Rizzo & Jeff: Recent Episodes
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Rizzo and Jeff best friends on and off the air. Follow them weekdays 2-6 pm, Saturday 1-5pm and all their shenanigans and adventures on the Radio 951 Facebook!
Wease discusses how his neighbor thought he was Doreen's father and tattooing fake nipples.
Rizzo and Jeff talk to 2 different victims of Smash and Grabs. We speak to Shaun at Filer's Powersports and try to help them recover almost 70K in stolen dirt bikes! Then OJ Simpson talks Nicole Brown and Ski's!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about Nashville and the updated info regarding the shooting! We then discuss Hemlock Lake and your summer pee plans!
Rizzo and Jeff make sure to welcome back DADDY JEFF!!!! He has his own beat and is about town making things happen. Also Monica Huldt, who is a "Traditional Wife" with an only fans allowers her husband to sleep with other women while she SERVES HIM!
Rizzo and Jeff found out SOME LOCAL BIZ OWNERS REALLY like weird stuff... It is hard to imagine SO we talk to Cricket from Rochester KINK Society to talk FETISH and KINKS...
Rochester HAS KINKY THOUGHTS! Hell Yea... We talk to Cricket about KINK in the ROC and how we can relate it to a local biz mans desire to be called baby Danielle!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to people who have been BEAT by a local man who took peoples money and has not plowed all year! Then we chat about Murder Memorabilia and Dirty Baby Danielle!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Assemblyman Jeff Gallahan who is trying to get to the bottom of the REAL EATS mystery! That with COLD FOOD some GREAT LION ADVICE and TIDZ by Jimmy Z's... TODAY WAS EPIC!
Rizzo and Jeff talk Brimley, The Bills and a VERY SPECIAL surprise announcement. UPDATE ON POLICE SHOOTINGS!!!
Rizzo and Jeff best friends on and off the air. Follow us weekdays 2-6 pm, Saturday 1-5pm and all our shenanigans and adventures on the Radio 951 Facebook!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss Jeffs OLD MAN HIP! Then we talk to Maggy McGinnity's about the sale of the 50 year old landmark. Rizzo sir'd a Maa'am today at Dunkin and local Andrew Brady who was on Jeopardy and saw THE WHEEL joins us! BIG OL TIDZ TOO
Rizzo and Jeff celebrated Jeff getting OLD with his knee issues on "3:16 DAY" introduce you to DR WHO and NEWSY FUDDERMN and talk about rich people and why they are KILLING diabetics!
Rizzo and Jeff chat with the INFAMOUS DR. WHO about seaweed and then get freaky with a zebra convo! It was (as usual) a day!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to a man walking the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine for PAWS OF WAR to help PTSD vets and hero's! CHECK THE FACEBOOK TO DONATE AND HELP!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to TOPLESS CLEANER SAMMI and WHY BDA WAS CANCELLED BY HULU and CAT FANCY!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Wease, BJ McNaughty, Bob Lonsberry and ASK YOU for a report card! We did... well... GREAT!
Rizzo & Jeff are celebrating 1 year of being in Rochester and Brother Wease call into the show
Rizzo and Jeff talk OJ Simpson and then discuss Music's Most Dazzling Moustache's. This was FUN!!!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss the King, Frogmore, TV Shows that make you go to sleep WHENEVER you watch them and top you off with the JNN Jeff News Network News and Sports of the Day! We then get side tracked by INSULTS to Rizzo's Tiddies and chat crackers aka BETTER CHEDDARS!
Rizzo and Jeff talk Allen Ludden riding his forever cowgirl Betty White! Then we talk about the REAL REASON for the Chinese kiss machine, discuss politics and IF it matters to a relationship! Jeff then is distracted by Rizzo's anger at a man named KIRBY. The show also has guest Pete Holdreith to talk about SELF IMPOUNDING CARS and the JNN strikes flaccid again!
Rizzo and Jeff talked about the time old tradition of PR. That's Pickle Racin... Then the KING is getting a BUM DEAL on his coronation as Rizzo discovers being a Minimalist is BEST! We also delve into Kelsey Grammars new flick where he cries and Talk Terry with a side of Tiddies!
Rizzo and Jeff OK... here we go. This was on me (Rizzo) I tried to talk Chips and Jeff was bullying me not too
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Dr. John Tomecek about defeating SUPERPIG and how HIGH DALE would save Macedon! We get into Vending Machine Eclairs, 4 Day work weeks, Local News that is SCARY, JNN Sports fails again and we try to pack the TIDS with a man who has C CUPS and can not find LOVE! A HECK of a show! This one had it all
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Dr. John Tomecek the chair of the NATIONAL WILD PIG TASK-FORCE who explains what a HUGE PROBLEM SUPERPIG is and schools us on Feral Pigs!
Rizzo and Jeff give you an OJ update and chat about WHAT being FAT sounds like! Then we find out that BEHAR is a horny lass with Liam Neison. The JNN and JNN sports have stretched themselves a bit thin and saying we discuss say I LOVE YOU to friends. We finish with McKnight Tiddies!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about Judge Busey and read PSA's before recapping the 21 second pee and Rizzo's visit to Erie Pa, HOME of John DiTullio!
Rizzo and Jeff chat BEST TV BFF'S and NOBODY could agree! Then Daddy Checks in and we talk Bills and Manwhich's before Rizzo creates an app called PTN (PUBIS TO NECK) where you only show pics from below neck to Pubis top!
Rizzo and Jeff find prison Pen Pals for Rochester and THERE ARE SOME HOTTIES! Today we also talked Bologna and the convos Rizzo will have with his boss on the "RIDE HOME" Then we spoke about 4 square wiping and NON FLACCID TIDZ... #winning
Rizzo and Jeff debate a crazy couple who stayed together AFTER a woman tried to have him killed 5X and shot in the head.... Married 56 years!!!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about Happy Songs based on science... The Beach Boys are the WORST!!! Talking JNN Sports and being caught while doing the HOME BEAT off! We finish on why Balls are wrinkled and the TIDZ!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about Rizzo's new lady BABY HANDS and why she has not responded to his V DAY TEXT! Then we talk WORST LOVE MAKIN TUNES!!! Sorry Lou!
Rizzo and Jeff open with JNN SPORTS and then chat with the locals about the Batavia police chase. What WHIP says "yo I am from Batavia" Then we ride to Fast Food stores to eat GROSS FISH and talk eating (NOT THAT KIND) in bed!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about Rizzo's new lady friend, his first date and what IF ANYTHING he should do for Valentines Day! Then we talk about the WORST F WORD... FAT BOY and end with Barney revivals and Pa's Tiddy's! Drink me in ladies!
Rizzo and Jeff ARE PISSED! We open with the BS Super Bowl Call, Delve into the JNN happenings before fighting about JNN sports! Daddy Jeff cheers us up and FINALLY Hailey Lewis joins us to GLOAT from KC!
Rizzo and Jeff REALLY go in on Rizzo's TIDZ while finding flat and flappy is where they seem to stay! As for The Super bowl THIS is the SPORTSY PODCAST with Local KC SPORTS ANCHOR HAILEY who is ready to talk crap about the Eagles. The JNN Sports was given a facelift and DADDY gave his FINAL FB picks on the year!
Rizzo and Jeff are trying HARD to chat about what makes dating hard in 2023 when a man from DR PHIL aka POEM GUY called to talk about his fireman calendar! We then had people say nice words about his poem for Fall Out Boy tickets and then delve DEEP into sensual girl porn.
Rizzo and Jeff open with JNN SPORTS, try and find a GREAT LOCAL Roast Beef and how to know if you are raising a baja kid. Then we chat the pill that is vibrating in your colon until you poop... People LOVE IT
Rizzo and Jeff befuddled by 2nd Gentleman and First Lady's HOT LIP LOCK! then we give Fall Out Boy tickets to someone who BEST describes Doug's Kisses!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about what Jeff saw while Rizzo was in with the boss... He needs a ride home. A 5 hour drive that Rizzo expects 5 smoke stops... Then we get into SMELLS we LOVE!
Rizzo and Jeff describe IN DETAIL ANDY REIDS BODY and man it was HOTT! Started with his new Mac and Chee and just turned up the heat from there! YOU ARE WELCOME!
Rizzo SPICES UP your V-Day Jeff Launches JNN SPORTS... Oh yea there may be a naughty bit here and there... DONT TELL ANYONE!!! Let's get it on!
Rizzo and Jeff try and get you to come out of the Food Closet! Then we chat Grammy Snubs like Foreigner before making up our own holidays! We are TIRED of people whining about the day after the Super bowl!!!
Rizzo and Jeff chat with a Montana News man who was in the area of the Chinese Spy balloon! Then Jeff throws a fit because the JNN is not the new toy so we debate JNN SPORTS and talk to Daddy Jeff
Rizzo and Jeff talk about SELF PLEASURE! Kate chimes in... The TIDZ are sad and informative and a man raise rent 1400 and people are KILLING HIM for it!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about your Pets who WATCH you have sex and how 80% of people are OK with it!
Rizzo and Jeff chat today about the FAREWELL of Phil McGraw! This hit home as we also delved deep into Kathy Bates as Matlock and we end with Rizzo's FIRST TASTE of failure... The Tiddy's are HACKY today!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to comedian Steph D'Agistino the woman going viral for a GHOSTED EXIT SURVEY and Papa laid some game!
Rizzo and Jeff talk that 47 years ago today TERRY BRADSHAW shatter the glass ceiling for ATHLETE ARTISTS!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about this weekends games with Daddy Jeff and move on to the Superbowl! We then treat you to JNN yummy's
Rizzo and Jeff talk nudist old men hang outs and delve into the "POOH" psychology that is used to diagnose people then shake it ANDY GRIFFITH those TIDDYS are all for you!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss High Dale and his homes 200th birthday! Macedon is getting CRAZY... Rizzo's Tiddy's and Jay Leno is OUT OF CONTROL!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Rachael Gross who has made NATIONAL NEWS by being bullied by a nasty Tom Turkey. She needed our help! Then Rizzo LOSES IT... CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER because of a listener sang HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GENE SISKEL!
Rizzo and Jeff talk getting Lewie's in a Coffee shop that is NOW INTERNATIONAL! It costs 65.00! Then we discuss sex cop turned "Stripper" for 5K a show Megan Hill and best UNDER the radar fries! We finish with Japan and the 10 phrases we NEED to know according to the Japan Government!
