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, GR Mom's new bookBook tour tix and all the other links: http://linktr.ee/thegoldenratio4Honest Dog pre-order (comes with zola face stickers and a paw print) https://honestdogbooks.com/thinkAmazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Links to everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735Request on if you don't have it in your budget: https://forms.gle/B6sRQxsUm8pkBLcu5 Donate a book: https://honestdogbooks.com/think
, GR Mom's new bookHonest Dog pre-order (comes with zola face stickers and a paw print) https://honestdogbooks.com/thinkAmazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Links to everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735Request on if you don't have it in your budget: https://forms.gle/B6sRQxsUm8pkBLcu5 Donate a book: https://honestdogbooks.com/think gas loyalty number / place to call with weird dreamshttps://gascollective.free.nf/646-286-3458Thank you for voice mails!
, GR Mom's new bookHonest Dog pre-order (comes with zola face stickers and a paw print) https://honestdogbooks.com/thinkAmazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Links to everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735Request on if you don't have it in your budget: https://forms.gle/B6sRQxsUm8pkBLcu5 Donate a book: https://honestdogbooks.com/think gas loyalty number / place to call with weird dreamshttps://gascollective.free.nf/646-286-3458Thank you for voice mails!
, GR Mom's new bookHonest Dog pre-order (comes with zola face stickers and a paw print) https://honestdogbooks.com/thinkAmazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Links to everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735Request on if you don't have it in your budget: https://forms.gle/B6sRQxsUm8pkBLcu5 Donate a book: https://honestdogbooks.com/think gas loyalty number / place to call with weird dreamshttps://gascollective.free.nf/646-286-3458Thank you for voice mails!
, GR Mom's new bookHonest Dog pre-order (comes with zola face stickers and a paw print) https://honestdogbooks.com/thinkAmazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Links to everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735Request on if you don't have it in your budget: https://forms.gle/B6sRQxsUm8pkBLcu5 Donate a book: https://honestdogbooks.com/think gas loyalty number / place to call with weird dreamshttps://gascollective.free.nf/646-286-3458Thank you for voice mails!
, GR Mom's new bookHonest Dog pre-order (comes with zola face stickers and a paw print) https://honestdogbooks.com/thinkAmazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Links to everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735Request on if you don't have it in your budget: https://forms.gle/B6sRQxsUm8pkBLcu5 Donate a book: https://honestdogbooks.com/think gas loyalty number / place to call with weird dreamshttps://gascollective.free.nf/646-286-3458Thank you for voice mails!
, GR Mom's new bookHonest Dog pre-order (comes with zola face stickers and a paw print) https://honestdogbooks.com/thinkAmazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Links to everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735Request on if you don't have it in your budget: https://forms.gle/B6sRQxsUm8pkBLcu5 Donate a book: https://honestdogbooks.com/think gas loyalty number / place to call with weird dreamshttps://gascollective.free.nf/646-286-3458Brita IG: https://www.instagram.com/britausa/
, GR Mom's new bookHonest Dog pre-order (comes with zola face stickers and a paw print) https://honestdogbooks.com/thinkAmazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Links to everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735Request on if you don't have it in your budget: https://forms.gle/B6sRQxsUm8pkBLcu5 Donate a book: https://honestdogbooks.com/think gas loyalty number / place to call with weird dreamshttps://gascollective.free.nf/646-286-3458Ballmaxxinghttps://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a70848194/saline-testicle-inflation/
, GR Mom's new bookHonest Dog pre-order (comes with zola face stickers and a paw print) https://honestdogbooks.com/thinkAmazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Links to everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735gas loyalty numberhttps://gascollective.free.nf/646-286-3458
, GR Mom's new book. Order at....Honest Dog https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhKwtzExFtQxw Amazon https://amzn.to/3QtgALJ Everywhere else https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Think-Like-a-Dog/Jen-Golbeck/9781668060735
camels - https://people.com/20-camels-disqualified-from-beauty-contest-in-hump-inflation-botox-cheating-scandal-11920244
Fake english song in italianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RObuKTeHoxoTurn Signal app - lawyer in your car!https://www.turnsignl.com/National Lawyer Guildhttps://www.nlg.org/
