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Each week, our hosts Doug, John and Lachlan pitch their film version of a remake, reboot or reworking of a book, movie or other popular culture property. We are aware that these films will most likely never show at a cinema near you...
In this very special episode we pay our respects to the comedic genius that was Jessica Walter.
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Lachlan and Doug discuss the Justice League Snyder Cut..... Be thankful it doesn't take four hours.
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In this episode, Doug & Lachlan discuss the films that made them who they are and appeal for help finding John.
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In this Never Showing Episode...John is still missing, Lachlan & Doug delve into the weird mind of Lars Von Trier and video game recommendations!
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With Godzilla vs. Kong coming out soon, we take a look at some classic match-up movies and play that fun game of 'who would win'...
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In this episode Doug & Lachlan discuss Netflix's big investment in Korean films, and how much they are loving it.
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While John wanders the desert, lost and desperate for water or human connection, Doug and Lachlan share their ideas for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.... and talk about cannibals.
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66% of the gang are out and about today so Doug decides to ramble on about one of his favourite films, The Shining
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Politics right now are downright serious and scary.... so what better topic for a fun and frivolous podcast about movies! We talk about some of our favourite politically themed movies over the years and then pitch our own movies that we would like to see made. We promise none of our pitches are based on current events so sit down tune out and take a break from reality with your hosts John, Lachlan and Doug.
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We at never showing are all about more. More intensity, more creativity, more joy, more sorrow, more fluctuating volumes of voice which means more CAAAAAAGGGEEE! This week we salute the man who has brought us such classics as Con Air, Face Off, Leaving Las Vegas and Jiu Jitsu!
The Tao of Nicolas Cage: https://www.pbs.org/video/idea-channel-nic-cage-intersection-yolo-and-taois/
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Happy New Year guys! We have been a little lazy (and a little hungover, to be honest) over the Christmas break. But we are back! Today we talk Ducktales in the White House and radioactive bunker shenanigans. Enjoy
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John is currently... well, we aren't sure where John is. But Doug & Lachlan are here to unwrap the HUGE Disney+ announcements from the Disney Investor's day.
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After such a year as this, it is important to focus on what matters: The Annual Never Showing Christmas Pitch.
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In this episode, John is away ho-ing somewhere and Doug is off checking his list twice so Lachlan enlists the help of his wife to round up the best festive films to stream this December.
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After the debauchery caused by John & Doug a few weeks back, Lachlan decided it was time to class the place up with a few references to Greek Theatre... Don't worry, it gets better from there.
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With the honourable Judge presiding, Lachlan and John argue the current state of cinema. Is it on its last breath? will their be a resurgence? will pants remain on for the entirety of the episode. All these questions will.... maybe.... possibly..... probably not be answered.
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With Lachlan away this week, Doug and John are left to their own devices. Needless to say things went downhill quite quickly,,,
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After an exhausting week. Our three hosts discuss the death of Sean Connery.
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Drugged and kidnapped, John, Lachlan and Doug find themselves in dark and decrepit bathroom. John feels right at home until they realise in order to escape, they must each pitch their ideal horror movie to a faceless and menacing audience...
It's our 1 year anniversary people! and we just wanted to take the time to thank each and everyone of you for listening to us ramble about movies on a weekly basis. you are amazing!!
Here is the list we used to make our pitches this week: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls002037865/
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The Never Showing guys decide now is the right time of year to delve into what made them such messed up individuals... particularly, what horror films contributed to their psychological trauma...
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In the spirit of Halloween we pay tribute to the Sultan of Splatter himself Mr Tom Savini!
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It's the spookiest time of the year.... or is it? John and Doug debate the merits of modern horror films as Lachlan grows drunk with power as Headmaster judge, lording his authority over the boys. This ladies and gentlemen is fight clu...I mean Film Court!
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With a couple of new Ghibli films on the horizon, and with the back catalogue available for juicy viewing on your streaming services, the Never Showing guys decide to pitch the film they'd like Ghibli tackle next.
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An ongoing debate is settled as Lachlan and Doug go head to head, mano y mano over one of the greatest film franchises of all time! (Disclaimer: Doug writes our episode descriptions). The entire episode confirms that; A: Doug would never have been able to pursue a career in law, not because of the many violations, but because he can't argue for peanuts; And B: Lachlan peaked on the debating team in high school.... Enjoy the episode!
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This week we give our thoughts on the Christopher Nolan epic 'Tenet'... Massive spoiler alert! Let us know on our Instagram or facebook if you agree with our thoughts!
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The guys discuss why the delightful dame holds a place in our hearts, but of course they get sidetracked along the way. Much like a puppy chasing a ball around the park, the boys bounce from one topic to another. The end result however, is that Maggie is a classy broad y'all!
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Abandoned by his co hosts in the deepest woods of Montreal, Doug is taken in by a pack of Wolves led by Celine Dion. Once alone, but now learning to fend for himself, Doug records a podcast singing Ms Dion's greatest hits. The boys get wind of this and offer food and shelter to Doug on the condition he abandons his Celine-cast and records a breakdown of the new Batman trailer instead.... This is that podcast.
