The Mjango Series Podcast: Recent Episodes
Vick & Jairus
The realities of life approached through an intellectual angle which more or less comes along with boisterous laughter. Tune in and love Pure Verbal Realities with your main hosts, Jairus and Vick.
Let me start by saying, Delulu is not the solulu. Especially when it comes to matters relationships. In the last episode of this series, we delve straight in to the opinions of some of my friends concerning the ways in which we have grown delulu going into serious relationships and the as a result, the deal breakers that they have learnt to uphold. But if being delulu works for you, who are we to wake you up from your day dream. But at least shes_kemunto has done her part to show us the dreadful cost of not staying sober with our social decisions. So enjoy this episode please ๐
You might want to sprinkle some salt around yourself before you listen to this episode. Hehe. What we are talking about is not a red flag, it's a black flag! In the past episodes we have seen how blind people are to red flags, how much more a black one? Some people choose not to believe in black magic, but for those who know, you know! Kwanza African Black Magic? Weeeh ebu ata ju ya hio story, katika jina la baba...I talk about this being the whole inspiration behind the series; the things people in our age overlook and ignore going into binding relationships. And this one has to be the most serious and wicked of them all. But do samofyu care?You have to put on your big boy pants when listening to this one, but I still manage to lighten things up, so don't be scared ๐ Whether you believe in it or not, point is, don't be naรฏve!
And just like that, Valentine is over. ๐ Some of you still have roses ๐น and chocolates ๐ซ, and some of you have jealousy and regrets. Iss life. But in effort to help you get a better person for Valentine's in future, I give you questions you should ask during The Talking Stage. We have seen how poor diligence can lead to stressful relationships, and this time round, we endeavour to do things differently. As a continuation from last week's episode, we delve into why it is important to consider your potential partner's personal handling and growth initiatives, their interpersonal relationships and the state of their health. All to say, the talking stage is an important stage. In the meantime, ati nani ndio mzabibu na nani ni mkulima? ๐๐
Valentine's is coming... You know the question that follows. ๐ But to more important things beyond the roses and violets, chocolates and diamonds. More important things like, can she cook? Has he really moved on from his ex? Are you two of the same religion/faith? Among many many other things that are supposed to be deal breakers in relationships, but look at us. A generation that thinks love conquers all. ๐ ๐ How doomed are we!In this series I dubbed, RomantiKali Speaking, we tell each other the bitter truth about where we are failing on our way to long term relationships; the goal being marriage. In that same spirit, we will then attempt to repair those areas by reminding ourselves of the things that matter in long term relationships. The things that our parents taught us to consider. I'm happy to wear my Dr. Love coat on this one. So, mjango, are you ready for this injection?
Well well well! What do we have here. A generation of people who do not know how to take a no! Serious situation this one because some of the many squabbles and horrific events we have been witnessing are simply because men (and women) don't know how to handle rejection. Today, in this podcast, I handle you squarely! ๐ Especially for the men, men's conference is coming up and we have to shape up some simp behaviours. In fact, let me get my whip!#StopFemicide
Sigh. Words fail me on this one guys. Just be encouraged. Tell yourself and anyone who needs this, that it shall be well. And for Sam a.k.a. Sadinho, I had to hit the rewind button on this one, taking everyone down memory lane, to when you were in the element of your days. โTill we meet again brother ๐
Mjango here we go again. Today a certain experience had me diving into the deep end (almost literally) of thoughts and I had a epiphany on what it means to be a Nairobian. Nairobians are not normal people, both in the good and bad sense ๐ . In the bad sense, you'll find out through a shocking story that left a girl tied to a chair for 24 hours in an AirBnb and another tied to the heavens. So unfortunate.In the good sense, it's the resilience we have as a result of what we go through as a city and as a country. There's no storm Nairobians (Kenyans) cannot weather. And that's the spirit we are all going with this year. That's the Spirit of a Nairobian!Sema Amen na utoe sadaka ๐
It's a new year, it's a new season. ๐ฅณTime to get those resolutions rolling again. While you're about to listen to the manifestation of one of my resolutions, which is going back to podcasting,๐๏ธ I attempt to help all of us set the radar in the right direction before this year grows beards. With a few examples peculiar to both the ladies and gents, I go over what it means to be a cautionary tale and areas we need to look out for so as not to end up being the example people use when talking about how not to live life. But if your life's purpose is to be the monkey that dies to scare the rest, please by all means, take the first leap and we will learn how to to live. ๐Nuff said, now listen and live ๐ It's going to be an interesting journey now that I'm on a solo run, but si you will kipchoge with me mjango ๐
Wassup mjango! ๐ Well, we had a good run, didn't we? We hope we filled your days with laughter and sense. ๐ We hope you'll remember us for that and more. For now, we have to hit the benches. no hard feelings. Watch and listen to our parting shot for you as a duo on our podcast. ๐Special appreciation to Jairus for the good times on the shows. ๐ฏ Peace โฎ๏ธ
"Loyalty is not the only thing that holds a relationship," "I can forgive a cheating partner," "I am in an open relationship," ...
