Ask Audrey: Recent Episodes

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Ask Audrey on Dave Mac’s Drive. Saucy, posh and all about the dosh, your favourite Agony Aunt has been sorting out Cork’s problems in the Irish Examiner every Friday for aaaaaages now girl. Catch her on air, alongside a cast of colourful characters, on Dave Mac’s Drive every Thursday and Friday from 6pm and you’ll find those episodes below. What’s your problem?

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Taylor Swift has been in touch with Dowcha Donie

Donie is having an affair with a chatbot.

Lord Edmund is worried about West Cork

Rosealeen snogged a man in a mobile sauna

Dowcha Donie has a problem with Air Fryers.

Jenni wants the Marathon to avoid Ballyphehane.

Rosealeen is worried about her dirty weekend

Why can't a Norrie present the Late Late?

Lord Edmund wants us all to cheer for King Charles

Ed is being followed by the writers from Succession

Jenni is moving to Kerry for a bit of heat

Donie's father is on Tinder, he's 85

Donie is having clean dreams about an old doll at work

Donie wants to dress like he's in Succession

Leonard finds the Cork accent hilarious

Rosealeen's Mammy caught her listening to porn.

Rosealeen giggles at the Welsh accent

Rosealeen is getting an itchy chin from the beardy boys

Jenni's fella does this thing with his tongue

Donie thinks he might be in a Throuple

Neil is sick of being asked about Prince Harry.

Rosealeen doesn't like driving while horny

Ed feels that Lanzarote is beneath him

It's tricky trying to perv at Roy Keane

Rosealeen still fancies David Beckham

Rosealeen is addicted to German Christmas cake.

Dowcha Donie is finished with Spanish old dolls.

Donie doesn't have the stamina for pinting all night

Jenni is sick of following Munster

Jenni wants to ban busses on the Douglas Road

Jenni wants to get rid of her cockapoo

Jenni wants to be like Gwyneth

Jenni can't afford Kinsale

Jenni is horny and excited.

Rosealeen kissed a girl and she liked it

Is it only Norries call them blackas?

Rosealeen listens to Dave MacArdle while doing the biz

Donie fancies his old doll's Mam.

Rosealeen isn't sure about short-shorts.

Dan Paddy Andy is on a promise

Berna went online in her knickers.

Ed is going to Mallorca with Covid.

Donie wants to tell his old doll to lose weight.

Lord Edmund is worried about Mallow.

Donie has doubts about Ballybunion

Rosealeen is afraid of Hill 16.

Bera's boyfriend looks like Prince Andrew

Is it possible to have a sophisticated weekend in Dungarvan?

Reggie wants a fast-track in Dublin Airport

Dan Paddy Andy is mad for whacky backy

The only mention of Jesus Christ is when someone gets catapulted out the bouncy castle after prosecco

Donie's old doll is weak for Johnny Depp.

Donie's old doll is worried about Russia

Ed Sheeran is singing to me

Rosealeen isn't sure about Easter Egg hunts

Donie is getting married in Vegas.

Rosealeen is on Wall2WallPervs.

Budgie found Roy Keane sitting at the bottom of his bed.

Rosealeen wants to give Putin a kick in the arse.

Jenni's husband left her because she's always on WhatsApp

Berna is doing yoga for pervert farmers.

Jenni is devva that Jessie Buckley got an Oscar nomination.

Donie finds out how to get a job with CNN…

There's a Russian spy in Ballydesmond

Dowcha Donie is moving to Castlebar

Why do Irish people stop drinking in January?

Why don't call it Boxing Day you filthy Micks?

C'mere, how do you lob the gob on Zoom?

Is a Thermal Vest fetish weird, even for Abbeyfeale

Garth Brooks will wreck our reputation as cultured intellectuals.

Rosealeen picked a s**te week to open a nightclub

Is lobbing the gob at the Christmas Party an absolute no-no?

Is it ok to go skiing? Jenni, Douglas Road.

Most Irish people think spirit world is the name of an off-licence.

Rosealeen has a problem with Sofia 'Viagra'

Jenni is planning an indecent proposal with Scary O'Leary

Rosealeen wants the next Bond to be from Ballydesmond.

Jenni is NOT going to Magaluf

It's neighbourhood watch with new arrivals on the Douglas Road

Rosealeen wants more Pornstar Martinis, not kids!

Ask Audrey - Rosealeen thinks Sally Rooney is zero crack.

