Florida Woman: Recent Episodes
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We've all heard of Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join hosts Kelsey Ann Wacker (Florida Native) and Nathan Simpson (Midwestern Outsider) as we dive deep into the humid landscape, bizarre crimes, strange history and beautiful fuckin maniacs that make up our country's weirdest state. A podcast as obscene and surreal as the place itself
Would YOU drive 100mph with three children in the backseat to get your GF to her taco bell job interview???
https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/florida-man-drives-100-mph-to-get-girlfriend-to-taco-bell-interview/
https://myq105.com/2023/08/25/a-florida-mans-t-shirt-choice-probably-wont-help-with-his-dui-case/
https://fortune.com/2023/10/21/florida-man-guilty-murdering-wife-zombie-house-flipping-reality-tv-show/
https://www.tampabay.com/nation-world/florida-man-tries-to-bring-a-non-working-grenade-on-an-airplane-20190305/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13052845/drunk-man-naked-florida-airport-terminal.html
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-stabbing-friend-with-samurai-sword-over-xbox
https://nypost.com/2024/02/02/metro/florida-ex-nyc-medical-examiner-accused-of-stealing-from-dead-people/
https://nypost.com/2024/03/02/us-news/florida-man-trafficked-thousands-of-turtles-worth-125k-to-hong-kong-germany/
https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/non-tipping-customer-slapped-spat-on-for-not-throwing-money-at-employees-florida-bar-victoria-jones-charged-body-talk-sports-port-st-lucie-sheriffs-office-report-surveillance-video-account
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-naked-florida-woman-wielding-peeler-knife-barges-into-racetrac-threatens-to-kill-staff-deputies
Why do Montenegrins keep a chair next to their beds? So they can take a rest after they wake up.
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-takes-stolen-amazon-van-on-20-mile-joyride-is-your-package-late
https://news.yahoo.com/doctors-remove-150-live-bugs-234435817.html
https://6abc.com/coat-hanger-medical-procedure-animal-cruelty-dogs/3114873/
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-conspiracy-create-distribute-animal-crush-videos
https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/20/us/florida-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-140-times/index.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/21/us/sandhole-florida-death-beach.html
https://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-missing-spain-taken-090052280.html
Imagine being executed by a Beachcraft Bonanza. This is a prompt. Imagine it.
SOURCES:
https://wflanews.iheart.com/featured/the-ryan-gorman-show/content/2023-02-02-florida-man-bites-head-off-girlfriends-python-during-domestic-dispute/
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/29/florida-man-loses-50000-in-accidental-text-romance-scheme/
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/25/florida-man-accused-in-fatal-triple-shooting-after-trying-to-date-his-own-daughter/
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/01/us/plane-crash-florida-mobile-home-park.html
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html
https://www.businessinsider.com/frontier-passenger-pulled-down-underwear-squatted-in-aisle-affidavit-2024-1
https://nypost.com/2024/01/20/news/florida-politician-stabs-daughter-husband-believing-they-were-the-devil/
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/elderly-woman-arrested-florida/
https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/sting-uncovers-toothless-scheme-3-women-arrested-miami-dade-and-brow-ard-counties-avocado-grill-on-datura-street-west-palm-beach-police-department-ann-sherry-miller-mother-daughter-pair-named-mary-steimberg-sheila-angelina-miller-bogus-9000-bill
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html
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Rose Marks ran the most successful Gypsy fortune telling scam in history, with earnings totalling close to 40 MILLION dollars, and she reached the peak of her riches in our beloved Sunshine State. Wait, are you allowed to say Gypsy on the air?
I don't believe in anything.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/30/us/conjuring-spirits-in-florida.html
https://nypost.com/2023/12/02/news/florida-woman-alyssa-ann-zinger-posed-as-teen-to-molest-middle-schoolers-police/
https://www.fox13news.com/news/wander-franco-investigation-rays-shortstops-message-to-alleged-14-year-old-victim-revealed
https://nypost.com/2023/12/24/news/overwhelmed-florida-woman-arrested-after-309-animals-seized-from-her-mobile-home-with-lethal-levels-of-ammonia-inside/
https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/news/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-over-traumatic-toilet-explosion/
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-throws-beer-can-fires-ar-15-rifle-after-being-upset-by-drivers-speeding-in-his-neighborhood-pcso
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-with-underwear-around-his-neck-accused-of-prowling-in-same-yard-as-reported-bonsai-tree-theft
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Did you know a small Florida Panhandle town is home to one of the most famous string of UFO sightings in history? Hundreds of witnesses corroborated Ed Walters' sightings, but it all came crashing down. Join our patreon to listen to this deep dive!
Also, unrelated, I need the skunk ape to sit on my face. That's just a need of mine.
Also apparently there was a shapeshifting alien at the Bayview Mall in Miami last week. True story.
We're back on our bullshit. New Merch: https://www.nathanesimpson.com/store-1
Sources:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ron-desantis-collapse-trump_n_658ca832e4b014ec45a31537
https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-man-known-monkey-whisperer-arrested-illegally-selling-primates/2JXFDADYOFETJIHRYKRAJGIZVY/
https://nypost.com/2024/01/01/news/florida-man-makes-dirt-angels-while-hiding-from-cops-following-car-crash-bizarre-video-shows/
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-allegedly-beats-roommates-raccoon-man-takes-fl-officers-taser-fl-business-partners-kill-each-other
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/01/05/74-year-old-florida-man-on-electric-scooter-threatened-chased-2-with-knife-police-say/
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2023/11/03/rubber-bale-world-war-germans-sunken-ship-washes-up-florida-beach-indialantic/71421728007/
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/16/us/politics/moms-for-liberty-sex-scandal.html#:~:text=So%20when%20one%20of%20its,pressure%20for%20her%20to%20resign
https://www.upi.com/Archives/1982/01/05/A-Florida-woman-accused-of-abducting-five-elderly-people/3996379054800/
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/06/florida-woman-accused-of-screaming-political-profanities-ringing-bell-at-5-am-each-day/
https://www.957thehog.com/happy-florida-woman-is-first-mugshot-of-the-year-nominee/
We're going to guilt George Bailey into having sex with us. We'll lie to him and tell him we could solve all the money problems if he just did this one thing
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/the-10-most-overpriced-housing-markets-in-america-5-are-in-florida
https://www.wdbo.com/news/local/florida-man-gets-caught-skipping-line-disney-world-claims-be-ucf-football-player/HTFRUDFSRNCUPMCYIGK3NRVTBM/
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-in-stolen-ambulance-leads-deputies-on-chase-straight-to-sheriffs-office-officials-say
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/drunk-man-molested-manatee-statue-threw-gator-nuggets-in-florida-restaurant-sheriff/3183431/
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/causeway-couple-collared-803617
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-arrested-falsely-reporting-her-childrens-christmas-gifts-stolen-failed-grinch-like-plot
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-park-reports-birth-ultra-rare-white-leucistic-alligator
https://nypost.com/2023/12/07/news/watch-florida-bear-attacks-takes-off-with-reindeer-christmas-decoration/
Happy one week after thanksgiving, babes. We're still in FL. Shit's weird down here.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-allegedly-stabs-boyfriend-eye-rabies-needles-looking-other-women
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/28/florida-woman-eat-counterfeit-money-walmart-arrest/71726508007/
https://people.com/skull-found-in-florida-thrift-store-may-be-human-8387787
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-who-dismembered-another-man-on-thanksgiving-shoots-himself-deputies/3169027/
https://nypost.com/2023/11/27/news/suspect-accused-of-murdering-and-dismembering-man-kills-self/
https://www.nydailynews.com/2023/11/24/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-thanksgiving-mass-shooting-on-nyc-subway/
https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/florida-man-jailed-after-woman-found-with-hatchet-wound/
https://nypost.com/2019/11/28/masturbating-florida-man-slugs-elderly-man-who-asked-him-to-stop/
In which a drunken gentleman disrobes and engages in a physical altercation with law enforcement at Disney World, among other tantalizing tales of brutality and nonsense. Please, do enjoy.
Happy Halloween, spookers, scarers, gobins and ghouls. Please enjoy our collection of morbid trash from the Sunshine State. Murder-suicide pacts, big cat maulings, the booty patrol, american flag suits, undercover slutting. SOURCES:https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-paid-150-for-full-contact-experience-ended-up-mauled-by-leopard/https://atlantablackstar.com/2023/10/19/major-republican-donor-who-called-obama-racial-slur-dies/https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/13-year-old-allegedly-stabbed-mother-death-front-newborn-baby-charged-rcna122683https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/17kakg1/is_florida_really_that_bad_now/https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/17iel37/california_and_new_york_migrating_to_florida/
We discuss Disney World's most titanic wedgie and the lawsuit which followed. We discuss Matt Gaetz's hijinks in the House, Desantis wringing FL citizens for all they're worth, armed showdowns between Pop Warner parents, dick-pill Walter White, grandmas doing hit-and-runs, Italian Bitches, Anthrax, and of course, the source of all of Florida's problems: the Ghosts. Please enjoy. SOURCES:1. https://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/06/us/florida-man-dies-of-rare-form-of-anthrax.html 2. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/10/04/florida-man-flaunts-gun-at-sons-pop-warner-game-in-leesburg-police-say/ 3. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/10/03/florida-man-faces-charges-in-villages-black-market-erectile-dysfunction-drug-case/ 4. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/10/04/whats-next-for-matt-gaetz-00120035 5. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/09/desantis-why-i-enjoy-denying-health-care-to-poor-floridians.html 6. https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16x9xw1/why_is_everyone_so_angry_in_this_state/ 7. https://nypost.com/2023/10/04/new-york-retiree-linda-marie-caccese-arrested-for-beating-florida-man/ 8. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/hit-and-run-victim-takes-2-mile-ride-on-car-hood-after-woman-tries-to-flee-crash-at-50-mph-deputies-say 9. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-killed-alligator-sabrina-peckham/45319459 10. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/03/business/disney-world-kowabunga-water-slide-lawsuit.html
We got rabies, we got people using babies for sport. We got guys throwing dudes off bridges. We got gigantic monster dinosaur gators chomping people in half. We got a shootout over tree-trimming. And then Nate tries clumsily to explain how Florida is the Freudian Death Drive of the national psyche. It's true. Think about it. Join us!
