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so there's nothing left to sayjust the promise to obeybut i can tell you all the stories in the world you know as iand iand ii'm livingi'm livingwith no misgivingsi keep my head down for a whilejust so as not to show my smilebut i will suffer what i must no more i'm not afraidas iand iand iknow a lovely way to dieby livingby livingwith no misgivingsso you tell us what to doand all the dreams we can't pursueand all the fears we oughta fear for you that's pretty clearand i and iand iwe keep our heads down for a whilejust so as not to show our smilebut we will suffer what we must no more we're not afraidas iand iand iknow a lovely way to dieby livingby livingwith no misgivings

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er staat een ouwe duitser op een sokkelwat staat die ouwe duitser daar te doener staat een ouwe duitser op een sokkeldie was waarschijnlijk ooit een keertje wereldkampioenEn kijk de koning van de Congo op een sokkelWat staat die ouwe koning daar te doen?Hij deed aan wat koloniaal gesprokkelen at om het te vieren dan een dikke bliep!zoenRijdt daar een trein met afgedankte sokkels? Waar gaat die trein dan helemaal naartoe? Die trein die rijdt van Duitsland naar het oosten.. In Rusland zijn ze immers helemaal niet sokkelmoezo heb je ook en ook een haffel sokkels in een vliegtuig dat tuig dat vliegt wel maar het is niet pluisdie dikke haffel sokkels in het vliegtuig die vliegen naar de nieuwe balzaal van het witte huisoh ja er staan voldongen feiten op 'n sokkelwat staan die feiten feitelijk te staan?er staan voldongen feiten op 'n sokkelje kunt erover lullen maar je doet er niet veel aanmaar dit neigt naar defaitisme jegens sokkelsen met een punk-gedachte in d'n kopaccepteren wij niet blindelings de sokkelsmaar stoten dees of geen eraf en klimmen zelf erop

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a bumblebee flew into meit's all a little strange you seemy dear, you are the flower hereif i would be a bumblebeei would be flying into youand you alone and sting me tobe really really really surei'd be your bumblebee forevermorejust to be surei do know why the butterflyis giving me the evil eyeyou see, it's cause you're here with meif i would be that butterflyi think i would be jealous tooas everyone just looks at youyou give me wings - make me highmake me beat the butterfly(i am) so fuckin' highpapillon or schmetteringit doesn't matter what i singchouchou, vlinder - anythingif i would be a schmetterlingi would be fuckin' jealous tooas everyone just looks at youyou give me wings - make me highmake me beat the butterfly(i am) so fuckin' high

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nothing on the hand hereniks te zien!wij komen slechts spelenen maybe/ misschienmag ik jou mededelendat somehowop de één of andere maniertaal totaal niks meer kan schelenslechts scheldplezierof spelpleziermaar ook lekker swearenje hoort ons van verremaar chill - dus niet blèrenwaarom niet? why well?why? well..

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despite of the rainand the end of the worldmy weekend was nicehope yours was the sameif not a sight to beholdthen a smooth ride with a casual surprisesomething that made everything worthwhilesomething like an unexpected smiledespite of the rainand the end of the worldthe future looks brightoh sure i'm insaneas i might be so boldto say that somehow things will be alrightand if we go down then we will go in stylewith something of un unrelenting smileand in case we fail we know how far we camehip hip hurraydespite of the rainand the end of the worldwe sip sip some sweet champagne awaycause if we go down then we will go in stylewith something of un unrelenting smileand in case we fail we surely won't complainhip hip hurrayhip hip hurrayhip hip hurraydespite of the rainand the end of the worldwe sip sip some sweet champagne away

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i've been pondering for agescan't see as clearly as the sagesbut if i'd be so very very very very surei would certainly be anti terrorist no morei would be eager to believe in your sublimebut up until this point in time i just did not get a sign (no not a sign) that his sense of humour, much unlike yoursis both funny and refined and not too murderous of course so come on now singand swing, brotherfuckers, swingcome on just swingswing, brotherfuckers, swingi think i fear your fascinationwith certainty just breeds frustrationoh for sure, and a dictatorship in heaven as on earththe certainty for which you crave just seems a bit absurdso come on now singand swing, brotherfuckers, swingah yeah just swingswing, brotherfuckers, swingi'm not implying(,) you're a fascistjust take my back beat off your blacklistand could you please stop your marching, there ain't no kingand surely there's no chosen ones - just those who choose to singand those who swingswing, brotherfuckers, swingah come on now swingswing, brotherfuckers, swing

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the little things in life are modestly fair. i might have satellites, but i am barely aware of what is happening to them over there - got my remote control and won't pretend that i care

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cotton candy sheep like sweet stuff you keep deep down in your pockets, soooif you wanna share something of your stash why don't you have a goif you wanna give something to your friendsplease doif you got enough sweetness to expend why wouldn't you?peekaboo cheek with tender technique so sleek and so silly oohwso you're gonna get something of a smile i hope you knowcotton candy sheep like sweet stuff you keep deep down in your pockets, soooif you wanna share something of your stash have a goyou peekaboo cheek with tender technique so sleek and so silly oohwyeah you're gonna get something of a smile i'm sure you know now the tooth fairy sings of the glitter she bringsshe's committed to nothing, nomaybe is the stuff of hopes and dreamsand dusk will showneon light wings out of sugary stringson a raven named Moses, oohwand even it isn't what it seemswe're still aglow

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i wouldn't say you're perfectdon't think i ever wouldbut every look at you is worth itthough i hope it's understoodthat's not because you're prettyeven though you're pretty prettyi wouldn't say you're perfectno no no no nobut pretty fucking goodi wouldn't say you're flawlessbut you absolutely ruleand though that makes you lawlessyou're never ever cruelas rules are fuel for ridiculeyour own the most - you pretty foolyou never say you're flawlessno no no no nowhich makes you pretty fucking coolyou're the the coolest, incidentallyit's just not up for debatei looked at you intentlyfound nothing there to hateyou'd say i just have to look betterbut i'll do you one betterthere's no way to say it gentlymust verbally fornicatei mean you're pretty fucking greatbut i wouldn't say you're everythingnow that would be too muchit's not only of you i singor not of you as suchi sing of you as well, you seebut guess who's singing? that'd be meso i wouldn't say you're everythingno no no no nobut you can be pretty fucking much(i swear a lot because i'm dutch)i swear i'm not being sarcasticthough it is something i doif i said you were fantastici'd give away the clueyou're something of a fantasyperfect for a melodynot exactly perfectno no no no no you're too good to be trueyou pretty fucking youit's everything you doyou shoob doob doobie doyou pretty fucking you

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we are sheepspace sheeptravelling by train across the universelooking for a planet where the grassis greengreener than the world where we just came fromit is cumbersome but we keep moving onand onheading for another shade of greenjust to find youand we dreamseemto dream of grass that's blue and skies so greenand we're green tooall is blackblack sheepstaring at a sky that's filled with million little starsthat keep on grazing from afarwe are reflections of a sunthat is reflected on a moonand dawn is coming soonthis rock is gone our train is moving onand onheading for another kind of bluejust to find youas we dreamsteamescapes from our machine and our choochooturns black to bluewe are sheepspace sheeptravelling by train across the universeand looking for a planet where the skyis brightand everything's illuminated quite alrightas we escape the night and then the grassturns rednothing's dead it's just another colour schemeas we are greenand all is newyou are there reflected in the bluesthat moved on tooand all is brightall is brightall is bright and brand new

