Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!: Recent Episodes

Tom, Chris, and Pete

Three fully-grown British men who should know better bringing you news, facts, truths, lies, jingles, self-help, witty repartee, nonsense, laughably ill-informed discussions, amateur production values and everything in between. You're going to love Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!

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Hello! The three jovial ferrets return with talk of potluck dinner parties, jelly bean games, spicy nachos, hotpot, ribs, eating challenges, dogs, noses, tongues, Chow Chows, Black Jacks, Paul McCartney, platinum, ripped bodies, Oktoberfest, projectile vomiting, Guangyuan Zoo, panda dogs, barking, roast potatoes, Dauphinoise potatoes, Hasselback potatoes, foreign spuds, mnemonics, mind palaces, counting in Japanese, and LOADS MORE!

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Yeeees! Those three cheeky anthropoids return with talk of pod poverty, money-making schemes, advertisements, friendship, false alibis, cords, pink cards, doggies, lovely fish, naughty pictures, TV, Glen Armpeas, celebrity fallouts, MasterChef, penne, roleplay / improv, sudoku, Glen(n)s, we're going to Nashville in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, toxic books, libraries, rubbing yourself on stuff, Aylesbury, magic, crappy tattoos, sauna things, angry parents, being stuck in a lift, and LOADS MORE!

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!

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Bin a minute! The three scamps of folly return with talk of musical keyboards, hoildays to Crete, broken toes, water parks, gyros, cider searches, Where's Wally?, annoying people from the West Midlands, we're off to India in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, pebbling dashing, flushing toilets, Dr. Fool / Fuel, people tied to trees, New Delhi, the Oasis reunion, Pete's discography, TV, vikings, apocalypse vibes, roleplays, and SO much more!

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!

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Bonjour mes amis! That bunch of humour goons return again with tales of COVID, fever dreams, mindfulness, primordial soup, space boffins, urine, space spanners, flasks of piss, we're off to Paris in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, horses in bogs, ice cream vans, the River Seine, furious Parisians, dirty protests, extra ears, excreting stuff, tops tips for dealing with disappointment, music festivals, Glen Armpeas, and LOTS MORE!

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The three satirists of gibber-jabber are back with chat about Zoom quizzes, Charlie Bucket, awkward moments, childhood memories, train accidents, a helpful farmer, NFL, the Summer Solstice, The European Football Championships, football anthems, oboes, bratwurst. Chris is taking us off to Northern Australia AND New York, New York in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar. There's election talk / musings on a perfect Prime Minister, and have you heard of the World Giving Index!? PLUS MORE!

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, X (@YourselfJasmine), or send us a text (see above). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!

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Hola! The three juvenile middle-aged men are back with talk of pillowcases, nits, head grease, scalp tonic, Matt Le Tissier, conspiracy theories, David Icke, Pluto, Avril Lavigne, The People's Princess, "mates", confessions, Michigan (in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar), a woman in a supermarket sign, body odour, The Seven Deadly Sins, AND MUCH MORE!

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Oh yeah! The three scoundrels are back with talk of surprise birthday parties, Chris' daily life, koala cubs, a man with hooves (clip clop!), cans, Minty B being in touch about Pancake(s) Day, Robocop, the Vatican, ancient carvings, Wagamama's, Grimsby Town FC's facilities, our favourite listener, the good people of Grant (NB), high winds, diapers, greenbacks (?), soup, and much more!

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Guess who's back!? That's right...the triumphant trio return yet again with talk of supermarkets, embarrassing purchases, vests, service refusal, health checks, shrinking in height (decompression of the spine!), being overweight, liver function, funeral plans, purgatory, cartoons, tank tops, keeping chickens in GRANT, NEBRASKA, a library book amnesty, the Kama Sutra, a superintendent's error, overhanging branches, advice from Pete, and a quiz about May Day! PLUS LOADS MORE! Yay or nay? Need we ask?