Youth Words of the Yearhttps://www.swr3.de/aktuell/nachrichten/jugendwort-2025-abstimmung-100.htmlhttps://www.langenscheidt.com/presse/das-sind-die-top-3-langenscheidt-jugendwort-des-jahres-2025https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youth_word_of_the_year_(Germany)
Giant Goldfish: https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/fisherman-catches-giant-goldfish-carrot-scn/index.html
You can donate to the volunteers making camouflage nets for the Ukrainian military, either directly at this link, or send us a donation via paypal to thegoldenratio4@gmail.com and we'll pass it on to themTheir IG: https://www.instagram.com/maskuvalnayasotnya/The donation link: https://send.monobank.ua/jar/6naj1TKLyMBanger Ukrainian folk song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu8m5FA2nL8Chinchilla cousins on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/dienupsis/
Administrative Corner- https://nypost.com/2025/01/25/us-news/last-of-escaped-alpha-genesis-monkeys-have-been-captured/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost -- https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/outdoors/2024/05/12/jaylynn-parkers-101-pound-catfish-stirs-debate-over-rules-for-records/73646759007/ - https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0311522 - https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland-supermarket-staffer-threatened-with-pineapple-during-trios-alleged-shoplifting-attempt/S6AV6O3KJBCYFNSUZW7XP3IP4A/#Echobox=1738095627 - https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/economy/the-heist-of-100000-eggs-in-pennsylvania-becomes-a-whodunit-that-police-have-yet-to-crack-TIP4UWQYPFG6JEZCGCKPUNAUHY/
Fish scandals- https://www.ctpost.com/connecticut/article/ct-striped-bass-caught-illegal-housatonic-river-19990498.php?utm_source=marketing&utm_medium=copy-url-link&utm_campaign=article-share&hash=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuY3Rwb3N0LmNvbS9jb25uZWN0aWN1dC9hcnRpY2xlL2N0LXN0cmlwZWQtYmFzcy1jYXVnaHQtaWxsZWdhbC1ob3VzYXRvbmljLXJpdmVyLTE5OTkwNDk4LnBocA%3D%3D&time=MTczNDY2NTI1NDE1Nw%3D%3D&rid=NmQ4Zjc2MzUtMWZjNC00NDYwLTgwMWUtYTE0NWQ1MTJiYzli&sharecount=MA%3D%3D - https://gearjunkie.com/fishing/fishing-youtuber-arrested-fraud
Hi Everyone! Sorry I totally forgot to post this podcast that we recorded a week ago! It's been crazy in here...
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- fots stephanie https://wgntv.com/news/south-suburbs/something-fishy-indiana-man-caught-allegedly-cheating-in-chicagoland-bass-fishing-tournament/ 3. fots erin https://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-courts/man-causes-more-than-8-000-worth-of-damage-by-throwing-fish-around-new-dmv/article_b10bda00-16bb-11ef-81ce-eb2936953519.html 4. fots rhonda https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq55zln9glko?xtor=AL-72-%5Bpartner%5D-%5Bbbc.news.twitter%5D-%5Bheadline%5D-%5Bnews%5D-%5Bbizdev%5D-%5Bisapi%5D&at_bbc_team=editorial&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_ptr_name=twitter&at_medium=social&at_link_id=FB8894C8-1932-11EF-80A7-ACEE55BB4A06&at_format=link&at_campaign_type=owned&at_link_origin=BBCNews&at_link_type=web_link
big foot story https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5512979/Woman-saw-bigfoot-SUING-California.html
Malört drama! https://chicago.eater.com/2023/12/4/23987895/jeppsons-malort-social-media-beef-infused-flavors-christmas-nisei-lounge-ch-distilleryCow / Dog / Deputy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4A19cC0pI&t=2s
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You can pre-order a PAW PRINTED COPY(!!!) of GR Mom's book here: https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhkzZbIDRVvjg If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order a PAW PRINTED COPY(!!!) of GR Mom's book here: https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhkzZbIDRVvjg If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order a PAW PRINTED COPY(!!!) of GR Mom's book here: https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhkzZbIDRVvjg If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order a PAW PRINTED COPY(!!!) of GR Mom's book here: https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhkzZbIDRVvjg If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order a PAW PRINTED COPY(!!!) of GR Mom's book here: https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhkzZbIDRVvjg
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order a PAW PRINTED COPY(!!!) of GR Mom's book here: https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhkzZbIDRVvjg
You guys, the audio is bad this week because our equipment recorded on my computer mic and not on our microphones. But here it is anyway. Skip if bad audio bugs you!
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A quick no rules / dog updates after we had technical difficulties recording this week!