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i got a little middle finger saying: what da fuckif you tell me what to do, i'll say: you're out of luckand although it's not correcti'll add some extra for effecti'll try to fuck you funnilybut it surely won't be perfectand you might sense some direspectand if indeed you feel offended... you got every rightto feel so and it might be rough, imagine my plightwhen just the other dayi'm thought i heard you saythere's no right to never be offended, and surely that's okayit wouldn't work anywayremember you said: for fuck's sakei might be overheated but you're such a snowflakeyour snow, my heatwill bring water at our feetand wash us clean - and though obsceneand often so bittersweetwe do end up pretty neatpretty neatso we will be offended - we do have the rightto feel so and it might not be the prettiest sightit will be quite intenseavoiding the offenceof missing out on things that stingbut that will shine a different light on everythingmissing out on things that stingbut that will shine a different light on everythingwe do need offbeat to swing

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we try to be decentand try to be smarti say we were tryingbut it isn't so hardpatience is goldenyou know how it isthe longer the waitthe sweeter the kissbut can't wait foreverwell, surely we couldit wouldn't be stupidand stupid we shouldyou might well be nervouscan’t say that i’m notstupid ain't easybut let’s give it a shotlet’s give it a shotand so we try to be stupidand try to be nicewe try to be stupidand we try to be wisewho wants to be perfectwho wants to be sanenot gonna be perfectnot gonna complaindon't wanna be somethingi clearly am notam not that fucking stupidthough i gave it a thoughtif i wanna be one thingi wanna be yoursso let me try somethingwhich is stupid, of coursestupidof course i am fallingsurely i am fallingtotally, stupidly, overly, fullyin lovei am fallingmaybe i am fallingstupidly flat on my facewith my stupid grinwe tried being decentand tried being smartand then we tried stupidwhich wasn’t so hardpatience is goldenbut patience be fuckedstupid is bettersanity suckeddon't wanna be somethingi clearly am notam not that fucking stupidthough i gave it a thoughtif i wanna be one thingi wanna be yoursso let me try somethingwhich is stupid, of coursestupidof course i am fallingsurely i am fallingtotally, stupidly, overly, fullyin lovei am fallingmaybe i am fallingstupidly flat on my facewith my stupid grin

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ik heb een dikke middelvinger die jij krijgen kanals je zegt wat ik te doen heb zeg ik jammer danen misschien wat overtrokkennog wat dingen om te fokkendat vind je vast niet netjesmaar laat me lekker bokkenen jou de tent uitlokkenen je hebt alle recht beledigd te zijndat voelt wel niet zo lekker en misschien doet t pijnmaar weet je het gestoorde is dat ik laatst hoordedat je niet het recht hebt om nooit beledigd te wordendat waren jouw woordendie keer dat jij zei tegen mijje bent een sneeuwvlokjemaar sneeuw hoort erbijjouw sneeuw, mijn vuurwater op den duurwe doen een doop en we hopenop meer van een bruut avontuurzo goed als nieuw bitterzoet-zuurkortom: een mooi avontuuren met alle recht beledigd te zijndat voelt niet altijd lekker en soms doet t pijnmaar weet je wat zo vet iswe missen het gemisvan dingen die stekenomdat we het zo nooit hadden bekekendingen die stekenomdat we het zo nooit hadden bekekendat lijkt me prima bekeken

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not a messit's not a messeverything is at its placeeverything that has a placeand all the rest just follows kinda logicthat existed in your heard when it was used

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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Questionable choices have been made many a Sunday afternoon. On other days as well.

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picture biggy bratwurst on a night outsomewhere in west berlintalking to a guy called ziggy sauerkrautdialogue kicking in:"i have fallen way down from the sky to hereit wasn't a pretty fall andi'm not staring back up to the stars my deari'm just staring at this wall andi'm trying to break it down with a songi've been trying all night long"i'm out here looking for an answerhow about you?""see that girl? i'm trying to romance her""fine if you do""don't you think it's easy as it isn't for me"i won't underestimate herdon't you think she's easy cause she isn't you seei better anticipate her frown""then why don't you break it down with a song?""i've been trying all night longyou won't see me breaking down in tears just trying to get my kicksi might wait another thirteen yearsit's only seventy six""i've been out here looking for a heroif just for a night""look," said bratwurst, "i am but a zeroand i'm not too brightso i am fine to shine your light on but iam thinking of getting on a planei am tryin' to shoot a hole in the skyi might be a lad insaneso if you could lift me off with a song""i've been trying all night longyou won't see me breaking down in tears just trying to get my kicksi won't wait another thirteen yearsit's only seventy six"

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little boyall the creatures of the dayfell asleepand you must be on your wayto a worldthat is not quite what it seemsto awaityou to guide you through your dreamssweet dreamsthings look brightwith a rainbow in the skyand the birdsflap their wings to keep you dryhow they singnot a worry in sightsay helloand i will say good nightgood night

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I’m not so clumsyIt’s just that I can’t beBothered to careAnd I dare you to dance with meI’m not too clumsyI just have this thing, seeA careless affairWith my dear lady gravityNow when I’m looking for my gravityThere is a chance I’ll find her chasing me and seeI face her and I’m doing fineThere is a real good chance I’ll make her mineAnd she goes down, real slowAnd I know now – oh yes I knowI know I will never let her goNo no no I’m not so clumsyI just am attractedTo all that can fallIt is dearly expectedI’m not too clumsyNo, just as much as I want to beAs every collisionWith gravity – funkySo when I’m looking for my gravityThere is a chance I’ll find her chasing me and seeI face her and I’m doing fineThere is a real good chance I’ll make her mineAnd I go down, real slowAnd I know now – oh yes I knowI know I will never let her goNo no no

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save me from this masqueradei do not anticipateanything, because to dateeverything turned bluei don't want to jeopardiseall you fun. but no surprise asslowly you will realisethat's just what i doand so i roamalone i will beyou wanna join? oh surebut only if you dance for meonly if you dance for mesave me from this carnavali am not that cynicali don't want to have it all if all is about melet me be the boring onei'm not gonna sing this songalone, but maybe you can sing alongin or out of keyand so we roamalone we won't beyou say you join. oh dearhow lovely you would dance with melovely you would dance with me

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if you would like to take me homei swear i'll never run awayas long as you want me toi shall play

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Eggshells & Lead Juice

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join in on the march of the uglyour numbers will not be defiedoh sure some might only be ducklings but fuck mei couldn't care less if they mightsorry my dear let me cut to the chasei'm very sincere see this smile on my faceit is ugly as hell that is all very wellas it wouldn't be me if it weren't the casebut enough about me let us turn to youwhat is it i see? are you seeing it too? it ain't something you dodo you still need a clueyou'd look good in a zooso join in on the march of the uglyour numbers will not be defiedoh sure some might only be ducklings but fuck mei couldn't care less if they mightnow look at the glow of the prettiest beastssome wouldn't know how to savour a feastthey are too busy being concerned how we're seeingthem: pretty or shitty - we care not the leastbut enough about them let us turn to usoh man are we ugly - it was ever thusthere's no need to discussbecause we know it and show it we favour the fuzzand proudly we march with the uglyour numbers will not be defiedoh sure some might only be ducklings but fuck mei couldn't care less if they mightour beauty was always implied

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if my train would - if my train couldshe'd come back for me

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bit of bitch by [van den b]

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original by Harrie Jekkers: https://youtu.be/k4W7sAAcCXM?si=azr76UaTFnJLtHwf

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a turkish marxist drinking mccafeat the dappermarkt in amsterdamlonging for a decent cafebut coffee must take precedenceas life is complicatedenough to be sedatedby a shot to wake up from the fact she woke up living someplace new againin amsterdam or anywheresomeplace new againlooking at the icons on the coffeeher phone delivers someone's kissthe cup says contents might be hotthe obvious shall never be amisseverything's explainedto idiots but she remainsdecided that at least a lot of them deserve a slightly better world than thisin amsterdam or anywherea slightly better world than thisthe weather wants to be poeticsomething of a trickster's treataiming for the old aestheticof rainbows in the puddles at her feetit's time for lunch and thusshe's trying things called poffertjesand now the rain tastes pretty sweet - indeed:domweg gelukkig in the dapper streetin amsterdam or anywheredomweg gelukkig in the dapper street