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After a hiatus, the three giggling amigos are back with talk of yoga pants, elephants, koftas, dog bites, Thailand, motorways, luck, horse racing, open roads, supermarket trolleys, pound coins, gambling, keeping the economy afloat, WAGs, The Oscars, Grant (Nebraska), excess property / equipment, an auction, job interview questions, an internship, a crew cab, ball pits, The Banana Pancake Trail, hippies, smoothies, The Full Moon Party, Ko Pha Ngan, paper straws, and LOADS MORE!

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Welcome one and all! On this episode, the three ne'er-do-wells return with talk of illness, job applications, Grant (Nebraska), world records, Chris' mother, lanyards, plastic forks in a man's beard, number-one singles, rabbits out a hat, paper airplanes, human brains, holding your breath, omelettes, hats, protein powder, petrol money, cremation awakening, a detained pigeon, a sad donkey, Coca-Cola, a catfish factory, a football academy, North Korea, sleeping arrangements, spies, a pirate quiz, pirate history, pirate stuff, PIRATES, and a whole lot more!

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Yeeeeessss, the jovial three piece are back again with talk of winter, worrying mothers, earmuffs, being sans jacket, bathhouses, capsule hotels, mountain air, condiments, Valentine cards, escaped monkeys, Pennsylvania, bucks, dogs eating things they shouldn't, chilly Canadians, subzero temperatures, Pancakes Day, and more!

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Belated new year greetings to you all! The three lounge lizards of mirth return with talk of whistling, writing on one's own hands, Chris' mysterious neighbour, the lads next door, wheelies, swapsies, art galleries, banana artwork, cyber warfare, Baba Vanga, darts, Luke Littler, the taste for kebabs, condiments, government agencies, and LOADS MORE!

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Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it from the three unwise middle-aged men! Feast on festive banter about advent calendars, the dentist, KFC, general merriment, Christmas trees, festive songs, The Jarrow Arrow, radio, Mariah Carey, illegal recordings, colouring books, out-of-stock carrots, ashtrays, cherished memories, batteries from Santa, NOT Spain, toilet stuff, logs, figurines, manure, being naughty, being nice, Charles Dickens, The Jasmine Playhouse, opening presents, Tokyo Disneyland, and SO MUCH MORE MERRY FUN!

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It's been a minute! The three clowns of communication return with an explanation as to why it's been a month, the tale of a little blue suitcase, Steve Cram in all his guises, Poetry Corner, smearing Nutella, fixing Britain, a mysterious manager, forcing fluid, dead spiders, reanimation, ethics, Doctor Who, sofas/settees/couches, Google reviews, and loads more! What a hoot!

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Those three horsemen of humour are back again with natter about cats, health checks, livers, stress, gums, a world exclusive from a famous runner (!), concern for Tom, The Beatles, AI, illegal Scandinavian reindeers, a big fence, passports, dynamite in cars, simian escapes, Planet of the Apes, lions in Grimsby, The Day of the Triffids, a dystopian supermarket experience, and MUCH MORE!

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The three wagsters return with prattle about rugby, whiskey, jazz, Mr. Bean, gaming, BBQs, Poetry Corner, birthdays, recruitment agencies, warehouse work, mysterious figures, threatening notes, unions, TikTok lies, pint challenges, Okinawa, sanshin, convenience stores, underpants, scooters, helmets, pubs, bath cans, the supernatural, and Papa....

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Cor blimey! The triad of titter return with talk of Pete becoming a pro-wrestler, regional delicacies (pie, mash, and liquor), Poetry Corner returns, there's also talk of effigies, fighting tips, Nutella, vans, flying headbutts, pushing people, butterflies, ponies on buses, holes in the Great Wall of China, sperm donors, sheep in greenhouses, combine harvesters, autumn festivals, Superman, the lexicon of wrestling, and much more besides!

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The three peddlers of mirth return with talk of pair tattoos, terms of endearment, incontinence, geography teachers, school, Africa, search engines, bags of cans, rats, there are facts, and a quiz! Cor blimey guv'nor! The rozzers turn up, too!

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We're back! The trinity of guff return with talk of a Finnish bear, book clubs, cults, being down south, parole officers, copper theft, a yacht sinking, a postcard from Chaka Demus & Pliers, raw crumpets, spiritual marriage, going back to school, collecting memorabilia, loads (and we mean LOADS) of wine in Moldova, tattoo designs, and plenty more besides. 

