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AutoGrazers Podcast
In Autograzers Three Car guys compete against each other in challenges set by our resident non-car guy.
Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS.
This week AUTOGRAZERS, ROLL OUT, as we're doing our best Sam Witwicky impersonation (actual cannibal Shia LeBouef nonwithstanding) and diving into the wonderful world of robots in disguise. First off, it's time to find a car that looks like it would transform into a thing. And then, a second one because why not.
The Autograzers are;
Tommy - Tegatron
Duncan - Doptimus Drime
George - GarGream
John - JumbleJee
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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS. This week Life, uh, finds a way, and Tommy is now th eproud owner of his very own Dinosaur nature reserve/theme park/petting zoo! First off, we need to find a sturdy vehicle that his paying customers can rely on to navigate them around the treacherous island full of ancient creatures (did we mention it's based on the Isle of Wight?). He spared no expense! Next up, for his slightly less paying customers, a vehicle that will 'do', but provide an inferior experience. Oh and it's got to be under 250. Because we're running a business here goddamit!
The Autograzers are;
Tommy - Tom Hammond
Duncan - Duncan Grant
George - George Muldoon
John - John Malcom
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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS. This week the Autograzers got a very special letter delivered by owl. It was a few years late, but THEY'RE A WIZARD HARRY First off, it's time to find a flying car to arrive in style in. Tommy did 'borrow' a certain Harry Potter's Gringott's bank card so the good news is we've got a varied choice! Next up, a certain groundskeeper needs a replacement for his bike. His generous proportions and...minimalist lifestlye call on something special (with four wheels).
The Autograzers are;
Tommy - A total Hufflepuff
Duncan - 1000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR
George - Slitheryn Slitherout
John - Ravenclawing back some points
Want a question answered by the Autograzers? Leave a reply in the Pinned comment below, or drop us an email at autograzers@gmail.com. We upload every Monday morning (GMT) to YouTube (with added pictures!) as well as all your usual podcasting platforms.All music and images used which are not created by us are used under Fair use or via the Creative Commons License. We don't claim ownership of any materials presented here other than that created by Autograzers.
Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS. This week The Autograzers are going back to school, and trying to be the coolest kidz on the block by winning all the popularity contests. First off, they need to find the coolest, most popular car that a popular kid could drive to school. Then it's time to pick who the unpopular kid is, by finding the least popular car in the UK!
The Autograzers are;
Tommy - HONK
Duncan - Social Floater
George - Drove a car nearly triple his age
John - Educated on the streets
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Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS. This time we're going to Mongolia! Well, not quite, but nearly. Tommy explains. We need to find ourselves a sturdy workhorse to get there so of course we're not spending more than £1000. Then because Tommy's going to buy it we need to show him what NOT to buy.
The Autograzers are; Tommy - Washer fluid goes in the engine right?
Duncan - WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN
George - Terribly...Good
John - Vauxhall Fanboy (Apparently)
All music and images used which are not created by us are used under Fair use or via the Creative Commons License. We don't claim ownership of any materials presented here other than that created by Autograzers. Want a question answered by the Autograzers? Leave a reply in the Pinned comment below, or drop us an email at autograzers@gmail.com. We upload every Monday morning (GMT) to YouTube (with added pictures!) as well as all your usual podcasting platforms.
Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS.
ZOINKS, it's time to get the Scooby gang together and bundle into the Mystery Machine - except for the fact it was destroyed in a mysterious accident with Scrappy Doo inside...
So let's find ourselves a new Mystery Machine, and then a car for the villain. He'd get away with it, if it wasn't for us meddling kids!
The Autograzers are;
Tommy - Damsel in Distress
Duncan - Mr Boombastic
George - Rooby Roo
John - Looks great in a wool jumper and short skirt
All music and images used which are not created by us are used under Fair use or via the Creative Commons License. We don't claim ownership of any materials presented here other than that created by Autograzers. Want a question answered by the Autograzers? Leave a reply in the Pinned comment below, or drop us an email at autograzers@gmail.com. We upload every Monday morning (GMT) to YouTube (with added pictures!) as well as all your usual podcasting platforms.
Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS.
In episode four, it's time to jump red lights, put on white coats and stethescopes, and lean out of the window shouting WEE WOO WEE WOO as we set ourselves up as freelance ambulancers. Amublatators. Something like that.
Oh, and as well as an ambulance, we're going to need some kind of car to stage a dramatic example of why we're needed. You know. Like on casualty.
The Autograzers are;
Tommy - Toug Doss
Duncan - Farlie Charhead
George - Cerry Pox
John - Sark Mloan
Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS.
In week three, (Third time's a Charm!) we're putting on our white vests, digging out our silver crucifixes, and dipping our toes into the jolly exciting world of illegal street racing!
To that point, we need a car - and one that'll be both A) fast and B) not so posh it'll get us murdered immediately.
After the initial race, we get the attention of Sammy the Shark, a notorious ne'er-do-well. Can we choose a second car that will help us lose to him, and therefore avoid sleeping with the fishes?
The Autograzers are;
Tommy - Tomonic Dorito
Duncan - Conner O'Brien
George - Pierce Roman
John - Jayne 'the Stone' Donson
Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS.
In week two, Tommy's got an idea to make loads of money - selling Burgers door to door!
First off, it's time to find the burger van of our dreams, even if it's a tad unconventional.
Then it's time to pull the switcheroo on our awful rival, Robert, some dumb guy with three kids and an annoying wife who also makes burgers. Will he be able to work out he's been duped?
The Autograzers are;
Tommy - Struggles with Flaps
Duncan - Worryingly obsessed with Kei cars
George - Dog Snowman
John - Hates the Nissan Juke
Autograzers is a podcast where one non car guy sets three car guys challenges which they compete in for POINTS.
This week we decide that our New Years Resolution is to get Rich. Quick. As in Tommy's Organising a Bank Robbery.
First off, it's time to find out Getaway Car to give us an easy escape. I imagine we'll find a Driver on Gumtree or something.
Next it's time to find a Fall Guy. And give them a car that won't escape the authorities.
The Autograzers are;
Tommy - Windscreen Defroster Extroadinaire
Duncan - Give Him Vectra B or give Him Death
George - Obsessed with BMW's
John - Hates the Nissan Juke