SOURCES:
https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16qykvt/has_florida_really_gotten_that_bad/
https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/16peja8/its_been_30_days_since_school_started_and_my/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupio_dissolvi
https://nypost.com/2023/09/26/man-is-bitten-by-rabid-otter-41-times-while-feeding-ducks/
tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/florida-man-throws-bicycle-then-other-man-off-bridge-20180925/
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/09/19/florida-man-shoots-neighbor-tree-trimming/70898516007/
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/heres-the-minimum-annual-income-required-to-be-middle-class-in-florida-new-study
https://baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2023/09/22/pinellas-county-sheriff-s-office-investigating-death-in-largo
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/human-body-found-in-the-mouth-of-14-foot-florida-alligator/
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-arrested-leaving-son-11-hotel-room-dead-man-following-menage-a-trois-2-men
https://www.wptv.com/2-women-arrested-for-tossing-baby-back-and-forth-like-a-toy
We got breastfeeding men, hijacked bulldozers, boy moms, chum play, airborne chemicals, Metaverse education, conspiracy theories, nerd rage, ring cameras and more. Let's go!https://www.newyorker.com/news/annals-of-education/virtual-reality-school-as-the-ultimate-school-choicehttps://nypost.com/2023/09/14/florida-man-jesse-smith-steals-excavator-crashes-into-walmart/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/27/us/florida-neighbor-chemical-agent.htmlhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/25/chemistry-phd-student-injected-chemicals-upstairs-neighbors-home-watch/70679527007/https://www.binnews.com/content/2023-09-12-florida-woman-admits-shes-addicted-to-breastfeeding-her-husband/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-jumps-in-water-to-meet-sharks-while-leaving-2-year-old-alone-in-running-car-deputieshttps://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-goes-missing-on-carnival-ship
Real grab bag of Florida nonsense this week, guys. We try not to wake the child as we discuss the nazis in Orlando, the criminality of Nissan Altima drivers, alcoholic black bears, problematic assemblies, rolex theft, and more. Fuck yeah let's goSOURCES:https://www.adl.org/sites/default/files/documents/assets/pdf/combating-hate/ExtremismFloridaINSIDE.pdfhttps://nypost.com/2022/09/08/florida-man-randy-austerman-arrested-after-pulling-3-foot-sword-on-cops/https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop-29950239https://nypost.com/2023/09/06/man-killed-us-parents-who-saved-him-from-ukrainian-orphanage-cops/https://nypost.com/2023/08/28/teacher-kayla-lemieux-seen-in-new-pic-with-z-cup-fake-boobs/https://www.wesh.com/article/bunnell-elementary-principal-resigns/45034162https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/09/06/new-south-florida-resident-falls-for-old-trick-beautiful-woman-he-met-at-hard-rock-took-rolex/https://www.today.com/food/news/3-legged-bear-tripod-white-claws-rcna103772
We did it babes, it's our ONE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!! Thanks to each and every one of our listeners for coming along with us on this lurid, hateful journey. We love you guys.
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SOURCES:
https://www.businessinsider.com/nfl-rosters-by-state-2016-9
https://nflcommunications.com/Pages/Saint-Thomas-Aquinas-High-School-of-Fort-Lauderdale-Has-Most-NFL-Players--.aspx
https://www.thedailybeast.com/be-likable-ron-plane-flies-overhead-desantis-at-iowa-fair
https://winknews.com/2023/08/21/florida-woman-accused-of-spiking-drinks-with-roach-spray/
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/08/23/florida-womans-finger-severed-in-library-drop-box/
https://nypost.com/2023/07/27/florida-women-arrested-after-wild-brawl-one-bit-the-others-ear-off/
https://www.instagram.com/mugshawtys/?hl=en
https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/08/07/desantis-housing-investigation-florida-affordable/
https://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2018/08/24/florida-man-threatens-co-worker-with-box-cutter-in-argument-about-christian-music/
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/08/23/man-holding-wild-dolphin-on-florida-beach-sparks-outrage-prompts-investigation/
https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/florida-man-caught-on-video-stealing-11k-of-food-from-restaurant/
https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-threatened-employees-with-gun-when-chicken-wings-order-was-late-police-say/article_e94cedff-0711-5fb5-9d1f-da907a980b4d.html
Full Episode available at Patreon.com/floridawomanpodIn 1997, the Aisenberg Family of Valrico FL woke up on an otherwise typical morning to the worst nightmare imaginable to young parents: the disappearance of their 5 month old baby, Sabrina. What happened? Who did it? Where is she? What's going on?
Anger. Roach spray. Nunchuks. Forklifts. Barbie. Slavery. Fish sex. Mountain Dew. Prager U. Road rage. Gas Tax. Girls Gone Wild. Delirium
SOURCES
https://www.boston25news.com/news/deep-viral/police-florida-man-sprays-women-with-roach-spray-break-out-nunchucks-over-loud-music/976378694/
https://nypost.com/2017/08/14/man-says-hookah-smoking-caterpillar-sent-him-on-liquor-store-forklift-rampage/
https://www.wsaz.com/2023/08/14/florida-man-posed-veterinarian-operated-pregnant-dog-that-later-died-authorities-say/?outputType=apps
https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15lrqaa/prageru_is_laughing_all_the_way_to_the_bank_here/
https://www.npr.org/2023/08/14/1193557432/florida-education-private-schools-prageru-desantis
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/data-shows-florida-gas-tax-holiday-didnt-deliver-prices-are-still-rising-anyway/
https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/15n8n5g/florida_drivers_are_the_worst_drivers_in_the/
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-doused-herself-in-diet-mountain-dew-soda-to-erase-dna-after-killing-roommate-in-daytona-beach-police
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/160214-sex-in-the-sea-book-animal-behavior-marine-life-marah-hardt
I'm not joking. That's what the episode is actually about. Please enjoy. Also, we're back from FL. It was hot as shit.
Need we say more?! There's cocaine sharks off the coast of FL. Hop in with ushttps://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/22/desantis-slavery-curriculum/https://www.the-sun.com/tech/8645979/cocaine-sharks-florida-eating-drugs/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/25/dashcam-video-shows-woman-with-pitchfork-whip-before-arrest-outside-florida/https://abc7chicago.com/human-remains-found-in-3-separate-suitcases-in-florida-police-say/13543428/https://floridapolitics.com/archives/625007-report-ron-desantis-in-car-accident-in-tennessee/https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coral-reef-mortality-florida-ocean-temperatures/https://www.cbsnews.com/news/aaa-insurance-policies-florida-nonrenewal/https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/editorials/article277539898.html\https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/07/25/florida-man-tried-to-enter-patrick-space-force-base-to-warn-of-aliens-vs-dragons-officials-say/https://abcnews.go.com/US/strikingly-warm-ocean-heat-wave-off-florida-coasts/story?id=101487160https://www.npr.org/2023/07/19/1188349149/as-seas-get-hotter-south-florida-gets-slammed-by-an-ocean-heat-wavehttps://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/judge-sentences-florida-man-18-years-prison-attempting-provide-material-support-isishttps://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-shows-off-gun-accidently-shoots-himself/https://abcnews.go.com/US/us-heat-wave-latest-forecast/story?id=101598235
Were you aware that Terry Schiavo was a Florida woman? Were you aware that "schiavo" means "slave" in Italian? Learn all this sordid nonsense and more on this week's Patreon episode, where we dive into the case and the myriad philosophical messes it inspired.
It's Independence Day once again, and we're in the goddamned spirit. We've got severed hands, baby weapons, human fireworks, patriotic street shredding and more. Get wet!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.comHelp the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
We're back with a new addition! We recorded this episode a day before Kelsey Ann gave birth to our daughter! Join us as we talk about the flesh eating bacteria festering in the several-thousand-mile-long blob of seaweed hurtling towards Florida's coastline, as well as the flesh eating bacteria hiding in the microbial ecosystem of certain Florida residents, accompanied by a ratchet ass Florida woman who murdered her husband while covered in dog shit. Wholesome fun for the whole family!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.comHelp the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
Episode 90 of Florida Woman Podcast is available at Patreon.com/Floridawomanpod
In this first of two salacious episodes we introduce our characters, Becki, Jerry, and Giancarlo, and dive into the relentlessly horny situation that would eventually bring about the downfall of America's largest Christian university.
WE EXPLORE: Ron Desantis's embarrassing presidential campaign announcement, Sewer Iguanas, Gator Attacks, Cannibalism, Female Pedophilia, White Ladies' feelings towards law enforcement, and more!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.comHelp the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack#:~:text=On%20May%2026%2C%202012%2C%20Rudy,Florida%2C%20US%20making%20headlines%20worldwide.https://abcnews.go.com/US/gator-arm-florida-man-loses-arm-attack-10/story?id=99535517https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/25/florida-man-iguana-toilethttps://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-arrested-streaming-live-video-himself-social-media/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/05/26/unearthing-the-past-florida-scientists-find-fossils-of-ancient-elephants-sabretooth-cats-rhinos/https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-woman-finds-husband-with-a-naked-chick-so-she-decides-to-poop-on-the-floor-and-pull-out-a-rifle-6530728https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/05/18/florida-woman-accused-of-crashing-into-multiple-cars-throwing-fake-snake-to-evade-traffic-stop/
RIP Jerry Springer. A FL legend, baby
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SOURCES:https://www.foxnews.com/sports/golfers-brawl-on-course-pace-of-play-argumenthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665005/Police-Man-kicked-swans-head-Florida-park.htmlhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/https://nypost.com/2023/01/23/florida-man-dubbed-pooping-perpetrator-sought-by-police-for-break-in/https://www.foxnews.com/us/drunk-florida-man-jason-bournehttps://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2019/05/02/florida-man-wearing-bonnet-dress-steals-baby-formula-from-publix/https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/2021/04/30/police-florida-man-attacked-family-with-samurai-sword/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/these-florida-cities-have-the-highest-std-rates-cdchttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/01/26/florida-woman-scams-holocaust-survivor-life-savings/11127064002/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/
Welcome to--officially--the darkest and most disturbing episode of the Florida Woman Podcast thus far. Beware all ye who listen, shit is going to get weird. And very, very bloody.
