Kerri And The Milkman: Recent Episodes
Kerri & The Milkman
It began as a phone call with a question. Within 24 hours it became a radio show. Two out of work radio hosts, living in two different cities, in two different parts of the country, and who had never even met. No Hollywood gossip, no contrived questions of the day... Just two very fun adults with real life stories to tell, inviting you along for the ride five days as week! www.TheKMShow.com
Milky went 0/6 on Kerri-okey... Today it's Kerri's turn to see if she can figure out the song from the lyrics being read, not sung!
Plus, text fails, Chris Fothergill-Brown from Youtube.com/thatsrank is here to discuss getting paid to eat cheese, Hollywood Headlines, today's celebrations and more!
Fresh shows daily 10am ET www.KerriMilkman.com
Today intuitive Shantelle Bachman (Facebook.com/intuitiveexperience) does a live reading for our listener BARB who wants to know what the future holds for her love life!
Also - look up! A big green comet is overhead! King Charles reaching out to Harry? Do people not know how to follow simple instructions? While we're at it, whatever happened to "if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing?"
Plus today's CELEBRATIONS, our daily pop culture FLASHBACK, Top Tweets and a listener question about pillows.
We're at www.KerriMilkman.com - call or text anytime 941-725-6455 (USA) or 613-604-6464 (Canada)
Today Kerri decides to see just how well Milky actually knows music, as he professes he does! It's the debut of Kerri-Okey!
Plus...
The default position for the toilet seat is up, or down?
Calling 911 because you are out of gas?
80s us meets 80s you! What would you be wearing? And what would be on your Walkman?
The top streaming shows right now
Meme's we've seen
And more goodies to put a smile on your face with Kerri & The Milkman
www.KerriMilkman.com
Ed The Sock joins us... He's off to Halifax for the first time! Plus he unleashes on Kanye and a few others!
Plus... Famous names we've been mispronouncing, the most disappointing cities to visit (4 are in Canada), we damn near got creamed by an asteroid last night, your Amuse News, Top Tweets From Today and more!
www.KerriMilkman.com
@KerriMilkman (FB/IG/TW)
It's Wear Yellow Day Today! Kerri's in blue, Milky's in basic black. We're just a couple of rule breakers y'all!
On today's show...
- 100 ways to slightly improve your life without really trying
- Phobias. Do you have one? 613-604-6464
- If you could swap lives with a character on a TV show, who would you be and why?
- Disgusting facts about bed sheets and your pillows.
Plus today's top tweets, the Amuse News and loads more to get you giggling!
www.KerriMilkman.com
IG/FB/TW @KerriMilkman
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Today... We discuss a new list of the happiest songs of all time, and we wanna know what yours is! www.Facebook.com/kerrimilkman
Plus... Is Kerri reading too many conspiracy sites? John says "Larry" on the internet is not a source. Also, Meghan Markle is MIA, Chris Fothergill-Brown from Youtube.com/thatsrank is back with more food news that you are gonna looooove, and let's see if you can guess what movie we're talking about if all we read is its description!
www.KerriMilkman.com is us online!
Shantelle Bachman, https://www.facebook.com/IntuitiveExperience, does a tarot reading today for one of our listeners!
Plus... Are you a bad kisser? Charles will NOT be in drag when he is crowned king... Nursery rhymes are horrific, and we discuss the new Miley Cyrus video. Suffice to say Kerri and Milky see very different things when they each watch it.
www.KerriMilkman.com
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Today's Top Tweets from Parents!
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Worst first names EVER
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Weinerman stolen
Plus Youtube star Chris Fothergill-Brown pops by to discuss fast food fails! The Amuse News, We Read It On Reddit, Celebrity-ISH Birthdays and more!
Show links / contact info @ www.kerrimilkman.com
Tomorrow is Tarot Tuesday - would you like a live reading with Mike Shannon? Let us know! Text 613-604-6464
And the winner of VEGETABLE OF THE YEAR IS... No, for real... It's a thing.
Also... Zellers fans need to chill, WTH is up with Madonna? Oh, and we finally get our hands on a Rubik's Cube to see if the hack we were sent actually works. Suffice to say, things kinda fell apart.
