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Whoa, Free Lunch!? is the world's best podcast hosted by comedians Sam Bowden and Aleks Milinkovic. Subscribe now for top-notch video content, hot riffs, and jack-off encouragement. Glaze yourself up, big boy, and good work for supporting small, independent, genital-based artists. Join us every Wednesday as we go on the search for a free lunch.
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It's Sammy Wallahi and the Mujahidink coming at ya for another week, where we fill you in on hot button issues like:
-Severe obligation fatigue
-Sabrina the Carpenter
-Sam has some issues (gay issues)
-The world's greatest pantomime
-Telling your mum about your freaky sex
-skinny-meanie-thats-in-betweenieeeee
Tickets on sale for SYDNEY for Sam's show: https://standupsydney.com/event/sam-bowden-dont-panic-its-happened-before/
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Good morning team! Welcome back to you and yours we have returned with Sammy Wallahi alive and better than he's ever been before, he works on Dragonball Z rules the closer he gets to death the stronger he becomes. Apologies for the absence last week btw but appreciate you being patient and sticking with us through our crazy little lives.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- The voices in our heads
- Sam witnessed a modern warriors death in Newcastle
- Aleks went to a 10 hour business conference starring Vince Vaughn
- The world after they turned on the Large Hadron Collider
AND MORE!
Much love team - missed you dearly
Sam & Aleks x
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GOOD MORNING ALL
Welcome back and happy Friday angels - hope you slept well, hope you're engaging in activities that you enjoy with the people that matter the most. God gave you one life, live it.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Bogan playlists
- Cavemen that started language were probably bullied by their peers
- Aleks got heckled at a Tourettes fundraiser gig
- How desperate we're becoming for a little chaos
AND MORE
MUCH LOVE TEAM - have a blessed day
Sam & Aleks xx
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Yo What's crackalackin' my sweet sweet sandwiches. As mentioned, Friday is our new drop day, thank you for joining with us in solidarity for the plight of the podcast release date. In this corker we discuss the pressing issues of:
-Aleks' unrelatable disdain for global travel
-Italian gender politics
-Russian LGBTQ politics
-RFK's brain worm
-Actual Australian politics
-Once again, The Japanese
-The greatest movie that's never been made
-Bill Maher and Bill Burr
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WELCOME BACK TEAM - lil update at the top we're gonna start posting these eps on Friday, just schedule wise it's become more difficult to get them out on Thursday so apologies for the change, hope that's all good. Also go see Sam's show in PERTH if you're around it's happening tomorrow night. I'll drop the ticket link at the bottom.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Wanting an immigrant therapist
- AZ Vax has been recalled
- Another million dollar idea by Sam Bowden
- The biggest dicks by nation - most likely will not surprise you
- The Doomsday Clock
AND MORE
Much love team see you next Friday!
SAMS SHOW: https://www.therechabite.com.au/whats-on/goodwill-club/sam-bowden-dont-panic-its-happened-before-pcf#
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Good morning everybody it's the fellas from the Whoa, Free Lunch pod back at it again. Thank you to everybody that came through to Sam's show in Sydney the thing went absolutely off - if you missed it because you live in Perth, well do I have just the best news. The show is coming to where you are! Get some tickets the link will be down below, keen to see ya'll there!
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- The viral Man v Bear argument
- Selling oil paintings of Futanari at your local markets
- The World Vision people in the middle of the shopping centre
- US vs UK hip hop
- Your high school bully now has a daughter named Khaleesi
AND MORE
MUCH LOVE TEAM
See you next week xx
TICKETS TO SAMS SHOW:
https://www.therechabite.com.au/whats-on/goodwill-club/sam-bowden-dont-panic-its-happened-before-pcf
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HELLO EVERYONE
Welcome back we're very happy to be returning to our regularly scheduled program with you. It's been a big couple weeks we hope you've kept yourselves busy. BTW if you're reading this go to Sam's solo show which is on at The Factory Theatre TONIGHT and then also this weekend I'll put the link down below.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Sam's time at the Melbourne Comedy Festival
- Aleks' time doing shows on the road + Getting heckled in Canberra
- The Arj Barker controversy
- A Tasty Conspiracy
- Ranking genders
- The only ethnicities you want to see in a politix
TICKETS TO SAM: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/sam-bowden-dont-panic-its-happened-before-2/
Very happy to be back ya'll much love and see you next week!
