Let me take you on a little trip... It's the middle of summer, you've been sitting in the back seat of your mom's Suburban with your siblings for the last few hours when you pull into a gas station. You start to pile out of the car, when your mom gives you a crisp $10 bill and says that you and your siblings can all pick out a snack for the next stretch of road. A feeling of elation sets in as you float across the stained asphalt towards the Quik-Trips double doors, you begin to salivate at the thought of sugary (possibly sour, possibly chocolatey, maybe even gummy) deliciousness. You get to the coveted candy aisle and now it's time to choose... will it be the 100 Grand Bar (Formerly known as the $100,000 Bar)? Skittles or M&M's? Perchance. The choice is all yours... and your bratty siblings cause you're splitting your tenner with those brats. 13 years of your life so far, with 10 of them being shared with these bumbling fools. These conniving twisted wretches who contort and crush your dreams by the day. As if their very existence wasn't enough, your few short years as the treasured only child aren't even fond to look back on, for they happened before your prefrontal cortex even had time to truly develop to collect and cherish those early days. Now you just know you're going to wind up sharing some Mike and Ikes with a finger licker who's tainting all the candy in the box. If only you could get rid of them, but of course who would be the obvious primary suspect? No, you will have to bide your time a little longer...Wow, that got a little out of hand there... Anyway, Join the boys this week as they talk about their 4 favorite candies. Along the way you'll also hear about; James hates Willy Wonka, Cooper's new Twitter account, the Mandela Effect, blowing out your car speakers, is Jake about to have a stroke?, James makes Hannah clean up the dog's mess, and a whole lot more!Be sure to check us out on FB facebook.com/topfourpodEnjoying the show? Be sure to share this episode with a friend and follow us on whatever podcast platform you are listening on!
Sometimes you've got an opinion that rubs other people wrong, that's a hot take! This week the boys revisit one of our favorite episodes and bring even more of our hot takes, and this time our good friend Shoresy joins us. Things to listen for this week; Revisiting Old Hot Takes, Cajun Food, Getting Political, Boating Accidents, James is Old, Is Taylor Swift secretly a priestess of the Satanic Church, and How to Kill a Cat with a Lawnmower!Thanks for listening! To show your support you can...Check us out on FB www.facebook.com/topfourpod/and Share this episode with someone who you think would enjoy it!
Remember those Saturday mornings, sitting too close to the 'boob tube', with a big bowl of sugary cereal? We sure do! Take a stroll down memory lane as we take a look at some of our favorite shows! THings to listen for this week: (This is jake from the future... its been too long since I edited this video I don't remember any of the dumb jokes from this episode... Don't tell Coop and James!)
Another lost episode from days past! This week we get a look at what the boys loved to do in the great outdoors! This episode was recorded back in the beginning of 2022, and we were trying out a different recording spot, that's why the sound is different this ep. Things to listen for this week: Getting Rejected, Going #2 in the Woods, 2 Buttholes, Grandma Car Bomb, Digging to Canada, Wedding Day Sunburn, and much more!Enjoying Top Four? Share this episode with a friend!Want to keep up with us on social media? check us out on FB https://www.facebook.com/topfourpod
Cereal! It's whats for breakfast! This week the guys shoot the bull about all things oats. Other talking points this week: Skidmarks, the correct pronunciation of 'Raccoon', Folgers in your cup, the best stripper names, and how wizards deal with excrement!Enjoy the show? Share this episode with a friend! Check us out on FB https://www.facebook.com/topfourpod
Merry Christmas to you and yours! We're so grateful for you making Top Four part of your 2023! We hope you enjoy as we read the Christmas story from Luke chapter 2, and also have a little bit of goofy fun with The Night before Christmas!
Who doesn't love cuddling up on the couch with a loved one and watching a movie where the world ends and everything falls apart? This week the boys tell all about their favorite End-Of-The-World/Disaster/Hunger Games style movies!
It's been a while! Top Four with your favorite three goobers Jake, James, and Cooper makes its triumphant return just in time for the holidays! We have been gone for nearly all of 2023, but we are back in the saddle for your listening pleasure (and annoyance)! In this episode, we'll be catching everyone up on our 4 favorite things that happened while we were not recording!Got a topic you'd like to hear us do? Send us an email to topfourpod@gmail.com ! Find us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/topfourpod/
Yet another long-forgotten, unreleased episode of Top Four! This week, buckle up as we dive off into the neverending nerdiness of video games, but don't worry if thats not your jam, we talk about all kinds of stuff just like always!
It has been a while, but in a recent search on my computer, I (Jake) discovered some unreleased episodes of Top Four! This was our last recorded episode of 2022. Come relive those magical childhood memories of opening some of the greatest gifts the guys got to receive, or give! Also if you stick around to the end of the episode, you'll get to hear from some special guests, Hannah and Cailyn the wives of Top Four!
