Date Fight!: Recent Episodes
Date Fight!
A new podcast for every day of the year, in which we present our most cogent, reasoned, and occasionally shouty arguments to decide what each date should be best remembered for. Every episode features fun historical facts, a vote on the winner, and tearful recriminations.
Is there anyone called Fox who isn't terrible? Is it meant to bend like that? Who's that rapping? How much money does it take to buy your own army? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What were Ronald Reagan's best (stolen) jokes? Who invented gambling on Native American reservations? Should you cut off your own ear? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
I love the way Jake says "Warner Baxter!" Who invented a searchlight and then got a lobotomy? Who should play Edmund of Langley in the film? What is the male gaze? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What are the two voices in French comedy? Who wrote 'The Way You Look Tonight'? Who is the most racist Clarkson? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where was Typhoid Mary born? Who was Typhoid John? And Typhoid Tony? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where would you hide religious text? Did Natt mean Frank Carson? Who knows all the results of all the elections? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who changes the sheets after a bed-in? Why are the Beatles awful? Is there a God? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What were Richard the Lionheart's songs like? What is the Matilda Effect? Are spectroscopes better than children? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who did Hitler make promises to before the Enabling Act? How many times do you have to kill Paul I? What's the best way of robbing a train? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who really annoyed Oliver Cromwell? Do we really ned more chick sexers? Has anyone read anything by Louis L'Amour? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What happens when you double all the soldiers' wages? What was Walter Raleigh's podcast called? What is a treatise? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
In some ways this was where the rot set in. We never really recovered from this. What's gone wrong with Date Fight? Whose balls have been dropped this week? Who recanted his recantation? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where is Tolpuddle? How do you get back into a space capsule when your suit is all blown up? What's the best folk song? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What's the likely cause of death when your sheep all their pop their clogs while standing next to a nerve-agent-testing-facility? Was St Patrick really kidnapped by pirates? What went on in Maori fortified villages? Jake Yapp and Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How do you make toilet roll spaghetti? What's Natt's ancestor up to today (being dead)? Should you have kings? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Whose story has the most stabbing? Who was the Margrave of Baden-Baden? Who were the Two Fat Ladies? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is the funniest place name? Who was Jack Ruby? Was Tony Benn nice? Jake Yapp and Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Whose anus was Uranus names after? How did a bank holiday save capitalism? Who flew Adolf Hitler to the wrong place? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who were the Williamites? Who was the best 19th century novelist? Who invented guest-fighting? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What happened to Jesus' foreskin when he was resurrected? Should royals go skiing? How do raise money to fight the Scots? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
You're peering back in time, to a place before the first lockdown. What's it like back there? Find out in today's episode...
Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley screech in each other's faces until they both collapse, exhausted, never to speak again.
What is a Date Fight Light? Who knows? Well, Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & now YOU do! Hooray!
Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley work out what the most important thing to have happened today is in Date Fight!
Who's your favourite UN Secretary General? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley work out what the best thing to happen on this day in history was.
Little do these fools know how little time they have before they'll be locked in for a year, the idiots.
Jake Yapp and Natt Tapley argue about the best things to have happened on this day in history.
Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley fight to work out what the most important thing to happen on this day in history was.
How much mortgage interest is deductible? What is an appropriate share of the broadband? Do you have any losses from previous years to offset against this return? Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp find out in today's Date Fight!
Who can make you incandescent with beeswax? Who is the farting man from the lamp? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Wow. Last year was quite a long time ago, wasn't it? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley do Date Fight a year ago...
Flying poo-pigs! People so fat they have so slit their own skin to let the fat slosh out! Signatures! Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley chat about all of this in today's Date Fight!
What is a chasuble? Who gave everyone lung cancer? Which romantic poet started his own chain of burger restaurants? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How angry to epistolary novels make Natt? Who's our favourite unkillable Russian wizard? Who's the best actress to be an Olympic archer? Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp find out in today's Date Fight!
Just how many times do you need to hear the same story about the Cisco Kid? Where did St Hugh live? Who was the highest paid woman in the USA in 1944? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What have the listeners decided? Who won? No really, who won? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight?
Who had Little Voice written for them (hint: it's the star of Little Voice)? Who tried to get ransomed by Ptolemy? Who snuck into Julius Caesar's house to seduce his wife? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where should Popes be? What are the most unusual punishments? Is Holidaysburg a trap? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How many times a day should you eat tripe? What is big of Natt? Should vegans eat honey? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was the great Jaguar Paw? What are the six virtues of Irish womanhood? How do you dam Buffalo Bill? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
When should you think about urine? What is the most-watched broadcast by an individual entertainer? Who wrote Herniated Blues? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who's got the longest walk? Is beef tea better than pork wine? Which magazine is best for severed heads?
What did Hattie Caraway do? What is the best model for overcharging people for cups of tea? What's underneath Stonehenge? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why does Natt not have a Wikipedia page? How do you duct-tie a dog? Who invented madrigal? Where did stockbrokers come from? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who established the Order of the Golden Fleece? Who loves andouilette? Whose essence should you splash all over yourself? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was in two episodes of Casualty? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where was the Battle of Ashdown battled? Is there intelligent life on Date Fight? Who made a Treaty with Magnus Barefoot? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Can we beat the cod in a war? Who bought a haunted house so he could write a horror novel in it? Who was Richard II's craziest uncle? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How long has Natt been alive? What did Alfred Nobel invent? Is Maria Montessori terrible? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why should you avoid Richard of Cornwall? What party did the Munich Workers' Party become? Who was their most famous member? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is Jake's favourite sexologist? What's Britain's number-one reason to wear shorts? Who are often delighted by people's odours? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
When did oil break $100 a barrel? Do polar bears hide when we do and count them? Who is Britain's premiere gnome-describer? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is aerogel? What was Apsley Cherry-Gerrard haunted by? What was the largest espionage trial in US history? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What's the appropriate hashtag for someone who sews stitches on a flag? Who was the most impressive person born in 1980? What's the only non-annoying thing from Austin Powers? Jake & Natt find out in today's Date Fight!
