During a conversation on the show about cheating at board games/sport/competitions we got a call from Lynne. Listen to hear the story she told us which could rock Scottish football to it's core.
Boogie's daughter has taken her first tantrum because she doesn't have a tail like a mermaid... Hear some of the funniest stories of things your kid has taken a tantrum over.
You told us about your encyclopedic knowledge of a particular subject. Something that you would have as your specialist subject on Mastermind. Car registration plates, telephone area codes, Intel Processors, Sharks and Legislation all featured.
The naughty Elf on the Shelf has been causing mayhem in households across Edinburgh, the Lothians and Fife. The kids called to tell us what the Elf on the Shelf did in their house last night.
After a chat with Boogie & Arlene last year! Robbie Williams has written about THAT question Arlene asked him!
After Prince Harry proposed to Megan Markle while making a roast chicken dinner we asked you about your un-romantic marriage proposal.
You told us what word or phrase you use when you can't swear. "Oh sugar" and "Oh ya basket" were some of our favourites.
Scott from Willowbrae was the latest person who managed to get 10 out of 10 and win £2,000 on the £2K Minute.
There's something taking up space in your attic/cupboard/garage, it belongs to your other half but they won't let throw it out. You told us what it is and why you can't get rid of it.
You fessed up to some of the stupid things that you've done. and gave us a right laugh. Including what happened to Kieren from Musselburgh when he was stopped by the Police and Andrea's lesson in how not to take a pregnancy test...
Kirsty and her son Murdo have found a huge blue spider in their garden. They called for help to see if anyone could identify it.
Knoxy is in a huff with her brother and currently isn't speaking to him. The best thing her brother hasn't realised it yet! You told us about the times you went the huff with your sibling as an adult over something trvial.
Boogie returned from a stag doo in Munich over the weekend and got something while he was there that he now regrets. He needs to get rid of it before his wife spots it. You gave him some advice.
Lucy Duncan from Bruntisland was the latest winner of the Forth 1's On The Money with East Western Motor Group.
You told us about that time you decided to "borrow" a "souvenir". It's after Marty visited the new Queensferry Crossing and was tempted to "borrow" one of the bolts... Includes Arsene Wenger's doorstop and a chunk on the Grand Canyon.
We had to break the news to Arlene that Tom Hardy's dog that featured in his CBeebies bedtime stories had died. She did however have a good idea of a replacement...
Marilyn McKee from South Queensferry is our latest winner on the £2K Minute. She answered 10 questions correctly in 60 seconds and win £2,000.
You told us about how you broke your smart phone on the 10th birthday of the iPhone. Eileen told us about the time she lost her phone. You will never believe where it showed up!
Stories about that time you have to borrow someone else's clothes.
Boogie, Arlene and Marty were lucky enough to get a look at the 'world's most luxurious ship ever built' when it docked in Leith. The grabbed a chat with some of the crew to see what it's like working on such a cruise-liner.
There's been an increase in 'Avocado Hand' - this is when people cut there hand when trying to open an avocado. We heard your stories of when you've suffered a food related injury.
Here's how Supervan 2017 unfolded from the donations, to being out in the van, our winner and the final total. Thanks once again for your support.
Lily puts a Scottish twist on a classic joke that made us proper laugh.
On the topic of horses we took a very funny phone call. However the nature of it means we couldn't put it on the radio. .. But my it made us laugh.
After hearing that Tom Hiddleston peed on his mate after he got a jellyfish sting, we wondered if that was the right way to treat it. April called us to how her sting was treated.
After hearing that Prue Leith might be one of the new judges on the Great British Bake Off, it got us thinking about celebrities with local places in their name. Karen DUNBAR, Gabby ROSLIN, Kanye WESTER HAILES... etc
Hear the moment Graham from Stockbridge won £2,000 on the £2k Minute.
Edinburgh is the most neighbourly city in Scotland, 4th in the UK. You told us something interesting about your neughbours but maybe close your curtains...
We heard a story about a lady who used her husbands sock as a fake tan mitt. He did realise and ended up with a severely fake tanned foot! You told us about the times you other half uses you stuff.
We relive some of our favourite moments from 2016 alongside some of our favourite tunes. Here's to 2017!
A woman fell asleep on the Glasgow Subway slumped over a strangers shoulder. So the lad decided to take selfies and tweet them. You told us about that time you fell asleep in public?
We've been allowed to name a gritter so we asked for your suggestions. Here are some of our favourites.
