General instinct knowledge @ 16 min
Self-pres 3 starts @ 26 min
In this episode, we talk about the self-pres 3 (aka "Vanity No Vanity") and explore how they deny their passion of vanity (in a fixated state of mind).
In our typical style, we kick the episode off with a personal catch-up and some banter.
We apologize ahead of time for the audio situation.
Resources we used and may have mentioned for this episode:
EnneagramMonthly.com, Beatrice Chestnut - The Complete Enneagram, Sandra Maitri - The Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-discovery, A variety of books on the Enneagram by Russ Hudson, Oscar Ichazo
In this episode, we continue our series on the instinctual variants and focus on the Self-Preservation 7 AKA "The Hungry/Happy Hedonist", "The Gourmand", "The Keeper of the Castle" or... HUGH HEFNER?!?! A self-pres 7w8? Is this the same type as neurotic cult leaders? Anyway, here's what we talked about (resources are below):
Resources: Dietnosis.com, Beatrice Chestnut, Russ Hudson, Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-discovery, Oscar Ichazo
Book a consulting session with us: http://enneagramforidiots.com
Intro/Outro - Powfu - Death Bed (Save the Sky Remix)
In this episode, we continue our series on the instinctual variants and focus on the self-preservation 1 aka Hilary Clinton (we kind of sort of think). Here's what we talked about:
Instinct and Self-Pres 1 learnings and discoveries (22 minutes in)
And to wrap up, we would like all SP1s and 1s in general - YOU ARE NOT YOUR THOUGHTS
Resources: Beatrice Chestnut, EnneagramCentral.com, 9Types.com
In today's episode we talked about:
We're continuing our series on the instinctual variants, featuring the self-pres 4s (aka I'm not sad and I don't want to be sad with you).
As always, email us your thoughts, feedback and if you're self-pres 4 or know a self-pres 4 we'd love to chat via email. Talk to us on the internet and thanks for listening to this episode. <3
THE PODCAST IS BACK. Thank you so much for your patience with our break.
Intro: Music by Rujay
Instrumental: "Next Level" by SeriouzBeats
Channel: https://YouTube.com/user/RujayTV
Here’s what we talked about in today’s return episode:
Correction: in this episode, we often say 33 women and men came forward saying they were abused by Chris. The blog post says that the 33 women and men were both abused and witnessed abuse.
*Skip to around the 30-minute mark for mostly self-pres 2 content
After we spend 15 minutes talking about public transit, we dive into the self-preservation 2 - aka the cutesy, childlike type. In this episode we talk about
Countertypes
Russ Hudson and A.H Almaas’ descriptions of the levels of health in the instincts and how instincts mature as we grow
How this instinctual variant moves both towards and away from others and is more self-protective and cerebral than other 2s
Why the self-preservation 2 positions themselves in a child-like role and how that relates to the protection of their self-image and pride
Sorry not sorry to Christians, we explore what it would look like if Jesus Christ was a self-preservation 2 for the last 20+ minutes of the episode
Questions
Does this 'cutesy' behaviour carry over into the bedroom? Do you have a lot of romantic partners or did you at any point? How do you DRESS? How do self-pres 2’s in your life dress?
Resources: The Diamond Approach: A Path to Inner Discovery, The Facets of Unity: The Enneagram of Holy Ideas, Essence Emerging meetup (the simpler descriptions of instinct levels of health), Beatrice Chestnut (general descriptions of self-preservation 2 and path from pride to humility) Russ Hudson (levels of health in the instincts), Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram.
*See enneagramforidiots.com for links and intro/outro song
Intro/Outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0pVXEBA3PU&list=RD--YiHE-06Rw&index=22 (pilgrim)
Today we’re talking about Self-Preservation dominant 8s aka NOT Marissa but Donald Trump. Also known by Enneagram resources as the "Survivalist". In this episode we cover:
Also sorry 5s, the audio got cut in the beginning so a portion of your recap from the previous episode just wasn’t meant to be covered. Love you.
