“You should be humiliated, just having your balls out like that. They’re so tiny. And there’s WAY too many of them, to be quite honest. You haven’t even entered puberty. What gender is this even? You have so many balls. And you’re so young.” “Stop being a dick and start being a dude” “What an […]
In this epidude we cover topics from a prosthetically modified t-rex to political doomism to binge watching to psychopathy, and everything in between! #obvi
“Add one part yogurt, one part leather couch, and you got yourself an apocalypse yogurt” “Quit being such a can’t!” “When you woke up today, before you even registered that you were a person, you were already an asshole.”