Are all words from the Inauma hit maker, Bien Aime Sol. Hehe, clearly, inamuuma sana but he cannot say it straight on, and instead wrote a song for it. Lakini amesema atazoea.
And so should Jairus soea hio sauti of a cheating wife because it seems it's becoming the order of the day to institutionalise cheating ๐
And Vick is ready and proud to come in as the committe chairman to resolve issues of cheating wives. His suggested solution? Just swing it ๐น You'll gerrit, just head over and listen, love, and leave a comment. ๐ฏ
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Men with small sizes are stressed human beings ๐ True or true? Well, generally, size is an issue for men just as nyash is a pressure women have. I mean, Vera manzeh. ๐ It shows that we are all not any different. So even men do have techniques to promote their concreteness, hehe. We discuss them as we debate over what matters most, the size of the dog, or how he walks the dog.
This was before we discovered it was all for clout. Anyways, we still had the laugh our lives ๐ Especially since it's been a while since we were on set. Either way, hio mali bado ni GMO ๐๐ If you gerrit! Enjoy, subscribe, like and share.
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We have three words for you. Abomination! Abomination! Abomination! A fan said that whatever ladies are showing us these days, imebaki tu kuona shetani ๐ Or maybe we finally have on this episode. ๐ ย But what shall we say unto these things ๐คท ย #IncestIsReal #TheMjangoSeriesPodcast
Tupo site! Tupo site! And the site today is the polling station. ๐ Usikate simu though, because we'd like for you to listen to a few things you might need to know as you make a couple of decisions today courtesy of your democratic right. They might not change your mind, but they may enlighten you. Or they might change your mind ๐
Either way, this is just to ensure you enjoy your democratic day, feel patriotic and vote peacefully. Ama namna gani my friends โ #KenyaElectionDay
Wueh! The online frenzy this conversation sparked throughout the week is unimaginable. ๐๐ Ladies came out in large numbers to admit the reality of this pantiless situation. Some saying, it weng out of fashion ๐ Others saying "Kampuni tuliangusha kama vile tuliangusha ya kamisi" ๐ All for the sake of the health of the ๐ป. If you gerrit. ย Well today, men take the podium to air out their views on the matter. It's not a surprise that they too are aware of the 'BARENESS' of the situation down south ๐ ย ย Follow us on IG: @the_mjangoseries_podcast ย Follow us on Tiktok: @themjangoseriespodcast ย ย #LadiesDontWearPanties #TheMjangoSeriesPodcast
And still we live on to be bewildered by the deliberations of everyday life. Such as the lack of knickers, or panties if you like, under the hood of our precious lady friends these days. Hehe, now don't get us wrong, these are not our words. We are only reporters and among the amused audiences ๐ We have ladies who confess to this on record, like literally. Have a listen ๐ And most interestingly, find out why they decided to be commandos down there.
One man, one independent woman. Problem. But why should it be? What's the importance of money to a man in a relationship? Answer these questions with us today.
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There are two things that almost never see eye to eye, love and money. We know we need both, but the bitter truth is, well, hehe, si that's why you should listen to the entire episode ๐ In the meantime, we start you off with just how low people can stoop, and in fact, have STOOPED for money. Like, yaani!! ๐ฅฒ๐ค These days, having money gives people shtting rights, like literally ๐คฃ We call it, modern day prstitution. It just is what it is mjango. We've said it forthright.
