoiler alert.

So sad.

Monday Morning Confessions!

Oops.

Lou Lou from London is back in the studio!

It needs to include learning how to write checks...

Is he ready??

Maybe it was sweat??

Shape of You

Do beanies count??

We've all been there!

Rude!

Also, Jamie Foxx was recently assaulted. Today's trending news.

What about Eminem??

Can I suck on your toe?

A seeing eye horse??

LOOOOOSERRRRRRR!!!

SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

It's so affordable!

Did you understand him??

Could she have stolen something less inconspicuous??

Sick.

Typical.

Saltines and water??

So uncomfortable!

WHY???

Sounds expensive.

WHAT???

Sounds painful.

Hear what she has to say.

What's so bad about that??

How will you celebrate??

I'm sorry, what??

Interesting.

Someone ruined Fotsch's prank on his girlfriend...

Yawn.

Lay off! Those things are hard to drive!

That word makes me uncomfortable.

Mimi grinding on a dragon, and Fotsch passing out after one cocktail.

That doesn't sound pretty.

Literally.

What a great story.

Guilty.

Well, why not??

What is "Ooey Gooey Class"??

Sounds uncomfortable.

A sharpie, a couple of thumb tacks and you're golden!

That means there's gonna be a fourth movie!

Just stop.

Not today, Satan. Or ever.

While wearing a fur blindfold.

This has to be made up.

Awkward.

"I've got a major case of swamp ass."

No. Way.

I will never see that amount of money in this lifetime...

Check and check...

Very creative!

Does that really work??

Sarah's going to kill him...

Awkward.

Where's JLo??

PASS.

Yummy.

Is this bad??

Sandlas for $895?? Pass.

Matthew McConaughey's mom don't play!

Thirty dollars is NOT enough.

Brutal.

Lay it down or stand it up on conveyor belt??

Is this bad?

Yes or No?

Sarah is so proud!

Can't. Wait.

WINNING!

His name is fitting.

Sounds delicious.

Ask Matthew McConaughey and John Mellencamp.

Tight!

So gross.

Very clever!

Matthew McConaughhey talks about gaining weight for his new role.

"Lou Lou from London" is in the hot seat!

One of Fotsch and Sarah's favorite new games!

Sounds yummy.

Sign me up for this class!

Fotsch answers questions about Emily!

Emily answers questions about Fotsch!

"Starving"

Her answer may surprise you!

This is good!

Ewwww.

RUDE.

Who knew!

He's the voice of Bobby on "Bobby's World", too!

Fotsch and Nick Reed debate about Bon Jovi's new clothing line.

Fotsch and Sarah play a new game with Alex, their co-worker.

He's really reaching on that one!

A little neurotic, wouldn't ya say??

Ehrmergerd!

Not so fast....

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, right??

When you have kids, you get creative!

Listen to hear how she handled it.

Fotsch and Sarah share their driving test experiences.

This is so uncomfortable!

Aww!

Apparently, they ran out of bear claws??

Who's supposed to protect her from this cop??

That's quite the NYE!

Ohhhhhhh, no....

Monday Confessions!

Makes sense!

Creepy.

Love it.

Why did Sarah not think of this???

GASP!

Relax, people.

Didn't see that coming.

That's what she gets.

Fotsch's friends walk in on him and Emily listening to the oldies.

Stop it, John.

They've been married 43 years.....It happens.

First Date Horror Stories Part 2

First Date Horror Stories Part 1

Whaaaaaaaaat?!

This guy sure got some!

This could be good.

Fotsch and Sarah talk about whether or not they agree with what happened.

Or does he just like going to the pool and getting away from the family??

Fotsch and Sarah discuss if they have broken their New Years resolutions.

What was that??

Kim Kardashian's robbers have been caught. All 16 of them.

Sarah asks the HR lady if she can take an Uber to the station instead of to her house since it's closer to downtown! Haha.

Classy!

This is seriously so strange.

Awkward.

Fotsch and Sarah talk about their favorite moments of the 2017 Golden Globe Awards.

Whatever gets you through it!

Fotsch tells us about his 3 year old nieces new bathtub friends.

Fotsch, Sarah, and Lou Lou from London share their Monday Morning Confessions.

"Love on the Brain" by Rihanna!