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If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
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If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order a PAW PRINTED COPY(!!!) of GR Mom's book here: https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhkzZbIDRVvjg
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order a PAW PRINTED COPY(!!!) of GR Mom's book here: https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhkzZbIDRVvjg
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
Butter Bomb https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cty1hZbtweq/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
You can pre-order a paw-printed version of GR Mom's book here: https://honestdogbooks.com/item/gQpiPqSJBXhkzZbIDRVvjg
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
Earl Pod this week! If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
The first attempt at uploading this was a mistake! Let's try again!If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846
You can pre-order GR Mom's book here: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Purest-Bond/Jen-Golbeck/9781668007846If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
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If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/Cocktail of the weekThe Harvard https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/934/harvardhttps://slate.com/human-interest/2013/09/ivy-league-cocktails-the-harvard-cooler-the-cornell-special-the-pennsylvanian-and-other-elite-elixirs.htmlAdministrative Corner elevator / scissor liftDog Updates Guac mouth surgery vink pneumonia, possible larpar cb elbowRamblings* Fish competition update https://www.wishtv.com/news/indiana-news/indiana-fish-record-falls-again-on-lake-michigan-outing/Taste of the KeysDachshund parade! https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1617666739839418370Large amount of cocaine recovered Nearly $2 million worth of packaged cocaine was found in the Lower Keys on Monday and turned over to federal law enforcement. The two separate incidents occurred on Big Pine Key between approximately 3:30 p.m. and 6 p.m. • Three bundles — each containing 10 separate packages of cocaine — with a total weight of nearly 75 pounds were located by a resident near the water on Long Beach Road. • Twenty-five bundles with a total weight of approximately 70 pounds were found just offshore of Big Pine Key by a good SamaritanGwen Filosa@KeyWestGwenDrugs! $2M worth of cocaine washed up Monday on Big Pine Key in two separate instances,@mcsonewssays. Locals are all like, “back in the 70s we did drugs too and we’d have taken it up north and buy Buffett tickets not call the fuzz.” No you wouldn’t, Greg. No you wouldn’t.GWOTWIngo Corner
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/Cocktail of the weekLady Talia sent us the Voodoo JuiceCruzan rums (banana, coconut, cirtus, strawberry, & Dark) plus pineapple and OJAdministrative Corner Dog Updates Brody took a 2:45 am swim Remi’s oncologist update Remi 19th toenail Venk on GR Mom’s book cover Guac’s getting surgery next week on his gumsRamblings* BLÅHAJ is a trans icon, and ikea canada gave BEYOU BLÅHAJs in trans flag colors to clinics providing gender affirming care https://www.instagram.com/p/CnhqCK8pNEq/?igshid=MDM4ZDc5MmU%3DTaste of the Keyshttps://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article271036297.html gar
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Ingo is back from Germany and HOOO BOOOY does GR Mom have feelings.If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
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Supergeil grocery store video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmjBnlR6EF0Layla by DJ Robin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVxxgezdlgYWhat is looks like in Germany when they play Layla to a crowd (this isn't Oktoberfest, but it's basically what Oktoberfest looks like): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CNeoksAixEIf you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
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Important viewing: https://www.tiktok.com/@calvinandhabs/video/7172643028593691947?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7172643028593691947If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
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If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
Announcements and an updates-packed podcast this weekIf you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
A kind of sad no rulez podcast where we talk about the current struggles in the household
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If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for lots of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/
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We recorded over great distance with sub-par equipment this week. Sorry for the weak audio quality!
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Hopper plush orders https://www.makeship.com/products/hopper-plush
Voodoo medals: https://sites.google.com/view/thegoldenratio4/voodoo-nö-challenge
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Southernmost Skeleton instagram.com/southernmostskeleton
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Mid-podcast, we get a full on VINK IS THE MOOOOON because our story had the word "moon" in it.
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Sorry about the audio quality on this one - the remote podcasting set up defeated us a bit this week
We recorded this on Monday before GR Mom left for a week of travel. A LOT HAS HAPPENED in the 2 days since. We'll do some kind of update probably over the weekend 💛
I didn't edit the helicopter out because I thought it was interesting audio. Deal with it 🕶
Our Live Podcast from the Wisdom app where we take your questions! https://app.wisdom.audio/talks/6c287534-6686-11ec-b316-0e6aee9420d7
Join us on the Wisdom App on 12/26 at 3pm ET. This link will take you to a little preview and you can follow our profile from there! https://join.wisdom.audio/NbsZ
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At 3pm ET on 12/26, we'll be doing a live podcast (hopefully with user questions allowed!) on a new app called Wisdom. You can download it and (hopefully) find us at this link. If our profile doesn't come up, don't worry! We'll have an updated link posted everywhere many times before we broadcast! And the app is free to download and use 💛https://joinwisdom.audio/thegoldenratio4
Everyone is so complicated right now!