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“the beauty of the bridge you’re on”, says the Gambler, “well you should try it twice - as it’s best seen from the one” and then he's pointing his cards at the unthrown dice

round and round and round we'd be like Buddhists failing at nirvana if there are angels they forgot us in this game some guy is screaming things in Czech, it's the cutest kind of drama and Tyche isn’t there to take the blame

so we show our cards hardly broken, broken hard

because a brezel’s shape, you see is signalling eternity stumbling though the shadows of the trees a sip of water, will o’-the-wisp, we're on our knees

we've had another day of fat cats, and quite delightful water rats stole the fire, were forgotten, in the name of god and all that which was said and wasn’t said - no no not all too bad indeed our livers bleed, our hearts are broken hardly broken, broken hard

so we show our cards hardly broken, broken hard/heart

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she said boy, you're too cold, boy and slightly too old, boy to do as you're told, boy

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i'm not in love - i'm insane i've been thinking about how to tune a brain

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lyrics by Randy Newman

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and if we go downthen we will go in style

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we are sheepspace sheeptravelling by train across the universelooking for a planet where the grassis greengreener than the world where we just came fromit is cumbersome but we keep moving onand onheading for another shade of greenjust to find youand we dreamseemto dream of grass that's blue and skies so greenand we're green tooall is blackblack sheepstaring at a sky that's filled with million little starsthat keep on grazing from afarwe are reflections of a sunthat is reflected on a moonand dawn is coming soonthis rock is gone our train is moving onand onheading for another kind of bluejust to find youas we dreamsteamescapes from our machine and our choochooturns black to bluewe are sheepspace sheeptravelling by train across the universeand looking for a planet where the skyis brightand everything's illuminated quite alrightas we escape the night and then the grassturns rednothing's dead it's just another colour schemeas we are greenand all is newyou are there reflected in the bluesthat moved on tooand all is brightall is brightall is bright and brand new

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als je maar weet dat dit niet lang duren zalomdat ik voortdurend levens vergaler wordt niemand gespaard want ieder is zwakelke keer vind ik het hart met gemakals het dan breekt voed ik het monster in mijde hel komt al snel weer een stuk dichterbijdus satan let op, heb je me verstaanhet is tijd om te knielen je heer komt er aanals ik zou kunnen zou ik vluchten met jounaar een plaats waar het monster ons nooit vinden zoumaar vluchten is zinloos, het monster vlucht meewaar ik ook ga we zijn steeds met z’n tweewanneer je mij ziet is hij in de buurtals het zwart in m’n ogen dat de wereld in gluurten het monster is sterker je wint er niet vanhet scheurt je in stukken dus vlucht nu je kancause i’m leeving onder de motto fromyo madderfakkers let de lol liv longlet de lol liv long (uut uut)de drums klinken dof uit een donkere hoekop zoek naar de zanger maar de zanger is zoekniet te geloven hoe ik daar net nog stondnu lig ik stoned op de grond - joint in m’n monden ik droom van een boom met een auto er inen de stilte die valt na de laatste zinhet leven is kort doe ermee wat je wilwant straks ben je dood en dan is alles stilleeving onder de motto fromyo madderfakkers let de lol live long

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heyi heard it from a friendyou're doing pretty wellyou didn't tell me soi guess that, welli really wouldn't knowwhatever that would saybut come what mayi hope you have a lovely dayi wanna see you shinei wanna say you goi wanna see you mineoh i don't knowi wanna see you fallfall in everything and all the things you loveall the things you loveheyi heard it from a friendi'm doing pretty welli guess i don't pretend that i don't carei wanna see you shinei wanna see you gowherever you feel fineoh i don't knowwhatever that would meani don't know wheni'm being too obscenei hope i canflow like a machinebut i don't knowas long as you are finei hope so(whit) all the things you lovewhatever this will bei don't know whyi wouldn't want to seeperhaps i'll try or maybe, i can't tellnot even singi wish you very welland everything(and) all the things you love

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little girlall the creatures of the dayfell asleepand you must be on your wayto a worldthat is not quite what it seemsto awaityou to guide you through your dreamssweet dreamsthings look brightwith a rainbow in the skyand the birdsflap their wings to keep you dryhow they singnot a worry in sightsay helloand i will say good nightgood night

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i have done stuffi struggled with ambitiondone stuffto the loosest definitionof stuffand now i will a call it a dayand will do stuffof a different persuasionjust enough fora funky ocasionthe kind of stuffthat teasingly leads me astrayi'll do that stuff and then i will call it a dayand what a dayto waste some time awayi've done stuffi have forgivenyou and me it's a lovely way of livin'done stuff and now i will chill the fuck out i have loveda little less than i shouldbecause sometimes i forget that i couldbut still i've lovedand if you wonder what that is aboutit means i've done stuff and now i will chill the fuck outwithout a doubt i will chill the fuck out

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Big Bag Of Love by [van den b]

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i don't know what to say about this songsome might say it's happy but they're wrongit's just as you reluctantly confesseda quite annoying tune when you're depressedit won't exactly kill you but you mightstrangle me with my guitar strings in the night whenit's never gonna be alrightit's never gonna be alright (no)but it might just be a little better tomorrowtomorrow is another fucking daywith plenty opportunities for sorrowand i will be annoyingly happy anywayoh i willi almost certainly willi don't know what to say about this lifeit's made up out of struggle and of strifeoh surely there might be a sunny daybut night will come and take it all awaywell hey it never was a pretty sightin case i ever said it was i lied andit's never gonna be alrightit's never gonna be alright (no)i got plenty pessimistic views you can borrowso let me feed your inner misanthropethe world could turn to sheer perfection tomorrowsuch perfectly annoying glee that one can only hopeit's never gonna be alright (no)

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like a river flowssurely to the sea

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get your arms outsay whateverand hold me tighta No Trick Pony in the sunand mary has a little gunthis no trick pony ain't afraidher smile is like a hand grenade

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if i had time to think about the never ending nature of this work it'd surely feel absurd. but gotta go: someone in the universe got hurt

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wrong. something's wrong. all too wrong: 'tis a world where logic no longer applies. no more lies. no more lies. so you try to find the truth but you get

error. people hide in terror. what is it you're there for? you fly out without quite knowing what you're flying into. nothing you're akin to. all the shit you've been through none of it will help you in this foolish fight but you

you would divide your joy by zero if you could. you suicidal superhero - if you would

logic is really screwed. woohoooooooooooo!

right. this ain't right. can't be right: 'tis a world where logic's easily defied. calm? not quite. you take flight as you try to find the truth but you get

error. people hide in terror. what is it you're there for? you fly out without quite knowing what you're flying into. nothing you're akin to. all the shit you've been through. none of it will help you win this foolish fight but you

you would divide your joy by zero if you could. you suicidal superhero - if you would

logic is really screwed. woohoooooooooooo!

out. fading out. fading out. suicidal superhero slowly fading out.

