Crisco, Dez & Ryan: Recent Episodes
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Crisco, Dez & Ryan keep you laughing in the morning from 5:30-9am on KS95 in the Twin Cities. Enjoy your favorite moments from the show including Secrets and Love 'Em or List 'Em. BONUS: Check out the After Hours episodes with the KS95 morning show posted daily.
Crisco (as usual) continues to emit women repellent with each word he says and Dez has started talking to birds again. What a group we are! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What did you later find out was a big lie?! "My parents told me the Ice cream truck only played music when they were out of ice cream." "My mother-in-law always said they were struggling financially while my husband was growing up because his dad left... turns out she had a meth addiction..." "I was told my entire life that my dad was my biological dad, turns out he's not, and my uncle is actually my dad. Found all of this out from 23andMe." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Melanie is jealous of her husbands “work family” but is the “family trip” something she needs to be concerned about?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco and Pidge went to the Gophers game this past weekend and definitely came back with some stories. And we've talked about "girl dinner", but what about "boy dinner"? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco admitted to multiple shocking acts that he did and does! Do these actions make him a monster? You'll have to be the judge! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you only do on vacation? "Only on vacation do we unicorn outside. Hotel balcony, after dark on a beach, private place on a hike." "I drink a mimosa every day when I'm on vacation!" "I smoke cigars, but only on vacation. Especially in Mexico. This Cubans are no joke!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Trudy’s sister won the lottery! But it’s what she isn’t doing with the money that is the most upsetting part! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wow! Is Dez joining a reading group? Plus the crazy things a Pidge does when taking days off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you hate that is universally loved?! "Halloween. It's the most meaningless holiday there is!" "Prince and Adele." "I hate fruit, all fruit!" "Sweet Martha's." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco suddenly had a realization about his family, and we learn some very fun facts that we can almost guarantee you don't know! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you do that nobody understands?! "Nobody understands I can smell the color yellow." "Serial killers!" "Stickers... anything sticky I pull off labels just to feel the stickiness... also love tape just to feel it!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Susan’s boyfriend wants to commit himself to her in the most over the top way you can show your love to someone else! And she hates it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dez is having a moment where all the sudden she's realizing her age and Crisco's making her apologize for being incredibly funny! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What did you have to give up because you were addicted?! "I had to give up shopping because I was addicted. 5 maxed out credit cards and a credit score of 427. Now I have $0 credit debt and a credit score of 780." "My ex... oh damn those lips!" " "Alcohol. Sober for 8 years, 2 months and 6 days without a relapse." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Vicky had one request for her bridesmaids and her cousin just broke the rule! Can you kick her out of the wedding party for this?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco threw a big party over the weekend and just wait till you hear how much he spent on it! The way Crisco and Pidge are spending money lately, they're either secret millionaires or will be broke in a matter of weeks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Rat somebody out and tell us THEIR secret! "I caught my friend drinking, and she tells everyone she has been sober for 2 years. She goes to meetings then comes home and drinks!" "My coworker is getting fired for a felony and getting her insurance license taken away." "My friend is having an affair with a married man who has 3 kids. She will drive hours just to see him for the unicorn." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amanda’s neighborhood has sustained damage, and the neighbors want to see her Ring Camera! But she doesn’t want to show anyone because she knows who did it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do they do that makes you cringe with the Ick!? "Leaving the restroom without washing your hands!" "I cringe when someone spits a big loogie in front of me. Just gross!!!" "People picking their underwear out of their backside while they're walking right in front of everybody." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What are the beige flags in your relationship? Plus, a couple had been trying for a baby for over four years, they finally got to the root of the problem and we're happy to report are now pregnant. You have to hear this inspirational story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What are you addicted to that you wish you could quit? "I'm addicted to salt. If I couldn't use it, it would be like taking away the sun and all my days would be cloudy!" "I dip my fries in sour cream and ketchup, way better!!" "Desserts. I make the most obnoxious and over the top desserts just for fun constantly. I would lose so much weight if I could break my super sweet tooth." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Brittany is embarrassed by her boyfriend's lifestyle choices. Does he take it too far or can she learn to embrace it?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We're back out live at the fair and on a tear! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What are you still salty about?! "My SIL asked me to be her bridesmaid in her vow renewal. I bought a $200 nonrefundable dress. Four days later she announces they're getting divorced." "I'm salty about Ryan making fun of my secret crush on Crisco. I can't get over it until he apologizes to Crisco!!!! That sexy man!" "Finding out that your husband is still talking to his ex-girlfriend after 7 years of being with him." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Grace’s boyfriend is SUPER comfortable around her and it’s getting annoying. Do people ever really change or is this just who he is?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What secret have you told no one that you’d like to get off your chest?! "I cheated on my fiancé and then husband with a married man for 4 years." "My mistress is my best friend from grade schools' mother." "I really want to play bedroom but I'm too shy to admit it to my husband." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's the first day of the Great Minnesota Get Together, so we packed up all our equipment and headed out to the the fair grounds to podcast live! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What can’t you turn down?! "I CANNOT turn down my sugar daddy when he deposits $1,000 in my bank account!" "I can't resist a big hairy guy with a hot butt and a big package." "Egg rolls. When I'm traveling and out for a walk. If there is a restaurant that sells egg rolls, I have to buy them!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dennis is having a hard time convincing his wife to get a job now that their youngest is in school full time! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dez confesses something that absolutely shocked us to the core and Crisco and Pidge are set to star in the final chapter of the Dumb and Dumber franchise, working title "Can't Get Dumber!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What did you get fired for? "I was fired for a dumpster fire which my supervisor started." "I got fired for being pregnant. Needless to say, I sued and won. Made enough money to afford to be a stay at home mom!" "Got fired for not clocking out for lunch when I went out to pick up lunch for the office and was accused of "stealing company time." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
JoAnne is trying to find a nice way to tell her parents to stay where they are because she doesn’t want them to move here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Anyone that listens to us knows that life is already a struggle for us to get through (Ryan excluded), but lately it's been even more challenging for some of us, which is the last thing we need! Dez suffered a near death experience yesterday (drama queen) while driving home, and Pidge is just physically near death. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Have you ever walked into someone's home and thought, I have to have that! A sense of jealousy and envy washes over you and you do your best to hide it. Ryan just discovered a feature someone has in their house and he wants it in the worst way! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What secret were you let in on once you were old enough? "At 60 years old, I found out my grandfather's biological parents were brother & sister." "My grandparents used to own Sex World and they are swingers." "When I was 20 years old, I found out my sister is actually my mother." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jennifer isn’t sure if she can ever forgive her husband for what he’s asked her to do! She’s ready to move out after his last request! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Could Johnny & June soon be going on a nationwide tour?! And waitresses and waiters are getting fed-up with a certain group of people and are saying get the hell out of my booth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
ThisIsWhyI’mWeird "Bacon is so much better lightly cooked and not crunchy!" "When I’m listening to the radio or we’re going past a sign I have to spell it out, either in cursive with my fingers or sign language. So, every time KS95 is said on the radio I have to sign in sign language. My husband thinks I’m an absolute nut job!" "I collect animal bones that I find outside!!"
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Carolyn and her boyfriend do not fight well together. In fact, there recent round of cheating on one another has gone next level! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What awkward situation did you run into?! "I've multiple times told phone representatives "love you" when hanging up. Just a reflex for me." "At my oldest daughter's wedding I had to sit with my first ex-husband on my right, my second ex-husband right behind me with his new girlfriend, and my current husband on my left." "My daughter at her kindergarten conference told her teacher that we had to hurry up because we had to pick up her dad at the king of diamonds!!!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ryan's really struggling to accept Vaughn's latest decision and Crisco and TJ shared a very intimate moment with each other yesterday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What is keeping you up at night?! "My brother, his girlfriend, my two nephews and a tiny, yappy dog who have lived in my living room for 3 months now." "Partner of over 16 years wants out!" "I'm in the process of closing my business and I don't know what's next for me and I am scared of what the future holds." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sandra saw the Groom kissing someone he shouldn’t be kissing! The Groom claims it’s a one and done thing, but is it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco's throwing out the first pitch at the Twins game this Sunday and the pressure is really starting to get to him! And what's it like in the day of an Uber driver? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's amazing what a little rest and time in nature can do for a little Pidge and Crisco was going to spoil himself... until he heard the price. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s the most uncomfortable question you’ve ever been asked? "At my dad's funeral my mom's cousin asked if I was pregnant. I said nope! Apparently just fat..." "What happened to your boobs?!" "My husband grew up on the family ranch. When we told his parents we were going to have our first baby my mother-in-law asked, did you conceive at the ranch??. I wanted to say, yup, right there on your dining table." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Donna found out she’s pregnant but that’s not the worst news! She needs someone to take these babies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What's the secret to long lasting love? A love between you a that special someone. Do you want the secret to happily ever after? All you have to do is listen here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you wish you would’ve done sooner?! "Started my 401k! I'm now 48 and only started 10 years ago." "I wish I had tried guacamole sooner. It just looks so nasty, but MAN is it good!!" "LASER HAIR REMOVAL. Never having to wax, or shave the you know what again??? YUS!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Eric’s blind date was late and frazzled the entire time and now he knows why! But what he’s being asked to do might be wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Have you ever heard of the movie Synopsis? Plus Crisco finally got something he’s been waiting weeks for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco has upset Ryan's husband yet again, and we share someone's story you'd never believe they would ever share with a single soul! Some things you should just take to the grave with you, this is definitely one of them! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
They said you’d grow out of it but you never did! "Mac and cheese. I wish I could order that at restaurants instead of adult food." "They said I'd grow out of my "Daddy I want a pony" phase now I've passed my love of horses on to my son!!" "All things Disney!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sarah and her co-workers are sick of the nosy woman at work and decided to prank her! But now the boss is telling them they need to apologize and admit that they made the whole thing up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
People share the reasons they're fat and we give our condolences to a man that lost the love of his life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
ThisIsWhyI’mFat "Buttery Chardonnay, and Vodka soda Cranberry! Love it!!!" "Social worker stress eating at work. Hello all the deserts, nightly cocktail and tortilla chips and cheese." "I'm fat because of my love of beer and pringles!" "I'm fat because my boyfriend is a chef and always wants to practice and I'm always ready to eat!"
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James is only lying by omission. Does he have to own up and admit where he got her ring or is it okay to let her assume a few things?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's never been easier to join the Mile High Club! Plus, is Dez raiding a Pidge? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you go overboard with?! "Getting more shoes 👠 for my high heels collection!" "K cups. I keep thinking I will make coffee in a coffee maker but then I'd have to wait too long. I love the Keurig instant gratification!" "Raising monarch butterflies..." "I'm obsessed with whisky. I don't have a drinking problem, but I do have a purchasing problem. 400+ bottles." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Rosa just met her daughter's new boyfriend and future husband! The man standing at her front door was the last person she ever expected to be dating her 24-year-old daughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It says a lot about who you are as a person. Do you save the best bite of a meal for last or is it the first thing you go for? Do you do the hardest tasks first and get it out of the way, or do you put it off and save it for last? Do you save the best for last or attack the best right off the bat?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Do you like stale food? Anything in particular? If you've never tried it or thought to, you're not alone, but our stale food lovers are definitely not alone either! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's amazing the things listeners grasp onto and won't let go! Do you like stale food? How do you really pronounce Calgary? We go to great lengths to answer those questions and more in this podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Joel is being asked by his wife to dump his new friends and re-join her in their unhealthy lifestyle or else they may grow apart! Can this marriage be saved?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s the biggest thing you lie about?! "How many kids I have." "Biggest lie... that I'm happily married." "Lie about not hooking up with my ex-husband every now and then." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dez accidentally showed off all of her goods to all the beachgoers this past weekend and she now has her mind set on a new world record! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s the secret perk of your job?! "My company goes to Costco once a month for the employees!" "We have a full bar and three different beers always on tap. No restrictions on when you can indulge and company will reimburse any Uber/Lyft for you!" " Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lisa broke up with her boyfriend on an airplane. And it gets worse from there! Now she’s wondering if she made the right decision?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The worst thing you wasted money on… "I spent $8,000 on a motorcycle that was too big for me because my dad convinced me to. I just paid the stupid loan off and I would love to sell it!" "I was suckered into face cream set for wrinkles. I didn't have any. Never used the system once." "I lost $1,600 on an online weight loss bet." "A payday loan that was a scam. Cost me 1,500 dollars. Also gambled over $50,000 away." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
If you could get paid to do anything you want, what would your dream job be? Why is Crisco having such vivid dreams?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s your cheapskate hack?! "Cut the dryer sheets in half and use them more than once." "My husband washes out plastic baggies. When I see them drying on the counter, I throw them away." Ewww cheapskate!" "I tear paper towels into smaller pieces ALWAYS!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Karen’s husband has figured out the perfect way to spend the big raise she just got at work! Should he be in charge of this?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ryan's back from his trip to the desert, aka Phoenix. Plus, is Crisco leaving the Morning Show?? He answers that question and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's one of our favorite bits to do around here, Top That! Where we throw out a story or scenario to our listeners and see if there's anybody that can top it. Well, is there anyone that can top our resident hillbilly Dez in our latest edition of Top That?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s something you’re hiding somewhere that you hope nobody finds?? "My naughty box!" "I hide my fathers-in-law's ashes in my car." "I have $10,000 cash stashed in my house." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ryan tells us the chilling legend of "Lake Inferior". If you've never heard this story, please listen now! It'll leave you speechless! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Have you ever heard of a baby shower just for the dad? Well, that’s what Ron’s mom wants to do for him but he’s afraid it will cause an all-out war with his baby mama. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco recently began chasing the true love of his life on Facebook and while doing so, came across someone he never would've guessed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco's preparing for his "guys weekend" and it's definitely not the nerdiest weekend plans of all-time! Plus, when Burger King says "Have it your way!" they truly mean it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sorry but we can't be friends if you blank? "We can't be friends if you change the music while I'm driving." "We can't be friends if you don't like cats. They come first in my life, THEN you!" "If you don’t have a since of humor or can’t take a joke!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You’d expect your roommate to be ecstatic that you saved her cat… That’s not how it turned out and now she’s trying to decide if she should sue her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I never thought I'd be that person who blanks?! "Never thought I'd be the person who gardens. I used to party until dawn. Now I have 7 different varieties of tomatoes growing. What happened?!?!" "My girlfriend never thought she would begin building Legos in her 50's! But, she met me." "Never thought I'd sells rocks (crystals) on the internet." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dez outs Pidge for procrastinating and what is the best cake out there and where do you get it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You have to hear the very strange reason that Jamie’s sister is blaming her for her house being robbed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What is the biggest thing you hide about yourself? "I'm deaf but no one would know." "I like to find dead caterpillars and cook them on my stove." "I'm a closet alcoholic... can't get past it right now, but know it's a problem!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ryan was caught a bit off guard to say the least when someone he's a big fan of walked into his studio today. Plus, after much anticipation, Ryan finally tells us Part 2 of The Legend of Lake Inferior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
TruthBomb "My boss has been cheating on his wife for the past 5 years." "I worked at a movie theater in college & we used to save leftover popcorn in huge bags overnight & would mix it into the fresh popcorn the next day." "From a teacher. They do not grade 90% of the things turned in."
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Is it okay to propose to another woman with your dead ex-wife’s wedding ring?! Or is that a no-no? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you wish you could tell your family but you can’t! "That we hate my sister's fiancé. He's just the worst!" "I did a wellness check on my brother which ended up in a psych hold and no supported me. I harbor a lot feelings about that. I wish they would have been on my side." "My brother has been in palliative care for years now. I wish I could tell my family I want him to die already so my mom can live her golden years and not have to take care of him anymore." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cindy has a strange addiction that could quite possibly be the strangest addiction we’ve ever heard of! And it’s costing her a small fortune to keep up with it! But is it time to come clean with what she’s doing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pidge claims if the money's right, there's nothing you couldn't pay him to do. Besides murder or anything like that of course, he says he'll do it. We test his theory and have listeners weigh in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dez is back from her trip to Montana, and friend of the show psychic Becky has a giant revelation for Pidge! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dez is back from her trip to Montana, and friend of the show psychic Becky has a giant revelation for Pidge! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nicole is wondering if it was a mistake to marry her friend with benefits! Is it too soon for a divorce?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s your worst nightmare?! "Getting stuck in a narrow cave the width of your shoulders OR plane going down. So, just inevitable death." "Cuddling with somebody and feeling their hot, gross nose breath on my body somewhere! Sick!" "Papercuts all over my body! Gives me chills just thinking about it." "My worst nightmare would be to burn alive while being trapped somehow!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s the first thing you do when you get a moment alone?! "Have a nice glass of wine from the skulls of my enemies who have wronged me throughout the years, lol. Or maybe just meditate..." "When I'm alone I put on a squirrel costume and act like a squirrel eating a nut." "Immediately get naked, get in bed and blast the A/C!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
If you haven't heard the story of "Lake In Superior" you don't know what you're missing! Ryan shares Part One of his two part series. Plus, more struggles as TJ tries to get through the rest of this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kyle did some digging into his family tree and found a rotten apple. This is going to ruin everything if he shares what he found! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What are you putting off!? "My overflowing mountain pile of laundry that's been accumulating over the past 2 months." "I once bought a book on procrastination. I never read it." "Scheduling. My. Vasectomy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco has an update on a very special pup he's been keeping his eye on! Plus, TJ had a bit of a pregnancy scare this morning. She was never worried she was prego, at least that's what she's saying, but she did take a pregnancy test on the show this morning, so... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What gets you through your day?! "I absolutely hate my 2 jobs but knowing that my family depends on me to bring home a paycheck gets me through the day!" "I'm a preschool teacher. All the hugs and I love Yous get me through the day 🙂" "Adderall and Prozac!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nick thought an ‘Open Marriage’ was the way to spice up their marriage. This idea quickly backfired and now he’s wondering if it’s even possible to save his relationship! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We go over some secrets from this morning that we couldn't say on-air. And what hot summer trend has Ryan noticed lately?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We do it every Tuesday morning around 8:35. This week we review Jack Ryan: Season 4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I never thought I’d have to tell someone (Blank) but I did! "I never thought I had to tell a grown man how to properly wipe his behind." "I never thought I'd have to tell a parent that administering a pregnancy test under the ARMPIT of her daughter was incorrect!" "Never thought I would have to tell someone that you don't deserve a raise for just showing up on time!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ray’s marriage is strained after their new baby arrived and now, he’s come up with the perfect solution to get some sleep while his wife is on maternity leave! It’s just that he has to tell her the idea but he’s afraid of her reaction! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pidge has a theory that there's one specific question you can ask someone that tells you everything you need to know about them. Do you agree? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Joe Jonas really opens up and shares a story he's never shared. Plus, have you ever heard of "time blindness"? Apparently it's a new thing and younger people all around the country are suffering from it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s the last thing someone would guess about you?! "One thing people would never guess about me is that I've taken "magic mushrooms" on more than one occasion. I only look sweet and innocent..." "I secretly own 12 rental properties and have millions sitting in the bank." "I was pretty "open and willing" in my 20's. I'm very conservative now." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
How would you feel about your mom spending your inheritance on her step kids?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What about you screams Minnesotan?! "Checking the weather for ... colder by the lake and wind chill." "We hang out in our garage like it's part of the house." "When I leave a get-together, it takes 30 minutes between the moment I say goodbye and when I actually leave..." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco asked a "Big Question" on the show this morning expecting the vast majority of listeners to be on his side. Listeners certainly made it clear what side they were on, but was it Crisco's side? Plus, Ryan shares a story that will give you chills. In a good way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What are you constantly daydreaming about?! "Finding a better job and handing in my notice to my toxic boss." "Constantly daydreaming about a guy I met at a conference... I regret never asking for his number!" "I'm constantly daydreaming about being a participant in werewolf erotica." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Debbie is entertaining the idea of doing something that her in-laws have forbid her from ever doing! Should she do it anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pidge & Crisco's Christmas cruise has hit some rocky waters and not everybody is fit for marriage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What are you doing when you are alone? "I'm a 40-year-old mom, wife and accountant. When I'm alone I play MineCraft on an adults only role play server." "Naked laundry." "Having full conversations with myself or the dogs and signing off key!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Luke just found out he’s dating a Mom-preneur! And she’s looking for an Instagram-Husband so is that reason enough to dump her? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco & Devin may be taking an international trip together and you can't help but imagine what a wonderful disaster that would be! Plus, what's it like to touch the world's most painful plant? Listen and you'll find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s the laziest thing about you?! "Meal prep. Going out to eat is soooo much easier!" "The laziest thing about me is... my husband!!!" "Haven't cleaned my bathroom in three months..." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
As the maid of honor, Cindy is wondering if she has a duty to tell her best friend that she’s making the biggest mistake of her life! Or do you shut up and play nice on her wedding day?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apparently, Crisco actually has a real-life fan and is the holiday season already here? How well prepared are you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What shouldn’t make you nervous, but it does?! "I get nervous when I'm purchasing flights or travel stuff. The hitting 'enter' is the most uncomfortable thing!!" "Grasshoppers." "Commitment. Even when it's something I like to do I absolutely HATE saying yes and making it official." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Derek’s Girlfriend laid down 2 ground rules if they are serious about moving in together! Now his friends want him to dump her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What small brand has your undying loyalty?! Apparently, America cares enough to conduct a survey that proves what our favorite seltzer is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you dread hearing come out of their mouth?! "I made it to work by 7 every day this week!" "10 day road trip to Michigan and ate out for just 10 meals!" "Made a great peach blueberry cobbler with fresh peaches and blueberries. Awesome!" "Made it through my first training week as a police officer." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Anyone that listens to this podcast or the Morning Show knows about the recent hot pie talk and Ryan's idea of opening his own pie shop. This all started yesterday and Vaughn was right on top of it. Baking a beautiful blueberry pie and introducing it on this podcast. To say it was perfection is an understatement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We're returning from an extended 4th of July weekend. Ryan had quite the experience on his mini-roadtrip over the break! Plus, Ryan and Dez came up with a genius business idea this morning and are very excited to share it with listeners! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Her husband just triggered her number one fear! Should Alexis give up the life she loves to make HIM happy or is this a phase?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Eric made a big decision over the 4th and now his wife is telling him he can pack his bags and move out of HER house if that’s what he wants! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What are you hiding from everyone?! "Hiding that my husband and I just got into a thruple with my best friend." "I'm hiding the fact that I'm getting a boob job. After two kids, the girls have disappeared." "Had a work trip to Las Vegas where we stayed for 3 weeks, one of my co-workers cheated on his wife with two different women." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you kick yourself over? "Why did I listen to my Hubs & sign off on Parent Plus student loans for a child?" "Married for security vs fun/intimacy/attraction!" "I'm kicking myself because I was part of a work love triangle. We all worked together and I was the other girl." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
If you could have a Golden Ticket for any company in the world what would it be?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We'll, we all have trips coming up and for one reason or another they're ALL turning into disasters! And is Dez the only human being in the world still doing this one thing and what does it say about her?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you pretend to hate because other people do?! "Pinneapolis on my pizza. I pretend to hate it, but secretly make it at home." "I pretend I hate when it rains outside. I secretly love it because then I don't have to deal with people." "Post Malone! I act like I hate him, but secretly I'm in love with him!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You will never guess how her fiancé KNEW that she went to the gym before work! And it’s not because he’s psychic!!! Everyone in her life is saying this is a MAJOR problem but she’s wondering if it really is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong and that's exactly what Crisco did on this podcast. Plus, somebody created yet another beverage that no one asked for and is definitely unhealthy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What do you wish you hadn’t seen or heard?! "I wish I never saw my husband cheating on me." "Really wish I hadn't seen my mom's kinky lingerie.. My dad is the pastor of our church." "I wish I didn't hear that the CEO of my company is doing my brother. He'll definitely be getting a raise!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pat has a secret he’s been hiding from his fiancé. And now that she knows the truth she thinks he needs therapy! Or is she just the wrong woman for a man like Pat!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Are there certain stores that have a "laxative effect? on you? We didn't know if this was a real thing so we asked listeners and we quickly learned, this is a real thing! We also give Crisco a little preview of what his memorial show would be like just in case he unexpectedly passed on us. Knock on wood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Every-so-often we love talking about #AwkwardMoments. Whether it's something that happened to one of us, a listener, or even a funny story we read somewhere. Well, both Dez & Ryan experienced awkward moments recently and you must hear what happened! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What screams “I want attention”?! "When people post something cryptic to Facebook to get comments asking what's wrong." "People who talk on speakerphone in public." "People with face tattoos and tons of piercings are screaming for attention!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
He just found out his girlfriend has something in common with Ted Bundy, John Gacy and Dexter! But he’s still not sure if he should dump her or love her?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco came in this morning with a hot take. He claims the 90's was by the best era to be a teenager in. Many agreed, many disagreed. Listen to the debate and let us know what you think! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Are cat cults real? What other cults are out there and do you belong to any? Plus, whatever things have you just grown out of? It seems like there's a certain age in life where you start going from f.o.m.o. to j.o.m.o. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I could NOT live without (Blank)! "I could not live without my cats! I love being a cat mom!" "Chapstick & my phone!" "I could not live without wine, books, and KS95." "A shot of tequila after my serving shift!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Matthew has a big trip planned for 4th of July and his fiancé has no idea what’s waiting for her when she gets to the island! Should he tell her ahead of time or let her be surprised?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
UnpopularOpinion "Butter is NASTY!" "I HATE coffee!!" "I don't like pumpkin spice, yuck! Carrot cake is the worst of all cakes. Pumpkin pie is the worst of all pies. T Swift is way overrated."