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This week, we learned that podcasting from the couch does not work!
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Why is hops limping and other dog updates
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We celebrate episode 200 with a love fest for all 14 dogs that have been with us since we started the pod. Thanks for sticking with us!
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so much depends upon
a red wheel barrow
full of drunk lady
beside the white chickens
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Dog updates, stories, and a little on the Mariel Boatlift https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariel_boatlift
Waiting in a long line at a mass vaccination site? Here's a 2.5 hour podcast to keep you company! It's rambly! GR dad has had too much to drink! FUN TIMES!
Voods became foods.
Head over to YouTube for ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF THE GECKO https://youtu.be/Bpt30duiG8k?t=487
What's a cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESE What's a cheese that's officially mine? PARMESAN!
NO RULEZ! GR Mom explains how she screwed up the Twitter account (sorry!) and we take a buzzfeed quiz. Also, GR Dad is some level of drunk.
Come on, man. Don't use a raccoon to deactivate your breathalyzer ignition interlock device
Don's Virgin Sacrifice https://thelosttikilounge.com/cocktails/allspice-grapefruit-mocktail/
It has been 0 days since we've had to pause the podcast recording to clean up dog puke.
There has been so much that has happened in the GR household since we last podcasted. We remember swiz but share a LOT of other updates. There are like...8 podcasts worth of updates in this podcast.
We're back!
Kevin ❤️ https://www.facebook.com/PawsAcrossOswegoCounty/posts/10158663093412372
More detail on that parasailing accident https://www.gofundme.com/f/azalea-silva?utm_source=customer&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link-tip
How do you get over heartbreak? Voodoo. Also, that time GR mom gave GR Dad a gift in a body bag
NO RULES BONUS with gr mom's bad date story from the live show!
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BIG CHEESE YOU ARE THE BIG CHEESE WE LOVE YOU BIG CHEESE WE MISS YOU BIG CHEESE TROPICAL BIG CHEESE IN THE FLORIDA KEYS YOU ARE THE BIG CHEESE ALWAYS OUR BIG CHEESE
GR Mom trys a vegemite sandwich. I wonder how that goes. A non-alcoholic cocktail. Stuff that happened in 2019. Happy new year, everyone!
Cocktail of the Week: the Prickly Pear Margarita, made with prickly pears harvested from our own cactus! Delicious but required much suffering on our parts.
We tell you all about the suffering
A New Member of the Squad! Welcome to Shannon (@shannonodog on twitter), our newest member! We talk her back story and other usual podcast things
GR Mom and Dad eat a carolina reaper totrilla chip. It is profoundly uncomfortable. We also talk queso's quinceñera and Jasmine's new vestibular syndrome.
Want one of the chips for the one chip challenge? We advise against it, but right this way: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B01M748NRN/j16t3i5j15-20
A little radio drama, our favorite moves and books for spooky times, plus queso updates and the usual stuff. Happy Halloween!
GR Mom talks about her Korea trip and her new secret instagram account http://instagram.com/dust_of_sleep
The usual dog updates and rambling
Korean word of the week: 소학행 (sohwakhaeng) - Little definite happiness
German word of the week: kummerspek (weight gained from emotional eating)
OMG we had such a good time at the Chicago show, including flying with all the dogs! School of ope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcJgrkWknV4 Midwest attack https://twitter.com/midwestern_ope/status/1180870643556012034
Allow GR Mom this rant about how to be a bad student vs. how to be a good student. Plus dog updates, cocktails, german words, florida man
THERE IS A LOT GOING ON! GR MOM IS STRESSED! So here's a podcast where she just complains about things and GR dad is supportive. Contains the usual dog updates and Taste of the Keys!
We go to the Keys to protec the house, Boyfren and Toby health updates, a story of an attempted bite, and GR Mom loves an outdoor shower
Lots of updates!
