Uncle Jasper's Five-fingered Bedtime Stories: Recent Episodes

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A father explains how his son and he disagree on labor issues. From the Jasper/Jardonn book, Penal Punishment Pay-per-view.

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Two U.S. airmen, POW's in Nazi Germany, make do with the facilities available to them. From Jardonn Smith story, The Good Shepherd.

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The temple gift is desecrated and all hell breaks loose.

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A kinky twist on mythology, as Zeus gifts mortals a ceaseless fountain of come.

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A Jardonn manlove story, with torture. Recovery. Life Building. Writing the Book.

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A Jardonn manlove story, with torture. Task performed. You always hurt the one you love.

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A Jardonn manlove story, with torture. Request for an unspeakable task.

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A Jardonn manlove story, with torture. Reading while waiting.

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A Jardonn manlove story, with torture. The accident.

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A Jardonn manlove story, with torture. The weekend begins.

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A Jardonn manlove story, with torture. They set up a weekend fling.

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A Jardonn manlove story, with torture. They suck.

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A Jardonn manlove story, with torture. They meet.

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The man who built the stretch rack wants to see if he can take it. From Jardonn book Axle Grease.

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Crazed with orgasmic lust, Kenny nearly fails to hear Jack yelling the safe word. From Jardonn book Axle Grease.

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His only mourners are four naked females, and they don't mourn, they froth. From Jasper McCutcheon book, The Crux of It - Erotic Tales of Men on the Cross and the Women Who Put Them There.

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Ever had your dick sucked in the cab of an idling steam locomotive? Wilton Zukel did, courtesy of Gaither Hollis, from the manlove, Depression-era novel, GRIT, by William Maltese and Jardonn Smith.

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In the early days of Christianity, two Roman soldiers learn about the new faith via three-way man-sex. From Jardonn Smith's book, Danube Divide.

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In a perverted version of Planet of the Apes, bodily fluids are extracted from a hapless, human astronaut. Taken from Jasper McCutcheon's book, Celestial Bodies of the Hairy Gorilla-Men.

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Three men, a mirror, ropes, a bench, and a disciplined order of authority. Taken from Jardonn Smith story, The Nosy Neighbor, one of five in his book, Suspicious Diagnosis.

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What is this? Another scene of man-to-man sex in a hotel-room bed? Yes, that's exactly what this is. Taken from Jardonn's E-book Elevated Lust.

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Taken from Jasper's book, Celestial Bodies of the Hairy Gorilla-Men, hairy astronaut Claude is besieged by a tribe of naked female humans in a cave, and by besieged we mean with digits, tongues, titties and twats. Pitiful man.

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Based on a Jardonn story, it's a homo orgy as one sex fiend takes on three farmers in a casino hotel room. As memory serves me, this was my first-ever Jasper recording.

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Audio Theater of Contrition - Slow-moving Glauken finally enters the dungeon after Davidius takes another heavy dose of the Queen's torments. Kiss-kiss, hug-hug, all's well that ends swollen.

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Audio Theater of Contrition - Queen Miscreantia brings the innocent Celeas into the dungeon, forcing her to further torment Davidius by means of a screwing contest.

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Audio Theater of Contrition - Returned to his bondage on the slab, Davidius is presented with six, naked, heavenly-bodied females who promptly work him over with their lips, tongues, hands and fingers.

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Audio Theater of Contrition - The unknowing betrayer, Lyzelma, is presented to Davidius, and once he rejects her pleas for his forgiveness, the queen has her bound to the St. Andrew's cross so he can watch her punishment.

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Audio Theater of Contrition - Celeas to the rescue? Maybe... maybe not... but she does give Davidius reason for hope before the queen takes charge of his interrogation. In preparation, Queen Miscreantia licks her upper lips while her lower lips dribble with preliminary, labian anxiety.

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Audio Theater of Contrition - After enduring all three tortures simultaneously, Davidius loses consciousness, and Queen Miscreantia loses patience with her hired interrogator, Balstok. She decides to give Davidius a night of rest. Orders Balstok and his men out of her dungeon, out of her realm, while plotting her own methods for extracting information from her studly prisoner.

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Audio Theater of Contrition - As the torture of Davidius continues, Queen Miscreantia and her entourage visit the dungeon to check on the proceedings.

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Audio Theater of Contrition - Brutheim puts wooden club to the belly of Davidius. Ungh! Makes his hanky fall to the slab.

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Audio Theater of Contrition - Typical dungeon torture in the time of old Europe, a man exposed except for the hanky draped over his genitals is introduced to the back-breaker stretch rack. Owie!

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Audio Theater of the Erotically Absurd - Scripted excerpt from Jardonn's Danube Divide: A legionnairy priest is captured outside his Roman encampment and taken deep into the Germanic forest for interrogation.

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Audio Theater of the Erotically Absurd - Scripted excerpt from Jardonn's Green River, in homo ghost anthology Past Shadows: at a 1938 WPA camp in the Missouri Ozarks, two skinny-dipping workers discover some mysterious something in the river beneath the U.S. Route 66 bridge likes to play with their willies.

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Audio Theater of the Erotically Absurd - Scripted excerpt from a Jasper book I no longer promote, this is a Jasper classic Jurassic: a treasure hunter is captured by female warriors, suspended naked from a tree and rubbed down with some hard-on-inducing gunk. Sound effects by Jack rattle Jasper's nerves, and he reacts accordingly.