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The guys tackle random topics. From staging multiple interventions, finding new sub-genres of music, Spike lee phoning it in and whether or not Doug is a Furry. Be warned, this episode plays out like a distracted twelve year old, except with three boring guys in their thirties. Enjoy!
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The boys take the time to sing the praises of an unsung hero that has brought to life some of the most memorable creature characters in cinema.... and Lachlan and John try to talk Doug out of embarrassing himself on Tik Tok unsuccessfully.
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The guys played Dungeons and Dragons last year when times were simpler. This is that game.
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With John floundering in a gutter somewhere, Lachlan and Doug decide to Do some online tests to check their validity. Also we find out that the Met Gala has a surprising fan. Test links below:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/which-2019-movie-are-you?fbclid=IwAR3vTGlDDCwuhVWWZ2xxF-t4ugSk3e05V2dVnXj3_BN_kN4e2Rz9sQQ5W8Q
https://www.thequiz.com/pick-the-best-movies-and-well-reveal-which-one-fits-your-personality/?fbclid=IwAR27KpkQBjYq0Ja0CgriESwwMs8yMTRDX4lkeUCDsjbtJ3GzFzDmzaVhTGY
https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/?fbclid=IwAR1TD9vOnnD8OGQ2KhgBnC5-Qd-G250-tFFwvEpFbXZeWKkR-YYeqEc8lT8
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The guys start out with a thoughtful discussion on the future of cinema and slowly devolve into erotic picture taking, movie watching regrets, children's movies we like as adults and 90s action movies. I mean, did you really expect anything else?
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Today we speak in awe of the man mountain they call the rock. The hardest working man in Hollywood holds a special place in our hearts. Things your likely to hear in this podcast: references to Ken dolls, mythic creatures from Jewish folklore, Tom cruise comparisons and way too much talk of The Human Centipede for no real reason! Welcome back to the Never Showing Podcast!
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It's incredibly obvious that Lachlan isn't here this week as Doug & John discuss their love of cinema, including their favourite cinematic memories.
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In this episode, Lachlan discusses fixing the problems he had with Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga.
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Kick off your Converse All Stars, Pour yourself a refreshing Vanilla Coke and listen to the guys discuss all things product placement in film. They also sell out and pitch their own product placement films in the hopes of earning some extra cash... It doesn't work.
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Ever wanted to know which scent our hosts embody? Weirdly enough this is the episode with the definitive answer! Oh! They also discuss the supremely talented Eva Green as well. Enjoy!
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The Never Showing crew pitch a 'bottle' film - don't know what a 'bottle' film is? Neither did Lachlan. Come listen to find out!
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On Today's episode we profess our love to El Tigre himself, Mr Danny Trejo. Join Doug, john and Lachlan as we discuss all things Trejo and admire the 76 year old's work ethic and body of work.
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John takes us through the Back to the Future film that almost was in this Never Showing special!
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She is talented, smart and her name sounds like a laser pistol! this week we are talking all things Pugh related! Discussed in this week's podcast, dating rules, nuns and the mysterious Cats Butthole cut... It's like the Snyder cut but more graphic and less superheroes. Enjoy!
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The Never Showing team discuss their ideal Tiger King movie, and talk about everything from who would play Joe Exotic to how much airtime Carol Baskin would receive.
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In the first episode of the Never Showing series, John talks us through the film he would most like to see Keanu Reeves in and the boys discuss their mutual bromantic feelings for Keanu.
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In this episode, the Never Showing Gang discuss the glorious era that was the 1980s and the film goodness that fills our tiny hearts with warm nostalgia for a time we can't remember. Doug wants to see a remake of a questionable children's film, Lachlan parts with a Part 4 of a franchise and John pitches a remake of a an early 80s remake that has cats in it but is no relation to any cat related films of recent times.
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Sit back, relax and enjoy as Doug, John and Lachlan (but mostly Lachlan) teach you a little something about the famous bard. The boys think they can improve on the work of Shakespeare and objectively fail miserably while John exits stage left, pursued by bear.
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In this episode, the guys discuss beards, bad films and breaking new ground with the somewhat failed Universal Dark Universe. Doug pitches a take a fresh take on the Jekyll & Hyde story, Lachlan suggests Brendan Fraser's return to the Mummy universe and John wants to see a reboot of a cult classic.
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We have gone a little stir crazy. Contained in this week's episode is effective toilet paper use techniques, a bizarre charitable donation to the people of Italy and Lachlan's potential proclivity towards dog murder. Oh, and we also share with you some of our favourite media to watch during self isolation and social distancing. Just don't take any of the other advice and recommendations too seriously...
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In this episode, the Never Showing guys rant about CGI in films and pitch a CGI film... sort of...
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The guys discuss what happens after the apocalypse; John discusses his role as wacker / Doug discusses which part of him would sustain them the longest and Lachlan's job as DF is cemented. Oh, and there are some pitches in there somewhere.