Oh and by the way, Jairus now has a modified name, courtesy of the new found Kenyan language, shembeteng ๐๐
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It seems we have not yet seen the best of the Kenyan circus. Taking a loan from Kenyan loan apps has become an adrenaline extractor like an extreme sport ๐ We know you relate, because, ukweli tu, as a typical Kenyan you have been pressed a little too much to consider a quick fix from these loan apps. But here is the catch, they really fix you well well ๐ญ
If you relate, like, share and subscribe ๐ฏ
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Tough economic times for Kenyans we tell you! The evidence is all around and this is no new tale for you and for us. After we count how expensive everything is now on our shopping shelves, the only cry that came from our lungs was, "Wajackoya! Help Us!" ๐๐ Maybe only you have a working solution to the failing economy. Or do you? ๐๐ Follow us on Instagram: @the_mjangoseries_podcast
We are also waiting for the third effect, we know it will shock us because nobody wants to suffer from poor performance in this life. Hehe, if you know you know. Tune in and love the last part of the Male Contraceptives sequel and our final episode with Trixie Anyango. It's been a pleasure hosting you @dia.monte (Follow her on Instagram)
And the heat was turned up to full blast on this one. The highly memed and controversial conversations in the season, Male Contraceptives. It has men pulling their greatest defences as women gang up to protest for the opportunity to share the family planning burden. But here is the best part, this conversation cannot get any funnier as we, together with Trixie Anyango cook up our own jokes and imaginations of how things might turn out in a domestic setting ๐ Wanaume wakianza kunyesha na kuwa moody mtasema? ๐ that's just for example.
Tune in and love the episode guys. Don't forget to subscribe and share๐๐ฏ #AfricanPodcasts #KenyanPodcasts #TheMjangoSeriesPodcast
"What really does an independent woman mean?" Jairus asks. "Making money to help, not to dominate," Answered Trixie. Applause. Vick tells Trixie to make herself tea he will pay.
And the conversation spirals even the more to what really consists companionship especially in the men and women relationship scene.
It all sums up to two things from Trixie, a woman ought to understand that she is a man's best companion, and he is not his competitor. In return, ehm, ๐ a man is supposed to offer her care and cable ๐๐ Enjoy and subscribe.
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Hayawi hayawi huwaaaa ๐๐ Well, that's the sound of a dada kutoka Mombasa in the building!! ย ย Help us welcome Trixie who is nothing short of a vibe in herself. And she also shares mind blowing insights that could help ladies ๐๐ If you know you know.
Welcome so much to another episode, in other words, karibu sana katika episode nyingine ๐. Yeah that's the vibe on this one because the conversation is crazy, inspired by two lovely female guests we had on the show. These beautiful ladies balanced the ratio for once ๐ And the climax hit when guest Njambi started us off with the craziest excuse for cheating she has ever heard ๐ Vick then closed the session like this ๐จ Hey, have fun and subscribe. #TRIBEMJANGO๐ฐ๐ช is still on ย Instagram: @gaithonjambi @vick_mukoshi @liankorjairus ย ย Listen to Njambi's Perspective here ๐ https://anchor.fm/njambi-gaitho
It is election year, and this time, we recount the controversies our country has witnessed in the past election years. Not for any other reason, but to poke us to learn from the past and change for the future. We are now speaking one language, the language of peace and we have switched to one tribe, we call it, ย #TRIBEMJANGO๐ฐ๐ช ย Join the tribe along with hundreds others as you shall see in the episode. Peace!
A relationship is good, only after you realize what matters when it comes to love. Love is not enough to sustain a relationship. So here is an exclusive layout about the attitude you should approach relationships with. ย It is important that you enjoy this episode ๐ #KenyanPodcast #TheMjangoSeriesPodcast
There is nothing funny about this matter by the way. Except for the part we try to imagine just how you start living together as students and the answers revolve around foolishness and manyege ๐. ย Anyway, enjoy the episode that was suggested by one of our fans. ย @the_mjangoseries_podcast @liankorjairus @vick_mukoshi ย #KenyanPodcast #DomesticViolence
People have fought over this issue. "Mara oh leo weh ndio unaosha vyombo," oh "Siwezi kufulia nguo," "Oh I make more money than you." We discuss and hope to offer some insights to the matter. Burrofcooooos not without other funny related stories courtesy of Vick's experiences ๐ Show some love: @the_mjangoseries_podcast @vick_mukoshi @liankorjairus
We are going to hit where it hurts then tickle you a little bit ๐ We know our relationship advice may fall on deaf ears because love always wins, but with the passion of Jairus, we persist and insist on things that will help you experience your youthfulness to the fullest in preparation for commitment to someone at the right time. ย
In short, the pitfalls of young relationships and how to avoid them. Si mfurahie ๐ฏ ย
Oh by the way, Happy Valentines to the concerned parties. Hehe. ย ย
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There is nothing funny about it. ๐ Because it's very serious, I mean this is the House of the Lord. We ask the necessary hard questions in this episode. Enjoy the endless laughter though ๐
You love a good laugh? Then you are in the right place mjango. We reload Brain Facts one more time for you. You just cannot have enough of these Brainiacs. ย Live Love Laugh with us: @vick_mukoshi @liankorjairus @the_mjangoseries_podcast ย #TheMjangoSeriesPodcast #KenyanPodcast
Being our first recording this year (Twende Twende Tu), we would like to dedicate it to recapping 2021. The good, the challenges and the lessons. Jairus says it's good to reflect, it makes you an intentional person. Reflect with us mjango. Alafu si mwaka kaende kaende tu sasa hehe.