Will Arnett talks about how he bribes his kids to behave.

Fotsch just can't compare!

Also known as the "Forsyth Tree".

Do you know how long it takes us to look like this??

RUDE!

Apparently, this one is focused around his recovery.

Um, 6 am is a little early.

What did he expect??

These will probably make you fell better about dates you've had.

Also, the Chuck E. Cheese challenge is replacing the Mannequin Challenge.

What if they go all out and you don't??

We could all use the advice!

Is an organ the same as a keyboard??

What's the big deal??

Do you agree?

His answer may surprise you.

Maroon 5!

Fotsch and Nick Reed debate about couples putting up Christmas decor.

Yay or nay??

Fotsch would know.

Congrats!

Help!

We all do it.

Not today, Satan.

Oops!

Who hasn't been on Tinder??

Sarah's getting this for Fotsch for Christmas.

Gasp!

These are good.

RUDE!

Another game of "Plead The Fifth"!

Fotsch, Sarah, and Lou Lou share their confessions from the weekend.

Also, an update on Mariah Carey. Eye roll emoji.

Worth it?

Ouch.

What did they name him??

This is good.

Sarah nails it.

Those things probably shouldn't go together...

Poor little piggy.

He lived to be 98!

Good to hear.

That's what Mimi's look like!

He's just so mediocre...

Who are these people??

Also, who all will hook up??

Dr. Baker gives Sarah her advice.

Online shopping is the way to go!

So THAT'S why they look like that!

What's the problem?

That's too much Taylor Swift.

Hmmm.

There's got to be a better way than that.

So sweet!

Oh, that Ron Fotsch!

She wasn't impressed.

Lou Lou sees if Fotsch and Sarah know what these English terms mean.

How many songs can they think of??

Awkward!

Everyone has them.

Oh, look. Fotsch screws up another word. Big surprise.

It's more serious than we thought.

Sarah does the same thing!

What the hell is that??

Dan Reiter from the Springfield Cardinals gives us his Thanksgiving tips!

Aren't those supposed to be private??

Apparently, foe exhaustion.

Cheetos, you EEEDIOT!

This. Is. Good.

Gross.

Mike Pence was in the audience.

Fotsch and Sarah discuss their favorite moments.

Fotsch and Sarah share their confessions from the weekend.

Seriously??

So sad.

Booooooo!!!

His answer will melt your heart...

At least she's honest!

Sarah gives Fotsch her opinion.

Sarah has your answer.

This day may mean different things for different people...

He also says why he likes watching them. This is deep...

Does it apply if you are thinking about work when you got hurt??

Also, the latest on Charlie Sheen's ex.

Fotsch drives right by her. RUDE.

Dr. Baker, the Morning Show Shrink, gives her thoughts.

The latest "HML Reads Your FML's".

How did she not notice that when she bought it??

Also, The Rock is named "Sexiest Man Alive."

Also, the latest on Brad Pitt.

Lou Lou talks about her American experiences.

That's probably a good thing.

Barf.

Gross!!!

Fotsch's "Monday Morning Confession".

We can't even tie our own shoes now??

Also, an update on "Fifty Shades Darker".

Find out what it is this week.

What a sweet boy.

Amy Schumer did, as well.

What's the problem??

Fotsch and Sarah give their opinion.

Fotsch has your answer.

If you're taking care of your husband before you go to the mall, you won't need this!

Get it together, will ya??

He's in a better mood after getting his way!

More First Date Horror Stories!

He's in a great mood today!

Apparently, her cat wasn't thrilled with their name.

He sings her a lovely song. Check it out.

That's one way to sell them,...

These answers are priceless!

So, what's the problem??

Ridiculous.

A day late...

Fotsch recaps his annual fishing trip.

Their reasons are pretty rational!

Sarah seems to think so.

This should be interesting...

How did they all fit??

Or has he ever?? Haha.

Well, that's one cheap solution.

Sarah wasn't able to predict this one.

Coby, one of the listeners, makes him pay up.

Also, Daylight Savings Time.

This is good...

Fotsch is not happy...

There's some things you just don't want to see.

Or Dumb Love in Sarah's case...

Dr. Baker gives Fotsch and Sarah The Seven Principles of Smart Love.

Bruno Mars and The Weekend will also perform.