Plus: Today's Tweet (married edition), The Amuse News, Celbrity-ISH birthdays and other assorted nonsense.
We're up for Best Podcast at Faces Magazine! Voting and show info at www.KerriMilkman.com
To add us to your radio station's lineup, email kerrimilkman@gmail.com
We'll keep you company at the gym... Or the hair salon... Or during your pedicure!
Kimmy heard yesterday's Rubik's Cube solution and it didn't work for her. We'll investigate.
Plus... What Harry's body language is saying, hilarious names for salons and restaurants, today's tweets (toddler edition), and beware of con artists!
Of course we have your Amuse News, We Read It On Reddit, Celebrity-ISH birthdays and more!
Nominated for best podcast at Faces Magazine! Vote via our website at www.KerriMilkman.com
We teach you how to finally solve Rubik's Cube! ... We think...
Plus - pizza vending machines! Find out more with Chris Fothergill-Brown from Youtube.com/thatsrank
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We like your tweets
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What is your love language?
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Cringe worthy words
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Do you over-remember things?
Plus today's Amuse News, Celebrity-ISH birthday and even a Milkman Storytime!
www.KerriMilkman.com
Thanks for your votes at Faces Magazine for Podcast Of The Year! Voting link at www.KerriMilkman.com
TODAY:
- Kerri is surrounded by ghosts and aliens. FACTS!
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Grocery store checkout etiquette
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The cost of crab... And other Milkman food foibles.
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When someone recognizes you... But you don't recognize them
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Intuitive reading with Shantelle Bachman
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What would you turn an empty mall into? We have some ideas!
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Amazing comebacks to any insult
Plus Celebrity-ISH birthdays, The Amuse News, We Red It On Reddit and more!
How would you rank if your neighbour were to rate you?
Nominated for BEST PODCAST at Faces Magazine!
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Today on Kerri & The Milkman:
- Get voting! We're nominated for best podcast! Link to vote is at www.kerrimilkman.com
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Kerri & The Milkman declare an art battle
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Milkman predicts Demi Lovato will hit #1 - find out why
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Are you a movie ruiner?
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We're at odds over eggs
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Dollar store toilet paper, yes or no?
Plus your AMUSE NEWS, WE READ IT ON REDDIT, Celebrity-ISH Birthdays and more!
log on. listen. laugh.
www.kerrimilkman.com
TODAY:
- Kerri has a beef with packaging used for men's underwear.
Plus... - Red Flags At Job Interviews
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Mom texts
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We Read It On Reddit
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Packages that reveal too much package
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That's a bear under there
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Plus the Amuse News, Celebrity-ISH birthdays, and more!
@KerriMilkman on social
www.KerriMilkman.com online!
Today with Kerri & The Milkman...
The Amuse News: A robot bouncer and other strip club stories!
PLUS:
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How many of these slogans can you identify?
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We Read It On Reddit
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Kerri's Hockey Confession
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Disney Character Voices On Alexa?!?!
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Ladies love a big WHAT?
www.KerriAndTheMilkman.com @KerriMilkman
Today we introduce you to intuitive Shantelle Bachman, and ask her to give you a prediction about money for 2023!
https://www.facebook.com/IntuitionwithShantelle
PLUS:
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Actual 911 calls
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Golden Globes (Does Anyone Care?)
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Cuss Word Coloring Books
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Speedracing: The New Nine Degrees Of Kevin Bacon
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Calming Circles Are Not Very Calming
We're online at www.KerriMilkman.com
613-604-6464
941-725-MILK
Public Washroom Do's And Don'ts
PLUS:
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Thing's We've Left In Space
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Childhood Pranks
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Elvis' Birthday
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Board Games Are Big Business
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$37 Chicken?
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Enough With Harry & Meghan Already
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What Your Birthday Month Says About You
7-10am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com then on podcast (www.KerriAndTheMilkman.com)
AVAILABLE TO RADIO ACROSS NORTH AMERICA NOW!
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Ed the Sock addresses pronouns
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10 terms that are banned for 2023
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What your vehicle says about you
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Why your yoga pants need to go
Plus your Amuse News, Celebrity-ISH Birthdays and more!