What was Jake doing for the Millennium? What did Richard Madeley stockpile? What did Jake stockpile? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why were the boys waiting for the year to end? Can you plant bush clippings? How many times did Rasputin get murdered? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who played Charlie Chan? What shouldn't you do with a Lion bar? Who did an advertising campaign after his death? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who won the Falklands War? Is it easy to play Richard Clayderman? Who is to comics what Steve Jobs was to the iPod? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where was Britain's biggest avalanche? Who used to be a journalist and is now a Loose Woman? Why doesn't Natt like John of Gaunt? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What happened in Rendlesham Forest on Boxing Day in 1980? What is the 39th anniversary present? What is a Jesus Goal? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who stole the Stone of Scone? Who buzzed a cobble at William the Conqueror? Who is the best Dido? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How many beverage-based riots have there been? Who invented Les Schtroumpfs? How would Jake describe Jake Thackray? Jake Yapp and Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who wrote a precursor to Love Island? Where is sketchy as heck? What do Jake Yapp's birthdays sound like? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was taken prisoner in Worms? What is a beautification expert? How many Popes were there in 1419? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is a purse seine net? Who wrote the first word-cross puzzle? Who's the best Cnut? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who took a year to write a song for his sister? What would be solved by banning Martin Scorsese? Who fancied Aethelbald's mum?
What was the worst thing to ever happen in a swamp? What's the difference between Robert The Bruce and Robert V Bruce? What's the danciest film about a steelworks? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who revoked the Edict of Expulsion? What was Saki's real name? What sort of pastry is a Vaclav Havel? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What was the world's first office Christmas party? Doing anything nice for Saturnalia? Who looks just like that Jake Yapp? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is a "big, old waste of beverage"? What does Jake Yak sound like? How many children do you need to have to get a medal? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who invented the shoe? Whose disappearance didn't entertain the troops? Who benefitted from Glenn Miller's death? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What makes the poos go outside the castle? What is a put-hole? What is Caernarfon Castle a copy of? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who's your favourite stigmatist? What is Simon Le Bon's dad's name? When did the Walloon half of Belgium declare independence? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is America's Bruce Forsyth? What American stars are named after Midlands towns? Why did Joseph Heller never write a book as good as Catch 22? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What did Ribbentrop send to Wallis Simpson? What is Jermaine Jackson's son called? Whose cult members did a bad mass poisonings? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Can you believe that it is not butter? Who had the worst Christmas dinner ever? Who performed an illegal vivisection? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who invented the roller skate? Who was a Shaker and what did she make? Has Jake founded a school for Muslim girls? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who stuck back together a picture of the Pope on Saturday Night Live? Who was Charles the Child? Who is demeaning the struggle for equality? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why do the albatrosses keep bursting? What is the most solemn humiliation of the British people? What does Jake hate about Marley & Me? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why do people pronounce aluminium differently? Who was the top Soviet female flying ace in the Second World War? What is a guitar rock interpretation of the Big Ben Chimes? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Whose sex was on fire? Who wrote the best Christmas carol? Who's the best antisemitic mouse-botherer? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was the first person to be put to death in the USA after the amnesty? Did the Muskehounds get Natt into history? What did the other Griff Rhys Jones do? Natt Tapley and Jake Yapp find out in today's Date Fight!
Where did Edwina Currie take Jimmy Savile for supper? What flag was launched today? What is the best named Basil in Russian history?
What was the Monroe Doctrine? What is the most exciting thing to happened under the bleachers? Who was the first inkjet? Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp find out in today's Date Fight!