Boogie was left scarred by some of the stories in a children's book he was reading to his daughter. Not a happy ending in 'The Red Shoes'. If you aren't familiar with it, Boogie reads the story.
Did you ever try to help someone and you just made things worse? Ross called to tell about how he cleaned his girlfriends microwave then it blew it. Kim tells us about the time she thought he would help her partner gloss the hall...
Jack and Navid from Still Game told us that the show has a new character, Methadone Mick. They told us all about the new series and return to the Hydro for Still Game Live 2.
Edinburgh Council have launched a consultation to see what improvements residents would like to see to make it the best city in the world by 2015. Here are some of you suggestions.
We wanted to know what the weirdest thing you'd been asked to do for your job. John the taxi driver, was asked to do a special fare for a couple who wanted some special time in the back of his taxi.
Jamie called to tell us about his mate who broke his leg at the weekend - sore enough. However a series of comedy errors just added to his pain.
Yesterday we heard from TJ and Elise who met each other on holiday in Tenerife a few weeks ago. However things took a twist this morning when we got a call from Anna!
Hear about Derek and John who found love in the 'Black Chicken' bar in Benidorm. Plus we had calls from TJ and Elise who found love in Tenerife just a few weeks ago.
Today it's Summer in Scotland! You told us about the things that only happen in Scotland on a sunny day. Including Denise who hates the phrase "Taps Aff".
Olly Murs is our guest on tomorrows show. However when we recorded the interview there was a slight misunderstanding between Olly and Arlene... It was so naughty we can't even put it on the radio!
Fran Healy from Travis appealed for help after his VW camper van went missing in Berlin. Turns out he was looking for it in the wrong street. So you told us you stories of lost and found. #BoogieInTheMorning #Lost #Found #Forth1 #Radio
Wales play Portugal in the semi-finals of Euro 2016 tonight. We're getting right behind Wales and we wanted to know your links to Wales. The tenuous the better.
Arlene has never been to a music festival before. So with your help Boogie and Marty put one together for her in the space of 3 weeks. One thing we couldn't tell you was the location - but for 2 very good reasons....
After Boogie and Marty have arranged a festival for Arlene she broke some bad news. She had been offered a ticket to Wimbledon for the same date and was tempted to go. So she had to decide - BAMPOTS festival or Wimebledon. #Forth1 #BAMPOTSfestival #BoogieInTheMorning #festival
Arlene has never been to a festival and can't make any of the big festivals this year. So Boogie has come with an idea to thrown Arlene her own festival. #Forth1 #BoogieInTheMorning #Festival #BAMOTSfestival
Impressionist Craig Ball is through to the final of Britain's Got Talent. We love an impression and you called us with your best impression. We tried to guess to who it was.
We were left in fits of giggles after Arlene's description of the word 'cushion'.
We traveled right around Edinburgh, the Lothians and Fife collecting items for our Super-Van. Here's what happened over the day and the moment we called our winner.
It's National Stop Snoring Week and Arlene snores. We gave her an app to record her snoring and it sounded like a buzz saw. So we asked for you tips to help stop snoring.
After Michael Buble was spotted eating a corn-on-the-cob like a banana we asked if you eat anything in a weird way. Can you guess what Alf eats when he "puts the creamy bit into my mouth and suck it all off in a oner."
You'll have heard in the news about the Edinburgh schools that have been closed because of problems with the buildings. This has meant a lot of kids has have been off school for an extra week and missed out on some important classes. We decided to do our bit to help the kids and invited some of them in to the studio for some lessons.
Having never seen Game of Thrones Boogie in the Morning wondered what all the hype was about. Mark called us to convince us why it is a must watch!
Listen to hear about times you got to go to work with Mum or Dad when your were a kid. Sometimes you got to do really cool stuff like press buttons. Other times you had to lick envelopes...
We helped us play a prank on Arlene for April Fools Day and you played an absolute blinder! An ostrich escaped from the zoo??? Nae chance.
Boogie has returned from his paternity leave and he talks us through the birth of his daughter. A few too many details for some...
29th February is traditionally a day where a lady would propose to a gentleman. Panic set in when Mark go a phone call from his girlfriend on the show with a very important question for him...
Boogie tried out a Tense machine which simulates what it's like to have a contraction. Just as we were about to play a game and crank up the pain something unexpected happened.
Scott called to tell us a funny joke from his kitchen before school. Today it was about the Teletubbies.