Sam & Aleks
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Good morning everybody! Apologies for the late ep we've been busy boys, also a lil heads up for the next 2/3 weeks we'll be a little AFK - we are both on the road doing our little comedy skits. Sam is gonna be in Melbourne doing his show for a couple weeks which if you'd like to go to I'll put the ticket link at the bottom and I am opening for Blake Pavey for a couple weeks in a bunch of places in NSW which I'll also chuck the link in at the bottom for. So yes, main feed a little quiet but Patreon will still be going strong we're gonna try do tour diaries and just a couple things on there to keep you updated about what we get up to when we're not speaking truth to power on this podcast
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- The moon is fucking hollow dude
- Paul Simon gets a second discussion on the pod
- Billy Crystal used to be considered sexy
- Beyonce's new album
AND MORE
Much love team hopefully catch you out at the shows xx
TICKET LINKS:
https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/don-t-panic-it-s-happened-before
https://blakepavey.com/pages/nsw-upcoming-shows (5th-14th)
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YoYoYo what is happening you absolute legends. Due to Australia's strict defamation laws and the tenuous hold we have on the comedy industry, a lot of this episode has been [REDACTED] regarding [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] and their response to the [REDACTED] incident. What we have left for you is:
-The best doping allegations in the history of sport
-The new emo country music scene
-The whitest hip-hop opinions you've ever heard
-The jokes of the day ARE BACK BABY
-Surprise accents
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Long ago, in a land far far away (unless you live in Sydney), two young bucks - one half Serb, the other half gay - came together to record an episode after a long weekend of partying and a hard day of working. What remained was a collection of riffs, most of which, were too spicy to release. What was left, was the following:
-A new Super Mario spec script
-The new Disney+ series 'Shogun' and how Aleks is wrong about it
-The prevalence of Seppuku (a podcast fav)
-My Muscle Chef and time travel
-The new Hentai book shop
To hear the rest, see below. XX
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Hello and Welcome! 안녕하세요, 환영합니다 !
Get your earholes drilled on this one 'cos its coming in hot. This week on the menu we're serving up:
- Macklemore and Ryan Lewis apéritif
- Spanian running for Parliament
- 한국의 형제애
- Which Celeb has the smallest hog
- Sammy Kerr with a side serving of English Bobbie
- The Finest French Perverts
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electric guitar noise WHATS UP SUCK AND FUCKERS IT'S SAM AND ALEKS BACK WITH ANOTHER RIPPIN AND TRIPPIN EPISODE OF WAH-WAH-WAH-WHOA FREE LUNCH!? audience applause camera pans from live studio audience to Sam & Aleks ripsticking into the set finding their place behind a desk made entirely of human flesh
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Someone has to captain the Flying Dutchman and how this is a metaphor for being straight
- Finding a safe place to listen to Collision Course the collab album from Linkin Park & Jay-Z
- Radical Treatments
- Jesus whipping the bankers
- Shakespeare was their time's Judd Apatow
Electric guitar noise
Now here's Dragon Ball Z
xoxo Sam & Aleks
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Howdy everybody, Sam here. We are back with your regular scheduled programming! We talk mad hype about:
-Tay Tay and the gals
-Brad Banducci's Froot Loops
-The Asbestos mulch fiasco
-Our million dollar gay UFC idea
-And good ol' vintage p*rnos
Sam's shows are all on sale for MICF, SydComfest and PerthComfest, tickets on his socials. Aleks' Comedy Untamed set is on YT and it's awesome. Tell all your friends. Make passionate love and stop and smell the gravel. X
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Hey Gang, Sammy Wallahi here. Had a bit of an error with the recording this week. Everything is explained, as well as some overdue shoutouts to our overseas listeners. Regular programming shall resume shortly. Thank you.
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Tally Ho g's - happy Whoa Free Lunch day (to all those who celebrate) quick disclaimer at the top we today we talk about Sam's life parter, Bugle his dog going through a pretty tough stint at the vets but as of writing this now Bugle is okay! So just don't stress while you're listening I was worried you'd stress and I wanted to alleviate that for you because you deserve to listen to this episode with a cigarette in between your lips, a gun and 10K in cash in your pocket without a care in the world. But other than that everything that we mention today that's affecting our lives is still very real and unsolvable.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- FROG MODE
- Sam might be gods strongest soldier
- Wedding speeches across the genders
- Cum Vampires
- The dark reality of border security
AND MORE
Much love everybody - defeat your enemies
Sam & Aleks xx
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!
We missed you dearly, hope you had a lovely little holiday break - we're back baby! A brand new year, same old he said, she said bullshit with maybe like hopefully at least a couple lunches along the way. We're very happy to be back, this podcast keeps us young in a way I don't think we realised until we didn't have it for a couple months and had to spend quality time with our loved ones who just simply have no idea the absolute goldmine this thing so obviously is. So without further ado - please, turn the UE boom speaker UP on the bus ride to work and join us as we enthusiastically suck off the barrel of 2024.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- REAL stealth wealth
- Letting your cells fight for themselves
- Sam heckling at the tennis
- Jamie Oliver's cookbooks being useless during inflation
- We freestyle a diss track about Hitler
AND MORE
Much love team, and remember - if can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
-Sammy Wallahi & The MujahiDink xx
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Merry Christmas everybody! THIS IS IT - this is the last episode for the year of WFL. No guest just old fashioned OG recipe lunch with Bow Bow and the Dink just calmly and softly sending you off into the New Year with a bunch of on brand mumblings and musings. We have a had a ball with you this year and we're very excited to get it going again in 2024, we should be back late January. But until then hope you have a great New Year, stay safe, kiss all of your loved ones on the lips and we'll catch you back here soon xx
Much love
Sam & Aleks
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GOOD AFTERNOON TEAM! Welcome back to an all original fully flavoured episode of classic Whoa, Free Lunch!? This is our second last episode for the year! We've got one more in the tank for you to get you through the New Year and then we're gonna take a couple weeks off because Bowden is going to Brisbane and then I (Aleksandar Milinkovic) am going to Bali to spread the word about the pod. But look we're cross the bridge when we get to it, lets focus on being here together - right now.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Getting heckled by the ethnics at social soccer
- Adding pages to the bible
- The curse of knowing everything
- New and interesting Undercover Boss ideas
AND MORE
Much love team - hope you have yourselves a beautiful little xmas and we'll see you next week for the last episode of 2024.