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SOURCES:
https://allthatsinteresting.com/henry-lee-lucas-ottis-toole
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottis_Toole
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Lee_Lucas
https://www.ranker.com/list/henry-lee-lucas-ottis-toole/stefanie-hammond
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/so-sue-me/202009/the-psychology-false-confessions
Netflix docuseries “The Confession Killer”
Guys, we're playing the hits today: Incest, drug abuse, hallucinations, breaking and entering, public misbehavior, castle doctrine, giant inescapable blobs of algae, and all the rest. Get in on it!We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.You can follow us on Instagram at:@FloridaWoman.PodEmail us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.comHelp the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpodFlorida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitivebandSOURCES:https://www.wfla.com/news/politics/florida-bill-would-give-37m-in-educational-funding-to-lottery-retailers/amp/https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/southeast/2022/03/25/659808.htmlhttps://www.fox6now.com/news/sheriff-florida-mother-shot-burglar-who-entered-home-because-dinosaurs-were-chasing-himhttps://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/florida-man-accused-of-attacking-mom-when-she-wouldnt-dress-his-mannequin/935524590/https://winknews.com/2018/05/22/florida-man-climbs-on-playground-equipment-to-tell-children-where-babies-come-from/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/deltona-man-tackles-deputy-kisses-underage-girl-and-tries-to-strangle-parents-slapped-with-8-felonieshttps://www.cnn.com/travel/article/sargassum-seaweed-blob-explained-florida-scn/?dicbo=v2-8lhPJ4B&iid=ob_lockedrail_longstory_poolhttps://www.nbc12.com/2021/03/26/florida-mom-with-boxing-glove-superglued-hand-fights-girl-daughters-school-police-say/https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/26/naked-couple-found-wrestling-in-car-outside-florida-mall-during-fight-about-pee-napkin-police-say/
Imagine this: you work at a McDonald's. Your manager calls you into the office. She is on the phone with a police officer, who is ordering her to,.. strip you completely nude. Sound like grounds for quitting? Wait until you find out how many times this happened, and who exactly was behind it.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman?
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/investigations/2022/05/05/strip-search-hoax-kentucky-mcdonalds-fake-officer-scam/9598367002/https://www.mamamia.com.au/netflix-dont-pick-up-the-phone/https://www.moviemaker.com/dont-pick-up-the-phone-was-already-an-excellent-movie-called-compliance/https://www.bustle.com/entertainment/where-is-david-richard-stewart-now-suspected-hoax-callerhttps://simplypsychology.org/milgram.html
Hello babes, on today's episode, your hosts engage in dirty sex talk and general filth. Gross. Topics include: Os, Js, JOs, Cs, BJs, and As. Pretty cool stuff. Also discussed: Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day, nailed-on cartoon tits, job site porta-potty deaths, sex manuals in elementary school libraries, and much more.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.wfla.com/video/florida-woman-calls-for-sugar-daddy-mommy-appreciation-day-at-board-meeting/8461943/
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-woman-calls-for-sugar-daddy-appreciation-day-at-board-meeting/
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/investigators/2023/03/09/desantis-seeks-98-million-to-fund-floridas-own-military/
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/03/07/florida-man-killed-when-bulldozer-crushes-port-a-potty-deputies-say/
https://www.fox7austin.com/news/florida-man-sentenced-to-20-years-after-bringing-condoms-pink-dress-to-child-sex-sting
https://kutv.com/news/nation-world/police-florida-man-jailed-after-trying-to-barbecue-all-the-child-molesters
https://nypost.com/2023/03/06/florida-man-scott-hollingsworth-attacked-by-alligator-lurking-outside-his-front-door/
Hello babies. Today we're talking Tactical Guys, Shootin Guns, Sewer Gators, Rascal Scooters, Geezers committing vehicular manslaughter, keeping big cats in your public housing, and much much more. Let's boogie~~
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-woman-hops-on-elderly-drivers-lap-tries-to-steal-car/
https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/elderly-florida-woman-drives-into-diners-killing-one-injuring-six/
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/12/12/purple-street-lights-are-popping-up-across-south-florida-but-why/
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/20/nyregion/alligator-prospect-park-brooklyn.html
https://floridamanbirthday.org/february-22
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/23/florida-man-accused-of-stealing-crossbow-by-stuffing-it-down-his-pants/
Today's discussion includes: pig titties, doorbell lickers, the sucker v. f*cker dynamic, UFO wars, police sex, and alligator fetishists. Does that sound like your cup of tea?
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-man-caught-on-camera-licking-doorbell/
https://insidethemagic.net/2023/01/disney-world-deputy-sex-scandal-resign-ld1/
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/7-florida-beaches-make-top-10-deadliest-beaches-list
https://notallowedto.com/zoo-employee-killed-by-an-alligator/
Did you know that in the 1990s, the Walt Disney Corporation built a suburban town in Florida? Celebration, FL, was an experiment in New Urbanism constructed (in the Disney style) to recall an idyllic American past that never existed to begin with. The schools, municipal buildings, restaurants, storefronts, homes, landscaping, churches and everything else were all tightly controlled by Disney. Wanna guess how that turned out?
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.news.com.au/travel/destinations/north-america/the-creepy-history-of-disneys-perfect-town/news-story/8b9a034e93ddb074b5fbdbb286f83806
https://yourmileagemayvary.net/2022/02/19/celebration-florida-the-not-so-perfect-town-that-disney-built/
https://insidethemagic.net/2020/12/golden-oak-disney-world-kc1mmb/
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/dec/13/celebration-death-of-a-dream
https://www.thedailybeast.com/celebration-florida-how-disneys-community-of-tomorrow-became-a-total-nightmare
https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/90dc4c6c715e0ecd94586f3a9d6cc9e1
Welcome babes, today we talk about warm nourishing mush, Jair Bolsonaro shuffling around an Orlando Publix, Red Tide, Evil Pests, the urban Crime Wave, Salt Life murder, and so much more!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/01/jair-bolsonaro-florida-publix-kfc-memes.html
https://www.wjbf.com/news/4-foot-emotional-support-snake-found-in-luggage-at-tampa-international-airport/
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/legal-team-for-salt-life-co-founder-charged-in-connection-to-murder-claims-search-of-hotel-room-was-illegal/77-2d7b8001-a8fc-485c-9dfb-182ece96cc19
https://twitter.com/jonathanlkrohn/status/1611012514380144640
Six little words that ignited a cultural explosion:
"Cash me outside, how bout dat?"
In today's episode we explore the infamous, groan-inducing rise to fame of mush-mouthed West Palm native and overall ratchet teenage ho, Danielle Bregoli, now known internationally by her stage name, Bhad Bhabie. Love her or hate her, she is a cultural dynamo and today on FLP we discuss her evolution from auto thievery and violent outbursts at age 13 to her becoming the youngest female artist to ever debut on the Billboard Hot 100. Oh, and she's on OnlyFans. For shame.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/bhad-bhabie-biography-who-2377427
https://www.newsweek.com/rapper-bhad-bhabie-accused-blackfishing-what-happened-her-face-1759541
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhad_Bhabie
https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/bhad-bhabie-onlyfans-receipts-1235063361/
https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/danielle-bregoli-then-vs-now-bhad-bhabie-transformation-photos/
Hello my bitches, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, festive Kwanzaa, joyous solstice, or whatever dumb shit it is you do. In this episode we discuss the deep existential dread and disappointment one can experience in Orlando, the local Christmas customs of the residents of Pinellas County, and an actual grandmother being run over, not by a reindeer, but by a parade float.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Greetings babes, today we're talking about some of the darkest, most depressing material we've ever covered. Because of the nation's opioid epidemic, rehabs and addiction centers around the country are overcrowded and hard to get into. Florida's solution? Create a new type of rehab called a Sober Home, and allow absolutely anyone to open and run one. And in some cases, supply their residents with the very drugs that ruined their lives.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/florida-sober-home-owner-sentenced
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/courts/2022/06/30/marthe-hippolyte-sentenced-role-kenny-chatman-sober-home-south-florida-addiction-treatment-centers/7770363001/
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/megyn-kelly/florida-s-billion-dollar-drug-treatment-industry-plagued-overdoses-fraud-n773376
https://www.frankrubino.com/blog/2021/01/what-is-patient-brokering-and-why-is-it-illegal/
https://drugfree.org/parent-blog/my-son-is-a-victim-of-a-broken-addiction-treatment-system/
American Greed Season 2 Ep 10
Babes It's the FIRST ANNIVERSARY of the FWP!! On this auspicious occasion we have some extremely exciting news to share. Too exciting to include in the description. You just have to listen. Topics include: Horsey Cops, Sexy sephardim, Dog Sex, Mormon birth rates, and WAY more. Let's get it!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Fellas, ladies, whatever you do this Thanksgiving, please do not shoot your family members. It's our first holiday episode, and it seems as if Florida has a certain murderous tradition. And guess what? The true Thanksgiving is Floridian.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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In 2017, 22 year old Randy Herman Jr. stabbed his best friend Brook Preston to death in West Palm Beach, Florida. The twist? Randy may have been completely unconscious during the act. In this episode we try and determine whether Randy's act was the cause of malicious intent or a terrible case of Parasomnia.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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We're back with a minisode for you boys and girls! Topics include: junk foods stereotypes, Colonel Sander's sexy forearms, Aaron Carter's Neverland experience, and more!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.audacy.com/kluv/latest/florida-woman-busted-for-self-care-near-popeyes-dumpster
https://nypost.com/2022/11/10/aaron-carter-recalls-michael-jackson-underwear-encounter-in-new-book/
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-2nd-in-nation-for-most-ufo-sightings/
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-caught-humping-dog-attacked-owner-when-confronted-officials-say/
https://www.kktv.com/2020/11/09/florida-man-becomes-first-person-with-down-syndrome-to-finish-ironman-triathlon/
Since 1975, the Church of Scientology has been purchasing land and property in the South Florida town of Clearwater with intentions of taking over the entire municipality and establishing a theocratic community. As of 2022 the sinister religious organization owns 185 properties and shows no signs of slowing down. In this episode we discuss how they took over, their shady aims, what they actually do all day, and why it's so disturbing that they've been able to get away with it for this long. They have slaves that are serving out a billion-year contract, we'll talk about that, and oh, they also claim to have an INFINITE PIT in their converted Clearwater hotel. Yes, an infinite pit. And that's not all. Listen on, friends, enjoy the madness.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
youtube.com/watch?v=8P21t1vJIB8
https://radaronline.com/photos/scientology-residents-fear-creepy-ghost-town-where-tom-cruise-lives-fake-store-fronts/
https://www.fsunews.com/story/life/2017/03/19/history-scientology-clearwater-florida/99381438/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freewinds
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_Building
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dianetics
https://www.npr.org/2019/10/27/773817390/scientologys-presence-in-clearwater-fla
https://projects.tampabay.com/projects/2019/investigations/scientology-clearwater-real-estate/
Greetings babies, we are back from our 3-week hiatus (where we got married and went on a damn honeymoon) and holy shit did a lot of stuff happen to Florida while we were gone! Hurricane Ian ripped the state a new asshole, Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen called it quits and DeSantis air-mailed a bunch of Mexican immigrants to Martha's Vineyard. We discuss! You listen! That's the arrangement!
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT!! Listeners, the hosts of the Florida Woman Podcast are getting married to each other in four days!! That's right. This weekend! Then they're going on Honeymoon for two weeks, which means that even though we love you all, it will be a minute (read: a couple weeks) until we will be ready to release our next episode.