Nominated for BEST PODCAST at Faces 2023... Join us 7-10am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com (Alexa/Google: Play Blast The Radio) and at www.KerriAndTheMilkman.com
Chips in the freezer??
Oranges in the fridge???
Where do bananas go?
Plus… Weird driving laws in Canada… Fashion For 2023… The Amuse News and more!
You make the coffee… We’ll make you smile!
Kerri & The Milkman (nominated best Podcast at Faces 2023) 7-10am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com
Ask Alexa to “play Blast The Radio!”
Happy new year from Kerri & The Milkman... Now even better after Santa got Kerri a new microphone!
Today... You won't believe some of the internet things that turn 10 this year.
Plus:
- Celine Dion NOT on Rolling Stone's list of the 200 greatest singers - you won't believe who else didn't make the cut; and who did
- Ghosts wreak havoc in Kerri's condo
- Would you go see Bill Cosby live?
- Do you have to reply to EVERY Happy New Year message on Facebook?
And... Are we middle aged?
www.KerriMilkman.com - hear us first 7am ET weekdays on www.BlastTheRadio.com
Today Kerri & Milky discuss new year traditions from around the world... And we have some suggestions for resolutions if you haven't made any yet.
Plus... Kerri is fed up with people who don't know how to use a sidewalk, and, frankly, it's hard to disagree with her on this.
Also... Botox or NOtox? What is so wrong with looking your age?
And we have your Celebrity-ish birthdays, Today Is, The Amuse News and more on this, our last show for 2022!
HAPPY NEW YEAR from www.KerriMilkman.com
On today's show:
- Green M&M deemed too sexual
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Best Dating Apps For Hooking Up in 2023
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Can You Navigate TV Apps?
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2022's Tech Deaths
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Clepto Kerri Confesses
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A Sober New Year's Eve On CNN?
7am-10am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com
Then in Podcastland on Apple, Spotify, Google etc.
(PS, if you love the show, please rate us and leave a review!)
Coming to radio across North America 2023!
www.KerriMilkman.com
It's Kerri AND The Milkman!
It's the first show after Christmas
And we checked with our cast
Kerri & Milky are happy to put this in the past!
TODAY:
- Why Christmas is a LOT like Milky
-The fun of adding “Anal” in front of car names.
-What you should know about those AI apps.
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TV shows we want to re-boot and bring into the 2020’s.
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The Amuse News
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The most useful phone apps for 2023
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Why we want YOU to sing our website name for us.
Listen at www.BlastTheRadio.com and on your smart speaker "Play Blast The Radio!"
We're also available on podcast as "The Kerri & Milkman Show"
www.KerriMilkman.com
Ed The Sock pops by for a Friday visit... From his car!
Plus... Poop Trees - they're a thing! A listener is upset with "door douches," - also - what you should know if you're buying your kid an iPhone this Christmas, setting family boundaries, and an update on Kerri's Christmas shindig!
MERRY CHRISTMAS from Kerri & The Milkman! We're back Tuesday!
www.KerriMilkman.com
Today we feature some of the great moments from your kids talking to Santa via a very special video link to the North Pole that we set up!
Plus... Is it ok to bring your dog to a friend's place? Tips for calming your sweet tooth, gift wrapping sucks, Meghan Trainor is only HOW MANY years old?!?!
Tomorrow - Ed The Sock joins us! www.KerriMilkman.com
Some of y'all leave voice mail that is wayyyyy too long... So we dive into voice mail etiquette!
Plus, Jingle Bells Milkman smells... No, he really does though!
And... Why are price stickers so hard to get off? 7-11... Are they a convenience store or a food store? The trick to getting your Christmas cactus to bloom, and why Milky decided not to help his wife put the thermostat app on her phone!
www.KerriMilkman.com
Can anyone write a Christmas song? We're going to!
Milky's best Christmas joke EVER.
Amazon needs to stop doing this... Are we the only ones who avoid cold medications... Are photos of your kids a good gift for Grandma?
Kerri & The Milkman Dec 20th 2022
Bar none, our most fun conversation yet!
Today's show involved you, the audience, who were absolutely doubled over with laughter at our conversation about facials. Suffice to say that Kerri and Milky have different definitions of the term.
