Dirty Turtles Podcast: Recent Episodes
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Jonas Evans, Nathan Schwartz and Brandon Schwartzberg talk about all things sports and their daily lives as students at the University of Maryland.
The end of the semester got the best of us, but its Christmas Eve and we have a special holiday episode for you! We recap what has gone on in the NFL since we last spoke, lay out our playoff pictures, and debate the hypothetical All-White vs. All-Black game proposed on X.
Finally back in studio as we chat about the SIX walk-off wins in the NFL, make our midseason award predictions, and bring on a special guest mid-episode!
The Eagles finally lost, so we thought we'd bring Alex Gary on to share his thoughts on the horrible loss. We also talk about the Commanders getting back on track, the Ravens surviving in London, and what the Titans should do at QB.
Back on Riverside for another week, and this one got heated! Jonas, Nate, Brandon and Duncan go at it about Ron Rivera's decision to not go for two vs. Eagles, the Jets neglect for the running game, and Taylor Swift's presence on NFL broadcasts! All of that and plenty more!
Last week's episode didn't drop cause Riverside audio screwed us again, but this week's episode is even better! We talk the Dolphins 70-point performance, the Ravens and Commanders horrible losses, Ryan Day vs. Lou Holtz, and a lot more!
OUR FIRST GUEST OF THE SEASON!! Our good friend, Brendan Weissel, joins the pod to help us recap Week 1 of the 2023 NFL Season! We also do a deep dive into the outlook of the AFC East following Aaron Rodgers' injury, chat about the US Open, and make our picks for Week 2!
WE ARE SO BACK! Jonas, Nate, Brandon and Duncan kick off year THREE of DTP with a heated debate on the season ahead for their teams, as well as their award and playoff predictions.
We are BACK after a long break, and because we are HUGE NFL Draft fans, we return with our annual mock draft. No trades in this mock, but still a ton of wild picks!
Our good friend Duncan Irvine joins the show to talk about the new offensive coordinator hires for both the Ravens and the Commanders and plenty of other topics!
On this episode, Jonas, Nate and Brandon talk about a bunch of random topics, including the current landscape of NFL commentators and we give an in-depth look into our high school athletic careers!
Alex Gary joins us in the DTP booth after a mini hiatus as we discuss NFL Championship weekend, discuss Super Bowl 57, get in a heated argument about Sean Payton, and draft our own All-Pro teams!
We are back during our winter break to discuss everything that went down over New Year's weekend, including the Damar Hamlin situation, the CFP semifinals, the Commanders late-season collapse, and our problems with how the NFL scheduled Week 18 games. Duncan Irvine joins.
The boys went live from the South Campus Dining Hall to celebrate making it a third of the way to 100 episodes! Each Dirty Turtle ate 11 things from the dining hall, and talked about the state of the ravens and Commanders following Week 13, the implications of NIL, and Deion Sanders becoming the head coach at Colorado.
Jonas, Nate and Brandon are BACK from Thanksgiving break, and we talk CFP, the World Cup, and of course, the NFL Week 12 slate. Also, stay tot he end of the episode where we draft the best sports teams to root for from the past decade!
Jonas, Nate and Brandon are back to talk about the Commanders beating the undefeated Eagles, Justin Jefferson's insane catch, and draft their top sports moments of the past decade!
This week, Jonas, Nate and Brandon sit down to give their midseason NFL predictions, and of course break down the Commanders and Ravens Week 9 performances.
Jonas, Nate, Brandon, and Duncan chat virtually to breakdown all of the crazy trades from the NFL Trade Deadline, talk Ravens, Commanders and Seahawks, and give their Week 9 picks.
After taking last week off, Jonas, Nate, and Brandon are back to talk all things Ravens and Commanders, as well as discuss major NFL news, and make their Week 8 picks.
Arguably the most action-packed episode of DTP yet! Kevin McNulty joins the show to preview the Commanders-Bears game with Nate, the boys have even more heated NFL takes, "Who's Week and Who's Weak" comes back, and there is a fast food draft you don't want to miss!
Jonas, Nate and Brandon talk about Aaron Judge hitting his 62nd home run, the Commanders and Ravens both being trash, and the "Who's Week and Who's Weak" segment returns. All of that and more in Episode 26 of DTP!
1/4 of the way to 100 episodes! In this episode, the boys analyze a big slate of Week 3 NFL games, preview a few of the Week 4 games, give their Week 4 picks, and play a little "Guess the Athlete".
The boys preview a great slate of NFL games for Week 3, introduce a couple of new and exciting segments, and give their Week 3 picks.
The boys break down Week 2 of the NFL Season and rank their top 15 quarterbacks in the NFL. Duncan Irvine makes his first appearance on the podcast since transferring.
The boys talk about Nate and Brandon's recent trip to Nats Park, share their ups and downs of the week, recap Week 1 of the NFL Season, and make their picks for Week 2!
On the first show of the sophomore season, the boys sit down with InsideMDSports.com’s Jeff Ermann to discuss Terps recruiting, Big 10 news, Kevin Willard, and much more. We also preview the 2022 NFL season, recap a summer of baseball, and discuss former co-host, Duncan Irvine, leaving the show.