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We have guests! KB & Julie from Musical's Taught Me Everything I know & Elvis Lives Podcasts are here to talk musicals, and in particular the musical phenomenon that is Dear Evan Hansen. In this episode John wears pants, KB pitches a reworking, Doug wants to see a teen movie, Lachlan thinks Disney is getting it right and Julie pitches a mash-up that we really want to see.
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In this episode the Never Showing team pitch their ideas for an Apocalypse film. Doug pitches a Crichton-esque dystopian future, Lachlan pitches a 'cosy catastrophe' film and John delves deep into alternate history.
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In this episode, the guys discuss love. And films. And the different types of love. Doug pitches a remake of a terrible adaptation, Lachlan cheats once again and takes cues from a Rom-Com Generator and John pitches a sci-fi rom-com about men having babies. Happy Valentine's Day. You're also welcome if this was your reminder to do something special for that special someone.
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Doug, John and Lachlan make inappropriate jokes about a small gold statuette while discussing all the nominees for this years Oscars. What you have to look forward to in this episode: Johns budding career in the adult entertainment industry, Lachlan's foray into pitching the ultimate Oscar Bait and Doug being bitter he doesn't have his own little statue, although he did rub one at a trivia night...
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John, Doug and Lachlan deep dive into the rich history of the Power Rangers and discuss teenagers acting inappropriately, spandex, Early nineties CGI and whether life got any better for the original lineup of alien-fighting teens. As usual, they get wildly sidetracked on the way...
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In this episode, the guys discuss movies based on albums (not to be confused with musicals) and pitch their ideas for films inspired by Bloc Party's 2007 album 'A Weekend in the City'.
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In this episode Doug, John & Lachlan discuss expanding the magical world of J.K.Rowling's Harry Potter. John pitches an octane fuelled film, Doug gets a little rom-commy and Lachlan wants to see a film based on the only sport he has ever been interested in.
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In this episode of the Never Showing Podcast the guys watch the 1993 "Masterpiece" of a film that was Super Mario Bros. and collaboratively try and pitch what they would have done.
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In this episode the guys discuss the year that has been and the year that’s coming, and prematurely award some awards for 2020’s upcoming films.
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John, Lachlan and Doug take a classic like The Night Before Christmas and sully it with their own version. Plus we have special guest pitches to celebrate the time of Giving. Merry Christmas and Never Showing Will be back in the New Year!!
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In this very special Never Showing episode, Doug, John & Lachlan decide to do a secret Santa, pitching the ultimate Christmas film for each other. Doug pitches a Santa film for Lachlan, Lachlan pitches a festive action film for John and John pitches a Christmas caper with heart for Doug. From all of us at the Never Showing Podcast - Merry Christmas!1
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In this episode, we tackle the pop culture giant that is Star Wars! We discuss Lucas, Disney and the future of the Star Wars extended universe!! John pitches a comic adaptation, Lachlan cheats by renting a Star Wars fan to come up with a pitch for him and Doug pitches a historical epic.
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This week we explore some dungeons, maybe some dragons and definitely some pitches. Dungeons & Dragons is a global phenomenon that is growing with each passing year thanks to some popular culture explosions - and we thought we'd pitch what exactly a Dungeons & Dragons film should be...
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In this episode, we attempt to catch 3 starting pitches for the pocket monster franchise. John pitches a 1980s inspired Pokemon action film, Lachlan has been playing a Nintendo 64 game as research and Doug wants to see a quirky spinoff of Detective Pikachu... Plus all the regular banter and Harrison Ford references.
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In this episode John, Doug & Lachlan discuss subs or dubs, South Korean popular culture exports, whitewashing and we pitch our remakes, reboots and even an extreme reimagining of the 2016 South Korean Zombie film "Train to Busan"!
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In this episode we discuss the man in tights himself, Robin Hood! As perhaps one of the most instantly recognisable characters in English literature we each have a go at pitching our version of the story: Doug goes back in time with contemporary sensibilities, Lachlan pitches an indie film that could earn some awards and John pitches a big name Heist film!
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In this episode we discuss the merits of one of the finest piece of Video Gameography - Naughty Dog's "Uncharted" and our ideas for an Uncharted film. We also discuss video games as films, why some things should stay as they are and the possibility of John being Harrison Ford's secret love child.
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In this episode we celebrate the caped crusader's 80th Birthday. Doug pitches a Batman film based off perhaps one of the greatest graphic novels ever written, John takes the Dark Knight out of Gotham and Lachlan wants to get the band back together to get Batman back on track.
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In this first episode of the Never Showing Podcast, we pay homage to the genre that brought us together, examine the fascination behind the horror genre and hop into the elevator to pitch our remakes of some public domain horror films; Lachlan pitches a contemporary take on 'The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari', Doug nails a pitch on 'The Driller Killer' and John presents his take on the bizarre Italian horror "The Horror Express".
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