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Crisco got the pleasure of riding in Dez's car yesterday and literally thought he was going to die. According to Dez though, he just needs to calm down, it's called "relaxed driving". Plus, people are surprisingly passionate about ice cream sandwiches! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Rachel’s sister is trying to get her son included on their family trip! And it’s turning into a two week vacation that’s going to cost a bunch of money! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What stupid thing makes you uncontrollably angry?! "Chomping on ice!!" "People not using blinkers!" "Littering. Most if all cigarette butts. It makes my blood boil!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
After showing up to his former softball team's game yesterday, Crisco learned that his actions do have consequences. And what do you love so much that you'll never give up no matter what? You may be surprised what some people aren't willing to give up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I Love (Blank) and that will never change! "I love New Kids on the Block and that'll never change!!" "I love when my kids are gone." "I love wieners and that will never change!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Peter feels like his wife is trying to trick him into buying her gifts!! Is she asking for the moon or is he being a cheapskate?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ryan has a serious question for all the women out there, and we literally take a look inside Crisco & Pidge's body. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You do it because you love them! "My wife watches murder shows at bedtime... hate it. Makes my dreams terrible." "I interact with my in-laws. Rarely. But still." "Car shows. So many car shows, and they are sooooooo boring! But I do it because I love him." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lauren just uncovered her fiancé’s best kept secret and it’s killing her to know that he’s rich but pretending not to be! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco's family have devised a perfect plan... for themselves. Not so great for Crisco. Plus, have aliens arrived in River Falls? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What can’t you seem to get over?! "My ex... I'm engaged and I feel like he was the one that got away." "I can't get over my ex. He treated me so horribly and clearly never cared, but I can't get over him at all. Probably because I lost the v-card to him." "I can't get over my ex boyfriend cheating on me the weekend after my brothers funeral." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
After Crisco's dog unexpectedly passed last year we launched Buck$ for Babe and any listener of ours knows it was a tremendous success. Thanks to our listeners as usual. It was such a success that Dan Stoltz of Spire Credit Union surprised Crisco last week that we're doing round two. Here's how it went! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Eric’s Mom is giving him a major guilt trip for not being supportive of her fiancé. He’s questioning her motives on why you would marry your father-in-law?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What did you intentionally steal? "I steal Salt and pepper shakers from restaurants. Just because they are there..." "I stole a Beasty Boys cassette tape from Paminda in Waseca." "I stole a very important job that that pays SO much money from my coworker and took it for myself without her knowing. I feel no regret." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Secondhand Hounds joined us on the show this morning to announce the grand total our listeners raised for Buck$ for Babe in just TWO day! We keep saying we shouldn't be surprised anymore because we have the most generous listeners and you guys always through. But yet again, we were absolutely blown away by our listeners and the amount raised. If you missed the announcement we recap it all in this podcast. Plus, we're looking for two caring and responsible adults. You'll find out why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What was the shock of your life?! "Shock of my life, walking into my parents room while they were working out a math equation. The answer added up to 69." "Looking for something in my mom's bedside table and found her "Little Black Book" where she rated her dates and pretty explicitly explained what they were good at and what she liked. Ick!" "Found out that I had a older brother that I had no idea of until I was 35 yrs old .. my dad never mentioned him. My mom had no idea as well and my brother." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You think your in-laws are bad, wait till you hear about Rachel’s potential future family! Would anyone marry into this family? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco's going to take on Hutch in a battle for the ages and Dez gives us a peak into her life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You think your in-laws are bad, wait till you hear about Rachel’s potential future family! Would anyone marry into this family? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We couldn't be happier to announce the 2nd annual Buck$ for Babe has kicked off! To learn more or donate you can click the following link Bucks for Babe | Secondhand Hounds Plus, we couldn't be happier to announce someone on this show is starting their very own nation and we may be able to finally get rid of them! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco had no idea this was coming, but thanks to Dan Stoltz and Secondhand Hounds we were able to surprise Crisco on the one year anniversary of his beloved dog Babe's death that we're doing round two!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
How do you immediately know if someone’s not for you? "If they are ALL ABOUT themselves." "If they use the word "like" a million times!" "If they don't hold the door for elders. Nope! Byeee." "Body smell not anything offensive there’s just some people give off a scent that is not pleasing to me." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
You will never believe what somebody left for Crisco to clean up this weekend? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What would your warning sign say?! "I will judge you if you don't know how to properly wash your hands!" "Warning: Passes gas on the regular!" "Caution: Moods change quickly!" "Dangerous curves ahead ; )" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Crisco and Dez headed to Washington D.C. to accept the "Service to America Award" that we truly only won because of our absolutely incredible and generous listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We get to hear all about the trip Dez and Crisco went on together to accept an award in Babe's honor. And who would you pay $100,000 dollars to be friends with for a day? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Give us the Icks with your biggest Cringe moment! "My mom's friend very old husband (70) asking for a hug, I shook my head NO but he pulled me in and kissed me on the cheeks and said 'Ah refreshing'." "I was dancing with the brides father at a wedding. He spun me and I reached out to take his hand again but missed and grabbed "him" instead 😳" "My ex-boss put his hands on my shoulders and whispered in my ear "you're my favorite" soooo awkward!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kate is having a moral dilemma when it comes to accepting money from her father-in-law. Should he be allowed to help out his grandson? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s hard to to admit that you LOVE doing?! "I create fake Instagram accounts and immediately bombard my sister and mom with messages about everything they've done wrong!" "Watching all the scandalous dramas and imagining it’s me : )" "Love eating toes..." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Matthew may have uncovered the real reason why his wife wanted to marry him so fast! But should he follow his instincts or leave it alone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s the most disturbing secret you’ve discovered about someone close to you?! "Family from each side of my family has had unicorn with the other side, several times." "My husband is a crossdresser… I'll never unsee that!" "When my grandfather died suddenly, we cleaned out his house and found adult toys, women’s underwear and bras, and bondage items. AND pictures of him in bondage... Are you kidding me!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What surprising thing did you learn about your parents when you got older?! "My parents used to engage in unicorn with my now stepmother." "My dad was a gigolo/pimp, he used to take me with him to meet different people." "Found out in my 40's that my biological father is not who I grew up with. Thanks 23 and me." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Abby would really like it if you’d just tell her it’s okay that she goes into her brother's house and steals a family heirloom before he sells it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Unfortunately, Ryan's dream of living the RV life has come to an end. Plus, why was Crisco sobbing like a baby and being shunned this weekend? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christina’s brother is whisking their Dad away on Father’s Day for a once-in-a-lifetime experience! Should she go into debt to avoid looking like a cheapskate?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What did Ryan do on the beach to anger a woman and start a group fight? Dez can't stop laughing at all of Crisco's "cool gifts". And the #PretzRegrets is a real thing.
Carly’s sister has made the difficult decision to marry herself and is expecting her to be the maid of honor and turn this into something special! Should she do it or throw her a nice birthday party instead?!
What's the most unsexy thing about you?! "What is the least sexy thing about me? I'm currently gesturing vaguely at my entire body!" "I have silent but violent toots a plenty. They are quiet, but they are mighty." "My unsexy thing... most women gain beautiful curves when they are overweight. Me? Nope. I look like a beer barrel with a few extra chins." "My Fred Flintstone Feet."
What just makes you super uncomfortable?? "I have heard my 19 year old son and his girlfriend having unicorn. It's a sound I can never unhear!" "Picking or flossing their teeth at a table in a restaurant while and after they've eaten." "When really old men hit on me, I work at a bar and a nursing home. ??" "My coworker who everyday tells me about her unicorn adventures the night before ugh gross!"
Pidge has a new obsession that cost him over $100. Who streaks in Toucan underwear? And where is Crisco going and how do you join him?!
What just makes you super uncomfortable?? "I have heard my 19 year old son and his girlfriend having unicorn. It's a sound I can never unhear!" "Picking or flossing their teeth at a table in a restaurant while and after they've eaten." "When really old men hit on me, I work at a bar and a nursing home. ??" "My coworker who everyday tells me about her unicorn adventures the night before ugh gross!"
What if you found out that your spouse was cheating when you first got married?! What if that was 8 years ago?!
Can you be so competitive to the point that it’s toxic?! Christine’s boyfriend is that guy! And what was waiting for her in bed just might be too much!
What's the dark secret you won't tell anyone?! "I'm in love with two men at the same time. I'm living a double life. I have a family & a life with one & the other just does things to me. I can't control myself around him!" "I had an affair with a prostitute I was seeing & got her pregnant." "I used to work for a Mexican cartel."
We're back in 2023 and some things never change! Pidge really needs adult supervision at all times.
What are you dreading most about the holidays, but you'd never tell anyone?? "My sister bringing her soon to be ex-husband to Christmas even though they are getting a divorce... he has already moved out and I'm the only one in the family to know!" "My boyfriends cousin. She's in her 30's and still talks in a baby voice!" "I am dreading listening to my sister-in-law complain about how hard her life is because she has to work part time."
Steven has three rules if his mother-in-law is going to stay for an entire week over the holidays. He wants to know if he’s out of line with his requests.
What instantly ticks you off?? "Parenting tips from my sister-in-law!" "When someone says "settle down"." "When my husband says my sister looks like she's gaining weight!" "It's sets me off in two seconds when my boyfriend slurps with every bite of cereal!!" "My ex-husband. He's so annoying!"
Does the father of the child have a right to be in the delivery room? Lisa wants to kick everyone out! Her husband has offered a fair trade, but she's having none of his nerdy ideas!
What's the worst gift you've ever received?? "I got an empty bottle of lotion. The bottle felt light when I opened the gift so I waited until I got home to try it. One lotion toot and it was done!" "As a teenager I struggled with acne pretty badly. Every year 6th-12th grade my grandma bought me different face acne treatments as my joined birthday/Christmas presents." "My worst gift was for my 35th birthday. My (now ex) husband gave me the game Operation..."
Mike’s wife has an idea of a dream house that really makes us wonder if she wants a husband or a roommate?!
To all of you that work in retail, we're sorry! How much of this Dad lingo do you say? And what's the ONE thing Pidge wants for Christmas?! A what blaster?
What do you have a hard time admitting to yourself?? "I have a hard time admitting to myself that not everyone will like me." "I have a hard time admitting to myself that I am enough." "I have a hard time admitting to myself that I'm allowed to be happy and good things are allowed to happen to me."
The psychic readings from Becky were nothing short of incredible. Plus Pidge & Pudge resist the urge to not kiss one another when it suddenly takes a turn!!
Anne Marie's mom died with a secret and left her diaries to her daughter to share the news that she was too ashamed to admit while she was alive. Should she do it?
What do you pretend to be into just for someone else?! "BDSM. She's only into it when I'm all tied up, but for me it just makes me itch." "I pretend I'm content with my marriage for the sake of my very old mother-in-law. I don't want to divorce her son and give her a heart attack. No, I'm just kidding. I'm leaving him soon." "I pretend to be into a signature pie that my mom loves to make... she uses canned fruit... in that weird gelatinous sauce... Love you mom, just not your gross pie!!!"
Am I the only one who... "Am I the only one who does cooking lessons with their dogs performed as if we are on screen?" "Am I the only one that flosses their teeth with their hair?" "I have to eat M&M's in Roy G Biv order..."
What do you wish you never got involved in?! "My marriage. We got married 21 years ago. Didn't have our little girl until 10 years later. Wife now won't allow me or our daughter to see my mother or sisters again." "Wish I'd never gotten involved in heterosexuality. Wasted way too much of my life on two ex-husbands. Wish I'd been able to spend my whole life with my wife!" "The drugs! Because of the long term after effects. Especially with my teeth.. ugh. Can’t afford the dental work to fix what the drugs damaged."
We explore the best ideas for a Minnesota Snow Plow name and whether or not Devin might actually be gay?!
Is it ok to cancel Christmas if your kids are being sneaky and devious trying to ruin all the surprises?!
What did you do this year that could land you on the naughty list?? "Married straight men are more bi than you think ; )" "Went for a walk around the lake with my ex ending up with Public unicorn." "I made my husband choose between his mother and me."
Dez & Pidge try REALLY hard to delivery a heartfelt compliment. Ryan officially cuts the cord. And why is Crisco eavesdropping in the men's room?
Jeanie is having second thoughts on her finace. Where do you draw the line between frugal and a cheapskate?!
What about you would creep most people out?? "I'm obsessed with serial killers and know tons of "fun facts" about them. And I have a ton of books around the house all about them. ??" "I enjoy walking graveyards and learning about the deceased." "The amount of time I spend a day expressing anal glands. My finger in dog butts like a lot."
Crisco's bad luck continues while Ryan is on a tear. We try Pilk (Pepsi/Milk) while debating MUST HAVE foods that are only good under the right context.
Janet has been invited to celebrate Christmas with her kids, her Ex-husband and his girlfriend. But it’s WHERE they are that is the problem!
What do you lie to people about just to keep them happy? "I tell my partner that I love him when I really don't." "The lie I tell is that I'm happy but, I'm really not." "I tell my dad he doesn't look fat in his new Lululemon pants!" "I tell my husband I'm happy in our marriage and I'm just not ??" "
We did our After Hours podcast live at the Mall of America, from the Candy Can Institute. We'll just say this podcast was very unique and experimental. Listeners, elves and even Santa showed up as we all really got into the holiday spirit!
Courtney just learned something about her husband's past that is a bit unsettling considering he's not around to explain himself... What do you tell your kids about their Daddy's past?
What's the most disgusting things you've ever seen someone do with no shame?! "Pick a scab and eat it!" "Saw someone pee in an ice machine at a hotel!" "When I was in college, I watched my roommate pop a zit and then eat it."
What gives you that instant pit in your stomach? "When my husband says the dreaded 'we need to talk.'", "When my Mother-In-Law texts or calls me!", "When I see police car lights!"
Love 'Em or List 'Em: Melanie has a secret that she refuses to share with her sister and it's starting a big Christmas fight!
We answer more of your Ask Us Anything questions, find out where all of Dez's money comes from and the secret so awful we couldn't share it on the air!!!
You never know what someone is going through. And there's a good reason why Ryan can't sit down properly.
What's the strangest thing you own? "I still own my braces from middle school." "I kept my grandma's pacemaker after she passed." "I have a kitten fetus in a jar."
Is it wrong to shack up with someone to avoid feeling lonely during the holidays?! Vicky likes the idea but she's starting to feel guilty after what her guy did! Does she love him? Or list him?
Angela's boyfriend is well known around town and because of that she has to sacrifice a lot and linger in his shadow! Is it worth it?
We all had Thanksgiving surprises! Dez had some unexpected guests show up for dinner and Ryan had quite the Vegas spa experience. We're gonna need a bigger robe!
What do you hope to see one day? "Jason Mamoa naked!" "I would love to see my Sister in Law get everything she deserves.. and not in a good way!" "I would love to see the Vikings win the superbowl!"
What gross thing do you secretly like?? "Picking tonsil stones out of my tonsils." "I like to eat my dried earwax :)" "Swiss cake rolls with a side of tomato juice."
Kelly's fiance has already ruined Thanksgiving and started a fight between her and her kids all over
Would you give up your traditional Christmas to go on a vacation anywhere you want? Plus, what's the best way to approach a trip to Vegas? Do you go all out the days you're there or, do you relax poolside, hit up a spa and take it easy? Plus, stick around at the end as Dez is joined by Jennifer, Senior Director of Health & Well-Being at YMCA North.
Why are you broke? "My eight indoor cats." "DoorDash #ThisIsWhyI'mBroke" "Vintage comic books!" "$7,000 worth of remote controlled cars."
Polly and her twin sister have been up to no good! And now that a boyfriend is involved should she come clean about the game?!
" I read dirty, dirty books at work!" "Definitely watch The Real Housewives while I work!" "Working from home, my favorite on the clock activity is a quickie with my spouse." "Some days I have a couple quick cocktails at lunch to make the afternoon meetings more enjoyable."
Ron is wondering if it's his job to make himself attracted to his wife?! Because she's not doing a good job of doing it for him.
Crisco is getting guilt tripped all the way to Iowa for Thanksgiving this year. And what do you have to drink to force your pancreas to EAT ITSELF?!
Crisco is getting guilt tripped all the way to Iowa for Thanksgiving this year. And what do you have to drink to force your pancreas to EAT ITSELF?!
Laura discovered an ugly truth about her husband that was supposed to be a secret! Should she pretend like she has no idea?