The 2022 NFL Draft is here and the boys got in the studio to do a mock draft of all 32 picks in the first round. Tune in for some shocking picks, including a QB taken early and a notable WR falling.
The BIG 20. The Dirty Turtles are back to recap MLB opening day, the Masters and preview the NBA play-in. We also draft ice cream flavors and roast Nate’s picks. We start the show with a tribute to Dwayne Haskins.
The Final Four is set and the St. Peter’s Cinderella run has finally ended. We debate the ideal NCAA Tournament matchups and break down the latest NFL free agency news, including Tyreek Hill to Miami. We also recap the Will Smith slap and finish with a draft of beverages.
The NFL is once again king, as the free-agency period has stars signing all over the place. Deshaun Watson is a Brown, Tom Brady has un-retired and Za'Darius Smith said never mind to Baltimore. We also recap the first weekend of NCAA Tournament and draft our favorite March Madness moments. Loaded show!
Shorter episode, but we’ve still got some monster news in the NFL to talk about. The MLB is back, Carson Wentz is a Washington Commander, and Khalil Mack has been traded to the Chargers.
Russell Wilson is a Denver Bronco and Duncan is heartbroken. The boys talk about the winners and losers of the trade, including an argument over Denver's future. We also discuss the new Panera coming to Stamp and finish with a draft of U.S. sports stadiums.
Maryland’s head coaching process is heating up, as the finalists for the position are emerging. Segments include “Best NFL Uniforms” and “All Star Weekend Review." We also have a draft of UMD buildings, because why not?
The NFL season has ended, with the Rams being crowned Super Bowl champions. The boys recap the big game, Nate was not a fan of the commercials, and Duncan is a pessimist as always. We also give a quick recap of the season as a whole, including biggest surprises and disappointments.
With the NFL Honors happening tonight, the boys are holding their own end-of-the-season awards ceremony. Our top awards include: Best Game of the Year, Biggest Loss Taken and Least Valuable Player.
Brian Flores is suing the NFL, and the Bengals and Rams are headed to the Super Bowl. Nate gives his take on the new Washington team name. We also discuss Maryland basketball's loss to Michigan state, as well as other Terps competing last week.
Tom Brady has retired (probably???) and the boys look back on the legacy of the GOAT. We preview the exciting Championship Sunday and review the newest coaching hires around the league. Stay tuned at the end for a trivia competition on the 2021 season.
One of the wildest weeks of football has come and gone and the boys are revamping all four games. The Rams almost blew it, the Bills are heartbroken, and the No. 1-seeds fell apart. We also discuss the legacy of now-retired Sean Payton.
The boys are back on zoom for the last show before the spring semester. We recap each game of the Super Wild Card, as well as preview the very exciting matchups of the divisional round. We also briefly discuss the coaching firings in the league so far.
After a long-ish hiatus from the studio, the boys are on Zoom to talk about all things NFL as the regular season approaches its end. All four of our teams lost, Arizona continues to skid, the Packers barely won and are the Bills legit? We also give our final playoff predictions and finish with game picks for Week 17.
In the final show on campus, the Turtles recap Week 14 of the NFL. Jonas had his first losing week, the Football Team disappointed, and what's wrong with Arizona? We also finish the show with a recap of our first semester college experiences and, as always, our picks for Week 15.
It's Week 14 and the Turtles are back in the studio. Segments include Chase Claypool making some not-so-smart plays, a fantasy draft, a College Football Playoff preview and game picks. We also address the tragic loss of Demaryius Thomas.
The boys are back in the studio to recap an interesting Week 13. Duncan went 0-4 in picks, the Patriots are the best in the AFC (again), Brandon and Jonas get roasted for Baltimore's loss to the Steelers and Nate's Football Team is on a four-game winning streak. Stay tuned for some fun stories on campus at the end!
The guys are back from Thanksgiving break to cover everything that happened in Week 12. The Titans stink (again), the Cowboys have come down to Earth, and everyone is once again afraid of the Chiefs. As always, Brandon and Jonas defend the Ravens and Lamar after a tough win. Stay tuned for a quick update on the most electric Flag Football team at University of Maryland at the end of the show!
After a long week of work before Thanksgiving break, the boys sit down for the lone episode of the week. The NFL is complete chaos, Nate is sick, UMD basketball stinks, we were all completely wrong about the Rams and much much more. A recap of Week 10, as well as a look ahead to Week 11 and game picks.
The boys sit down to talk OBJ to the Rams, Cam's reunion in Carolina, as well as some memorable moments in NFL history. As always, we finish with predictions for Week 10 of the NFL season.
Jonas, Nate, Brandon, and Duncan sit down to recap a wild Week 9 of NFL Football. Upsets everywhere, our locks were wrong, and the league makes no sense. Later, the boys give their midseason playoff predictions and awards.
Jonas Evans, Brandon Schwartzberg, Nathan Schwartz and Duncan Irvine start a new new sports podcast.