Sarah isn't having it.

Apparently, you're supposed to punch it. That shouldn't escalate things...

Shouldn't he have seen her without makeup before they got married??

Wow.

Justin Timberlake comments on his new movie.

Fotsch and Sarah are confused.

Dan Reiter joins them, as well.

Fotsch gets uncomfortable.

This guy did.

Fotsch seems to think so.

Anna Kendrick explains.

Also, a World Series update.

Fotsch reads this story flawlessly...

This is great!

This was Tingy's answer...

Alex, Fotsch and Sarah's co-worker, defends his dancing skills after drinking Boonesfarm.

Say "Daddy" to me again...

What else are you supposed to do when they get bigger than you?!

Yikes!

Please don't.

Oops.

Sounds rational.

Genius!

Wow.

Not quite.

Indians won the first game!

So hoosier!

Not today. Satan.

The marriage only lasted 2 hours??

Gross.

A listener challenges Fotsch to a bet.

Kidding! But he made them think he was going to...

Also, Will Ferrell impersonates Harry Carey.

At least that's what Sarah thought.

Aaaaaand other "Whisper" confessions.

Not ideal...

This was a good one.

He's got a good point...

Big surprise.

Sharon Osborn just bought the "smartess" for $4,500.

Sounds acceptable.

Who was the a-hole that ended it??

And Fotsch gets irritated with her stupid questions.

Sarah predicts his answer.

And Fotsch, of course, calls her out on it.

Fotsch's reasoning is on point.

AGAIN...

WRONG.

But mot if Fotsch lets them move in with him!

Hear the cringe-worthy questions he had to answer.

And failed miserably.

Is it ok to ask for it back??

Didn't she learn after Billy Bob Thornton??

Look's like Sarah will have to buy Tingy a late birthday present.

Sarah asks Ron Fotsch what CD he listened to last.

SICK.

The latest "Whisper" confessions

Also, the latest "Fotsch Botch".

His answer is all over the place.

That's what she gets...

Today's "What the Fotsch?!"

Alex, Fotsch and Sarah's co-worker, comes up with a new grading scale...

Actually, no she didn't. It's been happening for years.

Fotsch and Sarah join him...

She is taking a mental health break.

So embarrassing.

Get in line, sister.

Sarah would be included in this percentile...

Well, that's different...

They ask Chris, the HR Lady, how to handle it.

417 answers this question...

What's a spandex dress??

The latest "Whisper" confessions.

Today's trending stories.

HML reads your "FML's".

We're calling BS.

Gross

Another story about creepy clowns chasing people...

Does this mean no pumpkin beer for Shindee??

About a kid named "Stapler".

What's the big deal??

No that she has any pull whatsoever.

Will he believe him??

Daya's latest hit.

Fotsch and Sarah ask Chris, the HR Lady.

Fotsch and Sarah's co-worker, Alex, asks Sarah for her opinion.

I seriously hope he was under the age of 18.

So to speak...

The latest on Kim Kardashian.

This week's First Date Horror Stories

My dream...

RUDE

Duh. That's their job...

If you've worked in retail, you've seen one.

Apparently, they were friendly!

Especially if the thieves release pictures from the cell phones they stole...

No!!!!!

Sarah asks Ron Fotsch if he'd rather give up scotch or watching Cardinal baseball.

Sounds yummy!

Not too shabby, Alec!

The thieves stole 11 million dollars worth of jewelry while she was locked in the bathroom. Scary.

Guess he'll think twice before cheating next time!

Sarah is loving this mental picture.

Suuuuuure he is...

Today's "What the Fotsch?!"

That you dipped in salsa?? Another brain-buster from Fotsch...

A Shawn Mendes hit.

She predicts his answer.

About 16 years after she should have...

Also, Justin Bieber is interested in Pamela Anderson. Who isn't??

Rude.

This. Is. Amazing.

Sarah shares a story about when she did this and its cringe-worthy.

With your boss...

Sarah would've made him red-do it...

Also, there's a naked pic of Tom Brady in Italy and Sarah looks it up...

Fotsch and Sarah ask Chris, the HR lady if this appropriate...

Your latest "FML's".

Sarah's dream has come true.

Apparently, she thought Sarah needed it.

Also, Miley Cyrus says the vibe on "The Voice" has changed.