We review "What I lick before your face and other haikus by dogs" by Jamie Coleman, a delightful little book. Plus a disappointing reaction to Riley on Grindr
This week, we set up a Tinder profile for Venkman and get some matches! Check twitter or insta (@theGoldenRatio4) for pics of her profile and a few messages!
You want a puppy? NO! YOU CANNOT HAVE IT! Unless you are not an idiot like Toby's previous owners. Real talk about what he's going through and how people are idiots about dogs and how not to be one of the aforementioned idiots. Which you obviously aren't because you're listening to this podcast. Thanks <3
Here's an extra episode for the week where we talk about what we know Jasmine's tumor and upcoming surgeries for both Jasmine and Queso next week
The story of Queso's escape from the yard, plus road trip stories and another biting incident in the keys
The dogs did a proposal! Did you know GR Mom proposed to GR Dad and he said NO?! And then he took so long deciding he wanted to get married that she decided to break things off with him on the night he finally proposed? Those stories plus all the usual.
Rum discussed this week: https://www.papaspilar.com/
Venk in a cone and Queso's Bird Adventure!
If you want your own rum filled chocolates, you can order them (and lots of DELICIOUS RUM) here: https://www.keywestlegalrum.com/
Our trip to the keys, hopper got chomped (and it's GR Mom's fault), and live show updates!
Lots of updates including the Chicago live show. If you want us to come to the west coast, please find us a private jet. If you want us to come to Orlando, Boston, or somewhere else on the East Coast, let us know.
We have and excellent konk life story!
Cocktail of the week: mexican garden margarita
German Word of the Week: frauenfußballweltmeisterschaft (women's world cup)
We're doing live shows! The first one sold out! Here's what we have planned. Plus a mouse saga and konk life stories.
Cocktail of the week: the Golden Rum Ratio
You guys? Did you really think we weren't going to adopt Riley??? HE'S MAH BOYFREN!
Cocktail of the Week: coconut mai tai German word of the week: fremdschämen Sponsor: audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio to get yo self a free audio book
GR Mom and Dad have been traveling and apart for 2 weeks and so we didn't have an ontime podcast this week :( Here's a quick update from GR Mom on Riley. We'll be back as usual next week 💛💛💛💛💛
This week we have some bad news on Riley's ongoing kidney saga, plus talk about how we keep this place clean and some excellent Konk Life stories.
Cocktail of the week: The Southside
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GR Mom attempted, and failed, to complete the Keys 100 this weekend. We talk about the 73 miles she did run with GR Dad's amazing support. You can read more about the race and see some pics here: https://medium.com/jenrunswithdogs/the-keys-not-quite-100-2257886d2bf7
We're posting the podcast a bit early this week because of crazy travel schedules. Enjoy!
Cocktail of the week: Rash Decision from This Podcast Will Kill You
Queso is one tooth down, Riley is some kidney function down, and Tastes of the Keys including a story of that time GR Mom got Tazed!
GET VACCINATED!
Some dog updates and two AMAZING stories from the Keys, including a biter and uncomfortable sex (not together)
GR mom tells about when two dudes fought over her (sort of), GR dad tells about the time he was a teletubby, and we discuss hoarders and GR Dad's newly discovered rat
GR Mom & Dad share their top golden ratio moments, GR mom sees a manatee, coast guard dog rescue.
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We started a second podcast about murders in the Florida Keys. This week, we're sharing episode with you on the Golden Ratio side of things. This will be our only cross-post so if you want more murder stories, subscribe to Murders in Paradise wherever you get your podcasts.
Not safe for listening in places where you don't want to cry. We miss you so much, sweet sweet Schmieg.
Guys. I honestly don't even know what we talked about for almost an hour and a half, but it certainly includes dogs, the Florida Keys, drinks, german words, and rambling. Basically, it's like the Super Size Fries of GR Podcasts. But probably better for you. Enjoy!
The best internet stories of florida man and dogs. Plus the usual dog updates, and cherry blossom cocktails and german words.
This is the story about the dude who tried to rape the pit bull. (Spoiler: it's fake news, but was too good to not share). 100% worth clicking on for the pictures and righteousness of the story: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-to-rape-pit-bull/
Everyone loves a margarita, GR Mom shares her dreams for a live show, and another story of biting people without their permission from the Keys.
GR Mom is flying solo this week. In the absence of GR Dad, you get a story about GR Mom's past plus dog updates and all the usual fare.