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Akili mtu wangu! Brain is important. Brain is sophisticated. And Brain is interesting. Jairus unleashes his research on psychological facts about the human brain that we must warn you, are very mind blowing ๐คฏ Oh mahn that was a good pun ๐. Seriously though, they are things you might want to know. Si ni asanti mjango!
Pure banter on this one. We recount the infamous Baba Gloria and just how you should not save some things from the internet in your gallery. One day, they will escape the gallery into your whatsapp status or whatsapp group. Alafu utaambia nini watu ๐๐
Just don't put your hands where they do not belong. Otherwise, ask for consent. Respect other people's transformers. ๐ We stop there and continue on the episode.
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We preach integrity. But there is somewhere everyone draws the line. Hehe.
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Hey loyalists! We are happy to be back and we apologize for missing in action. We guess that shows how content creation is not a joke.
Anywho, we have come with advice for women. Leave your man's phone alone. Period! You want to cry? Sure, get hold of that onion called his phone ๐๐ And in fact this advice is not directly coming from the boys, it's coming from your female counterpart, our lovely guest today, Nelvin:)
Enjoy and leave a comment ๐ฏ
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Brother! You have taken her out, bought her the feminine version of Gucci, she's spotting heels and a Brazilian weave and maybe even an iPhone 13 thanks to your generous wallet. Now, what do you expect from her in return? Should it be nothing? I mean si you are just being a good man? Loyalty? Heh! None of the above?
Ama kufungua funiko ya asali? Hapo sasa eh? We know you're saying si must but are you really sure you'll be okay kama si must? Let's talk about it on
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There are people in this world. Watu na viatu wewe! And through each new episode, it seems like we discover that more and more. Now here we are, feeling pity for a girl who sold her dreams to become a househelp to invest in another woman's son. Chaae!!!
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We go all Luo today. And being Luo, as you know it already speaks for itself! The radiant young Baba Odinga is the guest of honor today and man, we've never laughed in the whole episode like we did on this one. The wisdom of Baba is shared here as we talk about about What it Means to be A Luo Man.
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We dared to ask Tevvy her take on ladies shooting their shot on guys. Is it uncouth? Hehe. A girl wants what she wants so she should have the freedom to want who she wants right? Maybe. But that's where the party clashes between the two Mjangos who have absolutely two different world views. It's witty, naughty and fun. Tune in and love #TevivonaAyien #TheMjangoSeriesPodcast
We are privileged to interview Tevivona Ayien, a living inspiration to all the young girls in Kenya and Africa. She has medallions of leadership in her bag and they have landed her an opportunity at a Global Girls' Leadership Conference in the US where former First Lady, Michelle Obama will be one of the guests. Only 80 girls around the world will be in attendance. Tevvy will be one among four in Kenya. We explore her leadership journey and her endeavors.
Alright we have briefed you enough, now grab a good sitting posture and tune in to splendor in the form of a young female leader.
Why do we deny pregnancies? ๐คฅToday she has asked us point blank! We challenged her to ask us a question ladies have always wanted to know from men. We were not prepared to be asked for reasons why we jump balls. (Kuruka ball ๐
) Through stammering and blame games, we made a fantastic episode ๐
Our last beautiful episode with
Charity (IG) : @kaycharity
Excuse us please, we have a feminine injection into the podcast, for the very first time. ๐ We are pleased to introduce to you... Her majesty @kaycharity (Instagram.) We feel the same way boys in high school would feel when a new young female teacher shows up in class๐ฅฐ๐ And we get down to business when she orders us to kneel down and listen to her 'scolding' about the way "We talk about ladies as if they are in America." ๐
And we close the show with if men are allowed not 'to be in the mood' ๐ If you know what we're talking about. Because, eish sometimes appetite haiko I mean ๐๐
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There is sending someone money by mistake. And then there is sending someone money because of stupidity and naivety. It graduates to insanity when you send not 50bob, but 10 Thousand bob to someone who promises to make you richer. ๐๐ Otherwise called a conman. Listen to a mjango share his experience with how he got conned into 'Buying fixed matches'. Allegedly, with fixed matches, a form of betting, you can make six figures a day. (They sell you odds kama za 50, bet with 1K and you win 50K.) Kishaitan! ๐ Iss the lie of the devil! Utaibiwa nanii...