Who should be allowed to be Pope? What is an Oath of Purgation? Who is better than Sherlock Holmes? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How many people spent a penny when it first became possible? What could happen in a monkey closet? Can Jake take the lead? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Should you open Schrödinger's cat's box? Is India more significant than a hypothetical cat? Did the Nazis pay repeat fees? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How did the Royal Academy invent science? Who invented Boyle's Law? Who was imprisoned not far from Jake's house? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is the equivalent of No Points Each? What was in the first Macy's Day Parade? What killed Ragamuffin Day? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Which of Natt's ancestors was the most cowardly? Why shouldn't you call your child Oceanus? Who was the worst Cibber? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who did the seating plan for the Wars of the Roses? Who hosts Pulling Back The Curtain? Who made the planet uninhabitable? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who invented disposable bedpans? Who has the Maxim Gun when they have not? What did Dodie Smith write? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Which Pretender to the Throne has the best name? What was Harpo Marx famous for saying? Who was Mary Whitehouse? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was the Minstrel Collector? Was JFK important? You know how to dial a telephone, don't you? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
When did people start being pathetic? Who wrote 20,000 letters? Who made a bear leave its cave? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who Weekend-at-Berniesed the Roman Empire? Who was the Hammer of the Scots? What is the best Nicolas Cage film? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why is Jake obsessed with Alexander Armstrong & Nick Knowles? Who lived at the Gettysburg Address? Who designed the Suez Canal? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How does Minecraft make children into Tories? Who shouldn't drink the Kool-Aid? Why do we think the past is sepia? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How old was St Agnes when she really got into Jesus? Why do Natt & Jake think it's Sunday? Why are Dudley Moore & Hugh Laurie better than Peter Cook & Stephen Fry? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Whose head was owned by Mary Queen of Scots? Which was lost by careless Jesuits? Who escaped from prison four times? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is the worst plant? What's the best Wetherspoons in Bromley? Who suffered Hattie Jacques? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How old was Warren Mitchell when he started playing Alf Garnett? What is the Westlothian Question? What was Christmas like at the Boleyn household? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is most famous for their Quim? What is Mariner 9? How old was the rich heiress St Augustine of Hippo wanted to marry? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What did Natt's parents like to watch on television? Who starred in the Mexican version of Dracula? What should you take to the Antarctic instead of dogs? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who doesn't love June Whitfield? Who invented mustard gas? Should you trust Jake with a scientific calculator? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How can you beat David Hasselhoff? How did Jake ruin a barbecue? Who presumed to find Dr Livingstone? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who loved to laugh? Whose prints are hanging on Jake's wall? What is Spiro Agnew an anagram of? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What was Natt doing on the 8th November 2002? Do you want to hear Jake's song about Kabul? Who designed all the road signs? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who wrote the Universal Declaration of Human Rights? Where was Engelbert of Berg from? What is the oldest continuously-published newspaper in the world? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Don't we sound young? What cakes should you eat today? How does Natt think we'll all die? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight Classic!
It's our birthday! We've been doing this for a whole year! Can we make it through one more episode? Why are we doing this? Is anyone still listening? Send help.
What did the Chartists want? Who attacked the chimps? Who was Papua New Guinea's first female judge? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Which master of chemical engineering was also European Karate Champion? How many of the people who committed the Greensboro Massacre were successfully prosecuted? Did Garibaldi look like his biscuit? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley and Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Whose vegetarian sushi did Jake eat? Which country lost a war against birds? What were James Thurber's last words? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who should look at ladies' undercarriages? How many Prime Ministers should have been assassinated? What is the best singer names after a condiment? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
How many faces should there be on Mount Rushmore? What is the best name? Why does this all sound vaguely familiar? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What does Lizzie have against Paul Daniels? And Sarah Greene? And Orson Welles? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What is the joke about the Kennedy White House and the chimp habitats? Who is America's Doyenne of Decorum? How many carats was the Star of India? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What's so good about Cuba? Which founding father was also a mother? Who made rifles and typewriters? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Hoe violent is Jesus? Who is Australia's greatest gangster? Who is the best Baxendale? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Does anyone read these? Does it make any difference? Really, who cares? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper don't find out because no one knows anything and what's the poi
Can you swap Dairylea Lunchables for MDMA? What are the best colour of trousers? Who was the Naziest radio presenter in the 1930s? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who can be seen on Youtube swelling up "like a water bottle"? What makes up Great Britain? Why didn't Charlie Chaplin like the first of the month? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What was The Great Disappointment? Does Lizzie have an anecdote about Pete Burns? What other parts of Jenkins could have started a war?
Who beat the Dutch East India Company? Who sent back their Nobel Prize? Who ruined a performance of Crime Passionel at Wadham Theatre in 1997?
What was the best dog at the Battle of Trafalgar? Who did all the good cement? Is this just a podcast about dog poo now? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
When was the best period of Neighbours? Does anyone remember when Lucy lost her eyesight but pretended not to be able to see when her dad (Jim) was going to split up with his doctor girlfriend? And when Mike killed Bouncer? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What's the worst year for Bordeaux? How many years did the Hundred Years' War last? Which French king thought he was made of glass? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What do anemones cure? How brave was Michael the Brave? Is Jake his own uncle? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Where is Natt? How many people lived in London in 1091? What does OPEC stand for? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight.
What did Mrs Thatcher send Augusto Pinochet when he was unfortunate enough to be arrested for crimes against humanity? Who fibbed about being an excellent hangman? How do you carve a stone giant's winky? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who invented the oral contraceptive? Who ruined their parents' 25th wedding anniversary party by shooting themselves? What is FORTRAN short for? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Can we put today's podcast out? Where did the 14th October 1582 go? Who is the best Prince? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was helping Sylvia Pankhurst insert? What was the first thing a woman said in the Houses of Parliament? How much of an abbey Westminster Abbey? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
How many people should there be in the world?How do you smuggle out a soldier? Can you wish that someone takes their own life? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What should you do with pigs that are too fat to eat? How long was the first spacewalk? Who was the giggliest king? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
How many Windscales make up a Chernobyl? Does Edith Piaf regrette being dead? What's Matthew Pinsent got to do with anything? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Look, if that title doesn't make you click, nothing will. With Jake Yapp, Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper.
Who was married to Mrs Goitre? Who branded their Willy? Who built a human cyclopede? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Why are all the worst people born today? How did Leon Gambetta escape the Prussian siege of Paris? Who's the best French pirate? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is more generous than Queen Victoria? Is there anything worse than Hotmail? Who travelled 960 miles in 1777? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who almost got the part of Woody in Cheers? Where does the phrase 'fifth column' come from? What did Louis the Pious do? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
How do you get to be a presenter on Date Fight? Have the team organised the cake-orgies? Who's got the best Danny Dyer stories? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
How long do you get for aggravated assault? Where is Shep buried? Where did Gaul surrender to the Romans? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Why did Jake jiggle his head on a garage forecourt? Is Kraft's cheese worse than their television plays? Who's your favourite cross-dressing 18th century abbot?