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Greetings! SYMJ will return in its entirety with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep those plates of interest spinning....

This sample jar is dedicated to Tom's Audience Intercommunication where our custodian of emails / letters / pigeons etc.  regales us with YOUR correspondence. It's a real hoot, it really is. 

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Hello! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep your proverbial lips moist...

In this sample jar we hear a ghost story from the best bar in Nebraska City – Dinty Moore’s, Chris takes us off to Japan for the tale of the space hamster,  we hear about a woman having some public toilet issues up a mountain near Seattle, and more!

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Been a minute! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to tide you over...

This sample jar begins with Chris saying goodbye to Grant, Nebraska (our first love), before we hear the words "Dinty Moore's" for the first time (life changer), then there is a bit about Family Feuds in Omaha. Nebraska-tastic! 

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Bonjour! The trio of titter return with jibber-jabber about dinner parties, crocodile / alligator jokes, putting your foot in it, Poetry Corner, the genitalia of Australians, teeth, broken bones, people from the future, Nebraska City's weather, the price of a beer in Omaha, Runza, Sumo, hot pot, rice, noodles, under Chris' beard, buttocks, beach bodies, ice cream refusals, arm wrestling, and LOADS MORE!

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Greetings! The three wise(ish) guys are back with talk of the Coronation (yawn), Canada, Australia, New Zealand, King Charles (Poetry Corner), Dinty Moore's, Pickleball, pasta in a stream, New Jersey, a suspect mayor, imaginary characters, microfiche, lesser-known words / phrases, and loads more! 

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Oh what an atmosphere! The trio of chums are back with talk of annoying kids, foul smells, Poetry Corner, Geoff Capes' fury, the pub, the Coronation, Nebraska, Sip Nebraska (booze tasting festival), being naked inappropriately, a quick-fire game from Tom, vegetarianism, and loads more....

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The trifecta of fun stuff return with waffle about haircuts, moles, steak tartare, dysentery, the return of Poetry Corner, deceased WWE wrestlers, lemon and garlic chicken, YouTube videos, the lesser-known laws of Nebraska, onion breath, planes, horses, oxen, Bia Hoi, cheap beer, secret lives, and LOADS MORE!

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The trio of titter return with guff about Vietnam, underpants, currency, a fun game, Colonel Gaddafi, ice cream, bespoke trousers, a touching letter, out-of-date food, large amounts of snow, admiral talk, Nebraska, Dinty Moore's charity event for Dawn (respect), education, dealing with cheating, vaping, Jane Austen, and so much more!

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You also check out Pete's holiday snaps on all the social media above. 

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The triad of guff are back with talk of illness, Australian beans, Vegemite, Chris' musical news, swaps, Hungry Hippos, high-heel boots, first date advice, becoming an admiral in Nebraska, Jim Pillen, cold and flu remedies, balloons, UFOs, sausages, and Tom's Unexplained Paranormal and Conspiracy Theory Whatnots is BACK! PLUS MORE!

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Tom, Chris, Pete, and Artificial Intelligence bring you this whizz-banger of an episode! There's talk of Bangkok, lookalikes, possible adoptions, man bags, A.I, King Henry VIII, Pickleball, Opal Fruits, Valentines Day, Dr. Love, romantic gestures, Kool-Aid (invented in Hastings, Nebraska), Jouhatsu (people disappearing), Pancakes Day, and a gameshow from Tom! Plus LOTS more! 

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Yikes! The three horsemen of the peculiar are back with talk of protests, CDs, crows, seagulls, Twitter polls, Steve Cram, Guinness, Chris' musical, swaps, bone-grinding, pigs, family tears, Nebraskan agriculture, corn, the official fish of Nebraska, dangerous animals of Nebraska, plagiarism, insect bites, Pickleball, dinosaurs, true crime, Japanese bands, and LOADS MORE!

