Kyp & Mark Discuss Almost Anything: Recent Episodes
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Kyp & Mark discuss the Oscar nominations and, instead of going through them in any sort of logical order, like by category or individual film, they just sort of stumble from one to another with no real discernible logic associated with their choices. But hey, you're the idiot listening to them. So who's the real villain here?
Kyp and Mark discuss The Ship of Theseus. Don't worry it's not actually as smart as it sounds. They say some REALLY dumb stuff. Trust me.
Kyp and Mark discuss the scandal that taking the world by STORM. Of course I mean the chess cheating scandal. And that ties into bikes and butt stuff somehow... you'll see.
Kyp & Mark discuss Better Call Saul and how nothing is black and white. Except for a panda.
Kyp & Mark are in the same location getting pizza. So they decided to record a podcast. Because it's 2022 and that's a real thing that happens.
This podcast is not about Mark Wahlberg. We just wanted to make sure to remind you that he's bad.
Kyp and Mark discuss margaritas, hot pot, and why the Phantom of the Opera is disfigured.
Kyp is joined by the inimitable Annie Cicero to discuss Ozark. A Netflix TV show that he has feelings about. There is a clear warning before the spoilers start. And for real, don't listen to the spoilers without watching the show. It's a good show. Overall.
Kyp has been playing a video game recently that has made Mark question the very nature of art.
Kyp has been trying to be better. But it's hard. And he's lazy. But he's trying. But it's hard.
We're back! Kyp & Mark talk about Top Gun: Maverick. Note: They forgot to bring up Val Kilmer. It was great to see him. K&M regret the error.
Kyp tells the story of why he was late to recording with Mark. Is the best story ever? Absolutely not. Is it an episode of our show? You bet it is!
Get it? We put a "the" at the beginning because we're talking about THE Suicide Squad. Which is different than Suicide Squad. I know right?
Kyp and Mark discuss video games in general and why Kyp plays on the easiest difficulty.
Kyp is on vacation and the summer is weird. So we're only going to put out one episode a week for a while. That's the announcement. Sorry, I kinda stepped on Mark's mini-sode by putting it here. Go listen to Mark talk though.
In what turns out to be part 1 of a 2 parter, Kyp & Mark discuss what they think are the bottom 5 of the 48 Hour Film Projects they've made.
I know, I know, I know. Another Fast and Furious episode? But this one will be our last. We reflect on the series as a whole and why F9 is pretty stupid. Also all of them are pretty stupid. But that's not always bad!
Mark tells the story of his relationship with his fiancée. Including that time he broke up with her on a holiday where you really shouldn't break up with someone. And how Kyp saved everything. Can you tell who writes these blurbs?
TV's weird amiright? But luckily Kyp and Mark have figured out the formula for a perfect season of television. Have a listen.
Kyp & Mark come up with an idea for a movie... or web series or some sort of... thing. It's all just an excuse to talk for 20 minutes.
Kyp and Mark talk about ransom-ware and decide that it's actually a pretty viable career path.
Kyp & Mark discuss "Return to Normal" or "The New Normal" or "Not Wearing a Mask in the Grocery Store"
Kyp & Mark talk about Bo Burnham's new "comedy?" special "Inside" on Netflix. Which is a staggering work of genius to put it lightly. Just like... go watch it.
Kyp and Mark discuss Zach Snyder's Army of the Dead. Which Mark has not seen. And won't watch now. Because Kyp hated it. Sorry, spoilers.
I bet you thought I forgot to schedule this episode! Well you're right. But it's always a good time to hear Kyp & Mark talk about Acting vs Performing. Stick around for the end to hear Kyp dancing! What's that? You can't hear dancing? Well yes. You're correct. I have no rebuttal.
Pretty much what the title says. Kyp & Mark plan a bank robbery. I don't know what else to tell you. This is a podcast that is also a crime.
Mark explains the Whole 30 diet which is basically just don't eat garbage. And they come up with a multi-million dollar idea that you all can't steal. This podcast is prior art. Which is real. I heard about once on a Law & Order or something.
On a very special episode of Kyp & Mark Discuss Almost Everything: Mark talks about his experience with EDMR therapy and Kyp tries soooooo hard not to say something stupid. Let's see if he did it!
Kyp and Mark discuss some breaking news involving an Ice Cream truck and never get to the ACTUAL thing Kyp had planned. But that's ok because we still made an episode of a thing so I'm chalking it up as a win.
Welcome to another episode of "We are not Doctors!" with Kyp and Mark. In this episode we talk about Herd Immunity and how Mark got Mono that one time and then that other time.