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One of us lost a phone. It's that simple. But not as simple because it was not just any phone ๐ญ. It was the phone we were using to record our podcast. ๐ญ๐ We call it our studio. Now what hurts more was how it went.
"I think they used some kind of drugs or magic."
But we have healed and now, we have an exclusive podcast for you guys. The revelations of Conmen in towns. Listen and learn from us. ๐
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It's okay to be a single mum. But what are the rules when you finally get into a relationship with a man who is not the father of your child? How far should your relations with the baby daddy go? Or maybe sending him the money your hubby has invested in you is not such a big deal. You will still go to heaven. Let's not even talk about the baby daddy who calls in the devil's hours just to ask, "So how's our baby doing?" Or the baby mama who wants to come for a sleep over at the baby daddy's yet she knows he lives with his new girlfriend. Eti, "So he can bond with his child." Selee! Anywho, keep the circus of your lives going peeps. We love it here on #themjangoseriespodcast because you give us juicy things to talk about ๐
Mothers are just beautiful. Single mothers are just beautifuler. That's right. Although well, some may beg to differ saying, "Well, we don't blame them for being single mums, but we just cannot date them, na si kwa ubad." Others, "Game haiezi anza tukiwa one-nil." (That's if the babe has one kid. Two-nil for two kids and so forth.) Hehe.
But aren't single mums just as good for dating like single chics? I mean, we all have pasts too, some of which we caused upon ourselves and some of which life just bended us over and forced itself into us. Either way, we owned up and say, "Don't judge me from my past." Exactly! Likewise, don't judge single mums from their pasts. They too are capable of loving just as dedicatedly as other single chics...
Or are they?
The push and pull ensues mjango. Only on, #TheMjangoSeriesPodcast
We have temporarily become brain surgeons today, taking a peek at what exactly is the weight of what we have acquired from school in application in the real world. The real world solutions, aren't solved by knowing photosynthesis, or the number of teeth a dog has.
Or unless you went to a different group of schools, some of us feel like school should have provided better. Like communication skills. Relationship lessons. Some real world problems. Or even mother tongue. Rolling eyes.
Ona sasa Vick hajui Kiluhya ๐คฃ and Jairus is laughing at him saying he is a "Mwacha mila." Ebu... ๐คฃ
We are sorry but we still want to probe our scholarly lives and distill how well what we learnt in our years in basic education helped us. From whether Vasco da Gama came to confirm he was still on earth, to how we were once homo habilis to fasihi simulizi and the length of River Nile. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
It's pure banter, don't mind, but it doesn't mean we don't have a point yoh!๐
The argument is drawn from the fact that the education system we adopted teaches us to remember more than it teaches us to think. So think abourrit
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A number of things to note that happen in the quest for a degree:
1. When a lecturer helps in stealing, sorry, finding the correct answers in an exam.
2. When a lecturer does not 'sponsor' answers in an exam room but 'sponsors' marks later courtesy of a sexy incentive. (We know these things.)
3. And last but not least, sisi wenye hatuibi mtihani, shida yetu inakuanga gani? ๐
Find out in the sequel of last time's Degree ni Harambee. Only that now, we would like to say Degree sio Harambee.
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What is a harambee? A harambee is the process of collecting alms to help a particular course. What is a degree? Degree is the certification of the completion and excellence of a university Bachelor's course.
And so, what is Degree ni Harambee? Degree ni Harambee is the collection hence sharing of intellectual property gathered in an Academic arena to help each other (as comrades) to excel in the exams. Even further, Degree ni Harambee is commonly used as a slogan to imply that nobody should succeed on their own or fail on their own when we can help each other succeed in academics.
Now that you know all that, ni harambee gani ushai itwa kwa maisha yako? ๐ Ya degree pekeake?
