Philip's Cabinet: Recent Episodes
Philip's Cabinet
This is a dumb idea one of us had. By the time this was uploaded, however, I forgot exactly whose it was. Anyways, we're writing a rap! Yeah! Will this end well? It's unlikely!
In this episode, we talk about times we got our cards flipped in elementary school. If you don't know what that means, just listen to the episode. Sophie learns about colors and experiences injustices. Jonah is a strange child.
This week on Philip's Cabinet, we present to you: different. This is Jonah's fanfiction-style cringey short-story that we promised you from last week, and let me just say, whatever you're expecting, it's probably worse.
In this fateful episode of our good wholesome podcast, Sophie teaches Jonah about how to make a fanfiction, and then introduces him to the infamous Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, from the Harry Potter/Vampire-themed fanfiction "My Immortal"; which is perhaps the most well-known fanfiction of all time. Coming soon: Jonah writes a steamy short story based on fanfiction!
Don't get me wrong, Andy seems like a great guy. It's just we probably don't have enough things to say about him to fill this whole episode. Instead, enjoy this episode about nothing in particular.
This time, Sophie asks Jonah some questions. Did you know Turkmenistan is a real country? Sophie didn't. Listen to this episode if you want to live. (Sorry, is that too threatening?)
Jonah asks Sophie some questions and goes to prison for molesting a stuffed pineapple. Also, he keeps walking around Sophie's room and picking things up, which means you can barely hear him talk. Maybe you should skip this episode.
In this episode, Sophie and Jonah talk about birthday parties they've been invited to. Also, can someone please invite Sophie somewhere once this whole pandemic is over? We're getting a little concerned.
In this episode of Philip's Cabinet, Jonah makes Dumb-Boy Noises for the first minute or so and we address riveting topics including Ghosts, Yes or No? Do You Think Ghosts?
Sophie and Jonah discuss the strange people that go to their school, such as furries and nerds.
Sophie and Jonah discuss how boy and girl sleepovers are different, and it is revealed that Sophie has not been invited to a sleepover with multiple other people in an unfortunately long time.