Rizzo & Jeff Paula POUNSTONE drives a Subaru and has a cat! Then we discuss OLD MAN FEET!
Rizzo and Jeff talk price of the Cosby house, YOUR OH FACE, Rizzo's Tiddy's and the man who dates the girl who looks 8 REPONDS!
Rizzo and Jeff intro NEW Tiddy's Dead people and menace Turkey's... Oh we got all PROFESSIONAL like on the TIDDY'S... Like Em!
JCC, BDA and YMCA... Is their really any other thing to say about this? Its Don Alhart in a locker room at the JCC and talking about felling fun and fancy free at the Y!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about dating an adult who looks like a child, Tim Allen being naughty a psycho SCREAMING at customer service and Rizzo's TID BIT's
Rizzo and Jeff make a SEXIER SHOW then MILF ISLAND called "Plump Palace" which revs the ROC audience. Then Daddy gives Divisional Round picks and we talk CAKE PEOPLE... YUM!!!!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about police chase songs and the BEST ONES to run from the Cops from! We get good ones but we ALL KNOW the BEST ONE!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Jimmy Z about building a Tiddy Burger and making a challenge that people can win (Three 1lb Bacon Chee's, 1 pound of fries and a 32oz shake) ALSO, Irsay take 40 minute poops
Rizzo and Jeff GET A REAL ROSIE DOLL!!! Then talk about people who look like they just STINK! Talkin to you Busey!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Jay Withey who saved 24 LIVES in Buffalo Blizzard after he was DENIED SHELTER BY 10 families! Without him, 60% more people would have died and he came to speak exclusively to Rizzo and Jeff! Then we get BATAVIA DOWNS to help SIGN GUY with a FREE HOTEL, Talk Nude Scenes and RVJ responds to an email! Ending with the JNN besting TIDDYS once again!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to a man who saved 24 lives because 10 people DENIED HIM a place to get warm (offering $500 a person) is awarded SUPERBOWL tickets by the Bills. Those people who DID NOT let him is why he saved 24 lives! WHAT AN INTERVIEW... WOW
Rizzo and Jeff TRUST your proctologist, Honduran Luggage being found and we get DADDYS PLAYOFF PICS!!! Oh and the FINAL Tiddy of the week!
Rizzo and Jeff learn Jeff has been given a new nickname by the audience... WANG! He is having a HARD TIME adjusting (pun intended) We get into TID BITS and Talk Weggies Meatloaf!
Rizzo and Jeff build a local ROC rail line, give the latest on our quest for OJ to talk about the Bills, talk toilet gender reveals and WE HELP UNCLE SAM LIVE ON THE SHOW!
Rizzo and Jeff chat breakfast, Steadman's naughty mom and her ANTI OPRAH statements before we talk FART FAIRYS and Rizzo's Tiddy's aka TID BITS!
Rizzo and Jeff chat with Josh Browden from DONOTPAY inc who has invented a virtual lawyer to fight for you IN COURT! Crazy!
Rizzo and Jeff READ YOUR PERSONALITY by the Cereal you eat! Its a new study and its AMAZING!
Rizzo and Jeff chat Chucks SEXY FEET Prince Harry's frosty Peen and ANGRY ELDER HATERAID... Take a sip!
Rizzo and Jeff talk George Wendt and his Curly Cue's and fads of yesteryear... Meanwhile WE GET A CALL from someone who wants to speak to our Boss.. WHAT DID WE DO!
Rizzo and Jeff find out that if people were the size of Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman the world would be WAY CLEANER! Then we delve into creating a master procreator! Oh U2 SUCKS!!!
Rizzo and Jeff chat about the Robot named Rosie at McArdles so we get the Skinny about that Sassy Robot and relive times we got "Caught"
Rizzo and Jeff like all of you are devastated at what happened go Damar Hamlin. We begin the day discussing if having OJ Simpson on would be interesting! We left it up to you guys! Then we speak to Matt Perino from Syracuse.com about being at the game and end with JOSH COLLINS the Bengals fan who wrote the sign for Hamlin that was seen all over the world last night!
Rizzo and Jeff get Daddy Jeff's last picks before the holiday and get a SB preview! Also we look to plan our next years guests... Who do you want to hear, oh and a X MAS SPECIAL GIFT: A Holiday MERM!!!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Ken Deland Sr. about his new statement released today and then delve into the CAT IN THE HAT and the sexy belly button!
Rizzo welcomes back the Pleasure Machine and talk OJ, Porn Addiction on the rise and FINALLY THE COMING of the WHALE!!!!
Rizzo and Jeff read their FIRST X MAS CARDS EVER! Then we speak to Daddy Jeff after his BYE week and reflect on TLC SHOWS and MILF Island!
Rizzo and Jeff recount the horrifying tire blow out on the thruway and how he made it through! Then WET PANTS make an appearance...
Rizzo and Jeff try to do a show and are somehow mistaken for directory assistance. First a Canadian Flower Driver is visiting the ROC and needs a place to watch the game. We help him, then we Talk Terry and his XMAS gifts and finally Chucky Mancuso wraps it all up with FOOT OILS and Cancer Cures... FINALLY we get more info regarding KENNY DELAND JR
Rizzo and Jeff talk to KEN DELAND SR about the update that KEN JR was spotted... WE CALLED HIM AND ASKED... HEAR WHAT THE FAMILY SAYS! That's the ONLY SOURCE!
Rizzo tries to get Jeff in the holiday mood with HOFF and CHEETA GIRLS before a listener reminds us that OUR DEAR WING was putting out albums!!!! Have a VERY WING CHRISTMAS.... Oh yea we also chat SEXY TRAMP STAMPS
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Father and Step Mother Ken Sr. and Jennifer about the local missing student who has made world wide headlines. We are trying to help FIND KEN! Here is a more in depth look at him, his family and why this is so troubling!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss what a BAJA is and where it came from. We also try to find the poster man or woman for BAJAGALOOPS and 600 ppl cant get enough! Release me Mayor Lee
Rizzo and Jeff explore Hookers and Blow for Christmas and chat why UNCLE TERRY is being RUDE!!!
Rizzo and Jeff discover MANY local politicians after an Iowa Mayor posed nude for a charity calendar! We put together our own featuring HIGH DALE, HARRY BRONSON, AVON'S JAMES HARRISON and MAYOR SUPERSTAR JOE LEE....
Rizzo and Jeff realize Daddy Jeff is the PRINCE OF PICS at 31-6-1 and the JNN recant the weekend happenings?
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Daddy Jeff get his PICKS for the weekend! Talk to Raul form Golden Corral, Learn about Gay George Wendt and Talk to BDA... WHAT A WEEK!
Rizzo and Jeff hang out and grant JT his wish of coming a co hosting the show! He wanted to have a MERM OFF and showed Rizzo Up! ALso gave good advice on how to meet and win over ladies! Thanks JT!!! Then we discuss Bologna, Olive Garden, Cookies and HAPPY SLACKS!
Rizzo and Jeff begin reminiscing about school nurses and somehow found someone who told us there is a test to check your PUBIS for 7th and 8th graders to play varsity! Well... Pull em' down cause were exploring what the hell this is about! Tanner Score?
Rizzo and Jeff find a Texas man named Raul came on the show to talk about Henrietta Golden Corral and HIS FAMOUS LIVER and ONIONS! HE BROUGHT IT HERE!!!!
Rizzo & Jeff PART 2 with BDA Don Alhart ends swimmingly, Rizzo updates how things are with his lady and finally WE FIND A GAY WENDT! #BlessYouKirstieAlley
Rizzo and Jeff hang with the GOV on NY, Chat with James Grimes who survived 20 hours at sea floating and end with PART 1 of 2 in our Don Alhart career retrospective! Tomorrow at 5pm, Don's FUTURE at 13 WHAM!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to BIG DON ALHART, The man the myth and legend! Part 1 Day 1 of the 2 day 2 part career retrospective. MERRY CHRISTMAS from RIZZO & JEFF!!! 5pm we conclude tomorrow!
Rizzo and Jeff chat Nasalingus and who is the King and Queen of the Schnoz! Who's nose would we make LOVE TOO if called upon.... NOT TELLING (have to listen)
Rizzo and Jeff Talk to hero dad a man who chased down a guy who carjacked and kidnapped his his kids. Other topics include PILK, Brazen Beat Off and Elmo's and Cosmo's!
Rizzo and Jeff BEAT all local news outlets and find out WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN TOWN!!! The Movie TURN ME ON is about feelings, sex and the Government! Wanna know all about it.... LISTEN NOW.... ALL IS REVEALED!
Rizzo and Jeff on the hunt for Santa picture prices and hit up the Eastview Mall... On hold 7 min and Hung Up on... We are a disgrace!
Rizzo and Jeff try to talk about something and a call turns the tables and we unravel! Feral Cats and Cocaine Bear... Yup! That's It!
Rizzo and Jeff saddened to learn that Doug Emblidge's last day was today and WE WERE NOT ASKED TO SAY BYE! We could do better than the Mayor and Drew Barrymore! Then we talk Roker and Oprah... Real NEWSY DAY!
Rolling Stone released the BEST TV theme songs and Rizzo and Jeff think, There are WAY better songs FROM shows THAN their Theme Songs! Example: Smelly Cat VS Friend Theme!
Rizzo and Jeff check in with Daddy Jeff who went 4-0 this week and calls the Bills Game for this week! Then Rizzo & Jeff turn their attention to BEST FROZEN PIZZAS... SOME OF YOU.... YUCK!
Rizzo and Jeff ALL THE BEST STUFF as a Thanksgiving Treat since September, ALL IN ONE EPISODE! We have LYELL, Bugels, HBO softcore porn, ANDY REID SEXINESS and SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! Happy Turkey Day ALL! Enjoy your Rizzo and Jeff!
Rizzo and Jeff talk Silver Slinkys, Boiling Onions, Icy Haciendas and other STANDARD Gam Gam ism's that NOBODY has ever heard of!!! SHAME ON YOU!
Rizzo and Jeff have ONE MORE visit with Daddy Jeff before Thanksgiving! He was READY with some LOCKED PICKS and PARLAYS! Hint: Take the Over on Bills TD's (3.5) Knox (BIG DAY) and predicts the Bills vs Lions, Giants vs Dallas and Vikings vs Pats.... ITS ALL HERE!!!! DA BILLS!!!
