The fact that this is episode number 25 and it is about my 26th birthday shows that I am bad at math.
The phrase "IT'S LIGHTS OUT" in Formula 1 means that the race has started. It also means that Nikita Mazepin's car mysteriously turned itself off in the middle of the race.
Some guy tried to pickpocket me. Little did he know that my bag carried less valuables than Lidl.
"Two weeks ago I told you that this will be the worst episode you would ever hear, and I intend to keep my promises"
It can be argued that sports law is a branch of entertainment law. It can also be argued that there is no link between entertainment and this podcast.
First month down, 11 more to go. Some troubling news from the Bar of England and Wales but that will not stop me from applying for a pupillage. I encourage you to read up on Captain Sir Thomas Moore's story and use him as this year's inspiration.
There are days when I feel the joy of life. There are days when I explore the world. Yet still, there are even better days. The best days. Those are the London Tuesdays.
The UK is as weak in organising its defence against Covid as the US Capital Police is against a protest. Also, I am starting a new challenge.
Top-up your plates and fill your drinks. Santa can't fly this year, who cares what he thinks?
January is on its way, and for me it is only getting warmer. Christmas in Cyprus is like summer in London. I am surrounded by gyms and coffee shops on every corner.
Last week I was reminded why I love performing stand-up. In this episode I am trying to convince you to do it as well.
Enjoy the 3rd lockdown.
Telling yourself that you will do something tomorrow is the same as saying that tomorrow you will be a different person. You won't be. You will be the same person as you are today. So if "tomorrow's you" can do those things, so can the "current you" do them today.
The podcast is evolving... just backwards. I have an announcement this week - taking a first step to improve another hobby of mine.
Play this episode to find out how a sleepy Ukrainian sounds like.
As always, happy Tuesday!
This is mostly an appreciation post, with some bad jokes as usual.
All of the jokes were approved and contributed by the German representatives of Germany and a few (all) Liberal Democrats