Questions
Resources: Self-reported people talking on Reddit, Wisdom of the Enneagram, Some quotables from Beatrice Chestnut and Russ Hudson, Enneagram Institute message boards, Excerpts from Claudio Naranjo, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, our brains and lives
Intro/Outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--YiHE-06Rw (flowers in narnia)
We kick off this episode with a discussion about speakers not getting paid at the International Enneagram Conference and then dive into what it's like to be a self-preservation 5. We talk about:
Also a couple of additional notes:
Resources: Enneagram Central, Self-reported people talkin’ on Reddit, Wisdom of the Enneagram, Some quotables from Beatrice Chestnut and Russ Hudson, Enneagram Institute message boards, Karen Horney: Our Inner Conflicts: A Constructive Theory Of Neurosis, our brains
Intro / Outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVLBaNQjQro
Today we’re starting a brand new series on the INSTINCTS. Ahhhhh this is going to be SO EXCITING.
In this episode, we kick it off with an introduction the instincts. We cover:
Resources and additional learning:
Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery (there’s a small section on instincts at the end), The Shift Network audio download on instincts with Russ Hudson, https://beatricechestnut.com/blog/
Intro/Outro: J Roes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfWAxIk4xDw
Today we’re wrapping up our compatibility series with the holy trinity - types 3 + 6 and types 6 + 9. Skip to 9:55 minutes to start the episode.
In this episode we talk about:
Enneagram study on compatibility: https://www.9types.com/writeup/enneagram_relationships.php
Resources for today’s episode: Helen Palmer’s The Enneagram in Love and Work: Understanding Your Intimate and Business Relationships (most titles of our relationship series are based on Helen Palmer’s titles of the couplings), Enneagram Institute, REDDIT, Drdaviddaniels.com
Enneagram conflict resolution styles: http://www.fitzel.ca/enneagram/conflict.html
Today we’re continuing our compatibility series with type 5 and 2 aka Albert Einstein and Dolly Parton. If you want to start where we actually talk about the Enneagram, fast forward to 19 minutes in. In this episode we talk about:
Note: we apologize if the mic sounds are imbalanced between us, we’re looking into updating our mics over the next month so that our voices sound more equal
Enneagram study on compatibility: https://www.9types.com/writeup/enneagram_relationships.php
Resources for today’s episode: Helen Palmer’s The Enneagram in Love and Work: Understanding Your Intimate and Business Relationships (most titles of our relationship series are based on Helen Palmer’s titles of the couplings), Enneagram Institute, REDDIT, human beings, Drdaviddaniels.com
Enneagram conflict resolution styles: http://www.fitzel.ca/enneagram/conflict.html
Intro/Outro: J Roes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN2TVpsIo34
Intro/Outro: Bounce Back Remix by the Google Translate Lady (Background Hero)
Today we’re continuing our compatibility series with type 8 and 7 aka Cardi B and Offset, Sharon and Ozzy, Olivia Pope and Fitz (fight us if you disagree on that typing). The couple that’s arguing, doing something amazing or never talking.
In this episode we talk about:
The study we refer to in the episode (we don’t actually have this resource in past relationship show notes): https://www.9types.com/writeup/enneagram_relationships.php
Resources for today’s episode: Helen Palmer’s The Enneagram in Love and Work: Understanding Your Intimate and Business Relationships, Enneagram Institute, REDDIT, Drdaviddaniels.com
Enneagram conflict resolution styles: http://www.fitzel.ca/enneagram/conflict.html
If you’re joining us for the first time, this podcast is an explorative conversation about the Enneagram, pop culture examples and it is unstructured. Sometimes it includes conversations that aren’t about the Enneagram. We learn as you learn, we’re not presenting information as experts.
We start this episode by going on a rant about Kourtney Kardashian and Poosh. Fast forward to the 20-minute mark if you’re looking to skip the intro.
In this episode we talk about:
Resources for today’s episode: Helen Palmer’s The Enneagram in Love and Work: Understanding Your Intimate and Business Relationships, Enneagram Institute
Intro/Outro Background Hero Media https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ5OGVNy1Lidem0BwozhUuw
Today we start a new series on relationships! We’re going to explore how some types work together in romantic relationships. Also as a side note, if two people are self-aware it doesn't matter WHAT their type is. Moving on...