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A Gathering of the Good: Antonia throws a party at the Ostia Harbor Grain Exchange building, which she has had refurbished for Philo and Artimos. What once was old and tired is now fresh and new, redone with materials coming from lands unknown. Murals upon walls depict emperors and generals -- some long-ago dead, some not yet born. Guests of the party are Roman citiZens -- some long-ago dead, some not yet born, as Artimos and Philo end their tale, speaking from their AFTERLIFE WORLD. Everything's in tune (mind, yes -- voice, not so much)

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Scipio Africanus: Games of the arena honoring Scipio include an unexpected twist involving Emperor Aurelian. Told by Artimos from his afterlife world.

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Natural Law: A former business partner of Tacitus Galeo, his voice damaged from much screaming, stops by to visit with Artimos and Philo. Told by Philo from his afterlife world.

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Lucky Bastard: Ovid's funeral is held on the Ludus Magnus practice field, and then Artimos visits Antonia Siculus for some necessary gossip. Told by Artimos from his afterlife world.

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Sporting Wet: Philo shows his romantic side. Told by Philo from his afterlife world.

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The Round Trip: Artimos is summoned to make another trip to Ostia, in secret and by himself. Told by Artimos from his afterlife world.

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Home Away From Home: The escape, back to Rome and the Ludus Magnus where Artimos does repair on Philo's damaged ankle. Told by Philo from his afterlife world. Apparently, libations and holiday celebrations take place there same as here... drunken fool.

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Spreadin' the Goop: Jake and Mac share their secret with lawmen of the territories.

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Ostia Harbor: Interrogation of Philo, who is stretched on a table, whipped and belly tortured, as Artimos is forced to watch. Told by Artimos and Philo from their afterlife world.

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Waggin' Wheelin': Jake and Mac, together again, side-by-side, up and down and all around milked.

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Persephone's 2nd Fidget: A transitional to intrigue, as told alternatively by Artimos and Philo from their afterlife.

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The Dipping Room: Lazarus Nehi's daughters nearly drown Jake in the sulfuric muck, which causes a dramatic improvement in his attitude.

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Cave Stew: Jake is taken to the room where he first met Shenandoah McInerny for a temporary respite.

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Mine for Now: Philo the gladiator is now a freedman, and he awakens in the home of his caretaker, Artimos.

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A Day for Vespasian: Games are held to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the Amphitheatrum Flavium

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Ludus Magnus: In 270 AD a slave is introduced to the gladiatorial training facility in Rome, where he meets the man instrumental to his survival and success in the arena.

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Muddy Hair Pie: Lazarus Nehi orders the games to begin, and of course, fails to follow his own rules.

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A Penis in the Gaggle: The leader of the tribe makes an appearance and orders the entertainment to commence. Has to do with mud and naked wrestling and one man hopelessly outnumbered.

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The Hidey-Hole: An escaped convict of the late-1800's chooses the wrong cliff hole to hide in, and soon finds himself dragged deep inside a mountain and made prisoner once again... this time by a gaggle of naked female cave-dwellers.

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From Jardonn's book, Danube Divide, in a tent, in a refugee camp with nothing to eat, two men and one woman use sex to pass the time and keep warm.

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Two females use body parts to assault naked man bound and stretched spread eagle on a table. (From Jasper's book, The Crux of It)

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An excerpt from Jardonn's The Thomas Coleman Full Nelson, part of the book Hard Working Men, short-list finalist for the 2009 Lambda Literary Foundation Award (Lammie)

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Margaret and Patricia put on a little public display of their own.

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All characters come clean.

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A day trip with Margaret and Patricia turns ugly at an interstate rest stop.

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Taken from Jasper's book, The Crux of It, a filthy steam locomotive engineer has potential hiding beneath his grime, and a certain woman wants to see what's under there.

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Taken from Jardonn's book, The Tortured Secutor, a Roman doctor heals injured gladiator with more than just medical tools.

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Jasper's second pose is hanging from the St. Andrew's cross.

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Jasper models his physique for a female painter, and she rewards him upon her bed.

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Jasper hooks Nina up with Calvin

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She's frigid until Jasper whips out his ice pick.

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Adapted from Jardonn's book, The Tortured Secutor, a new slave is delivered in chains for gladiatorial training.

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Jasper sets up scenes of punishment for Jonathan Sikes and William Corder in Jardonn's The Bishop of Grunewald.

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Jasper's story is interrupted by a misguided homosexual.

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A short eulogy for the dearly departed

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Butch is repaid for his installation expertise.

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Margaret's new toilet disappoints her.

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Bennie puts on a good show.

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Jasper argues with an idiot before realizing he's the idiot for arguing with an idiot.

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How to get rid of a fat tub of guts with a sweaty ass.

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The Neighborhood Association objects to our new shingles.

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A freak accident turns Jasper into a freakish, helpless baby.

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Patricia and Margaret nearly break up over a religious misunderstanding.

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Margaret plans to tell her family over the holidays that Patricia is her partner for life, but Jasper thinks it unwise.

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Jasper and the girls have their first major confrontation.

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She loves to suck dick, if only she knew how. Dedicated to my pal, Gary. I'll miss you, my friend. It's cocktail hour. Say hello to Jack for me.

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Jasper helps a lonely woman break out.

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Swimming beneath the moonlight brings out the animal in all of us.

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Everybody sweats in a sauna

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Bennie gets her first encounter with a live penis, then, the other three ladies join her in showing Jasper their appreciation.

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An unfair wrestling match - four females versus one man - Jasper

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Margaret takes charge of the festivities to give Jasper his reward.

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Jasper's back is given a workout, as Margaret is sandwiched between Jasper below and Patricia above.

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Margaret rides Jasper's baloney pony to nurse his injured back.