Sam & Aleks
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Good afternoon angels! Hope you're having a lovely Thursday - this week we've got the very funny multi talented comedian, TV personality and Triple J host Bec Charlwood everybody! She's just released her comedy special on Youtube called "Bipolar Baby" which I will leave the link to in the bottom of this description. Get around it - its very funny and she's produced it herself from beginning to end so make sure you go show some love that way.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Does Bec Charlwood condemn Hamas?
- The new cult documentary Love Has Won
- Bec's new special!
- What we'd do if we woke up jacked
AND MORE
Bec's Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVSaYTcOqT4
Love you team
Talk soon xx
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Good afternoon everybody! Welcome back to WFL - this weeks episode so you know is one we recorded after Nick Capper's episode last week, which is why it's a little shorter but its a good'n. Also thank you to everyone who hit us up about having us in their Spotify wrapped. Honestly huge moment for us and we really appreciate that you listen to us like that so thank you and never change.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Sam dishes some gossip from doing warm up at the Arias
- Letting the dumb people eyeball complicated situations
- Restaurants that "do things a little differently"
- Selling out your funeral
AND MORE!
Much love team!
Sam & Aleks
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Happy Thursday everybody - hope you're enjoying your Spotify wrapped and genuinely I'm kinda mad if we're not at least in the number 5 spot for podcasts but it is what it is and we all have lives outside of this I know but still. Anyway look this week we have one of the funniest people in Australian comedy, Nick Capper on the pod and it's so fun, so settle in get around it and follow him on IG @capperflapper.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Does Nick Capper condemn Hamas?
- When Capper did stand up in a full tuxedo in Serbia
- Albanese Vs The Israel v Palestine conflict
- Medieval torture turning into modern fetishes
AND MORE
As usual rate the pod if you enjoyed and outside of that hope you're all having a beautiful week and can't wait to be back with you next Thursday.
Much love all
Sam & Aleks xx
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Happy Thursday ya'll - Sam & Aleks back at it again with no guest because everybody getting SICK. But that's alright we are here to hold you down with a sweet regular ep of just high level intellectual tennis with your regular thought leader hosts. Back to guests probably next week but for now let's just enjoy the time that we have together.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Sam's temporary stint in a polycule
- We try to get into the funny birthday card business
- The one sweet member of ISIS
- A forgotten, absolutely unhinged story line in the WWE
- Should people that do Onlyfans be called Sex Workers?
AND MORE
Much love team have a lovely rest of your week xx
Sam & Aleks
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Godamnit somehow they've done it - we're back into our guest era and with none other than the lovely Suraj Kolarkar who is a comedian/actor we've both known from back in the day when we started in Brisbane. Now that man is on the godamn telly ACTING with ACTUAL stars! None of this walk on role on Home and Away bullshit - we're talking lines that progress the plot, you understand? Did someone say KFC? We'll never know because those ads are firmly beneath an actor of this calibre. Hope you enjoy xx
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Honestly a lot of food we really get into food for like 10 minutes on this one
- Apparently if you're white there's a level of spice you can't access at the Indian restaurant
- Suraj tells us tales from the set
- Quick Diwali shout out
- We look up someone from Sam's past to results we don't love
AND MORE
That's all for now everybody we'll see you next week xx
Sam & Aleks
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AFTERNOON EVERYBODY - welcome back to another instalment Whoa, Free Lunch!? Our guest had to be rescheduled AGAIN because this time SAM got sick and so we had to do another late night record. We hope you find it somewhere within you to forgive us. Next episode we got those sweet sweet guests back in the symposium.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Sam's mystery illness
- Aleks went to a viking themed fine dining restaurant
- How the news portrays the people in front of Centrelink
- Sam getting ACCOSTED on public transport
AND MORE
Love you team see you next week! xx
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Good morning angels! Hope you're having a lovely start to your Thursday, just at the top our guest we had planned today got sick so today's episode is the original recipe baby, classic cola Bow Bow and the Dink twist - a true return to everything you've come to know us for: hard riffs and sensitive, thoughtful masculinity.
We'll be back with guests next week but this episode was fun.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Sam found sexy 2-minute noodles
- Aleks' secret talent
- Getting dissed by targeted advertising
- Trying to get hired as a jester for an oil billionaire in Dubai
- The new phenomenon "Arab-Maxing"
AND MORE
Love you everybody, hope you're enjoying this crazy little thing we call life
Sam & Aleks xx
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AFTERNOON ALL - Just off the top you'll hear it in the ep but we had some tech issues this week and we lost a whole bunch of audio from this weeks ep, so we did our best and salvaged what we could - so please accept this as a small peace offering for our mistake here and we'll be back next week bigger and more recorded than ever.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Sam trying to tee up a threesome in Europe
- The desperation in the conquest to lose your virginity
- When Aleks auditioned for the role of a Serbian in Western Sydney
- The cultural differences between Australians and Wogs (Mainly kissing your mum on the lips)
AND MORE
Thats all for now, love you team and catch you next week
Sam & Aleks
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Good afternoon angels - welcome back to the third instalment of the guest series, this week we thought we'd take a creative risk and get one of these ladies you keep hearing about on the pod and we went and got ourselves one absolute killer in the form of Michelle Azevedo! If you've listened to the pod before you know her, she's been brought up a bunch, she's a comedian and just a great time all round and it's sick to have her on what we think is a very fun ep. Hope you get around it xx
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Sam finds out several people from his past are in prison
- The sexiest Pokemon
- The Fray and The Script, what a time to be alive
- Crushing on your pre-school teacher
- Fucked up foreign expressions
- Toddler rage
AND MORE!