Why did Jake Google Renoir's boobies? Who was attacked by a swamp rabbit? Who are our favourite cookbook authors? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
How do you please a fish? Who rose from a harem to achieve wonderful things? Why is Natt talking about sport? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was Toutatis? What language did people speak in the Garden of Eden? Where has Lizzie attached her lips? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who abolished slavery in England? What was the first castle? Who couldn't even win a war against the insects? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Why are we going to have to pay the Beatles some money? What shouldn't you name your paddle steamer? Who was the best Pankhurst? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who cares about Gibraltar? Who embarrassed the Queen? Is the Athenaeum the bit between the... never mind? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Why hasn't Natt pluged his microphone in? And where was he last night? What accent is Jake doing? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & LIzzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What the actual f*** is going on? What's the best tantric stuff? Who's resigned most from the government? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who becomes a life coach? Do you want to become a Vicar of Date Fight? Who had an affair with Lord Curzon and wrote 28 screenplays? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Did Jake enjoy lost? How many Dead Sea Scrolls are there? Did Shaka Zulu have pliers? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Can we ever get enough Magellan chat? Where were the best Crusades? What does the Pope give as presents? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Can you take unbagged garden waste to the Ragga Tip? Can we get through a story about Brazilians and jerky without being rude? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Which of Mary's is biggest? What is the matter with Marlon Brando? Which of Lizzie's is bigger? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Why did we have to strap St Joseph of Cupertino down? What is like having a nut on your chest? How quickly will today's episode devolve into filth? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What was the Connecticut Compromise? What's it like to be a crime-solving alsatian? Has he finally snapped? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
Who used sash weights for bombs? Who got a new job because of all the bombings? Who commandeered a vehicle, just like in the movies? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date FIght!
What serial killer did Edinburgh? Who did Joan of Arc do a fun run with? Is there any way of discussing this that is non-horrifying? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
Who was President McKinley? No, really, what did he do? Anything? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
What does tortoise taste like? What shouldn't you tamp explosives with? What was rushed to San Francisco as food to deal with the influx of people during the Gold Rush? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
What king of car should you drive when taking over a city? Before Clark Gable, who didn't give a damn? Why shouldn't you shake hands with King Leopold II of Belgium? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
What Bulgarian dissident was killed by the Penguin? What's the GDP of New York? Who is this mysterious stranger we haven't heard from in ages? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight.
Who is the worst James Martin? Whose rough wooing ruined their pinkie? What should you do if you're a murderer? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
How many native Americans were killed by mumps? Have we scoured the bottom of Natt's soul? Can I go to bed now? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why is football? Who is a Bernie Sanders? Also, what are legs? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
What 9th century leader shouldn't you invite around for lunch? What's the funnest way of spreading fertiliser? Can you pronounce Henry Campbell-Bannerman? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who discovered the Strait of Magellan? Who wrote motets for the Virgin Mary except when she was short of cash? How long did it take to circumnavigate the globe? Natt Tapley finds out in today's Date Fight!
Who imposed a beard tax? What's Natt been drinking? Is it over yet? Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was the first prisoner of war in World War 2? Where is Trebizond? how many MTV Music Awards are enough? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was the Cocaine Grandmother? What should you do when an insane woman accuses you of being their estranged husband? What does "distracted by the evil of the world" really mean? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who was the most numerous bird on the planet in the 19th century? Why shouldn't you throw sand at someone who's had a stroke? How much money should you give James Joyce? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who threw their 'p' in the river? Which dictator had the bounciest car? When was the longest play ever staged? Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What was the Cambrian Explosion? What is Samuel Whitbread known for? What is the best song about Jake Yapp? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Why did Boris Yeltsin ride a tank? What are the best shows to watch during lockdown? Do DVDs even fit through a postbox? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What was originally called "Brad's Drink"? What was HUdson Bay called before Henry Hudson got to it? Who is the oldest Olympic archer? Jake Yap & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who invented the theremin? What was the world's shortest war? Who invented oil? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who found life on the moon? When did Jesus meet the Thundercats? How awful is Sean Connery? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who was the richest woman in Germany? Who started their broadcasting career as a banker? What is Zoombabwe? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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Did anyone ever call it the Chunnel? What film did Natt's New York tour guide talk about at every stop around Central Park? Did Mama Cass die of a ham sandwich? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What floated like a butterfly but burned like a... never mind? Have you read Beatrix Potter's series of erotic choose-you-own-adventure novels? Sutton Hoo? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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What does the Zanussi Man sound like? Who invented world peace? Can anyone ever really discover Machu Picchu? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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What was the best Wonder of the Ancient World? How much did Lizzie get paid for the Aunt Bessy's ads? How did they televise the moon landings? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who fixed Ethiopia? Who invented the British Empire? What is better than Cars 2? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who invented a bread slicer? Who made sourdough? Should tell all of the story or just the bits he remembers? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who went to the most boring lecture in early twentieth century Germany? Which heavy metal frontman is also a qualified pilot? How many times more likely are you to get stopped-and-searched if you make the mistake of being non-white in Dorset? Jake Yapp & Nathaniel Tapley & Helen Lederer find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who is responsible for keeping the ashtrays in the White House clean? Who's the CEO of Murder Inc? Where is Baltimore? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Julia Raeside find out in today's Date Fight!