Arlene got chatted up in a shop yesterday. One of the staff said she had a nice smile and she was cheesin' for the rest of the day. But has a chat-up line ever worked on you?
1/3 of people say they know where they were conceived. If you had named your kids after where they were conceived what would they be called?
Boogie passed the Burton's Biscuit factory at Sighthill yesterday and just couldn't get over how nice it smelled. You told us about the best and worst smells across Edinburgh, the Lothians and Fife.
We've been talking about names and how big a deal it is when you name your child. Andy Murray has just become a Dad and Boogie is going to be one is a couple of weeks. Listen to hear why Scott Lunn, Yvette and Jennifer Goodwillie hate their names.
Edinburgh University have created an IQ test for dogs. We love our pets but sometimes they can be a bit dim. You told us stories about how your pets were just plain daft.
With The X Files back on telly tonight we wanted to know of any unexplained phenomena going on in your house. We had a mysterious scarf, all the kitchen units opening themself and a house haunted by Justin Bieber.
Boogie has been tasked by his wife to put together a playlist for the when she is in labour. Listen to hear some of your song suggestions.
If you've done something at the weekend to offend your other half, it's not as bad as this story from Argentina.
It's been a busy year for the Boogie in the Morning team. Here are some of our favourite moments over the last 12 months.
Arlene almost won Christmas at the weekend. It's a heart warming story of how she helped an old man - so much so that he called her his "Christmas Angel". But listen to hear what she stopped just short of doing...
If you missed the big news this morning - Boogie is going to be a Dad. We had hidden a rather subtle message in our Christmas song. See if you can spot it.
Adele released her new album '25' today and we had some clips of the songs to play. However before we played them we asked Arlene to give us her interpretation of what she thought the song would song like just from the title.
If you saw a copy of the Edinburgh Evening News yesterday you would have see our Arlene and THAT photo. It was a bit of an unflattering photo. Arlene tells us how it came about.
Have you ever been kicked out of somewhere other than a pub? We had calls from people who had been kicked out of the The Louvre in Paris, the Vatican and a ball pit.
The new Bond film is out today and James Bond has saved the world numerous times. We asked "I didn't save the world, but I did save _______". Listen to hear some of the best stories we had on this.
Boogie and Arlene had a meeting scheduled yesterday and they BOTH forgot to go to it! Listen to hear a call Davey who forgot to pick his child up from school but then realised he left something else at home.
We were a bit glum this morning after the rugby yesterday. However Arlene cheered us right up with a story about having to get an injection. Listen to find out where and why Arlene had to have an injection...
We got talking about your favourite TV theme tunes on today's show. Listen to hear some of your favourites and Darren from Livingston volunteered to sing the theme to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Arlene gives us the laugh of the week when she find out Mary Berry and Joey Essex wear the same type of belt.
The Queen becomes becomes Britain's longest-reigning monarch today. We heard some of your stories from when you met her. Listen to Ross who had 2 bad encounters with The Queen. Quite frankly he should be locked in the tower!
When your kids post something on Facebook and you just can't help but write something sarcastic in the comments. Boogie has a list of some remarks left by parents on the their kids page.
Last night, Boogie's 71-year-old Mum checked in to the Warehouse Nightclub in Galashiels on Facebook. Firstly, we didn't know there was a nightclub in Galashiels. Secondly, what was she doing there?
60% of people have admitted to stealing something from work. Arlene says she once 'acquired' a ream of paper from office. Listen to hear some of the bizarre things you said you 'acquired' from your workplace.
Carol Vorderman has revealed she fell off her treadmill after exercising naked. Who exercises naked?!? Listen to hear the full story.
Boogie gave both his parents a row over the last few days. You told us about the last time you had to give your parents a row. Listen to hear what happened when Geordie left his car with his Dad for the weekend.
A 4 foot snake has been found in a street in West Pilton, Edinburgh. The anaconda named 'Willy' was found on the street by a council worker. The team speculate as to how it got there.
Arlene's Dad got a 50p bus all the way from Aberdeen to Edinburgh to hand-deliver something to Arlene, because it was cheaper than sending it in the post... You told us stories of the person in your family who is really frugal/tight.
We heard a ridiculous story that Richard Madeley could be joining Strictly Come Dancing because he was heard humming the theme tune... We then came up with a new game called Strictly HUM Dancing. Listen to hear how it works. We thought nobody would call up to do this - but they did!