Updates on Riley, dog science activities, and a pelican story from the Keys. Cocktail of the week is the Bees Knees (gin, honey, champagne)
We have a new foster dog, RILEY! Also, Jen tells the story of her prison dentist and we have a dog-related high-drama Konk Life story of the keys.
If you think it's overly political to call out white supremacists, this episode is not for you. And maybe you should just unfollow us. Prepare for a sleep-deprived rant. Also, deets on the roadtrip home.
Little fact: Key West was part of the Union in the Civil War.
Also, apologies for the dog breathing early in the podcast. I tried but could not edit it out.
German word of the week: fernweh - the ache to travel away
General updates plus hopper has a green spot on her lip. Why?
Here's how you make a dark and stormy: glass ice, fill most of the way with ginger ale (4-6 oz), top with 1.5 oz rum and a wedge of lime. DO NOT DO HALF RUM AND HAVE GINGER ALE!
German word of the week: fremdenverkehr - tourism
An overview of GR Mom's experiments that show dogs make you happy.
German word of the week: Naturwissenschaft
Plans for heading back to the keys, lots of rambling. You know what to expect at this point.
The saga of our neighbor. A story full of terror and anxiety.
Bangor Maine Police Department - the Duck of Justice and " Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone, and be kind to one another." https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/
Taste of the keys https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article223716555.html
Rhabarberbarbara https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG62zay3kck
Don't do drugs. Don't bite people unless they ask you to. Only eat things that are dead. Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone.
An update on everyone's status, taste of the keys, and good life advice. Cocktail of the week: the key lime margarita
Thanks to Strong Wind who is not a sponsor but who sent me a ukelele after hearing my song for schmieg. This is the one I got if you are interested: https://www.strong-wind.com/ukuleles/Strong-Wind-Okoume-Tiger-Wood-Mahogany-Soprano-Ukulele.html
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Hopper v Rock along with all the usual ramblings: cocktail of the week, taste of the keys, and our german word.
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GR Mom and Dad talk their very different styles of staying motivated. German people get naked. Don't bite people unless they ask you to. Lots of good life lessons in here.
We share our recs for favorite spots to visit in Key West and the lower keys. Also, venk barks (a lot) at a boat.
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Queso adoption and foreign object, Venkman VVeightloss, Maggie health, and fosters - it's the Golden Ratio 2018 in Review!
Answering some listener questions (send yours to thegoldenratio4@gmail.com), updates on everyone, and venk howling. Happy New Year, everyone!
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German word of the week: bleigiessen - lead pouring (please don't do this)
Adventures of us and the dogs on our way down to our house in the keys!
Cocktail of the week: The Mango Fandango
German word of the work: Frohe Weinachten (merry xmas)
Note to parents: there's some santa talk in the second half. Don't listen with your little kids
This episode is a little bit of GR mom ranting plus some of the usual randomness. Also, if you're the person who called to GR Dad about Queso in the parking lot, let us know!
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A few things about housebreaking dogs as puppies or adults. And a bit on housebreaking humans.
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An update on everyone's status.
Cocktail of the week: A Day at the Beach - oj, coconut rum, amaretto
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Another special ultramarathon bonus episode about our duo-ultra, the Covert 50K, that we both ran this weekend!
How to get yourself out the door for a run (or a dog walk) when it's cold because cold sucks.
Cocktail of the week: campari and soda
German word of the week: albtraum
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Sizzle got adopted by the Nelsons, including Matt Nelson who runs dog_rates and dog_feelings! We talk about how great they will be for her but also how sad we are to see her go.
Getting our other house ready for the girls plus a taste of the keys. Kind of rambling this week, tbh.
http://thexkeywest.com/
Cocktail of the week: Goombay Smash
An update after Sizzle's first full week with us! Coming to you this week during a break in the endless painting of our house in the Keys 🌴
We have a new foster dog, everyone! We are temporarily the Golden Ratio 6!!
Also, if you missed our thread to support the one Afghan animal shelter, check this tweet for a thread: https://twitter.com/TheGoldenRatio4/status/1058061672315842561
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We ran the Palm100 this weekend, so here is our apparently regular ultramarathon bonus feature!
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Cocktail of the week...TO THE EXTREME! If you want to do your own cocktail hour, we talk about how to build a starter liquor cabinet. Plus we answer your questions. If you have a question, record yourself on our voice memo app and email it to us at thegoldenratio4@gmail.com
Our cocktail of the week: The Stone Wall - whiskey, ginger beer, apple cider
Stonewall 🏳️🌈: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots
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German word of the week: enttäuschung - disappointment. like when you don't win $1.6 billion in the lottery
We give you the latest on maggie's health issues, we finally do the embarrassing Venk howl, and answer a few more questions!
