Not Qualified: Recent Episodes
Zef Foster and Joe Farmer
Not Qualified is primarily a film podcast where two dudes who are not, uh, qualified, review and talk about the films, games, and TV they love (or hate). If you desire a couple of true cinephiles, these guys are NOT the dudes you're looking for. Sit back, have a drink, and join in the conversation on Not Qualified!
Movies you used to fall asleep to the sound of the DVD menu with. Among other things...
With the number one pick in the 2023 Idiot Draft, 'Not Qualified' selects... themselves!
Happy Spooktober, losers! Sleep tight and don't let your boyfriend into the bedroom if he's wearing a sheet over his head with glasses on top.
We were supposed to talk about True Grit - we did, some. Let's just say you get a lot of bonus content in this one.
This movie is like if the "tOtaLLy RanDOM" humor of the 2009 iCarly era coalesced into a movie for grown ups - and it was actually really good! Nihilism is bad.
So the guy from the movie came back and now he did a thing for nerds to watch and we watched it
This week Noah and Zef talk about two films which pair wonderfully together - Deliverance, and The Man From Toronto
The Batman is out - is it the best live-action adaptation of the character? Call in and tell us!
Ah yes, we've been expecting you... you'll have to fill out these forms before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.
I rant about David Lynch for an absurdly long time... almost as long as a single shot from Twin Peaks Season 3
We talk about our favorite and least favorite movie tropes today. And then walk away from an explosion like a cool guy. We don't turn around to look, either. Double cool.
Holy exposition, Batman! This week we're trying to talk about the Dark Knight Trilogy. We do our best.
We catch up on a few things we've been watching - make sure to call and leave us a voicemail!
cuts to interview, mockumentary style "Why yes, the hosts of this podcast are extremely handsome, how did you know?"
Action? Check. Fake history? Check. Matthew McConaughey hamming it up? Double check. Let's "dive" in.
This week we talk about the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy! The highs and the lows, the light and the dark. Feel free to tell us that "every word of what we just said is wrong."
The best comic book film of all time, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man! Join us as we sling some webs!
We catch up on a few things we've seen since last week, including the Patriot, Singin' in the Rain, and The Bye Bye Man!
Join Joe and Zef as they talk about palindromes semordnilap tuoba klat... Sorry I got mixed up there for a second. We discuss Christopher Nolan's Tenet!
In this episode, we catch up on a few films, and then talk TV shows for a long while. Part 1/2
Join Joe and Zef as they talk about the relationship between Samurai, Cowboys, and Michael Madsen.
The first episode of Not Qualified, two college dudes talking about movies. We like movies. We aren't very smart about it, but we like 'em. We hope you like them too.