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tell me what you want what you really really want what you maybe want maybe you want just a tiny little bit?

i don't know could use a little bit of something

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my wife didn't leave me nor did she cheat on me with my best friend nor with any other this fairytale has a happy ending my boss didn't fire me nor does he treat me extremely unfair he doesn't judge me by the colour of my skin no no no, no, he surely doesn't care

i feel oh so fine yeah all is okay i got the privileged blues everything's going my way

i might not have a boss and no wife to call mine doesn't feel like a very big loss no in fact i feel pretty damn fine (yeah!) there's this slither of guilt as the world's gonna end (oooowh) so as not to get tilted my friend i will have to pretend

i feel oh so fine yeah all is okay i got the privileged blues everything's going my way

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we try to catch some sun and set it free

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es war so ein schönes schattenspiel so tanzten wir im rauch bis der sauerstoff dann alle war und mit dem letzten hauch umarmte ich ein vorurteil und schrie aus meinem bauch: wenn die Finnen tango tanzen dann schaffen wir das auch

alle vogels maken nestjes en wij maken stampij we vliegen naar de volgende we vliegen ons voorbij we spelen onaantastbaar zijn zo enorm vrij maar als de Finnen tango dansen waarom dan niet ook wij?

so it is i and i and so we try a different sort of we it isn't always easy as it wasn't meant to be we're doing pretty well though wouldn't you agree? but if the Finnish can do tango then tell me: why can't we?

if we are feeling homesick what are we supposed to sing we got no blues nor tango and we do not really swing we got these silly countries of which we are queen and king but if the Finnish can do tango we can do anything

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There once was an earth dwelling called Lizzy. Lizzy was a scared little one. But one day a magpie flew into her cave, a magpie called Shiny. "Lizzy," the magpie said, "Liz - look for the shinny rocks. They will make you rich, and powerful." "But they are so bright," said Lizzy. 'They're so bright. So very bright and shiny..." "Don't be afraid of the light," said the magpie. "You deserve it. All of it. All of it." "But i don't want to outshine the other dwars," objected Lizzy. "Such a thing is not-done in dwarf society." "Hahahahaha," the magpie laughed and replied: "There is no such thing as society. There is only the prospect of a more powerful you. Now dig Lizzy, dig." And lizzy dug. She dug up all the shiny rocks. And there was none as bright and beautiful as she. There was none as bright . And she dug. And she sang:

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I crave I'm still, I'm still Lizzy from the cave Used to be a coward now I'm pretty brave No matter where I go I know I dig my own grave My own master, no one's slave No matter where I go I know I dig my own grave My shiny grave

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what doesn't kill us keeps us flying/ we're pretty damn' high and do not feel like dying

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say what you want say what you want but say what you want but it can't be say what you want but it can't be denied that.. so don't say what you..

hail my brothers and sisters know how good it is to be here and to be able to say those things we always wanted to say

but the naysayers said: no - you can't

but we can we so obviously can say what we want it cannot be denied that we can oh yes we can

and all we have to do is face the consequences

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how long now will you never

you know you won't get dancing feet and yet it's all you need the beat is wrapped up in a sweet bliss to remember now what is that about could she be reaching out now you keep on breaking until you're breaking free

how long now will you have her how long now will you never have her how long now will you have her

her smile is sweet like summer rain you fall and you get up again her eyes are piercing through your brain and you smile and while its carelessness you feign your blood is bubbling like champagne you're falling at her feet again and her smile

you know you won't get dancing feet it isn't what you need the beat is wrapped up in a sweet kiss to surrender is what it's all about as she is reaching out and you keep on breaking and you are breaking through

about now you will have her as somehow she will let you have her about now you will have her

right now you will have her as somehow she will let you have her right now you will have her

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sure there's darkness everywhere and look at me - it seems like i don't care i sing songs of utter glee if only everyone could be a bit more like me please don't be yourself my son as in the end it ain't all that much fun

i've put a mask upon my head and keep it there till everyone will forget some will say because they do there ain't no mask son, surely that's just you i might not see that as my fate and keep on playing to sweeten up the masquerade

there are mirrors everywhere now let me look at me to guess how much i care i disappear into my songs and leave an empty space where i once belonged haven't seen me as of late and keep on playing to sweeten up the masquerade

why would you want the truth? i ask if what seems truthful is just a duller version of a mask

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now the world's turning dark you see what you did i can't find a spark and i must admit you suck and we are shit outta luck

i took pride in the fact that i'm seeing both sides so i must be correct but now i'll hide away until this night turns to day

and i am not disappointed, just wondering why did all of you people get it so wrong you just didn't get and it - you just didn't try while i was here doing nothing but writing a song

i have a cosy retreat and some cash in the bank i can make ends meet and i thank no god but me from my tower of ivory

and as i'm looking down as the light fades away i can't help but frown and i must say i was right it'll be a long dark night

oh i am not disappointed, just wondering why did all of you people get it so wrong you just didn't get and it - you just didn't try while i was here doing nothing but writing a song for you so now you got something for singing along to

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this spreadsheet has a circular reference all it's gonna say is what we all already knew we win some and you lose some and god forbid our kingdom come oh holy shit it can't we've been out-micromanaged by a quant and no one's ever seen this guy now one and none makes two i think he wrote fuck you for dummies and if i only knew

how to kill this circular reference to kill this circular reference

this spreadsheet has a circular reference all it's gonna do is pointing it doesn't work we try hard and we die hard and end up on a graveyard of the silly things we don't need we never really worked indeed and no one's ever seen us try and none and none begs who keeps balance on the bottom line now if i only knew

how to kill this circular reference to kill this circular reference

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Barbara by [van den b]

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going at a steady pace stuck around a line of bass looking for a bit of treble he's a cause without a rebel revolution pretty gone absolution found in fun just another accidental banker on the run

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Holländer In Berlin by [van den b]

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all i want to say is i'm a little bit upset that you don't ask me how my day was and now i'm playing with this thought and with this little button this tiny red button

some might say if the world ends today you'd be to blame though that is clearly insane there would be no one left to blame and no one left to love

i don't want to say that my life is so hard but it's hard to not go crazy this responsibility of your life in my hands you wouldn't understand

some might say if the world ends today you'd be to blame though that is clearly insane there would be no one left to blame

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if you give too many fucks about the world and how it sucks and if you're looking for a way to frame it well, then well just let me say

why don't you join this church of mine cause my god fucks up all the time

if you need a helping hand to carry on and understand why you ain't perfect - cause you're not just turn to this role model i got

why don't you join this church of mine as my god fucks up all the time

if you don't know whom to trust and look at atheism with disgust if you think you need a god to tell you to be good i'll tell you what

why don't you join this church of mine cause my god fucks up all the time

if you're praying to a wall or to a trinity that seems to know it all if you run circles round a rock if you are part of any fucked up flock

why don't you join this church of mine cause my god fucks up all the time

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now what is that? it tastes like something you have never had it's kinda sweet and fine indeed it's an acquired taste the toelie will tease you at first you will abstain as you ain't sure it will please you an acquired taste the toelie requires a little bit of effort to fulfill your desires

it's an acquired taste the toelie is wicked don't take too big of a bite i'd say you better first lick it acquired taste the toelie is wicked my educated guess would be you better first lick it

now what is that? it tastes like something you have never had it's kinda sweet and fine indeed it's an acquired taste the toelie ain't tender at first you will resist but you will surely surrender acquired taste the toelie is twisted your tongue is gonna twirl as if the devil has kissed it

it's an acquired taste the toelie's terrific i'd love to tell you why but i can't be too specific an acquired taste the toelie's poetic you try to catch it's essence but it's so enigmatic

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all i want to say is i'm a little bit upset that you don't ask me how my day was

and now i'm playing with this thought and with this little button this tiny red button

some might say if the world ends today you'd be to blame though that is clearly insane there would be no one left to blame

and no one left to love

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deeper shade of pink

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let everything go and don't say a thing not a thing find all your minds blown and everyone will sing about that thing

(not a thing)

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and when you say: i'll see you soon you know i'll think about tonight i'm gonna see you in the moon it's gonna be a pretty sight

i know it's really far away but i don't give a flying fuck i know it's gonna be okay because, you know, i'm really lucky if i wanna see the stars i'm gonna fly right to the moon and though i know it's pretty far i'm gonna get there really soon

if you wanna dance tonight you better get on this spaceship fly out to the starry lights prepare for a bass trip

and when you say i might get lost i say it is the thing to do and you might wonder at what cost and well of course i wonder too

but wondering about the stars is better in the arms of space i keep my worries in the jar i hide below the interface that tells me where we oughtta go and at our peril i ignore it as i do not wish to know what all these flashy lights are for

if you wanna dance tonight you better get on this spaceship fly out to the starry lights prepare for a bass trip