In the meantime, however, enjoy this Minisode in which Kelsey Ann questions the reality of varying self-diagnosed diseases, a man is dismembered by an alligator, a ballerina turns to murder and a Florida appears to forget that his dead family members are in the guest bedroom.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
In our 69th episode, we discuss the alleged abuse, harassment and exploitation of child actors at everyone's favorite cartoon television studio. Did you know Amanda Bynes has a face tattoo now? Not a great sign.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
Come get your minisode, children! Today's topics include: corporate email-speak, purchasing children at Wal-Mart, the raw food diet, getting weinstein'd by a 6 year old, and the grotesquely racist, hilariously offensive origins of Florida's state song. Dive in with us!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://dos.myflorida.com/florida-facts/florida-state-symbols/state-song/
https://nbc-2.com/news/2022/08/26/florida-man-arrested-for-trying-to-buy-child/
https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/state/2018/09/06/naked-florida-man-starts-house/984321007/
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/08/donald-trump-says-the-fbi-raided-his-home-at-mar-a-lago.html
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2022/08/30/vegan-florida-woman-gets-life-in-prison-for-starving-son-to-death/
Nate is back from his bachelor party and we're discussing the ill-fated experiment of John Lilly, the Dolphin King. Young researcher Margaret Lovatt and three Florida Dolphins (stars of the movie Flipper) were gathered together in a house flooded with water in an attempt to teach them the English language. Yes, you read that correctly. And yes, it did get sexual. And romantic. Listen on, friends, listen on.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
Minisode minisode minisode! We talk about the tris and tribs of a life in showbiz, naked dudes cranking pushups on the highway, vintage kitten murder techniques and flavored vodkas. Dive in with us you sexy babes
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/drunk-florida-man-lawnmower-police-motorway-a4522841.html
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/08/09/naked-florida-man-with-machete-tried-to-rob-man-of-clothes-in-volusia-deputies-say/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3604102/The-place-pedophiles-rapists-call-home-Florida-trailer-park-126-residents-sex-offender-live-there.html
https://www.wbtw.com/news/state-regional-news/florida-woman-breaks-into-home-makes-sandwich/
https://sfmn.fiu.edu/a-florida-woman-is-behind-bars-after-allegedly-throwing-a-cat-into-a-river-includes-video-story/
Listeners, it was already bad. Now, here's where it gets worse. Life in the hot van is devolving faster and faster and it winds up in a horrible argument between Gabby and Brian. The cops are called, and a steep, slippery downward spiral ensues. You won't like where it's going. I know I didn't. Kelsey Ann seemed entertained though. Morbidly.
Gabby Petito was a very nice girl who went missing and the whole country got extremely upset about it and it was bad news and --you guessed it-- there's a FLORIDA connection. In this ep we get to know the two main characters of this tale from the beginning: where they come from, what they were like, and how it all started. PART 2 OF 3! Come along for the ride!
SOURCES
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/06/gabby-petito-death-brian-laundrie
https://www.myimperfectlife.com/features/who-is-gabby-petito
https://people.com/crime/gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-case-timeline/
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/gabby-petito-case-expect-another-confession-with-a-different-scenario/3753101/
https://www.the-sun.com/news/3728536/petito-was-a-free-spirit-mom-boy-she-babysat/
https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/brian-laundrie-was-controlling-had-episodes-gabby-petito-pal/
youtube.com/watch?v=sy3jdWcFam8
youtube.com/watch?v=ct1xBvW9VYw&t=223s
https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundries-former-co-worker-chameleon-weirdo-temper
https://www.newsweek.com/gabby-petito-inside-van-brian-laundrie-bodycam-footage-1631455
Crime Junkies - Gabby Petito
A day late but here's your minisode babes! Topics include our relationship, Onlyfans Murderer Courtney Clenney, why not to dig trenches higher than your waist, that fake ghetto voice that white suburban insta thots use for some reason, the problems with strip clubs and more!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-was-killed-sand-dune-collapsed-filmed-beach-sunrise-rcna42342
https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/15-best-states-for-strip-clubs-florida-nevada-louisiana
https://nypost.com/2022/08/10/onlyfans-model-courtney-chenney-charged-with-murdering-boyfriend/
https://www.complex.com/life/onlyfans-model-courtney-clenney-murder-charge-fatal-stabbing-of-boyfriend
https://www.complex.com/life/christian-toby-obumseli-courtney-clenney-what-we-know-about-fatal-miami-stabbing/family-friends
https://originalhooters.com/saga
Listeners, we're back with episode 2 of our series on poor sweet innocent Gabby Petito. This time we start to break down the facts of the situation- the dynamics of Brian and Gabby's relationship, the plans that they had for their lives, the way they lived together and trips they took across the country. Featuring: Brian's shitty art, a very tragic van, some hot, hot yogurt and, eventually, police intervention. Buckle up, buckaroos!
Gabby Petito was a very nice girl who went missing and the whole country got extremely upset about it and it was bad news and --you guessed it-- there's a FLORIDA connection. In this ep we get to know the two main characters of this tale from the beginning: where they come from, what they were like, and how it all started. PART 2 OF 3! Come along for the ride!
SOURCES
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/06/gabby-petito-death-brian-laundrie
https://www.myimperfectlife.com/features/who-is-gabby-petito
https://people.com/crime/gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-case-timeline/
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/gabby-petito-case-expect-another-confession-with-a-different-scenario/3753101/
https://www.the-sun.com/news/3728536/petito-was-a-free-spirit-mom-boy-she-babysat/
https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/brian-laundrie-was-controlling-had-episodes-gabby-petito-pal/
youtube.com/watch?v=sy3jdWcFam8
youtube.com/watch?v=ct1xBvW9VYw&t=223s
https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundries-former-co-worker-chameleon-weirdo-temper
https://www.newsweek.com/gabby-petito-inside-van-brian-laundrie-bodycam-footage-1631455
Crime Junkies - Gabby Petito
Good morning babes, we're back on schedge and we've got your minisode coming straight atcha!! Topics include: airborne strap-ons, forged checks, pool jets, bad sexy cops, and much, much more.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.ramseysolutions.com/real-estate/safest-cities-in-florida
https://wsvn.com/news/local/deputies-florida-man-buys-140000-porsche-with-check-printed-from-home-computer/
https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/new-details-released-in-north-port-police-sex-scandal/67-418823358
https://ccsoblog.org/2021/08/12/florida-woman-arrested-after-masturbating-and-exposing-breasts-during-video-visitation-with-inmate/
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/strap-on-dildo-beatdown-leads-to-florida-womans-arrest-6525304
https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/2014/06/23/north-port-police-a-legacy-of-leniency/64612742007/
Dear listeners, we've missed you! We've been gone for 2 weeks, but we're back on the scene, baby, coming to you with a fresh cast straight out the oven. Gabby Petito was a very nice girl who went missing and the whole country got extremely upset about it and it was bad news and --you guessed it-- there's a FLORIDA connection. In this ep we get to know the two main characters of this tale from the beginning: where they come from, what they were like, and how it all started. PART 1 OF 3! Come along for the ride!
SOURCES
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2022/06/gabby-petito-death-brian-laundrie
https://www.myimperfectlife.com/features/who-is-gabby-petito
https://people.com/crime/gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-case-timeline/
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/gabby-petito-case-expect-another-confession-with-a-different-scenario/3753101/
https://www.the-sun.com/news/3728536/petito-was-a-free-spirit-mom-boy-she-babysat/
https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/brian-laundrie-was-controlling-had-episodes-gabby-petito-pal/
youtube.com/watch?v=sy3jdWcFam8
youtube.com/watch?v=ct1xBvW9VYw&t=223s
https://www.foxnews.com/us/brian-laundries-former-co-worker-chameleon-weirdo-temper
https://www.newsweek.com/gabby-petito-inside-van-brian-laundrie-bodycam-footage-1631455
Crime Junkies - Gabby Petito
Wow guys. Shit's nuts right now. KA's back from her bachelorette in Atlantic City, we're moving out of our apartment, and we're back with another minisode!! Topics include: gay gentrification vs. hipster gentrification, getting catcalled, stress induced penis shrinkage, the Dolezal effect, and much, much more.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/2018/04/08/cocaine-purse-florida-woman-blames-windy-day-police-say/497899002/
https://www.google.com/search?q=why+are+they+called+florida+crackers&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS860US860&oq=why+are+florida+crackers+called+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i22i30j0i390l2.9748j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-xpm-1991-07-21-9107191165-story.html
https://www.spacelaunchschedule.com/launch/falcon-9-block-5-dragon-crs-2-spx-25/
https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/deputies-florida-man-tied-up-wifes-lover-cut-off-penis/
Today, guys, we are just ~vibing~ in the homeland. Topics include SkyZone, hot criminals, a passionate defense of Thanksgiving, brain worms, invasive snails and your exclusive initiation into the secret society of Honey Children. Will you answer the call?
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
It's that minisode time of the week, kids! Your hosts are on the road again, back in roasting, muggy, FL for the fourth of July. Today's minisode features rogue aerial chases, mystery bullet wounds, Colombians going hard for fireworks and a serious posthumous roast session. Dive in with us, the water's body temp and stagnant
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/local/jacksonville-florida-times-union-lawrence-h-phaff-sr-scathing-obituary/77-31cbdcfb-c80b-416a-bfa7-801779df3514
https://www.nytimes.com/2002/07/07/nyregion/police-arrest-two-pilots-over-incident-on-july-4.html
https://www.wesh.com/article/days-after-incident-deland-woman-realizes-she-was-shot-1/4443435
https://www.wesh.com/article/days-after-incident-deland-woman-realizes-she-was-shot-1/4443435
Look around you, everywhere, guys with icy chains and half buttoned silk shirts, girls with fake butts popping Moet on boats. Consistently ranked as one of the rudest and most aloof cities in the nation, Miami simply does not consider itself part of the greater Floridian whole. We're here to examine exactly why that is. Join us, freaks.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
Sources:
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/miami-named-americas-rudest-city-by-travel-leisure-8565099
reddit.com/r/miami
https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/17-ways-to-tell-someone-is-not-from-miami-according-to-miamians-031722
https://www.condoblackbook.com/blog/why-miami-is-the-rudest-city-in-the-us/
YouTube.com/watch?v=_HFvm4GdPlw
https://burn.jacksonhealth.org/patient-stories/celebrity-chef-ralph-pagano-suffered-life-threatening-burns/
Babes. Dudes. Welcome to your minisode. Topics include the stunning mountaintop scenery of Gastonia, NC, the complex ethical quandaries of cannibalism, customer service debacles, and where exactly not to get a bagel in Florida.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adams%E2%80%93On%C3%ADs_Treaty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Florida
https://www.tucsonlocalmedia.com/news/todaysheadlines/article5aa0b76a-e1a9-11e2-aff0-001a4bcf887a.html
https://www.wsls.com/news/2021/06/20/police-florida-man-pulled-gun-at-starbucks-over-cream-cheese/
https://www.eastidahonews.com/2022/01/where-are-the-mountains-florida-woman-says-fake-video-that-showed-switzerland-made-her-visit-north-carolina-town/
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-reported-to-jury-duty-with-cocaine-sheriff
CW: Fellas, this ep is about a kid who got murdered.
