Join the Uncaped Crusaders every week where science and soft science meet. Fox a microbiologist and Hans: Political blogger, internet researcher, information generalist, amateur deep-diver, and advocate for truth and transparency in government. Our comedic co-hosts traverse current topics from any and all new outlets . No topic is off limits. Let us know what you want to hear via @UncapedCrusades
Episode 183; Back in Action, Third-Wave Lysistratas, & The Perfect Work Bathroom by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 182; Mercedes Madness, Funny OSHA Moments Compilation, & The Bogdanoffs' Revenge by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 180; Bitcoin Assimilation, Feng Shui Scientology, & Fox v. the Housing Market by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 179; The Return of Dubya, NEET Casinos, & Farewell, Plastic Bag by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 178; My Nuclear Program My Choice, The PayPal Rabbit Hole, & The New Florida Man by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 177; Bedsheet Transmogrification, Disinformation the Musical, & Triple Digit Number Bad by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 176; The Alopecia Scheme, Kommisar Khrushchev, & the Hitman Monkey Queen by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 175; Putinbot Posting, Inflation Go Brrrr, & the Three Name Curse by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 174; Updoot Freedom Fighters, The Numerology of Tom Brady, & Chris Joins the Battle by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 173; Bioweapon of Choice, Curtains for Jussie, & N-Slaughter by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 172; Kiev Mules, The Misinformation War, & the Global Shapers Agents by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 171; War in Ukraine?! Sorority Girl Congresswoman?! The DARPA Chief?! by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 170; the Chud Uprising, Victoria's Chromosomes, & Meme-Mobbing the Metaverse by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 169; Enter the Goose, the Real Bitcoin, & Government-Subsidized Choreboy by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 168; Proper Dwarf Representation, Biden's Hot Mike, & EliteSniper69's NFT Heist by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 167; Biden Celebrates Mediocrity, Italian Fantasy VII, & The Fed Gets Hip to Crypto by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 165; The Legend of Clay, Escape From Tel-Aviv, & Happy Fed-iversary by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 164; Biden Saves Christmas, The Feds Among Us, & Aussie Parrots Getting Blotto by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 163: Getting "Opinion Checked", the NIH Philosopher Kings, & Fox Reads Boomer Copypasta by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 162; Jussie's Just Desserts, PPSD, & DARPA Will Weaponize Your Boobies by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 161; Joel's Refugee Story, Coulter's Law, & the Land of Beautiful Stupid by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 160; Fluffer Boy Takes the L, the Smallpox Setup, & 10 Things I Hate About the FBI by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 159; Let's Go Kyle, B.F. Fauci, & Bill Gates' Mega-Yacht Farm Shopping Extravaganza by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 158; The Mandate Mirage, Microdosing with Kamala, & the Taiwan Flashpoint by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 157; John Hinkley's Music Career, I am Spartacus, & Kebab Chungus by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 156; Fox's Grad School Adventures, R1 Twin Turbo Variant, & the KFC Trap House by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 155; Baked-In Boosters, a Brief History of "Accidents", & The AUKUS Deal by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 154; The Long Trail of Infringements, Woody Wilson's NWO, and Muh 9/11 by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 153; Hate Raids, The West Exec Monopoly, & Fortnite Crackers by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 152; Fox on the Road, The Afghanistan Farewell Tour, & The Attack of the Perpetual Midwit by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 151; Windshield Wiper Psyops, Refined Delta Variant +10, & Melvinchu! Brap to The Extreme! by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 150; Better Call Sus, Chinese Diplomatic Disses, & Tales of Woe From the Heartland by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 149; Karman Line Cowboys, Blizzard Bro Culture, & Fauci Gains Deez Functions by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 148; The Feds are at it Again, Trolling Too Hard, & a Little Inflation, as a Treat by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 147; Sudden Teenage Death Syndrome, NIFTy Bioweapons, & Fun Cop Summer by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 145; Biden Unleashed, North Korean Math, & the Sagebrush Juneteenth by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 144; Social Media Silencing, BlackRock Boogaloo, & Assualt Rifles for All by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 141; Hit and Run Biden, Pentagon "Legends", & the Blood Fan by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 140; Microbiology Pillow Talk, Ranked Choice Test Run, & IDF Boy Summer by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 