Rizzo and Jeff say goodbye to HIGH DALE whose last day was TODAY! We then try to cheer people up with the JNN before getting WING in your ear and the dirtiest song ever written from 1922! This show would make DALE PROUD! LOVE YA MAN!!!!
Rizzo and Jeff are gentleman but lets be honest! Date 3 you all wanna know! Well, Find out HERE!
Rizzo and Jeff Talk to WWE Superstar Drew McIntyre before introducing the world to 21 year old student and TAX COLLECTOR of 40 million bucks from NC. We delve deep into Sac and LIVER and ONIONS.... YUCK!!!
Rizzo and Jeff AGAIN on with 1600 Penn! This time Deputy Seretary of the Interior Tommy Beaudrow and get onto the issues of the day! 3rd date jitters, chopping peen and my secret Pizza Kissey!
Rizzo and Jeff trying to figure out the LEGAL reasons behind the Marijuana issues surrounding why local dispensaries can not open after a court ruling! Jason and Britni Tantalo from Flower City Dispensaries chat about it and its LOCAL effects!
Rizzo and Jeff begin the show with mitten chat as the JNN is in need of official news gear. Daddy Jeff discusses the Bills and how we are all feeling... LOST! We then have a Bulgarian woman try to sell us a sexy man sized bear, A Jeff Goldblum SEXMAS song, Burnt Food chats and Call Momma Rizzo and talk Menopause with her and Rod Stewart!!! Oh and do we get DBA today????
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Daddy Jeff, How to improve ROC gas stations, shake-n-bake, TERRIBLE FAMILY COOKS, Pullin peen and delve into a VERY SAD JNN!!!
Rizzo and Jeff talk Andy Reid's body for 13 minutes as he was voted the 2nd SEXIEST coach in the NFL by women with a SEX SCORE of 9.13
Rizzo and Jeff talk about how Rizzo's 1st date went! We went to Flight West and had a good time! Was the night SEALED WITH A KISS? Find out!
Rizzo and Jeff talk HBO turning 50! Then Rizzo has a HOTT DATE we ask for cheesy pick up lines and then we end with Shandling's HIGH SPEED DSL!!!!
Rizzo and Jeff build BDA up (That's Big Don Alhart) to be People's and Rochesters SEXIEST MAN alive pitting him against ALL TV TALENT and DiTullio! Then we have Girkin Chat, Fat Plane seats, speak to Sal about Josh Allen and end with the TNT line and BEST POLITICAL COMMERCIALS on Election Day!
Rizzo and Jeff talk nice ways to tell someone you are fat while fighting with the White House! Then we delve into when you begin to feel your age and a woman who runs a Sandwich Etiquette School teaches us how to much Manwich and we end on Hetsko and Big Don's D!
Rizzo and Jeff confront BOB LONS talk Orpah and the FAKE BILLS FANS! Not to mention getting SCREWED by the WHITE HOUSE!
Rizzo and Jeff confront Bob Lons before we use a hidden camera and DECOY sandwich. 3 1/2 hours later, STOLEN AGAIN! It can NOT BE BOB AGAIN CAN IT! Go to the video 2 hours 29 minutes and 44 seconds in... HELP!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss why Bob Lonsberry is a THIEF! He stole Rizzo's Sammy. As if that wasn't crazy enough someone believes Biden is Dead and being played by James Woods. Tuna and Sauce make its GROSS WAY onto the show before ending with Dad Rock and Pee Pads!
Rizzo and Jeff begin the day looking for an answer to WTH Euchre is. Still not getting it we move on to a woman who accidently went to a wishy washy for an erotic message and Chucky Mancuso (a caller) tells us how he made a sex table for his wife! Then we begin our EVERYDAY Halloween Masked people narrowing down to Rocky Dennis, Grace Coddington, MJ and Smiling Jerry Sandusky! YUCK!
Rizzo & Jeff Talk to the White House... AGAIN! Why do they think we are the RIGHT PLACE to go for messaging! VOTE how you will with that knowledge. Then we get A SUPER PREDICTION from Monroe Ave Daddy Jeff, and CHAT BAD ASS OLDS!!!
Dirty Bananas & Bills Stadium chat with us trying to find the right job for OJ! We revamped Family Circle, Put Marv to work, Thurman Thomas selling Dinty Moore, Jim Kelly in the Kelly Kannon and Scott Norwood has to move your junk if its hanging to the right!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss proper Orgy age and how Rizzo ALMOST was part of one by accident at age 20! He did not want to NOT PLEASURE everyone so he backed out! Men acted like they were tough, WOMEN were honest and said THEY WOULD RATE performance! Rizzo was Right, Jeff was being Poo Poo as usual!
Rizzo and Jeff Re release the "Hump & Pump" because the Yankees LOST! New and Improved.... Thoughts!
Rizzo and Jeff on National Have a Cry day, get you chocked up by telling us the songs that get to you and why! We narrow it down to 5 with NUMBER 1, being a bit controversial! No XMAS SHOES or SARAH PUPPY SONG!!!
Rizzo and Jeff talk BEST DUOS EVER and discuss the LOSER who has turned THESBIAN Brendan Frasier.... YOU MADE ONE GOOD MOVIE!!!
Rizzo and Jeff work to bust new artists on the radio, yet Brenda was a FLOP! We found ROC songs but everyone felt WESTSIDE RULES was the best! What about us East Siders? Then Jeff goes on location to meet the Monroe Ave Football Daddy's who came to our office! Fat ppl on planes and TONS of craziness as usual! EASTSIDE!!!
SCREW YOU ELON! Rizzo and Jeff are making a cologne BY ROC for ROC and its Called Lyell.
LYELL contains: Crack, Genny Cream, Grinded Meats, Boss Sauce, Delta Sonic Suds, Blunts, Natty Daddys, Bausch and Lomb contacts REAL NY Apples, Lilac's and Yellow Mustard tones!
Rizzo and Jeff celebrate Farmers and the BEST ONES that have been on TV and in Movies! HEE HAW
Train Guys are cool and Texas Pete and other brand that have been lying to us get called out. We are going to sue Willy Amos aka FAMOUS AMOS.... Famous our tukas!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Elizabeth Meisenzahl from Mercy High (Class of 2019) who will be on Jeopardy TOMORROW NIGHT! We ask her about being on the show, being selected, the Buzzer Ken Jennings and WHY HER DAD DOESNT KNOW WHO WON!!!
Rizzo and Jeff delve into Monroe Ave Football Daddy's mishaps, a 49 year old college walk on FB player and porridge!
Rizzo and Jeff transform into Pete and Pete when the seek out the Monroe Ave Mafia Daddy who BLEW THE WORLD AWAY with his EXACT Bills prediction! What is he calling for this week? HINT: Rob Johnson, Tiny Hands, A Blunt and McDermott! Then a man who tweeted about NORM MCDONALD and has had the SWAT at his home 6x this year. 6 days ago being the last! Finally we get Sassy with 87 year old Sally Jesse who wants to get LAID NOW.
For the Love of Sinbad and Arnold looking for a Christmas toy last minute- Today has been a Journey! Rizzo and Jeff ran into some gobblin women in time square, swung by the zoo in Philly with Shaq to square up with Joey the albino Gorilla, and went on a quest for Tom Brady's next wife! Anniston, Ben Afflecks Maid, Amber Heard de-pooped, and the Vice President were on on the field and in play! Excuse the stress levels- pa and chee have to be SLAM DUNK JUDGES! Do you Tube at work? Admit it!
Rizzo and Jeff talk Loretta Lynn, Micron, talk about smoking weed with Streisand and WAIT ON THE WHITEHOUSE... AND... WAIT!
Rizzo and Jeff discover that the Monroe Daddies ARE BETTER THAN ANYONE in the ROC at BILLS TALK! We go back to Meigs cant find our daddy and he calls the show! Then we chat Steve Irwin on Money and who we would put on Bills... I.E. a beat up Carter
Rizzo and Jeff turn the Monroe Natty Daddies into prognosticators of points and #MAFIAMAYHEM on Monroe Ave. Will they TIE? Then Tom Hanks 4 BEST Movies According to him!
Judge, Lasagna and the Talk Back Button messages we get and have neglected... HOT CROSSED BUNZ ANYONE!
Rizzo and Jeff trying to do a topic about nudes and who gets them in a divorce are RIPPED by a man who was ready to beat it to our HOT NUDE SCENE #1 pick FROM 5 DAYS AGO and instead got SCARED TURTLE!!!
Rizzo and Jeff are in charge of the entertainment for this years Halftime Show and we need YOUR help! Cher? The Goo Goo Dolls? Slipknot? Snoop & OJ?! As far as food names like that go, we postulated what would be tastiest names for a cannibal to eat? And the response WAS OVERWHELMING! Based on your picks we are over 2 dozen people in one 5 course meal! Drew Barrymore’s name was not mentioned in that, but her sex life was discussed. Unfortunately that led to Pa completely outing his Gam Gam as a mistress in the early 2000’s! Now she won’t take his calls. How long could YOU go without gettin laid? Cuz you’re ALL lying. To keep you honest again we took a list of one hit wonders! Bet you won t guess ours!
Rizzo and Jeff appreciate red heads on this "RED HEAD APPRECIATION DAY" and get Grace Coddington Trending in NYS! Then we talk best NUDE SCENES IN FLIMS... Monsters Ball, Black Swan, Fast Times, Risky Business and reveal #1..... KATHY BATES in About Schmidt!
Rizzo & Jeff Add 5 More LOCAL LEGENDS to Statue Park and it wasn't easy. Wease lost his Schmoop for a bit BUT gained it back. Abby Wambach, Rob Wegman, Tom Golisano and a FEW Surprises rounded out 2022's inductions. 2023 is going to be hard!
Rizzo and Jeff began today talking Fat guy soda only to be reminded the ULTIMATE FAT SODA is Diet Coke! We then discuss USELESS instruments that had us BLOWING GRASS and talkin' MANDATED RECORDER IN THE ROC! While singing about LOAF rest assured SPACE FORCE needed a new song where Ernie and Burt pushed their beds together and sang about the Moon! RELEASE ME JIM HENSON
National News and audio, Pete and Pete with coach and woody for sports, weather stroke and shares, regional interview with the owner of Alfredo's, Monroe County Fire Wire, LIVE Traffic, and Politics.... FIRST AT 4 AND LIVE AT 5 IT S THE JNN.... Fight Me!