Kwa harambee ya degree, are you usually the comrade mgeni mheshimiwa, who is the academic tycoon ama wewe ni wa kupewa msaada kila wakati ๐๐
Usikarike my friend, kila mtu amebenefit from Degree ni Harambe... EXCEPT Jairus! ๐๐ ๐๐
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A subject that is often ignored. Even more attention is paid to a common cold that mental health. In fact, most people know more about a flu or hell even corona more than mental health. Yet, mental health issues have been claiming people's lives like a serial killer for centuries. Well, we have joined the bandwagon of mental health awareness in partnership with Youth Wa Kisasa. Yeap! Serving and saving humanity is our job today. Grab a notebook, tune in and get enlightened by what mental health really means, what shows you are mentally unhealthy, the difference between mental health and mental disorder and how to deal with mental health issues. Maybe then, you can also graduate to be a Mental Health Ambassador even as we celebrate the Mental Health Awareness Month. Great! Stay sane mjango. And oh! It's also Jairus' Birthday.
Life hits in a different way when you realise you really do not know people. We smile and laugh together but how safe will we be when the lights go off? When the law doesn't apply? When the possibility of judgement is lifted? Is it possible to do good even when there is absolutely no possibility of consequences? Join in the conversation as we unravel just what it really means to be part of humanity through the example about what happened during a real experiment done, where there were no consequences at all.
It might sound hypothetical because we already know that life is full of consequences. Our lives today are the consequences of our yesterdays. But hold up! What if, just what if the consequences were lifted? What if a pass was given to you to do just whatever you want? What would we see out of you? Do we have deep-seated things that would crawl out like caged animals? Even before consequences are lifted, we have in one way or another been in a state of mind that convinced us that consequences were far fetched. Yes now we are asking, what were we capable of doing? Today, we uncover the beast that lies caged in all of us. We lure him out with absolute jokes and laughter but tame him with a whip of seriousness!
Touching where it hurts the most. Or maybe it doesn't until your bff actually grows a liking, a predator's eye, more like a fisi eye towards your recent Ex! Just what will you do?
Don't just break up, break up in style! I mean, he cheated right? And the punishment of cheating is to? So leave an effect in the room as you walk out. Break the glasses and wall unit even. Throw words like a bird that poops all over like it has a stomach problem. Say things you will probably regret. Why should it be called a break up when you don't make it feel like an actual break? When things in his house still remain intact without breaking? Maybe you are not the dramatic. Then we bet you're gonna love the idea of ghosting. Poof! Disappear without apology and without effect. But fact is, the effect pf this one is long time. It hurts like a knife to the spleen. Come on try it. But do so having this in mind. What if the same was to be done on you? Hehe. A lot of pun intended.
But what if she comes back? All nice and caring as if to want to mend things between you? Remember she broke your heart like a MF! And now she's crawling back? ๐ Nice joke eh? Try again next time nigga! Or not! ๐ Because you still have something lingering for him. He is your weakness and you know it girl ๐. Anyway we are saying at least get closure. You're unable to move on and commit to any other serious relationship. You know why babyboo? Because you didn't get closure! And you boy, spare the girl some and drop your ego. She needs that closure. Let's get to the part about when and where you should meet to talk and have closure. CODE RED! DON'T MEET INDOORS JUST THE TWO OF YOU! Utashangaa sana my friend ๐
You've probably heard, "Don't come in between to people who are in love. Best said in Swahili, "Mambo ya wapendanao usiyaingilie." But there are times we are the ones who invite them to come in between especially to try arbitrate issues outstanding between you and your lover. You most likely go to the one person that is closely affiliated to your lover. (Put an impending danger sound effect.) Worse when you go to his/her bestfriend (Now put the Nigerian movie shock sound effect.) And then the efforts turn from arbitrating to other FISHY and very FISHY affairs between you two. Out of the frying pan, into the rebound! ๐
Of course cheating is not warranted in a relationship, you might say. Up until the time you hear your partner is going abroad for a year or two - if one year is not enough to give you heart conditions and worse, cause a state of the art dry spell. So just when can we give a hall pass in a relationship? Maybe when your partner cheats first. But look at you eagerly waiting for your partner to cheat so you can dive into the spree as well. Speaking of sprees, people go on revenge sprees after a breakup! Intense right?
In this episode on The Mjango Series Podcast, we realize that in the terrain of romantic relationships, it's all roses and violets until a heart is broken. Of course it's not funny, but it is when you stop and recall how you became religious again after a breakup. Okay. No one is judging anyway. But we have to ask this, have you ever told your partner, "Baby wacha tuombe." You see? That dead air! That's what we are laughing. Or maybe you have. Well, were you praying only that God may keep your relationship from breaking? We laugh even harder mjango.