In part 2 of our series on Adam Walsh, we break down the findings of police investigations and a list of suspects potentially responsible for the death of Adam.
He was one of the original milk carton kids. His tragic death shaped American culture for decades afterwards. His father became the host of America's Most Wanted, and helped create the term "Stranger Danger." He was a Florida boy named Adam Walsh.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES
https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/crimefeed/crime-history/5-facts-to-know-about-kidnapping-and-murder-of-adam-walsh
https://www.grunge.com/679341/the-best-true-crime-documentaries-of-2021/
https://nypost.com/2021/09/04/woman-believes-adam-walshs-killer-kidnapped-her/
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/40-years-later-adam-walshs-abduction-and-murder-not-forgotten-in-south-florida/2508053/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Adam_Walsh
youtube.com/watch?v=nmLhTs2Ajrg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_crime
https://allthatsinteresting.com/etan-patz
In this minisode, we delicately explore the nuances of different American regional cultures, rattle off some Florida Men and Women, and encourage our audience to help us settle our marital arguments. Let's ride
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
Sources:
https://nypost.com/2018/05/10/man-tries-to-hide-legless-fugitive-girlfriend-by-stuffing-her-in-a-plastic-bin/
https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/deputies-florida-woman-arrested-in-burger-king-bathroom-with-seven-syringes-hidden-in-vagina/
https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/florida-man-convicted-killing-former-fsu-mascot-gumbo-spice-dispute/DdgVVYRrlAgMdbXnT7devO/
https://www.ajc.com/news/weird-news/deputies-florida-man-claims-downed-beers-xanax-before-setting-house-fire/lSWqXLWp1f5aOIYNOcuwIN/
CW: Fellas, this ep is about a kid who got murdered.
Today we dive into the tragic, horrible, brutal and as-of-yet-only-shakily-solved murder of Florida Boy, Adam Walsh. He was one of the original milk carton kids. His tragic death shaped American culture for decades afterwards. His father became the host of America's Most Wanted, and helped create the term "Stranger Danger."
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
SOURCES
https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/crimefeed/crime-history/5-facts-to-know-about-kidnapping-and-murder-of-adam-walsh
https://www.grunge.com/679341/the-best-true-crime-documentaries-of-2021/
https://nypost.com/2021/09/04/woman-believes-adam-walshs-killer-kidnapped-her/
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/40-years-later-adam-walshs-abduction-and-murder-not-forgotten-in-south-florida/2508053/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Adam_Walsh
youtube.com/watch?v=nmLhTs2Ajrg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_crime
https://allthatsinteresting.com/etan-patz
Come get your minisode babes! Topics include: deaf dads, yelling for consonants, beautiful angels, pan faced cop guys, corrupt fake mental health facilities, soundcloud rap, and more! Dive in with us!!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
FLORIDA WOMAN:
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tanyachen/florida-woman-arrested-for-theft-after-turning-in-abusive
FLORIDA MAN:
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2022/06/15/florida-man-accused-of-fraud-caught-fleeing-to-cuba-on-jet-ski-officials-say/
FLORIDA FACTS:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_Amos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MusicofFlorida
Alexa, play Mozart's Lachrymosa. Full volume.
Ladies and gentlemen, safe as you may feel, you are not alone. They walk among us, eating our food, breathing our air, and for some weird reason, representing a larger-than-normal percentage of the nursing staff in our suburban hospitals. But when our backs are turned, they transform: incessantly smiling, singing "Part Of This World" histrionically at the top of their lungs, hoarding memorabilia and compulsively creating tik toks of themselves lip syncing scenes from animated children's movies. The species of which I speak? The dangerous and invasive Disney Adult.
Today on the pod, Kelsey Ann and Nate discuss who Disney Adults are, what they do that makes them so annoying, and most importantly speculate as to why they can't just grow up. Prepare yourselves, if you dare, and strap in as we blast through the open-mouthed-instagram-pics into the warped and twisted mind of a Disney Bounder.
It’s our FIFTIETH EP!!! Pod gods be praised!! In this 'sode we talk about demon dinners, goblets full of blood, Kelsey Ann’s lazy eye and buying all the denim from an entire island nation. Hop in bitches, let’s ride!!!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
FLORIDA MAN: https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-pool-floats-sex-instead-raping-women-police/
FLORIDA WOMAN: https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-woman-accused-of-picking-nose-sticking-fingers-inside-ice-cream-at-shop/
FACTS: https://www.mpnod.org/2017/03/sweetwaters-colorful-history-features-russian-midgets/
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/apr/21/florida-climate-crisis-sea-level-habitat-loss
Honorary Florida Woman Lisa Nowak had what seeeeeeemed to be a perfect life. She was top of her class in everything, a successful navy pilot, stacked one career achievement on top of the other, and had a husband and kids on top of all that. For god's sakes, she was an astronaut who went to space. But one eventful night it all came screeching to a halt, resulting in her becoming the first ever US astronaut with a criminal record. And yes, she's the diaper lady. Where else but in Florida? Come along with us, babies, and see for yourself.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
SOURCES:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmNqBEQttF0
http://YouTube.com/watch/?v=FCvYRqc32v8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak
https://astronauttomjones.com/2015/09/10/food-for-thought-just-before-liftoff/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Oefelein
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VAQ-34
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_astronauts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Columbia_disaster
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2019/10/02/is-lucy-in-the-sky-movie-about-astronaut-lisa-nowak/2444761001/
https://www.inverse.com/article/6301-overview-everview-effect-space-tourism-environmentalism-spacex-richard-garriot
https://time.com/5685017/lucy-in-the-sky-true-story-lisa-nowak/
https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/06/us/06cnd-astronaut.html
Coming at you with a Minisode, friends! Topics include: LBJ's hog, questionable child beauty pageants, rocket launch lawn chair parties and committing fraud just for the love of the game. Dive in, the water's hot as hell and very murky!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
FLORIDA MAN + WOMAN:
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-man-cool-father-12-year-girl-drive-85mph/
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-woman-12-years-prison-child-modeling-84067324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvNPKwz4Ghw
FLORIDA FACTZ:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/koreshan-state-historic-site
Honorable Florida Woman Lisa Nowak had what seeeeeeemed to be a perfect life. She was top of her class in everything, a successful navy pilot, stacked one career achievement on top of the other, and had a husband and kids on top of all that. For god's sakes, she was an astronaut who went to space. But one eventful night it all came screeching to a halt, resulting in her becoming the first ever US astronaut with a criminal record. Where else but in Florida? Come along with us, babies, and see for yourself.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
SOURCES:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmNqBEQttF0
http://YouTube.com/watch/?v=FCvYRqc32v8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak
https://astronauttomjones.com/2015/09/10/food-for-thought-just-before-liftoff/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Oefelein
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VAQ-34
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_astronauts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Columbia_disaster
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2019/10/02/is-lucy-in-the-sky-movie-about-astronaut-lisa-nowak/2444761001/
https://www.inverse.com/article/6301-overview-everview-effect-space-tourism-environmentalism-spacex-richard-garriot
https://time.com/5685017/lucy-in-the-sky-true-story-lisa-nowak/
https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/06/us/06cnd-astronaut.html
Welcome babes. Happy Miami Cannibalversary. Topix include: being caught in delicto flagrante, sauna snakes, keeping your goddamn hands off the kids, $23k houses and much, much more.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband
Short one today guys, with a NEW SEGMENT-- We read your Florida stories! Send us your Florida tales and we'll read them on the air! Then Nathan rants about shitty drivers and muses about Ron Desantis. Damn, what if that guy becomes the prez?
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
Wow, boys and girls, what a minisode we have for you today! Topics include: Orson Welles, female bathroom misbehavior, clumsy teenage fingering, the ABR community, interesting ways to make butter, pro wrestling and juggalos. Where could we go wrong?? Tune in and enjoy, babes.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
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FLORIDA WOMAN:
https://www.theedge.co.nz/home/scandal/2019/06/woman-quits-job-to-breastfeed-her-boyf-every-two-hours-and-we-re.html#:~:text=36%2Dyear%2Dold%20Jennifer%20Mulford,her%20body%20into%20producing%20milk
FLORIDA MAN:
https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-pleasuring-himself-ice-pack-front-first-responders-police-1640068
https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2022/05/18/pinellas-beaches-man-created-fake-trump-pardon-to-try-to-escape-charges-feds-say/
FLORIDA FACTS:
https://www.wptv.com/money/real-estate-news/renters-face-high-costs-low-inventory-as-housing-crisis-impacts-south-florida
https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/ophy73/floridaminimumwageworkersneedtowork_93/
https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/szngj4/theamendmentwouldhavecappedrenthikesat10/
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/manor-professional-wrestling-dinner-theater
Boys and girls, in today's episode we discuss the simple fact that the worst human tragedy to befall the United States since Pearl Harbor, the terrorist attack that leveled the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001, was in fact brought to fruition in a wealthy suburb of Sarasota, Florida. Did you know the hijackers had musical aspirations? Listen in.
Kelsey Ann really did her research this time (including a little extra credit viewing of a certain controversial documentary.)