What's the furthest you've gone to pick up the kids? A Mum had to drive from Hull to pick up her daughter from T in the Park last weekend. Listen to hear what airport Rab had to pick up his son from - it wasn't Edinburgh, Glasgow or even Newcastle...
It was National Cow Appreciated Day so we asked you to tell us about the time you have an encounter with a cow. Listen to find out what happened when an American tourist came face-to-face with a cow and what the cows that came in to Penny's garden did.
It was the most unromantic day of the year today. So to add in a bit of romance we asked what song you had your first slow dance to. Listen to hear some of your stories and Arlene and Marty have an awkward slow dance in the studio.
Arlene presents her guide on how to keep cool when it's hot. Listen to find out the best thing to eat in hot weather. It might surprise you.
After a girl in Australia had to be freed from a pair of skinny jeans you told us about that time you got stuck in an item of clothing. Listen to find out what happened to the woman stuck in a dress in Jenners. #Forth1 #BoogieInTheMorning #Clothes #Radio #SkinnyJeans
We reveal the best time to sit down and have a conversation with your partner if you really want to get them to listen to you. Unfortunately the ideal time for men and woman are almost 12 hours apart...
Japanese scientists have developed a talking bra which will give you a pep talk with some uplifting messages. Listen to hear what Arlene thinks her bra would say if it could talk.
This Thursday Boogie & Arlene have been set the challenge of raising £10,000 each for Cash for Kids Superhero Day. They'll start broadcasting on Forth 1 at 6am on Thursday and won't stop until they've raised the cash. However they aren't allowed to leave the studio. You called in with some suggestion on how we could raise the cash.
You might remember last year Arlene saved a pregnant horse. Well the foal is due any day now and the owner has revealed they will name the horse after Arlene to thank her for her heroics. Listen to hear the full story.
This morning it was announced Edinburgh Airport is to be renamed Ian Rankin International Airport after the famous crime author. RIGHT THEN!! And the Oscar goes to...
This morning Arlene was suspended from the show after a "fracas" with Producer Marty. Luckily we managed to calm her down in time for the travel. Listen to hear how she got out of hand.
Here is the advert for new company 'Fame Claims 4 You'. Helping those celebrities who have been injured at work.
Last year at the Oscars John Travolta famously stumbled over the pronunciation of Idina Menzel's name. At last night's ceremony Idina got her own back as John Travolta joined her on stage. Listen to hear what she did.
This morning we asked if we should do away with the half term holidays. It can be pretty expensive for child care and cause an inconvenience but it gives the teachers a break and the roads are a lot quieter. Listen to hear your arguments for and against half term school holidays.
We were left in stitches this morning with some of your phone calls about when trying to be romantic goes horribly wrong. We all try to be romantic but the truth is none of us are good at it!
Listen to hear about the incident Linda had with her freezer and what happened to Pauline when she was taken to a football match on a date.
We've been talking about National Be Naked at Work Day this week. The only job we could think of where you would need to be naked (except for the adult entertainers) was a life model. After a vote it was decided Boogie should model and Arlene would draw him.
Listen to hear Arlene laugh at a nudey Boogie. We've got a video too, although we'll save that till Monday...
The latest round of Britain's Got Talent auditions are taking place just now. In one of the auditions Simon Cowell was reportedly hypnotised by a dog! Listen to hear the story in full. #Forth1 #BoogieInTheMorning #SimonCowell #BGT
A dog-walker has filmed what he claims is a big black cat "the size of an Alsatian" in a field near Ormiston. The last sighting of the Beat of East Lothian was in 2001. However we weren't convinced by this latest sighting.
Boogie returned from his boys holiday. However he admitted he didn't bring his wife back a present! Listen to find out what we thought the rules are about bringing back presents for your other half.
A new reality TV show starts tonight called 'The Real Housewives of Cheshire'. But if there was a reality show set in Edinburgh, the Lothians or Fife what would it be called? Our suggestions were 'Gorgie Shore', 'Ex on the Porty Beach' and 'Made in Kelty'. Listen to hear more of your suggestions. #Forth1 #BoogieInTheMorning #Edinburgh #Lothians #Fife #RealityTV
In January the weather is bad, we're all skint and on the come down from Christmas. However experts have found the best way to banish the January blues - listening to sad songs. Listen to find out more. #Forth1 #BoogieInTheMorning #JanuaryBlues
Earlier this week Boogie's wife said "It's fine" for him to Boogie a lads break with his mates. Listen to find out if he booked it or if he chickened out!
