Go Piss Girl: Recent Episodes
Jack Schuleman
Gay bar bathrooms. A whirlwind of stresstosterone, sticky floors, and wandering eyes. What do you do if you just have to go piss, girl?
Each episode, Jack and Mike break down a gay bar’s bathroom and its unique circus of horrors. Then, they make it worse. Or better. And finally, a rating between 1 and 5 urinal cakes. Get your vodka soda—just don’t break the seal.
Art by Sandy Meirovitz. Music used under Fair Use.
Go Piss Girl heads to the mountains...and straight to the basement. Will the score go a mile high, or leave patrons out of the circle in the rectangle's Triangle?
We're back in San Francisco, and this bathroom has it all: authoritarianism, gentrification, and rules you WILL follow.
Go Piss Girl's first two parter! Let's start in the woods, and finish on my fa—I mean, with some urinal etiquette talk.
Jerusalem only has one gay bar? Al Qudsnot believe it! Let's shake up the status quo and get to pissin'.
Why do we talk about this being the first London episode? We recorded it first! That's show biz, kid.
Jack and Mike review the newest gay bar in the Chicago circuit...and learn some new vocab.
Jack hates Big Chicks. Is it fair? No.
Editor's note: We realized we missed a bathroom at this "bar." Please excuse this grave error.
Are you ready to throw it at our poles? This week, Mike picks The Lucky Horseshoe, Boystown's favorite gay strip club (by default).
So you've found yourself in Rogers Park—and you just happen to be wearing chaps! Where else but Touché? In the wise words of Stacey Ann Ferguson, let's get in the back and in the front. Check it out.
Roscoe's Tavern. First gay bar in Chicago with a window. Crazy, right? But there's oh so much more...