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Happy New Year! The three purveyors of mirth are back in 2023 with talk of Christmas in Armenia, The monarch's festive speech, telly, cans, early nights, sukiyaki, a trip to the shrine, a musical involving porridge, present swaps, sausage fingers, keyboards, drums, drones, multi-gym, conjoined twins, nan's house, parallel universes, snow sculptures in Grant (Nebraska), extreme cold, messages from Nebraskan friends, Mulberry Lane (the pop group), party plans, an apology to Iowa, a smoothie quiz (of sorts), Pete's cretinous behaviour ranking, and A LOAD MORE!

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Merry Christmas! Felicitations at this festive time of year! Open this treasure trove of an episode to reveal talk of mulled wine, lager, roaring fires, advent calendars, Christmas movies, sweepstake news, Chris' musical,  a festive limerick, festive agendas, Nebraska at Christmas (they take it seriously), the Nebraskan pop group - Mulberry Lane, Dinty Moore's,  KFC, Christmas food from around the world, dinner plans, six Christmas roll-a-stories, and other stuff! A veritable feast!

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Football, football, football! The three goalhangers of mirth are blathering on about going to bed early, football, missing goals, scoreless matches, football, sweepstakes, a Greenland World Cup song, Bristol stereotypes, Nebraskan charity work in Zimbabwe (good on them!), grim tales from Nebraska, kissing, favourite footballers, soccer, opinions on soccer from North Americans, and a LOT MORE! Did we mention football!? 

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The three quipsters are back once again with discourse relating to the World Cup, booze bans, boozy journeys home, a sweepstake, climate change protester names, a trip to Mars, Man (?), Dinty Moore's, a macabre folklore wormhole, a literary challenge, breaking stereotypes, and a WHOLE LOAD MORE. It really will be a special treat!

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The three funny men are back with talk of zoo trips, pickling, a very snowy sequel from Chris, the dark web, news from Nebraska in Far off Foreign Affairs from Afar, midnight visits from emergency services, senses of shame, morality, a scientific scenario-based questionnaire, Zimbabweans, Japanese festivals, and a whole load more!

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Oooh! Happy Halloween! The three frightening philanderers (not really) are back with some spooky vibes. There is talk of cupboards, costumes, beermats, scrolls from ghouls, pumpkins, Dinty Moore's (Nebraska) haunted ice machine, disturbed sleep, quacks, urban legends, creepy pasta (?), haunted dolls, Aka Manto, and a WHOLE LOAD MORE! 

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Greetings! The three geysers of mirth are back once again with talk of mottos, letters to brothers, names for new numbers / times in the day, bathing in baked beans, Wesley Smunk, Family Feud (Fortunes), Omahans, wood carving, mushrooms (edible and otherwise), PLANET NEWS, Disneyfication, and fairytales. Crikey! What a load of stuff.....AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE! 

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We're back! The trio of middle-aged scampsters are talking about meeting up in the pub, abrasive facial hair, pleasant aromas, breakfast in bed, Autumnal fashion, penance for not doing the pod for a bit, letters, The Nebraska City Apple Jack Festival, some illicit reading material, jet lag, world time zones, and LOADS MORE! 

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Well folks, everyone's favourite dose of nonsense will be back in mere days! Stay tuned! 

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Well, it's episode number 50! The three oddballs are back again with talk of quicksand, RoboCop, lovely sport, a chair museum, trespassing on football grounds, trucks, Chaka Demus & Pliers' art, Cycle to Work Day, a revisit to NEBRASKA (!) in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar, monkey attacks in Japan, another installment of Tom's series about unexplained conspiracies and paranormal whatnots with a quiz about spontaneous human combustion, plus a whole load more! 

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Oh yeah! The trio of buffoonery are back once again with chat about the heat, earbuds, being left-handed people, audio books, reading glasses, staying cool, Tip Tops, cold showers, hamsters in space, elaborate paint jobs on trucks, space, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, a Soviet dog, izakaya, British pubs in Japan, and A WHOLE LOAD MORE!

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a T-shirt! 