Also... Kelly calls in to share a WILD and unfortunate story that happened to one of her co-workers... Kerri has a man cold... And... You have to pay more to sit on Santa's lap in Ottawa than you do to have a stripper sit on yours.
www.KerriMilkman.com - and join us weekdays 7-10am ET on our flagship station www.BlastTheRadio.com
Today, in light of the horrible news that tWitch (Ellen / So You Think You Can Dance) suicide, we get real about the mental health crisis that is all around us.
In Ottawa, if you need someone to talk to, please call Distress Centre Of Ottawa 613-238-3311.
PLUS... Kerri's Soap Boogers and some fun Xmas Factoids!
www.KerriMilkman.com
Today we run down some of the best Christmas songs and movies of all time... And we also let you in on some of the absolute worst Christmas/holiday gifts!
Plus... More of Kerri's food bug-a-boos, Milky's security camera caught someone (you won't believe who), and more!
Kerri & The Milkman 7-10am ET and 12am-3am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com
Find us online at www.KerriMilkman.com
Today Kerri And Milky run down some of the best gifts of 2022... For kids, for him, for her and for anyone on your list.
Basically what we have surmised is that cats and humans like the same thing.
Catch us weekday mornings on our flagship station www.BlastTheRadio.com (7-10am ET then repeated overnight 12am-3am)
Find us online at www.KerriMilkman.com
Hard hitting radio today for you lol
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Milky finds a kick ass gift for his Mrs
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Saturday morning cartoons
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Kerri’s Mom’s Costco Recap
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Milky’s flasher
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Would You Return A Wallet If You Found One
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Scented Candles… WHY?
Connect with us online @ www.KerriMilkman.com - listen to us weekday mornings 7-10am ET and 12am-3am ET on our flagship station www.BlastTheRadio.com
On today's show, Kerri & The Milkman discuss:
- Blowing a fuse
- The laundry jet
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Milky’s Mom’s Morbid Wish List
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Harry & Meghan Netflix Docu-Series
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Celine Dion’s Health Crisis
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Ed The Sock Talks Caulk… And other assorted goodness
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Kerri’s daughter and photo filters
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Traveling with strangers
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“I don’t sound like that”
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How red does Kerri get when you talk sexy?
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Has Milky Mitigated The Mouse Mess?
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Alcohol-free whiskey is NOT a thing
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Is the Air Force spying on Kerri?
Hear us weekdays 7-10am ET and 12-3am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com - connect with us online at www.KerriMilkman.com
Today Kerri & Milky's conversation, as always, goes down many random paths... Including, the quest to finding good balls... And just what are good balls?
Also:
- Listeners Tips For Washing Fake Plants
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Why are radio names a thing?
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Driving without headlights
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Winnipeg Wildlife
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Please Stop sharing 988 in Canada - We'll tell you why
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The Moment Milky Realized He's old and creepy
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Text terms
And more!
Join us weekdays 7-10am and now 12am-3am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com
We're online at www.KerriMilkman.com
What crazy thing would you do, if you knew you could get away with it.
Plus... Kerri's dish drying and plant washing adventures... And her thoughts on who eats what chocolate bar and why.
www.KerriMilkman.com
Turns out Kerri CM Salki and I both LOVE Vegas!
Not surprisingly though, her idea of a fun hotel getaway is different from mine.
Today we do a deep dive on our Las Vegas experiences! From comedy shows to dating to swingers clubs to booze... What happens in Vegas ends up on the air with Kerri & The Milkman 7-10am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com or ask Alexa to "Play Blast The Radio!"
To hear past episodes, connect with us online at www.KerriMilkman.com
We have a solution for Karen’s who don’t like the term “Karen.”
Plus, a PSA for those unsure of how traffic circles work.
John loses his wallet but gains a lovely bedazzled trimmer!
How NOT to deal with snow in Winnipeg… And how to deal with Winnipeg’s Parking Police.
And… Kerri hates “Bless you.” We turn to you to help us determine if she’s bonkers in this instance or not. PS, she also denies that her boyfriend farts. But you will not believe what she IS ok with…
It’s two friends, catching up after a weekend… Grab a coffee and eavesdrop on another episode of Kerri & The Milkman
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Ed The Sock joins us! And this time around you actually gave us questions for him!!!