We're keeping on our holiday trend by taking a look at some of our favorite Christmas Time Treats! From foods, to stocking stuffers, to all the chaos you should expect, this episode has a little bit of everything!Be sure to listen for; Crappy Facts, Church Recap, Cigar Cutting your Jewels, Locker room perv's, Just The Tip, Breaking Bad memes, The Bathroom Break song, and much more!
Jingle Bell Slime, Its Nickelodeon Time! Our second Christmas episode is here just in time for the most wonderful time of the year! Sing along as we cover a lot of ground this episode, from hunting stories (8min -30min), our Spotify Wrapped (59min - 1hr35min), leading worship (1hr35min - 1hr45min) to the actual topic of our favorite Christmas songs!Be sure to listen for; Illegal Redneck Activities, Kony 2012, Loud James Bond stings, and Cooper and James arguing!
We're Back and the Holidays are here! Join us as we swap stories of life here lately, an odd amount of sing alongs, and talk about some of our favorite Christmas Movies! Other things to watch for this week; Top Ten Numbers, Running over stuff in small cars, Jake shaving his Armpits, Pickles, and much more!
Happy Halloween! Or October 31st if you're not into that kind of thing! Join us as we wrap our Halloween themed episodes for this year with our favorite Halloween movies!
What's This? A Mystery Episode? That's right! As if our show wasn't already chaotic enough, this week we have 3 different lists, and you have to guess what they are! Also on this episode; Hunting, Mom Talk, The Roast of Cooper, Jake's an Idiot!, and James completes the Great Commission!
It's nearly time to Trick-or-Treat so this week the boys recall some of their favorite costumes, except James who decided to make his own Top Four list... What's Top Four without some chaotic energy though? Things to listen for this week; Bible Talk, James first Arousal, Coopers Darth Vader Breathing, Breaking Bad, Jake's Eastern European Accent, and more brotherly singalongs.
Mothman! Bloody Mary! Skin Walkers! Cooper's Girlfriend? Thats right were talking make believe this week with some of our favorite Urban Legends! This episode is a bit longer than usual but its all us being who we are! On the docket this week; Deer Hunting, Bad Opinions about the Theme Song, Australian Scooby Doo, The Lil' Mermaid, and much more!
It's beginning to look a lot like... October?! Thats right! we're kicking off spookiest month of the year right, with a Halloween Themed episode! Tune in as we talk about our favorite Trick or Treating stories and also; White Surprise, Mt. Dew Sponsorships, Peeing in your moms car, and much more!
They say your body is a temple, At Top Four we treat ours more like a Waffle House. Join us as we talk about the best fast food options out there, and also; Youth Pastor Shenanigans, "Extra Pickles", Parking Lot Vomit and so much more!
You know that one friend who just has the strangest opinions? Thats us! Grab a glass of mustard and join us as we discuss our most controversial opinions, including but not limited to; Women, Chad's meat, McFish, and High-School Curses!
Ever wish that they would replace some of those boring Olympic sports with something better? We did! Listen in to hear 3 out of shape guys talk sports like we know anything about them! Other talking points this week; Local happenings, Charlie Sheen's Bender, Human Hunting, Furries, and the Amish!
WE'RE BACK! It has been a while, but we have returned, bringing you more of our favorite things in a neat Top Four List. This week we talk a bit about where we've been, Cooper hiccups a lot, and we tell you all about our favorite war movies... and Harry Potter for some reason?
In todays episode the guys choose which animals they think they could beat in a fist fight to the death! Highlights of the episode; Jake recounts the he unintentionally joined an illegal fight club, Cooper expresses his fear of armadillos near his privates, and James chooses a team of women to fight a gorilla with, and we all discovered the unyielding power of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo! Zoinks!
In todays episode the guys discuss their favorite Movie Franchises! Highlights of the episode; The boys get a surprise cookie delivery mid-show, Jake talks about Chris Pratt's workout routine, James asks what Bible Character seasoned their food the best, and Cooper reminisces cosplaying as Scooby Doo!
Our first episode with Video! (Sorta anyway...) This week the Boys get everyone up to speed on where we've been, how the new year is going, and what our favorite cuts of meat are! Things to note; Cooper's Dating Life, Jake's True Crime Stories, James' Lack of a Neck, Anti-Gravity Rocket Fuel, and much much more!
This week we wish everyone a Happy late Thanksgiving, and talk about our favorite things to eat on Turkey Day! Along the way we have some fun reminiscing on Easter Childhood Horrors, Multiplication Issues, why Hollywood should quit Remaking Sitcoms and much more!
This week were looking at our favorite fishing lures and also trying our best to annoy each other with TikTok songs, accidentally smelling strangers, telling the stories of awkward farts, and much more!
Episode One of Top Four with Jake, James and Cooper! In this episode we talk about everything from THICC Pixar moms, to name changes, to how much we love Ellen!