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The trinity of nonsense are back once again with a veritable feast for your aural delight! There's talk of Japanese heatwaves, air conditioning, sunbathing, the Large Hadron Collider, opticians, lack of sleep, kids' art, old men's bizarre health problems, bit more about sleep, scorpions, spiders, entities, amazing facts, farting, sneezing, coughing, rude words, fabricated names, neglecting Social Media, Bono and A WHOLE WEDGE MORE! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a T-shirt! 

You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

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The three scamps are back with a good ol' chinwag about proper swimming, delayed trains, Poetry Corner, somewhere new in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Father's Day, a possible adoption, a face steamer for sale, aromas, Suffragettes, and the prospect of an SYMJ tour, and LOADS MORE! Yeah!  

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a recipe book! 

You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

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Oh yeah! The triumvirate of nonsense are back once again with talk of nasal waxing, helmets, wardrobe malfunctions, reading glasses, Grimsby Town, close encounters, eggs (again), cereals, McDonalds, Texas, penalty kicks, the Good Housekeeping guide, hammers, and SO MUCH MORE! It's a real feast for your aural pleasure. 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a recipe book! 

You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

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Razzle dazzle! The triad of chuckles are back with another episode of the good stuff for you. They'll be talking about drunks in supermarkets (again), l'esprit d'escalier (French that), documentaries about space, football, dating advice, waking up "dead", the Pizza Effect, sushi, the Platinum Jubilee, bunting, antonyms, Paula Abdul, and so much more! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a recipe book! 

You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show! UTM!

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Bleeding Nora! The magnificent trio are back once again for a good ol' chinwag about Phileas Fogg, gigs, Chris' foot disorder, pitch invasions, phones / people in toilets, eavesdropping, the youth of today, traveling the globe, and SO MUCH MORE!

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Tom's pinecones! 

You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

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The three groovers and shakers are on this episode foaming at the mouth about big baby heads, grey cars, a tortoise, taming a robin, tortoise-inspired poetry, confiscated cans, a day trip to North Korea, drunk food choices, an idea for a detective drama, an idea for a telethon, and a WHOLE LOT MORE!

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Tom's magical pancake mix! Oh yeah, and now on Tik Tok! 

You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

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Cor blimey guv'nor! The three china plates are rabbiting on about Easter Eggs, mugs, feta mousse, ice hockey, pigs, game show theme tunes, unspreadable butter, Bendigo, a boxer, kegs vs. eggs / birds, telepathy, rhyming slang, and SO MUCH MORE!

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Tom's magical pancake mix!

You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

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Hey! Ho! How are you!? The three wind-up merchants are blathering on about listeners in Africa, Antarctica, poor TV, weather, skips, MasterChef, stuffed animals, clay, Mother's Day, news from Bendigo AND Nebraska, designer cars, a day in the life of a middle-distance runner, and the Jasmine Apprentice plus MORE! How very exciting!

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Tom's magical pancake mix!

You know it's the thing to do! Enjoy the show!

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You alright!? The three questionable gentlemen are speaking of mountains, rodents, birthdays, St. Patrick's Day, late buses, half marathon running, Easter Egg hunting in Bendigo (Australia), gangs, speaking to yourself, self motivation, bad British monkeys, subcultures, and so much more! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Tom's magical pancake mix!

If you would? Enjoy the show!

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Hey you guys! The three eternal children are back with waffle about disappearing clothes, Pancake(s) Day, jury service, public transport, three sisters, beer festivals, speed drinking, uses for the humble coat hanger, fantasy boxing matches, remembering stuff.... plus a whole lot more! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Tom's magical pancake mix!

Why not? Enjoy the show!

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Allo allo! The three very cheeky monkeys are blathering on about raw squid, Pancakes Day, bowling, a Turkish barber, news from Bendigo (Australia), a Dancehall Reggae duo have been in touch, the mysterious tale of a cricketer in Yorkshire, automatic writing with the Aether, a questionnaire on romance / dating etiquette, and a whole wedge more! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Pete's frozen ratatouille!

Big up to Martin Bingham for another jingle featured in the episode! 

Go on ..... enjoy the show! 

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G'day mates! The three flaming gallahs are talking about fridge freezers, what's on telly, the Superb Owl, steak, the dentist, the Winter Olympics, the new place for Far off Foreign Affairs from Afar, evading the authorities, health, social class...and so much more! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Pete's frozen ratatouille!

