Apples to Orangutans

Shaqaroni and cheese, housing your burger in under two minutes, and the greatest Chewbacca impression you’ve ever heard

Glove-box cereal, riding a horse at the Olympics, and buying $10,000 of Clash Royale gems

Slide-based office spaces, McDonaldland, and the wonderful world of marbles

Alien abductions, coffee before workee, and solving spooky woodland mysteries

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Giant leaf blowers, orca whale transformers, and Marc’s favorite U.S. presidents.

Swallowing chocolate eggs, bonding over LEGO pain, and watching “The Karate Kid” in Chinese class twice.

Big big bugs, Shrek, and dipping sauce that you’re better off without.

Hail storms, retro video games, and laying an egg containing a smaller version of yourself.

Catapult competitions, the greatest private company in America, and the death of Frosty the Snowman.

Ghost hunting, a big bunch of buncha crunch, and running The Pacer Test forever.

The worst soda, the best places to watch The World Series of Poker, and realizing you only experience your own life.

On the very first episode of your new favorite primate-related podcast: Flat Earth, pirate employment, and what we would give to ride a blimp.

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