The Rafe Belmont Show: Recent Episodes
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You made it! Enjoy fun commentary from Rafe and The Crew on weird news, including The Mailbag Question of the Day - which could be ANYTHING. If you're not getting enough news on aliens or vampires delivering pizza, THIS is the podcast for YOU. Listeners can support this podcast by shopping the Rex Heathen General Store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RexHeathen/shop?asc=u
It's SUNDAY and that means HEADLINES! Feral cats invading neighborhoods! How to discourage these potentially dangerous critters from invading YOUR neck of the woods. Huge glowing fireballs falling from the sky! WHAT could they REALLY be? And some cool facts about the health benefits of having a house cat! Not too shabby tabby. More great content from the House of Rafe and Crew!
An INFORMATION-PACKED Mailbag Question of the Day episode! Rafe answers the question: how to get into VOICEOVERS. A lot of ground is covered from Rafe's own experience performing voiceovers, including things like: agents, coaches, fees, unions, how to get started with your own audiobook, it's all here. Listen to what many veteran voice actors recommend a beginner do in order to maximize their chances for success, whether it's for part-time income or a full-time career.
Those wacky homegrown 'Exorcists' are at it again! With INSANE rituals like tying the 'demon-possessed' person to a tree and beating the devil out of them, is it any wonder that more nutty folks are becoming 'exorcists'. Rafe shares how to do exorcisms the RIGHT way: it starts with spooky music and ends with lots of laughter, of course! Please be sure to give us a 5-star rating on I-Tunes and thanks for sharing this podcast with a friend, they might really need it! Love Rafe and The Crew. ;)
In honor of Alice Cooper's great tune: Cold Ethyl, Rafe provides some fun reasons why we don't play with RATS, (even though they're so cute and fuzzy), and how it relates to our nearly and dearly departed. Sometimes letting go of the Old Ways really is best, especially when a sacred ritual in Madagascar threatens to unleash a Historic PLAGUE. Reporters are saying spread of the disease is only one plane ride away, woo-hoo! As they say in Madagascar, grab your dancing shoes hunny, we steppin' out! Be sure to give us a 5-star rating on I-Tunes and thank you for sharing our podcast with a friend. Love from Rafe and The Crew. :)
MYSTERY! MONSTERS! AND SCARY PIZZA! There's frights a plenty and bats in the Belmont for our very first ever Halloween Special! As our friends prepare for their Tricks and Treats party - Tor, Skeet, Frip, Annie and Peter enjoy sharing all the things that make Halloween their favorite holiday. No Ghosts were harmed in the making of this episode, although TOR did have a certain...blood-curdling issue arise! Be sure to give us a 5-star rating on I-Tunes and have a safe, freaky fun HALLOWEEN! Love from Rafe and The Crew.
More BUTT-tastic fun headed your way! This particular episode deals with adult themes. I must have missed the memo on the many joys of butt plugs. BUT, without a doubt there's just nothing worse than being BUTT BURGLED, and NOW folks who partake in this technological plastic marvel can hook these things up to the internet...and who knows where it all will END! The sex toy industry continues to expand into new territory, like 'the world’s first teledildonic butt plug'. BUT, as with anything new and electronal, there are gonna be those unavoidable security risks; like hackers now able to remotely take control of vibrating sex toys. I'll think twice before asking someone if that's their PHONE vibrating. Tor, Skeet, and Frip weigh in, and a special surprise guest. Please remember to give us a 5-star rating and a good review on I-Tunes! Love from Rafe and The Crew!