Big up to Martin Bingham for another jingle featured in the episode! 

Go on ..... enjoy the show! 

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Howdy doo-dee! Have you been on the ol' Wordle!? 

The three occasional pub chums are talking aboot (sic) hospitals, word games, cars, McCook (NE), a major sporting event, growing old, rescuing animals, and much more besides! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Pete's frozen ratatouille!

Big up to Martin Bingham for a jingle featured in the episode! 

Go on ..... enjoy the show! 

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Hello. Do you like eggs? Are you Canadian? Do you believe in the possibility of time travel? Answer us!!!

The three eggsperts in nonsense are speaking about the vets, curtains, going to the tip, fancy meals, hot baths, your teas (dinners) as a kid, eggings in McCook (NE), Canadian accents, popular egg recipes of Canada, exploding ducks, time travel, there's a role-play featuring Henry VIII, AND A WHOLE LOT MORE! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Pete's frozen ratatouille!

Eggtastic! Enjoy the show!

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Happy New Year! The three loonies are banging on about the French fry shortage in Japan, Gardener's World, predictions for the coming year, Pickleball in McCook (NE), the chocolate choices of the heroes of the NHS, pigeons, ratatouille, New Year's resolutions, and so much more! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat or a bag of Pete's frozen ratatouille!

Enjoy the show! 

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Hey! The genial trio are discussing Chris' bad news, festive leftovers, there's Poetry Corner, a check-in with the news in McCook (NE), Pete describes a traditional Japanese New Year's Eve before the lads discuss his own NYE dilemma, there are facts about the post-Christmas sales, memories of the Millennium Bug, surviving in the wilderness, and so much more! Woah ho ho! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!

Happy New Year to one and all! Enjoy the show!

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Merry Christmas! The three festive conversationalists speak of sprouts, beans in a cup, there's Poetry Corner, Chris takes us off for festive news from McCook (NE) (at 16.45), Tom bends our minds with an interactive role-playing / dice / Xmas thing, Chris enlightens us about the festive goings-on in Sweden, before Pete wraps it up with a quiz about EVERYONE'S favourite Christmas movie - Home Alone! And, there's a little treat wrapped up in the middle for your aural pleasure! Ooh! Giddy? Bet you are! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!

Enjoy the show, and Season's Greetings from Tom, Chris, and Pete x

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Salut! The three wise men are blathering on about Thanksgiving, illness, Toys R Us, poetry (exciting new section!), Tina Turner, McCook (NE) from 17.15, alarm clocks, Australian cats on leads, and the Nativity! Woah! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!

Enjoy the show! 

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Bonjour! The three rapscallions are chatting about biting people and turning them into the undead, we go off to McCook in Nebraska (from 15.45), Pete shares his high-speed morning routine, Tom speaks of stock readymade insults with a pub story, and Chris does a quiz based on the ol' higher or lower format about landmarks. Plus more! Can you catch your breath!? My word! 

Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!

Enjoy the show, and a Happy Thanksgiving to all our USA listeners! 

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Hello! The three compadres are back once again with talk of Sesame Street / Rainbow, BIG NEWS in McCook NE (from about 13.55), Pete's moonlighting on another podcast (see the monster link below), the Mandela Effect, hometowns (Chris has been reading Bill Bryson), and there's a quiz about Japanese proverbs which is about as much fun as it sounds! Hoo-ha!

Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!

The Reluctant Expat - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-reluctant-expat-veenesh-dubois/id1555912659?i=1000540188134&fbclid=IwAR06Eaz61qDN46aZBVOWHzJHVfIpYEmV5aOCUR8hgnn7u5HruwEgvYwbc3A

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Yippee! Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine is ONE! It's been exactly a year since the three ol' chums published the first ever episode.... and do we have a treat in store!

There's an apology in Audience Intercommunication alongside talk of ghosts, we go off to McCook, Nebraska to talk about their Tumbleweed Festival, Tom makes a ghoulish discovery, Chris does a quiz based on where our listeners hail from, before Pete wraps up with a game show idea. Bloody Nora! 