Fostch tries his impersonation, as well.

His hair has sold out online, apparently.

This is certainly a new form of hazing.

He actually admitted this...to his class...he's an English teacher...

Hear what she has to say.

And it has "Pumpkin Spice" in the title.

His answer makes Sarah feel horrible.

A Justin Bieber number.

Fotsch tells us his dad's best Viagra joke.

Fotsch gives Sarah his explanation.

We've all done it...

I'm not sure I'd want that gold.

This is what happens when anyone messes with Chelsea Handler's friends.

Does that mean it;s gray??

The latest "First Date Horror Stories".

We're pretty sure people were too busy eating to even notice.

Some sources seem to think so.

It may surprise you...

Because none of us are already sick of hearing about it...

Rude.

Also, Michael Jackson's son "Blanket" changes his name. Today's trending stories.

Not smart.

It's only 8.8 million...

Sarah's sister, HML, was in the studio reading 417 fail stories.

The latest "Whisper" confessions.

When his niece asks for his help in the bathroom, he panics...

It's not what you think...

Helping homely people get lucky...

Seriously??

What did he score??

Today's "What the Fotsch?"

Sounds like a great idea.

Does Sarah predict his answer correctly??

Hamlet is Alex's pet pig.

Was this in Forsyth??

Sarah gives Fotsch her take.

Also, Halle Berry talks about her love for cats.

Surely, there's something more interesting.

First Date Horror Stories

Just another Tuesday at Walmart.

We all have met one.

Also, Ryan Lochte comments about his recent heckler on "Dancing with the Stars".

Also, these are the worst celebrity cooks. Today's trending stories.

This is gonna be good...

Fotsch met this couple while on vacation in Jamaica, and they decided to tell him about the first time they tried "coconut juice."

Brad Eggs. Get it?

Fotsch talks about Cher wanting to hook up with Johnny Depp.

And it's about spaghetti.....

One of the many reasons Fotsch is single....

This week's Whisper confessions!

No. She's not.

Pretty brutal.

Why does this happen to him all the time??

Sounds pretty convenient, actually.

Fotsch talks about his recent trip to Jamaica.

What and EEEDIOT!

Fotsch and Tingy have a long discussion about his wardrobe.

Also, find out what Rihanna got after her recent date with Drake.

Has she found "The One"??

Sarah gives Fotsch her insight.

Also, Chris Brown gets released from jail. Today's trending stories.

Fotsch and Sarah discuss this strange drug bust, and Sarah gets confused.

Fotsch and Sarah ask Chris, their HR Lady the parameters for hugging in the workplace.

Fotsch calls Sarah out about her home decor.

What did she think??

A banana??

Pretty sure we all have one of these in our family.

Nick Viall?? Really??

RoboCopp...

One of the MANY reasons you shouldn't give hickies.

Also, Casper chases JLo.

I would never be the same.

Also, Areola err Ariana Grande gets a new tattoo.

Monday Confessions!

This one made even Don blush!

Sarah makes Fotsch uncomfortable.

Alex, Fotsch and Sarah's co-worker, tells them how he met his pig, Hamlet.

Also, Fotsch and Sarah discuss what will be inside the gift bags at this year's VMA's.

This didn't quite work out the way she planned.

Sugar Ray Leonard is NOT Ray Charles.

Tingy also reveals something about Mimi that she WOULD NOT want anyone to know!

That's a lot of chicken wings.

Dan Reiter with the Springfield Cardinals and Fotsch ask Sarah for some insight.

Would this work with Tingy??

This "love-making" stat has Fotsch and Sarah a little bummed!

Also, this guy sent his chick an email telling her all the things she needed to change about her self. This week's "First Date Horror Stories".

Fotsch and Sarah ask, Chris, their HR lady.

What's the big deal??

Is marriage that bad???

Also, Lebron James gifted his wife with a new Ferrari.

We're gonna go ahead and assume this would NOT be flattering.

Sarah hides life-size Santa in her bathroom before realtors show her house to potential buyers.

Also, Sofia Vergara wears makeup while showering with her husband, Joe Manganiello.

Fotsch and Sarah ask hi how that went.

Sarah is pretty confident about what it is.

Sarah's starting to sound like Mimi.

Fotsch talks about watching "Naked and Afraid."

