English With Mark: Recent Episodes
Mark
On Thursday I asked him to do it
Today I asked him to do it Thursday
I asked him yesterday to do it on Thursday
On Saturday I asked him to do it Thursday
What's your name?
My name is…
But my friends call me…
But most people call me…
I go by…
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down. She's very angry, and he says to the man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." The (most)_____________est I've ever _____________ (past tense) The best pizza I've ever eaten. The nicest person I've ever met. The most beautiful place I've ever visited.
Take a break; Have a break; Get some rest; I need to rest; Rest my eyes, hands, feet etc; Break time!; Rest up; Give me break!
We are talking about something; We were talking about something; We will be talking about something; We talked yesterday; We talk everyday; We will/ can talk tomorrow
Kid （孩子）； User (用户）； Environment （环境）； Pedestrian （行人）； Consumer （消费者）； Rental （租的某东西，特别房子）
Boy: Dad, are bugs good to eat? Dad: That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner. Boy: Oh, okay. Dad: Okay son, now that we’re done with dinner, what did you want to ask me? Son: oh, never mind. There was a bug in your soup, but it’s gone now.
Are you ready? Are you almost ready? I’m almost ready. I’m good. How long ‘til you’re ready? Like 5 minutes. Okay, I’ll be ready when you are.
Man- “Bartender, ill have a beer please.” Voice - "That shirt looks great on you!” Man - “Huh? Who said that?” Voice - “You seem like a really cool guy!” Man thinks – “I think I’m losing it!” Voice - “I bet your parents are really proud of you!” Man - “Hey bartender! What’s that voice I keep hearing?” Bartender - “Oh, those are the peanuts, they’re complimentary.”
“Fred! Are you okay? No pulse... No heartbeat...” “911, What’s your emergency?” “My friend and I were out hunting and he just dropped dead! What should I do?” “Calm down sir. First, can you confirm that he’s really dead?” “Okay, now what?”
Impression, Impress, Impressive; First impression, Deep impression, Good/ bad impression; Make an impression on, Have an impression of
主要是多联系动名词。 笑话的英文： I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.