Rizzo asks Jeff to be his WINGMAN and they decide to head to Vinyl! They quickly realize they are WAY to old to be there so Jeff drops his duties watches the Fight and Poppa Walks home mad! Then we talk BEST Chick Flicks EVER! Kathy Bates REALLY makes it into many... oddly!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss overplayed songs, why the Beatles suck and more nonsense songs like Happy! Then we delve deep into YOUR CHILDHOOD and we talk about things no longer here or discontinued that we want back! IE, Friendly's, Jolt, 123 Jello and more!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss Rosie Play and honeypot back out there and VIP LEARN NEIGH ARE GIVEN THE GIFT of Roc's BUZZO and THE HAMMER! Thank You for this day!
Rizzo and Jeff celebrate Ben Savage, talk forgotten celebs, how to touch a woman right and a pleasure and workplace peen!
Rizzo and Jeff talk Rizzo going BALD which is BEAUTIFUL, Tommy Lee spreading cheeks and BEST BINGE TV SHOWS!
Rizzo and Jeff end the week talking to Gator Guy! His arm was bitten off by a gator and he was in the wild for 3 days. Then Momma Rizzo Checks in and we talk Cowardly Lion. The JNN Fails and Sean McDermott is a but off in his presser!
Rizzo and Jeff saddened by the Queens sudden death are not happy Charles is KING! Rizzo and Jeff try to nominate a new successor in honor of ER2!
Rizzo and Jeff flabbergasted by their bosses love of KING RALPH and Goodman flicks we delve into his body of work!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Matthew Wernig the man behind 50 dates 50 states. He has been everywhere and picks one woman to go on a trip to Puerto Rico! This man inspired Pa aka Rizzo to do the 10 Town Rebound Tour! Hop aboard ladies!
Rizzo and Jeff catch up with Kyle Gordy a man who is fathering children for free all over the world... and YES his aim is clear from 20 into a cup! Great Guy!
Rizzo and Jeff celebrate 50 years of the Price is Right by putting Bob Barker in the Octagon. Then we play a game of DEAD or ALIVE with people you REALLY are unsure about and round it out talking to Henry the owner of HA Farms who has had a Female Angus Cow missing for 3 weeks and who was last seen on 09-01? We investigate.
Rizzo and Jeff are reminded of a simpler time. A time when Gam Gam grew peaches and danced under a windmill. We are talking the times of old when the USA was a place where Friendly's was a HOT SPOT and Fribble's we a date night special!
Rizzo and Jeff take a slow yummy walk and a sip of that Ol' Sweet Succulent Reba as she becomes "THE HAMMER" deets forthcoming but its LIFETIME flick and she is a TOUGH TALKIN JUDGE who goes undercover at a Brothel! Then we get jammed up from our REBAFEST to hear from Dirty Fred Durst and his 40 dollar Halloween extravaganza!
Rizzo and Jeff speak to Teighlor, a woman who has gone viral for video taping a pilot telling someone to stop sending nudes! She tells us what the nudes were how her and her husband went looking for him and if the nude man had an only fans and it was a buck an inch how much would it cost.... Lets say... 4 bucks!!!!
Rizzo and Jeff turn to Gravy wrestling as a Peace offering to everyone! You Go Gravy you stay classy.
Rizzo and Jeff STUNNED today to learn 60% of people can NOT identify where their Rectum is and find more people know about their Wenis'
Rizzo and Jeff try to get to the bottom of the Matt Ariaza scandal. We spoke to Jane Doe's attorney and today Matt's Attorney. What did we learn, NO SETTLEMENT OFFERED BY MATT (it was his parents) MATT WILL NOT BE ON ANY VIDEO (according to his attorney) and Kerry has been in constant contact with the DA regarding charges.
Rizzo opened his mouth and now the audience got to get the goods on Pa and his loving habits.... Naughty!
Rizzo and Jeff find out Weird Al has had quite a ROMP with some sexy ladies. We try to figure out who are some of AL'S Gals!!!
Rizzo and Jeff investigate a shooting and realize aside from the city violence that NOBODY knows the JNN. We then are in a confrontation from a woman who makes the JNN out to be joke, so we came out looking for a slogan... "JNN First on Scene, FIGHT ME"
Former Bills Punter Matt Arazia who has been accused of serious allegations including Rape has been the topic of discussion in Bills Country as of late. We spoke AT LENGTH and asked YOUR QUESTIONS to Dan Gilleon "Jane Doe" (The accusers attorney. We found out when the Bills knew, how they found out and why there have not been charges. We also learned a few things that Mr. Gilleon is looking for to heal his client! A MUST LISTEN! PERIOD!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss the INSANE 9 step plan to use the bathroom. Realize, Request, Relinquish, Remember, Return, Recite, Retrieve, Realize (again) and Relief!
Rizzo and Jeff hear from NBC Sports Anchor and Wait on Jane Doe Attorney and have some HAHAHA's with song!
Rizzo and Jeff have copious amounts of blue chew and looking to try the new trend of renting a U Haul to take a date out! After speaking to the local U Haul Gibbs Street location we sprung for a Dr. Pepper, and got the Pleasure Machine on wheels! Your suggestions took us to white ladies castle, lovers lane, cobbs hill, the Boston Market parking lot, and even Wease’s Driveway.
Rizzo and Jeff discover the WORST reality shows... That is UNTIL, Tommy took "That's so Brady" out of the #1 spot and gave us "Louie in the FN Pool"
Dr. Nicosia and wife Mary held a press conference and WE GOT BANNED.... But we still learned some valuable lessons mostly the Attorney was NOT HELPFUL!
We will win your heart with a Woop a Loo and Big Willie our BLASPHEMOUS list of movie soundtracks. Your picks were way better, Rochester. What’s your Vietnam song? Tie a yellow ribbon round the old Oak Tree, it’s Rizzo and Jeff on 95.1! Where the hell is Richard Simmons 8pm on FOX!!!
Rizzo and Jeff as Dino Palmiotto about his 250,000.00 bid to secure Prince Harry's Underwear. His answer: HE IS A STUD and HE WILL BUILD A SHRINE! We also asked about some other Undies he would buy, little low on WHOOPI but went 5 million on the Queen's Mirkin! Whew What a Week!
Steven took us through the steps to weaponize crows, which may or may not include a high Dale mask and baby ducklings. This guy is Quakers! WE LOVE HIM!
Happy Belated Birthday Reginald VelJohnson! We got so distracted by the CD’s 40th anniversary we forgot! What was your first cd? We made a list of Rochester’s top 6 FIRST CD’s that YOU owned to take out of the binder. Pa and Chee got a visit from the owner of the first THC facilities being allowed by the state of NY. Don’t drop out names to the cops. To avoid being called poor, broke, busted and disgusted we ran out and picked up ‘Now That’s What I Call Dad Rock!’ Toto, Lou Gramm, Creed, The Beaver Brown Man, Natalie Imbruglia and Burt Bacharach were all on here?! That’s just great button pushing marketing I guess. How did Buzz Lightyears wings open in there?!
Just another Tuesday on Rizzo and Jeff with an extra stop at Wegners. To get in to shape for the 74 year old size queens with weird bellybuttons- Pa and Chee went to fat camp! At least they tried and learned how to hunt in the process. With those new skills, the adventure took us to Taiwan for a short time or a long time. We ll stick to water Mamasan. For background noise we broke down a list of shows like the office, king of the hill, American pickers, Star Trek, and we hear there is good stuff on channel 175 but we didn't pay for our cable to go that high. Line up for your on-air spankings and iHeart will not be held responsible. Just remember the phrase that pays! It starts with Giraffe.
Rizzo and Jeff’s ‘Prank Call A Palooza’ went off the rails quickly. So we went to some old reliables… Royal Undies, Mama June, Arbusto, Whoopi, and Celebrity Crimes. Poor Pee Wee. We attempted to reach out to the local dentist at the center of a major controversy, and offered an open forum. And the offer stands. Then Pa and Chee broke down a list of some of the ‘worst bands of all time’ according to science. Pearl Jam, The Doors, Nirvana… and who else? You want more Jethro Tull? Tread lightly. One, Two, Wendts coming for you! KISS sucks, sorry Zach. What’s that again about Celtics Math?!
If you have any fears of being tipped over in a porta potty- today is not your day. Pa & Chee had to go used car shopping for the best ride to make love in. In that search we heard from Racing Randy, Mr Ed, and Zach even popped in for hog chat! We were about to settle on a sweet Monte Carlo with no car fax, until Officer Carl Winslow showed up! Pa s quest for love went off by land or by sea and he debated signing up for FarmersOnly and SeaCaptainsOnly. For snacks we tried Tripe, Chicken Feet, and Balut. What the hell happened to all that prep?
Rizzo and Jeff talk to the crying CEO who has gone viral for posting himself crying after "letting go 2 employees" Braden Wallake spoke to Rizzo and Jeff about his viral picture, how he makes 250.00 a week, lives in a van and explained how he chose who to fire... how he did it and what he thinks about being vilified!
Rizzo and Jeff begin the day with optimism. They KNEW the Toronto Cheese Man would accept their "Domingo Show" offer. But he lawyered up and the wife said TAKE THAT MONEY AND RUN.... its only cheese after all. Then a person call Jack and Molly asks about dandruff and V05 and we end with songs that made TV and Movies better.... Were Pooped!
Rizzo and Jeff offer Angel Domingo a once in a lifetime experience and he was ABOUT TO TAKE IT.... Find out why "Cheese Stick Man" Pulled out after what he called "The BEST OFFER thus far"
Rizzo and Jeff found Angel Domingo who paid THOUSANDS to post a billboard in Toronto and has made world wide news is looking for a trade for his piece of STRING CHEESE. So far he has turned down cars, women, money and 840K in Bitcoin! Rizzo and Jeff offered him a "Once in a lifetime Opportunity... The Domingo Show on Radio 951...He says its his BEST OFFER BY FAR! He will mull it over and we will get his answer at 4pm!!! DO NOT MISS IT!!!