139; Colombia in Turmoil, No Child Left Ahead, & Colostomy Kieth by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 138; The No-Fly List, Prodding at China, and the Suez Purgatory by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 137; The Great Cop Crisis, Totally Safe Knife Fights, & Doxxing Donors by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 136; Get Chipped, the New Covid Surge, and Banana Mayo Sandwiches by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 134; The Great Proximal Cause Debate, Doc on Call, & the Tom Brady of Pathologists by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 133; Sally & Flank, Jim Eagle has Landed, and the Biggest Roadblock in the Universe by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 132; Outsourced State Surveillance, Escaping Zoom, & Crypto-Whiteness by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 129; Kashoggi Revisited, Being Less White, & Cuomo's Death Spiral by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 128; Cuz on the Scene, Tedward's Texas Troubles, & Cuomo's Rise and Fall by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 126; Triple Mask Doublethink, $GME Deez Nuts, & the Progressive Stack by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 125; Antifa MLM, Farewell Diet Coke Button, & the O'Hare Infiltration by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 123; The Clash in the Capitol, Incoming Zuccs, & Punished Trump by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 122; The Year in Review, Dastardly Disney, & Here Comes the Sixth by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 120; What's in a Vaccine, Petey's Pity Party, & Cowabunga It Is by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 119; Mysterious Monoliths, Biden's Boot, & Deadnaming Elliot Page by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 118; China Contingency, Releasing the Kraken, & the Red Bracelet Club by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 117; Tappin' dat Alaska, Nuke Power, & Yes, More Election Stuff by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 116; The Dominion Deep Dive, More Conspiracies, & When Will This End? by UncapedCrusaders
Episdode 115; The Great Election Heist, Sassy Sydney, & Indentured Rehab Maids by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 114; Joel Chaco's Canuck Cathedral, the War for the Normie's Mind, & Alberta 51 by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 112; Digital Censorship, Nifty Newspeak, & The Return of the Mick by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 111; Whitmer's Watchmen, Skank Banks, & Trump's Sweet Baby Magic by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 109; Buzzfeed's Bank Bombshell, Leisure Suit Hunter, & the Seattle Street Czar by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 108; The Barr Identity, Antifa Glow-Ops, & Sunset Transracial Overdrive by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 107; A Tribute to Conspiracies, The War on Terror Retrospective, & Bob Woodward Rides Again by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 106; Tonawanda Forever, PBA Cardistry, & JoJo's Bizzare Election by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 105; The Kenosha Meme Rush, Self-Defence Debate, & Rave Elephants by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 104; Liz in the City, Iron Lung Voter Fraud, & Camel Spider Ambushes by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 102; The Fine Arts, Dictators, & Feminism with Liz Leighton by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 98; More Melvin, Apocalyptic Gains, & the Cancel Party Don't Stop by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 96; The Outer Heaven Autonomous Zone, Witch TERFs, & Red Hot Ice Cube by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 95; Doc Talk, IEP Superheroes, and Totally Sincere Corporations by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 93; The Council of Deer People, More Biden Gaffes, & Memorial Melvin by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 92; Simpettes for Biden, Social Distance Beatdowns, and Kimball's Callout by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 90; Foodbank Wagyu, Video Conference Nudity, & Druckmann Chooses, a Gamer Obeys by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 89; Fox Hates Nurses, Mick Hates the Philippines, and I Hate Online Classes by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 86; Social Distancing Adventures, Tiger Talk, & Pig Game Hunting by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 82; Bill's Self-Care, Dwarves vs. Camels, & Neckbeard Hockey by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 81; The Pendulum is Dead, N-Word Nightmare, & Auto-Erotic Lynching by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 80; Mick's Purple Pills, The Debate Debacle, and Ben Affleck's Apology Tour by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 79; Mini Mike, the Jersey Poop Bombings, & Toking with Tagalongs by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 78; Pangolin Pariahs, Consolation Whoppers, and Fox is a Supreme Gentleman by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 77; Unleavened Naan Deoderant, The Kicks-Lakers Merger & Dr. Matt's Mailbag by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 76; Rosie, Queen of Coronavirus, Fallon Fox's Sandwich Patrol, & What's Eating Abe Maslow by UncapedCrusaders