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What was the tax paid by non-Muslims in the Ottoman Empire? Who was the the Bravest Boleslaw? Who wrote Dick & Jane?
Who has the record for most elections lost? How many reasons are there to be a vegetarian? Will Jake ever ask the question? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Julia Raeside find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who invented the first computer programme? Who is the Tangerine Wazzock? Who invented Big Brother 6?
Who had a very good cellar? Who invented ticker tape? Who left a year of cartoons behind them? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Athena Kugblenu find out in today's Date Fight?
Did the Boer War inspire holiday camps? Who won Olympic gold and was convicted of a murder? Who was the voice of Penelope Pitstop? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Athena Kugblenu find out in today's Date Fight!
Which British monarch had their remains bombed by the British? Which metal shouldn't you make cars out of? What did Toyota make before cars? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Athena Kugblenu find out in today's Date Fight!
Whose mute looks like a pepper pot? Who was banned from Spain in 1492? Just how violent did Alexander the Great want to be? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Athena Kugblenu find out in today's Date Fight!
What would the world be like if the internet were any good? Who forged whose signature to get a pass for the Senate Baths? What were the seven Rockefeller sisters called? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Athena Kugblenu find out in today's Date Fight!
Is anyone interested in Richard le Scrope? Why would Jake choose the Pitcairn Islands? Can you just not be British while you do horrible things? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Athena Kugblenu find out in today's Date Fight!
Which explorer's father was a disgraced MP? Who was Pope Pius XI's favourite fascist dictator? Who is the most exciting Aelfthryth? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Athena Kugblenu find out in today's Date Fight!
Who would only pay a tax deductible ransom? What part of Daniel Radcliffe's body did Lizzie Roper see? Has Lizzie's guesting descended to the lowest possible level? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was on all those posters in the First World War? How did Mel Torme write The Christmas Song? Who invented cryptography? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Which country accepted the immigrants on the MS St Louis? What was the first balloon flight? Was Mary de Bohun's brother Giveadoga de Bohun? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
What does stinging like a bee consist of? What were the Opium Wars all about? What's the first thing the aliens will hear? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight.
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What's the best sore throat cure? Who invented scotch whisky? Who drew THAT picture of Gerald Scarfe? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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Can Catholics lie? What is Lizzie Roper's favourite kind of gate? who founded the Bank of New South Wales? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was Naughty but Naz? Why can't Jake lie? Who was the Swedish Nightingale? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
Who's the most Nazi monarch? Why did Ribbentrop give Wallis Simpson carnations? Who made Christian festivals less fun? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Lizzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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What sort of gnome is Jeremy Corbyn? What was John Wayne's real name? Who invented the Dow Jones index? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & LIzzie Roper find out in today's Date Fight!
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How long is a piece of string that is a metre long? Whose political downfall happened on the Vengabus? What makes Pope John XXI so special?
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Did Natt really forget to upload this until he was in bed? It's that why this is so vague? Because he can't listen to the episode to find out what it's about without waking his wife? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Sooz Kempner find out in today's Date Fight!
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Is Madonna worse than the Nazis? Does Jake have any Michael Rosen stories to tell? Whose murder hotel probably was mainly lies? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Sooz Kempner find out in today's Date Fight!
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How much did the Louisiana Purchase actually cost? Where did Joseph Smith hide his golden plates? What's the funnest thing to do in the Tower of London? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Alex von Tunzelmann find out in today's Date Fight.
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Whose hair is the goldest? What are the sequels to Black Beauty like? And who will win this week? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Rebecca Rideal find out in today's Date Fight!
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Why didn't Queen Marau like Tahiti? Who introduced T.S. Eliot to the Swedes? Who was the most handsome man in history? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Rebecca Rideal find out in today's Date Fight!
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Where should you draw the line? What was Nixon's favourite car? What surname links Ada & Linda? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Rebecca Rideal find out in today's Date Fight!
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What is Grounation Day? Which English poet had extraordinarily long arms? Who was "the evil genius of an evil administration"? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Rebecca Rideal find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who was The Roman? What is the deliberate mistake in today's episode? What parts of the body would make good parliaments? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley & Rebecca Rideal find out in today's Date Fight!
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Who frightened the fish? What was the Pass Law? Why would you want to be King of Northumbria in the late 700s? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight.
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What does Jake think is the most exciting story of all time? Is it really, though, we have had a lot of good stories? Seriously? The best? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
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What was the most boring battle in British history? Who popularised the term "Cold War"? Who is the best Estonian wrestler the world has ever seen? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
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How did they solve a problem like sharia? What dessert did Mrs Thatcher invent? Who was Dr Gonzo based on? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was the coolest king of the twelfth century? Whose cereal cured appendicitis? What's the best way to evacuate yourself when confronted by a volcano? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What should you do when the slaves are revolting? What was the best single about a dictator? Which member of Hear'say had an argument with Ed Miliband? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why does Jake have to apologise for the World Wars? Is armour useful in ice battles? Who is the legs? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight.
What shape should a dog be? Who was the last person convicted of espionage in the UK? Can Natt get through the bit where he has to describe the Dix Museum? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who invented boxing? When shouldn't you have the flu? Who was the best Wilson? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where are the Bojanus glands? What should you do to find out comparative hospital law? Who was the first female balloonist in Germany? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight.