That's her major turn off. So pop in a piece of gum if you ever meet her.

Also, there's naked Donald Trump statues popping up. Today's trending stories.

Prepare to be grossed out.

Also, Adele calls out Justin Bieber.

Sarah talks about how drop off went for his first day.

HML reads your FML's.

Apparently, LinkedIn is the new dating site??

Oops!

Also, Is JoJo Fletcher and Jordan Rodger's relationship fake? Today's "Morning Buzz".

Is it a football or soccer ball??

Is this Sarah?

Also, Katy Perry is working on a new shoe line.

Also, a dude cancels his first date for "Poker Night".

Then proceeds to write her a message with his blood. Yikes.

Fotsch or his sister??

Don Louzader reads your #1 song of the week.

Honey Buns are a hot commodity in jail.

Mommy or Mimi?

The Rock and Vin Diesel feud.

Fotsch and Nick Reed debate.

Sounds like a good time.

Fotsch asks Chris, our HR lady, if he can be written up for this.

Sarah answers this question for Fotsch and Dan Reiter from the Springfield Cardinals.

BOOM.

Also, LeAnn Rimes tries to rap.

And don't forget about CaseNet!

Fotsch describes what the people on Star Trek look like and it's awesome!

A wet tent.

Today's "What the Fotsch?!"

Today's trending stories!

Today's Morning Buzz!

She explains why.

Must be from the Springfield Lake.

HML tells us about Geocaching.

Today's "What the Fotsch?!"

Also, R. Kelly is apparently dating a 19 year old. He's 39.

Both, apparently have naked pictures floating around...

Your latest Whisper Confessions!

Fotsch and Nick Reed debate the latest trending stories.

Also, the sale of the Playboy Mansion falls through.

Also, Fotsch is proving to know more about The Bachelorette than Sarah...

What the Fotsch?! Man pranks boss by putting Viagra in his drink.

Have you ever been fired??

Fotsch talks about his float trip from this weekend.

STOP.

Also, Fotsch has a new idea for breasts enhancements.

And it's not why we think.

Also, the latest on Jordan Rodgers.

Fotsch talks about reverse pranking his friends.

Sarah talks about confusing Tingy with Mimi.

This week's "First Date Horror Stories"!

Also, Fotsch is amazed at how passionate Sarah is about "The Bachelorette."

Also, Donald Trump gets blasted for how he eats KFC.

What were his buddies thinking??

I'm pretty sure the "phone store" was pranking him.

The latest "HML Reads Your FML's".

Also, Jared Leto gifts Jimmy Fallon with a snake...his biggest fear.

Fashion model is threatening to sue Lindsay Lohan for calling her a "Russian hooker".

Today's "What the Fotsch?!"

Or so Fotsch says...

That's actually a thing now...

Also, will JoJo from The Bachelorette do "Dancing with the Stars"??

Today's "What the Fotsch?!"

Fotsch and Nick Reed debate.

His answer is heart-melting...

Sarah gives her take on it...

Fotsch and Dan Reiter talk about how lame their "Guy's Night" was!

Fotsch and Dan Reiter from the Springfield Cardinals talk about the things they can do while wearing a headlamp. #EEEDIOTS

Also, guy blows all of his lottery winnings on meth. We're all reeeeal surprised.

Today's "Morning Buzz".

What the Fotsch?!

This week's "First Date Horror Stories"!

The latest "What the Fotsch?!"

Hear what his Yia Yia thinks about that.

What an EEEDIOT!

Also, what is a cheese curd??

Fotsch and Sarah discuss the latest with Sharon and Ozzy Osborne.

Grandma Fotsch talks about her friend that stills throws anniversary parties for her and her dead husband.

Sarah's latest Mom Fail!

SO AWKWARD.

What a sweet story.

Sarah Silverman has to repeat her joke because Bernie Sanders is too old to hear. That's the worst!

Also, Olympians are grumpy from not having sex. Yep. That'll do it!

Man was arrested for bumping and grinding on his car.

Also, Simon Cowell explains why he hates "Dora the Explorer".

There's an app that will locate your pet's poop, send someone out to pick it up, then charge your credit card...

Also, this guy gets back at people who sit in first class..

Fotsch talks about his 3 am stop to White Castle. Sarah talks about how Mimi embarrassed her this weekend at Target.

