tales from the stoop: Recent Episodes
brian stoops
a breakdown of things that happened in this episode
- introduction
- story 1
- it's time to eat some chips
- viewer question(s)
- story 2
- NEW SEGMENT
- outro
thank you for listening i wouldn't say it's good but i also don't think it's my worst, which means it's at least top 90% of all episodes i've produced
today we talked about an adventure i took and some of the dumb things i did in college (this is an evergreen description)
honestly i didn't listen to this one again to check to make it sounds good so it might not sound good but that's just how it goes when you're a busy podcaster and constantly on the phone managing your brand deals
in this one i modeled some apparel from various breweries that i've been to before but obviously not recently because no one is going anywhere recently. i also talk about some stories involving bees (i'm just realizing that i've talked about bees in THREE DIFFERENT EPISODES maybe i should beecome a beekeeper, and some veganism that i went through at one point in my life
also i eat some chips you might want to come along for that part
in this episode i talk about a story that happened in december so it must be the christmas special of my sitcom, which is this podcast. i also exercise my usual holiday traditions, namely answering viewer questions and eating mysterious chips
how did we get here? what is our purpose? have you ever wondered those things? i can tell you we will never know the answer to either until we really answer the more important question. what is that question? you will have to listen to my podcast to find out, but also if you don't you'll probably be okay too.
so this one is longer than the other ones, i know, it's awfully gauche to release a podcast with varying lengths because then the audience (that's you) just won't know how much time budget is needed to listen to it. i hear you: i'm working on it. but to those of you who want even longer episodes, i also hear you, and i'm also working on it. anyway listen ahead to hear some things that famous people once said to me, it's a good time
please no vitriol for chip choice thanks
congratulations you made it to the description of this episode of the podcast, a podcast you might listen to. if you do listen to it, you're one of (currently) nine people so that makes you special to me and i hope that you alone are the one who guesses the chip right please leave your comments below and i will see them eventually haha just kidding there are no comments almost had you there didn't i
come and listen to the story of how i became a five guys legend or just leave after hearing me talk about sliding around on my living room while trying to workout every tuesday and thursday that's fine too
i talk about my bloodline and my ties to power (enemies of the heir, beware) and also eat more chips and you should guess which chips they are it would make me happy
this is the first episode and it's only 11 minutes and 36 seconds and i recorded my own little jingle for it, you should just listen to it and then decide not to continue listening it'll be worth your time, i promise