Who's the best imaginary gynaecologist? What was the best thing airlifted into Berlin? When was the Last Supper? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was Mr Sandman really about? How many slaves did William Gladstone have? Who was England's most controversial bowler? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Is it meant to bend like that? Who's that rapping? How much money does it take to buy your own army? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What were Ronald Reagan's best (stolen) jokes? Who invented gambling on Native American reservations? Should you cut off your own ear? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who invented a searchlight and then got a lobotomy? Who should play Edmund of Langley in the film? What is the male gaze? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What are the two voices in French comedy? Who wrote 'The Way You Look Tonight'? Who is the most racist Clarkson? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where was Typhoid Mary born? Who was Typhoid John? And Typhoid Tony? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where would you hide religious text? Did Natt mean Frank Carson? Who knows all the results of all the elections? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who changes the sheets after a bed-in? Why are the Beatles awful? Is there a God? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What were Richard the Lionheart's songs like? What is the Matilda Effect? Are spectroscopes better than children? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who did Hitler make promises to before the Enabling Act? How many times do you have to kill Paul I? What's the best way of robbing a train? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who really annoyed Oliver Cromwell? Do we really ned more chick sexers? Has anyone read anything by Louis L'Amour? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What's gone wrong with Date Fight? Whose balls have been dropped this week? Who recanted his recantation? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What happens when you double all the soldiers' wages? What was Walter Raleigh's podcast called? What is a treatise? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Which one is the record button? How many times can you record an episode and feign interest? What is loads of interest, mathematically? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where is Tolpuddle? How do you get back into a space capsule when your suit is all blown up? What's the best folk song? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What's the likely cause of death when your sheep all their pop their clogs while standing next to a nerve-agent-testing-facility? Was St Patrick really kidnapped by pirates? What went on in Maori fortified villages? Jake Yapp and Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How do you make toilet roll spaghetti? What's Natt's ancestor up to today? Should you have kings? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Whose story has the most stabbing? Who was the Margrave of Baden-Baden? Who were the Two Fat Ladies? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is the funniest place name? Who was Jack Ruby? Was Tony Benn nice? Jake Yapp and Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Whose anus was Uranus names after? How did a bank holiday save capitalism? Who flew Adolf Hitler to the wrong place? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who were the Williamites? Who was the best 19th century novelist? Who invented guest-fighting? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What's playing at the Roxy? And how much over-budget did it go? Why shouldn't you make a 14-year old boy emperor? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What happened to Jesus' foreskin when he was resurrected? Should royals go skiing? How do raise money to fight the Scots? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where was William Pitt from? How many drinks it too many drinks to do a podcast after? Who was the most sextacular Minister of War? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is Zoe's scurrilous gossip? Who played in Mr Toad in the 1993 misfire Wind In The Hood? What stars would you take financial advice from? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Does history give up events for Lent? What are the world's worst 219 ideas? What was Noel Edmonds' best show? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's episode!
How did Isaiah Berlin destroy the world? Why should you always close the door on a ferry? What dod cosmonauts do on the wheels of their buses? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who got distracted by Perkin Warbeck? How do trains' brakes work? Who was the first person to die in the American Revolution? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What do you say to a bereaved Bolshevik? Who was the first Muhammad Ali? What was Mussolini's favourite dance? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What celebrity shows would Jake do? What was the USA's original national anthem? What are the brilliant things about Ivor Cutler? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is the chair of the Parliament of Asgardia? Where is Bohemia? Who was the son of the preacher man? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What does victory taste like? Who shouldn't have left whom in charge while they went away on holiday? What is a France? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why can't they agree on a pronunciation of Tintin? When was there a February 30th? Who was the funniest pope? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who died while trying to fly a drone? Why did Zero Mostel limp? What's Natt's favourite nuclear power station? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How big can ears get? No, really, how big an ears get? Do you have big ears?Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Is there any real difference between a million and a billion? What happened to the ship that was even more unsinkable than the Titanic? What was the plot of A Visit To Aldershot? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why do people watch cricket? What's the best way of convincing people you're a scientist? What percentage of people would have rather died in their beds than going to an Anderson shelter? How many did? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was the first President to be (almost) impeached? Which Grimm brother had the least comprehensive mind? Who founded Canterbury Cathedral? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was really thrown to the lions? Why should you never annoy a teacher? Who discovered Einsteinium? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight.
What did the Republicans think about polygamy in 1856? Why was Dolly called Dolly? Why did Natt include the Dowager Empress Wang in today's podcast? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What's the worst short story ever written? What was in the worst Communist Manifesto? Was all of history based on bets in the Royal Geographic Society? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who pawned Shetland? How much is a woman worth? What does Jeremy Clarkson think constitutes good poetry? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What was where Wall Street is now? Who came up with temporary insanity? How many wars has Britain had with the Dutch? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight
What did the cow fly over? WHo was the manager at Crawley Rumbelows in 1983? What kings id Warwick the Kingmaker actually make? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was the first person to solo all of the north faces of the Alps? Is Campoin better than The Inspector Wexford Mysteries? Who was the One Who Yawns? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is the unserious tennis brat? Who is your favourite UN Secretary General? Who killed the most guinea pigs? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How unfortunate was Piero the Unfortunate? What was the funniest thing Margot Asquith said? How many farthings in a peck? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who gets all the money off of Peter Pan In Scarlet? Who sat on the ground and told sad stories of cabbages and kings? How many hours of Youtube are there? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why can't we rebuild Ely Cathedral? Who went rummaging around Elisabeth Murdoch's garden? What minority did Harry Truman's wife hate the most? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is the world's second-biggest dirigible? Who took poison to protect their family? Where exactly is Her Indoors? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley have given over their seats to the Two Dads in the History Shed.