Join us, friends. Join us. Join us.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
SOURCES
https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-2004-07-11-0407110047-story.html
https://www.heraldtribune.com/in-depth/news/2021/09/09/9-11-sarasota-florida-chilling-connections-terrorists-twin-tower-attacks-president-bush/8130173002/
https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2021/09/12/floridas-911-terror-cell-20-years-later-questions-linger-about-saudi-connection/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijackers_in_the_September_11_attacks#:~:text=N.B.%3A%20Bold%20text%20notes%20the,reservation%20desk%20during%20the%20hijacking.
https://nypost.com/2021/09/10/inside-the-9-11-terrorists-upscale-florida-hangout-house/
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/09/10/remembering-911-south-florida-was-home-to-hijackers-before-the-attacks/
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-news/i-team-investigates/80-000-classified-documents-hold-20-year-secrets-behind-9-11-attacks
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/former-florida-resident-unknowingly-trained-9-11-terrorists
Fresh sode for the babies <3 Topics include: drunken wailing, lesbian devotion, abusing cruise control privileges, reckless political manatee scraping, and deep, lifelong romances with carnival rides.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
FLORIDA WOMAN:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507065/You-spin-right-round-Florida-woman-gets-married-ferris-wheel-named-Bruce-previous-relationships-airplane-train.html
FLORIDA MAN:
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/05/12/florida-man-highway-standing-out-sunroof/
FLORIDA FACTS:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/11/us/florida-manatee-trump.html
https://www.thoughtco.com/dinosaurs-and-prehistoric-animals-of-florida-1092067#:~:text=Which%20Dinosaurs%20and%20Prehistoric%20Animals%20Lived%20in%20Florida%3F&text=Thanks%20to%20the%20vagaries%20of,matter%20how%20deep%20you%20dig.
https://www.thoughtco.com/facts-about-megalodon-1093331
https://www.thoughtco.com/history-of-otodus-1093691
The second part of our short series on Ted Bundy's brief venture into Florida and final crimes. We --pardon our language here-- dissect his personality and his place in American Folklore. In the final section we refocus our lens back from Bundy and onto a Florida Woman who not only survived her encounter with him but is thriving. Life goes on. Enjoy!
CW: Murder, mayhem, rape and every other goddamned thing.
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
SOURCES:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listofserialkillersbynumberof_victims#:~:text=The%20most%20prolific%20modern%20serial,a%20sample%20of%2015%20murders
https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/images/Serial-Killers-Zodiac2killers-by-sign_new.jpg
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ted-bundy-kathy-kleiner-living-victim-serial-killer-784780/
https://www.morbidtourism.com/locations/id/5febb9d0f93defe94a78f03f
https://meaww.com/sorority-house-the-frenzied-3-am-attack-by-bundy-that-killed-two-and-left-one-with-hanging-jaw
https://crimecapsule.com/which-state-has-produced-the-most-serial-killers/#:~:text=1.,occurring%20between%201980%20and%201990.
https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/blog/most-common-zodiac-signs-of-serial-killers/
https://inews.co.uk/culture/television/ted-bundy-victims-serial-killer-how-many-murders-zac-efron-film-286996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims#:~:text=The%20most%20prolific%20modern%20serial,a%20sample%20of%2015%20murders
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8CorU7bWkUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=p8CorU7bWkU
Classic minisode guys! Topics include: Recurring nightmares, Kelsey Ann's psychic abilities, Hugh Hefner's misdeeds, strip club ennui, pussy gators, high schoolers in speedos and much more!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
FLORIDA WOMAN:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/05/07/Florida-woman-produces-alligator-from-her-pants-during-traffic-stop/2211557245434/
FLORIDA MAN:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-fugitive-bike-blonde-wig-evade-deputies
FLORIDA FAXXX:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/captain-tony-s-saloon
https://coralcastle.com/
https://www.livescience.com/41075-coral-castle.html
Well, well, well, beautiful listeners, it's finally come to this. The revolting, piggish crimes of noted serial killer and all-around piece of shit, Ted Bundy. He inflicted his final spree of violence on a group of young Florida Women, and we're going to spend the next two episodes discussing what happened. We'll be diving into his crimes at the Chi-O house, his personal history, his all-consuming mediocrity and ultimate failure as a human being.
CW: Murder, mayhem, rape and every other goddamned thing.
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
SOURCES:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listofserialkillersbynumberof_victims#:~:text=The%20most%20prolific%20modern%20serial,a%20sample%20of%2015%20murders
https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/images/Serial-Killers-Zodiac2killers-by-sign_new.jpg
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ted-bundy-kathy-kleiner-living-victim-serial-killer-784780/
https://www.morbidtourism.com/locations/id/5febb9d0f93defe94a78f03f
https://meaww.com/sorority-house-the-frenzied-3-am-attack-by-bundy-that-killed-two-and-left-one-with-hanging-jaw
https://crimecapsule.com/which-state-has-produced-the-most-serial-killers/#:~:text=1.,occurring%20between%201980%20and%201990.
https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/blog/most-common-zodiac-signs-of-serial-killers/
https://inews.co.uk/culture/television/ted-bundy-victims-serial-killer-how-many-murders-zac-efron-film-286996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims#:~:text=The%20most%20prolific%20modern%20serial,a%20sample%20of%2015%20murders
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8CorU7bWkUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=p8CorU7bWkU
Come get your minisode babies, we're on the road again, podcasting from Nate's childhood home in Kansas City. We discuss NASA level weed technology, prehistoric tools, raw antelope legs, high-stakes ziplines and, of course, your weekly Florida Woman/Florida Man showdown. Lezgo!!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
FLORIDA WOMAN:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-bride-marijuana-laced-catering-bodycam
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/23/florida-bride-caterer-charged-marijuana-food-wedding
FLORIDA MAN:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-meth-attacks-mattress-girlfriends-lover-inside-police-say
FACTS:
https://www.gatorland.com/about/about-gatorland/
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ancient-artifacts-found-in-florida-sinkhole-could-rewrite-pre-clovis-history/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/05/13/ancient-tools-and-bone-found-in-florida-could-help-rewrite-the-story-of-the-first-americans/
Hey boys 'n' girls, this week Kelsey Ann sits down for a conversation with Sarasota-based filmmaker Naida Joanides, who hails from a family of circus performers 5 generations deep! Her films Katia and Moon Dust revolve around beautiful visions of the circus and her relationships with her unique family and lifestyle. And guess what? There's no violent crime, drugs or debauchery involved.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/floridawomanpod
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
Minisode! We're discussing food allergies, craft services, state enforced financial literacy, and then Nate's gonna try and explain something complicated about the housing market that he sort of primitively understands but doesn't fully intellectually grasp. But goddamn is he gonna act like he does. Let's go
SOURCES:
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/state/study-more-than-1-6m-vacant-homes-sit-across-florida?fbclid=IwAR2-F5KqG-MlXVM5GeO0bP8Y0HL5J-zaj-QMSivi8o-m77l1zuzULIabDMY
https://valdostatoday.com/news-2/region/2020/04/florida-man-shoots-at-fire-rescue-from-inside-burning-home/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7128335/Florida-woman-21-arrested-squeezing-boyfriends-genitals-bled.html
https://old.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/tkstdw/desantissignsbillrequiringa_financial/
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
In this ep we discuss the birth of Florida's most iconic beverage-- the one, the only, the reigning king of sports drinks: Gatorade. We also ruthlessly vivisect the myth of hydration, which is actually a corporate invention to sell you bottles of shit you could get out of the sink. The more you know, babes, let's get into it.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
SOURCES:
https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/gatorade-sports-drinks-inventions
https://thehustle.co/why-the-university-of-florida-gets-a-20m-cut-of-gatorade-profits-every-year/
https://www.tomahawknation.com/2010/5/26/1488690/why-did-the-fsu-seminoles-let-uf
https://research.ufl.edu/publications/explore/v08n1/gatorade.html
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/07/health/young-athletes-football-overhydration-partner/index.html
https://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/everyday-innovations/who-invented-sports-drinks1.htm
https://econlife.com/2021/05/inventing-hydration/
Our last cast from the homeland!! In this minisode we discuss: Some excellent Florida roadhouses, nudist colonies, haunted children's toys and more. Prepare your eardrums!!
SOURCES:
https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-man-accused-of-firing-urine-filled-squirt-gun-at-woman-508653361.html
http://www.weirdus.com/states/florida/ghosts/roberttheliving_doll/index.php
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/nov/25/nudism-naturism-florida-pasco-county
https://www.oyster.com/articles/nudist-resorts-in-florida/
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/13/naked-florida-women-police-21-mile-chase
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
You can follow us on Instagram at:
@FloridaWoman.Pod
Email us at FloridaWoman.Pod@Gmail.com
Help the show by becoming a patron today! patreon.com/FloridaWoman
Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
Hey babes, this week we've clipped out a segment of a Patreon episode (Ep. 8, Gibtown Part 2) to share with you-- a new minisode will be out this Friday and regularly scheduled cast will resume next Tuesday!!!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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It's our 33rd ep and we are podcasting from the damn motherland!! We discuss our pilgrimage to Pinellas Park, our time communing with the manatees, how we avoided death by inches, and much much more. Let's get into it babes!
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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While KA and I are off gallavanting at our film's (link here) premiere at the Sarasota Film Festival, we're dropping PART TWO of our deep dive on Florida's Worst Mom, Casey Anthony. Part one painted a picture of Casey and brought her all the way up to the interrogation room, Part two leads you the rest of the way through the increasingly sordid affair. Enjoy, ya filthy animals.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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It's your minisode babies. We get into the various reasons fish fall from the sky, tragic facts about golden retreivers, the time Nate met a Parkland survivor, our florida men and women of the week, and why New Smyrna beach is the world shark attack capitol.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
In today's episode we're getting into the disturbing, disgusting, repulsive and wretched tale of Florida Woman and famed infanticide, Casey Anthony. We explore her upbringing, family life, and history of being a dirty dirty liar.
CW for those of you who may have lived in a hole for the past several decades: child death + endangerment.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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It's your weekly minisode!! We're talkin' Scabies, we're talkin parasite, we're talkin' BASE jumping, we're talkin' 'Noles, we're talkin' about all kinds a shit! Get it while it's hot!
Florida Woman
https://www.wric.com/news/weird-news/police-florida-cat-lover-pulls-gun-on-woman-who-asked-her-to-stop-feeding-strays/
Florida Man
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-31-dies-parachute-132904641.html
Florida Facts
https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2005/08/31/the-seminole-tribe-benefits-from-fsu-ties/
https://iron-set.com/us/do-stonefish-live-in-florida/
https://unicomm.fsu.edu/messages/relationship-seminole-tribe-florida/
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Today we just kicked back and talked babes. We bitch about acting, get into Kelsey Ann's childhood as a florida girl, confer about haunted houses, the Bush family and enchanted artifacts. This is proof that there's no better place to raise your young'in than the Sunshine State.
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Fresh hot minisode!! We discuss Neanderthal DNA, Leighton Meester's cool Aunt Judie, Saint Patrick's Day, and more!
Our film The Den got into the Sarasota film festival!! We wrote and produced it and we're both in it! Check it out on instagram @theden.movie
Florida Woman
https://kfor.com/news/florida-woman-accused-of-renting-out-home-she-didnt-own/
https://fox4kc.com/news/florida-woman-nearly-drowns-after-drunkenly-crashing-into-hydrant/
Florida Man
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/A-71-year-old-Florida-man-tied-a-gun-to-a-weather-balloon-to-fake-his-own-murder-police-say_170034046/
Florida FAXCTS
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/1st-st-patricks-day-in-us-was-celebrated-in-florida/
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2008/09/leightonmeestersprison_past.html
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Guys, fucking serious motherfucking CW on this one. If sexual assault, sexual assault to a minor, child endangerment, murder, rape or serial killing is a trigger to you, then please just go listen to something else instead.