Hope you enjoy team, much love xx
Sam & Aleks
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GOOD AFTERNOON ANGELS - welcome back to another sneaky guest episode of Whoa Free Lunch!? This week we have another young king in the form of good friend and global success WILL GIBB. Get around the episode we think it's a lot of fun.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Servicing a clown car
- Sam got assaulted by a 5 foot kiwi
- Will Gibb's love life and what he's looking for
- Will talks the fellas through the hit Australian horror "Talk To Me"
- Celebrities we'd make a point to not give a fuck about
AND MORE
Hope you enjoy the episode team and hope you're having a lovely week
Much love xx
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Good afternoon everybody! We're doing it! We said we'd do it and we did - we are rounding out the rest of the year with some special guests on the pod for you. Personally I couldn't think of a better way to start it than with none other than Triple J's own Dave Woodhead everybody. This was a wild lil ep and we hope you get around it x
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- If ASIO did assassinations
- An artist Woodhead thinks is WACK
- Dave tells us about his face off with death, high on a lime bike in Canberra
- We read some jokes we've prepared for Dave
- Improv in Australia
AND MORE
Love you team!
Sam & Aleks xx
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Good afternoon angels - hope you're having a lovely week - quick thank you to everyone that came out to Sam's show on the weekend that was absolutely sick, you're all our real family.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Sam's history show
- One of Aleks' worst gigs happened this week
- The fun side of mandatory military service
- Smelling the perfume your preschool teacher wore, as an adult
- The call rom the void in an IGA
AND SOME OTHER STUFF HELL YEAH
Love you team, thanks again for coming out on the weekend and we'll see you next week
Sam & Aleks xx
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Good afternoon angels - Sam & Aleks back again hope you're having a lovely Thursday - which btw did you know, esteemed co-host of this podcast Sam Bowden has a solo show on TONIGHT at the factory theatre called "Don't Panic! It's Happened Before" an experimental stand up show about history and how it always repeats. You simply must get around it tickets are HERE https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/sam-bowden-dont-panic-its-happened-before/ - see you all there xx
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Fun funerals
- How neither of us could make it through a crucifixion
- The kidnapping of famous(?) cricketer Stuart MacGill
- The government using comedians for pro CCP propaganda (fun)
- Aleks has written some jokes for us
AND MORE!
Love you all
Sam & Aleks xx
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Good afternoon everybody!
Welcome back real quick go check out Sam's show in SYDNEY on the 21st of Sept "Don't Panic! (It's Happened Before)" a comedy hour about history and how it always repeats. Tickets are on his bio on IG @sambowdencomic. See you sweet angels there xx
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- How intimidating it can be to try pick up a trans woman
- Sam's written some jokes for us
- Sam's mum
- Aleks' loose grasp on language
AND MORE
Love you lots
xx
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Good morning everyone - we're back from Brisbane with another late night record. Next week we should be back to business as usual - doing day time records, calling for free lunches, plotting revenge deep in a nicotine high when when the casual employee doesn't give us one. That's next week, but for now... for now we have this moment right here, and that's special.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- The Brisbane Trip!
- Age Of Empires (2023 Edition)
- 100% Drinking The Koolaid In Jonestown
- We're All Still Wearing a Uniform ON THE INSIDE! (Whoa)
Much love team, talk soon xx
Sam & Aleks
Good morning everybody! WELCOME BACK - just quickly so you know THIS WEEKEND we're doing 2 live shows in Brisbane at the Good Chat Comedy Club. One live pod and one split bill comedy hour get tickets at our IG @aleksmilinkvic & @sambowdencomic. Use HOGS50 for a discount a sweet, sweet discount. ANYWAY
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- The evolution of the McCafe
- Working in fast food
- Making car dealership salesmen uncomfortable
- The Greatest Internet Conspiracy Theory of this year
- We read an excerpt from an 80's gay erotica novel
AND MORE
Love you team and keen to see you at the shows if you can make it, kisses.
Sam & Aleks
Good afternoon team! Welcome back we missed you dearly - just up the top gotta remind you that we are coming to Brisbane and we're performing NEXT WEEK alright? We're doing Sept 1st and 2nd at the Good Chat Comedy Club one night is a live podcast the other is a split bill comedy hour. Tickets are at this link: https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydink
and you can use the discount code HOGS50 for 50% off so you can come to both shows if you feel so inclined. Anyway!
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- The Spanish WWC kiss heard around the world!