Rizzo and Jeff stunned at the reaction and asks have decided to give you THROAT GUY unedited and in full glory! IF YOU KNOW THIS MAN... We want him back! IF YOU LISTEN TO NOTHONG ELSE THIS YEAR!
Rizzo and Jeff apologize to any and all celebrities that had their feelings hurt by this episode... WE MET THROAT GUY. Whoopi of course, but she’s sleeping at friends house-we’re on a break. We got into talking video game systems, but then Rubber Band Man, AC/DC, The Foo, and Carrie Underwood were bumping on the stereo in the Lincoln on our way to the DMV. What Vanity Plate will Pa choose?! Chee got into a debate over the real Nature Boy while we waited- WOOOO! He was still upset about losing at wheel last night. SEND ANOTHER Z PACK MA!!RIP to Olivia Newton John. Cancer sucks.
Rizzo and Jeff talk with Kelly Hansen current Lead singer of Foreigner about Lou Gramm who said "Mick Jones" told Kelly to Mimic him on a podcast this week. We ask him about that and if they AVOID the ROC in this telling podcast.
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Funny middle names, Sasquatch noises, foreigner announcement, wrestling was on last night, Arbusto Whoopi, nothing bad about Bob at all… WHERE S PRINCESS PEACH?! Show us your Elmo! Dick Russy- out!
Rizzo & Jeff talk to Suzanne Ferencak, the woman who went viral all over the world for finding "AUDIO EVIDENCE" of Bigfoot! Today she came on the show, and aside from coming on THIS SHOW ONLY BROKE SOME NEWS! This was NOT the first sighting of the Squatch! He actually TOUCHED HER in 2014 and has had multiple encounters.... ONE UP CLOSE!!!!
Rizzo and Jeff Get Fired…. from the Library. To show the range on their resume, Pa & Chee thought back to the days of working at an adult video store to recast Debbie Does Dallas, and team up with Australia on a multi million dollar quest to find DEBBIE! She told us to leave. But on the way out we had to use the restroom and got into an etiquette debate about buffet stalls, whispered sweet baby talk to our lovers, and hopped in the Prelude with a fresh $5 in the tank. We rode around listening to tv songs that should be on the radio: Chip Skylark, School House Rock, Bob’s Burgers, Brady Bunch, Lizzie McGwire, and Lenny and Squiggy were suggested by you, the people. So we made a PAAAAANTHEEEOONNN!! Rochester- if every word word we said- could make you laugh- WE’D TALK FOREVER! RELEASE US JO FROM PALMYRA!
Doreen is cornered by mallard... Wease does not hear it at first cuz he is sleepin... so she is taking a flapping... but he WAKES like the trained soldier man he is to see it finally! Wease runs in for the save, the mallard leapfrogs the Wease and spins are like 'what's up?!' Wease rips his shirt open like a HULKAMANIAC aka Hulk Hogan... and for good measure... he drops trow... shmoop hangin naked Wease- THE BELL RINGS and it s on... Showtime!
I Want My Pa & Cheeeeee! ‘You’re on Sports Talk with Pete & Pete!’ We promise Rochester- you’re all not being Punk’d as part of their reunion- We Still Have Jobs! Running through of the worst MTV Shows we met Takita, Kowie, Pete Wentz, Wilmer Valderama, an Elvis Impersonator on his way to surgery to get in Playgirl, and your mama. If you blinked you missed some real gems- we tried the Joe Biden challenge, went sucking on a chili dog, broke down Bovine math, and pioneer finances. If YOU don’t want to have to worry about finances again visit the Radio 95.1 Facebook page for details. Kelly Rippa poofed in with diet advice, and we started running the tugboat outta here starting with her and other tv show hosts that need to be isolated on our island. These are ALL your calls and texts Rochester- Who’s Going to Cleveland Steamerville?
IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE ZOO TODAY! Uncle Spinny Derbish landed us in the Nana tunnel! Before opening audio was even over Pa and Chee had 19 tarantulas, cats, dogs, ball pythons, bearded dragons, and snapping turtles to feed. Lucky for us it’s National boneless wing day- what’s your sauce? Dark chocolate cherry? BBQ? Garlic Parm? Yellow Mustard? You can pick any sauce you like if you win the ‘Rizzo And Jeff Give You A Billion Dollars But You Have A One In A Billion Chance’ event! Check out Radio95.1’s facebook for details. Canadian kisses, Cyborg Spiders and whimsey. Since we’re with some seniors wheel watchin with Joey, we headed to arts and crafts for nude sculpting icons of a bygone time- Bridget Fonda, Kenny Rogers, Donnie Osmond, Walter Kronkite, President Carter, naked Malboro Man, Groucho Marx, George Lucas?!… THESE WERE YOUR PICKS- NOT OURS! Good Lord, Rochester, get some ranch and carrots with your wings and relax.
Rizzo and Jeff do their best to try and get suspended with pay! The freakin Choco Tacos and Natty Daddies weren’t available in the vending machine, we avoided calling back Monsignor Paquoosa, and after some blubber bashing, Rizzo chose the hill he would die on; and boy are there some bad ways to die according to a mortician. After a little Abe Vigoda torture we were able to turn to the people of Rochester for under rated cartoons. That unfortunately led to us reprimanding each other for a lack of Louie and forgetting Muttley. You people blew up our text machine so bad that the engineer wanted to beat us up! Just when things couldn t get worse… WE HIT THE BIG ONE!! Pa and Chee hit the MegaMillions, bought Farmington, and started a new life! Hetsko, Dr Stop, Gary the Fox, Lonsberry, Sketti Wrestlers, The XFL, French’s, Mama Melissa AND ALL OF YOU will be welcome with open arms in Pleasure Town. Is this Heaven? Just keep the Bovine out of the pool.
It s Monday, and we’re already out of gas! Scoop that custard up off the floor, chug that Arizona and grab ur stogies out of the microwave! If you didn t understand that- maybe you can understand what these celebrities are saying. Ozzy, Charo, Andre the Giant and Boomhower made the list- I tell ya what, plus more of YOUR picks. And SINCE WE LOOOOOVE GOING LIVE ON FACEBOOK SO MUCH- If you can guess our greatest ‘Fat Person song’, Jeff will punch Rizzo right in the kisser! Which is disappointing since Pa is such a generous lover, for the last time WE'RE not lovers. Wash your TOUCE for Mama June, take a left down Jewels backroad and meet us at the Halloween store In downtown Henrietta. Oh- it’s not open til the first. Well at least it’s Shark Week.
Rizzo, Jeff & Bob Lonsberry episode 1. Today there was ALOT to decompress. Our thoughts and prayers are with the family of fallen RPD Officer Tony Mazurkiewicz, killed last night in the line of duty. The legendary Bob Lonsberry stopped by and broke some news. (Separate Podcast as well) We attempted to bring a little levity to a heavy hearted city this Friday! So we put the underwear jokes and fig tree licking aside to have a real discussion. We need to do better Rochester. We live downtown too, and Jeff can t even walk the dog after dark. There is no right answer, but we explored lots of options. AND WE DIDN’T EVEN ASK BOB WHATS ON HIS BOBOLI! Wease a ma tig, toddler Metallica, Falumphagumph, wedding songs, and a 1994 Prelude also made the show. Not in that order.
Rizzo and Jeff decide to sit down for a long discussion about the violence in our city. Rizzo and Jeff LIVE IN the (War Zone) and wanted to have a discourse about what (if anything we can do) We broke that the suspect WAS IN CUSTODY. While we all have different opinions but the ONE THING that seemed to be agreed on is it starts at home. Rizzo was raised by a single mother, Jeff not. Bob thinks the violence is learned behavior while Rizzo and Jeff see it more a matter of circumstance and trying to survive. A VERY DIFFERENT SIDE of Rizzo and Jeff, as we honor Officer Anthony Mazurkiewicz. We all mourn a city with so many issues, so many ideas and fixes and not one solution! A MUST LISTEN!
Rizzo’s coffee date is coming up soon! His Nokia phone is chirping and the 45 year old alarm clock won t stop blaring! So Pa and chee tried to put a twinkle in your eye by opening a Jolt Cola, grabbing a Jefferson jersey, and hopping down the mail chute! Or is it a vacuum? Rizzo tried to get some nudes developed on his disposable camera, but Wegmans said no. The caddy got crapped in by a grizzly bear so we had to catch a ride to the mall in some old Saturn with a boom box, got licked by Justin Guarini, and suffered through TERRIBLE celebrity laughter. Janice, Ester Ku, Pee Wee, and Seth Rogan weren’t nearly as bad as our #1!! Just in case we don’t make it home in time for Wheel- our emo AIM message tells you where to find us.
IT ‘S COMANDO DAY!! Rizz Pappa wore in some fresh leather pants- Sans undies. To celebrate this special day we dove deep into ball powder vs foot powder on the boys. Joe Lasky from WHAM 1180 stopped by to get serious about a missing woman out of Greece. The tip line is open if you saw ANYTHING! To reset, we popped in the latest ‘NOW That’s Music’ CD from 90’s rock and chatted about Cambell Scott, Mario Van Peebles, Balkie, and things hit hard with WillWheaton.net. Jeff busted Dennis Haskins double fisting Lasagna and Phoebe Cates hooking up with Howie Mandell! THAT doesn’t scare you to think about, open up some tailgate flavored candy corn and shut the lights off for Rochester s scariest movies list. Hellraiser, Conjuring, Exorcist, Blair Witch, Hereditary, Children of the Corn, American Werewolf, Eminem won't get old in Salems Lot?! The ball fog is too much! Never again!
It’s not Comando day… But it should have been. The Mega Millions is up over $450 Million!! So we started spending that cash… first-the old tried and true frozen food section for hungry man dinners and a pot pie pantheon debate! Middle Aged Jeff threw on his best funeral blazer and scolded us on things all men should own while he gloated about his new 7qt air fryer. After getting the custom Pa & Chee action figures added to the cart, we took a few minutes to give a helping hand to our friend BJ McNaughty- Vote for her to be Entertainer of the Year! Some how we got suckered in to paying out on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s gas bills, and then delved into a debate on which chicken to get. The Colonel would call Blasphemy on you Rochester, but we just learned he’s been dead 40 years! Line up the elderly and open the hydrant- the horoscope says it’s a hot one on Rizzo & Jeff.