Florida Woman Aileen Wuornos was accused of being the first female serial killer. In this episode, we don't just detail how wrong that moniker is-- we take a long look at things from her point of view.
SOURCES:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Wuornos
youtube.com/watch?v=3yi2dbaQ3mM
YouTube.com/watch?v=yTsxY0mRIGs
https://capitalpunishmentincontext.org/cases/wuornos
youtube.com/watch?v=FjaBBZmz_Vc
youtube.com/watch?v=yFBcjll3QAE
https://www.nytimes.com/1992/01/08/opinion/a-double-standard-for-murder.html
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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But it's the Crystals that need healing
Florida Woman
https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending/florida-woman-confesses-stabbing-81-year-old-mother-hiding-body-after-argument-police-say/76INTV4LA5CJZB7GJAHFLZAVAE/
Florida Man
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-pulled-out-human-ears-while-being-questioned-for-grandpa-slay
Florida FACTS
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/last-resort
https://www.thelist.com/786767/what-you-never-knew-about-miles-teller/
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
CW, babes: childhood sexual trauma
Another powerful, beautiful testament to the power of self-confidence. Miami's own scam sultan spent three decades living the life of a Saudi prince- buying supercars, jet setting around the world, eating the most lavish dinners every night, living in the most expensive neighborhoods. The only problem? He was not a Saudi prince. Not at all.
SOURCE MATERIALS:
https://nypost.com/2019/06/01/fake-saudi-prince-who-flaunted-on-instagram-sentenced-in-fraud-scheme/
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/10/he-actually-believes-he-is-khalid-the-odyssey-of-a-counterfeit-saudi-prince
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/01/us/fake-saudi-prince-anthony-gignac.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/06/how-fake-saudi-prince-anthony-gignac-conned-investors-out-of-millions.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Saud
HBOMAX- Generation Hustle: Episode 7, The Prince of Fraud
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At long last we are back in studio together!! A minisode for you all. Please enjoy. Topics include: DOG the bounty hunter, Lutheranism vs. Catholicism, bringing children to bars, nuclear warfare, and so much more. Letz go
FLORIDA WOMAN
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2021/03/25/naked-florida-woman-found-in-storm-drain-claims-she-was-lost-down-there-for-weeks/#//
https://nypost.com/2021/05/31/woman-found-naked-in-florida-storm-drain-is-rescued-again/
FLORIDA MAN
https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-arrested-pleasuring-with-a-pickle-in-the-most-peculiar-place/
CASSADEGA
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/cassadaga
HEMINGWAY DAIQUIRI
https://www.davidlebovitz.com/the-hemingway-daiquiri-cocktail-recipe-rum-lime-grapefruit-juice/
Well well well babes, shit is hitting the fan all over the world. Ukraine and Russia, Texas and Louisiana, even in our own swampy backyard. Ron Desantis's restrictive and backwards Don't Say Gay legislation has passed into law, and your humble hosts take the opportunity to discuss what it is, where its underlying ideology comes from, why it's fucked up, how frustrated we are with both political parties who allowed it to happen, and where we can focus our attention and resources in order to do something about it.
ORGANIZATIONS FOR INFO/DONATE TO COMBAT FLORIDA'S DON'T SAY GAY LEGISLATION
https://www.fla-schoolcounselor.org/counselors/lgbtq-resource-page/
https://www.alsoyouth.org/
https://thecenterorlando.org/
https://www.compassglcc.com/
https://www.pridecenterflorida.org/
https://gainesvillepride.org/
https://www.metrotampabay.org/
https://www.gogayfortlauderdale.com/
https://www.gaybizmiami.com/
https://safeschoolssouthflorida.org/
https://www.eqfl.org/
https://www.gogayfortlauderdale.com/
SOURCES:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/12/opinions/florida-dont-say-gay-bill-paley-saunders/index.html
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-dont-say-gay-bill-lgbtq-schools-senate-committee/
youtube.com/watch?v=9cQBXhpQxyw
YouTube.com/watch?v=wq6pT5Mn5JU
We're casting remotely, guys. We had to figure out the recording platform so apologies if you get any slightly farty types of mic interference stuff.
P.S. If any of you are into the world of Crypto and NFTS, check out our partner, Florida Man Token! They are an up and coming NFT that turns Florida Man headlines into digital trading cards! Not only that, but a healthy portion of their proceeds goes towards mental health and drug rehabilitation charities in Florida. A cool-ass project, for a great-ass cause. Check them out at
www.floridamantoken.com
Or on Instagram: @floridamantoken
Florida Woman:
https://nypost.com/2022/02/15/drunken-naked-brawl-breaks-out-at-disney-world/
Florida Man:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-accuses-dog-of-shooting-girlfriend-in-leg
Floridiana:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/neptune-memorial-reef
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ProspectBluffHistoric_Sites
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negro_Fort
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In our first movie review episode, Kelsey Ann and Nate take a gander at Sean Baker's 2017 drama The Florida Project. A dreamy coming-of-age drama set in a roadside motel in Orlando, The Florida Project attempts to give a glimpse beyond the shiny fantasy of Disney into the reality of life on the margins in Florida.
CW: Animal abuse -- if you wanna skip, it's timestamp 14:23-19:44.
Hey cappadonnas and cappadonnettes.
We start off the minisode with some EXQUISITE news about future podcast endeavors, then get into the nitty gritty with the florida woman/florida man domestic dispute.
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Bonsoir mons bebes, please manger on this SNEAK PEEK at our exclusive Patreon-only episode, where we complete the saga of Lou Pearlman, the Vito Corleone of late 90's and early 00's boy bands. Enjoy and please bear with my, uh, French persuasion, after all I'm on the road and Kelsey Ann's not here to stop me from, shall we say, saying dumb shit and acting like a complete fucking moron. À votre santé.
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Lou Pearlman, the genius, the criminal, the boy band impresario behind the 90s' and 00's hottest talents, was an embezzler, a thief, a charismatic father figure, and a consummate Florida man. Join us as we examine his oeuvre, inspect his milieu, and condemn his gourmandise. Bon Chance.
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Greetings babies, get ready for another minisode coming straight atcha. We talk about our various maladies, experiences with opioids and Deadliest Catch, and get right into the FLW/FLM showdown. We didn't say it on the ep but Florida woman wins this time. Fifty points to Slytherin!
SOURCES:
https://nbc-2.com/nbc-2-wbbh/2019/02/06/florida-man-tried-to-run-over-son-because-he-didnt-want-to-take-a-bath/
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-claiming-be-harry-potter-accused-hit-run-death-federal-n1263786
https://listverse.com/2019/02/23/10-exotic-pets-that-escaped-and-multiplied-in-the-florida-wilderness/
https://www.pharmacytimes.com/view/coppertone-owes-its-success-to-a-pharmacist
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In the third installment of our dubious exploration into the House of Mouse, we welcome on our very first interview guest-- our neighbor, Antonio Harris! A former Disney World employee and ex-Orlando resident, Antonio helps Kelsey Ann and Nate explore what it's like to peer beneath the fantasy and dish on the goings-on behind the scenes.
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Babes seriously. What should we name our kids? I'm serious. Please send in names. Contact us.
MINISODE #3 is fresh squeezed for your pleasure. Mommy and daddy are off the bottle, embarking on our health journey, feeling right and tight. We kvetch a bit, but it does feel right and tight. We break down our FL Woman and FL man of the week, discuss the simple folk and their vacation plans, as well as OJ Simpson's vendetta against endangered species. It's good honest content for good honest folks.
PS I was joking about coffee Hal's being the best seltzer. The best seltzer is pamplemousse and everyone knows that.
Donate to Save the Manatee today! https://www.savethemanatee.org/
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SOURCES:
https://www.wbrz.com/news/woman-said-she-attacked-sister-with-epipen-because-she-s-allergic-to-drunks-
https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida-man-with-florida-tattoo-on-forehead-arrested-for-calling-911-to-ask-for-ride-home/
^seriously check out the mug shot on this one and tell me he doesn't have murderous eyes
https://www.wtsp.com/article/life/animals/fwc-florida-manatee-population-decline/67-d2882ee6-8741-4afa-91f2-56639694913a
https://www.npr.org/2021/06/21/1006332218/as-seagrass-habitats-decline-florida-manatees-are-dying-of-starvation
Bee-Bee-L's babies. Brazilian Butt Lifts. You know, the surgery where they scrape fat off of your midsection and inject it into your cheeks so you can stack up insta followers? Just GUESS what city performs the most BBL's in the country. (Don't guess, it's in the title). We get into why Miami's the capital, what's motivated the incredibly upswing in BBL popularity, and why it's by far the most dangerous plastic surgery procedure available.
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Source materials for this episode are:
https://www.chriscraftplasticsurgery.com/why-people-travel-to-miami-for-plastic-surgery/
https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/cosmetic-surgery-vacation-article-1.2884017
https://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/woman-death-butt-lift-miami-cautionary-story-article-1.2883966
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22598377/bbl-brazilian-butt-lift-miami-cost-tiktok
https://www.cosmeticsurgerysolicitors.co.uk/all-resources/which-cosmetic-procedures-carry-highest-risk#:~:text=Brazilian%20bum%20lifts,a%20result%20of%20the%20surgery
https://www.yahoo.com/news/why-many-women-travel-miami-223103645.html.
https://www.naplesnews.com/in-depth/news/special-reports/2019/01/30/miami-doctors-plastic-surgery-empire-becomes-floridas-deadliest-clinics/2462068002/
https://observers.france24.com/en/americas/20211105-brazilian-butt-lift-tiktok-surgery-trend
We are gettin down and dirty babies. Topics include- our cat's butthole, Lethal Weapon 3, the mating dance of the Floridian, and the masculine urge to throw cinderblocks off of highway overpasses.
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Source materials for this episode are:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104714/
https://afewtastefulsnaps.wordpress.com/2011/03/14/award-winning-journalism-job-post/
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/miami-dade/fl-ne-miami-black-market-songbirds-natgeo-20190725-23jfffistrfodp2zw6q6zsm2ju-story.html
Florida Woman: https://fox8.com/news/florida-woman-arrested-after-dancing-naked-in-waffle-house-parking-lot-licking-employee/
Florida Man: https://floridamanbirthday.org/january-25
One minute you're sat peacefully in your La-Z-Boy, in your boxers and slippers, rolling up a joint and watching Sportscenter on mute, the next minute you, your chair and your joint are all plummeting 75 feet straight down into the depths of a yawning chasm, never to be seen again. Such is life in the Sunshine State!