In this episode we talk about:
Resources: Helen Palmer’s The Enneagram in Love and Work: Understanding Your Intimate and Business Relationships, The Enneagram Institute Relationship Type Combinations
Today’s disclaimer: we are sorry if you hear chewing, we attempted to be sneaky and get away with a few treats on this episode and the mic caught some of it. Never AGAIN
In part 2 of mistyping we covered:
Why watching and listening to people who are the same type as you can help you solidify your type
Resources
You’re just our type (even if you don’t know your type)
Today is part 1 of 2 on mistyping aka how do you type yourself? This episode is pretty general on typing, we start diving into specific types towards the end (around 1:05 mark). The next episode will be on common mistypes and questions.
In this episode we cover:
Resources we learned things from for this episode and recommended continued learning:
Facets of Unity: The Enneagram of Holy Ideas, Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, The Widsom of the Enneagram, EnneagramInstitute.com, Rob Fitzel (the centres and different triads we talk about), Higher Reality Therapy: Nine Pathways to Inner Peace
In this wildcard episode we talk about:
We explore how deeply neurotic Billy McFarland and R Kelly are and try to make sense of their predatorial and exploitative behaviour with the Enneagram. SPOILER ALERT we mostly talk about neurotic 7 behaviours and a little bit about neurotic 3 behaviours.
The main resource we used for this episode is Claudio Naranjo, Character and Neurosis: An Integrative View and our own brains and life experience. This isn’t a scholarly article it’s a banter podcast.
*We talk about some pretty heavy themes in this episode so if you’ve experienced trauma this is a trigger warning.
Also, IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO WENT TO THE FYRE FESTIVAL OR YOU DID PLEASE EMAIL US ALL THE DETAILS
Also here is a link to the Fyre Festival's slice of sadness sandwich
We’re finally wrapping up our series on wings with 1w9, the driest saint aka the idealist aka Ghandi aka people without facial hair apparently
Tritypes still don’t exist
Questions:
Do you or your family or friends have vague explosive energy
Do you have facial hair
Would you go to a rage room
Do you have road rage
Did you leave the oven on
Did you lock the door
Do you work in activism
Resources for today’s episode:
Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, 16 Types and REDDIT *some more to be added, stay tuned
Today we’re continuing our series on wing subtypes with 1w2 aka the judgemental dog who works so hard to turn out the foxes
Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram (the theory of the soul child), 16 Types, Russel Rowe, Deep Living Institute (Iceberg Theory), Enneagram in Business (the source of the person that calls the soul child the disowned childlike self), Structural Enneagram
A 1w2 is not Switzerland but you can definitely trust their intentions
1w2 can you detach yourself emotionally to the causes you care about? Hey, how’s your pride?
Are you a teacher?
If you have a judging dog please send us photos: enneagramforidiots (at) gmail.
This week we’re continuing our series on wings with 4w3, Tara’s subtype aka The Aristocrat or… AristoCAT?! aka the Romantic Status Seeker aka Lana del Rey aka the Optimistic Tragedist
In our new recording space (aka Maris’ dining room) it’s a bit echoey. We’re still finding our groove, almost a year later, apologies if the audio sounds weird
We kick off this episode with an open letter to all 4w3’s from a frustrated 9 who instead of expressing this to her friend, decided to share it with the internet
Hey 4w3, does real success feel FOUR-eign?
Note: Tritypes are like throwing self-help books into a fire
Other things we talked about:
- the effects of the 3 being image conscious, producing, competitiveness, success
- vulnerability, self deceit, seeking validation, self esteem, identity, self-loathing, TRAGIC
Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, 16 Types, Russel Rowe, Open Letter to 4w3s
Today we’re continuing our series on wings jumping back into the emotional triad with 4w5 aka the Bohemian aka the Individualist aka Marilyn Manson. We talked about how the 4 is made, healthy, average, unhealthy levels of the 4w5, mental health and lots more. In short, we’ve read you for filth, hope you enjoy. <3
Also, are you an ACCOUNTANT who is a 4w5? Stop lyin’
“10 times Marilyn outclassed interviewers” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F4r_VBP2m8
Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, 16 Types, Russel Rowe, Enneagram Universe
Today we’re continuing our series on wings with subtype 7w6, the entertainer aka the loyally entertaining optimist aka Marissa’s brother aka Mozart aka Robin Williams aka JOHN LEGEND?? but NOT MISS PIGGY
Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, 16 Types, 7 celebs, Russell Rowe
The 6 stackings we mentioned, a Sexual/Self-pres 6 can look like an 8: https://oceanmoonshine9.wordpress.com/six-stacks/
Do you enjoy being in love 7w6? Do you fall out of love easily? What do you do when you have conflict with your partner?
