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"Let me ask you something. Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?"
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"What's the matter? Forget why you hired me?"
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"My family's always been in meat."
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"He'd kill us if he got the chance."
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"That's my sister, baby, and she's a whole lotta woman."
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"One can have perfect pitch at age three, at age five decipher a score seen for the first time, like Mozart. One cannot be a gourmet before 40."
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"Who marries a narcissist? Who falls in love and marries a narcissist?"
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"You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose."
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"It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring. So you don't get lost."
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"You talking to me or somebody else walk in this room?"
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"All right, try to relax. Fear and stress isn't good for the meat."
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"A wrong note in Beethoven is less offensive than mangling the spirit of it."
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"I'm taking such good care of my little white boys."
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"I told you I'm different. I could have dropped you with the sharks."
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"Time doesn't exist yet it controls us anyway."
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"See, white folks, they like the blues just fine. They just don't like the people who make it."
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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
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"We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us!"
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"I guess the real menaces to society were all the friends we made along the way."
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"The internet loves this, and the internet is never wrong."
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It’s time for our Top 5 Films of 2025 We count down the movies that defined the year, from unforgettable performances to scenes we can’t stop thinking about. Expect bold opinions, quick debates, and a few surprises as we rank the films that made 2025 such a standout year for us.
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"He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money."
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"This might get unpleasant... or more unpleasant."
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"Mr. Bron, I've learned through bitter experience that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with."
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"I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
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"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
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"Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you."
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"The trains at our parties are the best in Rome. They're the best 'cause they go nowhere."
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"I'm the one who should be ashamed. I don't understand my own soul."
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"What is youth? A dream. What is love? The content of the dream."
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"When did Noah build the ark Gladys? Before the rain."
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"Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?"
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"This is The Virginia Jean with an SOS call, over."
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"You know, in ancient cultures, bears were considered equal with men."
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"Trust me, you can, uh, understand communication and still end up single."
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"This is something you do for a billion years or not at all. This isn't fashion."
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"Well, you can be wrong a million times. You only gotta be right once."
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"He who bemoans the lack of opportunity, forgets that small doors many times open up into large rooms."
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"Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?"
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"Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they're giving me awards."
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"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day."
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"Hey Ray, wouldn't it be funny if I went to Harvard, you went to Jail and we both ended up surrounded by crooks."
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"I like words and letters, but I'm not crazy about complete sentences."
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"You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better."
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"The first swim of the year always tires you out."
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"I spent my whole life only recognizing my lucky breaks after they were gone."
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"Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'."
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"For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same."
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"First thing that I ask a new client is, "Have you been saving up for a rainy day? Guess what? It's raining!""
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"If you had never left Seoul, would I still have looked for you?"
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"I got the motive which is money and the body which is dead."
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"I'm not into politics. I'm into survival."
Guest Host: Fred Street!
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"A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself."
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"But the complexity and the gray lie not in the truth but what you do with the truth once you have it."
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"I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing."
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"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
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"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."
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"When we've looked everywhere and still don't understand how the thing happened, I think we have to ask why it happened."
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"You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion."
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"Hope is like the sun. If you only believe it when you see it you'll never make it through the night."
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"There must be retribution! Justice ... and retribution."
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"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."
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"You lift, he passes. He won, you lost! Because at that same moment, Behra thought, "Fuck it, we both die.""
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"A girl can't read that sort of thing without her lipstick."
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"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press."
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"We fought in an immoral war that wasn't ours for rights we didn't have."
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"You know what they say, you're either SWAT or you're not."
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"Besides, it's amusing to make fortunate men taste the same misery as the unfortunate."
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"You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane."
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"When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail."
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"You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it."
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"I got a tip for you. Don't let no one get this close."
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"Oh, my friends! I'm so pleased you're not dead!"
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"We live and die in the shadows, for those we hold close, and for those we never meet."
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"A wise man can learn more from his enemies than a fool from his friends."
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"Man, I knew women were good. I been sayin' that shit the whole time, man."
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"John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about."
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"Humans have only one ending. Ideas live for ever."
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"Can I offer you a roll? Or the chilling tale of how I lost my daughter?"
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"I will always love you, but I no longer like you."