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Thanks for listening!

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Salutations! The three fellas are back with more hot fun for your ears. There's talk of cat names, socks, getting old, James Bond, Greta Thunberg vs. Genghis Khan, trouble at school, and BREAKING NEWS - we're leaving Norfolk in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar for a brand new city! Woooo!

Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You might get a Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine beer mat!

Enjoy!

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Oh baby! The three nincompoops are back with nonsensical chat about the ULTIMATE in EVIL, Oktoberfest, and there's a virtual trip to a new Polynesian fun pub that has opened in Chris' neck of the woods. Also, there's a rap from Chris calling out the The Norfolk Daily News, Nebraska - feisty! 

Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). You could win one of Tom's socks!

Enjoy!

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Hey you lovely people!

The three fellas are discussing Labor Day in Norfolk (Nebraska), autobiographies, Parkour, Irish fashion faux pas, and a whole lot more!

Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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Why hello there! The three toerags are discussing underpant swimming, sliders, podcast preferences, ventriloquist dummies, rum rations, typhoons, heroic acts, and more....my word! 

Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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Craic on! 

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Bonza! The three buffoons discuss news from Norfolk, Nebraska, we finally decide who is the BEST with Tom's Top Trumps, news about an officer of the law coming a cropper on his bicycle, and a discussion on grunting in Tennis. Phew!

Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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Wrap your ears around our nonsense! 

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Hot dang! The three cavaliers discuss BIG NEWS in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, queueing for long periods of time, and we're back again with more fun and japes in the Jasmine Olympics. 

Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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Feast your ears on our nonsense! 

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Hey you guys! The three virtual Olympians interview a human guest for the first time ever (Andrew Scott, host of the It's a Conspiracy! podcast), and you may think the Olympics proper ain't such a good idea, but the Jasmine Olympics certainly are - they're jam-packed with music, games, facts, fun, and most importantly....tears. 

Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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It's a Conspiracy!:  https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/its-a-conspiracy/id1420684593

Cowabunga! 

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Kumquats! The three bananas discuss Nebraska City, Pete has facts about loneliness, Chris speaks Flemish, Tom talks about shape-shifting reptilian overlords, and business ideas are shared. 

Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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It's another zinger of an episode! 

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Konnichiwa! The three tomodachis (Japanese, that) talk about hunting permits in Nebraska City, UFOs, dad jokes in the UK, and there's a Japanese language quiz where Chris reveals that he's semi-fluent in the language despite never stepping a foot in the country nor having ever studied the language - your guess is as good as ours! 

Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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Crikey! 

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Hello! The three troubadours discuss remote viewing (Tom's gifted in something we'll never understand), a gift from a man to his wife that's a bit salty, and some musical memories. Dinty Moore's in Nebraska City are again the focus of love AND attention, too.

Oh, and....Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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Bonjour! The three hombres are back with news from Nebraska City (12.06) followed by talk of Tom's washing line, spider monkeys, and poor behaviour on Japanese trains. You gotta LOVE it! 

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Hello! The three bloody blokes (after Chris finally shows up, tut-tut) have a yarn about heroics at the beach, dinner party guests, Nebraska City (from 33.51), and the biggest hill IN THE WORLD! 

Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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Hola! Been on the ol' Social Media recently!? It's a game, eh!?

The three amigos talk about a lucrative email offer, their pet peeves on Facebook and the like, a WWE Hall of Famer makes an appearance,  we go off to Nebraska City for a horror story, there's talk of Tom, Chris, and Pete having a romantic weekend away together, before Tom wraps it up with a scientific quiz! Little surprise at the end, too.  My word! Dizzy!?

Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

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Arriba! 

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WadduP!? Ready for a special treat?

The three geezers talk about a mysterious object in a tree, Tom conducts a science experiment, Greta Thunberg shows up, news from Nebraska City (Chris ain't happy), amazing facts, and more! Strewth! 

Oh, and Audience Intercommunication where you lot have your say....

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Enjoy! 

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Top of the morning to you! You alright?