What gets you flustered? "What gets me flustered? A man with thick neck veins ??" "Oooh when a man gives me that nnassssssty side eye look while talking to someone across the room." "My man's beard oil."
What gives women the 'icks' when dating? And how many does Crisco have? Plus Asparagus can ruin relationships and you might not even realize it.
Crystal makes a rather lengthy appearance on today's episode. And how do we help Dez remember to take her Brain Pills?
What do you wish you could unsee?? "Seeing my dead relatives lying in open coffins..." "I wish I could unsee my former co-workers teeny weeny peeny." "My dad and stepmom's homemade unicorn VHS."
Danielle's boyfriend is obsessed with hot women and she's wondering if it's only a matter of time before he cheats on her or is he just like every other guy, but really horrible at hiding it?!
What do you hate that everybody else in the world likes? "I hate bacon. I don't like the smell or taste. I won't let my husband cook bacon in the house because the smell is nauseating." "I hate Mexican food, but love margaritas!" "Stuffing. It's literally soggy bread." "Unicorn. It's too much work!"
A word of caution: this is what happens when Dez is gone. If you can handle to listen to the VERRRRRY end we make it worth your while. We promise!
A word of caution: this is what happens when Dez is gone. If you can handle to listen to the VERRRRRY end we make it worth your while. We promise!
What is it that you do to just escape everything?! "I watch blackhead popping videos until I fall asleep at night." "I dig into my dark chocolates to get away from it all." "Delta 8" "No tequila, just a lot of unicorns with the Mrs."
Ellen's son has an opportunity of a lifetime, but that would mean saying goodbye while he's only 16 years old!
What's that one thing that's guaranteed to start a fight at your house every time?! "When someone says "calm down" guaranteed fight!" "Our family will fight over the more elite peanut butter, creamy versus crunch. #housedivided" "Who does the dishes more.. (it's me)"
This has to be the STRANGEST think Devin has ever admitted to doing! Is anybody in #PidgeNation going to come to his defense? And Dez remembers Crisco as he likely won't make it after his recent lip crisis. If this is the end, we loved ya Big Guy!
Is there something wrong with a person that is obsessed with all things Christmas?! Shawn's new girlfriend might have a problem.
What secret did you happen to let slip... on purpose?! "Our "friends" aren't legally married. The "husband" paid the people at the chapel to not submit the marriage certificate." "I told a guy's girlfriend he was cheating on her with me. She didn't believe me, so I took it as her blessing to keep messing around with him." "After some drinks, a friend of mine was gushing about how great her boyfriend was. The liquid courage made me think it was a good idea to tell her I had him first..."
We find out the source of Crisco's misery and a new game that literally kills you if you lose. Any takers?
Samantha got catfished into going out with a guy that is pretending to be something he's not! And now he's making her feel bad for not liking the "real him".
What's the truth bomb you found out once you got older?! "My aunt accidentally telling me my dad wasn't my real dad at Thanksgiving." "My truth bomb at 55 I learned that my best friend from birth who was born exactly one week from me is actually my sister." "That my grandpa did not die of a heart attack. He was drunk and died from choking on his vomit."
Dez has destroyed Crisco's insides and she has no regrets. And the biggest question of the day, what should be illegal to put ketchup on? We have the top 3!
What would you be absolutely mortified for people found out?? "I'm a teacher now, but I'd be mortified if my colleagues knew I worked as a dominatrix in my 20's." "47 year old female virgin..." "My husband confessed he's a sex addict & cheated on me our whole time we were dating... He didn't tell me until the day we got back from our honeymoon. Where we found out we were pregnant. Haven't told anyone because I am mortified. Like what do you do?!
Tim's new "girlfriend" is going to raise some eyebrows! Should he give the family a heads up before Thanksgiving or stun them all?!
What would you be absolutely mortified for people found out?? "I'm a teacher now, but I'd be mortified if my colleagues knew I worked as a dominatrix in my 20's." "47 year old female virgin..." "My husband confessed he's a sex addict & cheated on me our whole time we were dating... He didn't tell me until the day we got back from our honeymoon. Where we found out we were pregnant. Haven't told anyone because I am mortified. Like what do you do?!
Target is selling items we had absolutely no idea they sold! What else are we missing? Plus, Dez FaceTime'd Crisco this weekend while she was is the Dells, sounds like she had a pretty good time!
What do you do just to drive people crazy?! "I use every slang word my kids say when I talk to them - dead, fire, slay, lit - it makes them so angry because they say I'm too old to use "their" language." "Send Nickelback songs or videos whenever I'm listening to them, to one friend. She can't stand them! ??" "I flash my mom my boobs when she's not expecting it."
The Powerball is now over a billion dollars and Crisco has a brand new strategy that almost insures him that he'll win! Crisco is very confident that he'll soon be a multi, multi-millionaire which is going to be just so great for all of us... Except for Dez.
Gina's husband has asked the unthinkable of her! Could you ever ask your spouse to do this for you?!
Brandon just learned something about his father-in-law that is making him question whether or not his kids should spent time with Gramps!
What rule are you constantly breaking?? "I constantly take bags of I.V. fluids from work to have at home, so I can hook myself or friends up to an I.V. after a hard night out!" "When I was in college, I worked at a pharmacy as a pharmacy tech. I used to look up peoples names, I was curious what my friends took for medication. I was mostly curious about mental health medications." "I break the rule of gravity on a daily basis by falling up the stairs."
It's become a hot topic lately on the show. Is having a headboard on your bed a must as an adult? Crisco says not at all, he has a handful of supporters but the majority of people seem to say you're not fully an adult if you don't have a headboard. Of course Crisco doesn't have one, so we're really pushing Crisco to let Ryan and Dez come over and do a complete home renovation.
What's embarrassing for a grown man to still be doing?! "Kissing his mom on the lips. Ugh" "A grown man that still lives with his parents." "It's embarrassing for a grown man to drink milk." "Calling their wife "mommy" Creepy!"
Kyle thinks his girlfriend should pay his wages for missing work because he’s the one who had to stay home with their sick kid!
We love doubling your paycheck! We asked everybody this morning what they'd spend the money on if they win, so we talk about what we'd spend the money on if we could win. By the way, it's never too late to register for Double Your Paycheck if you haven't already! Just go to KS95.com or the KS95 app and register today. Every Tuesday and Thursday we double paychecks all day! We also hear quite possible the worst and most cringey impression of all-time!
Dez is back from her beautiful vacation to Hawaii. She tells us all about her many wonderful adventures and some great easdropping stories.
What won't you admit till you're in your confession and in your final resting place?? "I was driving down a country road going about 85 late at night on my way home from my girlfriends about two weeks ago and struck something. I told my wife it was a deer, but deer don't ride bikes..." "If you haven't talked to me in 6 months or returned a message in a year raise your hand. Why are you here? GET OUT!" "I have 4 kids, but if I could live my life over, I'd have zero. I'm just not cut out to be a mom."
Would you be willing to live in a creepy old haunted house in St. Paul if it meant you'd never have a mortgage again?! Is it worth it even if you know the ghosts?!
What's the scariest thing for you to admit to people?? "I won't admit that I like men more then women. I've been with my wife for 10 years and counting." "I grew up with southern old money wealth. I moved up here eight years ago, and have been trying my best to hide where I come from so I don't just look like some little rich kid. But the truth is I am incredibly privileged, I was a debutant and my family ranch sold for $100M." "I'm 40 and single and feel very alone. I'm scared to admit I think I might die alone."
Jacqueline was closer to her Grandpa than anybody else in her life. She lost her Grandpa to cancer her senior year of high school. She misses him more than anything and has so many questions for him. She named her son after him, she wants to know what he thinks of that, what he thinks of her husband and the life they've built together and so much more!
Sue tells us she has a ghost that shows up to support her whenever she's over the top stressed out. The only thing is, she doesn't know who this ghost is. She hopes Becky can tell her more about who this ghost could be and why it keeps showing up.
Robert's girlfriend doesn't share his love of Halloween, but he wants to change that by doing something her friends are begging him not to do!
Lisa lost her dad to tongue cancer in 2010. While in hospice he had a tracheotomy leaving him unable to speak. He wrote something on a piece of paper, kept circling it and mouthing words. Lisa's sister still has that piece of paper, but to this day they still haven't been able to read his handwriting or understand what he was trying to say. He was desperately trying to tell them something but no one could understand what that something was. Lisa turns to Becky to find out what her dad was trying to say to them.
What's the freakiest thing about you?? "I can clap with one hand!" "I have TWO extra nipples!" "The freakiest thing about me is that I am a happily married man with 2 kids and secretly enjoy hooking up with guys." "The freakiest thing about me is the underwear I wear . I'm a guy that wears thong underwear and it freaks everyone out when they find out. Don't knock it until you try it!!"
We visit some Secrets from this morning (What's the freakiest thing about you?) that were just too naughty to read on-air. Plus, the drama continues for TJ and she shares a personal regret she has in her life that has caused her to lose touch with part of herself.
Kate lost a special being, her soulmate that was closest to her for over a decade. She needs help and as always, Becky's there to help.
Ashley lost her husband just over two weeks ago. She says she feels lost, numb and would love to hear what he has to say.
We discuss a new reality show we might produce and thanks to TJ, hear what it's like to date somebody with an embalming room in their apartment.
Michelle is worried if her daughter hanging around her grandmother is the best thing for her. Michelle's mother-in-law is a unique person with participates in what some people may say are "unique" practices.
Michelle is worried if her daughter hanging around her grandmother is the best thing for her. Michelle's mother-in-law is a unique person with participates in what some people may say are "unique" practices.
What gives you nightmares?! "Nursing school. Instructors saying "it's not that much to memorize" chronic anxiety and never ending exams and assignments!" " Ventriloquist dolls!" "Dead bodies coming alive." "My ex mother-in-law that walked around her house with only granny panties on. Her knockers rested on her pregnant looking belly..."
Kari wants to connect with her older sister who passed away in a car accident at the age of 22 when Kari was only 17. Becky helps out Kari.
"Anytime any guy kisses my neck. Holy goosebumps every single time." "I get the goosebumps for cotton balls. Ewww the texture, the squeak noise it can make... ish!" "Tiny holes on skin... trypophobia is a real, icky thing."
Kari is a 39 year old single mother. She wants to connect with her daughter's dad/her fiancé who passed away when Kari was pregnant with her daughter 14 years ago. Kari has questions regarding his death that she contemplates every single day. So, Kari turns to Becky for some answers.
Kelly's 11 year old is obsessed with all things Halloween and she's worried that his costume this year is just too much!
We get an update on how Dez is doing and what she's been up to in Hawaii. Plus, we discuss a couple plane stories, including one that gives TJ nightmares.
Day one of Freak Week is in the bag, there's a movie out in theaters right now that some people are calling quite possible the scariest movie of all-time, and Devin takes the "yawn test" and we get some shocking results!
What fear is just absolutely crippling for you?? "Thunderstorms. I will shake, cry, and sometimes even throw up during them." "I'm scared of dying! The unknown of what happens after, the dying process. I've watched people die (as a nurse) and it's terrifying to me." "I have a crippling fear that when I'm walking outside gravity will give out and we'll all get sucked away from the Earth and die."
A co-worker is matched on Tinder with a guy that Naomi went on a date with last year! Should she warn her what he's hiding in his bedroom and what he did to her when she was tied up?!
Our absolutely incredible Psychic-Medium Becky will join us everyday this week during Freak Week to give listeners free readings. Becky amazes us every single time she joins and this time is no different. Becky speaks with Markie here about her sister and their story that made the local news.
What's that one thing nobody in the family wants to talk about?? "My sociopath cousin. I wrote a goodbye letter to my kids the last and final time I had to see him just in case he killed me. Gross huh?" "My crazy mom. My hoarding grandma. My psycho cousin." "Nobody talks about how my dad pretended to be a woman and catfished other lesbian women."
It's Vet Tech appreciation week October 16th - 22nd. In honor of our amazing listener and vet tech Veronica, and all of our amazing veterinarian technicians out there, Crisco felt inspired to write all of them a song. Thank you to all of the wonderful vet tech's out there that take such good care of our beloved pets!!
What'd you hate most about your relationship?? "The hellfire snoring! Also, we have 2 Old English bulldogs that sleep on our floor... just let that sit with ya... SO. MUCH.SNORING!" "I hate that we met too late in life and we’re not able to have our own children." "My boyfriend sleep walks. I've heard him snoring in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. He even pee'd on my kitchen floor once. Other than that he's the nicest guy in the world!"
What are you oddly attracted to & you're not exactly sure why?! "I'm oddly attracted to Mr. Clean. Yes he's a cartoon guy but damn! That bald head, the earring, his dimples when he smiles. Tight shirt stretched over those rippling muscles, Damn!" "Boobs!!! And I'm a straight woman!" "I'm oddly attracted to snowmobile exhaust. There's just something about that smell that turns me on!"
Since Crisco started his weight loss journey and working out more and more, we've been receiving Crisco thirst tweets more and more! Crisco reads some of the thirst tweets we've received lately. Enjoy! Or at least as much as possible...
Ryan's birthday was yesterday and he tells us about the wonderful gifts he got from his loved ones, and over 30 years later, people are still recovering from the infamous '91 Halloween blizzard!
What are you hiding on your phone?? "I'm hiding spicy pics of myself and some I've gotten from a guy I've started hooking up with : )" "I'm hiding the results from 23 and me confirming that my parents are not my parents."
What random urge do you have and there's really no reason why?? "I get the sudden urge to bite thin glass as though it was thin ice. I did it once when I was a kid." "The random urge to wear my wife's lingerie while working. Have a good day!" "I have the urge to sit on my man's face while he sleeping lol." "My random urge is to hook up with a hot match on Tinder and lose my virginity of 37 years. I'm just too chicken.
Luke pulled a prank on his brother-in-law that has gone way too far! How do you make this end without a fight?!
What have you never ever admitted to anyone?? "Sometimes I still miss my abusive ex-husband." "I won $250,000 in the lottery and never told anyone!" "I named my son after an ex boyfriend..." "Average about 10 partners a week." "I motorboated my mother-in-law."
What have you never ever admitted to anyone?? "Sometimes I still miss my abusive ex-husband." "I won $250,000 in the lottery and never told anyone!" "I named my son after an ex boyfriend..." "Average about 10 partners a week." "I motorboated my mother-in-law."
Amber has a first date horror story but her friends think she's being a drama queen! Is he really a monster for what he killed on their first night together?
Today's Secrets topic was "What could you never admit to your parents?" We got a ton of Secrets and we go over some of them that could only be read on the podcast and Crisco reminisces on one of his childhood stories.
What could you never tell your parents?! "I could never admit to my parents that their sweet little pure daughter had a girlfriend in college." "I could never tell my mom that I used to be a dominatrix in my early 20's." "I could never admit to my mother that I just found out who my real father is. Maybe I'll tell her on her death bed!"
Well today was finally the day and to say it was surreal is an understatement! We did a live podcast from the palace Prince built, Paisley Park. The atmosphere was electric! We packed Prince's live performance room with loyal listeners and did the podcast from the exact same stage he performed so many concerts on! We start off the podcast with special guest Mitch Maguire, Managing Director at Paisley Park. Mitch joined us to share some stories about Prince and show off some really special artifacts. After that we get into our usual After Hours antics. This was a very special, one of a kind podcast to say the least. A huge thank you to Paisley Park!
Lauren is newly divorced and there's one thing she never got to do before she got married so this was her chance to do it! Now does she need to report what happened to HR or keep it quiet?!
Our favorite time of the year is just around the corner! Freak week is just a couple weeks away and we preview some of the stuff we have planned! Crisco shares his latest cleaning habit and most of us haven't used this device since we were a baby.
Mason has gone out on several dates with a girl that has just now asked something EXTREMELY personal to him! Do you have a right to ask for this information when dating?!
What do you want to do once, but then never again! "Eat rare steak." "Only once, intentionally eat crab. I found out I am allergic to it!" "A Brazilian wax! I swear I have some PTSD from it!"
Dating is so different these days! Now people are using their shopping carts and and the food in them to give off secret codes to let people know they're open and interested, so you might want to pay attention to how you're filling your shopping cart. Plus, Crisco is trying to curse Dez... again.
Hillary needs help getting her adult daughter to move out of the house. She played the ace and even that wasn't enough to get her out!
What did you always want until you got it?! "Hooking up with my manager. I never thought it would happen but he showed up at my house one night. Now it's just awkward and I think he's putting in his two weeks soon because of me." "Always wanted to own my own business. Now that I do, it's not everything I thought it would be. Always working!" "A boob job. "I always wanted to hook up with my neighbor. Finally did and huge regret!"
What did you buy when you were maybe a little too drunk? "My drunk purchase... a "mooning" garden gnome. When it arrived I accused my husband of buying it." "8 inch stripper heels!" "A shakey thing off Amazon ??" "When I was drunk I bought a towel for my Ta-Ta's. It's called the tatatowel!"
It's a brand new feature we're doing on the show called "Hit or Miss: Write Us a Song". You can call in on Wednesday's and present your case on why Crisco should write you a song. Crisco picks the listener he's most inspired by and writes them a brand new song and presents it to the listener the very next day live on-air. Then listeners vote if it was a "Hit" or "Miss". This was the very 1st Hit or Miss: Write Us a Song and Crisco felt most inspired by Brady's story. You can hear Brady's story here followed by the song Crisco wrote for him. Supposedly to make him feel better? At least that was the intent. Let us know if it was a "Hit" or a "Miss"
It's a brand new feature we're doing on the show called "Hit or Miss: Write Us a Song". You can call in on Wednesday's and present your case on why Crisco should write you a song. Crisco picks the listener he's most inspired by and writes them a brand new song and presents it to the listener the very next day live on-air. Then listeners vote if it was a "Hit" or "Miss". This was the very 1st Hit or Miss: Write Us a Song and Crisco felt most inspired by Brady's story. You can hear Brady's story here followed by the song Crisco wrote for him. Supposedly to make him feel better? At least that was the intent. Let us know if it was a "Hit" or a "Miss"
What's the worst part about being you?? "Always making sure people have the best occasions and surprise parties, while I don't get that in return." "Worst thing about being me is I am 31 single, broke, and never want to move out my parents house!" "Being a Karen lol." "My brain is the worst thing about my life. It never shuts off causing me to overthink everything, have vivid dreams that I remember, and I'm never able to fully relax."
When Michelle Kicked her boyfriend out of the house he left some stuff behind. How long before his stuff becomes hers?!
Amy is going through a nasty divorce but there's one thing she's refusing to give back to her Ex and his family that has them fuming!
Who do you secretly want to get with but are to embarrassed to tell anyone?! "I’m a woman married to a man, but I’ve always wanted to get with my coworker who is the woman." "I’m embarrassed by it but I would totally get with Crisco!" "Joe Biden, move over Jill! I'm 36 years old and ready to rock!"
A study reveals the shocking new way people are relieving stress at work and clearly Devin can't make good life choices, so he's going to let all of us (including YOU) make his life decisions for him. And you can win a trip to Paisley Park to see us perform our After Hours podcast live at Prince's former palace. Call in at 6AM tomorrow morning (Thursday, October 8th) with the codeword "We Forgot" for your chance to join us at Paisley Park.
How early can someone have a midlife crisis? Things that Theresa's fiancé is doing are making her think he might be having one!
You may not want to admit it, but we're all family here. So, what are you embarrassed you fell for? "I fell for a narcissist. He was SO good at his lies. I moved my kids to live with him. He swindled me out of $81k." "Just was scammed out of $6,000 with a gift card scam." "I bought what I thought was a homeless woman dinner and then saw her the next day with a coach purse and shopping bags."
We've all been waiting and finally it's happened, Ryan is back from vacation! He shares a couple funny stories from his time in Hawaii and we have an honest and open conversation about Crisco's split personalities. There's the Crisco with Ryan persona, and there's the Crisco without Ryan persona. Who and why do these personas exist?
You may not want to admit it, but we're all family here. So, what are you embarrassed you fell for? "I fell for a narcissist. He was SO good at his lies. I moved my kids to live with him. He swindled me out of $81k." "Just was scammed out of $6,000 with a gift card scam." "I bought what I thought was a homeless woman dinner and then saw her the next day with a coach purse and shopping bags."
Pidge finally moved in with Sammy over the weekend and unfortunately, an NFL player had to get carted off the field yesterday... but this time it was for a pretty unique reason.
If money was no object what would you buy? "I would buy a sloth!" "Start an animal rescue." "I'd buy a pub and B&B in Ireland!" "Super yacht!!" "A blimp! Float around in the sky and drink champagne."
Chrissy just found out who she is working for and she’s freaking out. Should she Love or List?
What do you wish you had the nerve to finally do?! "I wish I had the nerve to tell my mother in law off!!!" "I wish I had the nerve to get a divorce." "I wish I had the nerve to come out to my family."
The human anatomy is a magical, but mysterious thing that baffles us all sometimes. Plus, what one TikToker did to make a 100 year old man's lifelong dream come true.