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i hate you so much i hate you so much i hate you with all my heart i hated you from the start

i hate you so much i hate you so much i hate you from far away i hate you like the night hates the day

and wants to swallow it whole you don't have a soul there's nothing you give no reason to live

you're just there for me i need you, you see if i couldn't hate you perhaps i'd hate me too

and you wouldn't want that well, you would want that and that's why i hate you so much, i hate you

i hate you so much

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fine we'll be effortlessly easy with whatever there is left of you and me these days haven't been too kind on us it doesn't really matter cause

even though it's killing when i'm not supposed to touch you and i'm such a grumpy cat, you say: on Monday we'll both be pretty again

just not today in about an hour there is barely something left of me to say my love i can wait forever here in anticipation of

everything that's killing when i'm not supposed to touch you and i'm such a grumpy cat, you say: on Monday we'll both be pretty again

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i say roarrr motherfuckers i don't know who i am well yeah of course i know i'm a badass t-rex dino as i can't clap my hands

there's a big fucking rock and it's heading my way i'm running out of time to find myself and all i can say is:

roarrr motherfuckers you know, i just had this thought: what does it matter what or who or why i am if pretty soon i will be not?

there's this big fucking rock and it's not gonna miss i'll have to face the stone-cold fiery truth, yeah that's what it is it's not gonna miss

roarrr motherfuckers i don't know what to do at least there's still time enough to be afraid but hello, who are you?

you see this big fucking rock? it's heading our way let's watch the fireworks together babe - what do you say?

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longing for blueberry pancakes i don't know how it feels but it sounds like something real

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it will most likely turn out not to be alright you will be cherished by the creatures of the night they are all around you - barely out of sight it will most likely turn out not to be alright

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don't you fear it's coming back don't you fear, it's coming back

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She wants to go to the lake and I know I won't be joining her today and I'm afraid she might say

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It's only everything

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i got a great idea: we're gonna storm the capitol today it wasn't my idea to be sincere, but hey, let's to it anyway because our precedent will be our president and i heard him say he'll be with us when we take the capitol today

i got a great idea: we're gonna take democracy - oh yeah

________ storming in the name of (tu-dup-dup and now you do what he told you)

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you wonder why i care enough to give it one more try deny my loss i'm going down like a big bad boss

and i decline any sign of grace that would imply that i am doing fine i'm not fine i am going down in flames

i fall i fly until i hit the ground i can deny you sigh you'll see a burning hole that has the shape of me

and i decline any sign of grace that would imply that i am doing fine i'm not fine i feel pretty fucking great

so now - so what? would you imagine that i care a lot forgot (that) i do i might be flying but i fell for you

and i decline any sign of grace that would imply that i am doing fine i'm not fine i am going down

as i decline any sign of grace that would imply that i am doing fine i'm not fine and i feel pretty fucking great

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SOS (ABBA) by [van den b]

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het is weer lockdown zodat me gok frowned ik ga me gekke bekke binne trekken want ik ben een top clown

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did you just call me refugee not sure it could be said of me but i'm long gone from the country i have come from i do feel pretty welcome here i live the life of cheese and beer it's al so easy really kinda cheesy

i am quite a lucky guy

i know i'm not the only one but damn i am a lucky son of a gun, man now have little fun and hop around the city that's as pretty as it's shitty it is all and nothing don't know how i could not sing

i am so happy i could cry

this rauslaender is here to stay i'll have my beer along the way am not long gone from the spaeti i have come from i might be getting pretty old my lies are bold but truth be told even when sober this love song isn't over

i am quite a happy guy i am the apple of my eye and such a savage samurai so i will freakin' terrify unlike AFD i quite like versailles well, i got votes to falsify which my opponents will decry but i and i will multiply so there'll be more of me, an that is why i'll be victorious - i'm really so damn' sly i always find myself a high i'm a hippie i can fly and i'm about to say goodbye but i'll return someday - i'll try

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I got a secret plan I will be conquering the world Just because I can It won’t be gentle I'm gonna rise tonight And when I take over the world At the speed of light It will be mental

Do do do do do not take me seriously You will be surprised to see me reaching for the stars And you’ll see: how this is meant to be

I got a secret plan I will be conquering the world Just because we can It will be wicked I'm gonna rise tonight And when I take over the world At the speed of light We’re gonna kick it

Shoo be do be do be not too proud to give in You will be surprised to see me reaching for the stars And you’ll grin: it's such a lovely sin

I got a secret plan I will be conquering the world Just because we can It won’t be tender I'm gonna rise tonight And when I take over the world At the speed of light You will surrender

Na na na na never ever say it it ain’t so You will be surprised to see me reaching for the stars And you’ll know: I fuckin’ told you so

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ever so human ever so weak not really sorry to be so rude sometimes we're sneaky sometimes we shriek baby tigers with an attitude

it might not be pleasant for everyone it always gets louder when someone has fun

that doesn't sound like rejoice - someone got shaken and stirred it seems you panic by choice, she tells me, don't be absurd but what's with all of the noise? i betcha someone got hurt it's just a genocidal kitten saying: kill the bird

would you believe me if i would say some of 'm think we're pretty cute they give us food, we get to play baby tigers with an attitude

hey little bird: you looking at me? yeahj - it's a feline tyranny

that doesn't sound like rejoice - someone got shaken and stirred it seems you panic by choice, she tells me, don't be absurd but what's with all of the noise? i betcha someone got hurt it's just a genocidal kitten saying: kill the bird

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i don't know what to say about this song some might say it's happy but they're wrong it's just as you reluctantly confessed a quite annoying tune when you're depressed

it won't exactly kill you but you might strangle me with my guitar strings in the night when it's never gonna be alright

but it might just be a little better tomorrow tomorrow is another fucking day with plenty opportunity for sorrow and i will be annoyingly happy.. anyway

i don't know what to say about this life it's made up out of of struggle and of strife oh surely there might be a sunny day but night will come and take it all away

well hey it never was a pretty sight in case i ever said it was i lied and it's never gonna be alright

got plenty pessimistic views you can borrow so let me feed your inner misanthrope the world could turn to sheer perfection tomorrow such perfectly annoying glee that one can only hope

it's never gonna be alright

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because the music itches zijn we weer bizzybitches we zijn goodmadderfakkingbizzy kekke bizzybitches

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no animals were killed for the making of this masterpiece

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Luka(shenko) - or the loneliness of being dictator by [van den b]

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oh yeah sure i'm doing fine have another glass of wine and a very lovely day might be time for me to go yes i'm fine, i told you so and that's all i'm gonna say

aaaaaaahhhh it bloody fuckin' hurts

what was that? that wasn't me i am ok as you can see i'm enjoying life and i wish you happiness and love and just, you know, the normal stuff but gotta go don't ask me why

aaaaaaahhhh it bloody fuckin' hurts

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a bumblebee flew into me it's all a little strange you see my dear, you are the flower here if i would be a bumblebee

i would be flying into you and you alone and sting me to be really really really sure i'd be your bee forevermore

just to be sure

i do know why the butterfly is giving me the evil eye you see, it's cause you're here with me if i would be that butterfly

i think i would be jealous too as everyone just looks at you you give me wings - make me high make me beat the butterfly

(i am) so fuckin' high

papillon or schmettering it doesn't matter what i sing chouchou, vlinder - anything if i would be a schmetterling

i would be fuckin' jealous too as everyone just looks at you you give me wings - make me high make me beat the butterfly