- The trauma involved with sending a photo of that thang dude
- Our spin on the hit TV show "The Bear"
- Are we all just gods pretending not to be? ooooooo
- Sam's very emotional journey on a Virgin flight
- Inspector Rex!
AND MORE!
As always everyone, we love you and we should really catch up some time soon its just, you know life gets so crazy and now with the kids...
Sam & Aleks
HELLO EVERYONE - happy Thursday hope you're doing alright dude, apologies for the lateness on the ep we usually like to be here for your morning but today we're an afternoon podcast baby, it just is what it is this time team so chuck us on the UE Boom, get the nice wine out and watch that sweet sunset. We're chilling boys.
ALSO it's a slightly shorter ep this week because we had to do another late night record but we did our damned best for you. We been real busy getting ready for the live shows in Brisbane which there are still some tickets to so get around em @ https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydink while you can and use the discount code: HOGS for cheaper tix. ALRIGHT THAT'S ALL
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Aleks' farm trip with his family
- Sam's trip to Newcastle
- The 40 Hour Famine in High School
- Sam tells Aleks about a new podcast coming out where comedians tell harrowing stories of real incest
- The War Between Dr Kellogg and kinky, kinky sex
AND MORE
LOVE YOU TEAM SPEAK SOON xx
Sam & Aleks
Good morning everybody! Just a quick reminder that we're coming to BRISBANE (Sept 1st and 2nd) for 2 live shows! One is stand up with Sam & Myself (Aleks) and one is a live podcast! It's all very exciting and we're working on a couple things to make the live pod very special so get your tickets ASAP here: https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydink
Keen to see you there bb
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Sam was at the Logies!
- The Lizzo controversy! (ooooo)
- If reality TV was around in the 1920's
- A sommelier experience of blacked.com
- Sam explains to Aleks what a "Fatagram" is
- The man living his life as a dog
AND MORE!
Hope you enjoy everybody! Much love as always
Sam & Aleks xx
GOOD AFTERNOON ALL - quick reminder that we're coming to Brisbane for 2 LIVE SHOWS in September. 1 live podcast and 1 split bill stand up show, so grab those sweet sweet tickets @ https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydink and we got a discount code which is: HOGS if you are one of these people that like good deals. Hope to see you there. ANYWAY
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- The Writers Strike in America
- How To Fix The Marketing For Women's Soccer
- FIRE ANTS!
- Eating directly out of your bin
- ALIENS!
AND MORE!
LOVE YOU TEAM TALK SOON and as always if you have any questions or anything you'd like featured on the pod hit us up at whoafreelunchpod@gmail.com
xx
BRISBANE! We're-a comin! We're doing a live show of Whoa, Free Lunch!? AND a split bill comedy hour in September and the tickers are HERE https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydink
Also it's a little bit of a shorter episode because of some tech difficulties but it's still free lunch baby and we're still young - lets take our shirts off
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Solipsism
- Watching the religions battle it out in the CBD
- When Sam slept with a communist
- Trading time in a re-education camp for a sequel to You Don't Mess With The Zohan
AND MORE
Love you all xx
Sam & Aleks
Good afternoon everybody! Quick little soft launch announcement - we are coming to BRISBANE for a live show on September 1st at the Good Chat Comedy Club, tickets will be on sale soon and we'll probably have a discount code for listeners going or some sort of nice little deal. So YEAH stay tuned for that, we are very very excited to see you there.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Sam getting high in Europe
- India going to the moon
- We talk about Italians a lot in this episode
- The Rats of Tobruk
- Dr Charlie Teo losing his practice
- Proposing to your girlfriend in a Timezone
- Getting murdered to Hot Cross Buns
AND MORE
Thank you everybody - we hope you enjoy the episode and as always if you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else!?
Sam & Aleks xxx
Good afternoon everybody! It's Sam and Aleks and it's another blessed Free Lunch. Aleks has been sick so the only time we could get a record in is late so that means we're not calling for a free lunch but the episode is real fun if we do say so ourselves so please enjoy and send any complaints to your local MP's.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- How Hitler would watch Barbie over Oppenheimer and you should let that influence your decision opening week
- A podcast in the Salem Witch Trials
- If Matt Rife was around in WW2
- Sam got high at a Renaissance Festival!
- Woolworths Tearless Onions
- The Many Faces of Wagner Boss Yevgeny Prigozhin
& MORE
Thank you for listening and as always, we're the daughters of the witches they couldn't burn
Sam & Aleks
What's going on everybody it's Aleks from Whoa, Free Lunch!? Writing this description from bed, and I feel like telling you that honestly makes this so much more of an intimate experience.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- This generation's "stop the boats" is about Artificial Intelligence
- The Twink demand in Australia
- Sam tells a story about playing DnD for the first time but really we get stuck talking about lazy eyes in the middle there
- AND WE FINALLY CALL FOR A FREE LUNCH AGAIN BABY!
AND MORE
Love you lots as always, hope you're enjoying your day xx
Sam & Aleks
(Yo, open up man)
What do you want, man?
(My girl just caught me)
You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen)
With who?