Joanne just found out a huge family secret and she's trying to decide if she tells anyone. Could you live the rest of your life in a lie?
Sometimes it feels like all we ever hear is negative story after negative story. Well, we like to cover uplifting stories and talk about all the positive things people are doing! There are some amazing people in our world doing some amazing things and they deserve to be recognized. And of course, Ding & Dong still find time to squeeze in a little food talk.
Lydia is finally giving up her dream of having kids... That is until an unexpected surrogate just stepped up. Is this normal or just too weird?
Ding & Dong just do what Ding & Dong do. We hear from a Scottish man that saved a squirrel trapped in a toilet and a little boy that's using his viral status to help fight childhood hunger!
What's the riskiest thing you've ever done? "Hooked up with someone in Vegas two years in a row. Second year, I found out he was married and his wife was expecting… I have never felt more gross!" "Went for a unicorn ride with my best friends mom." "
Michelle's family has been dealing with a lot of loss and drama lately but does that make what her mother-in-law wants to do ok or is this just too weird?
We hear from some concerned citizens that are very upset with their local library, a man that returned a women's lost engagement ring he found in the mud, and a Pepsi product that will be hitting the shelves soon!
Utah's possible next Senator released her first rap song recently and we listen to a part of that banger as well as Crisco finally became a member of a rare group he's been dying to be a part of for a long time now!
Kevin Kind of likes the feeling of his girlfriend groveling at his feet for her recent transgression. Can he continue to let her feel bad or should he own up to his own indiscretion that she has no clue about?!
What do you do to make yourself appear smarter?? "I adjust my glasses!" "I occasionally try to appear smarter by quoting people. As Ben Franklin said..." "I tell everyone I am a Recreation Therapist, which I am, but really I play games with seniors all day." "I wear a blazer or suit coat with any outfit."
Maria is learning that there is going to be a 3rd person in her marriage and this person will be living with them after the wedding!
What are you known for although not necessarily proud of? "I'm known for having a crooked butt crack." "When I was in 6th grade I had to share something unique about my family history in social studies. I had recently discovered that my parents are 2nd cousins & I thought it was cool. I shared it with the class and was known for it until I moved out of my hometown." "I am know as "Caramelitious". Drunk with my hubby and somehow caramel was poured on my tat tats."
Sadly, many people are saying Walt Disney World is losing it's magic. On the other hand, people absolutely love Dez's impressions. Dez being a woman of the people, gives the people what they want!
What's the most embarrassing thing you ever caught your parents doing?? "We were on a vacation and sharing a hotel room... I woke up to them banging on the bed next to me. Most horrific thing EVER!!!" "Came home to find my parents practicing slang terms and then googling to make sure they were using them correctly. Spoiler alert… They weren't." "We caught my dad urinating in the brand new dresser he bought for my mom. He bought her a whole new bedroom set and ended up urinating in it on her 40th birthday."
Anna always seem to date the wrong people! But this latest guy has a history with her childhood that might be too creepy to overlook!
Everyone around the state of Minnesota continues to remind Crisco how dumb his decision to lease his car is everywhere he goes. We also dive into some Secrets from today's show that could only be read on the podcast.
What's the biggest misconception people have about you? "I'm a therapist & a common misconception about me is that everyone thinks I care about their issues. When my therapist hat is off IDGAF ????" "Yes, I'm a woman who works in construction. No, I'm not a lesbian." "Crying will get you out of a ticket when you get pulled over. I've been a police officer for 27 years... Fake tears = ticket"
Dez finally stood up for herself and executed a very courageous act and Crisco and Devin had to have courageous conversations with their friends. Plus, stick around at the end to hear a very special interview with Dez and Sally from the YMCA of the North & Vice President of Whole Person Wellbeing!
Jim Cunningham of the Minnesota Renaissance Festival joins the podcast to talk about the last huzzah of summer! We hope to see you there!
What screams "I'm a terrible parent"?? "I'm a bad parent because I don't do tattling and if there is no blood I let them fight it out. Natural consequences if they get hurt doing dumb stuff." "I'm a bad parent because I give my kids melatonin to sleep at night so they can get up at 5am for school." "When I see parents smoking with kids in the car! Horrible people!!!"
Heather wants to pay to get her sister pregnant and she has a really good reason to do it! But would you spend the money?!
Crisco is blossoming into a full Rosebud and the list of people who pretend not to know him when he comes around continues to grow. Why is that and who was the latest to do it? Ryan talks his clipboard of fun and a young lady coming onto Vaughn very aggressively!
Angela is being accused of emasculating her husband and he wants you to tell her if she's being completely out of line and insensitive!
I don't care how old I am, I will always (blank)! "I don't care how old I am I will always say no to granny panties!! Thongs only no matter what my age." "No matter how old I get I will always eat Krafts macaroni and cheese with chicken tenders." "Laugh at a fart lol!"
What great trade secret do you know? "Mattress companies will rename their mattresses for every store they're sold in so shoppers can't shop around." "Banks do not keep as much money on hand as you would think they would." "I worked as a correctional officer at a federal prison. I have seen two officers who got fired for having relationships with inmates, those officers have since married those inmates."
Tammy has met some really weird dudes while dating, but nothing compares to the guy she just met and what he does for a living! Can you date someone whose job is devoid of all morals and completely soulless?
Dez forgot to take her brain pills today which allow her to function as a "normal" adult human being. Plus, we get a history lesson in fast food and it is fascinating!
What's the one thing you wish you could change about yourself? "I wish I wasn't such a flirt but . . . It's fun so , that's that." "My boobs. My six babies have made them tube socks!" "
What are you doing that nobody knows about?? "I am wearing female clothes under my work clothes." "I write LGBT erotica for fun." "Going to the lawyers & planning a divorce. Everyone thinks we have such a great marriage." "I am wearing a plug while working..."
If everyone around you is saying that your kid has gained too much weight should you start listening?! Lisa's mother-in-law is deciding to do some thing about it and it's starting fights!
Ryan tells his secondhand awkwardness story, Dez is reunited with one of her favorite things, and we couldn't be more immature!
It's not our "usual" type Secrets question. What's the most boring thing about you? "My favorite activity is just sitting quietly. Doing nothing else. Just sitting quietly." "I will be 30 next month and I've never had the unicorn. Not by lack of interest, just by being socially awkward and lack of knowing how to meet people." "I do at least one 1,000 piece puzzle a week." "I love watching documentaries about the history of fashion. The origin of denim, the history of tie-dye, etc."
Danny just learned on unfortunate truth about his fiancé of five years! Is it possible to forget you ever found out and get married anyway?!
Valerie is sick of her husband giving all the women in their neighborhood so much attention! So she's thinking of inviting her Ex over to do something her husband just can't seem to get done...
We quickly recap highlights from the state fair and Ryan has some brilliant advice for those of you who are fair goers! Plus, a possible new business adventure for our little Pidge, but it's going to cost you!
What's the hardest secret you've had to keep?? "A friend's husband is still cheating on her... he never stopped but she won't leave him so why tell her?" "I oversee my companies CDL drug program and have to reprimand those that test positive. I get high often and nobody would ever guess it and would I'd be fired if anyone knew." "I'm no longer attracted to my husband... but I am to his brother."
What did you have to learn the hard way unfortunately? "Learned the hard way... condoms are not 100% effective." "Hire a builder with references! The builder I hired took off with my money and only a shell of a house completed." "Don’t drink margaritas after an entire bottle of wine . . . That hangover was a lesson I will never forget!"
Is it just me or does anyone else...? "Is it just me or am the only one that has a crush on their instructor?" "Is it just me or am I the only guy that wears thongs ? They make them for men too!" "Is it just me or am I the only one that likes to watch my girl fool around with other guys?"
There's so many wonderful people at KS95 with so many annoying habits. Plus, has Covid put an end to sharing?
Sorry, but we can't be friends if... "You don't like dogs!" "We can't be friends because you hang out with my ex." "Sorry we are no longer friends because you did the nasty with my nephew!"
Just in time for the state fair, Crisco and the Mouth Kissers got together to make a brand new sea shanty about the state fair. Enjoy!
It's opening day of the 2022 Minnesota State Fair and we're podcasting live from our fair booth!! Talking to fans, playing games, even doing TikTok challanges!
Chloe's boyfriend is great and she loves him. But he comes with mean, nasty baggage that might be too much to overlook!
What were you just totally not prepared for as an adult?? "No one prepared me for how much I would hate picking out what to have for dinner every damn night. Seriously it’s sucks out a piece of my soul every night!" "I wasn't prepared that adulthood comes with your family hating you for no reason!" "my EX-husband was highly unprepared for unicorn. He thought when he was satisfied the woman was satisfied." "Dog anal glands and what happens when you have a dog that cannot relieve them themselves."
It's opening day of the 2022 Minnesota State Fair and we're podcasting live from our fair booth!! Talking to fans, playing games, even doing TikTok challanges!
Dez and Crisco are in the middle of yet another argument and Pidge takes a trip to Italy.
Nicole is trying to figure out when she should spring some big news on her husband! Before or after their free work trip to Italy?!
What did you do that would shock your 15 year old self?? "Fall in love and marry someone 20 years older than me." "That I’m now in a relationship with my high school English teacher." "My 15 year old self would not believe that I showed my boobs in Las Vegas ??" "Married an absolute smoke show and she wants to do the dirty more than me!"
Daniel is terrified of his wife! She's turned into someone he doesn't even recognize! Is this a real thing or is he being a titch dramatic?!
What are you so obsessed with that you'd join their church if they had one?! "Cult of caribou coffee ??" "In all seriousness... Church of Kwik Trip and the KS95 morning show!" "I would worship at the church of Chris Hemsworth. Me-yow! Grrrrr!!"
Dez has a funny "little" habit she does when she talks. Plus, would you give up a year, five years, 10 years of your life to continue eating fast food?! That simple question quickly turned into a hot topic, but the question that got even more heated, what restaurants qualify as fast food?!
What do you really want to do but you're scared to do it?? "I'm afraid to divorce my wife. I want out badly but I'm afraid of what people may think." "Ride in a hot air balloon." "Get a date with Dez!" "A monogamous relationship. I've only done poly."
Scott is very nervous for his first date and he's wondering how much info he should share to prep her before the big night!
What was your lowest broke moment? "Selling my grandma's silverware to the Gold Guys for cash." "Stood by garbage cans asking people for their scraps/leftovers before they threw them away." "I once licked an old lady's toes for $15 and got athlete's mouth."
What is something about you that your parents would never guess?? "That I am into soft BDSM, handcuffs, whips, being tied down and oh, don't forget the blindfold!" "My boyfriend of seven years is a married man." "My parents would never guess that I changed my first and last name so they could never find me."
TJ shares her thoughts and feelings after her first couple days filling in for Dez this week and Crisco and Devin are much closer than we all realized!
Allison's daughter has been pretending to go to college for the past few years and she's had to cover for her daughter so dad doesn't find out what she's really been up to! Is this a lie worth protecting?!
TJ's in for Dez and she gives us a sneak peek into her personal life and we learn why most people around here are in therapy. .
Danny's girlfriend is trying to change him into someone else! Is this just harmless or a sign of much deeper issues?!
So what makes you nervous?! "Walking on a vacant street and having a man walking towards me. I immediately envision all the ways I'll be murdered." "I'm a new school bus driver, I am SO VERY, VERY nervous about railroad crossings!!! I have constant nightmares about trains and crashes." "Sexy time!! I love it but I'm awkward and insecure.. so definitely nervous!"
What weird little thing do you secretly geek out about?? "I secretly geek out about whale tails. Underwear slips!" "I geek out at Excel spreadsheets." "Choosing the right traffic lane that moves in rush hour!"
Laura's friend just asked her the second biggest favor you could ever ask a friend! Would you say yes and just hope it never happens??
Crisco seems to have a special "presence" about him and Crisco, Dez & Ryan make a high stakes bet.
If Robert's wife is telling him it's okay to go on a trip and potentially miss the birth of their child, should we believe her? Or is she setting him up to fail?!
What lie did you make up to look cool?! "I have a big scar on my chest. I used to lie and tell people I was shot because it's so much cooler than the real story where I got a birth mark removed." "I lied about being in the swinger life. I tell everyone how awesome it is and how open we are but when my wife is having fun with other men I'm just cringing inside!!!" "I have a pop star boyfriend. We've been dating for 3 years."
We get yet another example of why women are the stronger sex, why retirement may not be for you, and why Devin finds himself in hot water... again.
We all have our own little quirks and things we do, what's yours? #I'mThatPerson. "I'm that person who will agree with you if you think you look fat or ugly in something." "I'm that person who pees in the shower." "I am that person that laughs when someone falls or gets hurt..."
What did you see but then look the other way?? "My parents having unicorn. I ran back to my bed and pulled the covers over my head!" "I walked in on my best friend's husband while he was drying off after his shower and saw his tiny wiener. We never mentioned it." "I walked in on my pastor cheating on his wife with a member of the church who he was counseling."
John just met his girlfriend's family and they've been hiding a big secret that usually scares guys off! Would you marry into this family?!
Dez and Crisco have a very intellectual discussion about wieners and we hear a couple montages in tribute to Dez.
Why is this constantly happening with Dez? Always saying things that make it awkward. That's Crisco's job!
Valerie may have crossed a line with her daughter and found out something that wasn't meant for her eyes. Do we love or list Valerie's actions?
Secrets: What did you promise would only happen once? "Get a dog.... Then brought home another one." "I'd only get married once... oops!" "Sleeping with a coworker... specifically my boss."
You would do almost anything to make your partner happy but would you go this far? Chris' girlfriend has a very unique request that she things will help their relationship. Should he love her or list her?
What secret are you keeping for somebody else? "My cousin has a biological sister. I used to babysit her and he has no idea." "My ex husband is cheating on his new girlfriend…with me." "My partner and I got engaged but waiting to tell our families till after my sister's wedding!"
I thought I was sexy when I BLANK, turns out I'm not. "I thought it would be sexy if I showed up at my boyfriends house naked I had a coat over myself as I drove there and I got pulled over for speeding!" "I thought I was sexy when I winked but it turns out I'm not. I look like I'm having a seizure or have ticks." "Thought I was sexy when I donned a pair of daisy dukes for a photo shoot on my then boyfriend's kenworth. Recently found those 20+ year old photos and turns out I definitely was not!"
What would you give the world to be able to do?! "I'd give ANYTHING to be able to eat and drink whatever the hell I wanted without gaining an ounce of weight!" "To be a drummer in a rock band!!" "I would give an arm and a leg to start over and be Post Malone's new baby. I would love that!" "To hug my dad (gone over 35 years) or Mom (gone 4 years) one more time."
Alice was stunned when she found out who she was actually dating. Does she need to end it over this?!
What's the grossest thing you've ever seen at someone's house? "Maggot field refrigerator I discovered when I delivered groceries." "I was at a sleepover when I was about 14 and the other girls house was filled with dog pee and dog poop all over the carpet." "A friend's family had a poop stick that they kept underneath their bathroom sink. If any of them had extra large poopoos they would chop it up so the toilet wouldn't clog. Gag."
Ding & Dong are fighting just hours before the Ding & Dong Extravaganza is set to kickoff tomorrow! Plus, what to watch out for at Disney World.
Lauren's fiancé had a surprise guest show up at his bachelor party but it's making Lauren wonder if it's too late to dump this guy!
Justine is tempted to get revenge on a coworker that tried to get her fired!! But does this woman deserve revenge?
What's your odd phobia that you have that we've never heard of?? "I'm afraid of trees that grow in water. The roots look like a cage and I'm afraid of getting stuck in there and drowning." "Emetophobia. Fear of vomiting. Not just not liking to vomit or see others vomit, but a paralyzing fear that manifests as OCD to avoid germs. Would rather die than vomit!" "I have a butter phobia..."
A special shout out to Debbie from Eagan who gave us some wonderful and hilarious gifts we open on the podcast and Crisco continues to spend money he doesn't have.
Andy's girlfriend just admitted who she's really in love with but knows that it'll never happen! Is this normal or a major red flag?!
What's the #1 thing you're trying to keep secret right now?? "I slept with my son's Chemistry teacher so that he would pass him. Otherwise he wouldn't have graduated." "I started an only fans page..... I have kids and work with the public..." "I'm in the middle of a Friends With Benefits relationship with a friend who is married."
What rule can't you help but break?? "Having unicorn in public." "Speeding! I'm talking going over 100 mph." "I won't sleep with him on the first date. Always happens lol!"
Either Madison is the BEST mother ever or she's an over protective, helicopter parent that has coddled her daughter too much!
Crisco's thinking about opening his own restaurant and continues to fight the good fight all on his own; insisting the cotton candy blizzard is the best blizzard out there. Plus, Dez continues to make normal things super awkward.
Why can't you ever go back somewhere ever again?? "I passed out in church a couple of months ago. To this day, I can't bring myself to set foot in there." "Banned from a bar in Fairbanks, Alaska for peeing in a Home Depot bucket. In my defense… there was only one stall in the women’s bathroom and 4386 people in line!" "My husband has a lifetime ban from Universal Studios Florida. He took a picture of a woman with large ta-tas and a scandalous outfit and some other woman caught him and told security. Worst part was... that was the 1st and ONLY picture he took on our 4 day trip.
Ben has made a huge sacrifice for his family while his wife is throwing the most over the top birthday party for their 8 year old! Could you disappoint an 8 year old girl?!
What do you happen to know that other people don't?? "I know what a lot of my kid's parents look like without clothes, because we started swinging with them." "I know my neighbors are on the run from the police and are possibly drug dealers." "I slept with my boyfriends super hot cousin while my boyfriend was asleep in the next room. I was resentful towards the way he had been treating me. His cousin and I agreed never to talk about this again. This is my first time mentioning it in over 5 years."
What did you do that made you a terrible friend?? "I slept with my best friend's mom." "I would never tell my best friend/roommate that I had been wearing her underwear when I'm to lazy to do laundry." "I advertently told my best friend what happened to Dumbledore in the end… She had no idea and didn't talk to me for a week."
Lindsay's boyfriend won't remove the tattoo of his ex-girlfriend's name. Is that a sign that he is unwilling to move on? How about giving her a house?
Crisco and Dez always love giving each other grief and Ryan always has to jump in. This time it's about her Singing!
Now that Stephanie is a married woman her husband wants her to stop doing the ONE thing you'd think most guys love! What's his motive?!
What have you done only once and most likely won't ever do it again?! "I was talked into cave diving (scuba) in a foreign country... terrifying! Never again!" "One threesome was enough for me!" "Hitchhiked."
Why are you broke?! "I just bought a new hot tub with all the frills!!! This is why I'm broke..." "I'm broke because I keep buying things for my house to keep up with the neighbors. Home ownership is so annoying." "I’m broke because my current job pays terribly. But I start my new job at Hubbard on the 8th!" "I'm broke because I spend all my money on beer and ice cream. Somehow I'm still not fat!"
What do you have absolutely ZERO interest in?? "Sex... with my husband!??" "Zero interest in my sister's stories about my nephew's baseball games." "Concerts. Never been to one and don't want to." "I have ZERO interest in coffee. Never had it, never will."
Luke's girlfriend has an idea so crazy that it has him wondering if he's wrong for actually loving the idea.
Jessica has some pretty big news to share with her seven year old son! Is he ready for news like this or just let him live his life?!
"I like a slice of cheese with mustard on it as a snack." "I work as a car salesman (I'm a woman) and have a degree in medical biology and could be working in a hospital." "People think me wearing thong underwear as a guy is weird." "I love eating frozen french fries."
Kelly's fiancé has been acting suspicious with his phone so naturally she snooped and now she's absolutely disgusted!
Dez returns from her hillbilly festival in Montana, Devin has figured out how to create the perfect pizza and it's easier than you might think, and we discuss how a doll just might save your marriage!
What do you wish you could tell your best friend so badly?! "Dear best friend: I know you have a huge crush on my husband and your fake voice and fake personality around him make it so obvious." "To my (former) best friend: your boyfriend is trash!" "I'd love to tell my best friend that my husband fantasizes about hooking up with her husband."
If your sister is pretending to be someone she's not just to get married would you ever think to tell her fiancé the truth?! Christine is!
What do you spend way too much money on?! "Magic the Gathering. I own over 10,000+ cards started collecting in 1993. I spend $2750 a year on cards." "I spend way too much money on pull-tab."
What do you wish you never got? "My matching tattoo...with my now ex-husband...face-palm. Lol." "I wish I would've never gotten male lingerie from my wife. Now she wants me to wear sexy underwear for her all the time..." "A degree in radio broadcast. Lol!!"
What did you quit? "#ThisIsWhyIQuit they were serving meat that was dated 2017 and we were in 2022" "All the 'oh my god my life is so perfect' people on Facebook is #WhyIQuitFacebook" "After almost 8 years and a lot of hard work my boss decided to "not demote me" but cut my pay by 1/3rd so they could promote my suck up coworker."