(i am) so fuckin' high

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put the coffin in a wheelchair keep a kung-fu state of mind bring your demons into childcare scratch your eyes till they are blind

say we will see mermaids humping sunken ships they're having trips on booze that wan't meant to be a headache

and the sun is passing out again reminds you of the evening when the moon was saying: pretty soon all of you'll be dancing to my tune

lalala-luna

get some dogs just for the fun of telling bitches who's the boss throw a bone into the sun then scream meow and take applause

say we will hear little bells of space cats chasing fat rats into traps before they disappear in darkness

as the sun is passing out again reminds you of the evening when the moon was saying: pretty soon all of you'll be dancing to my tune

lalala-luna

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i got stuck in a love song it got stuck in my head it ain't real i don't care what they say i refuse to feel bad

and they say you (you) you're doing it all wrong they say i can't get it all all of the time i don't care what they're saying i'm feeling fine

and you know i would tell the world about you i would sell my soul for cheap wish me well cause i'm about to you're a secret that i can't keep

i got stuck in a love song it got stuck in my head it may be fake that may be but to me it is not a mistake

they may say you (you) you're doing it all wrong they say i can't get it all i disagree i refuse to get stuck in their reality

and you know i would tell the world about you i would sell my soul for cheap wish me well cause i'm about to you're a secret that i can't keep

i got stuck in a love song

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we are sheep space sheep travelling by train across the universe looking for a planet where the grass is green greener than the world where we just came from it is cumbersome but we keep moving on

and on heading for another shade of green just to find you and we dream seem to dream of grass that's blue and skies so green and we're green too

all is black black sheep staring at a sky that's filled with million little stars that keep on grazing from afar we are reflections of a sun that is reflected on a moon and dawn is coming soon this rock is gone our train is moving on

and on heading for another kind of blue just to find you as we dream steam escapes from our machine and our choochoo turns black to blue

we are sheep space sheep travelling by train across the universe and looking for a planet where the sky is bright and everything's illuminated quite alright as we escape the night and then the grass

turns red nothing's dead it's just another colour scheme as we are green and all is new you are there reflected in the blues that moved on too

and all is bright all is bright all is bright and brand new

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veel gelul van zuiverheid maar in mn eigen water pissen

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you know you won't get sleep tonight and give up trying too the you that you won't be, you can't seem to remember

as nothing seems so real compared to how you feel how long to be breaking until you're breaking through

how long now will you never how long now will you never have her how long now will you never

you know you won't get dancing feet and yet it's all you need the beat is wrapped up in a sweet bliss to remember now what is that about could she be reaching out now you keep on breaking until you're breaking free

how long now will you have her how long now will you never have her how long now will you have her

her smile is sweet like summer rain you fall and you get up again her eyes are piercing through your brain and you smile and while its carelessness you feign your blood is bubbling like champagne your falling at her feet again and her smile

you know you won't get dancing feet it isn't what you need the beat is wrapped up in a sweet kiss to surrender is what it's all about as she is reaching out and you keep on breaking and you are breaking through

about now you will have her as somehow she will let you have her about now you will have her you're gonna have her right now

right now you will have her as somehow she will let you have her yeah right now you will have her you're gonna have her right now

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Homonoea: I, much more sweet sounding than the Sirens, more golden than Kupris herself alongside Bacchus and food, I, a chattering and cheerful swallow, I, Homonoea, lie here, leaving tears for Atimetus, to whom I was welcome since infancy; but unforeseen fate has scattered the affection so strong. Atimetus: If cruel fate were to allow the exchange of life, and if the good health of another could redeem death, whatever little time of my life I have left, I would have exchanged for you, beloved Homonoea, gladly. But as it is I do as I can: I will flee the light and the gods so that I may follow you across the Styx in early death. Homonoea: Husband, refrain from weakening your youth with weeping, and from disturbing my death by grieving. Tears do not achieve anything, nor can fate be changed. We have lived. This end we all have. Stop. May you thus never experience similar pain, and may all the gods be well disposed towards your wishes. That of youth which premature death snatched away from me, may this prolong for you your lifetime further.

Homonoea: You who go forth with untroubled mind, stop walking for a moment, I entreat, and read a few words. I, she who had been preferred over celebrated girls, have been buried in this little grave - I on whom the Paphian bestowed beauty, the Graces elegance, I whom Pallas has educated in all the arts. Not twice ten years did my lifetime see. A hostile fate has taken possession of me. But not for me do I lament this: that grief of Atimetus, my husband, is more sorrowful to me than death itself. Passer-by: May the earth be light upon you, woman most deserving of life, you who once fully enjoyed your blessings.

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gonna get it alt-right gonna wonder what's left gonna get it alt-right till nothing's left

i'm gonna sit here all night you're gonna get it all wrong got my televisions in sight i brought some burgers along hear how the donkey talks this isn't how it all ends i am a dirty old fox and i have brought my friends

gonna get it alt-right you're gonna wonder what's left gonna be here all night i got white house arrest

now i'm gonna break it down my god i'm breaking down i'm gonna break it down i'm breaking down

oh how i hate this place i am so sick of it all i like the sound of your face against the goddamn wall i wanna break it down i think they set me up i'll be your creepy clown don't dare to make me stop

gonna get it alt-right you're gonna wonder what's left gonna be here all night i got white house arrest

jumpin' on the bed like a monkey

[te B & te Regt] 2018

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this one's for tomorrow a forecast of ouch prediction of sorrow you will be whining on the couch

now you might have another as so many songs go you can't care to bother (now) but tomorrow you will so

you will feel sorry for yourself and that is absolutely right as no one else will feel too sorry for you so you just as well might feel so sorry for yourself there isn't much more you can do you hang your head against the toilet bowl for which you're sorry too

yeah now it sounds funny oh now you sound tough a happy little bunny but tomorrow you'll feel rough

you'll wish you'd been smarter but of course you are not you just had a starter and you'll mainly have a lot

before you're sorry for yourself and that is absolutely right as no one else will feel too sorry for you so you just as well might feel so sorry for yourself there isn't much more you can do you hang your head against the toilet bowl for which you're sorry too

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old man asks for some money to buy a cup of tea and yes i know i can give him little so i cough up and then he asks me: so

dear sir what is it you are reading today? well now that looks like it can't happen here he purrs a little as i hold it his way somehow i think i'm oughta buy him a beer

it can't happen here, well wait a bit he said: it did, now, didn't it?

oh man did that just happen for real? that bum looked like a a holy god i can give him the money i steal how come i didn't give a lot?

dear sir what is it you are reading today? well now that looks like it can't happen here i pur a little as he's walking away somehow i think i should have bought him a beer

it can't happen here, well wait a bit ah yes it did, now, didn't it?

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i hate you a little although i'm never sure if that is quite enough or i should hate you more for every day you break my balls - i feel so sore

it's just the way you say hello and then immediately go towards the blinds to block the light and so i know

another day without the sun and boy oh boy will i have fun i sigh good morning fucking vampires the day has begun

do you want another cup of coffee i'm sorry if my typing seems a noise i just want to make sure you're thinking of me and give rhythm to my silent inner voice

i hate you a little although i'm never sure if that is quite enough or i should hate you more for every day you break my balls - i feel so sore

it's just the way you say hello and then immediately go towards the blinds to block the light and so i know

another day without the sun and boy oh boy will i have fun i sigh good morning fucking vampires the day has begun

do you mind if i'll continue breathing i'll make sure i won't be all too loud i hope it won't disturb you while you're reading just please don't read my mind as it'll shout