Plus... Impersonations that lead to an apology, a Christmas conundrum, and learn to kiss like you've never kissed before with Milky!
This and more as the conversation flows with Kerri & The Milkman!
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Today we do a deep dive on things we thought you'd know but, apparently, you don't know... Who knew?!?! Here's our conversation... Feel free to eavesdrop... And share your thoughts with us anytime! www.KerriMilkman.com Weekdays 7-10am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com and coming soon to a forward thinking, fun loving radio station near you!
We just let the conversation flow on the Kerri & The Milkman Show... Today's talk includes high school reunions (would you go to yours?), plus remembering the days of layway, news of a woman suing Kraft Dinner (you won't believe why) and Kerri owes Unisef a few pennies.
Join us weekdays 7-10am ET on www.BlastTheRadio.com and join us online at www.KerriMilkman.com
Kerri & Milkman come up with an idea for an app. If it doesn't already exist, it should!
Plus... Stop holding your phone when you drive, a very rare Christmas dinner, self check outs and when strangers engage you in conversation.
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Today Kerri & The Milkman get caught up after the weekend with conversations about the World Cup, Christmas shopping and decorating, John's eyebrows (again), the log channel, tap to donate, are you a lyrics or a melody lover, AND... We go back to high school band!
Grab a coffee and join us!
PS - Tomorrow we tape LIVE on Twitch.tv/kerrimilkman for the first time! Subscribe to join us!
www.KerriMilkman.com
Kerri gets a visit from a ghost, Santa is arrested, words that trip us up AND... Our first visit from Ed The Sock who set us straight on the fact that he's NOT slumming it by being on our show. And he's right! Have a listen!
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Kerri is CLEARLY more adventurous when it comes to food... We learn more about that. And we also learn that she and John have very different tastes in sitcoms.
And, of course, grooming comes up again. Why? Why does grooming keep coming up??
It's Kerri & The Milkman - www.KerriMilkman.com
TOMORROW: Ed The Sock joins us!
For some reason our conversations seem to always go back to Milky's hair... Or his grooming. And this conversation does just that.
But we also discuss aliens, Kerri's mom, people who pay with checks, we poop on morning radio shows (it was bound to happen sooner or later, now we look forward to being the ones they poop on!) and we celebrate one store that is doing the opposite of forcing you to use the self check out!
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It's the morning show that's also a podcast... Kerri & The Milkman from BlastTheRadio.com!
Today... John helps Kerri with some bathroom and kitchen renos... While John spots a mouse and we discover just how much of a whimp he is!
Enjoy the conversation! Thanks for subscribing!
Christmas has barfed all over Kerri's apartment... Milky thinks he may have been hit on over the weekend... An update on Kerri's selling of gifts she got from Sugar Daddies, Social Media is pissing Milky off, stories from the mall and SO much more!
No Hollywood gossip. No stupid question of the day... Just great company for your morning!
Listen on our flagship station, www.BlastTheRadio.com or ask Alexa/Google to "Play Blast The Radio!"
Can't join us then, look for the Kerri & The Milkman podcast after 10am on Apple, Google, Spotify and more!
Today 10am-Noon ET It's the all new KERRI & THE MILKMAN SHOW on our flagship station www.BTRradio.com
Today... WE HAVE A WEBSITE!!! But can Kerri CM Salki or I remember what the hell it's called?
Plus... Nose hair, dollar store food, and Kerri wonders what the heck to do with presents from past boyfriends. I offer up a solution that you won't wanna miss!
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Listen on the free BTRradio.com app or on TuneIn
Or at www.BTRradio.com
If your favourite FM station doesn't carry our show... Flick a booger at them!
On Tuesday, Kerri asked John for some assistance with her podcast.
On Wednesday, they talked on the phone.
Withing minutes, they knew... We need to do a show together. NOW!
On Thursday, without hesitation, they got behind their mics and magic happened.
Introducing Kerri & The Milkman - Coming soon to radio stations across North America, beginning with our flagship station, BTRradio.com
And, if you ever miss the show, or want to hear it again... Here it is, as a podcast. And it even has that new podcast smell!
www.TheKMShow.com