Pa has a fresh Andrew Jackson in his pocket and the we gotta spend it! OF COURSE we called our favorite people at Grand Super Buffet to find how- How Many Plates til they cut us off? One woman in another state was charged TWICE! While the phones were still working, we tried to find out how much to insure our shmoops. But then you people broke them. ACCORDING TO ROCHESTER, nobody can afford Whoopi Bush. Not even Shaq and the General. So we had to make a Zach Wilson approved Limewire CD, fill the fishbowls with cheap booze, and prepare for a Milf Hunting weekend. What artists did YOU, the people of Rochester pick for Cougar Jams? Kiss, Trey Songs, Sisqo, Berlin, Pointer Sisters, Etta James and about 900 more. Now let’s get out of here before Stevie Wonder sees us.
IT FINALLY HAPPENED… THE BIG ONE… WE don’t know how and we don’t know why, but STAY TUNED! We’re prepping for the atomic bomb fall out by grabbing a Hardy’s Mushroom and Swiss and heading to basement. Since it was just Pa & Chee, we took some advice from The Zarp about what men do when women aren t watching. After the fast food burgers were gone, we tried Gary Shandlings Mom’s Mac and cheese, it sucked, and turned on some songs to put you to sleep. When it was safe to go outside and procreate we mistakingly ran into Air Supply thinking it was Paula Dean and Bea Arthur and asked ‘Who is Randy?’ He certainly wasn’t on our list of sexy shorts with pieces. Crack a cold one, sit back, and watch that car burn- it’s MORE DONG CHAT with Rizzo and Jeff!
It was a weird day for Pa and Chee. We open with Fred Rogers Love Language and get goose pimples! All the while Rizzo was astounded that David Coulier was being honored with more acting work Jeff began to talk about celebs that annoy him. Just as the conversation got going people began texting by the DOZENS saying Poppa sounded like Ethel Merman and Nathan Lane combined. It was then we decided to honor the GREATEST men and women of Rochester by opening statue park. About 400 texts and 50 calls later we narrowed the top 10 to 5 and opened the park with Daddies guarding and Wease sculpted with mustard! Still cant figure out if Merman belongs in the park... SING OUT FOR ME ELLIE, I am still Falling For You!
Parlez vous francais? Pa and Chee started the day at a quiet little French cafe. We were enjoying the bossa nova and songs to tenderize your meat to… Until Mickey Rourke started running his mouth and kicking Enrique’s ass! Tom Cruise tried to make the save, but was deemed irrelevant. Other over rated and under rated actors and actresses showed up but Rowland rolled em out of here. All that was left at the end were the MILF-iest, DILF-iest, and GILF-iest Cam Soda all stars Dr Quinn, Mila Kunis, Pam Anderson, Cloris Leachman, Angie Lansbury , and whoa- James Earl Jones and the ‘Where’s the Beef’ Granny put on QUITE the show! Can it just hurry up and be Shark Week?… When is it again? Same day as Prime Day?
IT S CHEE’S BIRTHDAY, and we’re twerkin for the Mirkin! Hop in the car pool lane for ride, drive past the Monroe Daddys, skip the wishy washy undercover tugs, and cue the drunk reporter! Rizzo already has ALOT of left over gift bags that were meant for his lovers, but it wasn’t enough. Our coupon for the rent a hit man expired, so we asked ‘What Would David Lee Roth do’? RANK SOME BEARDS! Mr T, Yukon Cornelius, Richard Karn, Dick Stillhard, Rutherford B Hayes, Bob Ross, and Captain Lou all entered the arena… but only ONE will stand tall at the end!…. FINE Yomesemite Sam too, you diva. By the way… your mom got any hot friends? Cuz I miss Nancy.
Ever wanted to REALLY please a lady? Easy, tried and true Missionary is the way and we have 8 different ways we could prove it. Then Pa and Chee get into an insulting match to help people better be able to insult themselves before Yosemite Sam takes his Rootin Tootin insults too far. Then when Chee tells Rizzo women prefer MUSIC TASTE over Appearance they go through deal breaker songs. Elvis, Roy Rogers, NO MEAT and a lil Boppity Bop lead us all to the ONE WORST and BIGGEST DEAL BREAKER SONG EVER... EDDIE MURPHY Party all the Time!
A Pleasure Machine enters the mean streets of the ROC and beguiles peoples inner most needs. Then Harland blinds Poppa while Chee can see through the National Chicken Day BS and tries to get Mizz Peaches her just deserts. Then Boss Sauce on Lasagna is discussed before people lose it and put it on ice cream! Speaking of Cream ever see the Butter Cream Gang? Welp most havent but it begins a Dad and Son Movie convo after THE WORLDS WORST DADDY passes. Through it all we try to guess the MOST DAD and SON Flick and while Ellie Goulding and The Buttercreams make a statement its Dick Karns "Picture Perfect" Acting that shines brightest...
Schmoops a Bakers Dozen in inches begin the show while Pa and Chee are interrupted by Peter Gabriel's Bean Fetish! That's where we meet Grandma and taste her Beans before THE SAUCE BOSS Eddie Harris calls to talk about his Boss Sauce. A few Colgate Lasagna's and Beepers later we get to shows that started strong and then got LIMP! While we tried to get through the list Rizzo was held up by Richard Karn fantasies and Winslow Sex on TGIF... Release Me Moesha!
Mama Rizzo, you like reading short stories? I got one for ya...
Rizzo and Jeff head into the 4th with a flag flying Friday! Our host is Chuck Woolery, no it’s Dick Clark, no it’s Chuck Barris. We tried to get Richard Karn but he was busy headlining at the Luxor. Chee gave the right person the wink on the way out, because WE GOT A TV PILOT! Help us name it and cast it. Mama Rizzo joined us and granted an open fly zone to shirtless world leaders like Biden, Trudeau, The Giuliani’s and The Pope. Fireworks started early as Jeff PUT HIS JOB ON THE LINE! Can you guess the most patriotic song? The Who, Petey Pablo, Woody Guthrie, and The Hulkster all tried. Happy America Miss New Booty. Fight me Bubba Sparxx!
Rizzo and Jeff came out of retirement like Cameron Diaz to bring you an afternoon of quality Rochester flicks! WOW WOW WOW! Are you up for a high octane sex weekend? Follow us to Blood Fart Lake! The alphabet killer was on the loose until Spiderman showed up with Luke and Laura. We got out away from ‘Port Charles’ and met up with Ben, Willard, Underdog, and more for a list of good bad movies to watch this weekend. A couple listeners shared stories of ripped bean bags, so we went to an expert! There is a 70 somethin year old man with a whistling scroat that gave us a playlist of tunes to cover it up. And to show you they are still the good puppet people you remember we present THE PUPPET PANTHEON!! Magellan the Dragon, Greg the Bunny, Siffle & Ollie, Alf, and Ted Kruz. Hop off the Meatloaf bus, leave ur grimace plug, and climb on in the George Wendt house for 2 thumbs up!
Get those slacks off before supper because… It s a Gary Busey Birthday BONANZA! We even discussed where to start putting up statues. But Meatloaf got PISSED! DO NOT F with him. With that idea out the window we got into cute nicknames like snuffy and shmoop. But then a it got personal- SO WE RANKED EM! Men s category goes to rickets and the fatty tomato... the women turned into a parking lot brawl between back seata rita, baconater, whorey lori , and some poor guys ex wife kimmy gobbles! R Kelly interrupted the good time but got locked up for 30 years. So we all could feel better we rebooted some classic tv like hanging with Mr Cooper, step by step, coach, Becker and the ropers. Chee even did some singing. A woo huuu! NOW WE RE OFF TO NORWAY!
Mama Rizzo is only here til Sunday… so we grab our quill so she has happy mail to send! The kitchen was a mess so we had to grab the kitchen gun! Somebody stole all our ice, so we called repairman man, geritol man, the Moranimal, and homie the clown to help! We got talked into chicken French for dinner followed by a political party with Malik Evans, Jesse Ventura, Rob ford, the Kennedys, and Gorbachev. So she doesn’t make us watch Steve Martin again we had to get a new hobby? We tried noodling, mall wrestling, hobby horsies, rock painting, jeep ducking, or maybe host the news like the Kuckco’s? I BETTER GET A THANK YOU CARD MA!
Rizzo and Jeff get ur peepers sweatin, log ya, and sad sex ya… first some man scaping. Do you need to trim the nip hair? How’s ur chest? Back? Between the cheeks? You gotta look your best when you run into heart throbs of the 70’s and 80’s like charo, Barry Williams, Whoop, Sally struthers and Ethel merman. Grab your rooster and sing along with us to the top Disney songs of all time! What ever happened to good movie soundtracks? Chug ur Mountain Dew and tomato juice and Billie Jo Armstrong wants outta here. Make sure to kiss your fence goodnight.
ust the Facts Friday! WE WANT THE TRUTH!… Rizzo and Jeff are on a hunt for the truth! What would you do with your Charlie sheen money? Buy a Shrek phone for your Dad? No? Sheen’s daughter decided to open an onlyfans and so did her mom Denise Richards! And if you’re looking for how to get your woman ‘there’, ask her mother what works- is it Bobby Darren? Richie Valens? Boris Baddenoff? Maybe Paul Harvey? We were going to ask over dinner but got a raw radish spanking that landed us in the gorgs garden with the radish fairy. We need to know, can you use carnies bottoms as a cabana? We investigated food crimes like ketchup on eggs, miracle whip, burnt steak, boiled ribs, gluggers, and ranch on pancakes. And it’s time for YOU to come clean about what songs YOU belt! O SOLO MIO? I CAN DO THAT, only if you can beat the meat.
THE FAST FERRY IS BACK… kinda, as the Pa and Chee Canadian breeze! This time the options and amenities are on a budget. Beds are available for testing the Scandinavian sleep method, separate sheets tucked or untucked? Every hole seeps so you must clean up any and all seepage. Daddy would you like some sausage? Because the food options are guaranteed to be better than dog food- Vienna sausages, potted meat, chef boyardee, bar s hot dogs, spam, sketti, and Natty daddys at the bar. Rizzo is driving the ship while you enjoy the entertainment, Skipper… just don’t ask what else we’re bringing back. And if it doesn’t work THIS TIME, Blame Canada. AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Rizzo and Jeff hit the dusty trail in their cowboy surprise chaps to figure out how to get in the urban cowboy scene and go shopping for fresh farm gear. IT MUST HAVE WORKED because celebrities LINED UP for smooches… Harrison Ford, Columbo, all 4 golden girls, flipper the dolphin, and Rizzo s Uncle Sam! Some of those kisses were unbearable. Much like our list of beloved things we don’t get like mr bean, monty python, titanic, Rudy, Jar Jar, DMB, and Homer Jay. Has ANYONE found our donkeys yet?!