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you wanna see it crash, you wanna see it burn you talk about that jazz you talk about that jazz

and you keep talking forever and ever and you keep talking you just can't shut up

you wanna see it crash, you wanna see it burn you talk about that jazz although i know you'll never learn you wanna see it go, keep going down below you wanna see it go like all the motherfuckers go

you wanna see it crash, you wanna see it burn you talk about that jazz although i know you'll never learn you wanna see it go but you are staying low you wanna see it go but you are staying really low

and it keeps raining forever and ever and it keeps raining it just doesn't wanna stop

you do not really feel like revolution when it keeps on raining and i guess you're waiting for the man who's gonna make you go, keep going down below he's gonna make you as these motherfuckers gotta go

you gotta go, you gotta go these motherfuckers gotta go

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say i am a copycat and i'll say i am a copycat feed me and be as you need me to be how you will get me girl if you let me copy minor misdemeanours to your terms of decency

i am a little shy i hope you don't mind now if you copy and you care and you could be so kind to try your smile at me and make a move too i'm sure i'll copy and i can't help but go ooh ooohh

say i am a copycat and i'll say i am a copycat feed me and be as you need me to be how you will get me girl if you let me copy minor misdemeanours to your terms of decency

i am a little drunk i hope you don't mind been lookin for a piece of heart it is hard to find now if you are alone and that is fine by you let's be alone together so we could go ooh oooh

say i am a copycat and i'll say i am a copycat feed me and be as you need me to be how you will get me girl if you let me copy minor misdemeanours to your terms of decency

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hunt you down because i want you down

you won't get away from me i will catch up eventually, as i i got lots of time my friend i'm gonna get you in the end - do cry

you know i want you down so i'll hunt you down

sneaking in the night, lying all all the lies you like but i will find you sure you try to hide, hiding in a hide of lies but i'll be right behind you

hunt you down because i want you down

i wan't you down i'll hunt you down

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I drink and you rock but we are flying. You and the bloody stars and a fly I bitch and you sing but we are singing. You and the lovely smile and luck I sing and you fall but we are breaking. You and the autistic scar and a song I rock and you copy but we are breaking. You and the awake stars and a song

oo-hoo-hoo da-da-da ho-ho-ho

I drink and you lay but we are falling. You and the common scar and a fly I oughta and you oughta but we are dancing. You and the drunk fish and a beer I smile and you rock but we are flying. You and the common fever and a song I fall and you oughta but we are falling. You and the awake punk and a fish

oo-hoo-hoo da-da-da ho-ho-ho

I sing and you drink but we are breaking. You and the common fly and a whisky I sing and you sing but we are flying. You and the bright song and a melody I oughta and you rock but we are falling. You and the bright scar and a beer I drink and you drink but we are breaking. You and the common fly and luck.

oo-hoo-hoo da-da-da ho-ho-ho

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she got her first herpes sucking on a shisha on a big big market in tunesia you see the good times, they're gonna get ya but looking back with love does make it easier

she gave the drums away shortly before christmas and it was safe to say, high on my wish list just when i thought i'm never gonna get this i had a stroke of luck and felt sick sick bliss

i felt sick twenty sixteen was sick as fuck but just at the end i had realised my luck

i never got herpes sucking on a shisha and i could drink myself into amnesia you see the good times, they're coming at ya when you stop looking back it's so much easier

so much easier fuck you twenty sixteen the weirdest year i have seen

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i guess i'm gonna get drunk a lonesome underwater punk i'll be an outcast to the sea just want the fish to let me be - free

in my underwater world you see me go in my underwater world i'll catch the flow

i think i'm really quite drunk a lonesome underwater punk i am an outcast to the sea just want you all to let me be

free, just like one of these flying fish - watch this

i'll shock an eel i am electric that's how good i feel i'll scare a shark i am a dog fish you should hear me bark i'll give the middle finger to the mediocre sea screw the ray i'll sting her if she doesn't wanna let me be

free, just like one of these flying fish - watch this

watch me i fly

i am free just like one of these flying fish - watch this

i am electric i am a dog fish i'll give everyone the middele finger i'll sting the stingray

underwater punk lonesome underwater punk

i am free just like one of these flying fish - watch this

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so here's another bloody christmas song a tune that you'll be hearing all day long while buying superfluous things but hark my holy angel drinks and sings this crooked song don't get her wrong

she is relatively well mannered beast and she will raise her glass to celebrate the feast we will be drunk and have a ball and then she's gonna kill us all a mercy killing to say the least

oh she's been dreaming of a bright white... not the stuff of alt-right nor the stuff that trump might get in '17 oh such a world would be obscene

she's leaving bloody traces in the bright white snow oh goodness gracious: we all gotta go while jesus turned the other cheek i tell you she won't be that meek she's gonna get us all and i think you know

and so the world is turning dark red intestine ridden death bed and don't you ever forget you better swing along to another bloody christmas song

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say something again my love you did it again i just can't get enough

we saw it falling down rain upon or heads we saw it tumbling, tumbling down we saw stars and sparkles all around

we are safe and sound we sound like something of song i can't foresay how it goes on i want to hear it, want to hear you sing along and take this melody away to where i never thought i'd be now let them say it's just a melody it's such a melody with falling stars and sparkles and the worst and all the very best of you and me

do it again as i just can't get enough

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hello lovely creature welcome to my world and be afraid you can't say i haven't told you so, beware when you fall asleep i'll roam your dreams and i'm gonna keep you sweating like a squealing pig now do close your eyes you're not gonna dig this but you're getting sleepy and i'm gonna get ya you're gone and you're welcome hahaha

you can't run away from me you can't run away no you can't because this world is mine

take that ship and sail away gently down the stream they say speed it up, digital storm is getting critical oh i cannot run away? is that so because you say so? i know what to do lift up and away from you

and high above the clouds i'm flying thunderstorms are dying i'm no longer trying to wake up i see

the sun and i soar again in my land of zero's and one's, and i'm breaking free zero one one zero one two three

i know i can't go somewhere down below and so don't seem to care as i well just look at me because i fly

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see the sun, soar again in my land of zero's and one's, and i'm breaking free zero one one zero one two three

i'm free - i see you're no longer staring back at me

hello lovely creature i fear you have won escape from my world as you rise with the sun it's been my pleasure no comma's full stop sincerely my pleasure: wake up.

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tokyo how i'm tall and so incredibly small i'd like to think that i dwell quite well well i don't know what you are saying don't know i just don't know what you are saying but i can tell

you smile you do oh yeah you yes you do

tokyo how you're strange and how your lights always change i'd like to think that you're mine and you shine all for me there's noone else here but me you shine for me and for the girl with the smile so fine

she so hard to see could it be smiles at me you smile you do oh yeah you yes you do

tokyo how you go full automatic you know i'd like to think that your spell works well well i don't know when you will let yourself go i just don't know and i don't care to cause i feel swell

i i can't deny o yeah i feel alive cause you smile you do oh yeah you yes you do

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i'll fuck the system and so i am supposed to know it's gonna give me gonorrhea as she's such a dirty ho

yeah you know what i mean it's burning my machine- gun but i'll shoot until our kingdom come i'll take one for the team

i mean no disrespect to any woman by the way i'm just such a sucker for these metaphors, and hey

i'll fuck the system and: check! she's gonna fuck me back there's no romantic bliss because she is a nymphomaniac

ah yeah she knows how to tease to get me on my knees will i be strong enough if it gets rough? i miss her expertise

i'll fuck around and improvise as if she's made of string the sound is gonna tell me if i'm fucking like a king

fuck the system alright it isn't all too bright as i will feel so sore and know the whore will have a lovely night

she will scream: "cum-ba-yieh i'll fuck you up for free it's gonna hurt a bit but do admit you're gonna come with me

i'll take your jizz and jazz it up and make you come again so please don't stop until your cocky mind has gone insane"

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you know the world can be a bit wicked see if i care look around for some green green grass there’s nothing there take this point of view switch to that point of you there’s a break coming through what are we gonna do

if you don't wanna give in - then stop telling me how i am not gonna win i won't give up it doesn’t seem to be good, no and i'm not as clean as god i’d like to scream out loud now but i don't know what

what?!

can i keep counting on you i'm counting on you 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12

you know i used to be quite happy but i'm out of luck can't stop looking around thinking what da fuck up shit for peace taking a hit for hate try to shoot my mind at ease fake i'm doing great

my dear you're driving me mad - just stop telling me me how i am gonna regret you wanna bet i'm not as much of a lemming as an orangutang foolin' 'round with a loaded piece that goes bang bang!

bang!

can i keep counting on you i'm counting on you 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12 13 times i love you so i wish i could not let you go

go go go go!