(The girl next door, you know)
Man
(I don't know what to do)
Say it wasn't you
(Alright)
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
- Famous weapons manufacturer Lockheed Martin is for the girls and gays
- Aleks tries to communicate (to some success) why going to famous singer Shaggy with any kind of problem is hilarious
- Sam met a dude with one eye
- We find a spiritual sequel to A Modern Warrior's Death (Social Death By Cop)
- Implementing Post-Credit scenes into funerals
AND MORE
Hope you enjoy, love you, Free Lunch Forever and as always
"Seeing is believing so you better change your specs"
HELLO POSSUMS
It's Sammy Bow and The Dink fresh off a couple weeks away being professional comedians (pretty cool! pretty big deal!). Thank you to everyone who reached out about the pod and checking in to see when we're coming back that was very sweet, it warmed our hearts AND NOW we're back and here to stay baby!
So settle in, its a rainy Thursday and we've got an hour together - let's cherish it.
THIS WEEK WE MUSE:
- On our time away doing comedy in regional Australia
- The Big Pineapple and the probable true darkness behind it
- NEW ITALY
- The royal family playing soggy biscuit
AND MORE
Hope you enjoy!
Love you forever and always
Sam & Aleks
Guys! It's us! Remember Sam & Aleks?? We're back! In Pod form!
SORRY right up the top for having missed last week Sam was ill and we feared he may never ride the mic/vape combo again but he's proved us all wrong and made a FULL RECOVERY hold for applause
A little bad news though so you're aware - we won't be releasing an episode next week because Aleks will still be on tour but we might release an extra bonus ep with just some things that couldn't make it into this episode so stay tuned for that and then the week after we will be returning to our regularly scheduled programming, pinky promise dude!
Anyway - THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Being yourself and how that's bad advice sometimes
- Why Lewis Capaldi is the greatest living performer right now
- Eatin' ass in the cinema
- The art of being playfully mean
- Ice Spice Vs Matty Healy
AND MORE!
Hope you enjoy and we can't wait to be back with you all together as one big family soon
Luv u x
Sam & Aleks
GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY GET ON UP IT'S WHOA FREE LUNCH
We're back, we're on a bullshit edible and we're hounding down Ogalo for what is a genuine 1 to 1 rip off of a Bondi Burger from Oporto.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- The 95 year old woman tased by the police in Australia
- Sam getting invited to an orgy by a hit man
- What Football chat sounds like
- Sex codes through the ages and why they're not relevant anymore
AND MORE
Love you hope you're doing well! Byeeeeeeeeee
Sam & Aleks
GET YOUR PUNK ASS UP it's Whoa Free Lunch in the morning!
Welcome back everybody - this is the second ep we recorded in 3 days to stay on schedule so it's a little shorter but it's VERY silly. Tune in and join us as we threaten Manoosh Pizzeria. Hope you and yours thriving.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Starting rumours about your teachers
- The Yule Ball in Sydney and why we're going
- The Story Behind A Loose Magnum Condom
AND MORE
Love you team, see you next week!
Sam & Aleks
WAGWAN everybody
It's ya boys back at it again now on time when the episode was meant to be posted, huge for us. Thank you real quick to everybody that came out to the live shows we had a blast we hope you did too and we're very excited to go tinker with it and bring it back asap. Now let's get into it team!
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Being a judgemental child
- Our love for tall women
- Aleks' evening rubbing shoulders with the upper class on an island
AND MORE of course
Hope you're having a good week possums
Free Lunch Forever and our undying love to you and yours
Sam & Aleks
HELLO EVERYONE
Apologies, the episode is a day late because we've been prepping for the live shows WHICH if you're in Sydney TONIGHT there are still some tickets left! Right here: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/
Use the discount code "Seppuku" for 2 for 1 tickets that's a very good deal! Keen to see ya'll there x
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- The live show in Newcastle and our THIRD LUNCH THAT WE SECURED
- If Hans Zimmer, Andre Rieu and P!nk has a s*x tape
- If Nintendo tried to make Mario gritty
- We answer our second jack off encouragement request
- The response to the death of Barry Humphries
AND MORE
Get around it and we love you x
Sam & Aleks
GOOD MORNING YA'LL
Bit of a shorter episode for you all today - this was recorded right before our first live show in Newcastle (which was mad btw thank you for asking) and we were in a lil rush. So please enjoy, and if you feel like you missed out on the live experience it's alright there are still tickets available for SYDNEY. Get them tickets asap, we got a bunch of exciting stuff planned! LINK IS https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/
ANYWAY this week we TALK:
- Being degenerates in hotel rooms
- Punishing the Nazis by making them work at a boost juice
- Chihuahuas as service dogs
- The day Sam learned it's okay to be yourself
- Quidditch With Tha Boys > Therapy
As always, love you - free lunch forever.
Sam & Aleks
WHOA FREE LUNCH BOIIIIII
Sorry for being a couple hours late team but it's all good we're here! Hope you've had a lovely week BTW if you're in Newcastle this SUNDAY we're doing our first live pod! Get amongst it at The Newcastle Comedy Club. Would be sick to see you there. Anyways let's get into it yes?