Poppa and Chee begin with Pool Noodles AND ways to use them that make sense. Then BAM, Oopsie Poopsie, Boss, Hoss, Champ, Bro, Twirley Bird and Jumpin Jahosaphats we talk about the things people say that "DRIVE YOU NUTS" Finishing the day we redo the MAXIM HOT 100 and make a few adjustments. We take out the worlds 10 "hottest women" redo the cover with Wheezy Jefferson, Carnie Wilson, Rhea Pearlman, Sally Jesse, Angela Merkle and GADZOOKS we tried to fool you Rochester and Failed! #1 on Pa and Chee's HOT 100 COVER GIRL ISSUE was... 90's Janet Reno... RELEASE ME JANET!!!!
Daddy Me Daddy… Rizzo & Jeff made a trip back home for Father’s Day, but first… We need gifts!! Dads hot pocket crisper sleeves don t work as shoes anymore, so we went to our co worker Daddys for footwear suggestions, High Dale was no help. Checked in with the pickler.com to ask about Nude resorts dad can pickle ball in the buff, and gathered up some dry pasta for macaroni art. Thought about maybe the zoo, but there were far too many ostrich’s. But luckily Napster and Limewire still worked on his computer and we could make a FIRE Dad CD featuring Pink, Cash, Cat, Reba, William Smith and some deep cuts just to thank him for being a genetic jackhammer. AND NOW THE COMPUTER BROKE!! Call engineering.
RIZZO & JEFF-A-PALOOZA… Have a big concert tonight and whip the boys around on the way. We picked up a magazine with terrible a listers coming back, talked celebrity underwear, almost got our ass kicked by Tom Hanks and Wilson, and ran into Dr Crane’s 24” python. Luckily we sold enough necco wafers, raisins, and good and plenty’s to throw a MAJOR Event featuring O Town, The Judy Garland Band, Wing, Gwar, Will Smith and OF COURSE our headliners. That’ll be $69.95. Refunds? Refund deez nuts Josh Allen.
We get after Telly Savalas and SEXY underrated balds... Who your TV Daddy would be if you could choose, Kens Bulge is gone and a Boboli check in. Poppa and Chee then get wet and wild with weird pronunciations like IKEA and finish with who we would rather work out with (FORGET HOTTIES) Release me Herb Edelman and I LIKE IKE!!!!
Won t you say you love us too?…. Rizzo and Jeff got oiled up prior to arriving for a kick ass flag day at the club. DJ diesel was spinning the hits, the naked butlers were getting spanked, while Selena Gomez and Demi location were kissing on Barney. Rizzo made a play to hook up with Yasmeen Bleeth but she had to get home to watch Jurassic park 3. Instead we ended up w some hotties from the 1990’s, 30’s and 40’s. Drew Carrey was in tassels while Rod Stewart, Ray Charles, and Terry Sevlous were making babies but in the end X gonna give it to em.
Rizzo and Jeff foraged the Rochester area chasing cotton wood fuzz, picking ferns and wild onions, then got messed up on dandelion salad and wine. The dirty Sweedish rubbish bins were full but we packed it in a little more by playing magic the gathering with Post Malone. Stopped at Dollar Tree for Panties and Au gratin potatoes. Then sat down for a once in a LIFETIME performance from BJ McNaughty. WHAT A TREAT! Best Tim Allen’s Birthday Ever! You hack.
Rizzo and Jeff You’ve got a friend in us… We spread LOTS of love today… after strapping the truck nuts to the caddy they stop at Britney’s wedding to control Jason Alexander. Pick up a tattooed guy and BJ McNaughty for clown love making. Bush growth encouraged. Nick Cannon continuing to make kids is not! Then snoops personal blunt roller got us set up for Sue Johannsen advice and sound effects. And we sort through Sarah McCloughlin, The Wiggles, Cotton Eyed Joe, Veggie Tales and Fivel to find out what Cheese would make love to.
Rizzo and Jeff spread their teaching tentacles and we learn about flamingos, Kiwi’s, and tampon sizes. In the marketing lesson Tampex had a casting call lined up with Dr Ruth, Sue Johansson, Mrs Doubtfire, and Gilbert. The math lesson was bumps x dollars= $5.2 million. The fish smell girl, cat pee kid, and Kurt Suzuki all got kicked out of class. Tonights home work is wash your ‘Do It Daddy’ T Shirt, tickle a stranger, and honk his tubie.
Rizzo and Jeff tried to bring you peace and serenity in a wiener honking sit down with songs from the wegmans playlist. The undersized muscle shirt was on full side moob display. Things broke down completely when the celebrity bigs showed up to sgetti wrestle. Don Vito, John Madden, Denberg, Taft, and momma cass left A MESS! AND SOMEBODY STARTING SHOOTING OVER DUCK SAUCE!! SAVE US OPRAH WINFREY!!
I can t believe Bob Lonsberry slept through all this! Go check on him!! Shmoop shrinkage, frog faces vs rat faces. We shot Chyna, Danny Devito, and Rita Pearlman out of a cannon. Folded up FDR and shoved him in too. Then went hog riding w the boss alllll over Monroe County for mid day lappys, the jackrabbit, and pedicures. Set your vcr and grab ur industrial sized jar of yellow mustard for another rizzo and Jeff adventure.
Rizzo and Jeff stroll around wegmans parking lot for your pleasure… on their stroll they hear lots of strange sounds. Some guy was blowing a trombone at a bear, pee spritz’s, Rod Stewart complaining again, and a bunch of Tom Jones haters. Queen Latifa stopped by with Jack and Jill and drove us past a concert puddle of mud was suppossed to play but canceled, Rick and his teenage dirtbag friends, and brought us to the under rated movie store where there was too much to choose from! Grab a milk coke, mind the poison ivy, and take your horse like a man… it s just another Monday for Rizzo and Jeff.
Dear voice activated Barbie journal… today rizzo and Jeff put on their looney toon jacket and Velcro shoes to meet up with backwards suit man for dainty bites of fried ice cream and bingo! Then it was off to the queens jubilee and after rizzo s seduction introduction she called for her best mirkin and A LIST of love making tunes suggested by Rochester. Remind me later to memorize my moms phone number and to clean the basement sink.
Rizzo and Jeff had quite the adventurous weekend… at least Rizzo did.
On tonight’s undercard we have the $4,000 teletubby vs a kid…. Crazy French guy vs the Mona Lisa… a 4 corners match with the top toe tapping tunes… Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network INCLUDING- O.G. Doug vs Disney Doug… AND…
In tonight’s main event The Streets of Philly meet the streets of the ROC with Raw Dog Rich going one on one with the Modello Daddy of Monroe Ave- for the title of La Daddy Nostra- Loser Leaves the Block FOREVER!!
Rizzo and Jeff kick off the summer by breaking out the ball shorts, hangin with the daddy crew, drinking some pee water and sword fighting at hemlock lake. Then old ass mama Rizzo showed up with Cyndi and some guilty pleasure songs. We welcomed Jesus lady, guilty pleasures with Mama Rizzo now ANGRY and needed some calming Kenny Rogers. The series finales hit it out of the park including a sprinkle of busy town and a dollop of Frasier Crane!
Rizzo and Jeff Show... WHEW... What a ride to the 17th floor... the music was terrible it kept stopping, James Earl JONES was late but we smelled em, Willard Carroll hoped on, then Babs, then Rosie, some lady telling us to talk to our harder nicer, French Stewart... tried to get off at the next floor BUT IT WAS FREAKIN BUSY TOWN!?!? SAVE US TONY SCHALOUB!!
Rizzo and Jeff Show -TODAY WAS NOT THE DAY! 14 Children were MURDERED and it REALLY ROCKED US and THE COMMUNITY! From Buffalo so fresh to the execution of 14 CHILDREN UNDER 10, WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH!
Rizzo and Jeff submit for the approval of the midnight society... today we debated laying down w a 100 year old virgin... examined the origin of boob.... named our shmoops... and delivers the most blasphemous idol list ever... UNTIL... number one!!!
Rizzo and Jeff Phew... WERE FULL... we started today getting 2 beef and cheddars and quitting, then some puperoni and beggin strips, then snacked on ants w high dale.... then we met up the the girl w hairy pits and inverted nips for croissants... escaped to the hamburger patch w king gonga and captain crook to avoid the murderous grimace... tried to have a Natty daddy w Macklemore- bad idea... THEN swung by Greece for a graduation party w no theme song.... WE ARE STUFFED!!
Rizzo and Jeff RGNE delivery fees too high! A scam? Study red buttons, study Oleg, don t study Gacy... call shay shay the sexy clown at work... go Aaron's alley, give him a hug, grab some Bob tush aka the big boss with it, or slap it and say CLOWN ME DADDY!!!
Rizzo and Jeff begin with Peace sign Bunny Ear Fake Weiner and then DEFEND the Sweeds when Mike Calls to say they are underappreciated! Darn Right Mike! Then we call bridal stores and talk Black wedding dresses and leave the FUNNIEST MESSAGE EVER!
Rizzo and Jeff begin the show talkin small meat, Gam Gam stops by before we build the SEXIEST SI SWIMSUIT CALENDAR EVER!!! It gets REAL HOT!!!!! So grab a SHOWER BEER FOR THIS ONE!
Rizzo and Jeff KNOW it was a HARD ONE TODAY! OOF! The Drexel Case, the Mass Murder in Buffalo. We spoke candidly about it and then did what we could to make you smile! Plus JO SAVED THE DAY with a gift that wont soon be forgotten and we called Chinese places to find PB chicken and talked "Richie Raw Dogg" my middle school wrestler name! Hope we made you smile!
Would you EVER have a threesome or be part of a THROUPLE? Before you judge, Listen to this local couple from ROC
Rizzo and Jeff talk HIGH DALE landing a plane and then we get right into the THREESOME discussion with a LOCAL THROUPLE! DONT MISS TODAY!