Are you … flighty? like Peter Pan?
Can you solve puzzles easily?
Do you wear shorts all year? Are you HOT!? Like inside your body?
Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 7w8 aka The Realist or.. The REALEST
Naranjo’s calling ya’ll a narcissist (link on show notes)
Are you EARTHY!? Well travelled? Do you wear GREEN!? Empty? On the DEEP WEB?
Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, 16 Types *More resources to be posted.
Check our show notes for links to resources at enneagramforidiots.com
Email us enneathing you want
This week we’re continuing our series on wings with Enneagram Type 2w1 aka the altruist aka the servant aka seeking love and rightness aka Jorah Mormont aka Captain Friendzone aka protector of Khaleesi
Tara gives a lesson on relaxing your butthole
We owe you chicken wings and sauce
We’re ONEdering… are you looking down on your nose to people 2w1s? Are you dressed a little bit more formal? Email us anything, we love to learn about you, you're kind of cool and when you're wigging out you're the worst parts of us
When you’re saying ‘no no no no no’ to a 2w1, you’re really saying ‘yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah’
Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, Structural Enneagram, 16 Types, Enneagrampaths *a few more to be added to this list next week.
This week we’re continuing our series on wings, featuring the 2w3 aka the host/hostess, the giver aka Anna Nicole Smith aka Richard Simmons
We have (kind of) new audio - almost fully new
2 x 4 = 8?
Today’s word of the day is BURGLARIZED
2w3’s have you ever been to diaper level? How do you avoid getting to diaper level? How do you GET OUT OF diaper level?
2w3 what is your journey of emotions like? Email us about literally anything
Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, Structural Enneagram, 16 Types, Facets of Unity: The Holy Ideas (all about the ‘holding environment’), Iceberg Theory Model, Leslie Hershberger
For additional resources and links to the resources above, head to our website at enneagramforidiots.com
Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 5w4 aka the visionary aka the absent minded professor? aka bob dylan aka kurt cobain aka tim burton
Resources (for links go to our website enneagramforidiots.com): Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram, Structural Enneagram (online), 16 Types, Facets of Unity: The Holy Ideas (all about the ‘holding environment’)
Hey 5w4s, vague question for you: how do your thoughts and emotions play together in situations?
We talked about celebrities a lot this episode
Are you emotionally delicate? Have you dated a Courtney Love (8w7)?
Does anybody want to make us a new logo that says Detective Enneagram with a hat on the E and a magnifying glass?
What type is L Ron Hubbard?
If you love to watch dark movies and you’re super good at detaching, watch The Killing of a Sacred Deer, it’s wild
Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 5w6 aka the intellectual nerd aka the problem solver aka the cataloguer aka engineers who worry about people
5w6s you are so endearing. We love you and we love TONE
WE ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THIS EPISODE, TAKE A GRAVOL FOR THIS ROLLERCOASTER RIDE
Lots of questions for you 5w6s - how do you respond when somebody wants to date you? what is your security blanket? do you need one? do you have one? is it your spouse if you have one?
Animal of 5w6... is the Tortoise? or just the shell, something to hide under? FOX?