Chris Sale throws a huge fit because he didn't want to wear the uniforms...

Drunk Doug won these shoes in a bet at a bar. They even come with a charger!

Sarah tries to guess what Tingy will say...

Sarah reveals what her "go to" karaoke song is.

Also, Ben Higgins from The Bachelor plans to run for political office in Colorado.

Fotsch talks about getting a ticket for not paying a toll fee on his way to Florida.

Fotsch explains the difference...

Mila Kunis talks pregnancy cravings.

Miranda Kerr hit the jackpot.

Sarah asks Fotsch why guys try to prove how much they know around other guys.

WHAT an a-hole.

Hear how this love affair ended.

These life fails are brutal.

Also, Lady Gaga and her fiance have split.

Rose petals and serenaded in a restaurant??

Hear how one star of "The Walking Dead" pranks his co-worker... This is one of the best pranks I've ever heard!

Hear how Sarah being high maintenance is starting to affect Tingy.

How many bodyguards does it take to protect Kim Kardashian??

Hear whose side he's taking...

Of all things for this guy to steal...

Hear what this man does to clients he doesn't like...

It gets stolen. Derrrr. But the biggest fail is how Fotsch pronounces Tommy Hilfiger's last name.

Fotsch and Sarah talk about the latest update in the Kim/Kanye/Taylor Swift drama.

Sarah makes some campers angry very early in the morning. Fotsch makes a fool of himself by "hippy dancing" at a concert.

At least he got paid...

Fotsch's habits are starting to rub off on Sarah...

This week's song: "One Dance" by Drake

Fotsch asks Tingy questions when Sarah's out of the room. His responses are priceless!

HML reads life fails from the 417.

People respond to how they feel about Pokemon Go...

We're STILL talking about Pokemon Go....

Sarah's karma...

He says he will NEVER be on social media....

Enough with the selfies already!

Apparently, people are spending so much time outside on Pokemon Go, they are getting major sunburns. Yikes.

Hear what Fotsch thinks about Kim Kardashian publishing a cookbook...

Also, Fotsch and Sarah talk about the craziest gifts they've given.

Fotsch has a hard time reading trending stories and Sarah loves it.

He was also speeding...

Fotsch has a system to how he places items on the conveyor belt at the grocery store.

Melissa McCarthy responds to the negative publicity surrounding the Ghostbusters Reboot and Russell Wilson talks about watching Ciara walk down the aisle on their wedding day.

Fotsch and Sarah discuss the "Pokemon Go" craze.

Fotsch talks about what would happen if Sarah ate at this restaurant...

Dress up like a cow and get a free chicken sandwich...

Hear how Fotsch feels about what Alanis Morissette named her baby girl.

Fotsch talks about David Hasslehoff's chest hair in detail...

Sounds extremely painful...

Sarah talks about her high maintenance, gluten-free friend, and Fotsch talks about being lazy and watching the Cardinals instead of trimming his bushes.

"I'd been having digestion issues, so my doctor told me to keep a "poop diary": what I was eating, detailed description of my bowel movement. I had it on my computer, left it up on my screen, and boyfriend saw everything."

Tingy's response surprised Fotsch and Sarah.

Sarah talks about signing Mimi up for twerking classes.

Nothing is hotter than a protective father...

Fotsch and Dan Reiter from the Springfield Cardinals talk about something Fotsch did in his sleep while at a buddies lake house.

Hear how Sarah gets out of Tingy shooting off fireworks past his bedtime.

Ron Fotsch dropped and broke Fotsch's Corona neon while trying to hang it. After getting it fixed, they try hanging it again.

50 Cent tells us how you actually pronounce his name.

He's 58 years old......

Fotsch gives his explanation on why guys ask for advice and then don't take it.

Nothing screams "desperate" quite like handing our flyers to get a date.

I met this guy online and we met for our first date at a bar for a drink. Second date, I went to his place and inside was.. BATMAN EVERYTHING!! Posters, DVD's, figurines, and even a costume hanging in his closet! So I left his place, and he didn't stop texting me for 2 weeks.

Fotsch asks Sarah who she would choose to kiss in the office for "National Kissing Day".

There's a toilet paper shortage in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and the timing couldn't be worse.