Who invented robots? Why did Jake ruin a barbecue? What's history's most famous salamander? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What does Keeley do? How many animals could Manimal turn into? What did the French swap Canada for?
What is the most gracious way to win? How much money is Jake Yapp worth? What on earth is Daylight Savings Time about? Jake Yapp and Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What's worth rioting about? What is an Order in Council? Who set all their ships on fire? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where do the bowls go in a dishwasher? Who was head of state in Russia after the Russian Revolution? Why is Natt speaking from inside a bin? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
When were history's worst recorded bushfires? When do women become sensible? What was Coolio's cookbook called? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What should happen to people who leave teabags on the draining board? No, really, who? We're not going anywhere until we get an answer. Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley demand a satisfactory response in today's Date Fight!
What texture is Jake's scrotum? Who knows the most about corn circles? How many people voted for George Washington? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What kind of plane goes up but doesn't come down? Why should Buddy Holly have stayed on the bus? What happens when you run out of cash? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why do dogs get all the credit? What should you do if a badger sees its own shadow? Who's the rudest ghost of all time? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley dind out in today's Date Fight!
What were The Beatles best songs? They put a red-hot poker where? Can Natt upload episodes from his phone? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Why should you wee on your hanky? Who booed Strom Thurmond? Should submarines have one of those reversing noises? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What was the other Hindenburg disaster? What was Jake doing in New Jersey in winter? Who was the US's first female tattoo artist? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How many Rubik's cubes can you stack before you hit space? How many Popes can you go through in a year? Ball or Bowe? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What was the Harrying of the North? Can there be any more camel facts? Who was the first female fellow of the Royal Society? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What did Humphry Davy keep in his basement? Whose pilot shaft broke into a bore hole? Who did Susan Boyle find in her flat? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who invented organised crime? Why shouldn't you hang a red light in Helsinki? Who has the longest constitution in the world? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What on earth is payola? What's the biggest diamond? What are they up to in Russia today? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is the most beautiful camel? What widens by itself every night? When did Caligula stop holing in his farts? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is the most celebrated cat? What is the right number of jazz fingers? Who inspired Home Alone? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who invented the potato? Are there any good foetus jokes? Will they or won't they? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who is the fourth-best Spice Girl? Who invented public relations? What is an Octopus Moon? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who was Hugh of Lincoln? What's the sound of bisque being eaten? Who was the original Rosie the Riveter? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who won? Who was the first woman to simulate orgasm onscreen? What did Charles VI think he was made of? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What's the most delicious island? How do you seduce Caesar's wife? What's the difference between driving a car and flying a plane? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Flight!
How long do you have to beat a Pope up for? What was the original Ponzi Scheme? How nice is it in Hollidaysburg? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Which President of Cuba had the best name? How did the Egyptians make the pyramids? Who died of sadness after the Siege of Bayonne? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How much molasses is far, far too much? What are the 6 virtues of Irish womanhood? How progressive was Buffalo Bill? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who sang Mutton-Licker Blues? What do 75 turkeys have to do with the Summer of Love? What was the dirtiest book you could get in the very early 90s? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who did the longest walk? Should you poop where you eat? Is ti wise to start land wars in Afghanistan? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Where's the biggest henge in Penge? Who has the coldest shoulder in the world? Which of the Spice Girls would you like to have a chat with? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Who should you support in a chariot race? How do pigs keep their blood sugar down? Who was the best English sculptor (hint: he wasn't English)? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is the best castle to look at while eating mustard? How did Coco Chanel try to end the Second World War? Who was the 18th century's Ann Summers? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What's the next best thing to getting to the South Pole? Who's the good Halliburton? Ball or Bowe? Jake Yapp and Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Can you understand Vatican 2 without seeing Vatican 1? How many feet do French UFOs have? Who was Fearless Nadia? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What does SOS really stand for? What shape is Nicolas Cage's grave? Who is the worst uncle in the world? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What was Franklin Roosevelt's Lizard Speech all about? Who hated the Montessori Method? And who bought the world's worst car? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How many curtain calls are appropriate after the audience has walked out? Who was Zebulon Pike? Can Natt say the word 'crusade' while he's got a cold? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What does Jake's dream about Craig Revel Horwood mean? What was the first snuff film? What was in the first hit parade? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What are all the polar bears complaining about? What is it with all the Henries? Where did all the dimes march to? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How many Latvians does it take to shoot Winston Churchill's hat off? What did Cuba Gooding Sr do? Who had the worst journey ever? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What are we all still doing here? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What is Val Kilmer short for? What was the most disappointing thing about the Millennium? Can we do a whole second year? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
Just how enthusiastic is it possible for two podcast hosts to be about a murder? Just how sassy was Heidi Fleiss? How fast did race drivers drive in the 1920s? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out the answers to all of these things in today's Date Fight!
What happened on the most uneventful day in human history? Who came second to the Spice Girls in their race for a Christmas Number One? How many chickens do you kill a minute? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
What does Natt's dad think of Richard Clayderman? Who was the first woman with a seat on the New York Stock Exchange? Who played Rob Roy in Rob Roy? Jake Yapp and Natt Tapley find out in today's Date Fight!
How many people can you get into Radio City Music Hall? Where was the UK's worst avalanche? What on earth is wrong with the people of Hastings? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out, and maybe outline exactly how awful they both are.
What are the rules of the football? What were the mysterious lights seen in Rendlesham Forest 39 years ago? How did Friends deal with the sensitive subject of Kwanzaa? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley do their very darnedest to find out in today's Date Fight!