Jodi is tempted to give up everything she's worked her entire life to achieve all in the name of adventure! Would you throw caution to the wind so you could potentially inherit an old castle in Ireland?!
What is it that you do only when you're by yourself? "I sing and dance around the kitchen to Britney Spears." "Scratch my butt. Hemorrhoids suck! Excited for baby but not excited for what pregnancy brought." "When no one is around I wear my wife's underwear, she would never approve but it's my secret."
Would you be willing to wait nearly three years before you could get engaged just to honor a family custom?!
Marcia can't have her sister as her maid of honor but her parents are threatening to pull the money unless she changes her mind.
Secrets are being revealed and a local TV personality is going to be very nervous once this hits the air! Should the self-righteous be exposed?!
What do you wish you were brave enough to do?! "I wish I was brave enough to say hello to Crisco." Well just so you know, you can say hello to him anytime. He's the nicest guy in the world and so happy to talk to people! "I wish I was brave enough to tell my in-laws to stuff it. ;-)" "I wish I could leave my toxic workplace without a new job lined up."
What's the most embarrassing thing your kid has done? "My daughter was playing hide and seek at a family picnic, she wanted to win so badly she pooped in the bush she was hiding in!" "My four-year-old child decided to play bongos on the breasts of a woman he didn't know..." "Daughter caught her dad and I mid-unicorn. We didn't know until she was asking why we were wrestling and making noises."
Melissa is wondering if your current partner has a right to know the names of those you've been with in the past? What if they're related?
What's your biggest turn off?! "When your "having fun" with your partner and they let out a big fart!?" "Excessive body hair on guys. I don't want to date a sweater." "Biggest turn off... arrogance or narcissism. There is nothing more disgusting than someone that thinks they are more entitled than you." "Men with carpets on their chest and back??"
Nicole's mother-in-law wants her to name their son after the family's long line of the same name! Could you name your kid this? Even for a bribe?!
What did you find out later in life that you really wish you didn't?? "At age 30 when my dad was terminally ill, I found out that my uncle is really my dad. My mom has never brought up the subject. I found out in a letter from my uncle." "Secret, I wish I didn't know my grandfather ran a huge Ponzi scheme and ruined hundreds of families' savings. He died before he could be punished for it." "Found out later in life that my brother is actually my half brother and my mom had an affair with another man. My dad knew but forgave her and raised my brother as his own."
Roseanne made a promise to her son that she can't fulfill! But, she's got a good way to get out of it even though he may resent her for it!
What's weird or gross about you but you just can't help it?? "My bellybutton grows long stinky hairs. I've pulled out clumps that are 1/4 inch thick and three inches long. They come from deep inside my bellybutton and the internet doesn't have answers." "Secrets: Facial Hair... I'm a lady." "Random black boob hairs and I am a woman." "I have "undiagnosed" IBS and I can't stop farting every morning when I drink my coffee."
What simple, easy thing do you struggle with the most?! "Rear Wheel... Can't say it!!" "Which way is left and right..." "ROUND ABOUTS!"
James just made a MAJOR purchase without talking to his wife! She is saying he needs to return it or else! But maybe he's earned the right to do this and she needs to get over it?!
We've done it before and we all loved it. There are so many interesting people out there and some real strange addictions! So what's yours?! "Korean dramas!" "I'm addicted to the smell of cigarette smoke when someone is actively smoking. I have never smoked a cigarette in my life, but love the smell when other people are smoking." "Strange addiction... The devil's fruit snacks aka edibles."
Times really have changed! People are losing patients and expect instant gratification. This podcast is all about gratification!
Jodi wants to out her employer for what they are secretly selling to the public! But is this really a crime?!
As Crisco continues to lose more and more weight, more and more layers of his true feelings are peeling off as well. Does he secretly have feelings for his archnemesis Dez?! This podcast goes from crying to belly laughing, to Crisco's literal belly on Dez and Devin and everything in between!
If you could have one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?! "If only I could have unicorn with my high school boyfriend for the rest of my life…I’m married and in my 40’s now but no one has lived up to him! Ugh!" "I want free gas for the rest of my life!!!" "I would love to have tickets to any show I ever wanted. Especially Harry Styles!"
Carrie's boyfriend has lied about what his parents do for a living. Is their lifestyle concerning or the fact that he's lied for this long?
"My dad would be embarrassed to know that my fiancé and I are in to b.d.s.m. as well as my fiancé is my daddy dom...??" "I lost my virginity in his bed..." "My dad's a cop. He would be very disappointed to know that my weekend "business trips" to Chicago are actually drug runs... gotta keep those soccer moms happy!"
Scientist are saying shrinking manhood could lead to the extinction of mankind! Plus, Florida continues to show off it's shining stupidity and how much money do you need to be happy?
What are the rules when it comes to proposing with family jewelry?! Can you ask for your mom's ring while she's still alive and wearing it?!
With Father's Day coming up this weekend we want to know, what's the most embarrassing thing about your dad?? "My dad likes to yell I love you in any public place. He's done it every year I start school and everyday when he drops me off and if I don't say it back he will honk his car horn until I say it!" "My dad used to fart and blame it on anyone or any pet that was in the room." "My father-in-law would wave to my hubby after he got on the school bus in his whitee tightees and white Hanes T-shirt ?? and yell 'I love you bud!'
What are you oddly attracted to?? "I'm oddly attracted to women's tatas. I'm a woman. And married to a guy!" "I'm oddly attracted to priests..." "Men's foreheads, I like the aged tanned wrinkled forehead preferably under a cowboy hat." "I’m oddly attracted to Lola Bunny. Didn’t know it until very recently but she was part of my bi sexual awakening."
Sandra has found a genetically "perfect" man to have children with and now she's having second thoughts!
Anybody else create a fake Facebook account just so you can stir things up a bit?! Nicole did and now she created a social media monster that she can't undo!
Gayle is dating a guy that has done two VERY strange things in a very short amount of time! Is his temper tantrum a red flag to list him?
What's the worst part of your job that you just hate?! "I clean newly constructed houses, and have taken pee bottles out of vents, vacuumed up maggots, and scraped decaying dead animals off of basement floors. Yuckkkk!!" "The worst part of my job is my micro managing, controlling boss?? oh, and having to return to the office, boo!" "I'm a teacher and the worst part of my job is the parents that think their kid can do no wrong!"
What are you supposed to do when you find out your brother got cut out of Grandpa's will?
What do you do regularly but the people in your life have no idea?? "Once a week, I wear avocado mash on my face looking like the wicked witch. Great for the skin, then eat the remaining with chips." "Lash extensions. They look natural & my husband doesn't notice those things. They're expensive as hell and make me happy??" "I highly dislike people but am one of the friendliest people you will meet. Ugh."
Ryan was out yesterday due to some serious back problems. He fills us in on how he's doing and what he's learned from all this. Crisco tells us about his upcoming trip to Chicago and the old fashion theme behind it and learn about "healthy coke".
Crisco has lived a very unique and interesting life in his 38 plus years here on earth. Over that time he has learned a lot of valuable wisdom and do's and don'ts. Well, the other day we were all lucky enough for Crisco to share some of his life rules with us and they are great!
What are you embarrassed to admit you're afraid of? "If I watch any movie that has to do with miners stuck in a cave, I freak out. I don't know why, I just do." "Latex balloons - I can not be near one, especially when they are being played with. Freaks me out and it's embarrassing!" "I'm oddly scared of water towers. Really, I just don't like tanks of any kind, but water towers really do it for me. If I get too close I start to get lightheaded and my heart rate raises when I see them from a distance." "My scary thing is if my foot touches seaweed in a lake. I'm talking full on meltdown!"
Crisco gets a picture of Devin's junk and we give you some tips to keep in mind if you happen to end up in prison!
Claire's boyfriend is a major cheapskate, but also loaded! Is it ever worth it to marry a guy that just can't spend money to have fun?!
What's your bad habit?? "Procrastinating…" "Interrupting!" "Dirty little secrets - scratching my butt" "Buying my girlfriend fast food every chance I can to keep her chubby."
What's something that you really wish your partner was better at?? Well, our listeners have a lot of wishes! "Multitasking. Don’t just stand there talking, empty the dishwasher or load it." "Trimming his ear hair!" "Being patient with our infant. #firsttimeparents" "If my husband was better in bed I wouldn't have to spend so much of my PTO visiting his brother."
How are you supposed to handle your sister's third wedding?! Jessica is being asked to treat her sister's third wedding like it's her first! Fair?
Everybody's favorite Debbie Downer Cristal makes an unexpected visit. Plus, we talk about the latest & greatest tastiest treats hitting shelves near you and get a funny wedding story.
What do you do when your mother-in-law can't keep a steady job? She's broke and about to lose her apartment! Tucker's wife has the perfect solution but it comes at a very high cost!
What was the scariest moment of your life?? "I used to work as a zookeeper and once when we were doing a veterinary exam on a tiger, she woke up from her sedation and started walking around! Terrifying!" "Scariest moment of my life was when I walked in on my wife having unicorn with her boss! I work over nights and came home on my lunch at 11:30pm and all my kids were up and she was in the room locked. I didn't want to do anything in front of my kids so he left and a few days later I left her." "I was robbed on the train in Mexico City... the weapon of choice... a tiny white mouse. They guy was screaming at me in Spanish and threw this mouse or rat at me."
Crisco got a Blackstone, but does he have the backbone to keep it? His financial advisor is very upset with him. Plus, more wild stories about the wild animals surrounding Dez and Dev is just weird.
When where you tempted by your moral compass?? "Made a fake Instagram account as an aspiring nature photographer to spy on my ex-boyfriend. I now have over 5,000 followers, but never requested to follow him." "I ignored my compass when I stopped taking my birth control without telling my partner. I figured nothing has happened before so maybe I'm infertile? We have a beautiful two year old now, still together, but I still have still never told him the truth." "Almost ignored my moral compass as a married man, had a guy that I for some reason had a severe man crush on & hinted at wanting to experiment. Decided not to of course, but made me think I may be bisexual."
What's that thing that gets under your skin very easily and drives you crazy?! "Bad drivers!" "My coworker flossing her teeth at her desk!" "My friend's husband! He never helps around the house, acts all kind and loving to the wife, but just terrible to the kids and anyone else. He just gets under my skin so much."
We discuss close co-workers cuddling up together. Plus, what jobs make you look hot and what would people pay Dez for?! Just a heads up, she also might be cursed...
Susan's son is about to get a HUGE graduation gift from his grandparents! But she'd rather they give that gift to HER!
Crisco shares what he thinks are awful smells coming from a Funeral Home and Ryan lived through some awful mosquito attacks.
Renee called in to be our One Call today. She was number #401 and she did not disappoint!!
What did you find out after someone passed away?? "Several years after my husband's grandma died, he found out his grandmother's father had left the state and had a child with another woman" "That my "aunt" was really my half sister...we only found out after my mom passed away." "My grandpa had stocks in Google from the beginning and we found them after he passed away, he had forgotten all about them!"
Alexis has a friend that copies EVERY. THING. SHE. DOES! But can Alexis pretend to be into something horrible just to sabotage her?
What gives you the goosebumps? "Breathing or kissing my neck gives me goosebumps all over!" "My son was born two and a half weeks early and my mom passed on his due date. She got to meet her only grandson if only for two weeks." "Goosebumps when I witnessed a dead body hanging out the back window of a van."
JoAnne's son has big plans at their family cabin for the end of the school year! Does she let them do what they are planning or call it off completely?!
What is it that you always so you'll do but you know you never will?? "I said I'd be fine living with my fiancé and her mom in the home they just built. But honestly I can't see us raising our future kids in it. The drama and their family is too much!" "Sleep with anyone I work with. Yup... that went out the window with two different people." "Divorce my husband."
Does Crisco have an ulterior motive for dating Caliente Courtney?! Plus, we're joined by surprise guest Crystal for the entire podcast. What a treat!
John is flat out using his girlfriend to get what he wants! And she's doing the same thing to him! Is this the essence of relationships at their core?
What is it that you just can't resist? "I can't resist taking what I just read in my books and exploring the same with my husband. Our collection of toys and possibilities are endless." "I can't resist, looking at a man on the beach!" "I can't resist sleeping with my brother-in-law, he just came out."
We talk about all the majestic beauty mother nature has to offer. Plus, we go over some Secrets from this morning that could only be discussed on the podcast and hear how all of Crisco's vacations he had planned for the next five years all got cancelled with one text.
John is flat out using his girlfriend to get what he wants! And she's doing the same thing to him! Is this the essence of relationships at their core?
Theresa's ex-husband is slowly turning their son into a mini version of him! And that includes some of the strangest things for a 16 year old!
What do you use as your short escape from life?? "Laying in the grass on a nice day and staring at the clouds ??!! It feels soooo great!" "My escape is Fetlife.com. Gotta let my wild side out!" "Partaking in my poly lifestyle. Releases stress very well!"
Crisco and Devin both have vacations coming up! What fun and exciting things do they have planned for their time off?! Plus, Dez and Crisco compare their tater tots and Dez talks swimming and boating with Shannon from the YMCA.
What's the most desperate thing you've ever done?? "I got so desperate to feed and clothed my baby I had to resort to selling drugs to get by. I did the wrong thing for the right reasons. My baby is now 14 now and as a mom I regret nothing." "I was desperate to move out of my parents house. I moved in with a guy I knew for two weeks, was pregnant within two months. The whole relationship was a total of four months long." "I was so desperate to have time away from my wife I volunteered for an army deployment!"
What are you only doing in the privacy of your car? "I ate secret Taco Bell in my car yesterday!" "Car only... singing at the top of my lungs, especially to songs my wife hates because I can't even listen to them if she's with me." "I love to toot and marinate in it in my car..."
If given the choice would you marry someone you love if they were poor or try for a rich dude and learn to love him?! Brooke is conflicted.
Dez fills us in on the latest summertime fashion trends, Devin shares how he would like us to honor his legacy once he passes through those pearly gates, and what the hell is going on with fast food??
Shawna just learned the correct answer to her fiancé's security questions to gain access to his e-mail! And now this changes everything!
The other day we were sitting in the studio after the show just having a casual conversation. Ryan ended up telling us he finally got the secret ingredient to getting spotless, streak-free windows, mirrors and more. He was so thrilled he finally got the industry secret from a professional window cleaner. This got us talking and we started to wonder if any listeners have secret ingredients? As always, boy did you guys come through! Listeners along with Dez and Ryan shared their secret ingredients and they're amazing!
What gives you the creeps? "Mustaches" "Wet money. That's what gives me the creeps. Pull that gross, boob soup money right straight from the boob crack, in the middle of a hot, humid day and hands it to me.. Cashier here" "When older men call women's underwear 'panties!"
The Cancel Culture has their eyes set on the big guy. There's a movement to cancel Crisco and you won't believe who's leading the pack! Plus, the company softball team has plenty of troubles on the field, now they're battling off the field as well.
What's your worst habit?? "I smoke and judge worse habits, like lying, cheating, and stealing." "Buying Lipsticks and nail polishes. I have more of them than any woman should." "My worst habits, I love sleeping with all the single men who I work with even with the president of the company."
Marissa and her husband made plans early on in their relationship to ensure they could have kids in the future if they wanted. Unfortunately Marissa lost her husband in a car crash. Now Marissa's in-laws are asking for a huge favor!
Becca got a job interview for her dream job, but she couldn't stop thinking about why the hiring manager was acting strange around her!
We dive into the stinky parts of Crisco's and Devin's relationships and hear from an intimacy expert.
What's the most embarrassing thing you've been caught doing? "A group of girls and I were shopping in In a boutique store. I went off to a room alone to totally rip a** long and loud! Then I heard a man cough and he was in the same room..." "Most embarrassing thing I've been caught doing was fixing my wedgie at work!" "As a kid, I was talking with my butt in a mirror like Ace Ventura and got caught."
What's the most superficial reason a relationship ended in your life?? "I met a person that was so nice, we started becoming friends but I ended up ghosting them because she had Fran Dresher voice. I still feel bad lol." "I got unfriended and blocked by a friend I've known for 16 years because I upgraded to first class on Spirit Airlines." "I dumped a guy because he had stubby appendages - real hobbit vibes!"
What's that super dumb fight that you always get into with your family members? "Stupid fight.... hubby never closes kitchen drawers and cupboards." "Stupid fight: How to pronounce "milk". SOME PEOPLE in the house say "melk " and that is WRONG." "My son is willing to disown the rest of us over his ketchup preference. Only Heinz will do!" "My family argues over whatever stupid, petty tantrum my dad wants to throw. He once threatened to ground me because I wouldn't pass him a bowl of bread rolls that was well within his reach but I had to get up to hand them to him. Wondering if my dad and Twyla are related..."
Can polite guys be sexy?! Andrea's boyfriend is going so far out of his way to be considerate that it's almost a turnoff!
Devin continues to do things only a Pidge would do, Crisco gets vague booked and Dez tells us about her guardian angel.
Lisa is not your typical mom. Is it so wrong to want your kids to grow up, be successful and move away for good? Her son has a big idea that makes her feel like the worst parent ever!
What in life is just driving you nuts right now?? "Most annoying right now....my ex is still breathing and ruining our kids lives." "EVERYTHING my husband does!" "The amount of times my roommate clogs my toilet and the face he makes when drinking, is annoying me the most!!"
This morning listeners texted in some of the grossest things they've seen kids put in their mouth, we go over the ones that could only be read on the podcast. Plus, we play another round of "You Laugh, You Lose" and hear how Dez pays tribute to our brave men and women in the military.
Crisco's feeling himself lately and apparently he's making everyone else feel him too. Plus, we find out why Disney World isn't always so magical and why Roseville in a natural phenomenon!
What's the one crime that you wish you could legalize?! "Not sure if it's a "crime" but I'd love drinking in public legalized. It'd be nice to walk around target with a white claw to drown out the sound of whining kids." "Punching stupid people so I could knock some sense into them!" "Legalize murder. My brother in law is a nightmare."
Is it possible that you can be too close to your parents? Dan's girlfriend shares everything with her mom... like, everything!
Helping a friend in need has backfired on Jonah. It's been one thing after another! Does he give him an ultimatum or go behind his back to fix it?
Ryan's back from his vacation and he is thrilled to be home! He tells us all about the madness and mayhem he encountered in Mexico. Plus, apparently Crisco's home is a natural phenomenon?
What would you rather die than have to do?! "I would rather die than be on television in a bikini." "I'd rather die than be drafted to fight for a war lol." "I'd rather die than deal with my ex sister-in-law ever again!"
It's Mother's Day this Sunday, why is your mom awesome?! "My mom made it clear to us daily how much we were loved. She passed away in 2019 and her last words were I love you." "Three years ago my mom fell. 10 days after she fell, they found out that they had missed in the x-ray that she had broken her neck. Today she is doing wonderfully. She kicks my dad's ass every day. She is my hero." "My mom supported me without hesitation when I told her I was pregnant at 17, and she helped watch my son so I could still get my RN. Every day I see patients I honor her memory."
Ronda's husband wants to pick up and leave Minnesota... And she just figured out who's to blame! She is so upset and I think you'll understand why.
What do you know your mom is hiding? "My mom is "hiding" that my sister is the favorite child." "Mom still smokes, even though she "gave it up" years ago. No judgment, but silly." "I unfortunately found my mom's unicorn toys that she hides."
Erin's friend owes her a ton of money, but Erin's friend has a very good reason not to pay her back. Oh the tangled webs we can weave!
Why is Devin getting hot in the pants? Plus, Crisco shares a story he's never told anyone before and we hear how the company's 2022 softball debut went last night.
How did your mom embarrass you?? "My 73 year old mom talks about sex and makes orgasm noises when eating good food while we are at restaurants and in front of my teenaged children." "When I was trying on prom dresses, my mom yelled from across the store "OH MY GOD ONE OF YOUR BOOBS IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!" Thanks mom." "My mom farted so loud during the quiet part of church. I was mortified!"
What's something your family still doesn't know about you?? "I used to be a high paid escort in Las Vegas for over 10 years." "I got married in 2016 and my parents still don't know." "My mom slept with a younger man, my sister ended up losing her V card to him! Neither one of them know till this day and they are extremely close. I about died when I found out!"
Courtney's friend has been through a lot, but now she's taking advantage of her and she's had enough! How far is too far to go to make it stop?
The creepy clowns are back out! We also hear about a lovely guy going way out of his way to surprise his girlfriend, but his girlfriend gave him quite the counter surprise. Plus, what is Dez so devastated about??
What's the biggest purchase you've ever made without your partner knowing?? "Our cabin! We'd been looking, but he wasn't with me when I found one and put down the deposit." "I bought 40 acres of land up north, Didn't say anything for almost a year and a 1/2..." "My husband bought a boat and wonders why I have a love-hate relationship with it!"
Devin does the Sprite challenge and boy was it a thriller! We also take a deep dive into the complicated financial aspect of relationships and go on down the fast lane...?
Nicole has made a huge life decision and she wants to go against her mom's wishes. You won't believe what she wants to ask her friends and family to do for her!