We digested the news that Edinburgh could become a "20mph city" under new proposals. More than 80% of Edinburgh's roads, including the whole of the city centre could be 20mph if new proposals are approved later this month. Listen to hear our thoughts on the matter.
Boogie wants to go away on a short break with the lads and his wife said "It's fine". However he's not quite sure if she is happy for him to go or not. You got in touch to give your advice. Listen to Big Scott's response and we phone Boogie's wife to find out what she really meant.
Officials in Bruge, Belgium want to build a beer pipe line through the city to avoid the beer trucks damaging the cobbled roads. Listen again to hear our plan to tap in to it!
Christmas and New Year is over and it was back to work for most of us today. So we asked "I'm looking forward to going back to work today because..." Listen to hear how Pat managed to get 6 WEEKS of her work from Friday.
The most germ infested part of your house has been revealed. It's not your toilet, door handle or hand rail. Listen to find out what it is. You may be surprised...
This morning we got on to the subject of having to develop you photos at the chemist. Apparently you sometimes got a 'Inappropriate Content' sticker on your spool if there were some risque photos on there. Listen to find out which member of team has had one of those stickers...
Steve Wadsworth from Selby has won a competition to name his local leisure centre. You'll never guess what he chose...
Boogie had a brace fitted yesterday to realign a tooth. Luckily he doesn't have to wear it during the show because when he does he can't speak right. Listen to hear how he introduced that new song by The Vamps!
It's Traffic Wardens Day and they have a tough job because nobody likes them just because of what they do. You told us about times where people have disliked you because of your job. Listen to the calls and texts from Police Officers, Maths Teachers and Funeral Directors.
The big scary film this Halloween is Ouija. It's sounds proper scary, just have a listen to the trailer...
Sometimes Arlene just grosses us out! This started as a simple conversation about a beer spa in Prague and ended in fits of laughter.
1 in 3 of us admit be being nosey neighbours. This morning you told us about the curtain twitchers in your street and any gossip from your neighbours.
Arlene's daughter is in her second year of Uni and has taken the decision to reclaim her bedroom and turn it in to the guest room. How long was it after the kids moved out before you reclaimed their bedroom? What did your parents turn your old bedroom in to. Listen to find out what Joanne from Edinburgh's Mum did when she moved out.
Red Bull have been sued for £8m because someone complained that drinking it didn't ACTUALLY make them grow wings! We took your suggestions of other companies we could sue for "false advertising" claims. Angie from South Queensferry had us laughing at her suggestion.
Arlene was kept awake last night when the battery ran out on her smoke alarm. It beeped ALL night! Listen to hear how demented she was and find out how long Bob from Edinburgh had a smoke alarm going off for.
Arlene missed her train at the weekend but when she finally got on the right train she had a run with a girl who had left her bag in the seat... Listen to hear Arlene's remark to her girl and her bag.
We had to pick ourselves up and dust ourselves down after today's Kid in the Car joke. Not only was the joke funny but Arlene's reaction and the subsequent fall out... Genuine tears of laughter from all three of us.
It's National Name Your Car Day. We wanted to know what name you have for your car and how it got that name. Arlene inherited a car called Betsy. Boogie's is called Rory - because it's a Golf... Listen to find out why Carol from Penicuik calls her car 'Christian'.
We broke down in fits of laughter this morning and it was all to do with Calvin Harris' new girlfriend...
Today marks the 20th anniversary of the first episode of Friends being broadcast. We revealed you're favourite Friends episode and how similar Arlene is to Monica.
** Y-O-U apostrophe R-E mean 'you are'. Y-O-U-R means your!"
Arlene was on a girls weekend last week and we all know the rule - what goes on tour stays on tour! However she broke this rule and told us what the girls talk about when there are no boys around.
Katie Price has named her daughter 'Bunny' - no joke. Listen to find out how Arlene was tricked by a friend in to thinking she had named their kid something odd.
Lynne joined us this morning and revealed that she has been selected to appear on a TV show filmed in France. She didn't know any French so we tried to help her out with a few phrases. Listen to hear what Big Scott remembers from French class.
We run down a list of the UK's most sweariest places. Surpisingly only 4 of the top 10 are in Scotland.
Kid in the Car is a kid telling us a joke on the way to school. We do it every morning at 8:35. Today, Kamal called up with more of a conundrum than a joke. It left us in stitches!