When would J.J. Abrams like to die on Christmas? What are all the stories about Westminster Abbey, please? How did W.C. Fields want water used on his deathbed? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out all of these things and many more in today's Date Fight.
Written, Performed & Produced: Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley
How much eggnog is needed before a riot occurs? Why should you definitely listen to Jake Thackray? How do you avoid your children joining the Ku Klux Klan? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley worry at these and other questions in todays's Date Fight!
How big is Chichen Itza? What was the first comedy in the English language? Can one podcast accommodate both Carol Smillie AND Matt Baker? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out!
How long do cloves last? Why doesn't Jake remember Richard the Lionheart? What was the Americans' response when the Germans invited them to surrender? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out all of this and much, much more.
Who is more exciting than Knut Rasmussen? What is the study of Inuit people called? What is _ _ R _? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley discover all of this and much, much more in today's Date Fight!
How long does it take a king to write a song? What is the best gif? What Roman got everyone Lexuses (lexi?)? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out all of these things and all of the other things. Listen now!
Jake learns what Flashdance is. Natt learns all about the Wuthering Heights musical. There's just so much in today's episode of Date Fight.
It's just a lovely episode full of facts and funs. Join Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp are here to laugh and learn with you. And then they will try to blah blah blah.
Who's the rudest postman in the world? Where is Kitty Hawk? What was Kim Jong Il's morning show on Radio 1 like? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out.
Who was the New World Symphony nicked from? What is the best number of children to have? Could you live on a kite? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out!
Who invented the shoe? What's the second-most-exciting thing ever to have happened on Guernsey? How did Aslan die? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley discover all of these things today!
How many stigmas in a stigmata? How Golden Bay became Murderers' Bay? And why we don't use the word "discover" any more. All of these things and more are grist to the mills of Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley in today's Date Fight.
How many cigarettes did Tallulah Bankhead smoke every day? What don't we know about Kenya? What was the worst thing about Willie Rushton? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out.
How many sexy carnations did Ribbentrop send to Wallis Simpson? What was the Thirteenth Step for Alcoholics Anonymous? What is Wet Brain syndrome? Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp find out today.
That time people rioted about a brown dog? How many metres of bananas in a litre? An uncle-killing banquet? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley find out about all of this today!
The world's worst candyman! Yacht murders! Roller skates! Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley explore all of these things and more in today's Date Fight!
Repeats of Columbo! Treaties! Penguins! Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley search through all of history to find the most important things ever to have happened on the 8th of December.
Exploding albatrosses! John the Blind! People who are better than Rube Goldberg! So much stuff today for Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley to sink their fangs into.
How do you jump over the Washington Monument? Why don't Americans say the "i" in "aluminium"? What was the world's most violent water polo match? Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley answer these and more questions in today's Date FIght!
We find out about the fifteenth century's sexiest witches, French Frank(c), and the mysteries of Catalonian nomenclature. Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley laugh and learn about all of this...
Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley take on one of the biggest mysteries in history: what happened to the Marie Celeste? Find out what they learned in this episode...
Mermaids! Flags! Dog poos! Basil the Adequate! Laugh and learn about all these things with Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley in today's Date Fight!
What did the Great Fire of London destroy? What's most explosive thing to have happened under the bleachers? Who invented lo-res painting?
Find out with Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley in today's Date Fight!
How do you inquisit a Pope? Who am the best Sherlock Holmes? What does Alan Titchmarsh do in Manhattan? Find out all of this in today's Date Fight, as Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley trawl the past for nuggets of the future.
Yet more historical nonsensery with Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp. Today, we learn about the Crystal Palace, what a monkey closet is, the first extraterrestrial, and more.
More dates, more fighting. Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp are deciding what the most important thing to have happened today was.
Today we learn how to catch water in a teacup attached to your head, how to found the Royal Society, and how to be best friends with Timmy Mallett. Join Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley as they learn all of this and then fight about it.
How do you make an address into the most popular address in London? Which was the most right-wing McWhirter brother? What was in the first Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? Natt Tapley and Jake Yapp try to find out.
We've got the Curse of King Tut, The Curse of Squidward, The Curse of the Sykes-Picot Agreement! Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley argue once again about the most important things ever to have happened on the 26th of November.
Whole new week! Whole new facts! Join Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp as they find out the truth behind the Wars of the Roses, the first domestic terrorists to attack Manhattan, the Loch Ness Monster and Malcolm the Destroyer.
Missing links, bed pans, rugby, and ANOTHER TIE! Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley once again hurl events at each other to see what can survive the conker fight of facts!
It's finally happened. Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley, in their search for the most exciting, illuminating and funniest things in history, they have finally crossed events. It's the event horizon. And it's all about Doctor Who. And the Dow Jones. And Andromeda.
The competition is heating up and having a strange effect on our two hosts. They discuss the assassination of John F Kennedy, the disbanding of the Templars and much, much more.
Created & Produced by: Jake Yapp & Natt Tapley
Well, today is a bit of a mixed bag. The tone is, frankly, all over the place as Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp trawl through the detritus of history to try to find nuggets that make life worth living.
Native Americans in Alcatraz, the Bill of Rights, crusades, encyclicals! Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp discover all of this and more in their hunt to find the best things that ever happened on a November 20th.
What were the first words of the third man on the Moon? Which Belgian painter is mostly famous for being the subject of a They Might Be Giants song? Who was the Man In The Iron Mask? Natt Tapley & Jake Yapp sort of find out some of these things and more in today's podcast.