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the little things in life are almost for free i hear my sound surround and got a colour tv it has a diameter longer than me so i can see the world for what it always will be

the little things in life are all that i need - oh to keep me capable of living indeed so i will be gathering as much as i can i will be hunting like a proper man

i will be filthy rich and will with pleasure see you twitch i can do easily without your frown a conscience only puts me down

you oughta know i will look after me i know you all won't disgaree when you will look at all the lot of little things i got

the little things in life are modestly fair i hear my sound surround and i am barely aware of what is happening to them over there got my remote control and won't pretend that i care

the little things in life are under under a button i merely have to push to know that i got 'm i got 'm all and then a little bit more don't say i don't - it makes you such a bore

yes i am filthy rich and will with pleasure see you twitch i can do easily without your frown a conscience only puts me down

you oughta know i will look after me i know you all won't disgaree when you will look at all the lot of little things i got

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als je maar weet dat dit niet lang duren zal omdat ik voortdurend levens vergal wordt niemand gespaard want ieder is zwak elke keer vind ik het hart met gemak als het dan breekt voed ik het monster in mij de hel komt al snel weer een stuk dichterbij dus satan let op, heb je me verstaan het is tijd om te knielen je heer komt er aan

als ik zou kunnen zou ik vluchten met jou naar een plaats waar het monster ons nooit vinden zou vluchten is zinloos, het monster vlucht mee waar ik ook ga we zijn steeds met z’n twee wanneer je mij ziet is hij in de buurt 's is het zwart in m’n ogen dat de wereld in gluurt het monster is sterker nooit win ik ervan het scheurt je in stukken dus vlucht nu je kan

cause i’m leeving onder de motto from yo motherfakkers let de lol liv long

let de lol liv long

en de drums klinken dof uit een donkere hoek op zoek naar de zanger maar de zanger is zoek niet te geloven hoe ik daar net nog stond nu lig ik stoned op de grond, een joint in m’n mond en ik droom van een boom met een auto er in en de stilte die valt na de laatste zin het leven is kort doe er mee wat je wil want straks ben je dood en dan is alles stil

leeving onder de motto from yo motherfakkers let de lol live long

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oh yeah you recognise these minutes right before you're throwing up you've been reaching for your limits and then one more dixiecup now the shit that has been in it brought you slowly to your knees you have found a quiet corner where no one sees you

where no one sees you - you think

hey how are you doing says the girl you wanna kiss now that sure ain't gonna happen on a night like this if you need a glass water then just tell me so you feel you need to hide your shame but you just let it go

you let it go

now the party must over yeah you're pretty sure it must be over but you didn't count with teenage lust she says romance is for losers so is afterglow i just wanna have you now - you drunk just let it go

let's let it go let it go

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play that funky music white boys take those pictures while you play play that funky music white boys damn, you're looking quite ok

don't you think you're looking groovy what is going on out there don't you think you're looking groovy groove it like you just don't care

don't you think you're looking groovy what is going on right now don't you think you're looking groovy groove it like you just don't.. pow!

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there is this thing i want to say i can't recall quite what it was i am quite drunk and on my way back home to you my dear and hey just wanna share the buzz

i try to write you but i can't it's pretty hard to hit the screen ah man this thing is way to smart for me, you see, i want you now and then something obscene

a little intoxicated triggering honesty let's not make it complicated you know i want you, i want to yeah

i want to kick your puppy

how did i end up in this fight it wasn't mine, i got away it was a cheap rush of adrenaline - berlin is looking bright without further delay

i am a homing pigeon now and i just want to let you know it's still a bit too tough to write to you tonight but anyhow i will give it a go

a little intoxicated triggering honesty let's not make it complicated you know i want you, i want you yeah

i want to kick your puppy

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[music by Rafko, Alan & Paul, lyrics by me]

I never really know If I'm supposed to care I think I'm gonna go I guess it's better over there And you know what I'm like I'm gonna steal your song You know I'm not bastard I'm the purest breed of scum

And I know I move closer to the fall I burn a lot of bridges Got my back against the wall I know Nothing much because My ignorance is bliss and It will hit me when it does

So everything is new But being who I am There's nothing here That makes me want to be a better man I silently observe I'm never really there The song is gone And you'll have my opinion once I care

And you know I move closer to the fall I burn a lot of bridges Got my back against the wall I know Nothing much because My ignorance is bliss and It will hit me when it does

Oh surely yes I know That I'm supposed to care But still I'm gonna go I know it's better over there You call me what you like As soon as I am gone Just don't call me a bastard I'm the purest breed of scum

And you can hit me when I'm gone

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she called him motherfucker and the bloke did reply he said i'll never be as happy as the day that you die the couple speaking german didn't make it much nicer and there i interfered oh man i should have been wiser

all you need is me i said all you need is a mutual enemy so fuck you i'm gonna make you happy

i said: hey bitch you wanna ditch that guy now please just stop your screaming and i'm gonna tell you why he is the most pathetic looser in the whole damned world and that is why he couldn't get a better looking girl (o oh)

all you need is me all you need is a mutual enemy fuck you i'm gonna make you happy

he said: fick dich you're gonna feel the pain and both of 'm turned crazy into outright insane they beat me up and left me lying down on the street it's always good to be there in an hour of need (o oh)

all you need is me all you need is a mutual enemy and that's me so good to make you happy

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put the coffin in a wheelchair keep a kung-fu state of mind bring your daemons into child care scratch your eyes till they are blind

say we will see mermaids humping sunken ships they're having trips on booze that wan't meant to be a headache

and the sun is passing out again reminds you of the evening when the moon was saying: pretty soon all of you'll be dancing to my tune

lalala-luna

get some dogs just for the fun of telling bitches who's the boss throw a bone into the sun then scream meow and take applause

say we will hear little bells of space cats chasing fat rats into traps and then we'll disappear in darkness

as the sun is passing out again reminds you of the evening when the moon was saying: pretty soon all of you'll be dancing to my tune

lalala-luna

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if you need a helping hand to carry on and understand why you ain't perfect - cause you're not just turn to this role model i got

why don't you join this church of mine cause my god fucks up all the time

if you don't know whom to trust and look at atheism with disgust if you think you need a god to tell you to be good i'll tell you what

why don't you join this church of mine cause my god fucks up all the time

if you give too many fucks about the world and how it sucks and if you're looking for a way to frame it well, then well just let me say

why don't you join this church of mine cause my god fucks up all the time

if you're praying to a wall or to a trinity that knows it all if you run circles round a rock if you are part of any fucked up flock

why don't you join this church of mine cause my god fucks up all the time why don't you join this church of mine cause my god fucks up quite sublime

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see the boy is running down the streets a joy to everyone he meets look at 'm smile as he's singing sieg heil

doesn't get what all the fuzz's about he only does what daddy shouts who never smiles while screaming sieg heils

and now bed time is calling him out on the run back home to daddy not all too much fun beautiful eagles but mummy is gone

what do you mean that my girlfriend can't stay don't be so mean we have fun as we play stories of how we'll be saving each other from swine how we laugh at 'm while they are screaming your future is mine

see the boy is running down the streets a joy to everyone he meets look at 'm smile as he's singing sieg heil

pretty flames are dancing all around they make a quite impressive sound he's not afraid but it's getting late

so now bed time is calling him out on the run back home to find that his daddy is gone beautiful eagles, the sound of a gun