Stars In Their Eyes is returning to TV screens soon. So we got talking about which artist we would be if we were on the show. Listen to hear Arlene as Shirley Bassey and Boogie as Ronan Keating. Plus Shania Twain and Michael Buble.
You might have missed this valuable bit of information from after 9am on this show this morning - singing scares off spiders! Scientists says that just by singing at a spider is enough to scare it off out of any room. We put this to the test this morning. Listen to find out if it worked.
Tim Vine has been crowned the winner of the best joke at the Edinburgh Fringe 2014. Listen to hear Arlene deliver the winning joke.
After hearing about the pregnant panda we got talking about cravings. Some of you had some weird pregnancy cravings from soap to mustard. Listen to find our what Belinda mixed her Mars Bars and Creme Eggs with during her pregnancies.
A painter and decorator from Edinburgh has won £7m on the lottery. But will he give up the day job? Listen to hear our tips at spotting a millionaire painter and decorator.
Lynne's 'Tale of the Unexpected' was a bit gross this morning. A man who has been suffering nose bleeds for years goes to the doctors and they find something up his nose... Listen to find out what it is.
Gymnast Liam Davie's Team Scotland tracksuit was feared to have been stolen from his Mum's washing line. Listen to find out where we think it could be.
The Great British Bake Off returned to TV last night and was full of innuendos. However Boogie thinks they are doing it on purpose now as this clip demonstrates.
This morning we were talking about the games you play with your kids in the car or at home to pass time. Lots of you play the Regie Plate game or Car Snooker. Listen to find out what game Dorothy plays with her kids on long car journeys and why Brad has a large stash of golf balls.
Boogie reveals the best way to get a good nights sleep during the warm summer nights. We're not quite sure it is practical though.
The Ryder Cup is coming to Scotland in September and there is going to be a special gig at the Hydro. We think the organisers should have a more golf orientated line-up. Such as The EAGLES, Cee-Lo GREEN and WHOLE IN ONE Republic... Listen to hear more of your suggestions.
After Cheryl Cole got married she will now be known as Cheryl Fernandez-Versini. We think this is going to be a bit of a tongue twister for the X Factor voice-over man...
Lynne joined us for breakfast this morning and revealed that she tried to fool her son. He's only 5-years-old and wanted to go abroad on holiday. So they went on a beach holiday to Kingsbarns in Fife... However wee George thought it was abroad and Lynne didn't correct him.
A list has been published naming the age when you are too old do certain things. For example - how old is too old to have a new tattoo? Or how old is old to wear a bikini?
"14 pounds in weight is a what?..."
Today we heard some about 'outrageous holiday complaints' people have made. Including a woman who wanted a full refund because she chipped a nail on a pebble on the beach... We had a call from Ali that you might have missed. She had a real horror of a holiday - not as bad as her husband though... #Ohya
Wimbledon has only just started and Andy Murray is already a hero in our eyes. Find out how Andy rescued a run away labradoodle on his way to training.
Mariah Carey is launching her own soft drink called 'Butterfly' to compete with Coca Cola and Pepsi. But she's not the first popstar to have their own brand of drink - Oasis, Yazoo and Rita Kia-Ora... Listen to hear more of you suggestions of pop star drinks.
Parents across Edinburgh, the Lothians and Fife are analysing their child's school report card . Find out what Boogie and Arlene's teachers said on their old report cards.
"If you stop in your car and pick up someone, you are giving them a what?..."
Yesterday Arlene told us how she rescued an injured horse that had escaped. This morning she gave us an update on how the horse was and there was also an unexpected twist to the story...
Arlene was late for work this morning because she got "caught up rescuing a horse!" Listen to find out how she managed to help an injured horse on her way in to the show.
With One Direction in Edinburgh tonight many kids will be attending a gig for the first time. So we got talking about what your first gig was. Listen to hear some of our favourites including PJ and Duncan, Rick Astley and Let Loose.
It's National Camping Week and everyone has a camping story. We ask you to share yours on the show this morning. Listen to hear about the swarms of Lady Bugs, tripping over guy ropes and playing pranks on Girl Guides.
A new survey reveals that Scotland has the most macho men in the world beating Russia, Australia and England. You put this to the test and told us how much of a big girls blouse you man is.
A Nando's lover down south got a tattoo on his buttocks in the hope that the company would give him free food. Unfortunately they said no. Listen to find out where we think he should have got his tattoo.
A quick round of the birthday game. Guess what birthday the celebrity is today and find out what Arlene would like to say to George Clooney.