Resources from today’s episode include (head to our website enneagramforidiots.com for the links): Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self Discovery, The Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram: Nine Faces of the Soul, The Facets of Unity: The Enneagram of Holy Ideas, Structural Enneagram (online), Deep Living Institute (Iceberg Theory Model), Dietnosis (online) and Enneagram Institute (online)
Also go to the website for a juicy interview with Bill Gates on Donald Trump and some Warren Buffet chicken wings
Today we're continuing our series on wings with 8w9 aka the bear aka Marissa aka power held in reserve aka the badass that happens to be super chill - not to be confused with the 9w8, which is a super chill badass
Not only does Marshawn Lynch loves Skittles, he also likes doing whatever the f*** he wants including storing wings in his socks for later, also an 8w9
Tara has a cough and a sniffle sorry
Marissa would like to apologize to her husband Lucas
We hope by the end of this episode you are also sick of yourself
Are you trying to drop your ego using your ego? Big question marks
Is Obama a badass that happens to be super chill or a super chill badass? Does anybody listening have his parent's phone number?
Resources: Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram: Nine Faces of the Soul, Fixation to Freedom: The Enneagram of Liberation, Personality Types, Facets of Unity: The Enneagram of Holiday Ideas, Intuitive-Enneagram.com.
Today we're continuing our series on wings with the 8w7 aka The Maverick aka a wolverine aka a piranha aka Courtney Love, Howard Stern, Barbara Walters, Cardi B, Blac Chyna, Khloe Kardashian and possibly Donald Trump?
Other notables
Public Service Announcement: The word ennea means 9
Have Donald Trump and Blac Chyna met?
Are most 8w7's entrepreneurs? big statured? organized crime mob bosses?
Courtney Love spent $189,000 on teeth surgery
Marissa may still have a fear of puking
For book resources and detailed notes head to our website enneagramforidiots . com
For detailed show notes and resources for this episode head to our website at enneagramforidiots DOT com. We used to put them all here then it fcked with the uploading to iTunes*
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Today we're continuing our series on wings with 3w2, aka OJ Simpson, Oprah, Bill Clinton and Tom Cruise
Tritype believers = no
3s you're not worthless you're VALUED WHEN YOU SIT ON THE COUCH
We talked about Kanye again, surprise
Please watch the Tom and Oprah video where he loses his shit on the couch
This week we continue our series on wings, dragging 3w4 - the professional, the subtle showoff, the superstar, Taylor Swift, Drake, and NOT Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man
We are absolutely ruthless on Drake and Taylor Swift
THIS IS A NO TRITYPE ZONE
Conclusion: like most things, the 4 ruins the 3 so we think you should abandon the 4
This episode is a disaster
For all resources find us on the internet by Google
Today we're talking about subtype 6w5, The Defender or The "Watchdog" - more intense, analytical, structured, focused, certain, introverted and perceptive than the 6w7
Spoiler Alert We ruin A Quiet Place for everyone
Resources: Personality Types, Deep Living Institute (click to see the iceberg model for the 6), Ocean-moonshine blog, The Art of Well Being blog
Turns out we were right about lots of 6s being police officers
We troll 6w5s we never met with our intro and outro song
Today we're continuing our series on wings, with type 6w7 "The Buddy" aka The Cowardly Lion aka Teriyaki wing sauce
We think most funny people are 6w7 and we don't believe that anybody else is a 6w7
Resources for this episode include: Deep Living (the Iceberg model), Personality Types, Typewatch blog, The Enneagram in Business blog, our brains
KANYE IS NOT A 6W7 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE
Today we're talking about 9w8, The "Comfort Seeker", aka Tara's grandma aka Janet Jackson aka a security guard riding a bicycle on a beautiful day
We have named each wing subtype a chicken wing sauce, open to suggestions
This is the cutest 9 couple you'll ever see in your life
Who's in Vegas and wants to hang out with Marissa and her grandparents?
One time Tara's grandma parked in a Tim Horton's drive-thru
9s, read up on your emotional shit storm in the iceberg model
9w8's: do you have a power body? How big are your hands? You intuitive? You got spidey senses? You more sociable? How about funny and a little rough around those edges?
What do you do for your profession 9w8's?
Today we start a new series on WINGS, kicking off with 9w1
Russ Hudson says become subjective towards others and objective towards ourselves. Good luck.
Your core type never changes - check out this Iceberg Theory Model to look at the 9
We figured out EVERYTHING about wings
9w1's we have many questions. Are you a good friend, a good therapist? Do you ever argue? Do you referee? Do you mediate!? Do you say "happy wife happy life"? Do you have slow hand gestures? What's your sex life like 9w1s? We can keep SECRETS.