BREAKING NEWS from a 3 weeks ago. We put a little helicopter on another planet and that's pretty rad. Kyp & Mark talk about it and other sciencey things.
Kyp and Mark discuss The Falcon and the Winter Soldier season 1. Which they liked except when they didn't.
Kyp & Mark are joined by Chris Ferrantino, friend, frequent collaborator, and director of the 2018 film "Persephone: Pictures at the End of the World" to talk about their feelings about Joss Whedon, the accusations against him, and why hasn't Michael Bay been Me Too'd yet? Like... there's no way that guy's clean, right?
Kyp & Mark discuss the magic of movies. Specifically The Fast and the Furious franchise. Of which Mark has seen way more than Kyp.
Kyp suggests a way to save Baseball... and it involves robots. Also why does Mark cry before throwing a baseball? Let's find out.
We invented Telepathic Monkeys and NO ONE TOLD ME. I mean I guess until now. Cause Mark told me.
Kyp tries to explain NFTs to Mark. Also an NFT of this episode is available to buy. No really. This is not a joke you can actually buy this episode as an NFT. I actually did the research, bought Ethereum, created the NFT, paid the fees, and listed it here: https://bit.ly/3aooG0a
Kyp and Mark talk about the shoes of Satan the Devil which is a thing that are being sold by a person.
Kyp and Mark discuss the concept of Milkshake Ducking and Mark gets VERY mad that there is no actual duck that drinks milkshakes. Like he's still mad right now.
Kyp & Mark discuss the situation at the Suez Canal. Which was super topical when they recorded it. But like... old news now. Next week tune in for our hot takes on the O.J. Simpson Trial.
Kyp & Mark watched the Snyder Cut of Justice League so you don't have to. It's a long episode but it's not 4 hours long. Like the Snyder Cut.
Temp description. Kyp, make sure to put a real description in here and don't let the episode publish without replacing this temp description. How else will people know what the episode is about?
Join Kyp & Mark as they discuss words that have crazy meanings and go down a surprisingly philosophical path.
Val Mercury went viral last week for her campaign to get a tour at the governor's mansion in her state of Texas. Listen to her tail of infamy and what it's like living in "America's Outback."
We're spelling it with a "Z" for reasons. Kyp & Mark talk about their best Sick Days ever and why taking a sick day, and REALLY taking it, is important.
Kyp & Mark discuss the COVID vaccines and Mark explains (poorly, of course) how they work. And at one point Kyp advocates for cannibalism so our lawyers have told us we have to say Kyp & Mark Discuss Almost Anything does NOT endorse the consumption of rended human flesh.
Kyp tries to get Mark to watch the Netflix movie My Octopus Teacher but also explains why documentaries bug him in general. If the audio is weird that's because this was the first discussion we actually recorded so it's a little rougher than our normal standard of "Just OK."
Expert Yoga instructor and expert FRIEND Jill Rodgers talks to Kyp & Mark about her experience quitting her 9-5 to become a full time Yoga instructor and somehow Kyp brings up World of Warcraft. Which, it's important to understand for the context of the show, is a video game that he has been playing for 15 years. But yeah Kyp & Mark thought it was time to have someone with some actual knowledge on the show.
Self proclaimed Star Wars "expert" Kyp explains all the new Star Wars shows that Disney announced to "Filthy Casual" Mark, who fails to remember the planet that blew up in Episode IV.
Kyp & Mark discuss what their quarantine's look like, the privilege of working from home, and the importance of a morning routines.
Kyp & Mark discuss the blackouts in Texas and make a completely appropriate comparison to microwavable food.
Kyp explains to Mark how this is the Super Bowl he's always wanted and that somehow segues into WandaVision.
Kyp and Mark feel like Promising Young Woman really need a little bit of the male perspective. (That's a joke. Men are the worst.)
We've been told we legally have to say this. Kyp & Mark are not financial experts and that should be quite evident by the way they talk about finance. In fact they're not experts on (almost) anything. As should be evident by the way they talk about (almost) everything. Why are you even listening to this drivel? BTW Squarespace if you're listening. The price has gone down to 50 cents. That's right. 50% off sponsorship of this show. You drive a hard bargain but we respect that.
Everyone has a podcast now so why fight it? Kyp and Mark discuss Derek DelGaudio's In & Of Itself directed by Frank Oz. Available on Hulu. Please sponsor us Hulu. Actually please sponsor us anyone. Got $1? You can sponsor us. I'm not kidding. Pay us a dollar and next episode will be sponsored by you. Do you hear me Squarespace? One. Dollar.