Today's Kid in the Car made up laugh so much that we wanted to share it with you again. If you've never heard Kid in the Car before and kid on their way to school calls in and tells us a joke.
We opened a can of worms this morning by asking - what don't you understand about the opposite sex? Listen to the queries we had about girls wearing high heels to blokes playing Football Manager.
Boffins say the JAZZ music is the best for getting you in the mood for love (if you are a girl). Listen to find out our TURN ON SONG.
An American woman goes on a first date. Takes him back to her place - goes to "freshen up" and when she returns he's gone and so is her telly! We told you about some of our first date horrors.
Boogie had a Curly Wurly yesterday and it just wasn't as good as when he was a kid. So we started a list of things that just aren't as good as they used to be. Listen to hear what you added to the list.
Munich in Germany is set to introduc public nudist areas. If we were to introduce these areas in Edinburgh where would they be? Listen to hear a few of your suggestions.
We had a bit of fun this morning with it being 1st April... Did you phone us for tickets to 'Slam on the Tram'? Listen again to hear what it was all about.
Kermit and Miss Piggy have waded in to the debate on Scottish Independence. Unfortunately we didn't have the audio of their comments, so we had to improvise...
Arlene puts an Instant Irish Accent Spray to the test.
Scientists have found that Rich Tea biscuits are best to dunk in your tea. Listen hear Arlene's reaction to Boogie's Ginger Nuts.
Listen and play along to Crufts or Crock. Boogie reads out a name and you have to guess if it's a real dog name at Crufts or if he's made it up.
Today we heard your stories from tradesmen who have pulled pranks on their apprentices. Listen to hear a very funny story from Scott the mechanic about what kind of tubes he sent one of his apprentices to get.
Arlene proclaimed "My son is the next Calvin Harris" after hearing a music project he made at school. It got us talking about proud parents and asked you to complete this sentence "My son/daughter is the next..." Listen to hear the story and find out some of the reposes we had.
Boogie and Arlene discuss last nights Oscars. Who won what? Who was wearing who? And who fell over again...
We received a handwritten letter from Irish George who is trying to track down a girl her met called Lisa. Listen to hear the full story. Could you be the Lisa he is looking for?
A report claims you are more likely to pull if you have a Geordie accent. So we wanted you to call us if you had an accent and we would decide if it was sexy or not.
At the BRITs last night Harry Styles almost missed the One Direction acceptance speech because he was in the loo. What exciting things have you missed because you were in the toilet?
Find out why French Chef's are trying to ban people taking photos of food in their restaurants.
Marty has moved in to his new flat and he has nothing in it apart from his TV, hoover, kettle and a deck chair. So we're looking to kit out Marty's flat with the old tat in your house you don't any more. These callers has some items to contribute.
Boogie talks through how guys could impress the lady on Valentine's Day for only £14. Guys, if you try this you really will be the man of her dreams this Valentine's Day.
The BBC have had complaints about the commentary of Jenny Jones bronze medal win at the Winter Olympics. One of her friends and fellow snowboarder was invited into the commentary box and got a little carried away. Find out what people are getting all upset about.
Arlene has wasted most of her weekend playing Flappy Bird on her phone. The team give the game a try but who will get the highest score.
A dog owner was raging after his dog chewed off the wheel arch from his £80,000 Aston Martin. Arlene's cat left a 'little parcel' on a brand new dress and Dave's rabbit once chewed the cables on his DVD player. You told us your stories of what your pet had destroyed.
Arlene runs down a list of the worst chat-up lines you are likely to hear. Surprisingly some of these actually worked!
David Beckham builds Lego to help de-stress. His biggest accomplishment was building Tower Bridge. We wanted to know what things you've made or built that you are really proud of.
Illusionist and magician David Copperfield has announced his engagement. This prompted our listener Neil to call us and share his story about how David Copperfield made him disappear. Listen to find out if Neil breaks the 'magicians code' and tells us how it was done.
Arlene was telling us about how she nodded off at the gym last night and we couldn't quite believe it. We heard your stories of where you had fallen asleep in public including a Body Balance class and the dentist.
Arlene got a bit emotional and had to pull herself together after going see the War Horse stage show at the Festival Theatre.
Marty moves in to his new flat this week. He has a TV and a hoover - that's it! His sofa doesn't arrive until April. He'll be sitting on beanbags and using a box as a coffee table for the next while. What memories do you have of your first flat?