Why are you a little heavier than you'd like?! "I'm fat because I love Casey's sausage, egg and cheese croissants and maple long johns." "I put mayonnaise on everything. Peanut butter on cake donuts from Casey's daily. Only drink pop, not diet." "I would pour shredded cheese into a bowl and microwave it and eat it all melted while continuing to stir the separated oil back into the cheese... This is why I'm fat!"
We revisit some Secrets (#ThisIsWhyImFat") from this morning, hear why Pidge is in a pinch, and Crisco continues to apologize to his mother and beg for her forgiveness.
Roger is thinking about violating his father's wishes in his will to avoid hurting his sister! Would you give her half of what she didn't inherit?
Michelle is having a hard time accepting her new nephew into the family and for good reason! Is this something you could never overlook?
Crisco shares his very awkward moment at the wedding he attended this past weekend and we share some #SexyFails from this morning that can only be discussed on the podcast.
What's your most recent sexy fail?? "I was trying to be all seductive and do a sexy little dance... mid dance, a dust bunny caught my nose. I sneezed and peed a little. Sexy time not so sexy anymore!" "I was on a date and bent over to put on my tennis shoes I farted." "I pooped, he was into it. Broke up with him right after."
One of the most random podcasts ever! We revisit a secret a listener shared with us today that could only be discussed on the podcast. We also hear how far delivery drivers will go to insure you get your order fresh and in a timely manner, Disney's new dessert, and Crisco shares more about his love life.
What's that one big decision you secretly regret?? "Taking the severance package instead of suing for wrongful termination like I should have." "I regret not staying with my collage "one night stand" who was very into me but I wasn't into him at the time. I would be a stay at home mom with money as not an issue, living in a big house in the cities. Now I'm working full time, no kids, and trying to start a hobby farm. Complete opposite!" "I kissed my sister… And really liked it." "I kissed a girl in college got strep throat, lost my kidneys and had a transplant."
Will is at war with his neighbor and now he's being blackmailed! How would you handle the neighbor from hell?
Where did you sneak into and get away with it?? "Once I snuck through a door at the Metrodome which led to the tunnel to the field just as the Vikings were returning to the locker room." "In high school one of my friend's parents owned a Baskin Robbins and she had keys to the store. We used to sneak over there at night and get free ice cream." "Snuck into the basement of a state mental hospital to look for the morgue."
If the one that got away suddenly became available, would you go for it? Even if you're married? With kids? There's one thing getting in the way of Betty's one true love and it's not what you think!
Crisco's back from his big weekend get away. He went to a wedding with Caliente Courtney, an overnight wedding, and he tell us how everything went. Devin also shares his love of crying.
What will you never ever do under any circumstances?! "Cheat on my wife. Not for anything or anyone ever." "I will never ever do my ex ever again! Once was enough!" "Poop on someone."
What's the weirdest thing someone has done at your house?? "Got drunk & pee'd in my laundry basket." "I caught my brother -in-law in our bedroom going through our closet. Said he was looking for a blanket. It was 80 outside. He's a creeper!!" "A friend stopped over, stripped and started playing with himself."
Kyle's dad just asked him to do a favor for him if he were to die suddenly! Is this the kind of thing a dad should ask his son?
Well, you guys never let us down when we ask for your brutal honesty. For some reason we asked for it again & we go over some of the many comments we received.
Crisco officially asked Courtney to be his girlfriend today! Plus, we talk about possibly probing Uranus. It may take some time, but eventually we will get to Uranus.
Rich has been secretly throwing his wife's stuff away and she hasn't noticed until now! How do you fix this mess?!
In what way are you a total cheapskate?! "I don't buy batteries. I just steal them from work." "I refuse to buy veggie trays. I'll cut them up myself thank you!" "I tear my napkins in half and save the other half for later."
Whose downfall are you waiting for the most?! "My former boss KAREN! She is toxic and abusive and I will giggle like a school girl when her incompetence is finally realized!" "My narcissistic, abusive ex-husband's downfall would be soo sweet. #secrets" "My step sister. She slept with my boyfriend six months ago and they're getting married in May. I CAN'T WAIT for their divorce. They’re completely incompatible."
We tackle all sorts of topics in this episode! From potty training to dental insurance. We even tackle the hard hitting question "How do American men compare to all other men around the world?" in a very private issue!
When Casey and her husband made the big move to Minnesota they did a lot of things they thought they were supposed to do. But can you undo the one big thing they did here?
What is something small and kind of petty, but still upsets you?? "When I was 16 a guy told me my butt was shaped like a pear. I’m now 73 and it still bothers me to this day. I still remember his name." "My mom told me I would never find a husband unless I started wearing makeup. Well, I proved her wrong!!" "My mother-in-law wore white to our wedding, even after my hubby & I told her only the bride wears white. She was like, that's not a thing anymore (27 years ago now)."
Crisco recaps his hot and exciting weekend which included him throwing out the first pitch at the Saints game. Plus, what age do you want to live till?
Michael's girlfriend gave him an ultimatum before he's allowed to move in with her! Is this a sign that he should dump her immediately?!
What is it that is so dumb but SOO satisfying?! "I love kicking off the packed snow from my (and anyone else's) wheel wells. The only good part of winter." "Watching babies try different food on tik-tok. Oh so dumb but I will just keep on swiping and just keep on watching !oh so damn cute!!!!" "Watching someone fly by you in snow storm and then seeing them in the ditch!" "My husband. Dumb as a rock, but I love him."
Devin has turned into a diva, pizza problems have Crisco & caliente Courtney on a rocky road, and Dez will now name your baby for only $10,000.
What is it that you're sick of explaining to people?? "Tired of explaining that having a bday on Feb. 29th doesn't mean I'm only 10 years old. I've been alive 42 years, people." "I'm sick of explaining my tattoos! "What do they mean?" It means I wanted them." "I'm a PA. I'm always asked if I'm going back to med school.... No, I'm quite happy being a PA"
Ben has just unearthed a massive secret about his family that nobody knows... not even his parents! Should he say anything or destroy the evidence?
Why do people think you're crazy?? "People think I'm crazy because I dip my popcorn in ketchup." "I cannot get rid of my kids belly buttons that fell out when they were babies." "Mayo dripping off a weiner....bad mental image!"
How would you feel if your rich sibling paid for and treated your kids to all the things you can't afford?! Connie's sister is doing this and now the kids are picking sides!
Bob called in this morning for our One Call "We need one call from someone who dated someone they never met in person." Bob's story was very interesting and unique to say the least and we knew he had plenty more of fascinating stories to tell us. We quickly got his information and asked him if he'd join us on the podcast. He agreed. Ladies and gentlemen, The Bobcast Podcast!
What did you find and keep? "I found a Mountain Goat skull with horns on a mountain in Hawaii took it home in my checked luggage" Huh...? "Found a large amount of devil lettuces." "A kitten 16 years ago. She is still my little baby."
Dan is wondering how far you can push the "friend with benefits" relationship. Because his pandemic pal is starting to ask A LOT!
What's that one thing that you're too embarrassed to say? "My boobs look like cow utters when I don't have a bra on." "I lost the keys to a crypto wallet worth about $40,000." "I talk to myself out loud way too much... And yes, I answer myself."
Do friendships have an expiration date? Jessica thinks it might be time to break-up with her best friend!
Somehow Crisco always manages to buck up everything. Dez has had a case of the Sunday scaries lately and Amazon is now lighting products on fire.
What's your #StrangeObsession?? "I'm obsessed with Amish people. Always have been, always will be." "I'm 42 and I'm obsessed with Harry Styles!" "I'm obsessed with vacuuming. I get a sick satisfaction watching things get sucked up..."
It seems like I'm the only one who loves... What? "Black licorice!" "I drink plain pickle juice right out of the jar on a regular basis, so good! No shame #dirtylittlesecret" "It seems like I'm the only person that likes a good glass of mustard mixed with water." Ugh!! What?!
Dez is getting a whole new wardrobe! There's a "hole" story behind it but the point is, it's out with the old, in with the new! Plus, a round of "Am I the A-Hole?" and a man has decided to go on a very original diet for Lent.
What would you do if your mother-in-law went behind your back and changed your babies name at the hospital?! Amanda is going through this now!
What's the #1 thing your spouse will never know about you??
"That our second child may not be his."
"I will never tell my spouse I worked in the sex industry."
"I slept with our neighbor...."
Ryan had quite the "experience" at the coffee shop and now he thinks it could be turned into a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode. Larry David we'll be in touch.
We discuss what exciting shows to keep an eye out for and Ryan recaps his "coffee hole" story.
Theresa played a round of “tell me something I don’t know about you” with her husband and he dropped a HUGE bomb on her!
Dez divulges her diet & Devin got duped. Plus, it's truly amazing how far science has come! People are now cloning their pets, uploading their brain to the internet and more. What?!
What is it that gets you through your day? "Flirting with people on Snapchat." "You guys get me through my day. I laugh out loud every single day." "The devil's lettuce." Lots of people agreed with this one!
What's something you've never told anyone? "My daughter's father is my husband's father..." "I never told anyone that I were denture, even with my husband." "Nobody knows that I really like boy on boy romance Manga. Like stay up all night, getting hot and bothered!" Many, MANY more interesting confessions!
Steve had to fire the babysitter and it’s not because he did anything wrong but he can never tell his wife the real reason why, or should he?
Bryce joined us last week and it turned out to be one of the craziest Love 'Em or List 'Em's we've had in a long, long time. She was supposed to get married Saturday and had a jaw dropping plan! She found out her fiancé cheated on her and was planning on confronting him on the alter in front of everyone. Everyone said she had to return next week and tell us what happened. We'll, she agreed and here's what she said. You have to listen till the end!!
A lot to cover and a lot of energy in this podcast. We hear about the "unique" soup Dez had this weekend, Devin's close to buying multiple ferrets and guinea pigs, and lion, tiger, giraffe and more hitting the market.
What do you over think?? "Well thanks to your question, I'm now overthinking overthinking. How much thinking is too much thinking?" "Over cooking chicken. I have major under cooking chicken anxiety..." "I'm overthinking sleeping with the CEO of our company. I will never get fired!"
Bryce's bridesmaids shared some information with her that is forcing her to call off the wedding! Should she do it now or wait until every one is there?
What's your secret to making your relationship work? "Being in an open relationship. That's what makes a relationship work." "Low expectations." "My secret to my making my relationship work was divorcing him. Everything's great now!"
We continue to break new grounds and go where no one else dares on this podcast. We also share some leftover Secrets that can only be said on the internet and Crisco continues to try to apologize to his mother and Zerorez for his blasphemes blunder on air yesterday.
What makes you super uncomfortable? "Men who kiss the back of your hand. What are you doing?" "When people argue in front of me!" "My mother-in-law likes to put her bare feet on people... So uncomfortable." There are many more very uncomfortable responses!
What are you supposed to do when someone horrible wants you to give them a reference for a job?! And what if you owe that person?
Pige is back, we talk about Crisco's "unique" laugh and Dez shares her "tick tock" encounter.
What can't you fall asleep without?? "10mg of melatonin. Need it every night!" "I can't sleep without putting on hand lotion and Chapstick." "Some unicorn. At least three times a night." What?!
We discuss Dez's love of making out and Crisco's new romance may be joining us at Keg & Case for Half Hour Happy Hour.
If a relative wanted to pay for your child's college education, would you let them? Grace has one big reason to say, no thanks!
Megan's co-worker forgot to sign out of her e-mail and now everyone at work saw stuff they should never have seen!
You swore you'd never turn into that person! "My mom was a yeller and I swore I'd never be a yeller, but they cycle continues!" "I turned into the lazy mom that serves UnCrustables' for lunch and have tablet time so I can get my stuff done." "Being a Minnesotan that's obsessed with weather talk. Never thought I'd be that person!"
What do you always lie about?? "My gender. It's just easier to say I'm a male." "Being swingers!" "I always lie about the number of partners I've had. I am a woman, I have a lot of experience and I'm well into the hundreds."
Luke tried to spice things up when he was sexting with his wife when things went horribly wrong! Is there any way to come back from this?!
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?? "I accidentally changed clothes in the men's bathroom at the gym and totally got busted." "One night I was intoxicated and I emailed my therapist and told her how madly I'm in love with her. Didn't end well..." "My mom caught me making out with my pillow when I was a teenager. I told her my lips hurt." "My mom walked in on me waxing my va-jay-jay!"
It's our loveable big guy, the one and only, Crisco's birthday today and he has a special request for Dez moving forward.
What do you find oddly satisfying? "Peeling sun burnt skin." "When you're filling your gas tank and you get a whiff of the gasoline!" "Pulling out a huge piece of meat from a crab leg and it's fully intact!" "Lines in the carpet after vacuuming."
Jessica is afraid she's about to be her guys 'first' for everything! Can she dump him for his lack of experience?!
Jason's ex-girlfriend is spreading lies about why they broke up! If you have the opportunity to get revenge, would you do it?
Crisco brings us into a personal part of his life & paints an image you may or may not want to see, and some people's dedication to their craft is just so inspirational.
What do you pretend to be into?? "Plain boring unicorn." "I pretend to like all the Marvel movies. My husband never sits down and if it'll get him to sit down for a while it's worth it." "Sushi!" "I pretend I drink on the weekends like the rest of my guy friends."
Dez just returned from her trip to Mexico. We hear about her adventurous vacation and learn some "private" information about her husband Taylor. Plus, what do you do if someone dies on your plane flight?
Zoe is dating a doormat that will do ANYTHING for her! Including the one thing most men would never do!
What did you buy while drunk shopping?? "I have no reason why I bought this, but while I was drinking heavily I bought my friend a stuffed pee-pee." "I may have bought an adult toy. Totally worth it!" "I know a guy that bought a brand new car when he was drunk." "A hot tub at the state fair."
What was that wedding moment that made you think, there's no way they're going to last! "I noticed he wouldn't smile in any of their pictures." "While dancing the groom said to me "what am I doing?" "Presented me a prenup the day of the rehearsal dinner." There are some much more, let's just say "complicated" secrets!
Ryan shares a love story, we hear from a comedian who had the ultimate meltdown on stage, and discuss the world of OnlyFans.
Jennifer's mother-in-law is just not a fan of her! But it's what she called her in front of everybody that has her really mad! Should her guy scold his own mother for calling her this?
It's gross but you love it! "I smell my armpits..." "Peanut butter and pickle sandwich. The crispier the better." "The smell of my own brand!"
TJ has a growing appreciation for the life of someone working in morning drive-time radio and Devin has to go to a formal with his girlfriend.
Brent is in the middle of a fight between his siblings for what he did for his sister but not his stepsister! Should he be able to play sides?
What's something you swore you'd never do again but you did?! "Continue sleeping with married men." "I swore I'd never fall in love again." "Use my Nordstrom credit card." "Eat fast food daily. I swore I never would again, but here I am."
Nicole's Fiancé forgot one thing and now she's calling off their engagement! Is she over reacting or is this to avoid a lifetime of heartache?!
What is something you wish you did more of? "Made time to workout more." "Definitely more crazy and wild unicorn!" "I wish I talked to more girls."
What's the weirdest thing you've ever had or owned?! "A camel saddle." "I have all my baby teeth." "My daughter gave me the stick from her home pregnancy test... I'm keeping the stick. Is that weird?" "The weirdest thing I have is my great grandpa's wooden leg."
TJ's in this week for Dez and she opens up about her food addiction. Plus, Crisco is trying to steal Devin's girlfriend.
John's best friend of 20 years just confessed something that changes their friendship forever! Should he act on it or not?!
What a day. What a journey. Crisco started his weight loss journey back in November and today we celebrate him for hitting a huge milestone. 100 pounds lost and he's still not done!! We all love you big guy.
What did you do that you were way too young for?? "In 7th grade I flashed Blink 182 at their concert." "I signed up for the military when I was 17. I needed a parent permission slip." "Had a ride on the unicorn at the ripe old age of 13. Got a tattoo at 17. Had my first child at 19, and that's just the beginning."
Angela wants to know what's the tell tale sign that you're dating a stalker?! She's fairly confident he's a stalker boyfriend!!
Tomorrow we will be celebrating a HUGE milestone Crisco's hitting on his weight loss journey, 100 pounds!! Plus, listeners share some of the most outrageous things anybody has asked them to do. Lets just say they're pretty... unique?
What's the most outrageous thing anybody has ever asked you to do? "My old coworker used to ask me for my urine." "I'm a doctor and I once had a patient ask me to purposely blind him for work and insurance reasons." "A guy asked me to sleep with him because he's never ben with someone." "I was asked to falsify documents so someone could travel during COVID."
After being unable to podcast for a few days due to technical issues we're finally back. Crisco has a big reunion coming up and he's having a really hard time committing to it. He doesn't want to go, but we're trying our hardest to convince him it's in his best interest to go.
Erica likes to swipe on her friends dating apps, until she found a guy online that probably shouldn't be on Tinder!
If you could erase one memory from your mind it would be?? "The memory of my mom and stepdad doing the unicorn from behind." "Watching my wife give birth... Gross." "My mom's personal collection of fun!" "Walking in on my divorced parents Christmas morning mid act."
What just isn't cute no matter how hard you try?! "Little boys with super long hair because their mom refuses to cut it." Dez... "People who baby talk to their pets." "Kids on leashes and pets in strollers."
Jessica's boyfriend is hiding her from his friends and family! Why would he want to keep their relationship a secret?!
How Did You Secretly Screw Someone Over?
"I slept with my former best friends husband. It broke up their family"
"I screwed over my job. Left high and dry without a notice"
"I screwed myself over by working 80 hours a week and ultimately got laid off" Recorded live on 3.7.22.
IT doesn't get much more awkward than this. Seth might've ruined his relationship with his daughter. She walked on him doing 'the business'. After losing his wife, he went all in after 2 years without having a physical partner.
Recorded live on 3.7.22.
You Follow Laws With This Exception...
"I work for Amazon and it's SO much faster not buckling up between stops"
"I see speed limits as more of a guideline"
"My college roommate and I use to steal traffic cones on the way home from the bar"
Recorded live on 3.3.22.
What is That Recurring Fight in Your Relationship?
"The thermostat in the house" "My husband not being able to hear!" "How we discipline our kids"
Recorded live on 3.2.22
What's Your Favorite Way To Waste Money?
"Concert tickets - I MISS THEM!"
"Pull tabs. I can't stop."
"Pokemon cards"
Cathy is in a new relationship with a divorced man, but his ex-wife has been sending her messages! Should she tell him what the ex is saying?
What's the creepiest thing you own?? "I have creepy porcelain dolls that my great grandma collected. They're creepy and they stare right into your soul." "I have dolls who's head's spin as music plays." "A human skull"
What's your biggest vice?? "Cake. Mhmm!" "My biggest vice is McDonald's chicken nuggets and fries." "Touch tunes. I love playing the electronic juke box, especially songs that may have a gay undertone."
We get a look inside the struggles of a clown's life and Crisco's quickly becoming a hot commodity!
Stephanie's daughter has been approached for a HUGE money making venture! Would you let your 17 year old make money like this?!
What gives you the creeps?? "When people keep hospital socks." "A child born with a full set of teeth is creepy!" "A guy that cuts his fingernails at work... Creepy." "Old guys sucking on toothpicks."
Jamie's kid had a big responsibility and he screwed it up! Time to own up or cover up?! What would you do?
I would do anything for money, but I won't do THAT! "I won't be a janitor. People are just too disgusting!" "I would not kill my mother, but my husband... That's a different story." "I will not cheer for the Packers!"
Someone on the show looks like an under-developed Tom Holland. Plus, a pretty genius tip for parents out there trying to keep their kids off social media.
Tara has one request of her boyfriend if he decides to propose. This takes the sleep divorce to the next level though!!
What's the dumbest thing you did on a dare? "I ate a partially cooked carp and won a McDonalds meal." "Ate a ghost pepper whole with no milk or water." "Went streaking in my neighborhood, everybody saw everything!"
Listeners continue to report on last week when Ryan was on Vacation and Ding & Dong hosted the show. Plus, we review some of today's mean tweets and share our lottery dreams.
What's one thing nobody would believe about you? "I can cross my pinky toes without using my hands." "I can turn my belly button inside out." "We have a peacock that we raised from a peachick." Aww, that's adorable!
Ryan's back from his vacation that he spent planning more vacations. Plus, have you ever accidentally gotten high?
Nick's wife just told him her dying wish and he is in shock and has no idea what to do!
I just need to get this off my chest! "My family, the expect me to pay for everything because I make more money." "OMG! My boss my boss my boss!!" "My brother is a leach!" "Raising a teenage girl is so freaking hard! I just need to get that off my chest."
What gives you the "Ick's?! We go through some of ours and go through some sent in to us. Plus, Devin prepares to roast Crisco and Crisco really ticked off his mom this time!
Kristen may be forced to sell her house so that she can get the money to fulfill a promise.
What's something weird you think about way too often?! "I honestly think about all of my ex's way more than I need to!" When I meet people that have children I think about the fact that they... did it. "I'd like to be a fly on the wall when my boss gets fired. It's talked about a lot in the office and I can't wait!"