In this episode we explore the terrifying phenomenon of Florida sinkholes, what they are, what causes them, why they are in fact happening more and more often, and most importantly, what you can do to recognize them. Hell awaits!
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SOURCES:
https://floridadep.gov/fgs/sinkholes/content/sinkhole-faq
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/science-behind-floridas-sinkhole-epidemic-180969158/
https://www.usgs.gov/special-topics/water-science-school/science/sinkholes
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/14/florida-most-famous-sinkhole
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/14/sinkhole-alley-florida-fact-of-life
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinkhole
https://www.heliconusa.com/florida-sinkhole-map/
Weird Florida by Charlie Carlson
Hey Honey Buns, we're trying out a brand-new formula for postin' our 'tent. Welcome to the miniverse.
Florida Man:
https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2022/01/19/tampa-woman-pleads-guilty-in-dark-web-bitcoin-murder-for-hire-case/
Florida Woman:
https://abc7news.com/florida-man-spiderman-robs-store-casselberry-seminole-county-sheriffs-office/5194105/
Facts:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_Republic
https://news.yale.edu/2021/11/22/rare-mosquito-borne-viruses-found-be-widespread-florida-everglades
What happens when a gold-digger with a room temperature IQ absolutely cannot stop gaslighting? Today we're sticking our noses in the case of a true Florida Woman ---Dalia Mohammed Dippolito-- and the plot to murder her husband Michael. It's got twists, it's got turns, it's got fraud, drugs, money and more, and it's all going down in the Sunshine state baby. Hop on the airboat and let's get weird
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Source materials for this episode are:
https://thecinemaholic.com/dalia-dippolito/
https://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/dalia-dippolito-may-have-tried-to-kill-him-but-michael-dippolito-is-no-saint-6343534
YouTube.com/watch?v=dZ26Is0prpw
youtube.com/watch?v=5rGI-GDAanl
https://www.browardpalmbeach.com/news/michael-dippolitos-fraud-scheme-take-investors-money-buy-phone-sex-6445197
https://allthatsinteresting.com/dalia-dippolito
https://cbs12.com/news/local/former-lover-of-dalia-dippolito-who-plotted-to-kill-husband-found-dead
Today we are getting freaky. Really goddamn freaky. We're turning our spotlight towards Gibsonton, FL, a humble town which rose to prominence as the winter home of the talented and clannish sideshow performers of Barnum and Bailey's circus. We explore what exactly the term "freak" entails, take a look at the murky origins of the freak show, gawk at the wretched, scarred vacancy where PT Barnum's soul ought to have been, and ponder Gibsonton's beginnings as a safe haven and place of community for the otherwise weird and outcast.
Oh, also, by listening to this podcast you now automatically have the Omicron variant of COVID-19. You're welcome.
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MYAKKA ELEPHANT RANCH: a nonprofit conservation center for rescued circus elephants
https://www.myakkaelephantranch.org/
Source materials for this episode are:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/26/welcome-to-gibtown-the-last-freakshow-town-in-america
https://people.howstuffworks.com/gibtown-where-circus-folk-went-to-retire.htm
http://www.weirdus.com/states/florida/fabled_people_and_places/gibsonton/index.php
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/florida-man-terrorizes-town-forcing-federal-government-step-180972757/
American Sideshow: An encyclopedia of History’s Most Wondrous and Curiously Strange Performers by Marc Hartzman
Amazing self portrait by Matthias Buchinger, the “Little Man from Nuremberg". The first “famous freak”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthias_Buchinger
FLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.iheart.com/content/2018-12-28-florida-woman-who-claimed-to-be-god-robs-mail-truck-flees-on-tricycle/
FLORIDA MAN: https://miami.cbslocal.com/2021/12/10/florida-man-andre-abrams-accused-of-using-flamethrower-to-settle-dispute/
What would you do if your gynecologist asked you for a ride home after your appointment?
This is the strange, alternatively-medicinal tale of teenager Malachi Love-Robinson's ultimate con.
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CORRECTION: When Kelsey Ann says we ate at “Tommy Bahama” in Orlando, she means “Bahama Breeze”. Tommy Bahama is a clothing store for whimsical, bloated retired Florida men. Bahama Breeze is an “island grill” chain that offers Caribbean-inspired seafood, chicken, steaks, and tropical drinks. Also Nate says "Richard Abignale" before he finally figures it out
Source materials for this episode are:
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-west-palm-fake-doctor-20160216-story.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3450335/Doogie-Yowza-Florida-teenager-pretended-doctor-arrested-giving-medical-exam-undercover-cop.html
https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2021/01/01/fake-teen-doctor-known-as-dr-love-arrested-again-on-fraud-charges-in-florida/?clearUserState=true
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/02/17/cops-fake-teen-doctor-opened-own-office-newser/80506962/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/17/not-quite-doogie-howser-florida-18-year-old-charged-with-masquerading-as-a-doctor/
FLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-trash-can-social-security-sheriff
FLORIDA MAN: https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/12/15/florida-man-robs-gas-station-while-wearing-drawn-on-goatee
Walt and Joe McCarthy, sittin' in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
On today's episode your humble hosts take a long reproachful gander at the man behind the Disney parks, his ALLEGED antisemitism, his desperate, craven need for good boy points, his hot, strong, loving ties to the FBI and CIA, and his penchant for snitchin' to the House Un-American Activities Committee. Have you guys ever seen Triumph of the Will? Uncle Walt did...
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Source materials for this episode are:
https://www.history.com/topics/cold-war/red-scare
Disney and the cold war by Brooke Tuchman
https://confluence.gallatin.nyu.edu/sections/research/disney-and-the-cold-war
https://www.buzz.ie/news/world-news/10-creepy-facts-disneyland-never-23878464
https://www.factinate.com/things/facts-disney/
https://pureimagineering.tumblr.com/post/162539414631/remember-the-time-walt-disney-blacklisted-an
http://jfk.hood.edu/Collection/Weisberg%20Subject%20Index%20Files/F%20Disk/FBI/FBI%20Press%20Use%20Of/Item%2009.pdf
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309291/How-CIA-helped-Disney-conquer-Florida-buy-super-cheap-land.html
FLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/citrus-county/nude-florida-woman-enters-house-batters-homeowners-police-upon-arrest/
FLORIDA MAN: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-man-charged-with-attempted-murder-after-failed-marriage-proposal/
He is Vengeance. He is the Night. He is crouching in the palmettos outside his ex wife’s house smoking meth and furiously jerking it at 3PM on a Wednesday
Today we explore the provenance and meaning of the original Florida Man meme, his shady internet origins, his rise to prominence, and how the phenomenon goes beyond simply poking fun at crazy people. Not everyone can be a Florida man, baby, but a Florida Man can come from anywhere
Sources:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/florida-man
https://lithub.com/how-the-internet-turned-florida-man-into-a-figure-of-indulgence-decadence-and-bad-decision-making/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/magazine/wp/2019/07/15/feature/is-it-okay-to-laugh-at-florida-man-2/
https://www.fark.com/topic/florida/?hrs=168&sticky_host_f=1
SUCH A COOL GRAPH:
https://www.injuryclaimcoach.com/analysis-of-the-florida-man.html
FLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.waaytv.com/content/news/568280152.html
FLORIDA MAN: https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/local/florida-man-offered-to-pay-officer-with-hamburger-for-oral-sex-police-say/77-622259044
Today we answer the question: has anyone ever d* *at D*?
Many people allege that no-one has ever d* *at D*. But is that just a technicality? Join us as we list everyone who d* *at D* *and whether or not it really counts. Surely someone has to have d* at D*. Allegedly.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
The source materials for this episode are:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/declared-deaths/
https://www.newsweek.com/former-disney-world-employee-reveals-death-resort-protocol-rumors-1601958
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-alligator-attack-organ-donation-20210316-z7nyzpbwvjd3jbw2ffnw3zm3ca-story.html
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna13630445
https://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/index.html
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna13630445
https://www.grunge.com/451724/heres-how-many-people-have-died-at-disney-world/?utm_campaign=clip
THE LANE THOMAS FOUNDATION
https://www.lanethomas.org/
FLORIDA WOMAN: https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/florida-woman-pulls-knife-on-man-threatens-to-gut-him-after-he-complained-of-her-farting-loudly-officials/
FLORIDA MAN:
https://www.wate.com/news/national-world/surgeon-removes-healthy-kidney-he-thought-was-a-tumor/1603724430/
He lurks in the underbrush. He’s staring through the palmetto fronds… you can’t see him, but you’ve already smelled him. And you’re retching. Loudly.
In this episode we take a look at the history and taxonomy Florida’s favorite cryptic ape man, the fabled SKUNK APE. Join us as we dazzle at shaky blurry YouTube videos and discuss the Jane Goodall of the Everglades. You are now in the ape zone.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
The source materials for this episode are:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/trail-floridas-bigfoot-skunk-ape-180949981/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_ape
https://www.skunkape.info/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cXKwZbDs3U&t=134s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunkape#/media/File:Myakkaape_photograph.jpg
FLORIDA WOMAN: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/florida-woman-horseback-charged-dui-n817231
FLORIDA MAN: https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/crime/2016/11/03/police-naked-man-drove-wires-attached-penis/93228564/
Ep 1: THE FLORIDA HYPOTHESIS In this episode Nathan and KA tackle the show’s central question: What in the hell is going on with Florida?!?! and they wrestle her to the ground. You’ll learn the 7 contributing factors to the chaotic alchemy that is the state of Florida and how and why she has become the starlet of the strange news media and the butt of jokes. You may also find: Ironic millennial communism, hot oily sexy rollerbladers, sink hole facts, tornado facts, and herpes simplex 1.
We’ve all heard about Florida Man, but what about Florida Woman? Join us weekly as we explore the humid landscape, absurd crimes, bizarre history, and beautiful fucking maniacs that make up our country’s weirdest state.
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Florida Woman theme song is My Heart Is Open by So Sensitive Band from their debut album Bedroom Drama. You can find them on Spotify, BandCamp, Apple Music, or wherever you listen! Follow them on Instagram at @sosensitiveband.
The source materials for this episode are: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archiv…florida/612259/ www.salon.com/2013/07/26/5_reaso…tate_ever_partner/ “Oh, Florida! How America’s Weirdest State Influences the rest of the country” by Craig Pittman myfloridalegal.com/pages.nsf/Main/…525791B006A54E4 www.nytimes.com/2016/07/24/books/…raig-pittman.html wtfflorida.com/about/ www.more.com/travel/wtflorida-f…da-weirdest-state/ www.cnn.com/2019/03/22/us/flori…nge-trnd/index.html