We're never afraid to tackle the big issues of the day... Is a Kit Kat a biscuit or a chocolate bar? Boogie, Arlene and Marty debated this today until we got clarification from Nestle.
Arlene revealed the latest "fashion trend" for guys is Meggings - Leggings for Men. Listen back to find out why no man should don a pair of these.
It's National Hugging Day and it's a fact that bigger people give the best cuddles. Listen again to find out why Arlene doesn't want a cuddle from Harry Styles and what happens when Big Scott from Tranent goes down the water slide at Dunbar pool.
By popular request (we had 2) here is today's joke on 'Kid in the Car'. If you haven't heard 'Kid in the Car' we ask a kid on the way to school to phone us with a joke.
This morning Boogie got a bit confused over the word "hippocampus". Listen again to find out what happened.
You are more likely to break-up with your partner in January than at any other time of the year. But how long should should you wait after the break-up before you find someone else?
Researchers say a cup of tea is more important than sex for a happy relationship. We wanted to know what little things make your relationship better.
The Apprentice and Great British Bake Off are both looking for contestants for their new series. We wanted to know if you have ever been a contestant or starred in another telly show.
Spies for MI5 and MI6 are set to be exempt from speeding in line with police, fire and ambulance drivers. Previously they had to stick to the speed limit even if it was a matter of national security. The James Bond films wouldn't have been the same if he had to stick to the speed limit.
It's that time of year where the silliest wee things can irritate you and put you in a bad mood. Boogie has a hole in his sock, Arlene is trying to change her broadband supplier and Marty has a puddle of bin juice in his kitchen. We found out what wee things are irritating you just now.
75% of parents say they've fallen out with another parent on the school run. So we wanted to hear your stories of when the school run hasn't gone to plan.
A survey has found that people who commute to work on a bus or train lose up to 300 extra calories a day compared to drivers. Arlene provided some handy hits to those who wanted to loose even more calories.
The biggest event of the year is the Christmas school play. Some kids called us to practice their all important lines so they could get it spot on when the big show comes around.
Boogie reveals some office Christmas party stats. Will any of these things happen at your Christmas party?
Middles names have made a come back over the last century. Find out our middles names (one of them is Pat...) and we asked for you to share your middles name with us - there were some corkers!
Boogie, Arlene and Marty were out yesterday and popped in to the shops. Arlene bought some broccoli but after leaving the shop was stopped after the security alarm went off. We are now trying to get together her bail money...
A calendar was released for sale in September but hasn't sold any copies yet. But who's calendar is it? Arlene tells us in today's 'Tales of the Unexpected'.
This morning we wanted to know would you leave your partner if you won the Lottery?
Poor Jesy from Little Mix got her stiletto stuck in a pavement grate. So we took your calls about "When clothing gets caught!". We've all been there when our shoes have got stuck, a dress caught in a door or ripped trousers.
After Marvin and Rochelle Humes broke a bed during some 'colouring in'... we wanted to know if you have ever broken the bed - innocently or not! PLUS, today's clip also features a call we couldn't play on the radio. Not appropriate a breakfast time...
Today we spotted this picture of Mollie from The Saturdays who had to sit next to her ex-boyfriend at the tennis. Have you ever had an awkward encounter when you bumped in to an ex?
After McFly and Buster got together to form McBusted we wanted to hear your merged band names. E.g. Will.I.Am and Robin Thicke = I Am Thicke.
It was a weekend of firsts for the team - Arlene has a full body wrap, Marty went to Aberdeen and Boogie ate a pigeon. What did you for for the first time at the weekend?
Have you ever sneaked in somewhere that you didn't have a ticket for? Movies, concerts, tours, sport etc.
Reports in the paper say that a false widow spider was found in Clermiston. But no need to panic - maybe just tuck your socks in to your shoes.
The Toy Retailers Association publish their list of the most sought after toys for 2013 today. It got us thinking about our all time favourite Christmas present.
Have friends or family ever "practiced" something on you when being trained? Such as trainee hairdressers, beauticians tattooists etc.
At Boogie's Halloween party he gave himself a fake tattoo but didn't realise the marker pen he used was permanent. Now he can't get rid of the swear word he wrote on his knuckle.
Boogie was home alone with the dogs last night and he decided to watch movie The Notebook. Big mistake!!
If you go guising you have to have a turn prepared. Our boss used to play the clarinet and we got a call from Amy who tested our her trick.