Another round of can we make Dez gag. Plus, a roast is born and Dez teaches all of us how to make fun of Crisco.
Rosie just discovered that her husband has been cheating, but that's not the most upsetting part! Is it ok to look the other way?
What addiction are you okay with having?! "I'm addicted to a little brown sugar." "I'm addicted to Chapstick. "I'm addicted to unicorn and one night stands, but now there are lots of men who are addicted to me sooo!"
We play a round of Snotty or Sophisticated, just another day in the life of Pieg, and can Dez get through this story without throwing up.
What's the first thing you do when you get the house to yourself?? "I yell or talk really loudly about my roommates and I say the stuff I won't say to their face." "I like to lay in bed and read naked." "I go to my bedroom, open that drawer, and have the ol' big O!"
Would you kick your kid out of the house when you know he's not ready to be on his own? Even if he's twenty three! Michael's wife has a sort-of solution.
What did you have to lie about?! "I lied about being partially deaf just so I could ignore my co-workers." "I lied about my age when meeting my future husband." " I've been lying to my spouse about my new job."
We recap the mean tweets from listeners we read on-air today, Crisco explains why he has to go to urgent care after the show, and who will adopt Devin?
Olivia is tempted to make a deal with her ex-husband that would devastate their son if he ever found out she paid his dad to do this.
What odd experience did you have that most people will never do? "I have moved 70 times in the last 17 years." "I saved a man's life in Hawaii who was drowning in the water." "I flashed Jane Lynch over a zoom call." "I had unicorn with Eddie Van Halen."
I can't die before I get to... "I have children." "I have to see Northern Lights!" "I need to go to Octoberfest!"
Donna's friends just asked the biggest favor you could ever ask of someone! Only problem is she was just about to ditch them.
We discuss Machine Gun Kelly's "unique" take on dating younger women. Plus, Dez has to start paying closer attention to the words coming out of her kids mouth.
Crisco, Dez & Ryan debated the top 3 chips today. We dip into the chip debate and discuss if Crisco is a saint or scum.
Can you ever tell someone that their kids are not nearly as gifted as they think they are?! Tammy needs to have a courageous conversation.
What's the most embarrassing thing your kid did in public? "My son pretended to choke at a restaurant to scare the waiter." "Christmas Eve midnight mass, my youngest son, still in diapers let one rip... At the quietest moment. It was mortifying!" "Sunday in the bakery department... My mom has big things and used to feed me with them!"
Brooke needs you to settle a neighborhood dispute! Who should have to pay the medical bills for the kid that got hit?!
I know I shouldn't care but I just can't stand... "Rich people problems. " Gum... It's so gross. You're just chewing on your plaque, ick!" "People throwing their cigarette butts out their window. Do they really think that's ok?" "Grammar police!"
I never thought I'd "unicorn for money." I never thought I'd "breakup and engagement but I did... Bye." I never thought I'd be dating a married man..."
Roxanne's 15-year old son gave her a pretty compelling reason to let him drop out of school! Would she be the worst mom ever if she did?
McDonald's released new menu items and the crew is split. Is it disgusting or delicious? Plus, big news coming from Little Debbie.
What's the cringiest thing your partner does... "My husband loves to play with his junk, it's so cringey!" "He won't wear his dentures." "My husband pees in the garden to keep deer away."
Evan is doing his best to help avoid a major fight between his wife and her brother. But, he needs the help of Craigslist & Etsy to do it.
Kevin has undergone a bit of a transformation that is starting to affect his marriage. Are they no longer right for each other?
Dez is now in her own isolated studio after discovering family members have tested positive for COVID. Dez fills us in.
What are you secretly secret about? "My volume needs to be on an even number level." "I feel like a certain purse or pair of shoes brings me better luck." "I can NOT open an umbrella inside."
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done that nobody knows? "I planned an entire trip to India and didn't realize you need a travel visa to get there." "I cheated on my husband with my ex-husband." "I emptied my bank account to buy a second car when I was 18!"
We discuss everything from Crisco's lovely gift to Ryan that's costing Ryan almost 500 bucks, to humans that identify as cats now using litter boxes at school.
Katie's sick and now she's asking her best friend for the ultimate favor! Could you do this?
What's the best part of your life that nobody would guess? " My boyfriend... Hope my husband doesn't find out!" "I have 10 million dollars saved in the bank." "I'm a chef so I can cook anything, anytime and it's amazing."
Devin shares his Valentine's Day plans and his disastrous life. Plus, did Crisco's family meet the Undertaker?
Please don't tell anybody that I "really don't like people." "I'm still in love with my ex-husband." I Don't tell anybody that I "have a crush on my husband's brother!" "That I'm questioning my sexuality."
Taylor suspects that her sister is lying about her cancer diagnosis. Is she??
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 1.19.22.
What's The Biggest Thing Nobody Prepared You For?
"My body after giving birth!" "You can't ACTUALLY be anything you want to be in life" "House payments, credit scores & all the little bills"
Recorded live on 1.19.22.
What Do You Wish You Discovered Years Ago?
"Adulting sucks" "Minimalism. I would've saved so much money and stress" "The big yellow candy store in Jordan years ago!"
Recorded live on 1.18.22.
Maria had a huge breakthrough with her boyfriend - she spent the night at his house (after 6 months).
It seemed like he had a few reasons not to have her over...talk about quirks!
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 1.18.22.
Sherry's sister planned her wedding for over a year before the pandemic. Well, she had to cancel everything. They ended up having a smaller (and still beautiful!) ceremony. Now that we are deep into the pandemic, her sister wants to re-try EVERYTHING - from the bridal shower, to the ceremony and all the things that go with it.
What do you think? Love 'Em or List 'Em? Recorded live on 1.13.22.
What Are You Looking Forward Too In 2022?
"Having this baby!" "My best friend of 20 years getting engaged" "3 of my 5 bills paid off!"
Recorded live on 1.13.22.
It's really happening! Crisco and Hutch willing be living together this weekend. We get a preview of that and hear a very strange story from Crisco's childhood.
What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Doing?
"My husband taking a drunk leak in the closet!" "My boss sent me a text that was DEFINITELY meant for his wife" "A guy came out of the gas station and open my drivers side door! His car was parked next to us"
Recorded live on 1.12.22.
Liam's wife works hard as a mom, with her career and everything else life comes with. She's asked Liam if she can have a 'Year of Me'.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 1.12.22.
Is this really going to happen?! Crisco and Hutch are going to live together for a weekend. To start out with. When and where is this going to happen?
Truckers share all the craziest things they've seen while driving. Plus, Pidge problems.
The Minnesota Vikings fired head coach Mike Zimmer and General Manger Rick Spielman yesterday? Who else needs to be fired? Your friend? Your boss? Crisco??
Liz crossed the line with a good friend and she's not sure if you can pretend it never happened? Is the friendship over because of this?
Julianne's boyfriend proposed on NYE and she said yes! After the romanticism and fun of NYE has worn off, she feels it might be to sudden.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 1.10.22.
What Is It That They'll Never Know?
"While in the military, I slept with my married commander" "I read Outlander novels to get in the mood" "How unhappy and depressed I am at this moment"
Recorded live on 1.10.22.
Another argument in the Crisco household over the weekend. Crisco was officially declared the worst family member in the entire family. Plus, will somebody please get Devin some bloody help!
The morning show dares to ask....What Do You Say About Us Behind Our Backs?
"Ryan is to harsh on Crisco for his BIG questions" "Ryan is the most judgemental person I've ever known" "You all feel like family to me"
Recorded live on 1.7.22.
What Do You Do That Makes Other People Uncomfortable?
"I'm direct and to the point!" "I make a pop noise with my shoulders" "When my husband and I talk about sexy time"
Recorded on 1.6.22.
Abigail hosted Christmas this year - we all know how crazy that can be...especially with a crazy family.
Let's just say this. Red wine EVERYWHERE.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 1.6.22.
What Easy Thing Did You Screw Up?
"Went to a job interview a week early" "I was a month early for fighting a speeding ticket" "20% on a $600 bill...they already added gratuity"
Recorded live on 1.5.22.
John was snooping through his girlfriends phone the other day (you'll never find anything good!). What he found may shock you...
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 1.5.22.
Hear about Ryan’s new Irish friend and play a round of, "are you an a-hole if…" Plus, is Dez expecting another child and will Devin ever become an adult?
What Are You Super Judgemental About?
"Jeans with bling" "People who drive giant F-350 trucks" "Big hoop earrings!"
Recorded live on 1.4.22.
Chris loves his wife...but does she love him just as much?! He didn't know what to get her for Christmas - so he asked her! What did she want? A HALL PASS to sleep with her co-worker! Can you believe this??
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 1.4.22
What Do You Pretend To Understand?
"Stocks/IRA's/401k's - Why don't they teach it in school?" "Healthcare - who really understands it?" "Colors. I'm colorblind"
Recorded on 12.17.21.
What's The Weirdest Way You Raised Money?
"I won an eye rolling contest" "I hula-hooped for over an hour in a contest...at 10 years old" "PG rated camgirl model"
Recorded live on 12.16.21.
Oh boy. The love of her life is getting married (to someone else) on NYE. He's willing to STOP the wedding if she expresses her love.
Yes. This is real.
Recorded live on 12.16.21.
Now that Kyle and his girlfriend are official, he's added her face to his iPhone face recognition, but she didn't do the same. Kyle realized that it's because she has old conversations from her ex's saved on her phone.
Kyle is all in on the relationship, but is she?
Recorded live on 12.15.21.
What Would You Do Again if you Could?
"Kiss my husband at the top of the Eiffel tower"
"The first time I saw Alaska"
"Hug my mom who passed away 16 years ago"
Recorded live on 12.1.21.
Tell Us Something That Sounds Like a Lie But is True!
"I've been locked in a house with a 500lb bear" "Bill Murray shined my shoes once" "I had breakfast with Fleetwood Mac!"
Recorded live on 12.14.21.
They had an ugly divorce 10 years ago - he cheated, she was extremely hurt. Now, he's reaching out after all this time...and she's falling for him again?
What do you think?
Recorded live on 12.14.21.
What's The Most Spontaneous Thing You've Ever Done?
"I picked up homeless hitchhikers in South Dakota" "I won tickets on your show and slid into some DMs of a performer" "I'm 16 and got a tattoo without my parents knowing"
Recorded live on 12.13.21.
Her ex-husband is a jerk. He has no money for Christmas presents and wants to present to the kids that Christmas is more about giving than receiving...
What do you think?
Recorded live on 12.13.21.
What Would Only Your Closest Friends Know About You?
"I slept with my little brothers friend"
"I went #2 in the community pool when I was 9"
"I'm getting weight loss surgery done in Mexico"
Recorded live on 12.7.21
When Amber met her boyfriends family over Thanksgiving, everything changed.
The moment she walked in the door, she recognized his dad. Yep....it was like seeing a ghost.
Recorded live on 12.7.21.
Rita's daughter has a boyfriend...who's an issue. Now Rita and her husband are considering giving their daughter an ultimatum after she suggested her boyfriend joined the family business.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 12.6.21.
You Did It When Everyone Told You Not To... "Met my boyfriend while he was incarcerated"
"Married him. Everyone told me no!"
"Was told not to live with my best friends, now we fight over everything!"
Recorded live on 12.6.21.
What Can't You Go a Day Without Doing?
"Coffee in the morning, wine in the evening"
"vacuuming the house...OCD sucks"
"Canadian Whiskey on the rocks"
recorded live on 12.3.21.
Andrea is wondering what's happened to good, old fashioned, helping out your neighbor! Her and her husband were in a huge pinch when their babysitter got sick suddenly. So when they went to his family looking for help, hell broke lose.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 12.2.21
What Are You Hoping Doesn't Come Out During The Holidays?
"That I don't like my family" "I've been diagnosed with a bad heart condition" "No one finds out I'm pregnant!"
Recorded live on 12.2.21
I Never Thought I'd Be The Person That...
"Be the person with multiple Christmas trees"
"Has a garden. Now I do, and I love it!"
"Feeds their dog by hand" Recorded live on 12.1.21
Nicole is feeling optimistic about her new relationship (after being divorced). The only concern is that it started off with Nicole letting a little white lie slip when she first met her new partner.
Now she's in too deep. What do you think? Recorded live on 12.1.21
You Just HAVE To Get It Off Your Chest
"I despise the guy who sits across from me at work"
"I hate it when people stand so close to me!"
"I kind of...cheated on my husband"
Recorded live on 11.30.21.
Ah, the holidays. Kelly was at her in-laws house for Thanksgiving, and her sister-in-law had a bit of a sob story about it being her turn to host Christmas - she wants to split the total amount for all the costs, even though they switch every year. On top of this, she doesn't want to pay a dime of the costs that everyone else would split!
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.30.21.
What's In Your Body That's Not Supposed to be There?
"About 20 extra pounds!" "My dog has a bullet in his side (He's adopted)" "I had a popcorn kernel in my ear"
Recorded live on 11.29.21.
Brooke's boyfriend recently met her family (at Thanksgiving). Right off the bat the family loved him...a lot. He was more charming than Brooke had ever seen him! Her whole family loved him, mom has already bought him a Christmas gift!
The caveat? Brooke is thinking of breaking up with him.
Recorded live on 11.29.21
Steve loves his wife, but he is worried about her health after gaining weight. There's a ton of junk food in the house and Steve wants to promote healthy eating. His wife, doesn't want their young children to be overly concerned about their bodies.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.23.21
What Stupid Thing Makes You Feel Old?
"Meeting new people at work and telling them how long I've been there"
"Talking to Devin about life!" - Ryan
"My daughters homework"
Recorded live on 11.23.21
I Could Really Use a Break From...
"Teenage girl drama" "Adulting & bills" "my roommates dog! She poops more inside than out..."
Recorded live on 11.22.21
Her (male) work friend has got a big head when it comes to his looks. After taking her advice, he started getting dates....but they 'weren't hot enough for him!!'
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.22.21
You Love Them But You Can't Handle Them When They...
"Take home random guys every night" "my sister is sooooo passive aggressive" "Act like an addict even though they say they are sober"
Recorded live on 11.18.21
Apparently, Karen's daughter has found her diary. What's in the diary? Enough juicy details to make anyone absolutely lose it.
what do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.18.21
What are You Too Embarrassed To Share With Your Parents?
"I'm pregnant and only 20 years old"
"I got scammed and had to file for bankruptcy"
"I don't really like them...at all. " Recorded live on 11.17.21
Her moter-in-law moved in 5 years ago, and now she feels like a guest in her own home. Should she have her mother-in-law move out? Family morals say no, but mom's pampered requirements add a wrinkle to the situation.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.17.21
He's in love with her, but she doesn't feel the same way. He's a people pleaser that makes her very comfortable, but comfort is sometimes a prison, no?
Should she stick with him. or go with her gut?
Recorded live on 11.16.21
What Makes You Super Uncomfortable?
"At Thanksgiving, my brother & sister-in-law talk TOO MUCH about their intimacy"
"Any type of social conflict. . .I can't watch reality TV"
"Public restrooms"
Recorded live on 11.16.21
There Was No Second Date After... "He asked me to pretend to be his mom"
"He looked NOTHING like his photos"
"He only looks good with a hat on" Recorded live on 11.15.21
Michael is considering having his kid steal for him, but it's not as awful as you think. His sister-in-law seemingly stole a family heirloom right from his wife's clutches.
So, Michael has a plan.
What do you think?
Recorded live on 11.15.21
What Are You Having Trouble Getting Over?
"The fact my dad took in my cheating husband after I kicked him out!" "The fact that Prince has passed away" "Trying to hold in a surprise trip for my girlfriend in December" Recorded live on 11.12.21
She started out as a total cutie - wearing his clothes and being so sweet. After she convinced him to use iPhone's "Find my friends", it started to get a little creepy. She's even sending friend requests to everyone in his family!
To top it off, she got him a birthday present that is very personable to him...and she couldn't have known he would've liked it.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.11.21
His girlfriend has a number of red flags, including honesty about her career, her education AND the death of her parents!!
To many red flags? What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.10.21
What's That Guilty Pleasure You Rarely Admit?
"Edibles. Morning, noon & night"
"Black jelly beans, I could eat the whole bag"
"My friends with benefits"
Recorded live on 11.10.21
I STILL Can't Believe That I Ever.....
"Unicorned with a stranger in Vegas in an elevator" "I dated then married my ex. Red flags galore." "I slept with my wife's best friend, divorced my wife and married the friend"
Recorded live on 11.9.21
In an office, sometimes you just need to play the game. Work hard, and move your way up the ladder. She sucked up to her boss and now the tables are turned as she got another promotion putting her above him. Now, layoffs are coming and there is sexual tension between them.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.9.21
What Does Somebody Have To Say To Set You Off?
"School counselors"
"When someone says 'who cares' when I'm upset"
"IT'S GOING TO SNOW!!"
Recorded live on 11.8.21
Her husband had a heart attack. Terrible, right? There are ripples in the story as she wanted a divorce before the heart attack and he had a secret savings account. She even had all of the paperwork sorted with divorce lawyers.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.8.21
People Probably Think I'm Crazy because...
"I eat the same thing for lunch everyday"
"I'm a guy with over 100 pair of shoes"
"I will literally shake your hands and sanitize immediately after"
Recorded live on 11.3.21
Gina dated this guy for a long time, but broke up because of his addiction problems.
Gina has moved on to a new great relationship, but the old boyfriend reached out once again. Now she's torn.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.3.21
Never Ever Did I Think I Would...
"Be a dominatrix"
"Live through this pandemic!"
"Work in a jail"
Recorded live on 11.2.21
Pamela's family members each host different holiday parties and since her grandma died, everyone wants to 'upgrade' what holiday party they host! Now there's a big family argument.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.2.21
What Do You Hide About Yourself When You Meet Someone?
"I was once my husbands mistress" "I'm a stay at home mom. When I tell people, my IQ drops" "I let 'em rip in public A LOT."
Recorded live on 11.1.21
Ava's sister is doing something called 'gentle parenting'. However, it seems more like a lack of parenting to Ava vs. a new parenting trend. Now, the kids have a BIG attitude problem.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 11.1.21
What Would You Only Do Behind a Mask?
"I would sing quietly in the store and enjoy my Target runs"
"I would do 'it' in front of an open window"
"I'm with Dez, I would rob a bank"
Recorded live on 10.29.21
Ellie has been babied throughout her entire childhood....she slept in mom & dads bed until she was 11! Now he's got a job offer down south, and it would separate the family as Ellie get's used to college life. They are simply to attached to each other.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 10.28.21
What's the Biggest Skeleton in Your Closet Right Now?
"My husband and I had some 'fun' with our neighbor"
"The medical device I've been using for 10 years has been recalled for causing cancer!" "I'm a 36 year old virgin who has never been kissed"
Recorded live 10.28.21
He's gay and she's straight. Her friends think she will inevitably be cheated on and think she's a monster!
Is she keeping her husband from living his true existence? Or is she in the right wanting to stay together for the children?
Recorded live on 10.27.21
What Happens At Your House That Nobody Would Understand?
"My husband lives upstairs and I live downstairs"
"I explain to my dog EXACTLY what I got at the grocery store"
"I would kiss my dog and boyfriend at the same time"
Recorded live on 10.27.21
What's Your Unhealthy Fear? "Being alone"
"I HATE leeches!"
"Move theaters. Instant anxiety attack"
Recorded live on 10.26.21
Tracy goes to a great Halloween party and has a helluva night with a guy in a vampire costume. She got pregnant and had a child - now, she's questioning whether or not the vampire guy might be the real father!
What do you think? Love 'em or list 'em?
Recorded live on 10.26.21
It's Embarrassing But It Makes Me Cry Every Time
"Any time I eat out at a restaurant and see an elderly person eating alone"
"When Optimus Prime dies in Transformers"
"The sight of pink cars...might great grandmother was killed by one"
Recorded live on 10.20.21
What Is TheMost Unique Thing About You?
"I was a published poet at 12 years old"
"I was the back to back math champion in 3rd grade"
"I don't have a belly button - sewn up as a baby!"
Recorded live on 10.19.21
What Was The Moment You Realized They Are No Longer a Friend?
"My bff said I was her "Last resort person""
"When she pursued and slept with my, now, ex husband"
"My ex friend called me a piece of crap and stomped on my face"
Recorded live on 10.18.21
Clint is starting to question his wife's fidelity. What are her motives?
By mistake, he laughed at her when she tried on new lingerie. Is it the beginning of the end?
Recorded live on 10.18.21
If You Dated Yourself, What Would Annoy You Most?
"Neither one of us has lady parts"
"I'd talk to myself in a baby voice"
"I'm an OCD perfectionist"
Never judge a book by its cover! They’ve been friends for years, but thanks to Crisco and Ryan, TJ finally meets the real Devin.
Recorded live on 10.14.21.
What's the Cruelest Thing You've Ever Done?