EP 74; Barbecue Bonus, Fantasy Quidditch, & Please Do Not Feed the Lizzo by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 71; Merry Impeachmas, More Cannon Cringe, & Death of an Author by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 70; Art is Dead (Again), Brokeback Mount of Olives, & Nobody Actually Likes Nick Cannon by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 69; Spinning Sexism, Gettin' Extrajudicial, and the Zim-Zam Strikes Back by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 68; Friday of Color, Pigs Don't Fly, and Teacher of the Year by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 67; Giving Thanks, Charlie's Copouts, and the Tour de Ethiopia by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 66; The Feminists and their Lies, Moose Knuckles, and Irish Ingenuity by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 64; Doggone Dreads, The Brief Wondrous Life of Katie Hill, & What the Hell is a Regatta? by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 63; The Uncaped Halloween Bash, the Trans Moratorium, & How to Respect Wamen by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 62; The Birth of the Marmot, Interior Decorating With Carrie, & the Ñ-Word Pass by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 61; The Incredible Dog Pill, the Manchurian Psy-Op, and Kultured Kino by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 60; Amber's Moving Castle Doctrine, Unisex Uteruses, & Mick is an Ungrateful Lard by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 58: Richard Branson's Beta Orbit, Tactical Espionage Urination, and Jolly Green Greta by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 57: The War on Vape Nation, De-Stressing with Pennywise, and Fluffy Bunny Genocide by UncapedCrusaders
Ep 55; TERF Wars, Shitter Machete 2: Florida Rising, and the Popeyes Existential Crisis Sandwich by UncapedCrusaders
Ep 52; Chocolate Fallacies, Refridgerator Recycling, & Uber Amistad by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 49; Episode 49; Berkley Broads, 007 Heaven, & Prison Reform by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 59; Queen Greta's Return, The Kids are "OK", & Mutually Assured Cancellation by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 43; Gargoyle Galore, Salacious Soap, & Whining about Weinstein by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 41; Bashing Babadooks, Alcoholic Anchor Arrests, & FigBat Facebook Fun by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 40; Bethesda Releases a Patch for Florida, Jeung vs Freud, & Blackened Australian Ice Cream by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 39; Shark Attacks, Borax Baking, & Getting Dicked by the Evidence by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 38; Annie Get Your SRS, Airline Authoritarians, & Cocaine Coulter by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 37; Counseling for Comedians, Aussie Hunting for Porcine Protection, & Cosmetic Cojones by UncapedCrusaders
Episdoe 36; News Anchor Assualt, Mexican Menage Standoff, & Female Education by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 35; Bane Plane Pulling, Betty Bullfighter Bullsh**, & Blue Pill Can't Jump by UncapedCrusaders
Ever wonder what it would be like to talk to animals? Ever go halfsies on an 8-ball only to have Sigmund Freud hog all your rails? Does defecating on furniture automatically confer ownership? All these questions will be answered in Episode 34. Enjoy! Want more justification for your lint roller? Get more Hazencruz at: soundcloud.com/hazencruz and http://lhlpodcast.club/
Ep 33; A Streetcar Named Negan,Teaching Kids Not To Fall, & Selling Your Sister for Better Sound by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 32; Mickey Mouse In The High Castle, Kindergarten Ebay, & Slimey Entreprenuers by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 31; Catching the Oscars Outside, How about Dat FightNight, & Ouija Waterboarding by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 30; Water for Mammoths, Flat Earther Unions, & Bratty Bachelors Degrees by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 29; Vixens 4 Vday, Talking Trash Doves, & Dribbling Discrimination by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 28; Profitable Plagerism, Getting Dicked by Dictionary, & Vodka-Flavored Thin Mints by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 27; 8-Legged Bucket Lists, Gaga for Sports, & Venus De Milo Voting by UncapedCrusaders
Episode 26; Strolling Suffragettes, FBI 4 Kids, & Terminated by Tweets by UncapedCrusaders
Ep 25; Occupational Fapping, Stand UP 4 Autism, & Its Only G** if Balls Touch by UncapedCrusaders
Do you think Hollywood celebrities are disenfranchised? Did Midas' ever use his golden touch to write his name in the snow? Are celebrities immortal? Check out our latest installment of UncapedCrusaders! (Patreon will be delayed until Monday Jan 23 2017)
Episode 23; Magic Mormon Underwear, Blood Elf Beer Connoisseurs, & F$*% Marry Kill Disney Edition by UncapedCrusaders
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One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.
One is a psychologist, a professor, and fairly level headed.
The other is a virologist, a part time deviant, and a tad dysfunctional
Together they comprise the UncapedCrusaders battling a myriad of topics… without necessarily solving shit. That would be YOUR Job! We present the topics and our opinions, you can decide who is right, or if we’re both wrong.