A ROSIE O SACK ATTACK? SEXY Dean Cain and his no no parts? Another regular show I guess...
We begin the show and discuss the Funeral Cannon (shooting your loved ones like a T Shirt) and celeb songs written about other celebs. That is when we take a DEEP dive INTO NO MANS LAND with Steamy Stamos Talk, Rebecca his EX STILL cant get over him (did she settle?) We end with odd classes in NY colleges, the WORST TV spin off's and a Rosie O Sack Tackle, Sackle (or SacAttack) Yup, just a regular day!
MASH YOUR MOOBS AND BE PROUD OF IT!
Rizzo and Jeff had a crazy show today! We begin with GEETAR GUY UPSTAIRS. Then we discuss what names remind us of what people, why Keanu is THE GREATEST ACTOR of all time, the peek over and then we close with a 9V man toy found in a married woman's husbands dresser
Rizzo and Jeff Momma Rizzo visits for Mothers Day, Jeff and his CART ETIQUETTE (or lack there of) we chat the Lilac Festival, is Jeff a Funeral 8, Gap Songs, Amber Heard Cocaine, Talking to some other guys girlfriend for 3 and a half hours, the PEW PEW and what song we end the show with!
Rizzo and Jeff wanted to give you a special Sunday Surprise. The essential Rizzo and Jeff show NOT RELEASED audio... Thank you for being a friend! ENJOY!!!! -Rizzo & Jeff
Rizzo and Jeff talk TV moms who are the BEST! Do you agree with our list and does #1 PISS YOU OFF? Like really.... we may have cat fished it!
Rizzo and Jeff talk 10 best MOVIE SONGS OF ALL TIME BUT.... Nobody could guess #1.... Perhaps Rizzo messed with the list but still.... BEAT THIS LIST!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss if you would do 5-7 years for 12.5 million the amount of $ alleged to have been made from mail weed and coke deliveries?
Rizzo and Jeff talk Ayds, The Boner Whacker, Stank Spray by Mister A, Baby Pee Pee and Creepy BUT REAL infomercials! The amount of you who remembered them SHOCKED US! The best part of the day! ENJOY!
Rizzo and Jeff on the phone ALOT today! First we call Sam to get the 411 on what he's up to then we call the POPO to see what and why DARE DOG is being hated on for! PROVED YOU ALL WRONG!
Rizzo and Jeff shoulda known better! Tiaa was a CATFISH! Someone told us a few weeks ago AND AGAIN today from an untraceable # that they would "NOT STOP UNTIL THEY HUMILIAT ME IN PUBLIC NO MATTER WHAT IF IT WAS THE LAST THING THEY DO AND YOU WONT KNOW WHEN OR HOW ITS COMING" Around the time I brought this up on air AFTER she wanted to talk OFF the air (HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK I AM?) I remembered this threat. About 3 minutes later I get a text (YOU WONT KNOW WHEN ITS COMING) These are the people who get blocked... You know THREATS to a show because we are new... NOW... NO TIAA? OOPSIE POOPSIE Almost!!! ;-) GR
Rizzo and Jeff want to name the NEW GIRAFFE at the Seneca Park Zoo but will they let us and then we discuss a lady who pees off the side of a ride while broken... IN DISNEY!
Rizzo and Jeff take a listen to a fight Sam and Gam Gam had about plants and Rizzo is disgusted DARE DOG pioneer Officer Krespy is thought to be Officer Krumpkie from West Side Story! Finally WHACKY RACES ENSUE!!!!
Rizzo and Jeff wanna know if youd be in on a 1.2 Million house for 600K (All you need to do is know how to handle a Richard) We delve deep into a RICHARD and how he is to be handled... Picture on FB, he is a house boy!!!
Rizzo and Jeff begin talking about a potential cupped fart and that turns into a GILBERT IMPRESSION asking out listeners! Finally a little Boss and Kid Rock!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss overrated (not according to us) Rock Bands and then when the people call we begin to lose faith, that is UNTIL Rizzo shares his underrated bands as well!!!
PS U2 SUCKS!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss a man who sells socks and discuss who IF ANY persons undergarments' they would try! Also we give ya a Ranking and a Winfrey Whiff!
Rizzo and Jeff talk queens banana eating and how the Royal Boboli is made, step by step!
Rizzo and Jeff realize when a woman tells you that you are the PERFECT SIZE they mean TEENY... Elmo makes his first show appearance and Daddy is thirsty!
Rizzo and Jeff take calls and texts! Tell us the MAKE MODEL AND YEAR of your car and we PROMISE we get close to who you are as a person! One person fainted we were so close... DONT BELIEVE US... TRY IT!!! WE DARE (DOG) YOU
Rizzo and Jeff talk OLD SONGS back on Billboard for the 1st time in 20-30 year thanks to social media and a NEW Japanese game show where kids do adult stuff... VERY ODD!
Rizzo and Jeff talk about the WORST voices in Hollywood history and this list may surprise you! Especially since we also discuss what didn't make the show today!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss opening audio and see what happens when they send the JNN news to to LA to cover a story... a whoo hooo
Rizzo and Jeff discuss why his principle wanted him to go on his helicopter and when he got beat up by MIA in 6th grade!!!
Rizzo and Jeff learn Kick Ball and how thriving it is in the ROC community! We also find the OWNER of one of the biggest kickball league in the USA here in ROC! Ryan! Great guy
Rizzo and Jeff talk songs climbing up the charts like the Dink the Goo and Ethridge... Convo gets STEAMY!!!
Rizzo and Jeff talk to Scout Executive Stephen Hoitt, Scout Executive for the Seneca Waterways Council to discuss Rizzo repelling 21 Stories from atop the Kodak Building! Help kids get into scouts, out of trouble and support a great cause... also watch Rizzo cry in fear!
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Rizzo and Jeff call the time and temp line EARLY in the show and are sad not to hear Scott. We give it ONE MORE TRY and BAM!!! Scotty is back... we lose it. Then we find KNICKERBOCKER RD. and discuss the magic of all 5 in the area!
Rizzo and Jeff get momma in the mood for Mothers Day with these sexy and silly songs. The ideal mothers day list of songs!!!
Rizzo and Jeff find out a listener spots GEE TAR GUY and then another one STOPS her car, walks up to him and HE GOES FULL GEE TAR guy!
Rizzo and Jeff learn things about one another. First its Bird Sex and French kissing. NEVER kiss a mallard. Then Rizzo tries to become a High Five Guy and fails, Jeff suggests being SPIRIT FINGER GUY and then we learn Jeff is a BIG LIAR! So we help him with his lie... Does it work!
Rizzo and Jeff ask would you be mad if someone drugged your food at a wedding? Not just YOUR FOOD but EVERYONES!
Rizzo and Jeff talk Plane mom vs Plane Couple. Who will give up their seat. Is ONE PERSONS lack of planning YOUR responsibility?
Rizzo and Jeff wonder how Dale spent his 420? We believe he made BOBOLI pizza and enough munchies for us all? Hear us build Dales 420 paradise?
Rizzo and Jeff learn its NOT the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean! Scots LOVE WAY BETTER than ANYONE in the world! Why?
Rizzo and Jeff talk about a HORRID ritual of beating Barney! Then we have a man who texts us in to say his GUN CLUB had a Barney Shooting Day... WHY DO WE HATE BARNEY! The answers will surprise you!
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Rizzo and Jeff discuss force vs parenting. Did the Syracuse police overstep or was the 8 year old who stole chips deserving of being (scared straight) Lots of opinions from parents!
Rizzo and Jeff argue about D.A.R.E Dog! Is he real? Rizzo swears Officer Crespy used to bring in DARE DOG to talk to us about drugs in school circa early 90s... NOT ONE... WELL ONE person decided to defend DARE DOG!!!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss what our ONLY FANS would look like after realizing a 19 year old girl makes 28 million a month on ONLY FANS as the CASH ME OUTSIDE and RAPPER BHAD BHABIE make us all feel bad about trying at life!
Rizzo and Jeff FORECED TIP by the pressure pad. You know it, you have seen it we all fall for it... THE PRESSURE PAD! Do you GUILT TIP!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss (after a viral video of a man singing with guitar on a plane) what makes a GEE TAR guy or girl! The person who RUINS guitars and music for us all... Then we decide the GEETARIEST Man and Woman singers of all time!
Rizzo and Jeff looking for the definition of CLASSIC ROCK as Rolling Stone said ANY SONG 25-35 years old. 40 and older is an Oldie? Nobody could agree on the answer! Great that we finally came to a consensus
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Rizzo and Jeff talk to men who are free balling as a barometer for a recession. Then we get to what didn't make the show!
Rizzo and Jeff discuss past Oscar Snubs like The Beaver, SpongeBob and the Waterboy! Then we realize all this Oscar talk but NO REAL OSCAR the person love, so we have people call to shout out Oscars they love locally!
Rizzo and Jeff astonished at TUBED MEAT and how Rochester wanted us to break 10 min early to talk for 32 straight minutes about TUBED MEATS!!!
Rizzo and Jeff here to tell you that YOU FELL FOR IT! Will, Chris, Jada and Diddy all played us for ratings and to be in the news!
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Rizzo and Jeff best friends on and off the air. Follow us weekdays 2-6 pm, Saturday 1-5pm and all our shenanigans and adventures on the Radio 951 Facebook!
Rizzo and Jeff best friends on and off the air. Follow us weekdays 2-6 pm, Saturday 1-5pm and all our shenanigans and adventures on the Radio 951 Facebook!
Rizzo and Jeff best friends on and off the air. Follow us weekdays 2-6 pm, Saturday 1-5pm and all our shenanigans and adventures on the Radio 951 Facebook!
Rizzo finally snaps and brings his mother on to discuss why she would at such a young age tell him Rod Stewart was his father! Mama Rizzo also gives her input on Rod Stewart’s construction abilities!
Rod Stewart is at it again! He won’t just go away! Rizzo explains his childhood trauma associated with Rod Stewart and why seeing him fill potholes with his children so he could drive his Ferrari down the street infuriates him!
Need a new Butt? A principal needs a new job after he gets fired for reading “I need a Butt” via zoom to a group of second graders. Then the conversation evolves into how many butt themed children’s books there really are.