"As I kid I literally stabbed my sister in the back with a pencil"
"I put ex-lax in someones donut"
Recorded live on 10.14.21
Wayne's daughter is putting him in an AWKWARD position. She's in her 30s and has been 'casually' dating his friend for years. Not only that, but Wayne knows a few secrets about his friend....
What would you do?! Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 10.14.21
What's Something You've Never Bragged About?
"Got my masters degree with a 4.0 as a single mom"
"I had 23 swimming event records in college"
Recorded live on 10.13.21
Jillian is in the middle of a divorce and a war with her ex mother-in-law. The ex MIL gave Jillian and her husband $50k to start their relationship when they first got married....now MIL wants it back!!
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 10.13.21
Jessica and her husband once noticed their neighbors having sex through the blinds of their windows. Instead of freaking out and closing the blinds, their neighbors seemed to like it! Now, the neighbors have invited Jessica to do it through their open window too!
So, Jessica and her husband did it. But little did they know, it was all a game. Their neighbors filmed it and posted it online!
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Recorded live on 10.12.21
What's the Weird Thing You Do Every Day?
"I can't WAIT to take off my pants after work"
"I have to physically touch the burners on my stove to make sure they aren't on"
"I kiss my kitties goodbye before work"
Recorded live on 10.12.21.
People That "Blank" Annoy Me
"People who hum in public"
"Mouthbreathers"
"People who suck up...just do your job"
Recordd live on 10.11.21
What's The Stupidest Way You Almost Died?
"Laughing while Dez drank pickle juice!!"
"I had an elk charge at me in Oregon"
"Falling asleep behind the wheel on my way to work"
Recorded live on 10.8.21
What Do You Do That Your Family Doesn't Know About?
"I'm in a love triangle"
"I'm a foot model"
"I secretly buy gift cards when I grocery shop"
Vicky's dad has a car collection that he absolutely loves. He decided to give Vicky a car from the collection, a Cherry Red Ford Mustang.
Well, the car is totaled beyond all repair. Now her husband has suggested they go to car shows to find another '65 red mustang so dad can be none the wiser....
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What's The Most Embarrassing Reason You Had To See a Doctor?
"Quickly trying to clean a pot with dried pasta, got stuck under my fingernail and had to have it removed!"
"A friction burn....down there."
"I was bleeding during my unicorn ride...."
Sasha's husband is trying to screw her over....even after his death. Although Sasha cheated on him, he's leaving everything to his kids. Sasha thinks she deserves something, but the kids think dad hung the moon.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
I Never Thought I'd be THAT Person
"The person who leaves a party sober at 10pm"
"Who looks forward more to a weekend by myself rather than one with activities"
"A college dropout who filed for bankruptcy"
Amy is dating an absolute sweetheart - but he's a bit....inexperienced (if you catch our drift). Amy herself loves to get crazy and she is worried she might corrupt him. He's not really picking up the clues.
So what do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Lydia's husband is a MASSIVE Packers fan. She's 7 months pregnant and he wants to name the child Aaron after Aaron Rodgers. On top of this, Lydia had her heart broken to a guy named Aaron....the same Aaron she had an affair with.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What Are You Embarrassed To Admit That You Love?
"I absolutely love Hallmark movies"
"I love Dawson's Creek and named my daughter Josephine"
"Hot dogs for breakfast. Having one now!"
What Are You Embarrassed To Admit That You Love?
"I absolutely love Hallmark movies"
"I love Dawson's Creek and named my daughter Josephine"
"Hot dogs for breakfast. Having one now!"
What Do You Have Trouble Sharing?
"My food!"
"Sharing that my husband passed away"
"When I'm interested in a woman....I stay quiet and miss opportunities"
What Makes You Weak?
"Heights make me weak in the knees"
"Mark Cuban"
"My ex boyfriend...I can't resist him but I'm married"
Allison's ex owes her $4,000. The thing is, he's off traveling, going to Vegas and spending money recklessly.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What Do You Only Do When You're Out Of Town?
"Buy Combos at a gas station"
"I always eat edibles on vacation"
"Get busy on the balcony of our hotel"
Kelsey is drowning. Life is getting to her, and she's spread too thin. She wants to go behind her husbands back and quit her job. It would change their lives, and their kids lives, forever.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What's Your "Do As I Stay Not As I Do" Thing?
"I tell everyone to drive safe, then drive like a maniac!"
"I tell college grads to get a job they love, unlike me. I hate mine"
What's Weird About Your Family?
"Every Christmas 2 family members get duct taped together"
"My family raises Yaks, included the worlds longest horned Yak"
"My dad has fallen down 2 man holes!"
Tammy has 3 beautiful children and doesn't want any more. All you moms out there know how difficult it is!
Her husband potentially wants more kids, and is willing to go to some strange lengths to ensure he has the option.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
You Blew It! But You Don't Want To Admit It....
"I was going to sleep with a hot guy, but I had too many tacos and farted"
"I blew off a job offer at Ebay in the early days....and then Ebay blew up"
"I was venting about my boss to a coworker assuming they would keep it quiet....It came up in my employee review"
That awkward moment when you see an old high school friend....and completely forget who she is. How will the big guy deal with this?
How Can You Be Remembered In 1 Secret?
"I take every trip on a private jet"
"I had to have emergency surgery because my intestines twisted 7 times"
"I had 'unicorn' with Eddie Van Halen"
Brett's in-laws have been calling him a screw up. He missed every bet on a Las Vegas trip, and lost an entire years salary in one weekend.
Were the in-laws right all along?
Brett's in-laws have been calling him a screw up. He missed every bet on a Las Vegas trip, and lost an entire years salary in one weekend.
Were the in-laws right all along?
What's the REAL Reason You Don't Have a Relationship With Them Anymore?
"They took advantage of our churches kindness"
"I don't know what happened. BFFs in college, went to her wedding...haven't talked in 5 years"
What's One Thing You Never Share With Your Partner?
"I smoke the devils lettuce"
"How I REALLY lost my virginity"
"How much soda I actually drink....he's a dentist!"
Kristin is considering leaving her husband and son and taking her daughter to Arizona. The Husband and son are loving Minnesota, but Kristin and her daughter miss their home in Arizona.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
How Did You Earn Your Nickname?
"Keebler cause I'm short like an elf"
"Dory because I'm very forgetful"
"Flats because I have no butt!"
Whats The Most Expensive Thing You Own?
"My boobs!"
"A $1,500 painting scroll that costed another $2,500 to frame"
"I built my computer from the ground up. $10,000."
Jenna is having an affair that she is loving....a little too much. Too add to the situation, she is a real estate agent and they are getting down and dirty in client properties! The man is sort of a family friend (if all of this isn't enough).
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Chris is REALLY confused by his girlfriend. When chatting about marriage, she won't accept his last name because her EX HUSBANDS name sounds 'cool'. She thinks Chris has a bad last name for her. On top of this, she has a bit of a strange relationship with her best friend (who's a lesbian).
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What Job Will You Always Associate With Jerks?
"Golf pros"
"Dudes who work at cell phone stores"
"Customer service for TV"
"You Don't Understand it but You'd Never Admit It"
"Cryptocurrency"
"I keep forgetting what century we are in....the 21st?!"
"The breakdown of measurements from recipes"
Staci is dating a guy who 'basically hates fun'.
He's a successful entrepreneur & a good looking man, but he's kind of stiff. He 'doesn't believe in vacations', eats the same boring meals, and won't do anything that takes away from him making progress in his business.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What's The Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Received?
"I bet you're a BEAST beneath the sheets"
"An old man once told me I "Developed nicely" as a 30 year old"
"The ice cream man hit on me and called me the "milky white queen""
Megan really likes her new boyfriend. From the beginning, he didn't want her to meet his family because of obesity, disease and other physical issues. Now she's second guessing everything.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What's Your Irrational Fear?
"Indoor swimming pools"
"I'm deathly afraid of earthworms"
Susan has been keeping a secrete from her family. She's engaged to a man who's in prison!
She traveled with her church group to help prison inmates, and then she fell in love with one!
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What Are You Really Doing When Working From Home?
"Smoking weed and playing sudoku"
"I nap...a lot."
"I've hit the golf course once or twice"
How does Sean avoid being the jerk? Is he even being a jerk now that his girlfriend has gotten comfortable?
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What Fear Do yOu Have Trouble Explaining?
"I'm afraid of frogs" - Dez had one stuck in her shower!
"I have a fear of baby corn...like the ones in stir fry"
"I'm terrified to be mauled by a bear"
Michelle is dating a 10/10 hottie. They were recently chatting about how politics and society are completely draining. Michelle jokingly said they should go live off grid. Little did she know, he really wants to do it and live in a shipping container in Montana.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
After all the years of Love 'Em Or List 'Em we've never had a story like this.
Adam proposed to his girlfriend...she said maybe. You'll have to listen to the episode to hear these crazy reasons why!
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What Can't You Stop Complaining About?
"The Twins!!"
"My mother-in-law and nearly everything she does"
"Grown adults acting like children and throwing tantrums"
What Place Brings Back Embarrassing Memories?
"The dog park where I lost my virginity"
"Wisconsin Dells. My ex woke me up at 6am, dumped me, and left me there to find a ride home"
""Stillwater bowl. New shoes stuck to the floor and I face planted!"
She already knew this would sound bad. She's catfishing her own daughter 'out of love'. She sees her daughter as a beautiful young woman but she is really introverted. When she was checking in on her daughter's profile, she found her son!
What do you think?
If You Could Steal One Thing What Would it Be?
"Dez would steal someones metabolism"
"Queen Elizabeth's crown!"
"I would steal Amazon. The whole company. It'd be mine."
Julie is about to start a war with her future mother-in-law. She has always made Julie feel un-welcomed, and is trying to control various aspects of Julie's relationship!
What do you think?
What's the ONE Thing You Refuse to Change About Yourself?
"The fact that everything about me is all natural"
"I'm blunt as it gets with no filter. You'll never have to guess what I'm thinking"
"My love for PUMPKIN SPICE!"
It's a story that begs the question...what's right and what's wrong? When she found out the true story behind her parents divorce things got dicey.
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Ian has a 3rd wheel in his marriage and it's been a day one issue. His wife has always been somewhat in love with another man. Ian has enabled the situation in some ways and let her go to Florida once a year to spend with the other man. Now, the other man is getting married and it may lead into an EXTREMELY awkward moment.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What's The Most Embarassing Thing That's Happened at a Funeral?
"Walked into the wrong funeral!"
"My grandpas funeral. My dad introduced his new wife to my mom. Not the best time for that."
"I was requested to sing at my grandmas funeral. I blanked on the lyrics!"
What's Your Unpopular Opinion?
"Michael Jackson...overrated"
"Summer is the worst season of the year. I'd take a Minnesota winter over a Minnesota summer every day of the week"
"Now that TJ said Nickelback is good I'm second guessing whether they are good..."
Kelly is feeling a bit of stress - her husband wants a child and she doesn't. He's come up with a 'great' solution - have the nanny carry their baby.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What's The Secret Code Word to Do...Something Else?
"I'm taking the kids to Dairy Queen"
"I'm a teacher and we say we have a 'meeting' after school, when we are really going to drink."
Danny might have made a gigantic parenting mistake.
He's got 3 young boys who have loads of energy. One day he put on a Spider-Man costume and ran through the backyard 'looking' for well behaved children to have as his new side kick. Now, he's gotten so deep in it that he's pinned into a corner.
What do you think?
What Did You Find Out After Someone Passed Away?
"Found out my grandma was an alcoholic"
"my great grandma was a 'madam' and ran a brothel"
"My grandpa became a bootlegger to keep the farm from going under"
What's Your Biggest Bad Habit?
"I'm 35 years old and I still suck my thumb"
"Sneaking to the bathroom to vape every hour"
"Constantly cracking my neck"
You simply have to hear this entire story before your final judgement of the situation - because this one is crazy!
There are so many emotions here...What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What Are You Hiding From Your Family?
"I'm going to Tijuana for weight loss surgery"
"My conservative family doesn't know I'm polyamorous"
"I missed the deadline for my last college final and need to re-take the entire class"
What is Something People Will Never Guess You've Done?
"On the day I graduated high school I ran off with the carnival"
"I'm only interested in women in their 50s and I'm 28"
"I used to be an exotic dancer!"
What Moment In Time Would You Like To Re-live Again?
"I'd re-live my wedding day. It was perfect!"
"Seeing my special needs brother 20 years after he was adopted"
"Being in the stands for game 7 of the world series in 1987"
Kate's sister is in a thruple (2 husbands). How's Kate supposed to explain this to the young ones in the family?
What do you think?
What Do You Regret From High School?What Do You Regret From High School?
"I regret not asking out my high school crush"
"Not dating my teacher when she asked. . could have been fun"
"I regret falling in a cheer routing in front of the whole school. . .right on my face!"
Audrey met a man a year ago...and she was swept off her feet! They took trips together and have created some great memories.
However, there's a caveat. He's got terrible credit...500s terrible. Now, Audrey isn't sure she wants to take on that debt with him.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Jessica feels like she has to fix guy she dated for a short time. He's real charming on dating apps, but is SO awkward in person.
Jessica wants to help him out, but is it his place? Do you have an intervention with an awkward friend?
What Did Someone Share With You That's Still On Your Mind?
"That my BFF was fired from her job for theft"
"My friend cheated on her husband...with multiple girls"
"My mother in law said that my father in law walks around in his tighty whiteys"
Gina has always thought of her boss as a badass women who focused on empowering her fellow women in the office. The other day, Gina saw her boss's husband out on a date with one of Gina's friends!
When Gina privately brought this up to her, her boss absolutely lost it.
What do you think/ Love 'em or list 'em?
Brag Up One Thing About Yourself
"After a lifetime of being a junk food queen, I changed. Down 40lbs!"
"I have letters after my name, like...several."
"I'm a female and hit my weightlifting goal of 275lb deadlift!"
What's The Most Scandalous Thing You've Done On Vacation?
"Went on 2 cruises, had a thing with the bartender the entire time."
"My husband and I flew to California and each at 6 gummies. . .my husband threw up 3 times and the room was spinning for 9 straight hours!"
"I met 3 different guys on a 2 week vacation...boom. Nailed it."
Matthew wants his kids to grow up loving their self image, but mom plans to photoshop some baby fat out of family photos. Is she going to far?
What do you think? Love 'em or list 'em?
What Should You Have Been Fired For?
"When I was a waitress I slept with all of the cooks" "I used to charge my regulars at the bar for half of their drinks" "Taking naps on hangover days!"
Claire's husband travels for work and is working VERY closely together with a female co-worker. Now that he's home, he suggested that he quarantine at the co-workers house for 5 days to 'keep the family safe'.
What do you think? Love 'em or list 'em?
What Do You Spend Way Too Much Time Doing?
"Looking at houses I can't afford" "Working. Life is to short" "NOT matching with people on dating apps...which leads to not going on dates!"
Chloe's grandparents passed away and left her a fantastic necklace. . . that's worth a lot of money. While cleaning out the grandparents house, Chloe's cousins took the necklace from her! Now she's considering breaking into her cousins house to take it back.
What do you think? Love 'em or list 'em?
I Don't Care How Weird it is I'll never stop. . .
"Eating pork chops with apple sauce" "Wearing a fanny pack!" "Picking pimples and thoroughly inspecting them like gold!"
Denise is deciding whether or not to crush her daughters Olympic dream. . . but there's a crazy caveat.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Why Can't You Look Them In The Eye?
"Because she slept with my ex." "My co-worker, she's been trying to hook up with our boss even though she's married!" "One night stand that I fell for, but he isn't in to me."
Tiffany's friend is a single woman and ready to take on motherhood. When she was looking for a donor, Tiffany realized a strange detail. . .the donor is actually HER SON! There's privacy concerns, but where do you draw the line?
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
How Are You Secretly Relieving Stress?
"Unicorn toys and video games." "Smoking my medical THC vape for stress." "Unicorn toys and video games."
Jim's 12 year old daughter is considering PLASTIC SURGERY. Need we say more here?
Listen to this absolutely wild story of a young girl doing everything she can to grow up.
What do you think? Love 'Em or List 'Em?
What Are You Boycotting Until the Day You Die?
"My airbags didn't go off during a crash. I'm boycotting that brand!". "I'm boycotting anything Apple". "The restaurant in my neighborhood. Hair in my food, no fries, manager didn't try to fix it."
Keith's sister is flat broke and her cat Kirby needs a life saving surgery. She has no plan to pay him back, but intends to share a dark secret if he doesn't help out . . . madness!
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What do you enjoy even though you shouldn't?
"When Olympic skaters fall". "When a total Jerk at work got CANNED." "When my friend who wouldn't shut up about her health trend got fat again!".
What's The Weirdest Thing You Did as a Kid?
"I use to eat the cats food out of her bowl, pretending to be a kitty cat". "When I was 3 I picked up gum off the sidewalk and chewed it!". "My cousin grew up on a farm and use to love to run through cow dung".
Her boyfriends mom walked in during. . . a private moment. Now mom won't shut up about it. Is it enough of a reason to end the relationship? Some of the stories shared by listeners are so funny!!
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Janette took a trip up north and became the 'wicked step mother'.
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
What Do You Hope People Find Out About You?
"That I like older people more for a date". "I wish people know that just because I'm smiling, it doesn't mean that I'm not battling things internally. I wish people would reach out."
This one's pretty straight forward. Her husband gets sick at the sight of blood and feel he can't be there in the room with her. He requested that the nurse stream the child birth to him and hold the phone near Courtney! A live streamed birth, with all of the glamorous and not so glamorous moments. Is it the same as being in the room?
What do you think? Love 'Em Or List 'Em?
Christine's niece and nephew were spending the weekend at her house. The rambunctious little ones ended up putting a hole in a piece of art she liked and she wants to know if she should ask her sister for reimbursement!
Not a lot of love for Christine here, what do you think?
What's bugging you right now?
"My co-workers and I doing all the work and our boss taking the credit" / "Dez playing the celebrity name game" / "My ex wife keeps BARELY breaking the restraining order"
What Tiny Thing Irritates You?
"When people slurp their food" / "wind chimes" / "That Ryan NEVER reads the positive Crisco texts on air!"
Evan is at a point where his best friend disgusts him. Does he keep the cheating secret to keep the friendship alive, or does Evan be honest about this terrible situation?
What Question Will You Always Answer with "No"?
"Can my mom move in?" / "Can you bail me out of jail?" / "Do you want to get married . . . AGAIN?"
What happens when a married couple has a 24hr 'free day' once a year?
Let's just say that it involves the nanny. . .
What Can't You Be Trusted With?
"The nanny" / "Top The Tater dip" / "A deadline. . . I have the WORST perception of time"
What Can't You Be Trusted With?
"The nanny" / "Top The Tater dip" / "A deadline. . . I have the WORST perception of time"
Fill in the blank: I have a strange relationship with. . . ?
"licorice" / "My old boss..wink wink" / "Golden Doodles, I'm obsessed!"
After meeting her boyfriends parents, Lauren isn't sure what to think anymore. . . from mom's 'special time' to dads 'naked Sundays' it's an absolute riot!
What's your weird attraction?
"Bald guys with beards" / "My mans big ol' belly" / "Man buns....I love a good man bun"
Sally was a teen mom and history is repeating itself with her 14 year old daughter.
How would you go about this sticky situation?
"I'm a manager at a dog grooming salon, and I'll give discounts if people are having trouble making ends meet" "I secretly paid a friends back owed daycare bill" "I love to put quarters in the gum ball machines so kids get all excited!"
"My drunk sister and law accidentally sent me a drunk picture of my brother-in-laws. . .dirty parts"
Sheila and her uncle work in the same office, and he recently pulled a $45k deal right out from under her feet!
Should the uncle get what he deserves or should Sheila preserve the greater family relationship?
"My first marriage"
"My 8th grade fashion choices"
"Doing a summersault in the bar. . . I hurt myself"
Dianna is in an awkward position with her husbands best friend. The best friend reconnected with 'the one that got away' from years ago and it has affected all aspects of their marriage.
What should Dianna do? Leave the situation alone, or show some compassion for the wife?
We are only friends because.....
"Because he owns the house and rent is cheap!" "She calls me her BFF only when she needs things" "I'm using them for their body"??
Chrissy has always been her big brother's caretaker. Her older brother has "Never gotten himself together". Now that he's out of jail, Chrissy's parents are putting pressure on her to let him live in her family home. She's being guilt tripped BIG TIME.
What do you think?
The Morning Show reads about all of those little secrets mom & dad kept from the kids. Some of these answers are . . .??
Darcy’s 12 year old son just played Grandma & Grandpa to get what he wants! Should he be punished or rewarded?! This kid is gooood!!!
Lisa is being asked by her boss to pretend like she didn’t see something that she caught on camera! Would you look the other way?
Lucas is so embarrassed about his wife’s online life that he’s had to create fake profiles just to interact with her! She’s a “Cyber Karen”
Maya has been letting people finance her life for years abut now she’s starting to feel bad for her latest ask! Is this going too far?