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- An explosion that took out 18,000 cows
- Why performance art is the lowest form of art
- The Serbian Dancing Lady Urban Legend
- Being horny on the algorithm
AND MORE
Much love as always to you and yours
Sam & Aleks
Goooood morning everybody it's Thursday and that means the hunt continues for a free lunch. This week we have our first guest Tom Witcombe - make sure to get around him on IG and such @tomwitcombe comedy and if you get a chance catch one of his shows! He'll be performing at the Sydney Comedy Festival and is performing RIGHT NOW at the Melbourne International Comedy Fest. Get around the boy.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
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Australia's Obsession with News Comedy Shows
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The Famous Kiama Blowhole
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Aleks' Journey Quitting Vaping
-Ziggin' When Ya Shoulda Zagged
And honestly a LOT more but I'm in a rush and I can't remember all the topics right now but I'm telling you there's heaps and they're all just the best
Much love everyone - hope you enjoy!
Sam & Aleks
Good morning everybody! Just a quick reminder up the top that we're doing a couple live shows in NEWCASTLE and SYDNEY why not grab a couple and come hang eh? The link is in our bios on IG @sambowdencomic & @aleksmilinkvic or I think if this link is clickable you can just use this https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydink
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
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Feeding Cows Mushrooms and Making Them A Global Threat
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Meal Replacement Shakes
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Old Australian Male Paradise (Bali)
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Aliens Are Wogs From The Future
AND MORE
Love you! Hope you enjoyyyyyyy
Sam & Aleks
Good afternoon everybody! Welcome back - to what is an episode featuring our SECOND FREE LUNCH. Shout out listener and now I like to think - friend: Ryan for the UberEats voucher, thank you for not giving up on our mission statement when we 100% totally thought we'd never see another free lunch as long as we lived.
ALSO while we're here remember team we got some live shows coming up - 1 in Newcastle and 2 in Sydney and those tickets are in our IG bios @aleksmilinkvic & @sambowdencomic, get around it also if you use the code "SEPPUKU" it does something I think it either makes them 2 for 1 or just cheaper tickets either way it's a decent deal! Would love to see you there!
ANYWAY THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Sam nearly dying in a house fire he started with a Dominos pizza
- Solving the rift between certain communities in Sydney
- Shakespeare gets like 12 minutes worth of disrespect
- We also have a go at the Royal Family's weak chins
AND MORE
GET AROUND IT
Love you
Sam & Aleks
Happy Thursday everybody! Welcome back to the world's most serious podcast, please listen respectfully.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
- Them dick-grabbing Italians in Leichardt
- Why Bollywood is so much better than anything coming out of Hollywood right now
- THE OLD COUNTRY
- And damn it dude - Sam done got himself into one these here bar fights this week
AND MORE (btdub remember we're doing live shows so those tickets are in our IG bios - get eeeeem)
Love you lots,
Sam & Aleks
Also would it kill you to call every now and again?
Happy Thursday team! Quick reminder that Whoa Free Lunch LIVE is coming to Newcastle and Sydney very soon, the ticket link is in our bio's on IG so make sure you grab a couple - it's gonna be a lot of fun.
THIS WEEK WE:
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ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE FREE LUNCH
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Talk about the time Aleks accidentally disrespected famous comedian Jimeoin to his face.
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Discover the limits of the human brain through Unblurred Japanese P*rn
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Talk Getting A.I addicted to p*rn to save the human race
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Long for a time in Ancient Greece where you get drunk and share ideas with the boys
& A BUNCH MORE
We hope you enjoy this modern Symposium
Much love
Sam & Aleks
It's free lunch time everyone! Quick shout out to everyone who sent in an email telling us their ideal free lunch - next week we're gonna announce the winner so you still got some time to get a submission in! Email us at whoafreelunchpod@gmail.com and we just might pay for your lunch next week.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
-
Becoming a man via working in hospitality
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Sam taking advantage of the schooling system
-
The Project & Reuben Kaye controversy
-
We do an acting exercise
AND MORE
It's a fun one, hope you enjoy
Love you!
Sam & Aleks
WHOA, FREE LUNCH!? LIVE @ The Sydney Comedy Festival IS ON SALE NOW - Get them tickets at https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/
WE HIT A THOUSAND DOWNLOADS TEAM. This is very cool to us so to say thank you, we are gonna buy one of you a free lunch of your choosing - all you gotta do is email us what you would like to have for lunch and we'll choose one winner within the next week or so. The email is whoafreelunchpod@gmail.com
ANYWAY THIS WEEK WE TALK
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Aleks' trip to Perth and getting heckled via the written word
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Companies that we believe should start rainbow-washing
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The amount of gay s*x in Assassins Creed Odyssey
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The return of Madeleine McCann!?
AND MORE
Love you team
Wagwan everyone? It's Sam & Aleks back with some more of this he said she said buuuullsh*t. Hope you enjoy it!
BTW we sadly won't have an episode for you next week because Aleks is in Perth doing his little shows so we won't be able to record anything fresh for you but the week after it'll be back to an episode a week every week until our vape holding hands go limp.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
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Serbian weddings
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R Kelly
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The rebrand of the South
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And we call the coffee club in pursuit of a free lunch (and revenge!?)
-
MORE
Love you and hope you're having a nice little day
Sam & Aleks
Afternoon everybody! Apologies we're a day late the boys have been very busy BUT IT'S ALL GOOD. We're back with another hour of stuff that we'll have to probably delete to get employed in the future.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
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A WILD story about a guy suing a woman for not dating him
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Medieval Re-enactments
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The time Sam punched on with his dad
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How to PROPERLY write Sherlock Holmes/Watson fanfic
AND A BUNCHA OTHER STUFF
Get amongst it - it's a free lunch
We're coming for you coffee club.