What number is Tyler the Medium
Marissa learns about spilling the tea
Queen Elizabeth the 2nd is a 9w1 and here she is in her green suit scolding her grandson.
Today we're talking about Type 5s, the investigators, observers, the ones who speak in soliloquy
We researched a lot of celebrities for today's episode
We talked about Kanye, his new album, bipolar disorder and mental health
Resources for today include: Deep Living, The Complete Enneagram, Richard Rohr, Stackings, The Tao of Feeling, A Course in Miracles
What is your Enneagram animal?
Who's walking in on your privacy today? We'll get 'em
Ted Kaczynski's 35,000-word Manifesto
A chart that mentions how Enneagram 7s have trouble with detachment at type 5
Fives: we hope you enjoy our instructions on how to leave your door open
We're on Patreon!
Today we're talking about Enneagram 4s, the tragic romantics, lovers, individualists. So very tragic. So emotionally busy.
Tara has anxiety for most of the podcast.
Are you a part of the group, or DO YOU BECOME THE GROUP?
How's your cycle, 4 cyclists?
What career are you in 4s? Send us emails.
The Mad Origamist's personal experience of a self-pres type 4.
Check your four stackings.
We're on Patreon!
Belle from Beauty in the Beast is 100% a 4 and so is Bey, DON'T @ US
Talking about type 6 today, the loyalist, the loyal skeptic, the professional doubter. Very good at anxiety. Kerplunk.
Life of Kylie is the rotisserie chicken channel
Type 6 instinct stackings
Resources for this episode
Seriously read the Gift of Fear - we (Tara) thinks the author is a 6
How many wrestlers are 6s? Border patrol? Is Superdave a 6?
Please don't forget to tell us about your dogs and cats
Today we're talking about Enneagram 3s, the DOERS of the Enneagram
We spend 15 minutes attempting to apologize to 7s for the last episode
Today's book resources include Deep Living and The Complete Enneagram
We're sorry about the dragon burps, Marissa ate spicy nachos
Hey 3s, were you an all-star baby?
Hey 3s, do you confuse your image based reasons for doing things with your real feelings and convictions or nah?
Plot twist - it might be empty up at the top
Kris Jenner was a mime once
Is David Copperfield a 3?
Check your 3 instinct stackings here
Conscious TV panel of 3s
Talking about 7s this week, the BEST rationalizers, enthusiasts, gluttons and super great at denial
EVERYTHING IS FUN, except for choosing tables at the restaurant
7 toddlers: do you make your own milk formula?
We had a stressful week, this might be the best episode ever or the worst
Check out this girl's Enneagram project on Instagram
Yes, we talk about Kanye again
Kanye is not a 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6RQgOHvwA0
I repeat, Kanye is not a 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLjfCFxIRSc
Conscious TV clip of some 7s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VemLag8jkA&t=696s
Check yourself with your 7 instinct stackings: https://oceanmoonshine9.wordpress.com/seven-stacks/
Bruno Mars' girlfriend might be lonely or boring or bored
We apologize for the 2-3 minutes of laugh crying in silence
Talking about Enneagram 2s aka Big Bird, Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Dolly Parton
Do you give to get? Do you bake your kids cookies last minute?
Dolly Parton has secret tattoos
Are you a hovercraft? Do you use love as a weapon? Are you an INTIMACY JUNKIE?
Don't steal our business idea, enneagramtats
Watch this episode of Hotel Hell, it'll be the best thing you ever saw
Watch the Hotel Hell episode called Vienna Inn, we don't have a link
Marissa fed racoons for earth day
Check your 2 stackings
Enneagram Worldwide resource on 2s
Love is unconditional, put that in the back of your brain
The CIA uses the Enneagram, look it up
The Enneagram Prison Project; can we start a Toronto chapter?
Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
Are you a callous leader or are you a servant leader?