GR Mom and GR Dad ran the Chicago Marathon this weekend. We talk about it in this little bonus episode. Not tons of dog content here, but that's why it's a bonus ep!
Some of you got our unedited raw recording with no themes and bad audio - sorry! Here's the REAL episode where we answer your second set of questions!
This week is part 1 of 2 where we answer the questions you sent us! If you want to send a question, record yourself on your voice memo app and email it to us at thegoldenratio4@gmail.com
GR Mom's TED talk about Pets on the Internet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUpaT7RFUi0
Neustaedter, Carman, and Jennifer Golbeck. "Exploring pet video chat: the remote awareness and interaction needs of families with dogs and cats." Proceedings of the 2013 conference on Computer supported cooperative work. ACM, 2013.
GR Mom hugging the Stanley Cup... https://twitter.com/jengolbeck/status/1043299170239610880 ...and drinking from it... https://twitter.com/jengolbeck/status/1043353568739307520
Danke, Regina for this week's German Word of the Week: Publikumsfragen - questions from the audience
Cocktail of the week: the Chilcano - basically, pisco, ginger ale, and lime Links: Thug Notes: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLghL9V9QTN0jTgA1qrhWrBCB_Ln4xlVlB
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_agtNKbgSfI
The Bunyip - Dot and the Kangaroo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtrYO-Mog60
Does the Dog Die https://www.doesthedogdie.com/
Dr. Death Podcast: https://wondery.com/shows/dr-death/
German Word of the Week: backpfeifengesicht - a face in need of a slap
Maggie's post-surgery updates, plus some bad jokes and other randomness. Like sheep.
Cocktail of the week: the GR Dad! 1.5 oz bourbon, 3/4 oz peach syrup, 3/4 oz lemon juice
Half Shorn Sheep: https://www.carywolinskyphotographs.com/half-shorn-sheep/
Shrek the Sheep. SO FLUFFY!: http://www.earthporm.com/shrek-sheep-escaped-shearing-6-years/
German word of the week: Beißhemmung - bite hesitation
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It's been a week with some epic stuff in the GR household and we're too tired to do a full on dog podcast. Instead, GR Mom talks about her 100K ultramarathon she ran this weekend and GR Dad talks about his weekend trip to Germany. We do talk a bit about dogs, primarily how they keep stepping on GR Mom's poor toes.
No cocktails today. We're both so so tired.
German word of the week: Schadensersatzklage - claim for monetary compensation
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How to use little exposures to scary things and lots of positive reinforcement to help your dogs get over anxieties.
Cocktail of the week: moscow mule. All mules are 1.5 oz of your favorite spirit plus ginger ale and a squeeze of lime.
German Word of the Week: Schwangerschaftstest - pregnancy test
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GR Mom and GR Dad share their own origin stories. Hear GR Dad speak his native Australian English
Cocktail of the week: Old Cuban (mint, lime, rum, champagne)
German Word of the Week: Cousin zweiten Grades (2nd cousin)
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This was supposed to be about sleep and dog bones, and it is, but we also end up talking about sex toys, serial killers, and collections of teeth.
Cocktail of the week - Piña Colada
All the bones we use and have used are on our page of stuff: https://www.amazon.com/shop/thegoldenratio
Odorless bully sticks https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0167MJYRY/j16t3i5j15-20
The 500 pound serial killer from True Crime Garage. My dentist treated this dude and told me all about him! https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/true-crime-garage/e/52828623?autoplay=true
Tooth Boy from Channel Zero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5TecOA4TKs
German Word of the Week hundezahnaertzlichebehandlung - dog dental treatment
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What our nights are like sleeping with the girls.
Cocktail of the week: Getaway: 1 part Cruzan blackstrap rum, 1 part lemon juice, 1/2 part simple syrup, 1/2 part Cynar. Shake and strain into a coupe. Delish!
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German word of the week: Schlafwandeln - sleep walking
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Random dog swimming stuff...cut a bit short by a thunderstorm.
German word of the week: schwimmen (Swimming)
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Cocktail of the week - Gosling's Dark & Stormy in a can!
The tale of Queso & The Foreign Object.