Much love team
- Sam & Aleks
Babe wake up - new WFL just dropped.
THIS WEEK WE TALK!:
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Going to friends plays
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Foreign NPCs
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The worst child safety campaign of the 2000's
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A burger chain where every item of food is named after global atrocities
AND MORE
LOVE YOU
Sam & Aleks
It's lunchtime team. And it's a sexy lunchtime this week. THAT'S RIGHT, it gets down right steamy in here for the next hour because we're the best at sex and everything to do with it.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
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Our completely opposite experiences at sex shops
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Getting pegged through the ages
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Pirate STDs
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And we fulfil our promise and deliver our second Jack Off Encouragement.
-
MORE
Hope you like it. Much love team
(Complaints and requests to WhoaFreeLunchPod@gmail.com)
Happy new year everybody! Free Lunch is back and boy we're feeling fresh, we're feeling fun, we're feeling flirty and we're focused on our goals which is literally just to get a second free lunch #roadtothesecondlunch.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
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Red Rooster (The Dark Horse of Fast Food)
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Prince Harry's Todger
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A WILD dolphin experiment in the 90's
-
The new MAFS season
AND MORE
Alright that's all for the description, missed you x
Sam and Aleks
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! It's Whoa Free Lunch Xmas Edition which just means we were slightly more lit up for this one than usual.
THIS WEEK WE TALK:
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Wahlburgers
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Choosing the wrong conversation option in real life
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The evolutionary reason why dudes wear sunglasses on the back of their head
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A lot about Ancient Rome
AND OTHER STUFF
Btw we'll be taking a couple week break over the holiday period but we will be back in time for everyones hangovers to clear. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year team. Much love, Free Lunch Forever and we'll catch you in 2023.
- Sam & Aleks
Happy Wednesday everybody! We did it we made it to 10 episodes baby! And to celebrate we thought we'd release this one on time. Honestly VERY big deal and we deserve praise for that. THIS WEEK WE TALK:
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Famous aussie comedian and national icon Hughesy being a landlord
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Sam disrespecting a famous real estate agent at a party
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Australia's most searched terms on Google in 2022
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How long until everyone just uses Elon Musk's Neuralink exclusively to cum hard
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And we also try to get a free lunch from a local pub.
AND A BUNCHA OTHER STUFF
Get in, get amongst it, free lunch forever, god did.
- Sam & Aleks
Good afternoon everybody! It's us! Sam and Aleks! Welcome back! Hope you've had a nice lil week we're just gonna slide in right here and do our little silly podcast for you if you'd like, if not we'll be gone in 40 minutes anyway - you'll barely notice we're here, don't mind us.
THIS WEEK WE TALK
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Sam's trip to QLD and how he met maybe the great Australian on earth
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Asexuals
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F**kin' medium
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The hands down undisputed best club in Queensland
and of course a bunch of other stuff along the way
MUCH LOVE EVERYONE
from Sam and Aleks
Good afternoon ladies and gentleman! Sam and Aleks here back and ready to just you know, hang out - maybe kiss a little, who knows let's see where the next 45 minutes takes us. This week we talk about:
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How to gain the confidence to make song requests at General Pants
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The glory days of pop punk when every song title was long as f**k
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Dog Cafes in a dystopian future
Also we try to get a free roast chicken from Woolworths.
AND MORE
Free lunch baby, free lunch.
What's up fellow pay piggies IT'S FREE LUNCH TIME (sorry for the delay, we were both out of the city so the editing took a little longer) TODAY the boys cover the following
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How sack-wacking can lead to a fruitful career in real estate
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A gritty reboot of hit Netflix show "Old Enough"
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Russia's Mcdonalds replacement
and a quick lil jack off encouragement to start your day right + MORE
So whip it out and let's get stuck in it's free lunch time
Sam and Aleks serve up a hot fresh pod, with slices of Japanese bathhouses, extra gay sex maze relish and a delicious pickle of A24 film critiques. They also go begging for ice cream.
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Have Sam and Aleks finally secured a free lunch!? The boys discuss victory laps, secret celebrity gossip they found on the internet, and the final hiding place for one of history's most controversial figures!! It's all happening here on Whoa, Free Lunch!?
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Aleks and Sam talk TayTay, Arctic Monkeys impressions and how everyone lacks purpose. They may have also snagged their first free lunch!
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Sam and Aleks talk about billion-dollar movie ideas, abandoned Japanese customs and the greatest movie idea of all time. Again. They also go on the hunt for a free lunch, of course.
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Comedians Sam Bowden and Aleks Milinkovic are BACK on their quest for a free lunch. We talk the sexual power Forrest Whitaker's eye, the most famous gladiator in HISTORY, the social luxury of getting old and a role perfect for Kevin Spacey's return to Hollywood
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Comedians Sam Bowden and Aleks Milinkovic start their quest for a free lunch. We talk the new Super Mario movie, how Disney DID Chris Pratt, gay James Bond and the best fruit and vegetable shop in Australia.
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