TANI-SAN: AN AWKWARD CUSTOMER: Recent Episodes
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Having cheated her way into Heaven only to then argue her way out of it, Tani-san is at liberty to continue on her way albeit as the one person in the Universe to whom the usual rules no longer apply. Now follow her adventures as she bounces about in a consequence-free environment causing all sorts of unnecessary problems for people who don't deserve it. And some who do.
In which it is finally decided that something must be done about Tani-san. This, it turns out, involves spiders although it's difficult to take them seriously when they have forty-eight knees.
To be confused with a story by H.P. Lovecraft, TANI-SAN takes on a monster of the deep and in so doing fulfils the catering requirements for TANI-SAN INDUSTRIES' tenth anniversary celebrations.
In which a tiny misunderstanding leads to the most offensive Christmas commercial ever made and TANI-SAN is forced to face up to her gnomophobia.
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Except in this case.
Why do the innocent suffer? You're unlikely to find the answers here as Tani-san's new fun park opens its door to customers.
The toilet humour continues when TANI-SAN takes inspiration not from Greatest or even the Smallest but certainly the Crappest Show on Earth.
In which Tani-san adopts a comedy wig and dentures to blend in with the workforce at Tani-san Industries.
When TANI-SAN reports herself as missing, no amount of thinking outside the box can pinpoint her whereabouts.
Two Tani-sans may be regarded as unfortunate. Three looks like recklessness. And so it proves when Tani-san sides with her ghostly grandma.
In which we finally get to learn how William and Tani-san first met and why, as a child, Tani-san did her business in the school sandpit
In which it becomes abundantly clear that Tani-san is here to ensure that the world remains ungovernable.
In which Tani-san fails to reach a compromise with her ginkgo tree, having experienced an altered state via the medium of honey.
In true Hitchcockian style, Tani-san is forced to go on the run only to end up hanging from a world-famous monument in a way that does neither of them any favours.
Remember the Day of the Triffids? Well it's that but with fruit-flavoured desserts
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In which the ghost of Tani-san's father approaches her on a rather delicate matter and immediately wishes that he hadn't.
Finding herself under arrest, Tani-san sets out to incriminate herself even further just to prove a point.
In which the Kawano twins launch a drone attack after school and engage in a war of nerves with their mother with a view to furthering certain long-term objectives
Pearl Harbour comes under threat again when Tani-san Senior considers moving there in order to avoid someone from her murky past.
In which Tani-san assumes the guise of celebrated naturalist Sir David Attenborough and meddles with nature in an ad hoc, non- Frankenstein sort of way.
In which Tani-san enters into an argument with the Almighty, who somehow manages to convince Himself that He can win.
In which Tani-san attempts to sabotage her own company, Tani-san Industries, which is far too successful in her opinion.
In which Tan-san tells a lie that she ends up believing and then finally becomes true. People in sales take note. This is how you do it.
In which TANI-SAN goes to war with her household appliances, leading to the Kitchen Treaty of October the thirty-ninth, twenty-ninety-onety.
In which TANI-SAN goes to war with her household appliances, leading to the Kitchen Treaty of October the thirty-ninth, twenty-ninety-onety.
In which Tani-san has difficulty keeping body and soul together with not much help from a very peculiar person.
In which Tani-san has difficulty keeping body and soul together with not much help from a very peculiar person.
In which Tani-san attempts to persuade a group of germs to act in her favour with the aid of a microscope, a bottle of iced tea and some spit.
In which Tani-san's idea of a shortcut is so off the mark that she and her friends not only end up lost but off the map entirely.
In which certain parties try to take advantage of Tani-san's temporary indisposition only to be shown the error of their ways.
In which Tani-san reinstates her grandmother's cat map only to end up being chased by a tiger, although not so much in the forests of the night.
In which TANI-SAN is prepared to do just about anything to win a bake-off, exploiting official secrets and misappropriating corporate funds to get her hands on the infamous milk chocolate of the Third Reich.
As usual, Tani-san is labouring under the illusion that she is far too nice for her own good. But when she then takes a drug to make her more assertive, it does not have the desired effect.
Once again Tani-san promises to take care of the Kawano sisters only to lead them straight into the jaws of a typhoon. This is entirely consistent with her childminding style which is characterised by extreme danger.
In spite of being the owner of a vast, multinational corporation, Tani-san shows zero interest in ' Tani-san Industries' other than as her own private toy box to be ransacked as and when.
In which Tani-san attempts to circumvent the Laws of Nature in order to prevail over her furry, feline frenemy, William, who savours the moment for its ironic qualities.
Tani-san takes the Kawano twins to Ueno Zoo, where she employs some rather questionable methods to animate the animals.
With her precious freedoms still at stake, Tani-san plays a game of Go against the bitchy twelfth-century demoness, Tamamo-no-mae. She cheats ... obviously.
Tani-san and friends test the bounds of economic theory ( and patience) on an unsuspecting shop owner.
When Tani-san accidentally causes a 'miracle' to happen at the grave of Mrs Ishihama's dull aunt, the race is on to make the deceased seem worthy of it.
Tani-san kidnaps Princess Otohime - a Turtle and daughter of the Emperor of the Sea- but then decides to collaborate with Otohime to undermine the food chain and defeat the Evil Emperor.
Tani-san visits a local restaurant that is famous for its fresh seafood - so fresh, in fact, that she ends up in a pitched battle with her main course.
In which the Kawano sisters learn absolutely nothing about Tani-san's marital status and there is also the matter of a missing piece of tiramisu measuring 1.85 centimetres.
Tani-san and her friends accidentally spend a weekend at a mountain retreat, somewhere far too quiet for our auntie-hero. It is not long before things get a bit weird.
With her bottom getting bigger by the day, TANI-SAN makes use of a capybara diet toy which issues cautionary advice at the press of a snout. However a small domestic accident inevitably leads to this 'voice of conscience' being quietly silenced.
Tani-san is quite used to exterminating cockroaches en masse with Dr Ichibangase's Super-Power Goki-Chan Bye-Bye Spray. But when she then comes face-to-face with one gigantic bug, she is forced to resort to premeditated murder - i.e. getting it drunk on sake and sending it over a cliff in a minivan.
Faced with the prospect of being abandoned on a tiny island off the coast of northern Hokkaido, Tani-san conspires with one friend to cannibalise the other two.
Tani-san resorts to the use of a homemade cat-a-pult to rid herself of her long-term feline frenemy, 'William'- the feral cat who likes to do his business in her garden just to annoy her.
The Gifu Bush warbler turns tables on her Abductors as Tani-san discovers some curious family history
TANI-SAN Visits her GP just to annoy him with the problem of getting revenge on someone who is already dead.
TANI-SAN dies in a freak walrus-based accident and is translated to the afterlife, whereupon she goes to some lengths to cheat her way into Heaven only to spend the rest of the time arguing her way out of it