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"I love people so much that it's hard for me to be alone."
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"Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later."
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"There are fierce powers at work in the world, boys. Good, evil, poor luck, best luck. As men, we've got to take advantage where we can."
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"You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas."
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"You got a skinny little runt named Dalton working here?"
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"It's the idle hours that most often lead a man to ruin. It's not Dylan Thomas, but it oughta be."
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"It's all in the hips, the lips, and the eyes and the thighs."
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"For what it's worth, I never stole from anybody who would go hungry."
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"This is going to sound real stupid coming from a man in prison. But for the first time in my life, I'm free."
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"Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary."
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"You want to find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop."
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"I don't expect you to be as depressed as I am. But I don't think your happiness is quite appropriate."
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"You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson."
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"He'll deliver more justice in a weekend than ten years of your courts and tribunals."
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"Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice."
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"I must ask you both to forgive me. Our job leaves no room for etiquette."
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"You can't pick what you're good at or who you love. This is what I do."
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"Oh well, maybe we could share a jail cell together!"
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"No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing."
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"Do not go gentle into that good night; Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Special Guest, Mallory Street joins us for our 100th episode!
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"Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you!"
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"I'll say one last inspirational thing to you: they can't kill you if you're already dead."
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"l came to coach basketball players, and you became students. l came to teach boys, and you became men."
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"You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked."
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"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again."
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"Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do, but in the end you will understand."
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"Thank you, gentlemen, for fouling up two years of hard work!"
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"Some things there's no moving on from. And I think that's a good thing."
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"You really can't unsee it once you've seen it."
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"Try to make it sound like you wrote it that way on purpose."
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"I'll give you a million dollars if you don't speak for a month."
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"I knew I hated you for a reason, I'm gonna tell everyone in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!"
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"I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody."
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“Don't you guys drop me, I’m worth a million dollars"
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"That's like telling water not to be wet, sweetie."
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"Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it's time for a promotion."
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"That's a Dom Perignon '55. It would be a pity to break it."
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"22 years. Man, L.A. has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got clean."
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"She'll never divorce him. She'll kill him but she won't divorce him."
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"Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in."
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"That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they'd make an exception."
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"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby."
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"Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
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"The Rock has become a tourist attraction?"
Special Guest: Jacob Murdoch
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"How does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?"
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"Its a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have."
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“Even bad men love their mommas.”
Special Guest: Garien Gatewood
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"I call that bold talk from a one-eyed fat man."
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"Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them."
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"You two are the most F***Ed up people I've ever known"
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"Where are you from originally?" Special Guest: Mallory Street
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"It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car."
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"Would you hold still, please, sir?"
Special guest: Garien Gatewood
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"When you get the answer you're looking for, hang up."
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"THE DEAD PART WASN'T DEAD IT WAS JUST IN A COMA"
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"HAVE A GREAT TRIP, BRING ME BACK SOMETHING FRENCH!"
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"What's Up, what's up?"
Special Guest: Anna Vaughan
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"I'm in love with you already, but I'll nail you anyway."
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"There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?"
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"Very good, but brick not hit back"
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Martial Arts Expert, Daniel Delmastro
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"Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant."
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"I said the hospital, not the morgue."
Special Guest: Mallory Street
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"She sent you after me, knowing you're not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad."
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"No, I shot him. Bullets and the fall killed him.”
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“If I have to hear ‘Yah Mo B There’ one more time, I’m gonna ‘Yah Mo’ Burn this place to the ground.”
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"Someone has to go to prison, Ben"
We have a special guest!
Jacob Murdoch, host of Wild and Free Podcast!
https://www.wildandfreepodcast.com/
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"Do you want to be a cop or only look like a cop?"
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"I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states."
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"It's arthritis, you know. I got that arthritis thing happening."
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Bonus Pod!
"Self-interest is the sincerest form of flattery"
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"You once were a veg-on but now you will be gone!"
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Oh Darn... Keith, Cole, and Kris break down Speed.
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Cole, Keith, and Kris get into Barney Rubble... Trouble!
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I'm counting on it! Keith, Cole, and Kris break down an all-time great.
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Keith, Cole, and Kris deep dive a personal favorite. 2017 Reboot of a classic.