Watch these 8s talk about being 8s
8s: crying is cool
Forget everything you know about introverts/extroverts on the Enneagram
Last month Marissa was possessive about her husband's dinner
Read up on your stackings bitches
Don't steal our reality TV show idea: 2/8 + 3/1 couple showdown on who's more productive
Type 1:
- Not a piranha
- Judge Judy, Mary Poppins, Martin Luther King, Ghandi
- Good desk organizers - because let's be honest, the desk, ideally, in the perfect world, should be more organized
- Good teachers and list makers
- Your input IS NOT CALLED FOR
Watch a panel of type 1s talk about trying to hold their anger in like a ball under water
This guy says Elsa from Frozen is a type 1
Do you laugh loud when you're drunk?
We made it through some of the instinct stackings, more about those here
In Canada, we snow plough lawns
Martha Stewart has zero patience with messy children who have no moral code
If there's one thing you do today, block us on the internet
Talking about type 9s: the spiritual sloth and the pretend relaxer
They're the best sleepers and creative graphic designers?
If you're a 9, tell your friend you don't want to play their stupid board game
Marissa's mad at Obama
Instinct variants and stackings are wild
The bare necessities
Want to feel your emotions intensely? Find you a Tara and watch them cry
Talking about celebrities today - types 8, 4 and 3
Kendrick Lamar doesn't regret anything he's rapped about or said
Tara met an airplane angel this week
Taylor Swift's Gorgeous song is about a guy who might be a 1
The T Swift mob might come for us
Rick Rubin had a bison in his studio
Beyonce used to charge people to watch her perform as a kid
What's the meaning of Bey's album '4' and Jay-Z's album 4:44?
We actually finished within an hour this time
Watch the Life is but a Dream Bey documentary
What each number is like at a party
9s are the life of the party for sure
8s are the dominant energy in the room
Are you classic or are you average?
Do 7s love their own parties the most?
6s, you like to drink or nah?
5s aren't at the party or they're on the ceiling like a recluse spider
4s are SO OBSCURE AND DIFFERENT, come find them
3s be chattin
2s will give you what you need but don't you dare need them too much
1s are silly dancers maybe
You should probably do the opposite of everything that we talked about
Part 2 of the Enneagram Numbers at the Office, talking about numbers 5 - 9
Talk to Albert Einstein like he's a baby
The Unabomber is a 5 and he did not live in a cottage
Are there lots of 6 cops? We have a new theory
6s like work environments where they can easily identify the good and bad
7s would make any job fun, even a parking officer
Are there lots of stressed out 7s running tech startups or nah?
Get shit done with your 8 boss
Believe it or not, 8s have emotion
Your 8 boss might like having lunch with you but they won't know it until you're gone
9s love baking so hard
What's a chaotic environment for a 9?
PART 1 OF 2
Talking about BOSSES - Types 1 - 4
Is Daenerys Targaryen a type 1? (Marissa says yes, Tara needs to investigate)
Ones love to angry clean
Want to be a crocodile psychologist?
Twos are not good forest rangers
Threes love TASKS AND EFFICIENCY
Tara reads about the four in 3rd person
Fours are Coachella garbage bins
We talked about our favourite numbers again
Typing most of the Kardashian crew
Twitter is an Enneagram 8 | Pinterest, Facebook and LinkedIn are all Enneagram 3s
Hey, who you projecting on?
Kris Jenner is the master puppeteer
Kourtney is terrified of spiders and so is Marissa
Kim doesn't give a shit about what you think about her noodz
Kanye is a self-aware 7 and wants you to know you're not fucking cool
Kanye made his first beat for a sexual video game with ghosts that were vaginas
The romantic relationship between a 4 and a 7
The Enneagram goal is to get to the other side of the godamn river
Talking about lyrics - Enneagram numbers of Jay-Z, Blake Shelton, Hunter Phelps and Nicki Minaj
Guess where Jay-Z used to carry his gun?
Blake Shelton gives a shit about coaching people but doesn't give a shit about being named the sexiest man alive
What number is Adam Levine?!
If you're a 6, how do you dress, we're interested
Country music is a 6 that often goes to 3
Nicki Minaj dissed Drake for Meek
Dear two's you have needs
9s are the internet without Twitter
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