Cocktail of the week: we're just drinking straight up whiskey (Burnside Bourbon from Portland)
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German Word of the week: Tierärtznotoperation - veterinary emergency surgery
This week, we talk about anxiety and how to make it better.
Cocktail of the week: Donkey Punch
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Cocktail of the week: Dark and Stormy - best with Gosling's rum and Gosling's ginger beer
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In honor of this week's podcast, we've made the Golden Ratio Cookbook e-book version available for free!!
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ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center Phone Number: (888) 426-4435
Chocolate toxicity calculator: https://www.petmd.com/dog/chocolate-toxicity
German Word of the Week: hartgekochte eier - hard boiled egg!
This week is about positive reinforcement training! GOOD JOB!
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German Word of the Week gehorsamkeit - obedience
Cocktail of the week: Sangria!
By request, we talk (A LOT) about running!
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Cocktail of the week: French 75 - shake 2oz gin, 1 oz lemon juice, 1/2 oz simple syrup, strain into a flute, top with champagne!
German word of the week: Dauerlauftraining - running
Couch to 5k: https://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/c25k/Pages/couch-to-5k-plan.aspx
SCIENCE! In this ep we talk about all the scientific studies the girls have been in, plus a little about our own at-home experiments.
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Golden Retriever Lifetime Study https://www.morrisanimalfoundation.org/golden-retriever-lifetime-study
VOSM, our orthopedic vet http://www.vetsportsmedicine.com/clinical-trials
German Word of the Week Naturwissenschaft - Science Hilarious video that includes this word: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_xUIDRxdmc
Cocktail of the week: Shrubs Sweet vinegar mixers that make super refreshing drinks and cocktails
This week, we answer LOTS of your questions about the girls and about us, GR Mom & Dad
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Drink of the Week: Mint Julep
German Word of the week: Fragen und Antworten (questions and answers)
Our favorite books:
House of Leaves https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0375703764/j16t3i5j15-20
Into Thin Air https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000544YG/j16t3i5j15-20
Our chaotic process for grooming and bathing the girls!
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Drink of the week: Schramsberg rose champagne (from California), often served at White House state dinners. You can buy some online! schramsberg.com
German Word of the week: Frühjahrsputz - spring cleaning
This week, we talk about how to foster dogs - what's the process like, how do you introduce dogs to each other, who adopts them, and how do you avoid keeping them all?
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German Word of the Week: Tierarzt (veterinarian)
In this episode, we talk about how Hopper became a therapy dog and what we do with that, plus some tips and thoughts about running with dogs.
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Drink of the week: The Queen's Park Swizzle: https://www.alcoholprofessor.com/blog/2016/02/01/cocktails-in-history-queens-park-swizzle/
For Running with dogs stuff, follow us at: http://twitter.com/jenrunswithdogs or https://www.instagram.com/jenrunswithdogs/
How far different breeds can run: https://www.runnersworld.com/running-with-dogs/the-best-types-of-dogs-for-runners
German Word of the Week: glubschaugen - bug eyes!
Where we share how we got each of the girls!
Cuba Libre: 1 1/2 oz rum As much Coca Cola as you like (use the Mexican kind with real sugar for bonus points) 1 dash Angostura bitters Lime wedge
Build it in a glass. Delish!
German word: pfotenlecker - paw licker
Episode 2! How we travel with dogs, new German Word of the Week, and our favorite podcasts!
Margarita: 1 1/2 oz silver tequila 1 oz cointreau 3/4 oz lime juice
Put it all in a shaker with ice, shake it up, serve over rocks! If it's a little sour, add a 1/4 oz of simple syrup (sugar water).
To salt a rim, but a bunch of salt on a plate. Rub a lime wedge on the rim of a glass and then rub the glass rim in the salt. Give it a minute to dry.
German words: Lieblingshund - favorite dog Schwanz wedelt - tail wagging
It's Episode 1! We introduce the whole crew, talk about Venkman's history, and give advice on what you need if you get a puppy. We're not sponsored by SpotBot - we just love ours (but we totally would take a sponsorship hit us up Bissell).
Get links to stuff, social media, and all the info you need at http://thegoldenratio.dog
Hey Everyone! The Golden Ratio Podcast is happening! It's going to be me, Jen, aka Golden Ratio Mom and, everyone's favorite, GR Dad, talking about the girls, their stories, dog tips, random stuff about the household, and answers to your questions. Episode 1 should drop the first week of May and we'll have a little feature on Venkman. Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, sound cloud, or wherever you get your podcasts.