Roseleen has something for Vegans…contempt

Donie is afraid of Shannon, and much more…

Reggie wants Wally to cop on, and much more…

Cliona has taken to picturing Patrick Horgan during sex with her Ken, and much more…

Jurgen is supporting Cork in the hurling, and much more…

Rosealeen is embarrassed by the Cork footballers, and much more…

Jurgen is not a lecherous old man, and much more…

Lovely village shamed by Rosealeen, and much more…

Donie is worried about wearing short-shorts on the streets of Cork.

Jenni scored with a trainee mechanic from Carrigtwohill, and much more…

Ed wants to take his horsebox to the moon, and much more…

Donie did the biz with his sister-in-law, and much more…

Rosealeen can't stop ringing a Russian hacker, and much more…

Reggie and the Dark Web, and much more…

Donie thinks Cork are going to win the All-Ireland, and much more…

Ed would like to lick someone with Covid, and much more…

Rosealeen wants to disguise herself as a Kerry woman, and much more…

Reggie hates pedestrians?, and much more…

Jenni wants to get her cheeks done in Dubai and much more...

Rosealeen is writing 50 Shades of Scartaglin, and much more…

Jenni wants a round tower for her back garden, and much more…

Rosealeen's fella isn't horny, and much more…

Rosealeen wants to speak her truth, and much more…

Phelim wants to close Cork Airport FOR GOOD, and much more…

Jenni wants schools open on Saturdays, and much more…

Rosealeen made 12 grand on OnlyFans, and much more…

Rosealeen wants to scrub her hippy, and much more…

Reggie can hear Hoggy having rumpy pumpy, and much more…

Fifi is having rumpy pumpy in Curraghbinny Woods, and much more…

Jenni wants to be locked up in a hotel room with a hot tennis player, and much more…

Duckie Prendergast was sent to a test centre in Blackpool, and much more…

Jenni wants a Covid-free au pair, and much more…

Rosealeen's boyfriend is an awful pervert, and much more…

Ed's buying edible knickers for his personal chef, and much more…

Jenni wants to know if you can get a hangover from hot port, and much more…

Cork has developed a vaccine called Langball

Donie wants to score with someone on a Zoom call, and much more…

It's getting horny on Jenni's WhatsApp group, and much more…

Dowcha Donie's son says Santa instead of Santy, and much more…

Rosealeen is planning a 'sexy phone call' with a guy from Clonmel, and much more…

Jurgens girlfriend likes him stroking her cat, and much more…

Audrey shifts Marco on the Grand Parade, and much more…

Rosealeen's boyfriend does this thing with his tongue, and much more…

Jurgen is having loads of sex with Liverpool fans, and much more…

Reggie wants to deport his neighbour back to Kerry, and much more…

Reggie made a show called Posh Eye For The Norry Guy, and much more…

Reggie is organising a socially distanced orgy in Kinsale, and much more...

Dowcha Donie is looking for a swingers club that isn't full of Norries, and much more...

Reggie has started making gin in West Cork, and much more…

Lord Edmund reckons the Irish are too drunk to make him quarantine, and much more…

Jenni wants to put a tracking device in her cleaning lady, and much more…

Reggie wants North Cork types to stop saying 'mintal' and much more...

Reggie doesn’t give a **** about ducks on the northside, and much more…

Reggie thinks there's a smell off Kanturk, and much more…

Dowcha Donie wants to know if it’s possible to be racist against the English, and much more…

Dowcha Donie is driving the posh wans mad horny with his chain, and much more…

Dan Paddy Andy reckons his neighbour still has a bit of life in her puppies and she 71, and much more…

Jenni’s friend reckons Normal People is basically a Maeve Binchy novel with mobile phones, and much more…

Dowcha Donie thinks that Bill Gates put coronavirus in his salad burger, and much more…

Dowcha Donie thinks China is using spice bags to control his mind, and much more…

Emma named her favourite sex toy after Dr Tony Holohan, and much more…

Dee hasn't had botox in four weeks and is starting to look her age, and much more…

If Kathleen doesn't get her hair cut, she'll end up looking like a woman from Kanturk, and much more…

Sunday's Well Swingers are on the lookout for new members, and much more…

Shane Casey wants Dublin joggers to stop sweating on him, and much more…

Maggie is worried about her jobbies rubbing off a Norry, Dr Ken is worried about noisy sex in Passage West, Dowcha Donie is worried a sailor will nick his old doll, and @YouSoWishLike got the flu jab and now she's a nymphomaniac!

Dr Ken doesn't know what to say to a woman from Passage, Lorna won't say “Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt”, @YouSoWishLike doesn't want to move to Frankfield, Dan Paddy Andy had a dirty dream about his sister-in-law.