There’s a new past-time taking bars by storm...because darts weren’t pointy and dangerous enough to accompany our drinking... I give you HATCHET, THROWING. They plan to franchise so yeah look for these 'CHOP AND BREWS', all over the place-- like every state. Come for the booze, stay for the carnage. The whole crew is here: Tor Skeet, Frip and a special appearance by Annie The Love Doll. Share the love, you can support this podcast by shopping The Rex Heathen General Store, and giving us a 5-star rating and good review on I-Tunes! The Rex Heathen Store on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RexHeathen/shop?asc=u
Welcome to the Rafe Belmont Show, thanks for joining us. Today, RISE OF THE MACHINES! It seems that every week a new robot shows up at the work place, what's going on?! Is the robot takeover happening before our very eyes? Well, that might be the least of our worries. Rafe shares that our top scientists and brightest minds are warning that KILLER ROBOTS MAY TAKE OVER THE WORRRRRLD, if we don't hunker down and put those testy TERMINATORS in their place. Keep your eye on that toaster! Tor and Skeet join the conversation and is that Capt. KIRK showing up for a cameo? Be sure to give The Rafe Belmont Show a 5 star rating on I-Tunes. Another fun show!
Rafe shares some of his recent adventures in grocery shopping, from trying new products that promise the sun moon and the stars but deliver asteroids, it's all about the power advertising has over us when we're not looking. How about those times we turn a corner in the store and are assaulted with funky weird smells - now THAT's livin'. And Tor answers the question: how soon will robots take over all service jobs (rude clerks anyone!). When parking, beware angry seasoned citizens holding coupons!!!
If you don't feel good, there's a way you could, and comedy is the cure. Who's your favorite comedy team? Rafe, Tor, Skeet and Frip answer the question: who's your fave comedy team? And why do there seem to be so few comedy teams nowadays? Includes a flashback to Rafe's childhood - on those Sunday afternoons instead of being outside playing like the other kids, he was stuck in a garage handing tools to 'Satan's Anus' lol.
Rafe shares some of the reasons Aliens have yet to make FIRST CONTACT: beware the female jogger known as 'The Mad Pooper'! Rafe delves deeper into the mystery surrounding CERN, and drops some senses-shattering info on exactly what they world's greatest scientists are up to there - all about those crazy portals and BLACK HOLES, man. BUT WHAT is an 'Insta-hole'? Show Announcer Frip Dickley brings us another commercial of jocular hilarity! All that and more. Be sure to rate a 5 stars on I-tunes and subscribe for updates! Support the show and get some seriously great merch at the Rex Heathen General Store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RexHeathen/shop?asc=u
Some fun thoughts on NOAH'S ARK, and all those amazing animals, bugs, and swimming critters getting saved from The Great Flood. As the story goes, God got a bit miffed at the kids for acting up, so he sort of wiped out all humanity except for Noah, his family and 2 of every creature. WILL we suffer another Great Flood? Could the brutal hurricane season be some sort of indication? According to the LOST BOOK OF RAFE, there were some things that went down on that ARK that never made it in the bible account of the story. The forecast calls for a 70% chance of hilarityyyy. This episode includes a special cameo by a friend of the podcast - Reverend BUD CLOOTS. Be sure to rate 5 stars and subscribe!
Just in time for Halloween, in episode 2 Rafe brings you the bizarre practice of ghost marriages and Chinese corpse brides! Marriage is a huge deal in Chinese culture and it's considered dangerous if a man (or woman) dies unmarried. It's believed the GHOST of the man will haunt his own family until they find him a DEAD BRIDE to bury next to him, to prevent him from getting lonely in the afterlife. What would that ghost marriage wedding ceremony look like? In the mind of Rafe Belmont it definitely takes place in a graveyard with Peter Lorre giving the funeral - er, wedding rites. Please rate our show five stars on I-Tunes and subscribe. As a special bonus, Frip brings us 'E-Ghost Brides' dating service, never has digging up the dead been so fun!
Rafe & friends Tor, Skeet, and Frip have some fun looking at what happens when monsters like Dracula, Frankenstein, The Wolfman and The Mummy have to go out and get regular jobs! Their new agent Mortie Bones has some crazy ideas. Drac delivers pizza? Mummy The Crash Dummy, The Phantom and the OPRAH? And Monsters Do VEGAS! Make sure to rate a five star review and let the people know about the show!!!