Drupok: The Escape Pod(cast): Recent Episodes
Luke Herzog and Eli Quastler
Luke and Eli are the only survivors of a devastating alien attack. Hurtling into the dark void of space in their cramped escape pod with little hope of rescue, they might as well start a podcast to pass the time. Who knows, maybe someone back on Earth will be listening? New episodes every Monday.
A rock sleeps better than a log, the trek up the hill is quite the slog, and the oracle is a dirty dirty dog.
Your word is: Stranded.
Can you use it in a sentence?
In this, the first episode of Season 2, Eli and Luke are stranded on the alien world of Cadraxia. Stranded.
Stranded. S-T-R-A-N-D-E-D. Stranded.
SEASON FINALE, Part 2: Say Glorkshinian Shuriken five times fast. We dare you.
Music credit: THE LAST FRONTIER, composed and produced by Luke West.
SEASON FINALE, Part 1: For months and months, we've praised Charlie Bailey. But you know what they say kids... Don't meet your heroes (for a second time).
Work experience? Likes and dislikes? Educational background? Greatest weakness? And finally, name your salary (but nothing Biblical).
Hugh Jackman's Flushed Away meets Honey, I Shrunk the Kids when Luke and Eli discover some strange toilet tchotchkes. Hold on to your hats and hang ten boys and girls as we ride the waves to freedom!
Birthday party petting zoos + alien species identification breakthroughs + bidding some heartfelt adieus = hilarity ensues!
Luke can't commit to a theme, Eli lives out his secret circus dream, the boys form an elite fighting team, and no one can hear the mime scream.
Eli learns what it is to feel. Luke's true intentions are masterfully concealed. Also, as it turns out, at least one galactic god is 100% real.
Sing along if you know the words: The Largey Bargey Spider went up the water spout... Space is really large, but it shouldn't make you pout... Up came the moon, and it's called Boxalottlepottle (not to be confused with Poxalottlebottle)!
Faster. Higher. Stronger. Despite the fact that Eli and Luke have neither speed, height, nor strength, the games have begun! There can only be one champion.
Friendless, flexible fiend filches food from fridge. Reckless, revengeful robot rights wrongs. Submarine spyglass secures sentience.
A noise in the attic makes Eli fret, Luke becomes a marionette, and Pixar's 8th film is 100% correct.
Luke's indecision causes a division, Eli sees double and that leads to trouble, and a certain horny horse only makes matters worse.
"Eat puppies to your heart's content and play violin like nobody's watching." Eli is green when it comes to baking pies. Luke is green with envy. Their unexpected guest is just plain green.
Shall I compare thee to a Granny Smith?
Thou art more lovely and much less mundane.
In this, the episode that is the fifth,
Luke and Eli walk down memory lane.
Galactic red tape gets in the way, a dangerous infection holds sway, and we all love Charlie Bailey, okay?
In this episode, Luke and Eli's hands disappear, they contemplate death, and they play with their food.
Luke and Eli are the only survivors of a devastating alien attack. Hurtling into the dark void of space in their cramped escape pod with little hope of rescue, they might as well start a podcast to pass the time. Who knows, maybe someone back on Earth will be listening?
Check out DRUPOK: The Escape Pod(cast) with Luke and Eli, a fully improvised science-fiction podcast. Two exceedingly average humans are crammed together in a claustrophobic escape pod, forced to entertain themselves to avoid succumbing to the monotony of the endless vacuum. New episodes every Monday.