Monson Says: Recent Episodes
Monson Says
Seattle radio personality Michael Monson talks with co-host Mark Manske and producer Daron Casey about current and not so current events. Most of which involve drinking. All of them involve drinking.
Monson said his new phone would last a month. It didn't...and you'll never believe why. We recap what we remember from Mark's birthday celebration at Gas Works where our friend Burris tackled a stranger. We also read you e-mails.
Monson says he doesn't pick up dog poop. We debut a new segment called the 'Welp! F You Then Review,' where we tell people who gave good places bad Yelp! reviews to f themselves. The Yesterday Show has a story about a dog that went missing in Philadelphia and was found in Oregon.
Monson says no one's college experience stacked up to his. We invite on a couple of friends from PLU's unofficial fraternity street to reminisce about college. Plus, boob tube.
Monson says he printed and autographed 100 pictures of himself to send to President Obama. We talk about the Ice Bucket Challenge and we head to Mark's courtroom for Lawyer Up. Also, The Yesterday Show and Boob Tube.
Monson says he is extremely afraid of heights. We go over some of the best moments from the Monson Says-STP Cast simulcast in LA. Also, we dive into the 50 Cent vs. Floyd Mayweather drama and we are sorry Floyd.
Monson says he doesn't give a shit about Mark and that we can do the show without him. Mark skipped recording this week to watch the Bears preseason game, so obviously we make fun of the Bears and talk to all of his ex-girlfriends about how much of a loser Mark is.
Monson says he is going to videobomb a news camera. We have former co-host Elle on the phone with some big news about her love life. Also, Boob Tube and audio of Producer Daron's neighbor giving birth.
Monson says he has been remodeling a house with some people who don't know how to remodel houses. We read your e-mails. The Yesterday Show has a story about a man jumping from a moving car to avoid an argument with his girlfriend. Also, you'll never believe what happened to Producer Daron's butt.
Monson says he has been on a bit of a drinking bender. Mark's neighbor has been going through his garbage and sorting out his recycling. We sent Mark to Brazil to watch the World Cup. Plus The Yesterday Show has a few World Cup stories. WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT
Monson Says he split his head open when he ran into a table. Mark went home to Iowa and got too drunk to play volleyball, and Daron has Boob Tube that includes the best prank ever and another installment of 'Sex Sent Me to the ER.'
Monson Says happy Murica Day. We tell stories from our holiday and test our American knowledge by taking the US Citizenship Test. Monson also relives the horror that was digital detox camp.
Monson says there really is a chemical that turns urine blue in pools (there isn't). We have an new old segment called "Lawyer Up with Mark Manske," and a dramatic reading of embarrassing confessions by men. Also, The Yesterday Show.
Monson says he has a nice ass. He tells stories from his latest money making adventure- timber cruising. The Yesterday Show has stories about a racist Justin Bieber, naked bike riders, and a deadly pile of poo.
Monson Says he doesn't eat fast food, and gives 14 reasons why. Mark fell two stories trying to break into his own apartment, and Daron has 'Boob Tube.'
Monson Says a dried bull penis is a good cure for a hangover...and that's only one of the 12 strangest hangover cures from throughout history. Boob Tube revisits "Sex Sent me to the ER," and a rapping auctioneer. Plus The Yesterday Show, and we read your e-mails.
Monson's girlfriend says "why does something always need to HAPPEN when you guys go out?" We talk about a bouncer vs. drunk guy fight, an NHL to Seattle update, and what will become "the new Kool-Aid"... with booze. Plus we read your e-mails.
Monson Says he is going to be a groomsman at a wedding and he is pissed. We go over the 10 strangest sex laws in the country, and the Yesterday Show has a story about selfies.
Monson Says Chris Chelios partied hard in Spokane last weekend at The Classic hockey tournament. The Donkeys took a party bus to the drunkest tournament on ice. Also, big news in the sporting world, The Yesterday Show has an update on LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling.
From 99.9 KISW Seattle, starting goalie for the world famous Tacoma Donkeys, producer and co-host of the BJ Shea Morning Experience, and host of the STP Cast on KISW.com; Steve the Producer. And co-host of The Men's Room with Miles and Thrill, and host of Thee Podcast on KISW.com; Thee Ted Smith. They join us in studio for a special extended episode of Monson Says.
Monson Says he isn't surprised by the disastrous start to Elle's move. She joins us on the phone to explain why she was still in Seattle two days after leaving for LA. A Donkey Report and a couple of awful Yesterday Show stories close out the show.
Monson says hello to his new co-host Mark Manske. Mark went out and tried everything on the new Taco Bell breakfast menu in a new segment called "Mark Your Territoy." Mark left his old job where he stole from poor people to join the show.
Monson says he was not the one who passed out at the casino, but he was the one who passed out in a cab. We announce that we will be back next week with a new co-host as this is Elle's last episode!
Monson says he is going camping...WITHOUT BOOZE?! In efforts to practice our cunnilingus, we lick our iPhones. Plus, another Monson Says dramatic reading.
Monson says producer Daron is a wuss for not following through with a nomination. Monson addresses the issue of the "insecure hockey fan." Also, The Yesterday Show.
Monson says there is a difference between a JV and a Varsity drinker. We have 8 ways to not suck at social media, and in Boob Tube we have the 5 stages of text grief.
A big announcement from co-host Elle. Monson says she may not have thought her plan through. A special guest star helps to explain this exciting news.
Monson says he had free drinks for a night at a hotel and nearly drowned in the hot tub. That and more about his road trip to Vegas are discussed on today’s show.
Monson says that his girlfriend will no longer go to the grocery store with him, and we debut our new sponsors; Mentos, Johnson, Bud Light, Quiznos, Snickers, Nuva Bling, and Starburst.
The crew takes a look at a deadly drinking game that has already claimed lives in Australia and the UK. You're next America. Plus The Yesterday Show.
In Studio with us we have Co-Author and Illustrator of the new children s book 'Ping Pong Panda' and Owner of De Mars' Rooster Sauce John De Mars.
An update on Elle's work dilemma kicks off today's episode. We also have a dramatic reading about a guy who had his girl jacked by Derek Jeter (a.k.a Mr. Stealyourgirl.) Check out Monson Says on your iTunes or podcast app.
The cast brings on a lawyer and financial adviser and talk about everything but their jobs.
If you think you had a great Super Bowl week, wait till you hear how the Monson Says crew celebrated the big game. 'Drunk' might be the understatement of the year.
We learn that Daron drives in the left lane for no reason. Mile post 420 disappears and sexy stories.
Another drunk-siode live from Green Lake, Seattle. What a year it was! We review 2013 and the triumphs and tribulations it brought to the hosts of Monson Says. Also...this year in numbers, and the most common new years resolutions.
Singer/song-writer Elliot Martin joins us to talk about his song "Juniors." Daron has a new segment called 'Boob Tube.'