The three scoundrels are back with tales of greasy pennies, a man naming himself after a Japanese restaurant, amazing facts about volcanoes, footballing ancestors, and prison, plus more besides! Crackerjack! 

Ooh, not forgetting Audience Intercommunication where you lovely listeners run the show! 

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Enjoy! 

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Hey there! The three vagabonds are back with news of elderly stowaways, AI charts, news of an odour from Nebraska City, amazing facts, and so much more! Fasten your seatbelts!

Not forgetting, the Audience Intercommunication section where we hear from YOU! 

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Enjoy! 

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Those three blackguards are back with yet more tomfoolery! Do you like pigeons? The pub?

Audience Intercommunications kicks us off with a burning question, the children from Grant singing, there's the tale of Colin Pigeon, down the pub with Tom, somewhere new in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, a pigeon fact, and an animal hybrid quiz to finish! Wowzer! 

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Yes! Those three scamps are back with stuff to make you giggle!

There's talk of exercise, a troubled pop star, eggs, and Chris says goodbye to Grant (for the time being at least). This episode also features a new segment entitled "Audience Intercommunication" where we'd like you to get in touch with your questions, feedback, abuse etc. 

Contact us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). 

Enjoy! 

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Blimey! The three rapscallions have returned for yet more high jinks.

There's talk of snow, cereal catastrophes, an apology, a wintry tale, an application recommendation, news from Grant, and amazing facts galore! Stay tuned to the very end to hear the SYMJ crew's latest musical effort - "Grant Bush".  Pull out a stool (no, not THAT kind of stool), sit down, and listen to Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine! 

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Love is in the air (sort of, not really) on this episode of Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine! The three rascals discuss their hair, kidnapping, stealing, looking for love, the elderly, a Ploughman's lunch, cutting your toenails, and more! Corker!

Tom and Chris both have little surprises up their wizardry sleeves, and of course Grant, Nebraska gets a mention.

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Aye up! It's episode 7 of your favo(u)rite podcast. There's news of a biting camel, a recipe, Grant in Nebraska, and amazing facts. Cooking with Tom on this one! Ooh la la! 

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Why, hello there! It's episode 6 of your favo(u)rite podcast. There's news of a man in a nest in Australia, Pancake(s) Day, Grant in Nebraska, and amazing facts. Chris has some surprises up his wizardry sleeves, cowabunga! 

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Happy New Year! The three lads discuss a Namibian politician with a controversial name, the confectionary choices of the British armed forces, plus the latest from everyone's favourite Nebraskan city. There are some amazing facts plus the boys' New Year's Resolutions. Phew! 

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Ho ho ho! Tom, Chris and Pete take a festive look at some record-breaking sardines in the Philippines, Santa's naughty elf, and how the lovely folk of Grant, Nebraska are celebrating the season. There'll also be a special present from Tom to you to help you relax before a fact about a farting jester! On top of all that is a quiz about Band Aid in 1984 before SYMJ's debut Christmas single "Mr. Jasmine's Coming to Town" - yes, you heard that right! Miaow! 

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Aye up! The latest episode of Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine is here, Jam Fam! Tom, Chris, and Pete discuss some Hollywood gossip, a tale of a man with pet geese, then Chris takes us to Grant, Nebraska for some news regarding a digital cemetery. After all that hilarity, there are some amazing facts for you to chew on. The next episode is the festive episode, so email us on symj@protonmail.com and/or follow us on Instagram to make suggestions. Tell your friends especially those in the Southern Hemisphere. Have at it!

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The three lads, Tom, Chris, and Pete talk about some spooky stuff (bit late for Halloween, we know), a film, amazing facts that include bird anus talk discretion advised, and not forgetting everyone's favo(u)rite Nebraskan town. Woah! Email us at symj@protonmail.com

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The lads have a chat about Bryan's life, there's news about talking birds, a big surprise from Vatican City, yet more news from Grant, Nebraska, amazing facts AND MORE! Phew!

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This is the first ever episode of the Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine podcast where three men from the U.K discuss confectionary, the Olympic Torch, Nebraska, and some AMAZING facts. We hope you enjoy!